#god’s strongest soldier 😔
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Everybody romanticizes kink scenes and nobody talks about the very real effect of being super sore days afterwards and being god’s strongest soldier about it
#big baby? no#god’s strongest soldier 😔#torn between writing a formal scene write up#and just being cheeky like ‘oooh we did the BEST SCEEENE’ on social media#it me#Ari adventures
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Okay okay FINE due to popular demand (2 people) i'm proud to announce I'll be cosplaying tits out no thoughts in brain Dorm Malleus at Anime Expo 2024 see u there godspeed 🫡
#I still have major depression but if I don’t order this costume right now it’s not gonna get here in time#ppl are gonna see me from behind and be like#wOW ITS MALLEUS DRACON–#and then I’m gonna turn around and stare like this with my cleavage out in front of God and Crowley#fuck#it turns out i have to measure my calves for his fucking heels i hate him why does this sound like an impossible soul crushing task for me#why do i have to wear heels to a convention please no god no#i did that once when I was 18 and im sad to announce i am no longer immortal nor am i god's strongest soldier#im gonna chicken out last minute and wear my balenciaga sneakers#do you think the lord of malevolence would rock that drip?#i disappear for so long and i come back like this...................... goodbye to my weakest followers 😔 im sorry i couldn't be normal
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just found out I'm going to miss the brazil sprint race
#f1#god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers fr fr 😔#brazil gp 2024#formula 1#formula one#f1 memes#george russell
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i want to give davrin a little smooch but i want to give neve a little smooch but i want to give emmrich a little smooch but i want to g
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UNDERRATED MOMENT: Hira holding back his primary instinct to please Kiyoi out of consideration for Koyama
#utsukushii kare#my beautiful man#1x04#hira kazunari#gifset#*#//#shoutout to Hira internally whining because it's not socially acceptable to kneel at Kiyoi's feet in public#god's strongest sub- soldier#battling the hardest battles#shhhh it's over now baby 😔#it may be no consolation to you but I can guarantee your rejection hurt Kiyoi just as much as it hurt you 👍
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working on my wips even though I want to cast on a new project and i'm being so brave about it
#knitblr#if you guys even care 😔#god truly does give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers 😔
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*violently sucks down my Caprisun while thinking about gutting my enemies*
#Isa's legendary shitposts#shitpost#every now and then i make a shitpost that seems like it has 10k potential and it never pays off 😔#gods strongest soldier or whatever /j
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mcu wend–[gunshots] bu-[knife slashing]
I can't take people who calls mcu Wanda...."Wendy" seriously...like come on it's 2024 and almost 2025..I thought we leave that shit in 2021😭
#mcu Wanda is a freaky ahh white girl..yes i know yes she's a terrible white woman i know i know that's still my blorbo#i will die defending her ong😭(what happened to the class cieric?)#can't even stand to read or hear the name “wendy” i am traumatized [ww2 shell shocked soldier meme]#“wendy–”HER NAME IS WANDA MAXIMOFF! SHE'S A VARIANT OF EARTH 616 WANDA DJANGO MAXIMOFF#yes i am obsess with probably one of the terrible adaption of Wanda...yes i am not ashamed she's my own personal Jesus#am i pathetic? yes...is she also pathetic? yes... were made for each other 😔✋#oh pathetic white girl were really in it now....aba ginoong maria napupuno ka ng grasya#god lord 2021 - 2022 me was at my strongest...the post-wv discourse is hell but dsmom is literally like fighting satan with a butter knife#mcu Wanda they could NEVER make me hate you☹️#she's just also a Wanda variant y'all...😔✋she ain't doing nothing to the main queen#leave the pathetic white girl alone [me on fighting stance]#god...never have i ever thought i would be going hard for a white girl but here we are#wanda maximoff#idk#txt post
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:( I have to fulfill the responsibilities I signed up for. sad day to be alive
#English speech contest and cram school 😔#didn't write it last night because Tired#it's summer break but cram school is 10am to 5pm 5 days a week#free me from my prison I'm gods strongest soldier out here#I need to write now because. forgor
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yall i am fighting for my LIFE right now my tummy hurts so bad
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we are sitting at the bottom of the ocean, huh
at least we're not alone <3 we have each other <3
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Tired Dude Maker / 眠いメーカー
Link to the Picrew
Made by @papercwipping here on Tumblr!
#Tired Dude Maker / 眠いメーカー#a Picrew a day#a-Picrew-a-day#picrew#picrews#Picrew link#cute Picrew#I KEEP MAKING QUEER ROMANCE STORIES OUT OF THESE#<- god gives her toughest battles to her strongest soldiers 😔#caps in tags#tw emojis#fantasy Picrew#picrew link#from the queue
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NEED to get back into drawing soo bad
#the yuo are just a litle hater meme starring agu and the 70ft tall mystra.. it is so clear in my mind 😔😔#completely sans gale. agustín just has a Deep Resentment for her lol!!#i prayed to u soso diligently at age 12 and again at age 24 and age 36 and what did you do? NOTHING#meanwhile i suffered like god's strongest soldier 😑 now you are like the dust mote to me 😒#this is a fun thing between him and gale too.. when they meet‚ mystra is almost like. a fairy tale being to agu yk#like mystra is neeeever coming to help you bro.. and then the#*number 1 mystra interacter enters the ring. like wha HUH........#mystra real?.... mystryl? 🤨🤨🧐#anyways. it is ESSENTIAL that agustín does NOT introduce himself a sorcerer because brooo. the ire of gale would be never ending lol!!!#sriracha.txt#🦖
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#i........... i really should start this show YES. You should 1000% watch Succession. So much television nowadays looks gorgeous and well polished, but it covers (increasingly poorly) for bad writing, and even the best actors can only do so much to sell it. I've become really tired of this. The last tv show that met this bar for me was The Terror, and that was only 1 season, so it didn't require the heavy lifting of a multi-season show.
Succession is, in my opinion, one of the best written shows in the modern television era. It's truly a masterclass on how to craft an intertwined ensemble piece, each with their own show-don't-tell backstory, and deliver on subtle yet powerful story arcs every single season, each one building on the previous.
Also ... I will be obsessively watching the fourth (and last) season when it comes out, so you might want to mute my posts starting March 26th ^_^
Adfkjhkfjd! So nice of you to take the time to send an ask!
Okay, so to confess the truth, I did start Succession once, but like the first 8 minutes (there was some team meeting and both Ken and Roman were bringing their A-game) were soooo second-embarrassment heavy for me at that moment that I couldn't go on. (I know some stuff thanks to Tumblr osmosis, and I think I would like it - I do really wanna see Gerri in action, for a silly example.)
(I also wanted to start The Terror, but I'm very-very afraid of that, to tell the truth! I tried to Google it without spoiling everything, but even like that, I'm terrified that Terror'll fuck me up in bad way. 😄)
You present a very convincing argument, for real, I also thirst for layered and smart shows, with complex characters. So…. March 26th, the new season starts… So… Potentially, if I, say, binged all the three seasons - which I totally have the time for - I could get in on the new action 👀? Interesting.
#thank for asking! 🥰#fuck you might just convinced me#we have national holiday tomorrow#i could - potentially - start it#oh no....#im gonna start it aint i?#oh maybe it was more than 8 minutes#i remember logan wandering around#and greg in the costume#point still stands#the meeting was hard to watch#im not god's strongest soldier 😔#ask
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no greater suffering or more strenuous plight than that of an "well actually.... ☝️🤓" bitch that manages to actually keep their mouth shut this one time
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I wish I could write
#I HAVE SO MANY AUS#but I don’t have the time or the talent to draw comics or write fics for them 😔#need to pull a comfymoth and post about an au and hope one of my friends writes it for me /silly#10piecetalks#like. I have this whole idea for a multi chapter/multi part fic for this au I’ve never posted about#but I have the writing capability of a mollusk#fic/song/poem writers you are gods strongest soldiers and I am amazed by you every day#there are absolutely zero thoughts in my head. nothing behind my eyes
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