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sometimes i get the worst physical feeling known to my brain and think maybe i should just go comatose on a windowsill hammock like a warm cocoon
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had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it
#this was a little while ago and im. why do these things happen to me#clickity autobio#autobio comic#comics#u will notice my bag disappears halfway thru this comic#this is bc i put it and my coat on the goddamn floor of the tube#so i could jump around like a ninny without smacking anyone in the face#hall of shame
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
#🐉#guess who just had another goddamn breakdown#caused by trying not to have a breakdown and failing no less
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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Pretty sure this meme had been done before, but this needs to get out of my draft!!!! also don't mind my handwriting i tried my best
#farcille#falin touden#marcille#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#this marioxsonic gif was stuck on my goddamn head
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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????
#sami rambles#he's so goddamn cute and for what? for no one to fawn over him?????????#kermit the frog
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class#with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious#i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does#“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class#🌌
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useless ray of goddamn sunshine
#my art#mouthwashing#saw a picture on pinterest and had to put him in there...#useless ray of goddamn sunshine#really proud of how this turned out :]#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing fanart
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the dick must be insane
#stardew valley#stardew#stardew valley 1.6 spoilers#stardew valley 1.6#sdv#sv#guess who finally gets to play this goddamn game#theres so many new banger lines in the update i fucking cantnioufghoidhhgidodgioh
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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@linkerbell and I decided to start a new save for co-op and it's already off to a great start
#cult of the lamb#cotl#narinder#cotl narinder#my art#cotl goat#tbf we were a goddamn force of nature when we were in sync#BUT JESUS CHRIST#i hate you bee (complimentary)
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AN-TI-BO-DIES
#captain kirk u were so silly for that o7#now go save spock#star trek#star trek tos#star trek tos fanart#star trek fanart#captain kirk#jim kirk#james t kirk#leonard mccoy#doctor mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#the immunity syndrome#forcing u to deal with crunchy gif#im the artist if i say its part of the vision then its part of the vision#ive had more ideas for goofy little animations for months but i get impatient with everything past rough animation so#we will see if i finish any lmao#i’m an animator and i never post any goddamn animation lmao
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KENT wHAT THE FUCK
#stardew valley#stardew valley memes#sdv#sdv farmer#stardew valley mods#sdv mods#modded stardew valley#stardew valley kent#look i know a dark sense of humor comes with trauma but godDAMN
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thinking about how when you punch a mirror so that it cracks and fractures into multiple shards reflecting your own visage back at you, you're really just ironically surrounding yourself with more of the self you loathe in your quest to attain self-destruction. the grotesque reproductive quality of gouging pieces from yourself in order to lessen the burden of existence, and in the process only proliferating more individual aspects of You, shedding them as you go. much to consider.
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“My vote doesn’t matter (so I’m gonna sit it out/vote third party/put a write-in protest vote)!”
Unfriendly reminder that Al Gore only lost Florida (and subsequently the entire 2000 election) by only 537 votes. Your vote absolutely fucking matters.
If y’all really, truly don’t want Trump/Republicans back in control than you better get out and vote down the ballot, especially if you live in an even remotely purple/swing state.
The MAGA voters will absolutely get out and vote, don’t let them out-do you.
#the defeatist bullshit I’ve seen on the left is goddamn exhausting#vote blue#get out and vote#LESS THAN 600 VOTES WOULD’VE SAVED US FROM BUSH BEING IN OFFICE#vote biden#fuck trump#fuck the gop#us politics
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Your personal triggers and squicks do not get to determine what kind of art other people make.
People make shit. It's what we do. We make shit to explore, to inspire, to explain, to understand, but also to cope, to process, to educate, to warn, to go, "hey, wouldn't that be fucked up? Wild, right?"
Yes, sure, there are things that should be handled with care if they are used at all. But plenty more things are subjective. Some things are just not going to be to your tastes. So go find something that is to your tastes and stop worrying so much about what other people are doing and trying to dictate universal moral precepts about art based on your personal triggers and squicks.
I find possession stories super fucking triggering if I encounter them without warning, especially if they function as a sexual abuse metaphor. I'm not over here campaigning for every horror artist to stop writing possession stories because they make me feel shaky and dissociated. I just check Does The Dog Die before watching certain genres, and I have my husband or roommate preview anything I think might upset me so they can give me more detail. And if I genuinely don't think I can't handle it, I don't watch it. It's that simple.
#this post is directly inspired by that goddamn Stop Setting Horror In Hospitals post I keep seeing#fuck you actually I don't care if YOU find it triggering#plenty of my disabled friends including myself like seeing hospital horror used to examine systemic ableism and abuse by doctors#you don't have to engage with it#but you also don't get to say it's not allowed to exist anymore#jackass#original post
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