#god this is so cooooooool

[blackaquokat]

Hi Kat~

I hope you're doing well! You've graced my inbox several times, and more often than not, your asks give me little bursts of inspiration for snippets.

If you're comfortable sharing, I was wondering—how would your MC make Chris/Jade or the parents suffer? Or, if you're not up for answering that, I’d love to hear some details about your OCs!

Either way, I hope you're having a great day/night, and I’m looking forward to seeing you in my inbox or the comment section!

LEA!!! HOLY SHIT, HI!!!

My god, this is such an honor, I'm not even joking!

Okay, so when I first mentioned my MCs, I was still using previous OCs from other IFs , but now I think I've OFFICIALLY adjusted them into true Love & Leases fashion, so I'll do a post about them later with picrew images and everything, but in the meantime--

Peridot "Dot", my Cam-mancer (formerly Genevieve), would not go in with the Intention of making anyone hurt. It's easier for her to just cut them out of her life. BUT, that doesn't mean they won't be seeing her around. Dot posts on socials fifty times more than she ever did before, because suddenly it's like this entire weight is off of her shoulders and well, Cam takes too good of pictures not to post when they're finally together.

Dot honestly just decides to live well with the knowledge that her family and Chris will never be allowed to touch her existence again. That being said. Doesn't mean Dot won't be passive aggressive. They might get, "You are Not Invited to the Wedding" Invitations in the mail. Jade might get a piece of jewelry in the mail: something that she gave to Dot years ago because she didn't like it and though it was more to Dot's "taste", and it was something that had been given to Jade by Chris or her parents. so when that comes in the mail at a strategic time, it won't be pretty.

Jumana, my G mancer (formerly Quinn) on the other hand, has Fuck Around time. If she hadn't been so shell-shocked when finding Chris and Jade doing the Deed, she would have been grabbing inconvenient shit right there with Cam. Would have grabbed Chris's favorite shirt/underpants, cut them up, and then mailed them back. Would arrange friendly dinners with ALL her family's friends, be on her absolute best behavior when spending time with them (which she's not known for with Jade and her parents) so that her family looks bad for their decisions to support Jade and Chris.

She would find the time to tell Chris at one point that they were a rebound from G. Would remind Jade that if Chris cheated on Jumana, what would stop them from doing the same to her down the line? Or reminding Jade that the spotlight can burn, so be careful where she seeks it. And well. Jumana doesn't exactly keep what happened a secret. So that spotlight might burn Jade faster than she expects.

Anyway, those are my initial thoughts. Now that I have their characters more fleshed out, I'm excited to work with them more to fit the story! I'll make sure to tag you when I make the intro post for them!

[thisfuckingdork]

[lunetual]

TURNING POINT (PROD. JOOHONEY) Performance Video ✧ DKB

[devilsrecreation]

TLG Human AU shenanigans

Tamka: Kiburi!

Nduli: Kiburi!

Both: KiburiKiburiKiburiKiburiKiburiKiburiKiburiKiburiKibu-

Kiburi: What?!

Nduli: Sorry Kiburi, we just wanna let you know something!

Kiburi: Yeah? And what’s that?

Nduli: We love you, Kiburi :)

Kiburi: ….And?

Tamka: And we want a Nokia N-Gage

Kiburi: No you don’t! It went defunct it 2006!

Nduli: Actually, it was in 2007

Kiburi: You know the year it went defunct! Why do you want it?!

Tamka: Cuz it looks cool!

Kiburi: You said that about the OUYA Ya bought last week

Tamka: The OUYA doesn’t have any games

Kiburi: I told you that before we bought it, neither will this!

Nduli: But Kiburi, it’s so cooooooool!

Kiburi: I don’t even think you can play games on that thing! It was a phone service!

Tamka: But Ucheshi said this stuff was awesome!

Kiburi: ……….Boys, stay here

Nduli: Okay, Kiburi.

*Lake Matope or whatever the human equivalent is*

Kiburi: Have you been telling them to buy outdated electronics?

Ucheshi: Yes.

Kiburi: WHY?!

Ucheshi: Because you hurt my boyfriend, fuck you, dude.

Kiburi: Ucheshi, I swear to God-

[quotidian-oblivion]

I am doing Inktober, and got inspired by "Ah, The things I do for you" for Day 17- journal, and wanted to share!

I changed his verbage slightly just cause I like when Damian sounds like a posh Victorian child lol

AKAJDJNTNSKAJDBWKOAJFBTJQOXJBFKAOCNNFOAICNGBSKXJBDOSJRNTKSJXBSNJSC. DKS F DJC SUFORJHSIDOABD EIWUDHOWO4JTO28URJDNF WKEI49UTJ2OQMFNTIWUCUEWK IS9EYROWOSHFNE WOFU9WHR EKCI2JDNTPSINTNYKWIXHDBTKS ROEIURO29E7HKSKFNWLOAJFBRLDJJSJFODKAM

*dies*

OH MY GOD I LOVE! THATS PRECISELY HOW I IMAGINED IT AND YOU PROJECTED IT ON PAPER SO WELL!!!

I love the cursiveeeeeeee

And how the texture of the wood is painted!!!

And oh- THE PAW! Alfred the cattttttttt, ofc Damian would do that lmao

This is so freaking cooooooool!!!! May i please link it to the fic??

(Fic in question:)

[respectthepetty]

I just want y'all to know that I know there is color coding in Shadow, but I just can't fuck with it. Not under these conditions.

Hold on. Trasher Bangkok. This is Director Jojo's old company that he founded. Why did this take me seven episodes to register? And now I see why it got an international release. It's all making sense now!

Nai, is that you, player? I'm so proud of you, babe. You're doing great! I love you.

These two are stupid and deserve to get caught! But who dafuq is the nurse's daughter?

Dan saying he hadn't seen the shadow in a while yet he *just* had sex with it an episode ago. Okay, liar.

AND IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

AND NAI SEES IT!

OH, SHIT! I can't cope. What is happening?! Dan knows Nai saw that right? RIGHT?

In front of God and all of his saints, Daniel? Go confess your sins.

BUT WHY?! Why must I suffer with the character?

But why do you look so good right here, Dan? Now, I'm really worried.

Oh, I see why.

Like father, like son.

So . . .

Second half in December? Cool. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

We have no idea who those twins were in the funhouse? Why Dan saw all those students like that in the art room? And who the nurse's daughter is, but cooooooool.

not cool

[sillygoofyqueer]

I'm so fucking gone right now but my god you're lucky that I'm not spilling any spoilers for Losing Hope because I'm going to FUCKING TRAUMATISE THAT FUCKER THE FIRST MOMENT I CAN OUT OF PURE AFFECTION AND LOVE. I HAVE AT LEAST THREE SONGS READY FOR THE COOOOOOOOL ASS SCENES AND LET ME GIVE YOU A SPOILER. FAREWELL WANDERLUST BY THE AMAZING DEVIL. ONE OF THE BIGGEST SONGS WITH SCENARIOS ATTACHED.

[molsno]

playing aitsf while high is always such a blast for me because weed fills me with such childlike wonder. a while back I got to the part where date interrogates iris, who I already knew wasn't really iris, and I started flapping my hands with glee and squeeing about how cool it was gonna be. and I was right, it was one of the coolest scenes in the game up to that point! in this timeline, date has barely even seen iris, so the fact that she's so suspicious is intriguing. she has shown her ability to be manipulative before, but could an 18 year old girl like her really be the killer? watching date get up to start pacing in circles around her as he presented evidence to her in that dark interrogation room was absolutely thrilling. the drama! the pressure! so cooooooool!!!!

god, and then immediately going into her somnium with that haunting, unnerving music, in a dark and creepy-looking warehouse, and seeing clear evidence that she has memories of being involved in the serial killings six years ago hit like a freight train. it gave me such a rush it sent shivers down my spine. weed makes horror so much more exciting, I'm so glad I was high during that part of the game

[sleepy-vix]

you actually seem so cooooooool what the fuck

WHAT ?!??!?!? THANK YOU :O you seem so damn cool aswelllllll. i just followed! i can't wait to see you around my dash 🐈‍⬛

OH GOD THIS IS LATE - i realsied i accidentally drafted instead of posting 😭

[vacantgodling]

formatting this is gonna be a bit wild however some sixteen candles nonsense. for those unaware this is a wip that is all based in a group chat (think discord) where the names of threads, usernames, etc all change. but the main point is they’re all queer besties who’ve known each other for 16 years and they get up to Shenanigans!!

(if u need anything else clarified just ask. remember: all typos are there for a reason so if things are unreadable i’ll also clarify)

the proposal

tw(s): mentions of sex, drug use, cursing, bad spelling, lots of slang

usernames:

Nanette Rosenfeld -> Nanette

Ranger Pellish -> ranger danger

Vanilla Vega -> VaniVee

Roger Grant -> no

Tucker Hayes -> TUCKerware

Nanette: So I have some unfortunate news to bring to the class.

TUCKerware: oooOoOoO stry tme!

ranger danger: did ur teacher spring a surprise mid-term on you lmao

VaniVee: or!! :000 you had a overnight shift at work you didn’t want to do because your supposed to be spending time with us this weekend!!!

no: What happened nan?

Nanette: My girlfriend broke up with me.

VaniVee: OH NO NETTIE ; 3;

TUCKerware: shld i bet some1 up?????? was she a bicth?

ranger danger: b i c t h

ranger danger: god i hate u lmaooooo

TUCKerware: if i hd th gif i woulda put it hre

ranger danger: found it

ranger danger: i have that shit SAVED

no: Am I the only one who Didn’t know nan had a girlfriend?

no: Just me?

no: ok.

ranger danger: no lol i was going to ask the same thing

ranger danger: young lady, you didn’t even tell the class you h a d a girlfriend

Nanette: It was short lived. We were only seeing each other “officially” for 2 weeks. I don’t like to introduce people to you all unless we’ve been together for at least 6 months.

VaniVee: omg 6 months??? is this why ive never met any of your girlfriends nan?? >:((

TUCKerware: we met stphanie!

ranger danger: stephanieeeeeeee she was so cooooooool

VaniVee: i don’t remember a stephanie :((

Nanette: She wasn’t worth remembering. After the second time she told me she’d quit cocaine and she didn’t, I realized that it wasn’t worth the effort.

no: COCAINE

no: NAN WHAT

no: THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER???

ranger danger: y i k e s

Nanette: This is why I don’t introduce you all to my girlfriends.

ranger danger: bc you always pick the bad ones?

Nanette: That, and because introducing them to you all is like introducing them to the family. There’s no point in introducing you all to someone who I don’t think will be permanent.

VaniVee: aww nettieeeee ; 3; ilyyyyyy

TUCKerware: nanny ilysm

no: <3<3

ranger danger: none of you all love nan as much as me

ranger danger: i love u baby <3

VaniVee: wait but what happened with this girlfriend???

ranger danger: yeah why so soon

TUCKerware: u kno i thro dwn 4 u nan

TUCKerware: say th word n i GOTCHu

Nanette: Said by the same man who calls me ‘nanny.’

TUCKerware: nuuuuuuuuuuuu

TUCKerware: ur liek my mom nannyyyyyy

ranger danger: can u imagine nan being a mother because i can’t

ranger danger: i feel like she’d leave her kids at the mall if they pissed her off

VaniVee: i can’t see nan being pregnant tbh,,,,, . n.;;;;

ranger danger: GAG

TUCKERware: mby getting sm1… :eyes:

Nanette: When I went on a date with her this afternoon, she brought up the topic of marriage.

no: I love how nan immediately ignored all of you haha

Nanette: I was a little taken aback since like I said we’d only been talking for two weeks at this point.

ranger danger: gag

VaniVee: ….. how did she bring it up?

Nanette: She said: “I was scrolling on your instagram, babe, and I see that you take a lot of pictures with the same few people, but definitely with this one guy. Who is he?” She then showed me a picture from my page of Ranger and I.

ranger danger: which picture

Nanette: The ferris wheel one. When we went to Kony Island for my cousin’s wedding.

ranger danger: lmao the one from like 3 years ago

ranger danger: why is she scrolling back so far lmaooo

ranger danger: my hair was so bad in that picture

Nanette: I think she picked that photo because on the third picture, you were kissing my cheek.

VaniVee: i somehow feel like i know where this is going ;;;;;;

Nanette: I’m sure you do, Vani.

no: I don’t.

TUCKerware: nithr do i frfr

ranger danger: she jealous or something

Nanette: I assume so. I told her that you were my best friend, and she said “Oh, so like a gay best friend? Like, gay lesbian solidarity?”

ranger danger: at least she clocked me for not straight l m a o

TUCKerware: i dnt hve a gaydar bt mine goez off whnevr ur around

no: I had a nightmare about ranger being straight once.

ranger danger: god don’t tell me about it

ranger danger: u may give me nightmares lmao

VaniVee: what did you say nan??? :00

Nanette: I told her that Ranger was bi, so you could call it ‘queer solidarity.’ However, we’ve known each other for 16 years so he is genuinely just one of my best friends. I wasn’t sure how else to respond to her question.

ranger danger: why do i feel like she asked u if we’d ever fucked before

ranger danger: like ‘oh is that how u realized u were gay’

ranger danger: as tho m/f friendships can’t exist lmao

TUCKerware: bt u nd nan DO fck smtms

ranger danger: i mean but that’s irrelevant to the conversation l m a o

ranger danger: if nan got a girl and didn’t wanna fuck me cuz of that i mean that’s chill

Nanette: You aren’t necessarily wrong. She didn’t seem to like my answer when I said that you were bi, so I asked if there was some kind of problem with that, or what she was trying to imply. She then said that she wasn’t sure she wanted the two of us to be so close.

no: Like in general?

Nanette: Yes. As friends. I didn’t mention anything about sex.

VaniVee: :////////////

ranger danger: LOLOLOLOL

no: uh….

TUCKerware: lls iz she joshin

ranger danger: I’M SORRY

ranger danger: IMAGINE THINKING YOU CAN INFLUENCE SOMETHING THAT’S BEEN AROUND SINCE BEFORE YOU’D BEEN THOUGHT OF

ranger danger: its the audacity for me

no: What’s wrong with you and ranger being friends? You’re literally dating *her*, aren’t you?

Nanette: That’s when the wedding part of her question came up. She asked: ‘Since you all are so close, would he be like, the best man at our wedding?’

ranger danger: if u ever get married nan, i fucking better be

ranger danger: i will cry if i’m not

VaniVee: speaking of weddings, i was going to ask you to be my maid of honor whenever i get married nan!! ; 3;

VaniVee: i would love to see you in a champagne dress it would match ur skintone so well ; 3;

Nanette: Vani I would do anything for you.

VaniVee: OR!!! you could wear a champagne jumpsuit if you’d like!

VaniVee: i just want to see you in champagne!!!!

VaniVee: or rose gold?? :000

TUCKerware: wht colors wld u prefer vani?

ranger danger: wouldn’t you like to know, lover boy

TUCKerware: Shut The Fuck Up.

ranger danger: LMAO he had to use big boy words for that one roge

no: hahahaha

Nanette: I told her that it would be too early to consider a wedding between the two of us, and as it were, I would marry Ranger before I married her. However, if I were to get married to anyone else, he would be my best man without question.

ranger danger: nan what are you saying

ranger danger: like bby if you wanted to get hitched that’s all you had to say <3

Nanette: When do you want to go to the courthouse?

ranger danger: oh my god forreal

Nanette: I need health insurance.

ranger danger: TOO RIGHT

ranger danger: but no seriously would you actually marry me

ranger danger: not in like a romantic way because like

ranger danger: ew

ranger danger: but in a platonic way?

ranger danger: like ur my soulmate nan

ranger danger: u get me.

ranger danger: i know i’m like ur side hoe but like hear me out

no: Is ranger proposing in our group chat right now?

TUCKerware: shhhhhhh i gt th popcorn

ranger danger: ur the only person i would ever want to sign off on my medical shit

ranger danger: and like owning a house with you sounds lit?

ranger danger: i know we don’t have to be married to do that but like

ranger danger: nan idk how to tell u that ur my favorite person on planet earth

Nanette: You just did lol.

ranger danger: NO BUT LIKE

ranger danger: i know you don’t know what i mean but you know what i mean

ranger danger: right???

ranger danger: ugh finish your story i’m thinking way too hard about this

Nanette: If it’s any consolation, I don’t think you’re thinking about this too hard. In any relationship that I’m in, if they aren’t cool with you then I’m not interested in them. You come first for me, always.

VaniVee: I’M CRYING??? THIS IS SO SWEET?????

ranger danger: YOU’RE CRYING I’M WEEPING

ranger danger: NAN WTF DON’T VALIDATE ME LIKE THIS

ranger danger: I’M A NUISANCE

Nanette: Yes, but you’re my nuisance. My favorite headache.

ranger danger: even over ur girl tho ??

ranger danger: i guess i don’t know what you’d be getting out of getting hitched with me

ranger danger: aren’t marriages supposed to be like a romantic thing ??

ranger danger: idk u allos explain this to me

no: Well technically marriage’s are just saying this is someone I trust enough to conjoin taxes with for the rest of my life.

no: So I don’t see why you and nan couldn’t get married.

no: You’re both financially capable to have a successful union

TUCKerware: lls rogeeeee

no: Is it obvious that my views on a successful marriage have been skewed?

VaniVee: i’ve heard about friends getting married all the time!!! aside from all the benefits like roge is talking about, being best friends and wanting to put that relationship before anything else isn’t weird!!!! i’ve seen people talking about it online!!!! especially aromantic people!!!

ranger danger: huh

ranger danger: sometimes i feel like i’m bad at being queer lol i know nothing about this stuff

TUCKerware: sme bro

TUCKerware: bt liek. its not liek theres a LAW sayng u gtta b in LUV to be married

TUCKerware: liek ukno romanticlaly

ranger danger: *romantically

TUCKerware: so if u and nan want to get married because you feel the most comfortable with each other and no one else can get between you two, why not?

ranger danger: damn he used real words for me and everything

Nanette: It’s not something we have to make a decision on right this second or anything. But I do hope you know that your fondness is more than definitely reciprocated, Ranger.

ranger danger: i’m actually crying at work rn i hate y’all

TUCKerware: dnt get it in2 th beeeerrrrr

TUCKerware: i shld pck u up frm wrk 2day

TUCKerware: im arnd there rn lol

TUCKerware: wht time u gt off?

ranger danger: whenever you’re clocking in big boy

ranger danger: i’ll see myself out

TUCKerware: ;))))

ranger danger: i get off at like 9 i came in early tonight so i’m coming home with shit money

VaniVee: :((((((

VaniVee: but that means you’re free this weekend right!!!! RIGHT???? >:((

ranger danger: LMAO yes queen i took off for our sleepover

VaniVee: good <3

VaniVee: and roge, you’re still coming right?? you can bring mittens!!

Nanette: Ah, yes. The Feline.

no: <3<3<3 I’ll be heading over in a bit! I’ll stop by the store to get some extra food, if you don’t mind me using your kitchen, Vani?

VaniVee: roge i am begging you to use my kitchen.

VaniVee: I GOT A LAZY SUSAN SPICE RACK JUST FOR YOU!!!!

no: Vani!!!! You’re too sweet!!!! No!!!! I’m gonna make you so much cake!!!!

VaniVee: YES!!!! CAKE!!!!! <3<3<3

ranger danger: also don’t worry future wife i have ur allergy meds

Nanette: Thank you, future husband <3

ranger danger: !!!!!!

ranger danger: i think that just killed me actually

TUCKerware: llssssss

VaniVee: im gonna start setting up for the sleepover!! see y’all soon!! ilyyy <3

TUCKerware: ily2!

ranger danger: see how he’s the first to respond roge lol

no: hahaha

TUCKerware: I Will Shit In Your Mouth

ranger danger: do it pussy

Nanette: Boys, behave.

no: See y’all soon!

ranger danger: my boss is yelling at me to get off my phone lol whOOps

Nanette: Vani, I’ll be there soon.

VaniVee: kk <3<3

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Meenah Peixes

Act 6, page 5263

DAVE: yeah i saw it

DAVE: i was looking up in space doing a little monster gazing right

#daves private chill time #eldritch red lobster #bargain seafood buffet #bored

DAVE: when suddenly i thought my glasses shattered

#ben stiller almost fucking tornadoed in his grave

DAVE: but it wasnt the shades turned out it was space itself that cracked

#fuckin relief #best bro gave me these

DAVE: and i listened and i heard the screams and killing and stuff

#monsters dying #ghosts dying #atrocious problems

DAVE: havent slept well since that

DAVE: well i guess im sleeping alright at the moment

#oh yeah #i forgot

DAVE: cause im here in a bubble talking to you but yeah in general my shuteye has been boned up the protein chute

#troll anatomy #lewd #maybe?

DAVE: keeping myself busy with awesome projects helps a bit i guess

#awesome projects

MEENAH: then you must want to kill the guy even worse than me

MEENAH: why dont you join me we can fly away and fuck him up together 38)

#what good is a cape even #if you wont fly away to clobber badguys

DAVE: nope

#nah

DAVE: appreciate the offer but im just gonna hang tight and work on my ebubbles

#dave_ebubbles

MEENAH: e what

DAVE: ebubbles theyre awesome

#how is this not awesome

DAVE: its just some ridiculous shit i figured out how to do here

DAVE: this whole place runs on memories so ive been messing around with that

#just as long as you dont ask me how #we are cool

DAVE: turns out i dont even really need the internet for shenanigans i can just exploit the afterlife

MEENAH: the fuuuck

MEENAH: i know youre down in the dumps kid but that sounds like a stupid waste of time

#stupid waste of time

MEENAH: now come on lets go whale on a cherub

DAVE: nah

#yes lets #just fucking with you #no

DAVE: i mean

DAVE: i think i might be "supposed" to kill him anyway?

#air quotes

DAVE: thats the feeling i get like there are all these clues about that ive kinda noticed

#remember that bullshit about the pimp being in the crib? #hahaha oh god

DAVE: so if i am THE GUY that needs to take him down then fine ill do that if and when i get hornswoggled into some big showdown with a ridiculous green space pimp or whatever he is

#i heard he has a gold tooth #are you fuckin kidding me

DAVE: i dont know i think im not really cut out for the whole reluctant hero shtick

#im better at comics

DAVE: like the whole scene is so obvious and trite and i cant even tell if my reluctance is ironic or if im playing it straight

#reluctant before it was cool #and before i was willing

DAVE: like ill wonder if im being reluctant enough to cut it or if im actually just being reluctant to be reluctant

#how reluctant do you even have to BE to DOOOOO something like etc etc #sbahj

DAVE: it turns into like meta reluctance and then all i can think about is how fucking stupid the whole thing is

#i also think about puppets sometimes... #unrelated

DAVE: i think im probably just too self aware for this hero bullshit so dont even waste your time on me

#ironic self pity

MEENAH: wow

MEENAH: sooooo cooooooool

MEENAH: NOT

[tsuki-sennin]

Submarine mushrooms! Wrestling ants! Valvarad's antagonism! All this and more on these episodes of Kamen Rider Gotchard!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Tune Up!

-They fly now?!

-Y'know this Valvarad guy is pretty based, blowing up sexual predators.

-"Thanks for the help, man! I don't know what I'd have- Hey wait a second."

-Oh Spanner, you're gonna be an interesting one.

-...though in fairness, if I watched this when I was in this show's actual target demographic, I'd probably wanna base my entire personality off of you from Valvarad's design alone.

-Fun fact, in alchemy, a singular upright triangle represents the element of fire, and the connotations of love and passion.

-Very fitting for the themes of this season.

-"Hotaro???"

-Nothing stops information from bursting out.

-"He's sooooooo cooooooool~!"

-Rinne's not particularly enthused by your heroism.

-Treasure boy.

-"Golly, I don't know..."

-"I'll give you two holos for one mantis man."

-Energyl... Sasukemaru...

-"New friend~! :D... Kill him!"

-Spanner has no patience for your bureaucracy.

-Right okay, top brass, that means they're definitely evil.

-I know how secret societies in Kamen Rider work!

-Spanner's smile is a little disconcerting.

-Insect spotted!

-Oh hey there.

-That poor ant! Release them!

-I respect how seriously Hotaro's taking Atropos.

-Oh, Lachesis, you are...

-Definitely making waves somewhere.

-I see... so, the sisters become Insect Malgams?

-Course, I'd imagine once the season really starts picking up we'll see them branch out more.

-Get pheromoned, idiot.

-"Yeah okay, we're done here!"

-A labyrinth~!

-Ants! Ants! Hordes upon hordes of them!

-"Awwww, really~? It doesn't seem to make her all that happy... Daddy'd probably be real proud though if he wasn't so dead~!"

-I love Lachesis so much already.

-Aw, Rinne... :(

-That's a far worse betrayal than some institution.

-This is the good shit right here.

-"Go home Ichinose. Let me be consumed by the ants."

-Make his mom smile...

-Make everybody happy...

-All wonderful goals.

-There we go~! Up and at 'em, kids.

-Sodapoppin and Ninja. Two streamers at once.

-Ah, the old card shuriken trick.

-I used to try and perfect that all the time as a kid.

-This show is peak fiction.

-Deploying torpedo spores!

-"Ichinose, you motherfucker, don't-!"

-

-Gotchanko!

-Gotcha, Gotcha~! Gotcha Burning Fire~! Gotcha, Gotcha! Gotcha, Shining future~!

-Antrooper~! Sorry about that, sweetie.

-Man... that's some serious power behind

-"My mana reserves have run dry."

-Oh hey, this is the wild form from 4 Aces and Black Fox.

-"Gimme that, Ichinose >:( You're welcome, Kudoh-kun :)"

-"Culinary genius in the making~!"

-..."what exactly... did you do?"

-Wrestleman up next.

-What high schooler is this energetic so early in the morning, goddamn.

-My man!

-Of course... the questions linger.

-Ah, name! Got a name! Glion!

-All I'm getting from this spelling is a village in France and a medical school in Switzerland.

-I see neither of the "younger" sisters like their boss very much.

-Golem Goriki...

-Yeah idk what you expected

-Oh, I know this guy!

-Yukio Naya, he's part of DDT Pro-Wrestling! I see people on Twitter talk about him sometimes.

-"Not bad, dude! You wanna be even stronger though?"

-"Dude, you learned basic math in like... kindergarten."

-Oh really now???

-

-"I think it's time we made the trade back.../"Give the boy his card back, wench."

-T

-Sen... pai?

-Wrasslin'!

-In fairness, we are trespassing.

-Wrestle gal~!

-Chemy?

-Protection racketeering.

-"No alchemy on civvies."

-Holy shit that's a

-That's a dude!

-A whole figure.

-Tag partner...

-Just like you and Rinne.

-Guns

-Renge! It's chemy time!

-I'M THE GUN NOW

-I love how wild and volatile this show's creativity is.

-Goriki.

-Golem Time.

-"Oh my fucking god, he was Kamen Rider this whole time!?"

-"Is that all you got, ya little jabroni?!"

-Valvarad with the steel chair!

-Baby face!

-Don't you dare, Spanner.

-"Move it."

-Is he

-Is he wearing a clip on tie?

-Rinne :)

-"Goriki the Golem. He's a murder machine, a heartless monster who'd slobberknock his own fans."

-For the love of the sport and putting on the perfect show... you're one hell of a guy, Mr. Asahi.

-Wrestler G...

-I'm

-I'm actually crying right now, what the hell

-A future alongside the Chemies...

-"You need to train against that murderous finisher of his. Your spine depends on it."

-Wrestler... G!

-Oh fuck

-"Hotaro! We're gonna train like hell!"

-Hotaro has developed extreme spinal injuries.

-It's time

-"Well... if it isn't Baby Face Jobber."

-Wrestler G!

-In this corner, the reigning champion! Standing at a whopping 6'7" and weighing over 240 pounds! He's got a body of stone and a heart just as hard and cold! Goriki the Golem!

-And in this corner! Our challenger! Back in the ring once more to put the hurt on! The ramblin' wreck, with a growing card deck! Kamen Rider Gotchard! Gotchanko AntWrestler!

-This is so hype, goddamn.

-No sell!

-Oh!

-Millionfold!

-Asahi's here!

-Ooooooh!

-That's the good shit right there.

-This is a fantastic finisher theme.

-Gorillasensei...

-"Off to jail with you, son."

-Man...

-Mr. Asahi...

-"This is no place for you anymore."

-The dream...

-This hurts... in such a good way...

-A dream like this can never die.

-What next?

-Oh fuck, Spanner focus.

-Seems like we have another guy to worry about.

[objectsworld]

I realllllllllllllly wish I worked in the warehouse department where all the coolest pipes are.... I still swoon over that fire extinguishing system daily. Its so cool. I really appreciate their design and the way they go through the whole building is soooooooo cooooooool. But theyre hidden in the ceiling except for in the warehouse. Thats the only place you can really see them. And like god I dont know how to describe why I like them so much but jesus christ. Jesus.

I know Ill have to go into the warehouse tomorrow morning to get stuff so I'll look forward to that :D

[vvatchword]

Imagination Nugget

So I went to a ketamine retreat. This shit ain’t cheap. I went into yet more debt just to do it. But my therapist told me that people come out of it with long-term benefits. See, I have what they call treatment-resistant depression, otherwise known as “I have seen the face of god and he wasn’t that great”. It is a reverse high. The Reverse Uno card of mental health. The thing that happens to Lovecraft main characters when they see the true nature of the universe. Y’know.

The retreat was held in a turn-of-the-century house downtown. Gorgeous old thing. Enormous 8-foot-tall windows, original glass and clasps, wonderful porch that directed breezes oh-just-right, Grecian portico for some reason (?). (Just goes to show that you can have money and no taste in any time period.) Cracked me up that I was lying on the drawing room floor getting high with a bunch of strangers. Man, imagine how pissed-off some Victorian grandmadam would be about that shit. “You were doing WHAT in MY drawing room?!”

I was only nervous once and it was because there were eleven people crammed in 300 square feet and I was about to caveman-spongebob right out the window.

Can I ask y’all a question, though

Is it possible to engage with drugs holistically without all the touchy-feely stuff? Or the strange religious overtones? Because I felt pretty silly. I could tell one of the other people there was also super not into the tone. Like you and me buddy, you and me both. And the thing is, I see why they’re doing a lot of it. I’ll take the meditation but why are we burning sage and must there be crystals everywhere? They had one of those baked amethysts sitting on a table--you put an amethyst in an oven and bake it a while and it’ll turn yellow so then you can market it as citrine. I’d even rather have the bad painting of the jaguar on the second-floor landing than a hospital setting. But also... like... they talked about the trip as a journey. You know what I did? Sink into my own brain and have the zoomies. It wasn’t a journey, it was a house party with me as the only guests. I didn’t see any visuals and I was always aware of where and when I was. Ketamine, like THC and Adderall, slows time down for me. Also, I became a brain in a meat popsicle. That was fine. I loved it.

I started it out thinking, “This shot ain’t SHIT.” I quickly ended up with, “This shot ain’t... oh shit oh shit cooooooool byyyyye” Buzzing waves flowed up from the bottom of my brain to the top over and over and over and I was just the happiest damn human being who ever lived. I started getting worried about the fact I wasn’t worried, then thought “Nah” and floated off doing mental backflips. I thought about my brother at one point but I wasn’t even mad. I was like “Yep there he be” and cartwheeled outta there. At one point I realized I could conceivably let go enough to achieve ego death. I wasn’t afraid of it; I just didn’t want to do it. So I didn’t. I just played with all of my toys in my own brain. It was like I was given permission to ignore the outside world and all of my fears and worries completely, which happened to be all centered around my physical motherfucking body and where it is in space and time and its relationship to other human beings. Also, at that point I had paid an ungodly amount of money for a clinician to look after my prone drooling form, so I was able to surrender literally every care on Earth and go sprinting after every mental earworm I have ever had. Story idea? Sure! Think about what I can use this for in my story? Sure! Imagine how pissed off the original owners of the house would be that I’m doing this here? YESSSS

I am told I just lay there completely still, which is great, as I thought I was lying completely still. Because I lay still, I was offered a second dose, which means I got MORE KETAMINE. Just like in real life, people never know that I’m actually having a party inside of my own brain.

“Are you okay?”

“yyyyeaaaah :)”

“How do you feel?”

“Good :)))) Izzz powerfullll”

“It’s powerful? Would you like more?”

“Yezzzzzzz”

and you know what

I GOT MORE B))))))

Man drugs are great. Who’s gatekeeping this shit? Give me this shit. Every day. Give me all this shit. 

One of the things we had to do was go into this ceremony with an Intention. What did we want out of our trip? And I just said, “Honestly, I just want to go with the flow. I don’t care. I want to see what happens and I just hope I get something good out of it.” Out of my laundry list of psychological hangups--which included despair, unbelievable rage, suicidal ideation, deep and inconsolable grief--you’d think I’d have found something. Nope. The element that stood out to me wasn’t even on my fucking list.

I realized how much I loved retreating into that specific part of my brain to play with my toys in my imaginary space. And what’s more, that’s totally possible without any drugs at all. I had such a powerful experience there that I can show you where it fucking is just by touching my head. It’s still buzzing as we speak. I realized suddenly that I hadn’t been giving myself any time to go there. I had always gone there in childhood, but the older I got, and the more concerns I picked up, the less I’d let myself retreat to that space. It wasn’t because I felt ashamed of it or anything; it’s because it’s so deep and internal that it takes my eyes off the road, as it were. If I sink into that place too deeply I can get into real trouble lol--I’m talking about walking into traffic or a wall or something--and I don’t feel safe descending into it when there are people around--and at some point I just fell out of the habit of going there. 

I described it to my attending physician as an “imagination nugget.” She insisted on calling it a “gift.” Look, you can’t go to a gift. You can, however, go to Imagination Nugget.

I realized I should make time in my day just to completely let go and sink into my little space to play with my toys. And honestly? That’s a great realization to have. Spend more time with myself doing nothing but mental play. GIVE that time to myself, don’t just do it at the end of the day--that’s another thing I realized, that I only give myself time to do that when I’m in bed trying to sleep--which is WHY I HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING. Because I’m trying to put Imagination Nugget time into my Sleep Time. Durrrrhhh

Also we did art at the end. I felt silly about that too, honestly. I wanted to go home lol. But I did make... art...? In retrospect, I should’ve made it terrible on purpose. But when you spend $800-fucking-dollars on something you treat that shit SERIOUS ok

[s0lar-ch3ri]

ITS SUCH AN OPSCURE DETAIL BUT THE TOOTH GAP ITS SO COOOOOOOOL

HER HAIR IS SO VIBRANT AND COOL

I LOVE THE BLUE CLOTH!

THE LIL STOMACH WRINKLE MAKES ME HAPPY FOR NO REASON HELP

THE DRAW STRING IS GREAT

GOD I LOVE IT ALL BUT I GOTTA POINT OUT THE LIL THINGS

i love my inventor of safe sex (/ref to an ep)

post jay ferin when they LEAST EXPECT IT hehehhehehehe… >:3c

notes for her design under the cut!

[varilien]

vash, you haven't changed