#god this is embarrasing why do i say these things publicly?

[data-draws]

i've never been able to figure this one out, either... most other "sexual" body parts have a biological, nuerochemical, or psychological explanation, as do most fetishes/kinks... but the ass? There are no particularly sensitive nerve endings that would cause an associative emotional response, nor are there any specific neurological phenomenons that would immediately tie the ass to sexual pleasure/preference. Maybe it's simply the proximity to other sexual organs? Maybe it is simply its resemblance of the pectorals/breasts? Whatever the case may be, (most likely it is a combination of the two aforementioned, but I find it highly unlikely that mere association could produce such a large response in such a consistent way across humanities cultures) I'm sure It's a perfectly reasonable thing to be attracted to, although these days I find myself being less and less accurate with what those around me consider attractive, I need to revamp my skills in recognizing human beauty, i'm afraid my model of it is a little outdated and does not take into account an individuals childhood influences enough... I'm also aware that I have a tendency to oversimplify physical responses to emotional stimulae, so if you have any other ideas or genuine, actual research, please, please let me know of it!

why do people think butts are attractive

it's literally just skin i-

[majaloveschris]

https://www.tumblr.com/majaloveschris/724890806186573824/i-have-been-in-the-pr-camp-but-admit-that-it?source=share

HALLELUYA!!! MAJA YOU FINALLY SEE THE TRUTH. it was indeed justin and ab in chelsea video and people have try to tell you many time!!!! my god im so chock that a pr blog can for once see what is clearly in front of their eyes. i know you dont believe chris and ab will get married, you will only believe when it happens but it will also mean that all the time you spent "debunking" to make it fit pr you were wasting your time fooling yourself and fooling others. some people learn their lessons through pain and through embarrasement.

What are you talking about? I went back to take a look at my posts I made about this topic, and at first I said it was Justin, then that it wasn't, and now that it actually was him. I don't know if you've sent asks in about that man being Justin or not, but saying people tried to tell me "many times" is a bit of an exaggeration.

And don't say that it's only me, or team PR that tries to fit things into their narrative, because I can most certainly remember team real people trying to explain why Alba doesn't wear her ring publicly," aka, ever. I don't really understand what you expect, since most people do this. You either believe it's real or not, and no matter which side you are on basic things like this trip, it won't convince you otherwise. I think we all should admit if something is obvious, like this time, that it definitely seems they spent time together, but people do this. They try to fit things into their narratives. And yeah, this Bermuda triangle (Tara's follow, Chelsea's post, and Justin's post) won't convince me it's true! Just like the fact that she didn't walk the Ghosted red carpet or the fact he dropped his hands in Central Park didn't convince any team real people it was fake.

I don't think being wrong is an embarrassment. I'm here to share my opinion and my thoughts about this situation. We are grown people here, and I'm not responsible for whatever anybody is thinking about this. We are all capable of making our own decisions and having our own thoughts. Whatever I say, that's my opinion; anybody can agree or disagree.

If I'm wrong, then so be it. The only reason I want me to be right is because I don't want him to turn out to be somebody I thought he was not or the exact opposite of someone he's portrayed himself as. And yeah, him marrying someone like Alba would mean that.

[hournites]

Court Just Wants a Nap

An hournite fic

~.~

Courtney sighed, dropping her schoolbag on the floor of the Pit Stop. She was tired and had been craving a long nap on the couch in the garage loft ever since she finished her history test. She’d spent all night fighting Shade with Yolanda, so really she knew her low mark on that test would be inevitable and disappointing. Sometimes being a high school superhero sucked.

Mike’s friend Jakeem was over at their house today, and whenever those two boys were in the same room together, calamity ensued. She knew she wouldn’t be getting any rest there.

Courtney climbed up the stairs to the loft, tying her curls up in a messy bun distractedly. She glanced up for a second and froze with her hands still up in her hair. Her jaw dropped and she clapped her hands over her mouth before she let out a mouse-like squeak.

The couch wasn’t empty. Rick was climbed over Beth’s body, his hands on her face, cradling her cheeks and kissing Beth from an inch of her life. Beth’s arms were wrapped around his back, tugging at Rick’s shirt eagerly like she wanted to rip the fabric off. Courtney was so flummoxed she stood there like a gaping fish.

She didn’t even know they were dating! Forget far enough along in their relationship to be publicly making out. In her step-dad’s garage. On the couch Courtney wanted to sleep on.

The shock wore away to confused excitement, and she realized she’d have to interrupt before she overhears of sees something she really would rather not.

“Um??? Hello??”

The two jolted apart like springs. Rick wiped his mouth as Beth stared at Courtney, panting and wide-eyed.

“C—Court! Hi!”

Rick raked a hand through his messy hair, flushing in a way Courtney had never seen. “Hey. What’s up?”

“What’s up!? What’s up? You two are—“ she gestured at them, spluttering. “Look at you! I—Beth, you told me you’ve never had a boyfriend!”

Beth grinned sheepishly. “Not before Rick!”

“Oh my god! And you!” Courtney put her hand on her hip, glaring at him. “You’re supposed to be looking after the shop when Pat isn’t here!”

“I am!” Rick insisted. “This place was empty until you showed up.”

Courtney marched over, forcing them to make room for her to plop on the couch in between them. They sat up awkwardly, Rick pulling his shirt back in place, Beth pressing down the creases in her jeans.

“So....” Courtney said.

“So...”

“So...”

“Why the secrecy?” Courtney asked finally, side eyeing Beth. She had taken the two minutes to get over her shock to decide she was happy for her friends because she always quietly expected that they had a thing going on but she never really wanted to pry. And she definitely didn’t think they could’ve kept it to themselves. Boy, was she wrong. Still, she wanted to know.

Beth and Rick glanced at each other over Courtney’s head.

When the silence persisted, Courtney continued. “Has this been going on for a while?”

“Yeah,” Beth said softly. “Since Christmas.”

“And it’s not like we were hiding it from you, specifically, Courtney,” Rick said with a grimace. “It was more of like hiding it from Pat. And you’re not good at lying to him.”

Courtney scoffed. It may have been true but he didn’t have to be so blunt about it. “But why??”

“Don’t tell me Pat wouldn’t be like...” Rick lowered his voice, mimicking him, “‘No dating within the JSA! It always leads to disaster and pull of focus. And we can’t afford that at this stage.’”

Courtney stared at him. “That was really creepily on point, dude.”

“See!?”

“Besides,” Beth continued with a coy smile. “We kind of like sneaking around.”

Rick flushed more. “Beth.”

“What!? It’s true. You were all over me!”

The way Rick looked at her, with that deep, yearning spark in his eyes...Wow, it was intense. Courtney wouldn’t be surprised if he pounced on Beth right over her on the couch all over again. Which would be....yikes.

When Beth went silent, biting one of her nails, Courtney huffed and stood up, deciding she was done here. She kicked them out, pointing down the stairs. “You two go and make-out somewhere else or something. I need a nap.”

Beth looked so embarrased. “We weren’t making out!! We were kissing!”

“Kissing a lot!”

“...Yeah,” Beth admitted after a moment, but she didn’t seem too bothered by the correction.

Rick grabbed Beth’s hand, helping her up from her seat.

“Okay, Court,” she said. “We’ll go now.”

Court face-planted onto the couch, trying really hard not to think about how many times Rick and Beth have been up here, doing who knew what. She needed to drill that girl when she woke up.

Rick clicked the lamp off by the side. “Yeah Court, you overwork yourself. You should rest.”

“Just next time maybe don’t elope without telling me,” she mumbled, snuggling into the corner, letting her curls fling over the edge of the couch like an exhausted slob. She didn’t care anymore. “I kind of want to be a bridesmaid for your wedding.”

She smiled into her corner of darkness after saying that. Maybe hearing their indignant noises in response made this kind of worth it.

[emmarosewrites]

I’ve brough a suprise - Part 1/2

A long ovedue Ellen and Portia fanfiction.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. didn’t participate in the following story. This story does not necessarily reflect my views or opinions on the characters and places mentioned. If someone is to find this story offensive, please reach out.

I woke up and the urge to puke came right away, I ran to the bathroom  before being even fully awoken.

What is it?

I heard Kerry say in a sleepy voice, surely my sprint woke her up. I couldn't respond. Actually, I couldn't even shut the door before I kneeled in front of the toilet and threw up. So there goes yesterday's dinner - I tought to myself as I flashed the toilet.

Honey, what's going on? Kerry and Bellamy both stood by the door with concerned looks.

Scandal was on a press tour and the girls and I ended up shearing a hotel room. I was looking foward to a slumber party, but we arrived late and tired and fell asleep right away. I stood up and begun cleaning myself.

Nothing, I'm fine.

Bellamy crossed her arms and looked at me with that "you are not fooling me" look. I looked at them holding back a smile. Gosh, they were so sweet and we had gotten close, and I really needed to share this with someone. But even Ellen didn't know and I knew she wouldn't like other people finding out before her.

Porsh, what is it? There was a hint of concern in Bellamy's voice as she walked towards me. She placed a hand on my shoulder - You know you can tell us anything. I sighed.

I think I'm pregnant.

What?! Kerry couldn't believe her ears.

You heard her sayed Bellamy.

Yeah, sure - she looked down, seemed a bit embarrased -  but I mean, how? Did you and Ellen took a treatment or something? If you don't mind me asking.

Well, kind of - I grabbed the sink while sitting down on the toilet cover, feeling a bit dizzy. We were so sure we didn't want kids, but then, this desire came out of nowhere. We tought it was too late, and when we asked the doctor if we could use our frozen embryos they agreed the chances where very slim, but it was up to us to try.

I gagged again and they both ran towards me. Before I knew they were holding my hair while I threw up again.

Come - said Bellamy - clean yourself up and we'll talk in the room.

I did so and seconds later we were sitting in a circle in one of the beds as Kerry carresed reasurrengly my tight. I thanked God for this girlfriends moment, it was actually a relief to have someone else knowing.

You were telling us you froze embryos - said Bellamy

We did - I said. Just in case we changed our minds. We decided to give it a go, once, if it worked, it worked, altough it was virtually impossible.

And yet it did - said Kerry, with a smile in her voice.

Well, it might. I'm not sure. Maybe is placebo. - I said.

Wait - said Bellamy. So you think you might be pregnant but you didn't take any tests

I nodded

And Ellen doesn't know?

I nodded again.

Porsh, you have to take a pregnancy test. You can't walk around being prengant and not know about it, it could be dangerous. Plus if it's not a pregnancy you should go to the E.R. and see what's wrong.

She had a point. And not like I hadn't thought about it before, but the symptoms begun once I left on the trip and I didn't want to take the test without Ellen.

I'm nervous - I spoke - and I think Ellen would like to be there for it.

I'm sure she would. But honey, you were projetile vomiting, you should know  exactly what's going on.

Bellamy what right, but I was just too nervous. We had done the incemination knowing there was a 5% chance, I don't think we ever seriously contemplated the possibility of it working.

Look, here's what we'll do. You take the test, we film it, and then you can show the clip to Ellen as a surprise. She can even use it for her show, you know she dies to show you off.

I smilled. Kerry was right. It was the best solution. I couldn't be "maybe pregnant" for a minute longer.

Ok. Now good luck to us getting the test - I said.

What do you mean? - Kerry looked a bit confused.

Well, if three actresses walk into a drugstore and buy a pregnancy test...we wouldn't exactly go unnoticed. And I don't carry those with me just like I don't carry condoms, I'm gay after all.

They both chuckled.

I might have one - said Bellamy - let me check.

A few minutes later we were all three in the bathroom, waiting fo the test to show the results. One of them was hughing me from each side and rubbing my arms and I think it had just drawn on us how big the whole thing actually was. Kerry's alarm went off.

It's time - she said, taking a deep breath and smiling. I don't know who was more nervous.

You girls do it - I said, bitting my nails.

Oh no, you should do it. You are the mommy to be! it's a once in a lifetime thing - said Bellamy.

The words "mommy to be" didn't help, but she had a point. I slowly moved forward, reaching out to the test. I can't!

C'mon girl! - I don't know if Kerry wanted to cheer me up or if she just couldn't contain herself any longer.

Ok, ok, fine.

The cellphone we placed on the sink was recording everything as I took a deep breath and turned the test arround. Two stripes. Pregnant. We had promissed ourselves to be subtle about this, no one else could know. But as soon as we saw it we all screemed in joy, then I covered my face with my hands and started crying.

Honey, it's ok - Kerry was rubbing my back.

You are going to be a mom and we are going to be aunties! - Bellamy was whiping a tear from her left eye.

Say something to your wife - said Kerry, gesturing towards the phone.

Baby - I said between sobs - I'm pregnant.

They both chuckled and hughed me once again.

The press day went well, Kerry and Bellamy where looking after me the whole time: if I ate, if I was tired or if I made too much of a physical effort. Bless them. I knew then that even if Ellen could be a bit upset that I didn't wait for her to take the test, she was going to be glad that I had those two looking after her wife and her baby, I couldn't thank them enough.

So, that was fun - said Kerry, throwing her purse on her bed when we entered the room. We were pretty messy, I hold it together for Ellen at home because she was a clean freek but these girls allowed my messy side to show.

How are you feeling, Porsh? Bellamy asked.

Good, I think other than morning sickness and missing period I don't have much synthomps, thank God.

Really? - said Kerry - No cravings or anything?

Well... - Now that I thought about it, I did have a few cravings. - I mean, a veggie burger won't hurt...-

They chucked.

Good, we needed to have dinner anyways - said Bellamy with a laugh. Kerry then grabbed the phone.

Hi, I would like to order room service

What are you doing? - I asked - I thought we might go out to grab food or something

Oh no. We all had a long day and you need to rest. We are having a girls night in.

Room service got there pretty fast and before I realized we were eating in bed in a circle much like we had done earlier in the day when they convinced me to take the test.

So...there has to be more to you and Ellen's life than inceminations. - said Kerry with a smirk, before bitting on her burger.

I don't know what you mean. - It's true, I didn't. For a second I tought the naughty face meant that she wanted to know our marital details, but I quicky ruled it out. Why would two straight women want to know what two lesbians did in the room? They would surely find it disgusting.

Yeah. We had kown you for some months now, give us the details! I'm sure that glow doesn't come just from eating your vegetables.

Ok, now Bellamy was smirking. Maybe I was right. I blushed.

You are turning red, you naughty!

I mean...what do you want to know? We have a pretty happy life...in all aspects.

They didn't answer, they just moved closer while keeping their eyes on me, they weren't giving up. I didn't know what to do, I hadn't had a slumber party in ages and I never shared the details of my sex life with anyone. Sure I wanted to, we all need advice, support, shearing or venting sometimes, but I just didn't have that people in my life.

You know marriage...if it's a happy one and you truly like eachother then they get the way around your body and it can be awesome. It kinda sucks to be away from her because I'm not used to this...abstinence.

They laughed, and after some crazy stories they share themselves I just couldn't not tell them about the little farewell party Ellen thew for me because of the days we were going to be away from eachother. They were a bit jealous but in a good way, aparently is not common to be that pleaced with a partner after such a long time.

So, mama to be, you are going to have to cut down a little bit on those wild nights you and your woman have. Bless her, it sounds like a constant blast. But for now it will be plenty of water and sleeping and nothing too crazy in bed. Try to be like a mortal for once.

There goes doctor Kerry - Bellamy said and I laughed

It's true, the woman is prengant!

I gluped. I was. Every time they said it out loud it became more real. What if Ellen wasn't that exited after all? What if she didn't like my pregnant body? They saw my concerned face and rushed to confort me as if they red my mind.

Gosh, I'm being such a baby, hormones started to kick already.

Look, the earlier she knows the better. I heard there was a change in the schedule and we are going back to L.A. before continuing our tour in Seattle, you should tell her then.

She is going to be so exited! - Bellamy clapped quickly, I think she was even more exited herself.

Please film everything - said Kerry - Along with the video we just made when you found out it will make a cute story, you can show it to your kid one day.

[petite-neko]

Dissentient - 9

Fanfiction: Dissentient Story Summary: Trafalgar Law wasn’t a lot of things. But the one thing he most definitely was, was a man in denial. But you’d never hear him say that. Instead, he’d just blame that damned Strawhat. Characters: Zoro, Luffy, Law Pairing: Eventual LawLu Rating: T Warnings: Swearing, angst, alcohol use, canon typical violence, mentions of suicide A/N: YOU NEED TO READ THIS STORY FIRST.

Here you go. (TBH i was gunna post this earlier. Like Monday or Tuesday buuuut I’ve have a rough couple days, and this is the first time I’m on my desktop since like... Friday. Or is it Wednesday? I can’t remember xD) I know ya’ll have been waiting.  Now back to bedrest and elevating the ankle OTL

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Part 8 || Part 9: 12.5.3 Embarrasment  || Part 10

Of course.

“It’s your heart? Is something wrong? Chopper! Torao, just wait here, I’ll go get Chopper and—”

Only Luffy. Only Luffy would panic and rush to try and get Chopper to look at his heart.

Granted, right now his heart rate had increased a little, and his insides were squirming and felt a few points of degrees warmer than they should be but…

That was all explainable.

“God dammit Luffy-ya!” He called out, grabbing that idiot’s arm before he ran out and produced a very, very awkward situation. “I didn’t mean my heart is actually damaged you idiot!”

Above all, it was very obvious that Trafalgar Law was not a romantic.

Again: Just what the fuck had he gotten himself tangled into? And why did he even say that horrendous line, or do that or–

(That fucking idiot told him to stop thinking, that’s what.)

“Then what do you mean it’s your heart!” Thankfully, Luffy had stopped his endeavour to rescue Torao from some fatal heart disease and was just pouting at him.

(Who knew, maybe it was fatal…)

(And why? Why was his fucking pout so fucking adorable and since when did he, Trafalgar Law, start referring to things as adorable?)

“I meant it metaphorically… not literally – Agh!” Maybe he really should get Luffy a dictionary so they could actually converse… “What I mean is I did not mean my physical heart.”

(Again, Trafalgar Law was not made for romance. Or humour, for that matter, it seemed.)

And so he sighed, bringing a hand up to his face. “That, I think, I have feelings for you?”

God, that sounded so awkward and uncertain but… he wasn’t certain. He didn’t know what this was. What it meant. All he could do was guess and hypothesize just what he was going through.

“Feelings?”

…Oh god, was Luffy actually thinking?

“…Like Hancock?”

For some reason, Law felt anger bubbling deep within him. Actually, it was reminiscent of whenever Luffy would talk about Bepo all the fucking time. And he remembered when Boa Hancock had boarded his ship. When she was so paranoid about Luffy’s wellbeing. That Luffy had remained there after he had left with Jinbei and Rayleigh…

Certainly the affections seemed one-sided but…

(Luffy spent two years there right?)

No. No. Trafalgar Law was not jealous!

He reached up to pull down the brim of his hat, only to realise that it was still on the ground behind him from when Luffy had pushed their foreheads together and…

Damn Strawhat!

And so he could only sigh and answer the idiot.

“…Maybe?”

Gods, that uncertainty even changed the tone in his voice!

“Was that why you maybe kissed me?” Luffy was chucking, that brat! Where was any of this funny and – fuck Luffy apparently knew that he kissed him but didn’t say anything and— He was leaning in again, putting the ice back up to his eye. “Because you maybe have feelings for me? Is that why you’re always in your head Torao?”

Was the brat teasing him?

This time, Luffy stretched himself a bit before Law felt lips against his forehead. (And he’d be damned if he was to admit it sent warmth down his spine.) “You’re being silly Torao. Just do things and you’ll get your answer.”

Wasn’t that what he just did? Although he had to admit… he kind of liked doing that. Although whether or not that was a rush of adrenaline from doing that or… affection Law didn’t know.

Luffy’s other hand moved to his cheek, the other still holding the bag of ice (it was really more water over ice at this point) on his injured eye. “And kinda doing things doesn’t count.” He stuck his tongue out.

That asshole was teasing him!

“You wanna kiss me, don’t you?” Luffy tilted his head, sounding and looking so innocent. “You wanna know if kissing me is nice, right?” Even that smile on his face, that soft laughter… “Then do it Torao. Thinking about it won’t give you answers.”

That wasn’t – well it was but – what he meant! Did Luffy even return the maybe-feelings or was this just something Luffy was willing to do so Law could get some answers?

“Stop thinking Torao.”

How the fuck was he supposed to stop thinking when Luffy was saying these things and making him wonder if it was even okay and if Luffy even cared and–

Suddenly he was pulled forward and down and there was just this warmth against him. Luffy’s dark eyes were closed for once and he felt his own closing and soon there just was this <u>splat</u> as the bag fell to the ground and Law found that it wasn’t enough. No he wanted more. More. More of that warmth – heat – and he could just drown in it and that he needed Luffy closer to him god dammit and so his hands clutched at Luffy’s shirt, tugging him closer, lips moving and–

Suddenly it was gone and that bastard was laughing whole-heartedly.

“Torao thinks too much.”

Holy. Shit.

His hand fell from Luffy’s shirt as he slumped back, out of breath and speechless and all he could think about was what just happened and how warm he felt…

“Torao likes me then?”

…Why were those words said in such a cheerful manner? Wasn’t this just Luffy letting him figure just what the hell was going on in his head? Or was this that damned idiot’s concern playing again and…

(His head was spinning.)

When Luffy had wrapped his arms around him, all Law found he could do was nod.

(And reeling.)

Because that’s what this was, wasn’t it? Nothing like this had ever happened before and his heart was racing and he just felt so fucking happy and warm and content despite the fact that Luffy probably didn’t return the feelings and–

“Good, cause I like Torao too!” There was a quick pressure of lips against his cheek. “’Cause I like kissing Torao too.”

Wait – wait – what?

“Can I kiss Torao again?”

Act. Just act Law. Stop thinking.

And so he did this time, pressing his lips against Luffy’s again.

.xxx.

How long they had been away from the party – well, Law didn’t know. He was rather lost in just…

(They didn’t just kiss the entire time, but…)

In Luffy.

Knowing that… that it was this, that they weren’t just two pirates in an alliance, they weren’t just nakama, that the way Luffy looked at him was reserved for him it just…

Trafalgar Law was happy.

He was letting go of his inhibitions one by one and now? Well, the way he held Luffy felt different. It may have not been different but, he just realised the ramifications of it. He figured out just why Luffy was so different than Bepo was, and yet also why he shared some of those similarities.

Some of it was spent in silence, some of it was just Luffy blabbing off about this or that or things he liked about ‘Torao.’ And if Luffy had cuddled close to him, well, he wasn’t about to deny Luffy.

He enjoyed it himself after all…

And they spend a good while like this, or at least he guessed they did. Just sitting close, relaxing against one another, and, yeah, a few kisses here and there.

But eventually, Law realised that they probably should end up returning to the party before a search party was sent out to retrieve them. But that also meant… explaining certain things to Luffy.

Trafalgar Law was a private person after all.

“Luffy-ya.” The name was still a little foreign to his tongue but… he liked it. It… denoted something between them. Something as simple as a name… “This? I would rather not display it in public.”

Ah yes, the whining, he expected this. Something along whys and no funs…

“Luffy-ya.” He pressed. “I’ve never been a person who expresses himself publicly, and that’s not about to change. Certainly, yes we can continue what we were doing on Bartolomeo’s ship, but this?” He briefly pecked Luffy on the lips for demonstration. (And to shut him up.) “It stays between us. If it’s any consolation just think of it as you’re the only one who can see me this way.”

Apparently that was enough to convince the idiot. He seemed quite content in learning that there was a side to Law that only he could see. The kiss probably sweetened the deal.

And the way Luffy clung to him? Well, they had been doing it long enough that he supposed he could continue putting up with it in a public front. Not to mention it would probably raise questions if it suddenly stopped. He wasn’t even factoring in just how Luffy would react either… and that most certainly wouldn’t be favourable. The affectionate captain needed some form of an outlet after all.

(The only problem however with this deal was that if somebody decided to inquire and ask the right questions… well Luffy was a horrible liar from what he had heard…)

(He just needed to ensure not to arouse suspicion then.)

Luffy had hopped off him and was running around in circles, and Law could only smile as he watched him.

To be honest, he had no idea what was to happen with any of this. In fact, his entire life was a mess. He had little to no plans and he was now in some sort of relationship with somebody so damn spontaneous and unexpected and…

“Torao is my boyfriend~”

Singing about their relationship and dancing in circles…

(None of this was supposed to happen, but it did.)

Idly, he wondered just what his crew would think about this. About their captain caring about somebody in this manner. Somebody seemingly the complete opposite of him. (And yet, they fit together in some strange way.)

Well, at least he could hopefully get used to it himself before anybody found out.

“I do hope you will not be singing that when we return to the group Luffy-ya.” He said and stood up himself, turning around to pick up his hat. And when he glanced up… that bastard had that damn adorable pout on his face.

“B-B-But Toraooooo!”

Cue more whining. Oh what was he going to do with this idiot?

And so he walked over, leaned in, and pressed his finger on Luffy’s nose. “What did I say about whining Mugiwara-ya?”

And his dark eyes widened before that pout got… poutier. (Law knew that wasn’t a word but that fucking described Luffy right now.) “I like it when you use my name Torao.”

And Law couldn’t help it: he laughed. He said the moniker simply out of habit. “Certainly, Luffy-ya.”

His eyes lit up with joy and god damn it if that wasn’t adorable, Law didn’t know what was!

“One more kiss then? And, and say you’re my boyfriend and-”

“We do need to get back, otherwise they will start worrying and looking for us Luffy-ya.” Law was grinning but, hey, he could oblige Luffy on those two things at least…

And so he leaned in close, his voice a mere whisper, “Mugiwara no Luffy is my boyfriend.” Oh, boy… he really enjoyed the expression on Luffy’s face right now…. His lips curled into a grin before he closed the distance between them.

(He enjoyed that too, but that was established already.)

.xxx.

The party indeed was going on when they returned. Apparently the Minks definitely were the type of people who let go of things people didn’t want to talk about. They looked concerned for a moment before flashing them a smile and saluted them before continuing on with the party

His crew on the other hand…

Well they were looking warily between him, Luffy, and Zoro.

(The Strawhats occasionally glanced in their direction, but mostly out of curiosity.)

Again, it was the young captain who dissuaded the tension: he patted Zoro on the shoulder (but Law could see the squeeze that almost seemed like a warning) and smiled at him. “While I don’t agree with you hitting Torao,” (and there it was again, so it was a warning…), “I understand why you did it Zoro. He… said things that made you angry. But it’s okay, okay? Torao and I worked it all out.”

Luffy-ya don’t say it like that dammit!

The last thing they needed was for Zoro of all people to figure it out…

“It’s in the past and not now. Torao promised me.” Luffy was laughing now. “Well, kinda. As good as a promise as anybody could make!”

Law could only feel the tension tightening. Didn’t the idiot know how that sounded to outside ears? So he sighed and tugged on Luffy’s ear.

“That’s enough of that Luffy-ya. Let’s go sit down.”

The way that Luffy had perked up at the way he phrased things (let’s… let us) made Law smile. The kid could be predictable when it came to the things he liked...

…

He pulled down his hat. He was not blushing.

Trafalgar Law did not blush!

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Just my random facts!

1: What’s the most annoying thing about your best friend/s? - Her Laugh

2: Least favorite TV shows?- NFL

3: Favorite moment with your best friend/s?- P.E. class with cone

4: What’s one quality you would like to have?- Good jokes

5: Name three people of you would: marry,kiss and fuck- fuck AND marry everyone in All Time Low

6: Do you like your full name?- No, I HATE it

7: Tell me your most embarrasing memory- like, all of them

8: Favorite color to wear?- Black or Grey

9: Favorite restaurant?- Red Lobster

10: What would be a good first date for you?- Watching Harry Potter and playing Lego Lord Of The Rings

11: Are you a good wrestler?- nope

12: Are you allergic to something?- Oranges and Apples

13: Would you be a good singer?- maybe

14: Who’s the last person you told “I love you” to?- My father

15: What car would you buy if you had enough money?- 1968 Mustang

16: Favorite song?- Green Day Back In The USA

17: What was your last conversation about?- This quiz

18: Where were you born?- St. CHARLES

19: Least favorite app?- Instagram

20: Tell me two facts about your country of birth- 1st Pres Gorege Washington. Green Day is God's favorite band

21: Do you like wearing sunglasses?- honestly no

22: When it’s a good moment for a first kiss?- what's that? (Sarcasm btw)

23: What are your nationalities?- German-American

24: What would make you drop college/university?- If I could join a band

25: A crossover between two shows (any shows) you would like to see?- FRIENDS and Sherlock

26: Long or short hair?- long

27:A character from a book/TV show/movie that shouldn’t have died?- George Weasly

28: Favorite movie scene?- when Ron Deadly almost died

29:Do you ship more fiction people or more real people?- techicnacolly both

30: Favorite country song?- I HATE CONTRY

31: Favorite John Green book?- Paper Towns

32: Least favorite Ed Sheeran song?- Phototgraph

33: Favorite ship?- Jalex

34: How do you deal with sexual tension?- Eat Pizza

35: Name a celebrity who died that you miss- Gene Wilder

36: Favorite Harry Potter spell?- Accio

37: Something you are scared of losing?- My best friend

38: Someone you regret meeting?- My dog

39: Have you ever been hurt by someone you thought he/she was your friend?- Yes, WINTER

40: Do you easily open up to people?- NOPE

41: What is a gift you love receiving?- Band Merch

42: What is something you could leave easily?- sports

43: Rant about that’s eating you up- I don't do rants publicly

44: If you could make one phone call to anyone right now, who would it be and what would you say?-why ex asking why he dumped me

45:Are you easy to love?- ehh