#goddamned

[anxiatheanxious]

sometimes i get the worst physical feeling known to my brain and think maybe i should just go comatose on a windowsill hammock like a warm cocoon

[aarch-aangel]

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[call-of-the-ocean]

useless ray of goddamn sunshine

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[charlemane]

writing tip: searching "[place of origin]ish names" will get you a lot of stuff and nonsense made up by baby bloggers.

searching "[place] census [year]" will get you lists of real names of real people who lived in that place.

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[valtsv]

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

[hairscare]

me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds

[furiousfruitcakeee]

Pretty sure this meme had been done before, but this needs to get out of my draft!!!!

also don't mind my handwriting i tried my best

[chronicowboy]

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

[azuneekun]

the dick must be insane

[beif0ngs]

I had a different name back then, you know. Powder. You kind of remind me of her.

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[beautysnake]

@linkerbell and I decided to start a new save for co-op and it's already off to a great start