#goddd i'm so mad
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psalmsofpsychosis · 4 months ago
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whyyyyy is it that movie criticism is always written by deadbrain cynics who have not felt a single emotion in 65 years and almost exclusively write about movies and genres that they hate
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blakbonnet · 9 months ago
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Latest cameo by samba get your tissues for this one 🤧
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mad-hunts · 22 days ago
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this post might be a little controversial, but i feel like if DC just listened to its fans once in a while... they would've come up with something much better than joker: folie à deux 🤷‍♀️ just sayin' — like, i will never not be amazed that they passed up the opportunity to make a batman beyond movie drawn in the same style as the spiderverse movies!! but they DID
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#am i going to tag this as negative? hmm... maybe but it's honestly just me stating an opinion that i feel like some other people (???) may#share as the DC fandom honestly has SUCH talented people in it that create these super rich and awesome stories but then-#there's the people who are actually behind the comics making wack decisions (at least in my opinion) like making alexis kaye or punchline#some sort of e-girl that KILLS people on a stream while these supposed 'fans' of hers are in the chat cheering her on? like?? why???#i genuinely don't get it y'all 😭 and just look at what they did to jason... goddd. but anyways i'm getting off track here JSJSJ#at least they are making a nightwing + red hood movie which i sincerely hope they don't mess up but anyways the fact that they#didn't even allow lady gaga to really act in the movie and just included scenes with her singing in it is doing her a great injustice#because for anyone who hasn't seen her on screen before she is a great actor! but they just said like... nah we are just going to take out#majority of the scenes that you're actually acting in like whyyy. DC exec's listen to your fans bc some of these decisions you're making-#in the comics and movies imo are just. AWFUL but anyways that's enough of me being a mad nerd / j sksks LOL i'm kiddinggg#but yeah. idk i just had to bring this up as i feel like so many of the writers in the DC fandom are making stories that are sooo much-#more intriguing than what they're actually doing in canon so they should take some advice from us but idk#tw: negative
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imaginaryanon · 2 months ago
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ohhhhh fucked around and found out,,,, time to REALLY blacklist those veilguard spoiler tags huh
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vampyroteuthid · 4 months ago
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okay so not only do i now have a faintly positive covid test but my eggs exploded in the microwave which has never happened to me before. and i probably caught this at pride last saturday which is sooooo cool and not at all making me insane. killing myself imminently
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hazmatazz · 11 months ago
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like go fucking cunt your boyfriends shouldn't feel like they're walking on eggshells everytime you're around. no wonder neither of us wanted to kiss you because we were so disinterested because you made us feel fucking awful!!! oh my god
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antisocialxconstruct · 2 years ago
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forbiddnsky · 2 years ago
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this oui juicy couture lotion makes me smell so delectable yallll oml and im surprised it doesn't make me break out bc i have super sensitive skin! yippee 🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️😋
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elizabeth-mitchells · 2 years ago
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starting the season giving problems to the best couples?? whyy would you do that???
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censorship · 2 years ago
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My mom is killing my cat and there's nothing I can do about it from here, it's driving me nuts
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blessedmoonsoul · 2 years ago
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ryan coogler is really in Lagos rn like he's in my city he's in nigeria. and im not. i could literally have been professing my love to him rn. i mean i would probably never even have gotten to see him but whatever he's THERE and I'm NOT. this is so unfair 😞
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femvaylin · 7 months ago
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Jedi Under Siege is suuuuch a delight and a breath of fresh air after the mess that's Fractured Alliances
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spideysbruh · 2 months ago
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defender
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tchalamet babygirl
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timmysgf eughh brother eughhh
florencepugh you guys are the besttt
laurieslaurence mis padres
fxckyn do you think she forces him to post this stuff
tchalamet do you think you can shut up and log out forever ?
leexyn AHHH GOT YOUR ASS YOU MAD
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y/n no one knows about the words that we whisper
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ynsblanket I'm so happy that she's surrounded by ppl that really love and care for her
busyyn fr she gets so much hate for no reason
sweetyn omg taylor and y/n crossover slayy
tchalamet 🥰🥰🥰
fuxkyn she always has to post him for likes so embarrassing
tchalamet and what do you post for your 3 followers? constant bullshit? does anyone even see it???
goodyyn ate her up LMAOOO
rachelzegler we've gotta sit around a campfire like once a month forever now
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y/n no like let's make it a tradition fr
tsgf bro she needs a job
tchalamet she has one. unlike you
tchalamet just posted a story!
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@timandynupdates just tweeted- NEW photos from this past week of Timothée and Y/n on vacation. They appeared to be having a deep conversation, as Y/n was crying at a certain point, with Chalamet consoling her.
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@yoursongyn replied- ITS CAUSE OF ALL THESE ASSHOLES WHO THINK THEYRE TIMOTHÉES GIRLFRIEND ISTG
@ynsucks replied- THEY BROKE UP OMG
@lauriesrings replied to @ynsucks- bitch they're literally kissing after stfu are you dumb
@pinksyn replied- yall need to behave before they both turn off their comments. or worse and get off social media completely
@kylesgf replied- oh my goddd she's so overdramatic
y/n just posted a story!
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tchalamet I love feeling like nothing else matters when im with you.
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y/n i love you
fuxkyn ughhhh
florencepugh I miss you both!!
tsgf I've had enough of this bitch
tchalamet that's crazy cause I was just thinking the same thing about you!
tsgf wtf. i'm not supporting you anymore.
tchalamet thank god
zendaya yall disgust me every time we hang out
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directyn TIMMY SHUT THEM UPPPP FINALLY
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y/n is it new years yet?
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rachelzegler jesus was seen.
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laurieslaurence MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLDDD
tchalamet goddess.
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paulsgf why are all the comments nice😭 why we lyinggg
tchalamet the only lying going on is your parents when they said they were proud of you
spideyyn oh my g- 💀💀💀 LMAOOOO
paulsarrakis bro he hates these ppl LMAOOO
tchalamet yup
tchalamet like seriously babe, what the fuuuuck😩
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tchalamet just posted a story!
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@celebnews just tweeted- Y/n and Timothée Chalamet seen at a golden globes after party
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@carpenyn replied- the hand placement in his story is killinggg me omgg hottest couple ever
@paulslauries replied- I rly admire y/n, she's shown so much resilience with the way she's been treated online, and she doesn't seem to let it affect her. mad respect 🙏🏽
@bluesyn replied- oh to be a fly on the wall for their convos
@mistleyn replied- THEYRE SO CUTE BRO WTFFFF😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
@timmylaurie replied- I love how he constantly defends her, even though he shouldn't have to but people are fucking weirdos
@fuxkyn replied to @timmylaurie- we're not weird, we just know that he can do better and she's no good for him!!
@badideayn replied to @fuxkyn- yk you're just proving their point 💀
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tchalamet why is it so hard to let people live their lives? I don't know you, you definitely don't know me, and you never will. you don't know what goes on behind closed doors and the things that we talk about because people don't know how to act. that ends now, please stop. enough is enough. thank you
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rachelzegler it had to be said! people can be cruel, I know firsthand how it can be
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florencepugh well said!
sabrinacarpenter !!!!!
justinbieber some people will never get it. you guys got this!!
y/n JUSTIN BIEBER?!??!!
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y/n all mine
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laurieslaurence TELL THEMMMMM
tchalamet my favorite person
logicalyn cryinggg they're so cute 🥺😭💕
kylesballs okay she's actually so cool wtf
curlyyn he'll choose her every time 🥺😭😭😭 I love them
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tchalamet my forever
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jowegottahaveitout crying. he won't let them win!!
stayyn I KNOW THATS RIGHTTTT
y/n we're cute or whateverrrr
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uslv · 3 months ago
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Just Met
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Cillian Murphy × reader
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵, 𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘱, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘨
𝖠/𝖭: 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 :𝗉
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The music shooke the floor as you sat drinking your piña colada next to Charlotte.
"Okay so, yknow Allison? That girl that goes to drama school with me. So, last class we were chatting and a couple of her friends came by, we talked a bit yknow and we were on the topic of hooking up, so Alison looks at me and says 'Garyyy' in like a teasing manor. And I got mad of course, I mean I talked to her how I was so mad at him and how he's such a derp and now she's telling her friends about him?! I told her off and she was like 'oh my goddd you are soooo over exadurating it' like bitch?!"
"That is really messed up" you said as you took another sip of your piña colada.
"But you had it coming with Gary" you said as you gulped "I mean, his name is Gary what did you expect?" You followed up.
"I knowww, I just, I like yknow those shy ugly guysss." She groaned throwing her head back.
"You should really call that guy from the other night." Charlotte yelled waving her drink at me, just as the music got louder.
"Oh nooo, he's kind of weirdddd. He's more you're type than mine." You yelled to her.
"Ugh why is the music here so louuudddd." Charlotte groaned.
"Tell me about it." You rolled your eyes.
"We should sit at the bar, it's probably quiter than here on the couch." You suggested to her.
She furrowed her eyebrows at you. You put your mouth to her ear.
"I said let's go sit at the bar, it's probably quieter than here on the couch." You yelled in her ear, she pulled back and nodded.
You start walking thru the crowd covering your drinks with your hands. You managed to pull through and it was already so much quieter. It was like a breath of fresh air.
"Ugh, so much better." You said as you sat down on one of the bar chairs. "I usually like loud music but that's just too much." She said as she took a sip.
"Ruins the enjoyment." You shrugged.
"I kind of need to piss." Charlotte said with a slight frown.
"You don't say that." You chuckle.
"Oh who cares," she said as she slid off the chair.
She handed you her drink as she took her bag with her to the bathroom.
"Don't leave, keep my drink healthy." She said pointing her finger at you. You just chuckle and roll your eyes.
She acted like it was your first time.
Your foot waved in the rythem of the music, they were playing Freed from desire, so you occasionally sung along. You circled the drink in your hand as you took another sip.
A man one chair next to you sat down. He looked stressed. He was wearing a white buten up, which was now loosend up with a loose tie around his neck. His sleeves were rolled up too. He was an conventionally attractive man, he had good cheekbones and a jawline that makes you jealous. He just looked like a doll.
He ordered an whiskey as the bar tender poured it in and gave it to him. He gulped it down immediately giving the bar tender the glass for another. The bar tender pursed his lips as he poured him another drink. He took the glass of whiskey in his hand and circled it around, watching the liquid in it move around just before he gulped that one as well.
"Are you alright?" You chuckle asking him. He turns to you hesitantly.
"Yea..." he nodded.
"You don't look alright" you cheekly smile at him.
"Uhm, it s just, my ex wife. She's a bad woman." He said playing with the glass. You furrow your eyebrows.
"Did she cheat on you?" You exclaimed in shock.
"Well, yea, a couple of months back. But she's just a bad woman all together." He furrows his eyebrows getting lost in his own thought.
He continued with slight panic in his eyes"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told you this-"
"No its alright, my friend always talks to me about her problems so I'm basically her therapist now." You chuckle as you took a sip of your cocktail. A slight chuckle exited his mouth.
"You don't know who I am?" he asked with furrowed eyebrows, facing you. Now you could see his icy blue eyes that matched his face perfectly.
You tilt your head to the side. "Should I?" You ask in a slight jokingly manner.
He just chuckles himself looking down at his feet. "Oh it's better for you to not know." He smiled to himself, and then looked at you.
"You aren't on any wanted posters right?" You joke as he chuckled.
"I'm not anyone serious." He just shrugs.
"Well now I'm curious. Who are you?" You ask resting your head on the palm of your hand.
"I'm an actor." He smiled.
"Actor? Really?" You say with impressment.
"Not much of a fan of movies myself, I'm more of a theater kid." You wink causing him to chuckle.
"So you seriously don't know who I am?" He asks in disbelief.
"Well I guess so." You smile as you take sip of your piña colada.
"What's your most popular movie, I might know." You ask as he looks down.
"Well I was in Batman." He looks up back at you.
"Ouu I love Lego batman movie!" You exclaim with a large smile.
He chuckles a bit before he talked. "Not that Batman, live action, Christof Nolans Batman."
You furrow your eyebrows as you looked at him. He just sighed. "I played the villain. Basically a psychopath who wanted to make the whole city mad." He talked as you nodded.
"Who would think of such a nice man like you acting a psychopath." You smiled.
"You must be good then." You said to him as he just chuckled looking at the crowd than back at you.
"I wouldn't think so..." he mumbled.
"What else?" You ask him, he furrows his eyebrows.
"What other movies have you been in?" You reconstruct your sentence.
"Uhmmm wellllll. After that, I was in a romcom where I played a guy who basically works at blockbusters." He chuckled.
"Then I was in the movie where I played this sleepy guy, its a psychological film. Also by Christof Nolan." He mentioned.
"I was also in a couple of war movies. And a couple of just action movies." He shrugged.
"So you went from romcoms to war movies?" You exclaimed in impressment.
"I started with theater work, my first film was actually Disco Pigs, if you know it." He furrowed his eyebrows.
"Oh I'm more familiar with theater than movies." You chuckle.
"Heyyyy," you heard Charlottes voice behind you.
You turn to face her, you could see she not only pissed but also fixed up her makeup.
"Charlotte, would you believe me if I told you that he's an actor who played from romcoms to action movies and also war movies." You said pointing at the guy who was humbly chuckling.
"I lost you on the actor part, you look like a model beforehand." She chuckled taking a seat next to you.
"Oh cmonnn." He groaned.
"No we're honest, you should try modelling a bit. You've got the looks." You smile at him.
"I do modeling every now and then, when I'm asked nicely." He joked, both of you giggling.
"But he played a psychopath, then some movie freak in a romcom, than a guy in war." You said to Charlotte.
"You really are the jack of all trates." You smile turning to him.
"Oh stop with the compliments." He playfully rolled his eyes.
"I'm just being honest." You said throwing your hands up in the air.
You turn to Charlotte who was on her phone with a cheeky grin on her face.
"What is it?" You ask trying to see who she's talking to.
"It's Josh from last night." She cheekly smiled.
"He wants me to come over. But I told him no so I don't leave you alone in the club." Charlotte said turning off her phone.
"Noooo, you go ahead, I have no problem with leaving the club a bit early." You shrug.
"Are you sureeeee." Charlotte said squinting her eyes.
"You doubting me?" You joke as she just chuckles.
"But don't use it against me some day." Charlotte said pointing her finger in your face.
You just playfully roll your eyes. "Well I'll be leaving then." Charlotte said as she slid of the bar chair yet again.
"Mr. Actor guy, take care of her, you seem nice." Charlotte winked at him before she left. He just widened his eyes.
"Oh ignore her," you chuckle trying to justify Charlottes actions.
You didn't come to hook up, you came to make friends and have a good time. That's the reason why you are still a virgin, that and also looking that you're 19 getting into the club with a fake id.
The guy just chuckles as he looked at his empty glass. "You see, you haven't told me your name yet." The guy said looking up at you.
"Well I guess you're right." You shrugged.
"I'm Y/N." You smile at him.
"Y/N... pretty name." He smiled at you.
"You?" You ask him taking the last sip of your piña colada.
"Cillian, Cillian Murphy." He smiled.
"Cillian, weird name." You furrow your eyebrows.
"Weird or unique?" He asked squinting his eyes.
"I'd say unique." You smile back at him.
The two of you talked for a good bit, you learned that even tho he's a very successful actor he really doesn't like the attention, he's actually pretty interverted.
He really likes music, he told you when he was younger he planned to be an musician. He mastered three instruments but knew seven instruments in total. He just joked how he's a failed musician.
You bonded with your love for music and theatre. You also learned he has a son and a baby girl, the son was only around 10, while the girl was 6. He got married late so they had their kids pretty late too.
He talked to you how his ex wife Samantha was pretty abusive. Mentally and physically, towards him and his children. The breakup is messy and Samantha is trying to take the full custody of the children, lying that he's abusive.
He just got back from court, so that's why he was dressed so formally and why he was just so stressed.
"You need to relax a bit, you're getting a bit too worked up." You said as you placed your hand on his shoulder, in a reassuring way.
He chuckled looking at your hand and than at his hands that were placed on his thighs. He looked like wanted to say something but stopped himself. He just looked up at you and sighed.
He looked at you in a different way, so much different from the other looks he gave you. You realized what he was implying as your eyes widened.
You liked him, but not in that way. I mean, he is almost forty while you just turned 19.
But you felt bad for him, you could see the need in his eyes. He needed this. You just thought to yourself that this is just going to be a one off thing, that it's not going to be anything serious. It will be pretty sad seeing that your first time was a one night stand, but it will mean a lot to him.
You placed your hand on his thigh, trying to somewhat seduce him. His eyes widened with furrowed eyebrows, he looked down at your hand than back at you.
You take your hand back and sigh trying to cover this godly uncomfortable situation.
"I am so sorry I miss read you completely." You chuckle as you made fun of the situation as a cope. "Oh, oh no its alright." Cillian chuckled rubbing his forehead. It was quiet for a few seconds as you just stared at your feet.
"But..." he said a bit quietly with furrowed eyebrows.
"If I haven't made that reaction, would you really..." he said looking up at you.
"Well, yea. I see that your wife really gives you no attention so I thought you needed it, and seeing that you are so stressed, I put the two and two together and did what I did." You chuckle.
He chuckles as well looking at his hands. You look down at his hands as a slight seem caught your attention. If he didn't mean the needy look, he certainly means it now.
Your mouth slightly opens as you looked back up at him, who was still sat there staring at his pants. But now that I think about, he's probably staring at his bulge.
"Cillian..." you said softly.
His head shoots up with a flustered look on his face. Your lips crashed into his, he seemd suprised at first but he gave in the kiss, depthing it. Your hand glided around his neck as the other stayed under his jaw.
Your lips moved in sync with his, as his hand roamed from your hips to your waist, and the other stayed under your jaw. He kissed you hard, like he craved it.
You let out a slight moan in his mouth as his hand reached the small of your back.
"Let's go somewhere quieter, eh?" He breathly said, inch away from your face.
You cheekly smile at him, you've never felt this exited before. He slid off the chair and got his wallet out his pocket. He looked at the bar tender and tilted his head towards me.
"Oh you don't have to-" you start saying as he just brushes you off.
He payed the drinks and you start walking towards the exit, his hand on your lower back, lightly pushing you forward. It was a warm night so your mini skirt wasn't making you cold.
"Let me call my private driver." He said getting his phone out. You sarcastically roll your eyes as he just chuckles.
"I'm kidding, I'm calling a taxi." He says slightly looking over at you before dialling a number and putting it to his ear.
He ordered the taxi as you just waited. You played with your legs out of boredom, and then you just rested your hand on Cillians shoulder. He looked down at you and gave you a soft smile before looking forwards again.
"Do you do this often?" He asks getting lost in his own thought.
"Oh god no, I just... I don't know..." you sigh out.
"I honestly don't know why I'm doing this." You say looking up at him.
He furrows his eyebrows turning to you. He puts his hand in yours as he spoke
"If you don't wanna do this, and if your doing this just out of pitty then I don't want to either."
"No no, I want this..." you said first looking at your hand in his, and then back at him.
You don't know what took over you. You just needed him. You needed to feel him.
He softly smiled as the lights of the taxi dimmed his face. You both turn to look at the taxi that parked. He took your hand an lead the way towards the taxi.
"Good evening" he said to the taxi driver as you both sat down. He quickly glanced at you before giving out his address to the driver, while you just looked thru the window.
You feel the car start as you turn your look towards Cillian, who was already looking at you. Your lips gently connected as he held you by your chin. Your hand moved from his thigh to his crotch wanting to palm him, he slightly jumps so you move your hand away from his crotch and back to his thigh.
"To early..." you  breathly said between the kisses, smiling cause you made yourself look like an fucking idiot.
His hand stayed at your waist as his head tilted to deepen the kiss. The two of you made out all the way to his apartment, getting hotter by the second.
When you arrived at his apartment you were already all over eachother, breaking the kiss only to take quick breaths.
He stumbled with getting his keys in the door, cause he didn't wanna get separated with you. He soon got the key in the lock and quickly got it unlocked. The two of you stumbled in the room as Cillian closed the door behind you.
His hands were now stumbling to get your tight crop top off you. You pull away lifting your hands as Cillian pulls up your shirt and throws it somewhere in the apartment. He goes back to kissing your lips as he touches your breasts.
"Cillian..." you softly say between kisses.
"What is it baby" he breathed out as goes back in to kiss you.
"I've never done this before..." you said as you breathed heavily. He stops furrowing his eyebrows.
"You're a virgin?" He asks as his hands stopped at your hips. You shyly nod as he tilted his head lightly.
"Well, I mean we don't need to-"
"No Cillian, I want to. I just wanted to warn you so you don't get too surprised." You mumbled as you placed your hands on his shoulders.
He smiled before he dug into the creek of your neck. You moan feeling him. No one has ever touched you like this. He was the first to lay a mark on you.
You tilted your head in moans so you can give him more area to explore. His lips brushed over your jaw before they got to your earlobe, tugging on it lightly.
Your hands roamed under his butten up, feeling his muscles and skin textures. You pull your hands away and start unbuttoning his shirt. He kissed you on the lips as he helped you take the button up off.
He continued kissing, your teeth clashing  as he lead you by your waist to the bed. He lightly pushes you on the bed as you bounce off.
He stood there admiring how much of a ragdoll you were in his arms. He hungrly took your skirt off in one slik move. He unclipped your high heels and threw them somewhere on the floor too. You were now half naked, all of your best parts coverd.
He crashed his lips into yours, the kiss being hard and sensual. He quickly unclipped your bra and immediately dove into your breasts.
"Damn your perfect." He said under his breath.
He licked around your areola, teasing you, as with his other hand he played with your nip. He gently kissed on your nipple, lightly sucking it. He kissed his way towards the other nipple as he grouped your breast, leaving it all sensitive. He pinched your nipple with his fingers as you wince.
His hands slowly roamed to your underwear and started tugging on them. You lift up your hips to help him take it off. His head still in between you boobs as he feeld around your waist and thighs.
He got up pulling you by your ankles as he placed his hands between your thighs, gently spreading you. His hand roamed your inner thighs, kissing and licking, occasionally nibbling.
He was dangerously close to your now drenched core. You feel his breath hit your clit as giddiness overwhelmed you. He flattened his tounge, licking through your folds. You got out an throaty moan as you bucked your hips.
"Getting a bit inpatient are we?" He snickerd bellow as you just whine in response.
He circled around your clit as he sucked on it thru his teeth. He licked to you entrance where he shoved his tounge in. You moan before you sucked in your breath. His tounge danced inside you before you felt his finger enter below his tounge.
"Fuck~ yes!" You moan out, as you've never felt this kind of a sensation.
Your fingers nor your brush would never be able to do this. He pumped his finger thru your velvety insides, as you clench around him.
He soon added another finger, streaching you out nicely. Your hips bucked up and down as you grew closer.
He pulled out earning a loud needy moan. He breathed heavily as he looked at you, trembling beneath him. He started unbuckling his belt as you immediately jump to help him. You may have been a virgin, but you knew how to suck a mans dick. You learned on the way to get what you want.
You unbuckled his belt throwing it somewhere in the room, he let you take over as he looked down at you. You seductively pull his zipper off, even tho your clit was pulsing with need.
You pull down his pants as he helped you take them off completely. He was left in his dark blue Calvin Klein boxers. You see his bulge now way more visibly. It was bigger that you had ever seen, and you got worried on how you'll manage suck him entirely. 
"What is it darling?" He teased as you sat there mouth half open looking at his massive bulge.
You pull down his boxers, somewhat slowly, showcasing inch by inch of his cock. You got his underwear completely off, as his dick shoot up slightly over his belly butten. His dick was oozing with precum, as you placed kitty licks to take the precum off his tip.
You licked down his dick before surrounding his cock with your lips. You moved your head up and down as you sucked as hard as possible. Your hand was following your mouth as you were looking up at him, seeing him furrow his eyebrows in need.
You got your hand off his dick as you more aggressively bobbed your head. You felt his dick hitting the back of your throat, just before he hits your gag reflexs.
You were so cose to deep throathing him, but you just couldn't all by yourself. He held your head sternly as he thrusted into you mouth, getting all the way into your mouth before slightly pulling out. He continued to thrust into your mouth, face fucking you.
You moaned onto his dick sending vibrations. He groaned as he breathed heavily, now thrusting harder, making you gag. Your spit collected all over your chin.
Tears build up in your eyes as he thrusted even farther, his dick bending into the curve of your neck. Your nose kept on hitting his pelvis as he held onto you tightly, hoping it'll leave a mark. He got out a strong throaty moan, sounding like it came from the bottom of his chest.
His dick appeared and disappeared thru your neck, you could see your throat expanding in sync with Cillians thrusts.
"Fuck... Oh my god. Fuck!" He groaned out as you felt ropes of cum cover your throat.
He thrusted a couple of times more as you picked up all the energy you had to suck. He pulls out of your mouth making a plopping sound. His dick was softened as he kissed your head and then lifted you chin with his two fingers.
He softly smiled at you before pulling you into a nice gentle kiss. You got worried for a second that this would be it. That he had his job finished and that he's just going to kick you out. But that was not the case here.
He leaned into you making you back away closer to the bed. He was now laying on top of you, his hand gliding all over your body, feeling your every bone and muscle. You moaned into his mouth, opening your mouth wide enough for his tounge to enter.
Your tounges danced tango as the kiss deepened. You feel his cock brush over your thigh, it already being stiff. His hand slowly travelled against your curves to your hips, where he rubbed on your hip bone.
He slowly moved his hand back at your clit, rubbing it with his thumb. You whined as you bucked your hips, you were desperate for his touch. He kissed you one more time, passionately before he got up on his knees.
He breathed heavily as he admired you from above, minimalistically rubbing his steel hard cock. He places his dick onto your clit as you whine. He rubs his dick up and down your slit as you yelped out.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" He breathed out with lust in his eyes.
"I'm sure Cillian..." you breathed out, awaiting his dick.
You feel the tip of his hard cock enter you. You arch your back as a throaty moan left your body.
"Fuck! Cillian." you moaned out as he pressed his dick deeper in you.
He watched his dick disappear in your wet cunt, making him wince.
"Fuck, youre so tight it's ridiculous." He groaned out.
You felt his balls hit your ass as you arch your back. He was hitting you in all the right places.
"You alright?" He said out of breath.
You hum in response as you buck your hips onto his cock. He holds himself up by your hips, holding a tight grip. He pulls out of you almost completely before he slammed back into you.
"Agh! Fuck!" You moan as Cillian hit your cervix.
He continued slamming into you, your ass turning all red from the hardnes of his slams. He quickened up his pace, as he continued to slam deeply and deeply. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as he rammed into you.
You were a moaning mess under him, grabbing onto the sheets and pillows beside you. You place your hand on his shoulder blades, digging your nails in him. You pathetically whine, you throwed your head back as you feel a slap onto you clit.
Seeing your reaction to this, Cillian slapped your pulsing clit again, feeling a stinging sensation. You digged your nails deeper into his shoulders as he started pounding into you. The headboard of the bed moved violently as it made damages to the wall behind.
His hand glided from your waist to your neck. He held you there as you feel a drop of blood falling on your stomach, it was from your nails digging into his shoulders too hard. But he didn't say anything so you kept your hands there.
He leaned down on you, holding himself up by his elbows as you moand in his ear. You babbled out his name, and said crazy shit you would usually never say. You moved your hands from his shoulder to his back, scratching him all over as you hear him groan.
You wrap your legs around his waist, pulling him closer to you. He was now completely pounding into you. Your ass cheeks hurt, after every slam they felt a sting. He kissed you muffling your moans, as you struggled to kiss him back.
He left your swollen pussy as you loudly cry out in need. He quickly flips you over on your hand and knees. He pushes your torso down as your ass stayed up in the air. He took all of your hair in one fist as  he entered you once again.
He pulled your head back, arching your back. He immediately started ramming into you as you screamed out. Your hands were all over the place, they wanted to hold onto something but there was nothing there.
Cillian slowed down as he took both of your hands, holding them behind your back by the wrist. He slammed into you once, as you let out a loud throaty moan. He slammed again, getting more consistent.
"Yes Cillian! This pussy's yours! Only yours!" You babbled, you had no clue what you were saying.
His hand left you hair as he slapped your ass, leaving a red mark behind. You yelp out as he slaps your ass yet again. He lets go of your wrists and pushes your head against the silk sheets.
He leans on that hand, as it leaves marks all over your face. You whine and moan, as you hear him groan above you. His breaths were loud and shaky, and his groans were urgent.
He fastened up his pace making your moans inaudible. Your voice cracks as he slows down for a second, before immediately going back. Your walls were closing in on him as your legs shaked, giving up on you.
You felt like you were just on the edge of finishing this all. His groans grew more urgent and more consistent, making you think he's about to cum too.
You couldnt wait any longer as you felt your strings being pulled to hard, snapping them. Just as you released all around his cock, he released his ropes of cum into your cervix. You moan loudly, and so does Cillian.
Your legs shooke during the release, giving up on you as soon as it was over. You feel Cillian pull out of you, at once feeling all empty without him. He flops beside as you caught your breath. You looked at him as his eyes were barely open. He breathed heavily, his chest going up and down.
"Fuck Y/N..." he groaned out turning his look to you.
"I don't think I'll ever feel anything better than this." He sighed looking at you as your eyelashes fluttered.
"My standards are now fucked because of you." You joke as he got up.
"You hungry?" He asked politely.
"I am a bit." You were starving, but you felt embarrassed to say.
"What would you like? I can order." He said as he took his phone from his trousers that were on the floor.
"Uhm, Chinese would be good." You weakly smiled.
He smiled back as he went to the bathroom. You hear water rushing, realizing that he's probably making a bath for the two of you.
"We'll pick out our food when we get out of the bath" he said getting out of the bathroom and reached where you were laying.
He sat down, looking at you with his blue eyes, they looked so angelic in this dimmed light.
"Did I go too hard on you?" He asked as he got all the hair from your face out of the way.
"A bit. But I enjoyed every second." You smile, making him smile even bigger.
He quickly pecks your cheek as he rushed to the bathroom to check up on the bath. You hear the water flow stop before he entered the room once again.
"C'mere." He grunted picking you up with ease. You rest your head on his chest as he placed you in the warm bath. He takes a small basket and showed you, in there were bathbombs.
"Choose one." He said softly. You look thru the basket taking out a hear shaped bathbomb and gave it to him. He smiles as he unravels it. He places the bathbomb inside as it fizzled away.
He took his phone and sat in the bathtub, opposite side of you. You picked out your meals and placed the order. You snuggled up against him and rested your head on his chest. He got his arm around you as he placed small and passionate kisses all over your head and forehead.
He was so careing, he wasn't the type of guy to fuck and leave, he actually cared about you. You lit your head up to look at him. He looked back at you with the most loving eyes, you melted away in his touch. You place small kisses all over his neck, nibbling on some places.
You gave him small kitty licks, tasting his salty sweat. You sucked on some spots, that'll leave a mark. You sat on his lap, your arms around him as he placed gentle kisses over your neck and shoulders. You feel him glaring at you, you lift up your head seeing his looking down at you.
He warmly smiled as he leaned down to give you a soft kiss on the lips. It was short, yet passionate. He kissed your jaw before he cuddled into you. You sat there for a good 10 minutes, imbracing eachother.
Cillian got up drying himself off and wrapping the towel around his hips. He was busy doing something in the bedroom as you got your whole head under the water, it was refreshing. He got what it looked like to be sheets in the laundry basket, he came up to you and kissed your forehead
"The food will be here in five minutes." He smiled as you gave a quick nod.
He helps you out of the bathtub. You were basically incapable of standing up so you just sat on the edge of the bathtub as Cillian dried you off. He got a robe on you as he carried you to bed, where there were newly placed sheets.
He kissed your nose with a warm smile before he handed out the remote for the TV. You heard knocking on the door, Cillian went to the door, took the food and carried it to you.
He got some new underwear on and layed down next to you. You already had your food in hands, eating away as you flipped thru the channels.
"Anything interesting?" He asked as he took his food.
"Well, I don't really know any of these movies so I don't know...." you squint your eyes as you flipped thru the channels.
"Oh go back." Cillian exclaimed. You turn a couple of channels back,
"There, stop." He said, "it's a film named Taxi Driver. It's good, you know Robert De Niro? He's in it." He smiled looking at you.
"Rober De Niro? Oh he was in that Dirty Grandpa movie" you smiled.
Cillian widend his eyes. "Don't say that to anyone else, from now on you know him from Taxi Driver or Good Fellas." He warned.
"Oh, okay" you chuckle as you slurp your ramen.
The film was good, you actually really enjoyed it. You loved the soundtrack of it and just the whole nature of the film. It grew to be your favourite.
After you ate your food, and watched the movie, you fell asleep in Cillians arms. He watched you as you drozed off into dreams, you looked so peaceful and beautiful. He kissed your cheek before he got to sleeping himself.
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Sun beamed into your eyes. You flicker them open as you feel a pair of hands around you. You melt away back into his touch. He snuggles up against you as he moves his legs over yours. You smile to yourself as you closed your eyes.
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You felt commotion around you, you lift up your heavy eyelids looking around you. You see Cillian getting ready in the mirror, tieing up his tie. He quickly glances at you before he widely smiles.
"You're awake." He said. You smile as you sit up.
You try to get on your feet to walk a bit, you feel aching pain in your thighs so you immediately sit back down. Cillian rushes to you.
"Take it easy, I'll take care of you." He smiled grabbing your hand.
He kissed the top of your head as you smiled up at him. He went back to his mirror taking a balzer a putting it on. He was dressed so businesy, he looked really sexy.
"How will I get home?" You ask as your feet dangled off the edge of the bed.
"I'll drop you off. I got some clothes prepared for you." He said taking some clothes from a chair.
"These were the smallest ones I had." He said giving you some shorts and a t shirt.
You got it on you with the help of Cillian of course. The shorts were to you knees, while the shirt looked ridiculous large on you.
"Oh I can't go in public like this" you groan with a small chuckle.
"You'll be fine, no one will see you, we'll be careful." He smirked.
On you feet you had to take one of Cillians slippers, that also looked laughably large. Cillian gave a bag where you put all your old clothes in.
He helped you walk to the elevator and to the car. He got into the driver seat as you got into the front seat. You buckle your seatbelt and told Cillian th address as he drove off.
"Cillian, when will I give you all these clothes back?" You ask.
"Oh you don't need to, keep it as memory." He smiled looking at you, before at the rode.
"You sure?" You ask.
"Yea I'm sure." He smiled.
You reached your apartment building where you and Charlotte stayed.
"This is your stop m'lady." He smiled as he stopped his car.
"Will you be able to make it up?" He asks you with concern on his face.
"I'll be alright, I'm used to it now." You smiled.
"Well, thankyu Y/N. It means a lot, way more than you think." He kindly smiled.
You smile back as you waved goodbye, heading towards the building. He drove of as you limped to the building.
Too bad it was an one time thing.
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inchidentally · 6 months ago
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(anon charmingly asked for a "ramble" from me about this video and like I even need the excuse tbh)
literally one of my favorite qualities of their dynamic is Lando mercilessly nagging Oscar and bossing him around and Oscar dutifully obeying and finding Lando constantly fun and charming no matter what. it's a trait that Lando only brings out around very select people and tbh I can only come up with Max F atm tho I'm sure there are others. but normally with his friends Lando is the little brother who's just happy to be included and he might be annoying or stubborn sometimes but mostly just to wind them up. but The Nagging? is reserved only for people who can handle it. and Oscar handles it far, far too well.
I love that Oscar has clearly been told to lead these videos more by the McLaren social media team and given guidance about things like using his hands and being more animated … only for Lando to interrupt and huff out "do you want to start or do you want me to start?" bc CLEARLY Oscar isn't doing it the way Lando wants !!
Oscar's fumbling little "ahh ahh I-I can start?" literally "yes dear sorry dear"
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OKAY SO THE FUNNIEST PART !! is Lando's absolute OUTRAGE when he spots the hangers and immediately accuses Oscar of stealing them even though ! the hangers are empty and clearly Oscar isn't lying when he says had no idea they were there - oh and Lando steals them all for himself anyway
BUT OSCAR LAUGHS AND GOES ALONG WITH IT "apparently I stole his hangers" meanwhile Lando is literally still grumbling "goddd!" behind the camera bc he is SO MAD
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Lando picking around Oscar's sink before he gets caught out and
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interrupts Oscar again bc TIME FOR LANDO
"it's a bit cleaner!" oh the satisfaction we all felt when Oscar pointed out that Lando hadn't actually unpacked yet
oh my god !!! the way they pick up on these little domestic bits "my morning latte" "2 in the afternoon" "AHEM afternoon" like this is clearly what's going on when they do the thing of looking at each other and giggling and no one else knows why
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Lando's pride in his new bed and Oscar narrating along to how it's set up
OSCAR GOING "DONK" WHEN LANDO DESCRIBES HITTING HIS HEAD THAT'S SO CUTE and absolutely going in my Oscar Narrating Lando's Life list
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the synchronized "two other driver rooms" oh my god they're so scary sometimes they even looked at each other like wtfff
Oscar is boring about wood trim and Lando looking at the camera like wowww interesting huh? - oh my god let your boy be dull it's just how he is !!
Oscar's sleeping space being deemed "cute" by Lando ;__; just like his BK order
the way Oscar keeps providing along words for Lando in Lando's room and yep sure enough, Lando needs him for 'hammock'!!
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no seriously Oscar having learned to track Lando's meandering thought patterns so closely bc ha as if Lando will be doing that and not losing track completely
Oscar literally did not need to laugh like that at Lando pretending he had a console and PC set up for gaming but well Zendaya laugh down bad etc
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Lando having fully taken over starts the full outro and Oscar returns to his beloved spot watching Lando and saying "yes" over and over like literally McLaren just follow them around with a camera you don't need to prompt them with challenges they do all this on their own
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noys-boise · 2 months ago
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the thing about being aplatonic is it's just so exhausting. there's so few of us and when I'm not talking to the very few apl people i constantly have to decide if i want to explain myself knowing there's a decent chance people won't take me seriously or just. stay silent and lie. I've never come out as apl irl because i know the kind of responses I'd get. even being apl online is extremely difficult. I can't even get too mad at people when they word things in a way that excludes me because a lot of them just don't even know aplatonic people exist but goddd it gets tiring. i wish people even just knew of apls more. even in the aspec community
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