#goddamn you

[shallowseeker]

It IS a little funny that after running off with the tablet cas shows back up like HI DEAN OH YOU NEED SUPPLIES ??? I'LL GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH YOU!!!111

then when Dean's all

💔😾🖕

he's all ???

BUT I HEALED YOU after i beat you up I EXPLAINED MYSELF about the tablet AND the brainwashing and--

oh no why i am in the “dog house”

i will redeem myself to you dean - I will do the shopping

and then he's terrible at it

[liefofbushtown]

WHY CANT I JUST DRAW YOU NORMALLY ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[i-aint-here-man]

I have a question for God [PKJ]

Why?!

Why is this so...so adorable?

Src-> The Incredible Hulk #8

[sixteenthtry]

One of my favorite songs has my unrequited crush's name in the title

[idkbrothatsprettygay]

@uselesslesbiab was today years old when they found out the doge dog was a real dog and wasn’t a photoshopped dog.

[hairscare]

me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[beautysnake]

@linkerbell and I decided to start a new save for co-op and it's already off to a great start

[anqelbean]

Youtube quality so bad I'll need to watch the greatest showman for this reference

[renthony]

Your personal triggers and squicks do not get to determine what kind of art other people make.

People make shit. It's what we do. We make shit to explore, to inspire, to explain, to understand, but also to cope, to process, to educate, to warn, to go, "hey, wouldn't that be fucked up? Wild, right?"

Yes, sure, there are things that should be handled with care if they are used at all. But plenty more things are subjective. Some things are just not going to be to your tastes. So go find something that is to your tastes and stop worrying so much about what other people are doing and trying to dictate universal moral precepts about art based on your personal triggers and squicks.

I find possession stories super fucking triggering if I encounter them without warning, especially if they function as a sexual abuse metaphor. I'm not over here campaigning for every horror artist to stop writing possession stories because they make me feel shaky and dissociated. I just check Does The Dog Die before watching certain genres, and I have my husband or roommate preview anything I think might upset me so they can give me more detail. And if I genuinely don't think I can't handle it, I don't watch it. It's that simple.

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[mangozic]

the wettest of cats

[hellsitegenetics]

When I followed you earlier today and then realized this blog wasn't even two days old it made me feel like I invested in a startup.

Do you think if you did the lyrics for Fireflies by Owl City, your database would give us fireflies? (Will also accept owls. And there's a line about sheep too).

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[lungthief]

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

[veliatra]

I can't tell you HOW MUCH I got spooked when I opened my notifications and saw this

Round 2

Sephiroth: Invites you back to a mommy-son tag team party

Emet-Selch: Wants to fuck you so bad it literally makes him stupid.