#goddamn that bulge tho

[burstinn]

REQUEST!

as a male!Reader, I feel very represented in your works,

could you write a male!Reader that’s really tall? Like, humongous? In hight, and body? (In the military as well)

I always see male!Readers that are so small and tiny and baby.

like, no. You get me? Just saying. Thanks!

Male! Reader with the height and body of a goddamn Monster.

(Headcanons)

Note: some mentions on top reader but I like to keep it ambiguous. So you can read it as a switch! Reader. This is a quick drabble of some Hcs

People shown: Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Price, Keegan, Graves, Nikto, König, Horangi, Logan Walker,Roach, Makarov, Krueger

-Reader is 6'5.

-Basically built like the Russian terminator guy

GHOST

- Got shocked when he first saw you, wanted to seem more intimidating than you.

-So he puffed out his chest and glared at you.. Bro wants to challenge you nahh 😭😭🙏🙏

-You would fold him tho ngl (in the ring and in bed fr fr)

-when he got comfortable with you kinda jealous his title of the big, tall intimidating man got taken away.

-When you sparred with Ghost it was a tough fight but you managed to get Ghost in a chokehold wrapping one of your tough bulging sexy ass arms around Ghost's neck.

-Never knew he wanted to be man handled so bad it was Hot he had to excuse himself and run off because he got hard.

-Starts imaging if your cock is just as big.. Spoiler alert.. It is..

SOAP

-Looks at you then Ghost mind blown that there was someone more humongous than Ghost

-Teased Ghost for awhile

-Drools over your pecs..

-He totally dreams of being crushed by you..

Or being crushed between Ghost and you.. Or both..

-Asks if he could feel your guns (Your arms..)

(IT COULD ALSO BE YOUR HUGE THROBBING CO-)

-Keeps glancing at your cock. Even though it's clothed.. I mean look at you.. Your manhood is basically too tight for your pants he can literally see your outline.

-Soap asked if he could measure your Length.. So he could see how far it could go inside of him YK?! YOU UNDERSTAND.

GAZ

-More interested than having dirty thoughts.

-Keeps asking how you got that big

-Wants to be just as strong as you

-Cutie patootie (T_T)

-Basically hangs around you to see how you work

-Even follows you so he could watch you train and spar

-Asks about your diet and if how your body looks is genetic

-inspired by you. Like a child (😭😭WHALUAAHHAH GAZZ)

PRICE

-Beneficial for him I mean he gets to have another soldier that's just as intimidating as Ghost.. Maybe even more.

-Is like a proud father

-Talks to everyone about you and how bla bla bla

-Trains with you

-He'd show you tricks and tips on how he trains and you show him tips and tricks on how you train

-Probably has a picture of you at his desk.. Beside the other pictures of his other not biological family. Aka. The whole 141..basically has a pic of everyone they all family up in 'ere

KEEGAN

-Heh.. Yknow.. Pictures..

-In the showers in lockers makes sure he's there near so he can see you in all your glory

-Probably had wet dreams about you

-Also makes sure he's there when your training. It's not like he's obvious everyone there is fuckin watching you

-What's that? You wearing a compression shirt? 🤨🤨 nuh uh in the sex chamber you go 👉

-Touching, touching, touching EVERYTHING

NIKTO

-Quiet

-What the fuck

-Silent panicking

-Jealous very jealous

-Compares himself to you, would train harder just so he can look like you (bb nooo 😭😭)

-Would watch also how you train your body so he could copy it

-You caught him once training in the middle of the night.. And he's using your technique on how you use the punching bags.. He's just getting some stuff wrong..

-When he notices you he got.. Slightly embarrassed and angry.. Panicked inside when you came closer asking him if he was using your technique in training

-You trained him properly on how you do it.

-so like now.. You train him in the middle of the night..

GRAVES

-same as price shows you off but more in an annoying way

-Hes boasting

-Would face you off against his strongest shadows no diff you still win.. Yuuuhhh

-Subtle touching like hand on shoulder, arm, head whatever.

KÖNIG

-Relieved that he has someone that looks like him.. Albeit slightly shorter.. Still!

-Got nervous meeting you first.. Forced himself to act tough to impress you I mean he is a colonel

-Makes sure to be in missions with you. Wants to see you in your most serious and intimidating

-Got intimidated himself once he saw how you act on field

-Tries to be on your good side the whole time

-One day he was watching you and just started thinking about YOU KNOWWW!!

-Blasphemous! He got red and cried to Horangi about it

HORANGI

-You know about this guy

-He's silly

-He'd read fanfics thinking it's him and you

-he'd make fanfics too, about you and him maybe adds König

-Shows it to König all proud and shit as if König isn't looking at him with absolute horror in his face when he reads what Horangi wants to do with you or you with him.

-He's delusional

-Slapped your ass and blamed it on someone else that's near him. It was König.

-Is it as veiny as your arms? A man can only dream.

-gives you a soda can and tells you to crush it in your arms.. Better yet in between your legs.

-Would then tell you like "good now do my head"

-PlEASE let him be between your thighs

LOGAN WALKER

-Rolled his eyes when he saw you

-Avoids you like the plague

-Why doesn't he like you? No idea. He a big pussy bitch is what. He sad you get more dick n pussy than him.

-Complained about you to Hesh

-He may not like you. He can't lie tho. You are good at your job so like he can't do anything about that

MAKAROV

-Sex Chamber. Now.

ROACH

-Quiet around you..

-Looks up at you like a damn bug. It's cute. He likes it when he looks up at you

-He'd jump on you and crawls around like a cockroach

-haha funi jok

-Would use your shoulder as a seat.

-If you do pushups he'd be on top of your back

ALEX KELLER

-Oh..

-Audible gulp sound (haha he's drinking your seme-)

KRUEGER

-Curses in German

-Dreaming about HAHAHAHAAHAH

-If he's fingering his gun to clean it he just.. Thinks..

-If he sees YOU finger your gun to clean it.. That's it he's done.

-He's dragging you somewhere

[honey-on-your-tongue]

Do you write Jake and human!reader? SO SORRY, I have the nastiest, sluttiest size kink I’m-

YES I DOOOO. I have a few drafts I just haven't uploaded 🤭🤭

Here's a small sneak peek tho:

“Shh, easy, easy,” Jake coos, caressing your thighs as he drips lube on his cock, ensuring he's slick so it won't hurt you.

You're in headquarters, in your bedroom, and well, what's wrong with taking advantage of the fact that it's just the two of you in here?

Except, of course, for the fact that Jake's cock is huge, and you're not sure it'll even fit.

You take a deep, shaky breath and nod as he aligns himself with your entrance.

“If you want me to stop, you tell me, 'kay?” he says to you.

“Yes,” you reply, taking a deep breath as Jake slides in. The stretch he offers is painful, a sharp sting that shoots through you until the thick head of his cock makes it inside of you, and you sigh softly as the pain decreases.

“You okay?” Jake asks, your tiny body caged under his massive one.

You nod. “'m fine,” you reply, hips starting to grind against him in a silent plead for more.

Jake grunts. “Slow, baby, take it slow.”

You whimper. “Need y'so bad,” you mewl, relishing in the sensation of his enormous hands on your hips. “Want y'to fuck me already.”

Jake chuckles lowly as he sinks deeper inside you, your tiny pussy so tight around him that he can barely keep himself together. “So fuckin' small,” he groans. “You tiny little thing, 'm gonna fuckin' ruin you one 'f these days.”

“Yes,” you whine. “Please, fuck, I need it so bad.”

Jake shakes his head. “Not until you get used to my cock, baby. I'll hurt you,” he tells you, pushing his cock as deep as it'll go, until the thick head touches your cervix. But you're barely taking half of him. Jake chuckles quietly. “Someday, kid, I'll have my entire cock in you. When you finally learn to take all of it.”

You mewl, mind, body and soul lost to the pleasure. You swear you can feel him in your lungs from how deep he is, swear he's too deep in you for you to ever recover.

Jake glances between your bodies and is pleasantly surprised to find that his cock is bulging through your stomach, and as he starts thrusting, he can't take his eyes off how deep inside you he is.

You're a blubbering, mewling mess, your body writhing under Jake as your little hands rise to his large arms, and you hold on for dear life. Your nails dig into the hard muscles there, feeling them flex with every move he makes.

“Goddamn,” Jake hisses as you clench tighter; so tight, he can barely move inside of your cunt. “Relax a little f'r me, hm?”

You nod weakly, doing your best to do as asked, and then Jake's pounding you, his cock bruising your cervix, his girth almost tearing you in half. He presses against your g-spot, making you moan and gasp.

Tears of pleasure brim over your eyes, spilling as your eyes flutter shut and you cry out, “Fuck, Daddy! More, please!”

Jake loves it when you call him that, so, obviously, he obliges, using one of his huge hands to find your clit, his long, rough finger tracing over the excited, needy nub.

The feel of Jake's hugeness compared to you drives you crazy. The way his finger covers your entire clit, the way his cock is too long to fit in you, the way you feel like a measly little doll under him...fuck, it does things to you.

And then Jake's kissing you, his teeth dragging over your lips, his tongue tracing your jaw, his rough voice saying, “Come for me, girl. Come on daddy's cock, hm?"

You whimper, body shaking, legs trembling. The pain Jake's cock gave you is long gone, confused with the pleasure until all you feel is unmanageable ecstasy.

Your orgasm crawls up your body, blossoming deep in your core and reaching your chest, your limbs, making your thoughts hazy. The pleasure is coiling within you, ready to snap, and you gasp, “Daddy! Daddy, please!”

And Jake knows that tone. He knows exactly what it means, so he keeps his pace steady and fucks you until you're hurdling over the edge, your orgasm crashing through you and making you sob, delighted, at the relief his cock has offered.

The way you tighten around Jake while you come pushes him to his own orgasm, his load spilling inside of you, too much for your poor, stuffed pussy to bear, and it drips out of you even as he keeps filling you with his seed.

You mewl lowly when he pulls out of you, leaning back to see the fuckton of his cum that drips from your puffy cunt. With one long, thick finger, Jake pushes his cum back inside you, and you shudder.

“Keep daddy's cum there for me, yeah?” he says. “I like knowing it'll be dripping out of you all day.”

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[ggumjjun]

coworker soobin fucking you over his desk piled with a paper mess and those papers wet bc of your tears~~ but then he gets angry bc you got his work wet didn't you? he's gonna fuck you harder as a punishment

# coworker!soobin + dacryphilia

hm. i see.

(nsfw + minors dni ! mean dom soobin, coworker soobin, dacryphilia, degradation, fingering, soobin’s kinda really mean tho)

scattered papers all over the floor as coworker!soobin shoves aside the pile on his desk, roughly pushing you against the hard surface, pretty tears glistening on your face~~ because soobin thinks you’re so pretty when you cry, can’t help it but make you every time he wants to fuck, past working hours and you really won’t leave without getting everything done? fucking dumb~~ so mean of him to almost get caught earlier in the copy room, his hand roughly wrapped around your pretty lips n his fingers slipping up your skirt,,, n the way he sucked a dark, bruising hickey on your inner thigh before leaving you a mess, he whispering in your ear my office after hours,,, n soobin doesn’t lie.

bet you tried to get yourself off earlier, soobin smirks, his fingers pressing against your panties, didn’t you? too wet to not have. n-no, i–! you whimper, pretty tears welling up faster as a loud rip sounds, the tearing of the stockings you put on to hide the bruises on your thighs because of your coworker,,, he rubs your sensitive clit, his hard bulge pressed to the curve of your cute ass, hand up your skirt. god, so fucking wet,,, nearly getting caught was such a turn on, slut? such a shame you can’t answer when his fingers push into your cute soaked cunt, tears spilling down your cheeks as you sob,,, three’s too many? or is it getting finger fucked by your mean coworker that makes you cry because it feels so good when he’s mean, making you cry and feel so little under him~? lewd sounds of his fingers coated in your arousal as they pump into your wet folds, so shamefully wet,,, and your sobs as you cum n make such a mess all over his hands. god, ruined all my papers, soobin groans, watching as your tears darken the pages in spots,, a crumpled mess of sheets beneath you and all over the floor.

s-soobin, p-please, you whimper, i-i’ll do a-anything,,, because even if he’s so mean to you, the massive bulge in his pants doesn’t lie~~ his fingers deftly undoing the tie around his neck, tying them around your wrists, better be a good girl and cry even more then, slut, soobin smirks, his belt clinking as he discards it on the floor,,, and pretty tears soak his papers more and more as his thick cock pushes into your soaked pussy, cunt drooling arousal down your torn stockings as you whimper at his size,,, so big n he knows it. hips roughly slamming into yours as you sob, because it feels so good when soobin tells you to cry, makes you cry on his cock, smirking as your wrists uselessly strain against his tie, skirt shoved up to show your cute ass n swollen cunt sucking him in so desperately, a mess of papers falling to the floor as soobin groans, fuck, so pretty when you cry.

s-soobin, c-can’t, need to! you wail, feeling him undo the knot around your wrists as you cling to his desk n cum all over his cock, feeling him pull out quickly n push you to your knees, teary face streaked wet, sloppily jerking himself off to cum all over your pretty glistening face~~ because soobin loves your tears, so pretty when you cry because of him,,, why else would he be so mean to you at work~?

coworker soobin tho goddamn probably feels you up whenever you’re alone to make you flustered n smirks whenever you’re all cutely aroused n about to cry :<

not very good at writing mean dom hrmmm

[lanadelnegan]

season 9/10 Negan smut where reader and him are fuck buddies (negan is kinda catching feelings tho) and reader sucks him off in his cell 😫

Lip Gloss

S10/11 Negan x Reader

Warnings: smut, 18+, NSFW, oral (m receiving)

"There's my girl." Negan grins at you from the dim light of his cell as you appear from the top of the stairs.

"I'm not your girl, Negan."

"Not yet." He stands up, making his way towards me. When he gets close enough, he grabs the front of my shirt, pulling me closer to him until I'm flush against the cold bars.

My lips crash against his and I moan into his mouth. He just finished lunch earlier and the taste of a sweet apple still lingers on his tongue. It's been a little over a week since we last touched and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't given myself an orgasm every night to the thought of him. But it doesn't compare to how he makes me feel. I've never had a man touch me the way Negan does and I can't help but coming back for more.

"I'm gonna need you on your knees, y/n. Now."

I drop to my knees in front of him without hesitation and find myself eye-level with the large bulge in his pants. I quickly unzip him and pull out his semi-hard cock before giving it a few strokes. It grows to full length in my hand and I lick his tip teasingly.

"Keep teasing me and see where that gets you, baby." He grins down at me.

I take a moment to admire him before taking him into my mouth. I want to enjoy this as much as he will. I caress his heavy balls in my hand and bite my lip at the sight of his prominent veins spread throughout his cock.

I glance up at him before lifting his cock and stroking my tongue across his balls, taking one into my mouth and lightly sucking.

He watches me proudly, his eyes blown with lust. "Holyyy shit, look at you, my dirty girl."

"Not your girl, Negan." I remind him while licking my tongue up his shaft.

He reaches down to tuck some hair behind me ear and rubs his thumb lovingly across my cheek. "Keep telling yourself that, doll."

His tip is red, throbbing, and dripping with precum. I hold his cock in my hand and guide the tip across my upper and lower lip like I'm applying lip gloss.

"Goddamn, y/n. That is one hell of a sight."

My precum coated lips allow his dick to slide past them with ease and I don't stop until I feel the tip of him touch the back of my throat. He's so big that my hand still completely fits around the part that I can't fit in my mouth. And he's so fucking thick that it's hard to get my mouth comfortably around him, but I make it work because all I want to do right now is make this man feel good.

I close my lips around him and moan with him still in the back of my throat before pulling back slightly. I begin to suck him at a steady pace and his loud moans fill the empty room around us.

His fingers grip my hair roughly as he pushes my head further on his cock, making my eyes fill with tears. I jerk my head back and take a deep breath.

"What's wrong, darlin'? You were doing So. Good." He laughs, guiding my head back towards him.

I take him in my mouth again and suck harder and faster.

"Oh, Fuck, doll. You're gonna make me fucking cum." His breathing grows erratic. "You want it down your throat, baby?"

I nod my head desperately, sucking him like I need his cum to survive.

He lets out a few more loud, raspy moans before angling my head upwards by tugging on the back of my hair.

"I want to watch you swallow my fucking load, baby. You ready?"

His hip thrusts stop abruptly as he lets out a deep, animalistic groan. "Ah, FUCK. Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuck, baby."

With each "fuck" he says - warm, salty liquid shoots from his tip, filling my mouth completely. I savor the taste of him for a moment before swallowing it down and moaning with satisfaction.

At least I know I'd never die of thirst if we ever get lost together. I could drink his cum and be just fine.

He pulls me back up by my chin and I lean forward to kiss him, letting him taste his juices on my tongue.

"Mmm, baby. We taste So. Good. together."

I glare at him. "It's not happening, Negan. Stop trying to make this something it's not."

"No worries, darlin'." He smirks against my lips. "I've got all the time in the world."

Thank you for the request! Hope you like it. <3

xoxo

[heartsoji]

Hello. If Requests Are Open I Have One. Tsukishima, Suna And Kenma With A Reader Who Is Kinda On The Thicker Side (Thick, Not Chubby) So She Gets Sexualized And Catcalled A Lot

HQ BOYS WITH A CURVY S/O

a/n: yes! thank u sm for submitting a request ☺︎

warnings: swearing, guys (not the hq guys) way overstepping and making reader feel uncomfortable, fem reader

tsukishima, suna, and kenma x reader

TSUKISHIMA KEI

when something happens to you, he shows his protection subtly, but he really really cares about you

would attack the weirdos and people jealous of your body

he wouldn't be the "don't worry babe, i can fight" kind of attacking guy, but the "beat them up mentally until their spirit is broken" kind of attacking guy

you were doing your work diligently at your desk when suddenly, one of your male classmates stopped at your desk.

"goddamn, girl. being serious is great and all, but would it kill you to show a pained expression every now and then?" he rested his hand on your desk, covering part of your paper.

"pardon?" you asked, not quite comprehending.

"i mean," he smirked, "can't imagine what you'd be like under me if you're so serious all the time. have you ever even felt pain?" he paused. "i can show you great pain and pleasure, babe. just gotta say the word."

you froze, speechless. how were you supposed to respond to that? whilst you were trying to come up with a response, you saw kei getting up out of the corner of your eye.

"well, cutie?" your classmate grinned widely before sliding a finger down your back, making you cringe in disgust silently. "how about it?"

"i-"

"don't you have anything better to do?"

"huh?" the guy turned around to see kei towering over him, a nasty glare in his eyes.

"i said, 'don't you have anything better to do?' are you deaf, or just stupid?" kei asked, an annoyed expression present on his features.

"what the hell are you talking about? you're just a cocky brat, aren't ya?" the guy snarled. "man, i hate people like you. so much confidence with nothing to show for it."

kei paused. "i apologize. i was unaware that you hated yourself that much. things will get better, i promise." he mocked, patting the guys back, causing an angry vein to bulge out of the guy's forehead.

"haha, very funny." the guy muttered. "bitchy beanpole brat."

"alliteration! very good!" kei applauded with a smile before sending him a death glare that could freeze lava. "but seriously, are you such a loser that your ego won't allow a hit?" he then leaned into his ear. "she. isn't. interested. scram. you're just making a fool of yourself at this point."

the guy looked around and noticed everyone staring and whispering, clearly judging him for his creepy ways. he angrily stormed out of the classroom, with kei calling out a, "nice talk! let's do it again sometime," on his way out.

once the guy was fully out of the classroom, kei grabbed a chair and put it next to yours at your desk, plopping down his work as well.

"thanks, kei." you whispered a bit shakily.

he simply gave your hand a reassuring squeeze in response. "let me know if that loser gives you anymore trouble, ok?" he whispered back. "i'll beat him to a pulp." he followed up, a terrifyingly murderous intent in his eyes.

he then gave a smile, though it was still terrifyingly murderous-looking. "verbally, i mean."

SUNA RINTARO

another guy with a tongue that could slice boulders

hes not quite as mean tho, instead choosing to go with the more "protect my girl" stance rather than tsukkis "belittle them and make them feel like tiny little idiots who have no worth" stance

he'd try to embarrass the hell out of them

he's good at manipulating people, after all. he finds their weaknesses in an instant and uses it to his ultimate advantage

and also

he loves your curves

so

much

he'd definitely come over and like place his hand on your hip or ass or smth to mark his territory

bro hes the only one who gets to say how much he likes your ass?? um who tf is this other dude

he'd probs also try and cause a scene or incorporate humor to make you feel better

you were scared

a guy from the inarizaki cheering section had been staring at you ever since you entered

though you weren't absolutely positive, you felt like you could feel his eyes scanning your curves, and it made you feel like curling away in disgust

you'd lessened your cheering ever since you realized that the screaming made your tits bounce, and his eyes were practically burning a hole through them

once the game was over, you quickly dashed off from the stands to meet rin at the bottom, but the same guy met you down there

"so, hey, i was just thinking that you're like, really hot and have a great body, you know? and not to brag but i kinda have girls drooling on my abs left and right. if we got together, we'd be the ultimate power couple! whaddaya say, doll, hm?"

you scanned the room, looking for rin, but unfortunately, the coach was giving a talk, so rin wouldn't be able to come right away

"um, thank you for your offer, but i have a boyfriend." you politely declined.

he put his hand on your shoulder, and you could feel his thumb searching for your bra strap. you leaned away uncomfortably, but he gripped your shoulder and pulled you back.

"hey, now, its ok. don't think that i didn't see the way you were showing off these pretty assets of yours to me on the stands. you were practically shaking the things in my face! i can take a hint, you know. don't worry. i understand women. you were hinting at wanting to get with me, right? i get it! promise i won't be mad if we start dating the minute you break up with whatever loser you're with right now, doll. i don't need to wait."

"i-"

"hey, bun."

you whipped around to see suna rintaro not-so-gently shoving the guy off your shoulder and wrapping his arm around you, placing his hand right at the curve of your hip, giving you butterflies.

he directed his attention to the guy hitting on you. "'sup."

the guy stuttered for a few moments before regaining his cockiness. "this your girl? sorry, man, but she was actually just hitting on me. she aint loyal enough, i guess."

"the hell?! no i wasn-"

"she definitely wasn't." rin interrupted. "she'd never be into a piece of garbage like you."

a vein popped out of the guy's forehead. he grabbed the collar of rin's shirt.

"say that again."

rin opened his mouth, and for a moment, you thought that rin was going to retaliate, but instead, a piercing shriek ran through the air.

a baby's wail? a crying girl? a dropped mic? no, it was 6"1 inarizaki high middle blocker suna rintaro.

every head in the area turned, and suddenly, at the negative attention, the guy ran off in humiliation, calling out some insult towards you like "you weren't even that hot, by the way" on his way out.

once he was gone, suna picked you up and ran to somewhere with a bit more privacy

once he had found a spot he had deemed private enough, he engulfed you in the biggest, tightest hug, burying his head in your neck

"'m sorry that happened, bun." he murmured into your neck. "and 'm sorry that i interrupted you earlier, and i'm sorry that i wasn't there sooner, and im sorry that i didn't punch that guy in his pathetic, ugly-ass face."

you hugged him back. "it's ok, rin." you squeezed tighter. "i'm just glad you came."

"anyways, at any rate, he had no right to look in your direction, nonetheless insult you!" you felt his fists tighten. "pisses me off."

"and also," he added before moving his hand downwards to squeeze your ass, "i'm the only one allowed to call your body hot. everyone else can just fuck off"

you giggled and sighed into his locks. "ok, rin."

KOZUME KENMA

he wouldn't be one for words

he'd just glare daggers into the other guys body and then drag you away

he liked to call it a tactical retreat

"hey, what grade are you in?"

you looked up from your phone to see a group of what seemed to be some middle school boys circling around you, with what seemed to be their leader approaching you.

"pardon?" you were a bit taken aback. what was even going on?

"shy. cute, i'm into that." the boy smirked. "class 3-2, izumitate junior high soccer team captain, sato emiko."

you froze. junior high? you were being hit on by junior high boys?

you really tried not to, but suddenly, you burst out laughing. "sorry, sorry, but, well, junior high? i'm a 2nd year in highschool!"

you expected him to back down after that, but to your surprise, he kept going. "an older girl, huh.. well, it doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you. and if im being honest, i don't see why it would." he grinned cockily. "i am a catch, after all."

"sorry, i'm not interested." you declined, trying not to break his junior high heart.

to your surprise, he smirked and started approaching you. how cocky was this kid, anyways?

suddenly, he grabbed a handful of your thigh, though he was quickly met with a slap from you.

"come on," he said, walking towards you. "i know you want me."

but before he could reach for a handful of tit, he was interrupted by kenma shoving his way through the crowd.

he gently took your hand and smiled softly at you before glaring daggers at the boy and walking away.

"h-hey!" the boy stuttered, clearly a bit flustered. "you can't just walk away! who do you think you are?"

kenma turned his head to give another death glare that definitely sent chills down that kid's spine. yeah, the boy would definitely see that in his next nightmare.

once you two were out of earshot, kenma turned to you. "hey, you ok?"

you smiled warmly. "yeah. thanks for getting me, ken."

he turned away. "they were just a bunch of cocky middle schoolers. honestly, where do they get the nerve?"

the rest of the way home, kenma added in abrupt complaints about what had happened throughout the conversation. though he didn't say it, you knew that he was actually kind of scared to grab you out of there, despite the fact that the boys were "puny" and "weak," as kenma had described. you knew that though he wouldn't say, he was worried about you and was caring for you, in his own, unique, kenma way.

[weirdfreakshow]

Can I just say I love your bully Joel AU? HOLY SHIT the thought of Etho raping him and basically isolating him from everyone because "he's an irredeemable asshole, nobody would want to be close to him ever, right? Etho is the only person willing to talk to him at all" and manipulating Joel to make him dependent on Etho because Etho himself has become addicted.

Joel lashes out and rebells, just for Etho to put him in his place again and again. At first Etho just did it to shut him the fuck up, but goddamn if that brat wasn't the cutest ass he's ever had. At some point he just started manipulating him and making him have sex with Etho whenever (whether he wanted to or not) as a form of "retribution" and it's this fucked up toxic relationship but Etho doesn't care at all. All his friends praise him for always protecting them from Joel's bullying but little do they know Etho is doing something wayyy worse himself behind the scenes.

I also like to think about how Joel would cope. Like at first he'd cry a lot because it hurt like shit, but then why tf is his body reacting like this?? Why is it responding to Etho? Is there really something wrong with him? I imagine it makes him angry and defensive which causes him to get into even more trouble than before, which leads to Etho abusing him more, which leads to even more lashing out, and the loop just spirals until he's either miserable but still entirely dependent on Etho, or he starts liking it and actively seeks punishment (he never stops crying tho, Ethos likes it when he cries anyway).

Anyway can you tell I'm going insane??? Good food.

Oh my goddddd this. this is everything. I still very much cherish the Bully Joel au, it's SO good

And yeah! You got the looping spiral perfectly, that's kind of the drive for the the whole au to keep going and getting worser. Joel gets a bit shaken at first by it, obviously thrown off by being pushed out of his weird power play he had with everyone, being reminded of his place in the world as "prey", but once he recovers from it a bit he goes right back at lashing out. He's violent, mean, annoying. That's what he does! Lash out at everyone!

Add Etho into the mix and it all becomes a mess, because Etho makes him feel small and scared again, and that makes him want to appear scary, makes him be crueler with the pranks and his words, makes him want to occupy more space and let everyone know he's NOT prey, he's just not, he's not the little red riding hood, he's the wolf. Totally! It makes him hate bdubs, he knows he can't hurt Etho but he can hurt his precious "Bubs" instead. But oh well, that just gets him raped again! Joel is so fucking stupid sometimes!

And oh, when he actually is raped, speared on Etho's hard cock. It's just like he's a kid again, scared and shaking but cumming sooo hard all the same. He hates himself so much, what the fuck is wrong with him? He'll catch himself getting hard from having Etho's gross rapist dick down his throat. Slobbering all over it, taking it all in like a little fleshlight even if it bulges his throat a bit. He doesn't know what's worse, keeping his eyes open and having to look at Etho's lustful eyes or closing them and remembering other things that happened in the past. It's like there's no escape. He doesn't get to dissociate because he's just so horny his whole body burns, and a normal person would wish they were home instead of having to face this horrible situation, but Joel knows being there wouldn't be any better, so he braces for it. Tries to fight back sometimes, yes, but it's pointless. He's small and stupid and I guess his body WAS actually just made for being raped.

All their friends praising Etho is just so good. So . fucking . good . Joel knows not to mess with Gem, avoids Bdubs most of the time, doesn't even bother Tango even though he fucking hates that guy too. It's just fun, Etho says it's truly nuthin', its fine. Oh, always so humble, the guy. What a guy.

Joel already doesn't have THAT many friends, or if he did he doesn't seem to hang out so much with them anymore, especially Grian. Ever since he got a boyfriend they kinda broke apart, so getting Joel alone isn't a hard task. Joel usually ends up sitting alone somewhere hidden, like under the bleachers where he goes to smoke his older brother's stolen cigarettes. Hurting him and getting to his little head isn't hard either, after all he's all bark, secretly a sensitive kid inside

[imthetunnelunderoceanblvd]

Heyyy, if rq are open would you be ok w noncon predator/prey recoms (ur choice) x human reader? I love how filthy ur piss kink piece was, goddamn!!!

Na'vi instincts are hard to ignore and the urge to chase and claim such a little human is hard to ignore, even if said human is more than against it <3

omg yes. ur like so smart omg ty for requesting 🫶. i also have a full non-con. fic for quaritch x navi!reader, here’s the link if you want to read it. i wanted to write for other characters too but i just dont have enough time n i was running out of ideas 😭 ily tho. it took me some time to start it cuz i was dealing with my studies so yes. hope u like it 💟

rape/non-con. with the recoms.

1. quaritch x human!fem!reader. (778 words) 2. lyle x human!fem!reader.(774 words)

warnings: rape/non-con., p in v sex, smut, slight dirty talking, heat cycle, somnophilia, spit kink, breeding kink, blood, cheating? but not really?, idk i suck at warnings lol.

quaritch

he first noticed you when you were walking around bridgehead, wearing your white lab coat, he never paid you any mind at first, but later when his heat cycle started, he knew he had to own you, to breed you, make you his. you were so tiny compared to him, he could easily break your bones, and that excited him, made a bulge form in his cammies, he tried to you into letting him fuck you, bend you over his desk as he fucks his seed into you but to no avail.

so he decided to show up into your room in the middle of the night, you were asleep, eyes closed, every muscle in your body resting, he groaned at the sight of you, legs wrapped around your blanket, white panties covering the soft flesh of your round ass, he was quick to flip you to your back, the mattress sinking underneath you where his knees dug, his hand messaging your clothes cunt, stroking your clit, as yor cunt got wetter and wetter. his hand left the little bud and moved your underwear to the side exposing your cunt to him glistening with slick, his hand went to his lips, spit from his mouth perfectly landing on his palm, the other hand unzipping his pants and freeing his cock from his boxers, he quickly wrapped his hand around his shaft lubricating his dick, he didn’t even bother preparing you as he moved closer, the bulbous head running between your flods collecting your juices then he positioned the head of his dick towards the tiny hole, pushing all the way in stopping to let out a loud groan at the tightness.

your body shifted and your nose crinkled, what woke you up was not the blood that was flooding, covering quaritch’s dick and your bed sheets, no. it was the burn of the stretchung that woke you up, you tried to scream but his hand was quick to cover your mouth, cold and rough aginst your lips, you squirmed trying to get him out of you, but he pulled himself all the way out to the very tip then pushing back in, your eyes widened at the brutal thrust, tears started to cloud your vision, his hand went to your shift pulled it all the way up exposing your tits and he bent all the way down to shower your warm doughy like tits with kisses, licking at your nipples before taking one in his mouth, kneading your soft tits with his hand, he found pleasure in exploring every inch of your body, he started thrusting at a brutal pace, earning whimpers from you.

he started thrusting at a differest angle your back started to arch when the tip of his head touched your g-spot, and it wasn’t long before he knew which spots would make you go insane and make you cum. he removed his mouth from your nipple and looked at your face his hand left your mouth and wrapped around your neck, squeezing slightly, his other hand pinching your waist. his face got closer to yours, trying to seal your lips with his but you moved your head to the side, which clearly, pissed him off, so he started thrusting faster and deeper into you, ripping your insides in half as he spat on your cheek, tears started rolling down the sides of your face all while he was grunting and hissing like an animal “f-fuck you like that don’t you? fuckin’ slut,” the words left his mouth going to your core, making you wetter you shouldn’t like it, but you did. his thrusts became sloppier and sloppier every time his dick was pulled and stabbed back into you like a knife. he stopped mid way, “you gon’ take it all, right, pet?” you could only shake your head and let out sobs and whimpers while his dick was pulsating inside you then he came with a loud groan.

you felt a very exruciating feeling when he pulled out, cum mixed with blood dripping from your over stretched hole as he got up and zipped his pants up, giving you a final look before leaving “you tell nyone ’bout this ‘nd i’m goin’ to rip your face apart, did i make myself clear?” you opened your mouth - but no words were forming it felt as if your tongur was tied but you let out a weak sob though, which pleased him “guess i’ll see ya around, sweetheart,” he came to your side, planting a kiss on your hair line “have a goodnight, angel.” he said and left your room going back to his.

lyle (this one kinda sucks cuz i was sleepy when i wrote it lol)

he did pay you a mind, always thought how pretty and cute you were, he just wanted to scoop you up in his arms, you were just so sweet, so nice, so bashful. he had to own you, make you his.. even though he knew he knew that you have a partner, a family. you have everything he doesn’t and that excited him. so, one rainy night when he spotted you in the lab checking on avatars in the tanks he knew that was his only chance to make you his, confess his feelings for you, but when you rejected him... it was as if something snapped in him, someone too over his body as he pushed you to a nearby table, pinning your much smaller hands to the table as his mouth started assaulting your neck sucking and kissing at the sweet skin, you started wiggling your toes and your high heels dropped to the ground and you started kicking him to get him off of you, you let out a loud gasp when you felt him pulling your skirt all the way down to your knees and his hand found its place inside your underwear.

your body responded to his touches when you felt heat pooling between your thighs and he withdrawed his hand from your cunt and took a deep sniff groaning before he undid the button and unzipped his cargos and pulled down his boxers, he movied closer and grabbed his dick, slapping it on your clit as you tried to hold back your moans but you failed when you felt him push his dick all the way in and you tightened your walls around him in discomfort and he groaned. he gave you some time before his thrusts started, your feet kept kicking at his torso but it didn’t seem to affect him judging by the way he groaned, he wrapped his hand around your ankle and lifted your foot up to his face planting a kiss on your sole before throwing your foot to his shoulder as he slammed his cock into the tight enterance of his your swollen cunt. you felt the cock enter it without a struggle and there was nothing he could do, you were complete helpless as you closed your eyes letting your tears fall down your face as the light made the trail of tears glow “please stop... let me go,” you said and he closed his eyes and prated his lips while he slowly slid his cock into you, his thumb found your clit and pressed down on the little bud of nevrves before he started moving it around in circular motions.

it made stars from the sky cut through your nerves and made your eyes roll into the back of your head, his cock abusing every spot that made your back arch his hand left your wrists and went to the bulge in your belly placing his palm down on it and groaning, both your hands started clawing at his to get his thumb off of your clit and once again you failed, you were shoked, frozen. you couldn’t speak. couldn’t form a single word it felt too good for both of you, even if it was forced, you felt a knot form in your belly as his thrusts got faster and faster which alarmed you and you shook your head.

“please no, don’t not here, please,”

“you’re goin’ to love it, baby, gonna pump my cum deep and nice inside you and you’re going to take it cause you’re a good girl, right? my good girl.” you shook your head once more and slapped your arm on your mouth and bit down screaming into your arm as he kept hitting that sweet spot inside you at a brutal pace while his balls were slapping on your ass.

lyle’s eager thrusts became faster and faster, pinchinv your waist. he was muttering words you didn’t care to listen to, words you didn’t want to listen to. he took a peek at your bare cynt before looking to look at you and continuing with his brutal thrusts.

you threw your head back against the desk, defeated. a tear ran down his face as you bit down on your arm to keep from muttering small pleas or involuntary moans that you were sure would turn him on more. his dick started to pulsate inside you.

and then, that recognizable slimy, burning liquid filled you up, pumping out every drop of lyles cum, and then he pulled it out, not caring about the semen spilling out of your hole and dripping onto the desk.

likes reblogs n comments r like soooo loved (they make me happy) (pls comment 😟)

@tieflingteeth

[munson-blurbs]

Absolutely love that gif of him on ur bsf to lovers post. 😩

Anyways, afab reader wears a short skirt and a lace thong that barely covers her privates <3 she teases eddie during a dnd campaign and bends over etc until he can’t take it anymore and he pulls her onto of him and moves her hips up and down as he fucks into her 😖 soft dom eddie and hellaaa praise

I'm combining this with a request for an Eddie breeding kink...I hope that's okay!

(”Breeding kink, you finding out by him looking at baby commercials and being nice to Dustin and the other kids thinking about him having one of his own���) @hahahafucku

Warnings: this is literally all smut and I think there’s a plot in there somewhere (18+ minors begone), breeding kink, public teasing, semi-public sex I guess, language, brief mention of reader’s body size

WC: 2.6k

A/N: I usually don’t write fics this smutty so pleeeeeeease let me know what you think! Too much? Not enough? Just right?

--

"Hey, babe?" You're glancing at the shopping list as you make your way through the store. Eddie was just by your side; you're supposed to be helping him pick up snacks for his campaign tomorrow, but your boyfriend has wandered off yet again.

"Eds, where are you?" you call out softly, attracting the attention of some irritated customers.

"Over here," you hear from four aisles down. You huff and make your way to him.

"Babe, do you really need four different types of chips?" you ask, but he's drawn into the products on the shelves. You look at what he's staring at: rows of diapers and jars of baby food.

"Are you pregnant or something?" you joke, poking his side. He jumps as you break him from his trance. "You okay?"

"Y-yeah," he shuffles towards the cart and plops down the cans of soda he'd picked up. You're not convinced but place the thought on the back burner for now.

Why would Eddie be interested in baby products?

~

You wait until you're back in his beat-up van, bags of junk food loaded into the back.

"So, you wanna tell me what that was all about?" you ask, more curious than accusing.

"What?"

"Come on, Eddie. Why did I catch you looking at baby stuff? Not just glancing, but really looking?" You'd been together for awhile, and you knew he wanted kids one day, but there was no way that he wanted them now...was there?

"I dunno," he replies sheepishly, long curls falling over his face. "'S stupid."

The worst-case scenario flashes into your mind. "Oh my god, did you cheat on me and get her pregnant?"

Eddie laughs louder than he intends to; your accusation is just too ridiculous. "Absolutely not! You know I only have eyes for you, sweetheart." He gives you his best puppy dog look and kisses you hard.

"Then why won't you tell me what's going on?"

He sighs and throws back his head in defeat. "Fine, but just...don't judge me, okay?" You continue when you nod, palms moist with sweat. "Okay, so, I've been thinkin'," he starts, looking down at the car floor nervously. The engine is running though you're still parked, and he kills it. "Thinkin' about how goddamn gorgeous you would look if you were havin' my baby."

Huh. Well, that wasn't what you'd expected him to say. "You mean in, like, ten years?" But you know better.

Eddie shakes his head. "Nah, sweetheart. Right fuckin' now."

"Oh," you manage, "but you're still in high school," you point out, though you know exactly what his reply will be, and you're right.

"Only for another month. And babies take a lot longer than that to cook," he grins while he says it, and you realize that he's no longer looking at the car floor, but at your stomach. He's imagining you pregnant with his baby.

"Wow," you breathe out. "Can I-can I think about it?"

His eyebrows shoot up; clearly, he was not expecting you to even consider this proposal.

"Y-yeah, baby. Of course." He presses a kiss to your cheek, though you can tell by the bulge in his pants that he wants to do a lot more. He starts the van up again and heads for home, leaving you with a lot to think about.

~

You thought about the prospect of having Eddie's baby all night. In the shower, you ran your fingertips over the flatness of your stomach, thinking about a bump there. A bump that held Eddie Munson's child.

Yes, you were young, but you'd been together for two years, and you were also adults. Adults with jobs--you'd been working full-time at the bank since you'd graduated last year. And Eddie will be working full-time with Wayne at the plant soon. You'd already discussed moving in together; you promised your parents that you and Eddie would graduate before doing so, and that day would be here in just about four weeks. Maybe you could do this.

The easiest way to tell him would be to call him, but you had a better idea. You'd see the feral look in his eyes when he mentioned his desires--why not allow him to...give in to those carnal instincts?

~

The plan was perfect. You'd ditch work claiming a stomach flu (no one wants someone vomiting all over the workplace) and sneak back into Hawkins High. You'd been gone less than a year and still knew the layout like the back of your hand. Most importantly, you knew the abandoned janitor's closet on the second floor, the one conveniently near the drama/Hellfire room where you could sneak off and make a quick wardrobe change.

There’s no mirror in there, of course, so you just hope that your red lipstick isn’t smudged or on your teeth. You smooth down your black tank top, adjusting your breasts so that your cleavage is perfectly framed by the neckline. The icing on the cake is the tiny miniskirt that falls at the top of your thighs, exposing the long legs that stand in your heels.

School’s out, and Eddie’s told you that Hellfire is starting a bit late today so that the boys can watch Lucas Sinclair play in a basketball game. Eddie never got the hype of school-sanctioned sports, but it was important to his little sheep, so he’d compromised. Worked out for them, and it also happened to work out perfectly for you.

You knew Eddie would already be in the Hellfire room, meticulously setting up his campaign. You could picture him pacing anxiously around the table, ensuring everything looked just right. With a peek into the hall that showed the coast was clear, you scurried into the room where Eddie was chewing on his thumbnail, looking over his Dungeon.

“Hey there,” you say softly, and his head snaps up at the sound of your voice.

“Y/N, what are you--oh, holy shit.” His tone turns from confusion to pure lust as he eyes you, taking in you and your outfit hungrily. He runs his tongue over his lips involuntarily as he makes his way to you.

“Do you like it?” you feign shyness as he grabs your hips and pulls you as close as he can. You can feel him straining against his zipper already.

All he can mutter is “Oh my god,” as he buries his face in your neck, kissing it sloppily and sucking bruises into your skin.

“Figured we could try for that baby you mentioned, but I didn’t wanna wait for you to get home,” you shrug as he moves his hands under your short skirt, moaning audibly as he presses his palms against your bare ass, left mostly uncovered by a lace thong. When he hears what you’ve said--really registers it, which takes a moment--he pulls back.

“Are you serious?” He smiles, holding your face in his strong, calloused hands. 

You press your own hands to his chest and whisper into his lips, punctuating your statement with a series of kisses. “Eddie, I want to have your baby. I want to get big...and round...and swollen...growing each month...with your baby.”

He shivers against you and hoists you up, slamming you against the wall; you wrap your legs around him as he pushes your skirt around your waist. He starts to rub a finger against your soaked panties, when you both hear it:

“Can’t believe the other team didn’t show!” Lucas. Oh, no.

“Buncha pussies, forfeiting like that,” Dustin’s voice rings out.

“At least Eddie will be glad we’re starting on time,” Mike chimes in.

“Fuck,” you hiss, “hand me my bag. I can run into the corner and throw on my pants.”

Eddie lets you down but grips your wrist. “Not so fast,” he growls. “I just got you how I want you, and I’m not letting you go.”

“B-but the boys--”

“We’re not fucking in front of them,” he dismisses your concern, “but you’re gonna sit on my lap, dressed like my perfect little slut.” He grabs you by the hem of your skirt and you yelp. “You think I’m gonna let my fantasy slip through my fingers?”

You nod, feeling a heat rising in your lower body. 

“So now, you’ll be a good girl for me. You’re gonna sit on my lap, be my...helper...during the campaign, and then I’m gonna fuck a baby into you once we’re done. Got it?” He tilts your chin up so you’re looking directly into his eyes.

“Yes, sir.” Eddie takes his seat on his throne and you do as he’s instructed, feeling his erection underneath you as he slides a ringed hand up your thigh. 

“Welcome, boys!” Eddie’s voice booms. You feel a blush creep up your neck toward your cheeks. “Got my little helper here today.” He takes the hand farthest from the boys and squeezes your ass and you gasp softly.

Oh, that’s how it’s gonna be, Munson? you think. Game on.

~

You spend the rest of the Hellfire meeting doing whatever you can to torture Eddie. You’re constantly “repositioning” yourself, grinding on him and feeling him grow harder with each subtle movement.

“Knock it off, princess,” he whispers, but you’re in the mood to be a brat. You pretend to get a little sleepy and stretch, showing off your breasts in Eddie’s face. You watch his eyes flick to your chest before returning to the game.

While he’s reading the next part of the campaign aloud, you place your palm on his jeans, right over his cock, making him take a sharp breath in.

But your grand finale is when Gareth rolls the D20 and it lands right in front of Eddie’s notes. When it’s Mike’s turn to roll next, you stop him.

“I can get it, Wheeler,” you say, leaning over and giving Eddie a clear up-skirt view. You know he can even see your clothed pussy from the angle you’re giving him. 

Eddie hooks his arm around your waist and pulls you back down, glaring at you.

“What’s wrong?” you ask him innocently. “Am I not helping?”

“Okay, that’s it,” he mutters before turning to the rest of his group. “All right, we’re wrapping up for the night.” His announcement is met with a chorus of grumbles. “Hey, hey, hey, I don’t wanna hear it! We will continue this next week.” 

The boys file out of the room, mumbling about Eddie’s bizarre behavior. Once they leave, Eddie grabs you, positioning you so you’re straddling him in his throne. 

“What the fuck was that?” he pulls your hair to bring your face closer to his. “You tryin’ to make me blow my load in my pants? Sounds to me like you don’t really want me breeding you.”

“N-no, I do. I do,” you whimper. “Want your baby, Eddie. Please.”

“I don’t think I believe you. I need to be convinced,” he sneers.

“Please, Eddie. I need you to breed me. Need you to fill me up with your cum and get me pregnant,” you beg. You allow yourself a small sigh of relief as he eases his grip on your hair, but it’s short-lived, because he tears off your thong with a rip and slides his pointer and middle fingers along your wet folds.

“You’re soaked, princess,” he groans. “I love how wet you get for me. Ruined your panties and now you’re gonna ruin my jeans.” He presses one finger to your aching clit, making small, slow circles, and laughs menacingly as you cry out.

“What’s wrong?” he asks, mocking your earlier question. “Can’t handle being teased?” When you don’t respond, he moves his finger faster, rubbing your clit harder. “How’s this?”

“S-so good,” you manage, grinding back and forth on his finger. You want--no you need--him inside you, but you don’t dare tell him that for fear he’ll deny you that pleasure. “You know exactly where to touch me.”

Eddie beams as he receives the praise, moving his finger from your swollen nub to your pussy. He slides it in and curls it, pumping it in and out, your beautiful moans ringing in his ears. He adds a second finger and lets out a moan of his own as you clench around him.

“Sorry, baby,” he apologizes preemptively. You’re confused until he removes his fingers and cleans them with his tongue, leaving you hurting for him. He unbuttons his jeans and pulls down the zipper, palming his cock through his boxers.

“Eddie,” you whine, “I could’ve done that for you.” Touch-starved and desperate for affection, you lift your own shirt over your head. A sheer lace bra leaves little to the imagination.

Eddie sucks on the exposed part of your breasts, leaving hickeys all over them. One hand still on his erection, he uses the other to unhook your bra. As soon as it clatters to the ground, he’s groping your tits, biting your nipples as pleasure and pain intertwine and you scream loudly.

Not wanting to take his hands off of your breasts, he shuts you up with a kiss. “Can’t...fuckin’...wait...any longer,” he pants, and you take his rock hard length into your hand. You start to move to get on your knees, but he stops you.

“Need to be inside this tight little pussy,” he orders, rubbing his cock along your wetness until he’s covered in your slick, and he presses himself into you. “You were made for me, you fuckin’ know that?” 

“I’m all yours,” you agree easily, matching his rhythm as you ride him. “My body belongs to you, Eddie. You can do whatever you want with me.”

“Fuck, baby,” Eddie’s groaning. He grabs onto your hips and moves you exactly how he needs you. “Your body, your mouth, your everything is fuckin’ perfect.” His thrusts get faster and your orgasm builds inside you as you feel him get deeper, hitting that spot over and over again.

“Eddie, I’m gonna cum,” you plead, asking for permission rather than telling him. “Please let me cum all over you while you fill me up.”

“I’m cumming, too.” He grips your sides even harder, fingers digging into the flesh of your ass, and you suspect there will be bruises there tomorrow. He slams you up and down over his cock and you finish with tears streaming down your face. You feel him shoot thick, hot ropes into you. With the little strength he has left, he places you onto the table, still inside of you.

“Lay back,” he orders. “Don’t want any of this coming out. You gonna get knocked up today, aren’t you, princess?”

“Y-yes, Eddie,” you whisper. You watch as he pulls out of you. He frowns when he sees cum running down your leg. With a quick swipe of his hand, he pushes it back into you.

“You took all of me, didn’t you? Such a good girl,” he remarks. You’re too fucked out to muster up a response, and he notices. “Poor baby. I really fucked you good, didn’t I?”

“Mhm.” 

Eddie puts himself away and sits back in his throne, admiring his work. “Love seeing you like this.”

“It’s all you, Eds,” you finally say. “All because of you, and all for you.”

“My beautiful little vixen,” he throws his head back with a low growl. “Tell you what. You stay just like that, make sure it takes. Then we’ll go back to my place and relax, okay?”

“And go for round two?” you ask mischievously. “Make sure I get pregnant tonight?”

Eddie laughs. “I wish, but Wayne will be home.”

You beckon him to the table and pull him in for a long, deep kiss. “Guess you’ll just have to keep me quiet, then.”

--

Taglist: @ghosttownwherenoonegoes @benztripp @ali-r3n @munsonology

[magic-aggy]

*invades you and teabags your corpse*

i spent like 50 hours on this shit im fucking ecstatic its finished. inspired by my enduring fixation on both ponies and medieval fantasy. what if pinkie pie dressed like the most chaotic colourful landsknecht ever and killed people with a magic sword. have been cosplaying this bitch in DS2 while drawing this and made a build which is deliberately as silly and fun as possible. not the zwei like in the pic but a bigass lance. with a broken ladle as my offhand weapon. and explosion spells. and a jester outfit.

anyway point is i spent a lot of goddamn time on this and learnt so much! and im. not happy with some parts of it. but thats okay. its so hard to render crushed velvet. and hair. and swords. i think i did okay tho. i got really sick of looking at the thing by the end of it. had to redo some parts completely. but i think it came out good.

oh yeah i hope her goddamn codpiece is obvious enough. why yes she is transgender and she does have a cock thank you for noticing! bulge out never tuck! this horse only kills cis people!

oh yeah can you tell i had the MOST fun with the nametag thingy? i put way more effort into it than usual bc going crazy with the name thingy at the end of the painting is like, the catharsis for the effort/struggle involved in the process. getting to be silly with the name is my treat to myself at the end.

[lexa-griffins]

How does Clarke’s massive uhhh dagger fit into those tight af leather pants 🤔

Those pants are fighting for their goddamned lives to not rip at the crotch.

With a lot of shimmy shimmy and "for the love of god dont have a damn bone your these pants are toast." But you do what you gotta do for the aesthetic ✊️. Mornings are fun in clexa's bedroom, Lexa trying to get her ass in her pants while Clarke is trying to get her dick in hers. Wives who struggle together, stay together 😌

You do understand the vision tho.... the too tight pants that leave a /very/ clear image of a bulge, and that warn of what's underneath..... the leather jacket with that season 1/2 shirt...... (or.... no shirt at all 🥵)........

[query-quadrant]

So you want to fucking be like that do you?

FUCK this. I am so tired of your shit, and you refuse to act fucking normal about anything.

Maybe I *will* sink low enough for your fucking abhorrent behavior, how the fuck does that sound? Would that get you off my goddamn bulge?!

Where the FUCK is your nearest Troll Waffle House.

— QQ

holy fucking shit is that really grey stepping up and doing shit instead of being a cowardly little asshole for once? never thought id see the night this is amazing they say this shit only happens once every hundred sweeps

unfortunately hes still a fucking dumbass tho lmao nothing we can do there some shits unfixable

ok BUT if youre serious then dm me idiot youre on grumblr im not doxxing myself

[l13]

this is what my 'likes' page looks like on tiktok💀

cw : nsfw 18+, LAZY WRITING as always, fem!reader, bratty!reader (he loves it tho), face and tit slapping, swearing, name-calling, he's not a sub I just like my men to be vocal and desperate

English is not my first language so I apologize in advance for any misspells, errors or grammatically incorrect sentences.

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“You’re the only one I could get hard for, baby..” Phillip breathed against your cheek, his hand skimming down your body to pull at your hip tightly and make you sit on his thigh, the light pressure on your clit earning him a breathy moan, “Fuck you”.

He chuckled at that, tilting his head as he grabbed your jaw, thumb and pointer finger digging into each of your cheeks. His eyebrows furrowed in mock concern “You will,” he cooed and you snarled, lacing your fingers through his hair and tugging his head back forcefully, enjoying the light hiss of pain he let out. Still, you couldn’t help the wetness that gathered between your legs when you saw him clench his jaw tightly. He tutted, looking down on you with glazed eyes “Behave or you’re gonna fucking get it..”

“You’re all talk.” you should really stop underestimating him.

His rough hand came up to lay a slap on your cheek and you both moaned together. “I tried being nice but you couldn’t stop being a bitch for two fucking minutes.” You turned your head away from him stubbornly, hands coming up to push his chest away,  but he swiftly grabbed your neck and yanked your head toward him again, his lips tickling your nose as he breathed deeply. The second slap was harsher, and you winced and bit back a whimper. “You like that, don’t you?” he taunted softly, hand caressing your tender cheek as you locked eyes. 

You nodded despite yourself, feeling his hand soften on your neck and grab at your shirt instead, ripping the neckline down to your stomach. You gasped, looking up to see that he was already staring at your bare breasts, and he looked both infuriated and delighted that you weren’t wearing anything besides your shirt. The hum he let out sounded appreciative, at least.

He didn’t hesitate to start squeezing and caressing the extra skin he was seeing, and you bit your lip determined to not make any sound. Phillip seemed to notice, as he leaned down to give a very gentle kiss on your nipple, his tongue darting out teasingly for a second before he pulled away and laid a slap just where his hands were a moment ago. This time, you couldn’t help yourself as you whimpered and rolled your hips against his thigh, anything to give you some kind of friction.

“Fucking whore,” he panted, and it was clear he was enjoying this as well judging by the bulge in his pants. Licking your lips, you lowered your hand to palm him over the material, watching his mouth part and his eyebrows furrow at the contact. “Look who’s talking,” you breathed out, “You act so high and mighty all the time that you forget how fucking desperate you are for me, Graves” the use of his last name should have pissed him off, but it did the exact opposite, and he found himself obsessed with how it sounded coming from your lips.

 In truth, he knew you were right, he’d known for a while now. When he laid in his bed at night after a mission and not being able to sleep, the thought of you always helped. Sometimes it would be your body engraved in his mind, how your pussy was always so warm- so fucking tight against his cock, how he’d squeeze and lap at your tits, or how your mouth feels as you swallow him down your throat. Other times.. Well, other times it was just you. How you carry yourself, how your eyes light up when you laugh, the little crinkle on your nose each time you frown, the smell of your shampoo as you walk by- Just you, you, you. He was embarrassed at first. I mean, what the hell was he jerking off to, at this point? Your smile? Christ, it was downright sinful. Yet, he could not stop himself, he wasn’t sure if he even wanted to. 

“Goddamn you-just take my fucking cock out” he breathed out feeling his eyes water, and he didn’t know if it was because he just now remembered how hard he is, or how exhilarating your touch felt after months of not seeing you. 

You grinned, leaning down to press a hot kiss on the side of his neck, your hands fumbling with his belt, the task considered quite an easy one, if it wasn’t for his hands still on your body squeezing and caressing. An especially slow drawn circle around your nipple with his thumb sent tremors down your spine and he huffed amusingly. You took your time pulling the belt off the hooks, toying not only with his patience but yours as well.

That was the game between the two of you, and the confirmation you needed laid deep in Phillip’s eyes as he stared you down, breathing heavily, his eyebrow raised slightly. “Are we gonna be here a while darlin?” you fought back a smile, finally undoing the button and pulling his pants just a bit under his ass.

“Are you saying you don’t wanna be here?” he rolled his eyes at that, “It’s never easy with you is it-oh fuck.” when he looked back down, you’d started rubbing him over his underwear. “Well,” he grinned, “that didn't take long”. Now it was your turn to roll your eyes, but you smiled up at him nonetheless, bringing your other hand to the back of his neck to pull him into you softly.

“Shut up,” your whisper tickled his lips and he chuckled before pressing a kiss on your mouth, and then a second, and then a third, till he had you giggling on his lap. Your neck was his next target, and he pressed multiple kisses on it, before he rolled his hips, eyes closing at the mild friction he got. “This is cute and all, but it’d be great if we carry on with the handjob ‘cause I got shit to do-” you punched his shoulder, and it actually hurt but he barked out a laugh despite himself.

Giving into him was easy, the throbbing of your pussy getting unbearable, the need to have him, too strong. You couldn’t help the gasp you let out as you closed your fist around his cock, thumb following the vein on the side, absolutely hypnotized by him. He wasn’t doing much better, his eyes were hooded now, looking at you over his eyelashes, chest falling and rising rapidly. “C’mon baby..”  he panted, squeezing your side roughly as you spat on his cock. You hummed, “Not yet..”. He wiped the drool off your bottom lip with his thumb and you swore you died and got resurrected as you watched him put his thumb in his mouth. The corner of his lips curled up. 

“N-Not before you admit how you can’t get enough of me’’ you swallowed, your throat suddenly feeling very dry. He repeated your earlier hum mockingly, “You’re a pain in my ass d’you know that?” he rolled his lips as if in thought, “You love it,” you whispered, full-on jerking his cock now, closing your fist every time your hand reached the tip, and he threw his head back, supporting his weight by placing his hand flat on the mattress.

 He chuckled breathlessly, “I do love your pussy..” he pointed out, head tilting and eyes following the movement of your hand on his cock, lips parted. “Yeah?” you breathed, your hand picking up the pace and he grit his teeth. You pressed a kiss on his mouth suddenly and he welcomed the kiss with vigor. “You love it?” you muttered against his lips before biting his bottom one, eyes searching his face and he moaned, “I fucking love it, baby..”

 “D’you love me?” you pouted, hand slowing down and he raised his hips to meet your movements impatiently, whining under his breath, “I do, fuck I love it- love you-” he mumbled incoherently and you picked up the pace again, grinning victoriously, “J-ust like that baby-oh- fuuuck” he groaned, placing his hand above yours so you were both pumping his cock at the same time. 

Phillip made a mental note of you grinning as if you’d won, and later made another when he had your face pressed up against the pillows, crying and begging him to move- to fuck you better than that (that was obviously a ploy to piss him off, which it did), all the while he refused, “Keep begging for it, doll.. you know I love that shit,”

Lesson learned : Don’t fuck with Phillip Graves

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[seducedbyseverus]

*~Simply Alan Sunday~*

Hello, all my lovelies! I’m sorry for the late SAS post, but my family and I have been scrambling to make sure we have the capabilities to work from home for the next three weeks. Now that I have some time, I wanted to give my amazing mutuals some Alan content. 

I’m putting the following below a cut because it’s somewhat NSFW. Enjoy my loves!

Today’s theme: Alan’s very evident bulge

If you would like to be tagged in future Simply Alan Sunday posts, please send me an ask or a message. 

Tagging: @mostlyrickman @i-sold-danny-elfman-my-soul @wayamy @mrs-actor-agent-of-change @severusluciuslover @i-reblog-gr8-things @the-witches-son @adelinegryffindor @fewtoria @ford-stigma-brosnan @severus-snape-the-original-emo

[catcze]

car sex with suit!kazuha? 😎😎😎

NSFW!! 18+ ONLY !!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!

「 ### : 」  Brat taming, car sex, GN! reader w/ no specified parts, dominant Kazuha, fucking horny thoughts because of that gddamn SUIT PIC, rough-ish treatment & reader is referred to (not by Kazuha tho) as a slut, kazuha wears rings bc thats ffuckin hot, he also calls the reader baby ♡, spit as lube, creampie, idc if the dialogue ain’t kazuha like if you want porn you get porn, teeny tiny bit of a breeding kink

Writing this on mobile w my hands under the table as I listen to my relatives talk abt how often they go to church and there’s gsm blue in my cup what a great fucking evening /gen

BITCH car sex with suit Kazuha fuck me

Imagine imagine imagine right, not even super h-word yet, but imagine Kazuha doing that thing that is so attractive when people like back up the car and they place their hand on the back of your seat and imagine Kazuha doing that with him in a suit and rings on your fingers FUCK okay h word under cut

Imagine car sex with Kazuha where you’ve been riling him up the entire time–– at dinner at the fancy restaurant, you’ve been subtly rubbing your calf against his, you’ve been flashing him those goddamn eyes that are just begging him to fuck you right then and there on the table in front of all the other patrons. And now–– now, you’re leaning over the console with your hand on his dick, palming him through his slacks, and your own hands are between your legs, pulling out the most fucking delicious sounds as you pleasure yourself. And baby Kazuha has had it up to here with your shit tonight. You really think you can tease him like this, moaning his name in the passenger seat and making his cock harden in his pants? You really think he’s gonna let that slide?

So he pulls over somewhere quiet and unbuckles his seatbelt, and babe the look he levels with and the way he damn near fuckin growls, “Come here,” has you quaking and creaming in your formal attire. And you must no9t move quick enough for his liking because he’s reaching over to unbuckle your seatbelt himself, and pulls you into his lap in just a few smooth movements. You only barely have time to be thankful when he pushes his seat back far enough to give you some room before his lips are on yours and his hands are on your thighs, on your back in your hair–– pushing and pulling and squeezing with all the frustration of a man that you’ve been riling up for the past two hours straight. 

And when he gives you the mercy to breathe after sticking his tongue in your mouth and basically grinding his cock against you like a man possessed, you’re rightfully out of breath, gasping for air and clinging to the lapels of his formal blazer (so perfect, so meticulous back in that restaurant, now crumpled and wrinkled from your desperate grip) as you whine in his lap like a slut. 

“Did you have fun back there, baby?” Kazuha asks, his lips brushing against your ear and the bulge in his slacks hard against your thigh. “Yeah? Did you like testing my patience? Were you hoping I’d fuck you on the table where everyone could see? Huh? I bet you did.”

You try to gasp out a defense, something to clear your name but all that escapes you is breathy moans when Kazuha’s hands find the bottom half of your outfit, easily peeling away any layers that keep his cock away from sinking into your hole for any longer. All you can do is hide your face in the fabric of his blazer as he runs his fingers along your entrance, dipping two in experimentally and drawing a full-body shiver from you. The rings on his fingers are cold as they press into you, making your breath hitch while he opens you up.

“Ready, baby?” he asks when he thinks your prepped enough, and his hand goes near your mouth. “Spit,” he says, and at this point you’re so desperate to be full that you do so, and you hear him exhale as he pumps his cock with your spit, getting it all ready for you. 

You nod, just once, and that’s all he needs to grab a hold of your hips and slide you down his cock. He does it languidly, slowly–– as payback for the hours of frustration you put him through. You feel every single inch of him stretch you out and fill you up, and you wouldn’t even be surprised if you could see the outline of him against your belly. “Kazuha, more, please,” you whine to him and he tsks.

“Greedy,” he says, smile wicked as he tightens his hold on your hips (and you’re sure you’ll see bruising tomorrow) and pushes you down the last couple of inches, making the air leave you lungs in a whoosh.

He gives you just a bit to adjust before he takes your hips, bouncing you up and down his cock, pulling whines and moans and “Ka-ah! kazuha kazuha please please harder ple–– yes yes like that please,” that has him seeing stars every time he fucks into you. 

Kazuha kisses you, nipping your lip and pulling a whine that has him fighting the urge to cum deep inside of you right then and there. His breath grows ragged with every deep fuck into you, every moan of his name, and every time you sob at how deep he’s going. When you mumble, in a small voice, “Kazu–– Kazu, I’m close,” his grip tightens, his thrusts quicken, and by god you’re not sure if you’re going to be able to walk tomorrow.

“Go ahead baby,” he murmurs sweetly, pressing a kiss to your temple that contradicts the rough way he’s fucking you. “Cum for me, yeah? And then I’ll come inside you and you’ll have to keep it inside you all the way until we get home.”

And you’re so good for him, he thinks, as you cum from his voice. You tremble and bury your face into his neck as you whine his name, telling him how good you feel and how much you love him, even when your outfit is all messed up and his suit is gonna have to be washed tomorrow. He holds you down by your hips then, cock buried so deep inside that you gasp, and he fills you up with his cum. So much you could cry, so much that you wonder if it’ll ever come out. 

He comes with a groan of your name, ragged and sweet, and thrusts up into you a little more before you whine from the overstimulation, and he’s pressing a much sweeter kiss to your lips and a gentle ‘love you’ to your cheek.

You lay there, cheek on his rumpled blazer, catching your breath as Kazuha strokes your back. His cock is still inside you, and you can feel his warm cum dripping out of you a little.

“Okay baby,” Kazuha rouses you, sitting you up. Despite how his hair is mussed and there’s a healthy glow on his cheeks, his eyes are still bright, still hungry even as you gasp for breath. He presses a kiss to your lips and smiles. “Let’s get you home, yeah? Then I gotta replace all the cum you’re leaking, sweetheart.”

[kingsholomon]

TEXTS THE BROTHERS HAVE SENT EACH OTHER

crack headcanons hehehhehhehehe

LUCIFER

“Mammon. Date him if you want, you’re a grown ass man. I don’t give a fuck who and who doesn’t enter your glory hole. Have you seen Asmo? Why do you think I care.”

“Leviathan, you are grown. Are you seriously afraid of your little brother? He’s so incelic compared to you I don’t.. i don’t get it.”

““Levi yer depression room is not a W, nor is it an epic gamer moment, get therapy and clean your room, please.”

MAMMON

“Alert Alert!! Levi quick pretend yer asleep Lucifers comin’ round yer corner!!!!!”

“Listen asmo, i ain’t care bout yer goddamn sex life! shut up!”

“Beel can you describe to be what the hell ya did with ya teammate back there, without using the words ate him out?”

LEVIATHAN

“Lucifer that is one. big. L. no i won’t elaborate, ur not cool enough 4 elaboration.”

“So why is it that my little brother gets the bulging pecs and all the girls?!?! AND GUYS?!!?! Beel, hand it over you have too much!!!!”

“Satan, stop hitting on Solomon! what do u mean ur not? u wanna get in his pantaloons so fucking badly!!!!!”

SATAN

“Belphie do you think Lucifer weats boxers or briefs? Or maybe thongs? or maybe lace panties? just for research purposes tho”

“I think that Asmodeus dating solomon is a recipe for horror and we all have to be prepared for their morbid “fun” stories together.”

“Belphie, just set shit on fire. who’s gonna stop you? me? nope.”

ASMODEUS

“Beeeeeeeelllll~ come on, hook up with your team captain????he’s hot! pleaseeeee~ do it for your big broo~~~”

“Lucifer, I think that you and Diavolo need to have a heavy make out sesh to clear up this stuff in ur friendship hunny”

“Solomon is my hubby. always and 4eva!”

BEELZEBUB

“Belphie, Im not sure why you want to set our house on fire, but if you do please make sure everyone is you know… outside the house.”

“What do you all mean I can’t just consume a whole living ostrich? It’s in the human world, it has wings but can’t fly, it’s practically useless, whats wrong with taking it out?”

“I can be in a silly goofy mood too, you know”

BELPHEGOR

“Lucifer, you were dreaming when you saw that knife in my room. oOoOooOooooOoO~ dreeeaaaaamiiinnnnggggg~“

“so yeah i made a friend today at school today and they carried me out the window and flew me around and then i clawed them in the face :3”

“do demons stop breathing after being stabbed once or r they fine, asking for that friend i clawed in the face btw”

[z3nitsusgf]

Comfortable misery

Scummy boy denki

Warnings: DARK CONTENT AHEAD, groping, coercion, humiliation, rough sex, black mail, dubcon (drinking and drugs involved), exhibitionism, cervix fucking (?), mean denki, dry humping, oral (m and f receiving), gang bang, voyeurism, afab fem reader

Hi my loves I hope you enjoy this, please heed the warnings tho!! This is a lot darker than my other drabbles <3

Scummy boy denki who gropes you when you give him a hug, not even trying to be subtle when he’s grabbing your ass or tits. Who laughs when you yelp because he pinches your nipple too hard, giggling when you scream cause he welts your bruised ass that’s still healing from him smacking it.

Who gets you to fuck him in his dorm at university and then tells all his friends about it; telling Sero, Shinsou, Kirishima, even goddamn Bakugou about how wet and tight your cunt is. How much of a slut you are, letting him bend you over his shitty twin sized bed and pounding you till you went numb. Who shoves his phone in their faces and shows them the nudes you sent him, of you spreading your pussy lips in front of your mirror or you in the pretty little lingerie sets he makes you buy.

Scummy boy denki who’s always peer pressuring you into joining his parties and then shoves a joint into your mouth, making you chug grey goose or whatever cheap alcohol he could get his hands on. “Just a few drinks.” He whines, refilling your cup over and over till it’s more than a few drinks. Mixing your liquor and drugs, making you blacked out and whiny. Waits for you to come onto him, and palm at his boxers.

Let’s you hump him like a dog in the middle of the party, dress pooled around your waist as you grind against his bulge, the rest of his friends grinning on the couch and laughing. Whispers in your ear about how good you look riding him in front of all these people, doesn’t even say anything to the ones who pull out their phone to record. And then when you yell and cry the next morning he’s saying, “that was all you baby, you’re the one who decided to be a whore.” While smoothing your back and nipping your neck, dipping his hands into your skirt and petting your cunt, and while you snivel at how your reputation is ruined he’s pinching your clit and telling you a way that he knows to make you feel better.

Scummy boy denki who doesn’t want a real relationship, won’t call you his girlfriend and gags you try and act all lovey dovey, but god forbid you go on a date with another person. Suddenly their dropping you and calling you a slut, because someone anonymously sent them videos of you gagging on an certain blondes dick. And when you come banging on his door, he’s pulling you inside and pretending to be sorry. Eats you out so that till you forget the reason you were mad at him. Pushing his head away because he won’t stop.

Scummy boy denki who fucks you in public because he loves when you’re humiliated, likes taking you to the communal showers right after games and brutally pounding your sopping cunt till you cream and gush all over his hips. Revels in the way you start to sob because you can hear the laughing and schlick pumps of the other guys jerking their dicks in their fists. Who grips your plushy sides and makes sure he hits your cervix till your legs wobble, knees buckling as you black out from the pain and pleasure.

Scummy boy denki who lets his friends use you. Tells ‘em your free range, and that they can fuck you whenever, wherever they want. Likes to watch you choke and drool over Sero’s long dick, throat bulging as tears stream down your face. Pumps his cock while he watches you struggle to fit Katsuki’s thick cock till your split open and ruined for anybody else. But his favorite part is to see you absolutely wrecked and stretched from all of them, thinking Bakugo was the worst of them, till Kirishima is stepping forward and can’t even get his head into your loose pussy.

Watches you drop your jaw and barely be able to push Eijiro’s hips away from you, watching his friend pin down your wrists and bottom out all the way until his hips are flushed to the back of your thighs. Who cant look away at the sight of you spasming over his cock, creaming already before he even pounds into you. Denki who’s got a tight grip on his leaky cock as he watches you get broken by all of his friends.

Scummy boy denki, who is your savior by the end of the night. Fucking you one last time and filling your overused pussy with the last round of cum. Your poor womb flooded with multiple rounds, so fucking full you swear you’re gonna leak for days. And because he’s a piece of shit, he pushes on your lower tummy and watches the slick stream like a goddamn waterfall. Makes you jerk and orgasm one last time before your vision is fading into black. And denki is smiling and kissing your cheek. “Thanks for all the fun babe, I can’t wait to do this again.”

Scummy boy denki who leaves you like that in your room, passed out and covered in cum. Dried white on your chest and shoulders, covered practically in head to toe. Leaking pussy and all. Not bothering to clean you up or make sure you’re okay, who takes one last picture of your fucked out and jizz covered body and is leaving your room, whistling and grinning as he scrolls through the videos being sent to his phone by his friends.

But hey, at least he shut the door on his way out <3