#goddess of the ultra cosmos

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Goddess of the Ultra Cosmos figures, in packaging

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Goddess of Scheelite - Goddess of the Ultra Cosmos (Aggio)

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One of my storage boxes of carded Golden Girl and She-Ra knockoff figures. 

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1002 terfs to block using the tumblr batch block extension for chrome

I collected these from transmisogynistic terf posts, and some were sent to me through DM. Note that you might have to run the extension a couple of times to make sure you got them all.

Last updated: 6/11/2020

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30 Day Monster Challenge 2 - Day #15: Favorite Great Old One/Monster God

1.      Nurgle the Great Unclean One (Warhammer)

I think you can tell a lot about a person by knowing which of the Chaos Gods is there favorite. I’m not saying there’s a right answer, but I’ve always been a Nurgle man myself. Nurgle is more than just the daemon god of disease and entropy; he’s the god of the value of life. Nurgle loves all of his children equally, down to the smallest virus. It can be hard for people to accept that, to realize that they have as much cosmic significance as a single-cell organism, but that’s just because they don’t realize how much love the Urfather has for that little cell. In Nurgle’s phlegmatic embrace, all of us are equal, regardless of race, gender, or cell count.

Nurgle asks only that you spread the love he has so willingly given, so that all may be his children. Death and disease are natural parts of life; we struggle to fight them so, but they always come back to us. Through Nurgle, we may exalt in the power of pus and the greatness gangrene. We grow stronger with each infection, and every tumor is a sign of endurance. We do not die when the Plague Bearer calls us; we merely transform for the vermin and bacteria that consumes us, to be reborn in the eternal cycle. Truly, Grandfather Nurgle moves in wondrous ways.

2.      Ithaqua the Wind Walker (August Derleth)

It should come as no surprise that the god of all wendigos is one of my favorite Great Old Ones. The Ithaqua Cycle is probably the best thing August Derleth wrote, for what ever that’s worth. Ithaqua is just such a chilling god; the image of some skull-faced giant thing turning around a mountain is the stuff of nightmares. Ithaqua is the primal urge inside life, the need to do anything to survive in an unrelenting environment. He walks in the cold places of the world, but also in that cold space between worlds, spreading his cannibalistic madness from world to world. Ithaqua himself seems hardly necessary, or the countless wendigos that follow him. It’s the chaos and horror he causes between people in a desperate situation, pitting one man against the other and breaking taboos until only the strongest is left. Ithaqua is the cold and brutality of the North personified.

3.      Lolth the Queen of the Demonweb Pits (Dungeons and Dragons)

Lilith is so pastiche these days. You know where the real rebellious queen of evil action is at? Spiders, man, and Lolth is the Spider Queen. Lolth has been in Dungeons and Dragons since the beginning. Wherever the dark elves go, Lolth goes too, like any deity, and her absence from a setting is noticeable. She’s one of D&D’s greatest villains, and countless adventurers have lost their lives in the Demonweb Pits. Her entire realm is an arachnid hell crawling with spiders as small a mite to as big as her spider-golem palace. Lolth is an entity of contrasts; her priesthood is a strict matriarchy, but Lolth herself is absolutely insane. It’s hard to tell if there’s anything left of the elf goddess she used to be. Beneath the layers of scheming, beauty, racially motivated hatred, and plans to conquer the known multiverse lies a beating heart of blind hunger, an overwhelming instinct to survive by strength alone.

4.      Saaitii the Hog (William Hope Hodgson)

Saaitii is actually what got this particular entry in the challenge. See, I wanted to do just ‘Top 10 Great Old Ones’, but then I was worried that not everybody would know what the Great Old Ones are and it’s kind of an arbitrary category that Lovecraft wanted people to change from story-to-story for fun, so then I just broadened the category to ‘monster gods’ and now here we are. Anyway, Saaitii is a monster that William Hope Hodgson’s occult detective Thomas Carnacki encountered in his monster-hunting stories. The locals tell Carnacki that Saaitii is the ghost of a boar wrongfully killed long ago, but Carnacki suspects that it’s an extradimensional something using the spirits of dead hogs to try and come through.

First off, I just want to know what William Hope Hodgson’s deal with pigs was. This is explicitly his second pig monster story, following the pig men from The House on the Borderlands. But the usage of that aesthetic is definitely refreshing a little unsettling. In an age of meme-tentacles, we need new and different cosmic horrors. Pigs can be disturbing; we think of them as cute at best and filthy at worst, but rarely evil or malevolent. Even the meanest boar has a kind of nobility to it. But the Hog brings up images of mindless, vicious cruelty, dark things in the forest and filth. The concept of a higher life form like some extradimensional whatsit coming into our world through ‘lower’ lifeforms strikes a little close to the karmic bullseye for some, turning the tables on humanity and reminding us that in the eyes of the cosmos, we’re just so much more food.

5.      Ogdru Jahad the Seven Who Are One (Hellboy)

You’d think there’d be more dragons on the list, but so far it’s just the one. Seven. 369. Whatever. The Ogdru Jahad are the Hellboy/BPRD universes Great Old Ones, and the source of… a sizable amount of trouble there. Not all of it, but most of it. At the dawn of time, the Sons of God formed the mud of creation into seven great dragons that were filled with the shadow of the moon, for whatever reason. Things would have been fine and dandy there, but one little angel named Satan, for reasons that are still unclear, took the fire of God and filled the dragon with it, giving the Ogdru Jahad life. The Ogdru Jahad birthed their 369 offspring, and the angels had to fight them off before the whole Creation thing could get rolling. From that day on, every human culture has been warned about the Ogdru Jahad, and they have been ingrained in the human consciousness as the Dragon, from Tiamat to the Beast of Revelations.

It’s a nice fusion of Judeo-Christian Biblical lore and cosmic horror. I honestly don’t think it would work if it wasn’t for the fact that Satan is notably absent from the Hellboy series and, as of BPRD: Hell on Earth, the Ogdru Jahad are winning, where even their smallest children can cause natural disasters. I love conflating the image of dragons with cosmic monsters. Cthulhu as Leviathan, flying polyps as oriental dragons, hunting horrors as wyverns; it’s a direct play to the archetype that both types of creatures fill. The Ogdru Jahad illustrate that perfectly, simultaneously something the most modern of cosmic horror and the most ancient of monsters.

6.      Flowey the Flower (Undertale)

Flowey’s final form gets in on design alone. There aren’t a lot of monster designs that actually freak me out, but Flowey is just horrible. Of course that’s also because it’s a genius bit of sprite animation, with the usage of textures contrasting so hard with the rest of Undertale. It looks like something that ate its way inside out from at least three Madoka witches. The claws, the eyes, the mouths; it all makes something perfectly awful and abhorrent. And, of course, the music. I actually think Flowey’s boss theme rates pretty low compared to other Undertale boss themes, but the title is just something else. How are you supposed to do better than “Your Best Nightmare”?

7.      Rom the Vacuous Spider (Bloodborne)

It’s Rom. C’mon. Look, I know she’s not actually a Great One; she’s Kin, like Mergo’s Wet Nurse. But look at her. When I think, “What’s my favorite eldritch monstrosity boss from Bloodborne?” I keep coming back to Rom. Just look at her dumb, stupid face. One of her attacks is just falling over. That’s the most relatable a video game has been for me since I was an undergrad. Rom doesn’t want to hurt anybody; she’s just a giant, stupid bug/fungus thing. You could just walk away, man. You could just leave poor Rom alone. She’s doing her best trying to grant people eyes and you’re over here hassling her. In front of her kids, man. Just leave her alone.

8.      Moder the Bastard of Loki (The Ritual)

Y’know, as a jotun, this guy could have been on the giant list, but I feel like its design and concept are too unique for that. This is a special monster, a kind of revelatory creature. Its design is just out of this world, blending human and stag and those creepy little eyes. But there’s so much more to it than just a great design. Its ability to create illusions essentially gives it access to shapeshifting, tying it to the actual mythology of Loki and Norse giants. The actual ritual to appease Moder, where it picks a person up and impales them on a tree, is reminiscent of the story in Norse mythology where Odin impales himself on the World Tree Yggdrasil to gain the knowledge of the runes. Before a person is killed, Moder shows them something precious to them, or a defining moment in their life; it is, in its own way, giving the person a revelation about what is vital in their own universe. Moder, like any good monster, delivers a message about the meaning of reality to the people it encounters.

9.      Set the Slithering God (Conan the Barbarian/Marvel Comics)

I like this comic book version of a god. The actual Egyptian deity Set is fairly complex, and actually examining his character and divine portfolio gives insight into how Egypt’s culture changes over time. Comic book Set, on the other hand, is the god of snake villains. He is the snake villain to end all snake villains. Marvel cooked him up for their old Conan comics based off an offhand mention in one of Robert E. Howard’s stories because they needed Conan to have a nemesis. So Conan’s nemesis, the arch-wizard/priest Thoth Amon, worships the dark god Set, regardless of the fact that Thoth Amon appeared exactly once in the very first Conan story. Now, it’s fifty years later and Set is apparently one of Marvel’s Primordial Ultra-Deities.

It’s that mixture of traditional myth and the cosmic I like again, though this time it’s less H.P. Lovecraft ‘cosmic horror’ and more Jack Kirby ‘cosmic action’; new gods and a new mythology for a new medium, but still the same old story. Set is the Serpent, like the Ogdru Jahad, manifesting in human lore as everything from the serpent in Eden to Leviathan. He was the first murderer, able to absorb the power of any other god he ate, and even today he seeks reptile supremacy. Wherever there is Set there are snakes, enacting the cosmic cycle of death and rebirth while lounging in decadence.

10.   Haos the Ultimate Bio-Weapon (Resident Evil 6)

… We’re going to do this now, and then we’re never going to do it again. Because we’re going to talk about something good that was in Resident Evil 6. One of the most infuriating things about RE6 is that it had some of the most incredible monster designs in the Resident Evil series. Great designs. The kind of monster designs that other games only wish they could achieve. And they were wasted on one of the worst games the series has produced. One of those designs was Haos, the apparent ultimate bio-weapon engineered by (ugh) Neo-Umbrella in a secret facility at the bottom of the ocean good lord I’m putting this on a list with William Hope Hodgson.

Haos deserves a better game; its design is unnecessarily fantastic. It looks like a ningen crossed with a jellyfish. It’s some far future stage of human evolution driven to its most extreme and bizarre form. There’s something forlorn and sad about it, but also beautiful and powerful. Its concept is purely apocalyptic; Haos will rise from the bottom of the ocean before it finally dies and dissolves into a gas that will spread across the world, turning humanity into zombies and monsters. Herald of a world of gods and monsters and all that. Even its name is kind of cool; ‘Haos’ is literally Siberian for ‘chaos’. And every day I have to wake up with the knowledge that this wonderful, horrible monster was stuck at the end of a Resident Evil 6 campaign. It’s depressing. So here’s to good old Haos; at least here you’ll get some respect.

[cosmcther]

Rosalina being stronger than Ultra Instinct is my new headcanon. Rosalina is OP plz never nerf space mama

     YES ROSALINA IS VERY STRONG AND IM GLAD THAT PEOPLE ARE ACKNOWLEDGING IT. Like for the love of god, her title is the protector of the cosmos, she has to be strong as fuck to do that. she’s literally on the level of a god and it’s gonna take something on an equal level to beat her. obviously she holds back for smash because that’d just be unfair, same way palutena can participate despite being the literal goddess of light. but in reality? she has the power of an exploding star in her and obscene magical prowess because of it. she’s. been mistaken multiple times as a goddess, and for good reason. like man you wouldn’t believe the shit she can do while exerting her full power.

[twitchesandstitches]

Some Overwatch in Crossthicc thoughts:

Omnics are pretty much as in canon, robots created to be menial labor who resented their lot in life, rose up and caused a massive war with tons of collateral damage and body counts. Unlike canon, though, they are far older; Crossthicc’s Omnic Crisis took place eons ago, and was part of the cataclysm that wrecked the multiverse. Additionally it wasn’t just Omnics but robots of all kinds (basically all intelligent robots that are not naturlaly revolving mechanical lifeforms), generally referred in positive tones by historians and is seen as having been a historical inevitability. There are many Omnics in the Endowed Nomad Fleet, generally super curvy fembots, but they are numerous enough to be present in all factions.

Note that, due to the much broader scope of Crossthicc, there is no garuantee that canon characters have any relation to each other, or even know one another unless specifically stated or are related.

Reaper may be the main Ghost Rider of this setting, given his powers and habits. Otherwise he is pretty much the same as in canon. This version of him g oes with the idea that his actions are deep cover spy games; he is a genuine hero here, if something of a total troll, and is the unofficial leader of Task Force X. He may be extremely old, dating back to the times of pre-spaceflight Earth. This would make him over four thousand years old; at the very least, he doesn’t’ age. Is a team dad to the Task Force, and scouts out poential recruits. Looks absolutely horrifying beneath the mask, but is legit a good guy, and a buff beefcake at that.

Widowmaker/Amelie Lacroix was at one point an assassin in service to a minor organization in service to the Ringers, but was freed of her programming. She has since taken her services to the Task Force in hopes of redeeming herself. Hyper hourglass and super limber, with spider-themed mutations and gadgets. She may be from a line of designer clones engineered to be absolutely Perfect. Also possibly from a sci-fi version of Dragon Age’s Orlais, which may be used in-setting as a Space France of sorts.

Winston: Originally from a technocratic society of hyper-intelligent sapient apes, from gorillas like him, to orangutangs and chimpanzees, some of which are anthro monster people, and others are not. A member of the Endowed Nomad Fleet, humbly considering himself a regular engineer but is one of their most respected and admired super-scientists, with many cybernetic intelligence enchancements, and an ace pilot of mechas and powered armor. In a close relationship with Athena/EDI (see below). He has some unspecified conflicts with a famous criminal warlord of his home society, Grodd (of DC comics) and they have polar opposite views on non-apes.

Pharah/Fareeha Amari: A super-soldier kitted out with high grade cybernetics and enhancement mods, she operates an ace custom suit of powered armor called the Raptora, capable of flight and massive bombardment, and can slot into a larger mecha for REALLY big fights. (It is patterned after her Thunderbird skin, aesthetically, and this version of her leans a bit more towards her First Nations ancestry.) A member of the Endowed Fleet, and she is also Endowed herself; a hyper curvy amazon, with obvious cybernetics and giant size. Also has explosion-based superpowers and falcon-themed mods, including feathery hair, talon fingers, and even genuine hawk wings.

Ana Amari: Mother to Fareeha, and a Fullmetal Alchemist-styled alchemist, mixing up and experimenting with mods and power-up potions. Despite her age, she is far younger than she looks, appearing even younger than her daughter. She’s got more hips than Fareeha’s curve balance does. Can use her alchemy skill offensively, and acts as a combat medic otherwise, and works as a doctor aboard the fleet. Is also Endowed herself.

Symmetra/Satva Vaswani: Member of the Endowed Fleet, and she is also Endowed herself; hyper hourglass, with an extremely small waist and absolutely massive hips/bust ratio. Not really bio-modded, but makes heavy use of cybernetics to make herself impossibly limber, agile and ludicrously fast. A physicist and gadgeteer in excellent standing on the fleet! Specializes in a variety of ‘hard pixel’ the fleet uses as a somewhat plausible take on hard light, and uses powers to weaponize it somewhat. Fairly close with Jade Harley, in a friendly rival way, as their technological discoveries are similar. (they have probably fused.)

Other characters below!

Zarya: Independant, originally part of a group dedicated to fighting kaiju and from the same broad group that includes the likes of the Neon Genesis Evangelion characters, and the as-yet-undetermined cast from Pacific Rim. She fought on the ground, using potent biological enhancements, though she has a lot of conflict over this, developing something of a fear of misuse of power. She’s otherwise a super soldier, and her dislike of robots stems from conflict with the Decepticons... which would give anyone a phobia of robotic life. The Dinobots love annoying her whenever they cross paths. Since her original group dissolved, she’s gathered a group of like-minded ‘protect the helpless from evil’ military-types and formed an informal mercenary band that takes helpful jobs. Mega-amazon body type, like canon but bigger, bustier, and with more obvious enhancements.

Zenyatta: An omnic who was born quite recently, his fabrication line going all the way back to the catacylsm. He is a Doctor Strange-style sorcerer, using potent magic harnessed from the realms and his enlightened understanding of the cosmos, as well as soul energy. Initially he was a monk studying within a vast and great library (possibly one belonging to a mighty knowledge spirit named Wan Shi Tong, possible one more mundane in nature), but when the Endowed Fleet came there seeking information, he joined them with a thirst to see the multiverse in person. He’s also a healing wizard, and helps restore damaged people and parts.

Angela Ziegler/Mercy: An incredibly ancient human, possibly around Reaper’s age, but she is something of a sci fi lich, though a very pretty one; preserved through unusual procedures to survive through the ages, radiating the healing energies she employs to restore others. Being technically undead has no effect on her ethics (as this setting doesn’t do that kinda thing), and she serves as an advisor to a large and multi-species federation going throughout the multiverse and trying to establish order. Hyper thicc MILF body type, with biomechanical angelic wings. She may also have an angel of some kind merged with her, until an unspecified task is done.

Bastion: Not the only one of their kind! The Bastions were a weapon originally created during the cataclysm in order to combat some terrifying menace, but resented being made to be unthinking weapons and rose up to claim their freedom. While few survived the conflict, the standard template to create them survived and has seen use in anti-Transformer conflicts. our bastion is an ancient and power one one, dating back to that ancient conflict in the cataclysm, but whatever happened was so intensely traumatic they cannot consciously remember it, and being forced to remember sends sthem into a terrified panic. Is mecha-sized here, and might be able to shift into a more fembot-style form for the heck of it? A member of the Endowed Nomad Fleet, usually happily wandering around the agriculture ships and taking care of the beasts and pets at the zoo facilities.

Athena/EDI: A composite character of Athena from Overwatch proper, and EDI from Mass Effect. A powerful AI so intelligent and mighty that she is actually a member of the God Squad, and may even be a goddess, or hit some kind of singularity that she is on that level. While she exists as one of the fleet’s ships, its systems are not powerful enough to truly embody her, and so she is not entirely online. She also exists as a wide variety of extremely curvaceous fembot bodies modeled after the same ones used by the likes of Aradia and others who download themselves into super curvy robot platforms. These are not quite powerful enough to express even a fraction of her power, but she is improving them all the time. In a close, romantic relationship with Winston (mirroring both her canon friendship, and EDI’s romance with the pilot Joker/Jeff Moreau). She is Endowed, and rumor suggests that she can transform her ship body into a massive ultra-thicc MILFy body, and gets larger the more powerful the ship is. In theory, her true humanoid forms could be larger than planets.

As Athena is probably a goddess, she does have a wide range of divine powers, usually themed around wisdom, guardianship, and strategy. Whether she is actually the Athena (since I’m still not too sure about using real life mythologies all over the place) is a matter of some debate. It might just be a name... or not.

[chthonicdivinebard]

A later Isis hymn from Cyrene confirms the cosmic power of the Goddess: "[T]he stars do not go their own course if they have not received My command [Gk ἐντολή]." The convert to Isis's cult received a new birth, free from an astrally ordained genesis. In Apuleius's "Metamorphoses," Isis informs Lucius: "[Y]ou shall know that I, and I alone, have the power to prolong your life beyond the bounds appointed as your fate" (scies ultra statuta fato tuo spatia vitam quoque tibi prorogare mihi tantum licere). Recently, Mithraic scholar David Ulansey has demonstrated that the complex cosmological symbolism of Mithraic iconography likely represents a code that, when properly understood, revealed the central "mystery" of Mithraism: Mithras alone possessed the power to rotate the cosmic axis. This esoteric knowledge carried profound implications for the Mithraic initiate; he acknowledged that, in Ulansey's words, "the entire cosmos was completely under [Mithras's] control." Mithras, through His power to alter the cosmic fabric, could deliver His proteges from "the forces of fate residing in the stars."

A New Star on the Horizon: Astral Christologies and Stellar Debates in Early Christian Discourse by Nicola Denzey in “Magic in History: Prayer, Magic, and the Stars in the Ancient and Late Antique World” edited by Scott Noegel, Joel Walker, and Brannon Wheeler (p 214-5)

[1980sactionfigures]

Goddess of Gratonite - Goddess of the Ultra Cosmos (Lucky Bell)

[toywalker]

IMO the coolest female MotU-KO line, and the coolest figure of the line. Goddess of the Ultra Cosmos, Goddess of Stribnite!

[fireinclined]

mutant apocalypse headcanons

paola winding up with raph and donnie

ok so i’m gonna do a slight au of my verse for cassandra where paola ends up with donnie and raph instead of ending up with cassandra.

paola likes to pretend she’s salty that robo-donnie’s so much taller than she is, but she’s really not. more than anything, she feels bad for donnie for being trapped in a robot body.

and paola does minimal repairs to herself- any spare parts are saved for donnie. this means paola’s arms are prone to falling off, and she might glitch in the middle of her sentences. raph knows that she’s not using any new parts, but paola has sworn him to secrecy. i can imagine donnie’s figured it out, but just…doesn’t say anything. 

loss of cassandra’s ship

cassandra’s ship is incredibly dear to her and was her home for over two decades, was the birthplace of her best friend, and connects her to her lost planet more than anything else. With losing her ship, even if she’s able to repurpose the pieces of it, is a devastating blow to a woman who has lost her husband, her sons, her other adopted children, and her best friend. and, with the loss of her ship, is now essentially stranded on earth.

turtle mutants

despite maximus having killed off most turtle mutants, cassandra was able to save three, and keeps them hidden from the rest of the world for fear that word would get back to maximus. their names are cosimo, jean, and paolo, and cassandra loves them very much.

how cassandra is able to care for the mutants she takes in

it took cassandra over six months to completely repurpose her ship into the mobile fortress. and when i say mobile fortress..i do mean mobile fortress. her ship was designed to comfortably fit crews of 50+ grown capellans, so the mobile fortress is h u g e.

now, the only town near paola’s cabin is an itty bitty town, and it wouldn’t be too far-fetched to say they all either died or became feral mutants. cassandra essentially looted the entire town and stocked up her fortress. she usually scavenged the shit out of wherever she goes- and that works, but she’s well aware that it’s not sustainable.

she starts a garden in the mobile fortress, and has the kids help her take care of it. i was wondering about what they’d do for meat considering most if not all animals were mutated and i’m going with : not everyone became sentient. some just got huge and that’s it.

it’s not like cassandra said “fuck you” to all the adults- she did take in confused and disorientated adults ( i mean everyone was confused and disoriented but You Know What I Mean). so long as they helped, they were welcome. but cassandra’s main priority is these kids.

ANYWAY. MY POINT BEING: at first, cassandra had the mutants that knew how to hunt, either from human life or from being a predator animal, hunt for meat for the rest of the group. and cassandra also has these adults help take care of the kids- the LAST thing cassandra wants is kids having to raise other kids. she wants to give them some semblance of a childhood.

in summary!

cassandra stocked up on food early on and continues to scavenge wherever possible

she started a rather large garden in the fortress

she has the adults that can hunt do so to get meat for the group

yeah basically it’s like a tribe of a mishmash of mutants

mutant kids growing up and cassandra’s role as ‘goddess’

as the kids grow up, they are given the option to leave, of course, but few want to, mostly because..you know, it’s the apocalypse. so over the years, the children that have grown up have built their own vehicles and basically created this…fleet that goes everywhere with the mobile fortress.

as for what they do when attacked…well, the fortress certainly isn’t defenseless, and neither are the, uh, mini-fortresses that travel with it. in fact, most people know to just fuck off and not bother cassandra’s tribe…which is in part also due to the myth and mystery surrounding her.

cassandra reveals to very, very few people that she’s an alien, and…doesn’t discourage people thinking she’s some sort of mother goddess.

the main belief is that cassandra was created as a result of the m-bomb, and ascended to become a fire wielding, clairvoyant mother goddess. only a select few are privy to cassandra’s actual life story.

some tribes do worship cassandra, which…is extremely uncomfortable for her. she can’t stand it. but it’s far safer and better for her children if she plays this part out. she ESPECIALLY plays up the goddess aspect in an au where there’s a fragment of atlas left inside her, since she will live for centuries and whatnot.

one unfortunate side effect is that parents will sometimes leave their children in the desert at night if they can’t take care of them, completely believing that the goddess will come take them into her care.

not long after this started, cassandra visited the tribes doing this and said that they could only do this on certain dates- that, powerful as she was, she could not be everywhere at once. now, on those dates, cassandra and a small number of her inner circle go out with her to find these children.

short list of the mutants cassandra’s taken in

patches, a mutated kitten and a former pet. the first mutant cassandra takes in. patches is mutated to be roughly 8 years old and grows up to be cassandra’s right hand woman.

peaches, a parakeet who joins her on the way out of new york city. she’s roughly 15 after mutation and wears an aviator’s cap she found

cosimo, paolo, and jean, a trio of turtle mutants who were left in the desert for cassandra to take into her care, because the tribe knew maximus was coming. cassandra does admittedly favor these three, and names them after renaissance artists. 

paolo is partially named after paola though.

jean is also partially named after joan of arc  (jeanne d’arc)

cassandra picked cosimo because it looks like cosmos

patches

patches, an orange tabby kitten, didn’t know what to do when her human family was mutated. but she did remember the parents of her owner, a little boy named francis, talking about what francis should do in an emergency. so, patches searched for days for a human adult when she finally stumbled on a tall, blonde haired woman who was frantically searching through the rubble.

patches stopped the human, and asked her, if she would, please come help her family. they were all strange looking now, and wouldn’t move no matter what she did. the human looked distraught- and for a moment, patches was certain that she was going to say no. but the human came with her anyway, all the way back to their tiny apartment.

when the woman, who eventually revealed that her name was cassandra, saw patches’s family, she immediately looked sad. patches didn’t understand it at first- didn’t understand what “dead” meant, didn’t understand why her family wouldn’t wake up.

cassandra was so patient with her, even when patches began to understand and started sobbing into her shirt. when patches had calmed down, cassandra offered to take care of patches from now on, if she wanted. the kitten had nowhere else to go, knew no one else…of course she said yes.

over days, then months, then years, patches grew to be a strong, competent young woman, who never forget her first human family, but swore to protect her mishmashed mutant one.

the night of the goddess’ children

the night where tribes will leave the children for cassandra to take into her care is formally called the night of the goddess’ children.

cassandra, having been abandoned and given the -ndra suffix on capella herself, wants these children to feel loved and accepted from the moment they board the mobile fortress. that’s why they have something akin to a birthday party awaiting the new children when they come back. no one outside cassandra’s tribe knows about it, so it’s a surprise party, and it’s always a lot of fun

the m bomb

cassandra honest to god thought that the m-bomb was gonna be no big deal. they’d been through so much, so many world ending threats and come out on top almost every time. she was blinded by her confidence in her boys, and when the bomb did drop? it was like the ground gave way underneath her. for a long time, she wondered when she was going to wake up from this nightmare. when splinter was going to shake her awake and reveal everything - splinter’s death, the m-bomb, her boys going missing- it was all a bad dream. a possible future, yes, but one she could work around.

sometimes she’ll still get that feeling of it all being a dream.

hellion

hellion only adopts like 7 kids but she has an army of like 70 extremely dangerous mutants who tried to kill her and joined her after she beat the shit out of them. they protect the wasteland as best they can, frequently going up against maximus kong’s underlings. her army loves how nuts she is, doing shit like taking on huge armies all at once and by herself, challenging maximus kong in front of his rig, with no escape plan, and in general throwing herself into ultra dangerous situations.

[knockoffcollector]

KNOCK OFF WARS - First MotU-KOmic Book Ever Made Gets Released March 1st 2017

Do you know what MotU knock-off action figures were lacking? The twist waist action feature? Ha! Who actually needs that if you’re getting a crazy glitter dome-chest instead?! With real liquid inside! Hell no, it’s not the action feature, it’s the comics that were lacking! Lines like Turly Gang, Troll Fighter, or Goddess of the Ultra Cosmos had amazing background stories. Unfortunately turning them into real comics, or at least mini-comics didn’t seem to be in the budget. Time to make up for that!

After more than a year in the making, @lukaszkowalczuk​ and @toywalker​ of @underworldmuscle​ proudly present KNOCK OFF WARS - the first full length MotU-KOmic book ever made! A homage to the 5.5″ knock-off action figure genre, starring the coolest guys from your dusted KOllection shelves. 

The comic is about a hero called Primor, leader of the Turley Clan, who is going on a journey to find a mystic castle. According to an old legend, the castle holds the key to save his world from total destruction. On his perilous journey the hero is making new friends, who join him in battle against dreadful creatures and monsters. When the fellowship reaches the castle, destiny reveals itself, and nothing is what it seems.

The A5 sized, fully colored, and 36 pages strong comic book will have its release on March 1st. Priced $6.50 plus shipping, and limited to 200 copies just, it’ll be available exclusively through www.underworldmuscle.storenvy.com. Underworld Muscle will also be offering package deals with figures, t-shirts, and stuff. The “Spectaculor” and “Primor” resin action figures will be available exclusively along with the comic.

KNOCK OFF WARS is a 100% independent, and 100% independently funded project. 100% passion, 100% DIY! Please, show it all the support you can give! 

For more updates make sure to follow Underworld Muscle on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter! 

Keep it underworld! Keep it muscle! Keep it Underworld Muscle!

[harrelltut]

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[blue-scorpion-king]

Earl & Dorothy’s sudden Shuumatsu-verse venture

(Some spoilers for Shuumatsu No Valkyria is in this post, so beware of that.)

Earl, and Dorothy, would gone through an dimensional portal made by Brunhilde, on an summer Saturday, on an day off of work for Earl, with the help of Buddha Gautama & an secret traitor among the gods, which turns out to be Hermes much later, seeking an mortal on humanity's outside of planet Earth, to other universes, and encountered Earl after several attempts and her being disappointed on how she find, and to be the surprise when he finally gets his chance to fight an god in this tournament. Sure, *his* planet wouldn't be destroyed, but he can't let these gods in this particular universe destroy Earth just because they were shitty enough to not be more involved in making sure that an big portion of humans wouldn't be THAT bad, angering the gods of the Record of Ragnarok universe (Or the Shuumatsu-verse/Universe 72), but not all humans. Though, it was strange at first for Earl to be in another universe, seeing gods like Zeus, Ares, Loki, Odin, & others acting so haughty, along with that the tournament would include one more god to match up with the 14 champions of humanity, including an human looking alien from another universe, who turns out to be the mortal Olympian son of Hades & Persephone in the universe he is from, and an very minor deity, according to the hierarchy of the Greek pantheon, as the gods and humanity have been told, against 14 divine beings. And to Brunhilde's surprise, Earl wouldn't need one of her sisters, who have the ability to change shape into an divine weapon, or some shape, called Volund, but Dorothy would need an Volund-shaped core layer, from Hlokk (Even after having to be Jack The Ripper's Volund in the fourth round against Heracles), nor that Earl would want to other people as weapons to fight his fight with Horus, the Egyptian God of Kingship, The Sky, and such, of the Shuumatsu verse. And that if humanity wins all 14 match ups, Earth gets to live on, and the opposite happens if the gods win the Ragnarok tournament.

-But, before his fight, with an magic stone inside his body, making his under the skin mortal Olympian tribal line marks glow, along with having his 'corpse paint' face paint on, along with having his Zolubu armor on, Earl did have to fight off three ambushing deities, under an secret order of Zeus, Odin, & Shiva, to 'test' out the alien warrior form another universe, who has an similar aura to the gods, creating an huge amount of suspicion, even with the shouting of 'out of bounds'. But, Earl was calm and composed, as suddenly, Earl's 'alien' combat prowess is shown to humanity and gods, to their shock, as he dodges, blocks, and eventually, hit really, really hard. Much harder than the other champions of humanity (Which most of humanity's champions are at Wall level, while Lu Bu is at City level, and the first ever human being, Adam, is at Planet level, without Volund, like all of the major gods), to fard off this ambush- Earl VS Ganesha, Hindu God of Success, Wisdom, & New Beginnings (Hindu/With an power to make Sanskrit character letters into 3D, that have different effects to the environment, and even form them into shapes, like an charging elephant, similar to Koichi's Stand, Echoes, from JoJo Part 4) -> Niko, Olympian Goddess of Victory (Greek/Speed power & friction manipulation) & Skadi, Jotunn giant goddess of bowhunting, skiing, winter, and mountains (Norse/Ice & snow manipulation, earth manipulation, & speed powers). [Similar to Goku VS Recoome -> Goku VS Jeice & Burter in Dragon Ball Z's Namek Saga]

Round 7 of this detour venture turned tournament arc, the Ragnarok Tournament of the Shuumatsu-verse, after Buddha VS Bishamonten & the six other Chinese/Japanese Lucky Gods turned Zerofuku: Earl Zolubu VS Horus, the Egyptian God of Kingship, The Sky, Warfare, & Protection. An fight of weapons, hand to hand, abilities, and even fighting with transformations, but with Earl not going to his Ultra Mortal forms [Large Building -> City Block base tier level, with to without his ring weights on, along with his three form sets VS Planet tier level] (Theme of the fight: Arrogance VS Humbleness + How an king is like to the people he cares about and knows)

Shuumetsu!Horus's abilites/weapons: D'Khopesh, an wind emitting sickle-like one handed sword, and Sky Ripper, an mini-storm brewing round shield, with the Eye of Horus on it. Embedding his muscles and skin with godly hurricane force winds, along with hurricane wind breath and flight without any wings (Similar to Zaheer, the main villain of Legend of Korra: Book 3). AND throwing feathers from body, embedded with concussive wind, that got at Mach 9. & having 7 different forms, besides his base form- 1] An much faster, but less durable & powerful younger form, looking like an pretty teenage Egyptian man, with an double falcon-motif Egyptian crown. 2] An slower, but more powerful older form, looking like his younger form, but in his 70's. 3] An organic winged sun disc with Horus' face on the front. 4] An leopard skin wearing mage-like humanoid form, where he is more focused on his godly storm winds, along with hand to hand & melee weapon wielding combat, looking like his younger & older forms, but looking to be in his 30's. 5] An 10 meter tall falcon form, with an double crown and an 20 meter wide wingspan. 6] An Hieracosphinx form, or an 18 meter long lion with an sun disk crowned falcon form, but with no wings. & 7] An literal hurricane form, shaped like an falcon (Similar to the thunderstorm 'rhinoceros' from James & The Giant Peach).

-And Earl using 9 aura finishers, 7 of his 34 secret MMA techniques, & 1 secret Dark Hadou technique, against Horus to wore him down in 5 moments in their fight (Along with bringing the Axe & Thunder Dials to his black utility belt): Sun Storm Sonic Boom (One of the seven Sun Claw Soul-Vaporizers against base form Horus) -> Blue Asura’s Killer Destruction Gale of Caution (One of the 34 secret Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Billion Spiral Wolf Splash Force (One of the Big Chakra Streaks, against Hieracosphinx form Horus) -> An Knuckle Bomber and then, Sun Destroyer Tiger Vortex (Another of the Seven Sun Claw Soul-Vaporizers), against the 'eye' of literal godly hurricane form Horus -> Blue Asura’s Dead Condor Scream (Another of the 34 secret Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Phoenix Owl (One of the 7 Murderous Chakra Destroyers, while in his Chakra Beast Owl form and tapped in his Dark Hadou, against giant falcon form Horus) to Sun Boom Badger Thunder (Another of the Sun Claw Soul-Vaporizers as an surprise attack when Earl turns back into his base form, supposedly blacking out from the strain of the fight and doing the previous finishers, doing that after a lot of attacks in his *sleep*, like an certain lightning breathing Demon Slayer, while Horus went to his younger form to minimize the damage he got from the previous attack) -> Blue Asura’s 18 Scorpius Star Pincer Twists (Yet another of the secret 34 Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Slaya Moonfade (Another of the 7 Murderous Chakra Destroyers, while his Dark Hadou is tapped in once again, against Younger form Horus) -> Blue Asura’s 11 Dragon Boran Streaks (Another of the secret Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Wave Ensemble of Quartet-dillion Stings (Another of the Seven Big Chakra Streaks, while in his Chakra Beast Scorpion form, against Hieracosphinx form Horus in an 2nd bout) -> Blue Asura’s Supreme Jupiter Thunder Eagle Imprint of Shame (Another of the secret 34 Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Nebula Elysium Storm (Against leopard skin form Horus, along with his left eye getting stabbed with Earl's Grizzly Magnum Bowie knife, coated in his divine blade in order to harm him, and cave in his actual eye socket, on top of all of the damage he got in the fight so far, along with Earl) -> Blue Asura's Sonic Booming Ram Rush to Blue Asura’s Spiral Engraving Frog Circle [Bagua Zhang] (Two of the 34 secret techniques of Earl's MMA style, an mixture of styles, plus improvisation, against Old form Horus) -> Shun Goku Satsu/‘Raging Demon’ (The prime devastating secret technique of the Dark Hadou, but to truly batter his soul, not to destroy it, to Base form Horus).

[Music for the whole fight: Egyptian Warriors [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CkAl_WqGpE] -> Military Aggression [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3JItqYCH-k] -> Dogadon [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8al_6V-fZg] -> Water Breathing Middle Battle [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6YwbNqMBhQ] -> Ashes On The Fire x Beast Titan Theme [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpzOryPjN6c] -> Because Pretty Cure are invincible! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g83a9ThKpno] -> Zenitsu Theme (V2 by Samuel Kim) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8l2ZeOUZEA] -> The Unsubdued [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QASjLo7CstY] -> Emil - Despair [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNE4WM-Si7g] -> Yuusou [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbWZByi7cRc] -> Unravel (Elan Vital cover) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKj2vGm3Ip0] -> Pretty Cure Suite Session Ensemble [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdTiQAEBetc] -> Bloodstained Philosophy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynk9TRv6QpA&t=63s] -> Burn Cosmos [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edVTfVmubY0] -> Vajra Asura VS Vajra Deus [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdZtzlhN99c] -> Combat [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY1ihyBtbA] -> You're Mine [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5gtInauiI]

Then, after that, Earl giving his respect to Horus's spirit and determination, along with personally walking over to the loved ones of the human champions that have fallen before this fight, Lu Bu, Adam, & Raiden Tamaeemon, along with giving respect to Thor, Hercules, & his loved ones, Kojiro Sasaki, & Shiva, giving his respect and condolences to them, even with his damaged body, even with one scared as fuck Horus after being beaten on an hellish level during the fight, Earl walks out of the stadium victorious and back to his room with Brunhilde.

Round 8: R. Dorothy Wayneright, the assistant android of Earl VS Aphrodite, Greek goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation, who has godly marble manipulation and generation power, along with giantess growth and an divine Greek war scythe in hand [Tier level: Planet level, like all of the other major important gods of Valhalla]. [Music for the fight: Cold Steel Coffin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3NNyixNew] -> Sure Promise [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8QAeJk3q94] -> March From Hades [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu1PfWgJBFw] -> Stand A Chance [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1DTQTJxpM] -> Tide of Chaos [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYRXOyVCwDM] -> Deep Red [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uRUPEN8F9U] -> Heats [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOPTVBFpgM] to Sure Promise Union Square [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfjRA7d7XH4]

With the winner ultimately being Dorothy, after she goes into her Big O Buster form and gives one whallop fest that Aphrodite would NEVER forget, being as traumatized as Horus after his defeat from Dorothy's master, Earl Zolubu.

(This is something that I just did for fun because why not? :)

~The Bat~