#god this is so fucking good

[mychlapci]

While he doesn't miss the inhumane living conditions of the pit, one thing Megatron misses about his gladiator days is the post victory spoils. In particular, he misses his prize minibots. It was rare to compete for a minibot of your own, which was only an incentive for mechs to push harder and fight more brutally, making for a great show. Many gladiators would frag their mini bots until they broke, but others like Megatron preferred to use them as toys. Megatron had a small harem of minibots of various sizes he'd shove up his valve to feel them thrash and squirm. He particularly liked the ones who'd try to fight back and bite and scratch his protoform..

He was a changed mech now though. As good as the spoils of victory were, he was never interested in going back to that life. The lost light was more than enough for him now, he enjoyed the peace that came of their victory lap around the cosmos. He liked the comfortable relationship he had with Minimus, it felt good to let himself be pushed around for once in the bedroom.

Minimus eats out Megatron's valve better than anyone. He doesn't just go at Megatron like a desperate horny mess like most bots would in the past, Minimus likes to take his time making Megatron really soak the berth in lubricant fluids. He sucks on Megatron's node, being as small as he is it compares to the feeling of Minimus swallowing his spike. Megatron couldn't say he's never met a minibot as small as Minimus, but he hasn't had one so close for so long. Even Rumble and Frenzy weren't as small as Minimus, and they were built to be compact. From Megatron's interface panels to his pedes, when Minimus laid between Megatron's thick thighs his pedes would just pass his knees. It made Megatron feel even bigger than he was, but he never saw Minimus smaller. He knew exactly how large the bot was, it was part of what made him so wet.

Megatron would press Minimus' face into his valve and grind the minibot into him, desperately needing more. It was a pleasurable torture for Minimus' to drag foreplay on for so long, but Megatron was getting restless from not being able to overload yet. Minimus' glossia doesn't reach far into Megatron's valve, but he knows where to go to please his partner the most. Minimus brushes his calipers with his glossia, making Megatron jolt and buck into him. Minimus' helm pops into Megatron's head with no resistance, the sudden fullness making Megatron overload on the spot.

His overload pushes Minimus back out. Minimus is wide eyed and stares at Megatron with shock, he doesn't have to read Minimus' field to see the confusion on him. Megatron apologizes for getting too overwhelmed, but Minimus interrupts him. Suddenly the bossy little mech seems shy, almost ashamed when he ask Megatron if he's done that before and if he could do it again. Minimus was leaking fluid from his closed panels, Megatron couldn't say no to a bot so needy.

It takes some rearrangement, but Megatron feels more full and well fragged than he has in years. Minimus was buried so deep in his valve only his legs were stuck out of his valve. Megatron held his little thighs in a sturdy grip and fucked himself with the enforcer while Minimus by that point had his whole fist up his own valve. He never imagined he'd love being stuffed up another mech's valve so much, had someone told him even yesterday he'd love the feeling of transfluid smothering him and coating his plating, filling his mouth every time he opened it to cry out in another overload, having his whole body massaged by squeezing calipers, he would send you to the brig and make you attend a seminar on sexual harassment. Being crushed on every side by that perfect warmth wasn't the only thing Minimus was getting off to in the moment. If he listened hard enough, through his own clogged vents and the noises of Megatron's internals, he could hear his partner grunt and whine for more. Minimus wasn't just a toy, he was a good one, a useful one. Megatron needed him in his valve, it made him feel so good to be wanted.

Hrgghh... Megatron accidentally popping Minimus' head into his valve is so hot. He forgot to be careful for a moment, needed just a little more, a bigger stretch.... His fluttering valve swallowed him up so easily, he really just popped inside.

And Minimus has never been this aroused ever in his life. He loved how dark and hot and welcoming Megatron's valve felt, he enjoyed the way the calipers were so powerful they were able to squeeze his plating tight to his protoform, suffocating him in transfluid... And the sounds Megatron was making as he thrust Minimus into his valve were delicious, desperate and frantic as Megatron lost himself in the pleasure of it...

They definitely make this a regular activity.

[beat0s]

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO READ SURVIVING ROMANCE

[unhclywater]

It is not wrapped, but left in the living room. 

This photo is taped onto one of the ears.

“The things I do for you. This strange person sold this hog head to me after none of my farmer vendors could find one big enough. It came from California. You owe me. - Malachi" 

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[humming-fly]

was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

[pennythemechpilot]

@pilot-ryley

Titanfall 2 fanart :D

[swedenis-h]

We do not have time to unpack that rn! (X)

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[mipexch]

I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

[sasseebeee]

just reached act 5 of isat and i haven't even gotten out of dormont but whenever siffrin does anything im looking at my computer like this

[kimjunnoodle]

World's messiest divorce™

[xpupslxtx]

he got off work early and i didn’t know nor did i hear the door so he walked in on me jerking off (he’s never walked in on me before) and oh my god. the way he laughed at me and teased me and the “well someone’s busy” and then ripping off his shirt and pinning me down and jerking my cock himself while continuing to make fun of me and my “deer in the headlights” look when i got caught and saying how cute my embarrassment was and his laughing and “holy shit” when he felt how wet and hard i made myself agakshfldhdkshskhfjl i came 3 times in his hand

[bubbarnes]

from zurichfilmfest' twitter - january 14, 2025

[lotus-pear]

i love you royal trio (minus akechi)