#god they stink
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it’s the fact that when percy and annabeth graduate from their high schools, annabeth’s estranged family is gonna fly out to NYC
which means there will almost certainly be an awkward dinner with both families.
“hey we’re the chases, the family who neglected, gaslit, and emotionally abandoned annabeth. but we feel really bad and we’re trying to do better.”
“hey we’re the blofis-jacksons, aka the loving family of your daughter’s boyfriend who took her in and loved her as our own after you neglected, glaslit, and emotionally abandoned her.”
except none of them actually say it. they’re all just thinking it.
sally has major mom beef with them, paul is trying to be nice but is skeptical, frederick feels guilty and awkward, mrs. chase is flat out uncomfortable, the twins are causing absolute chaos, annabeth is a wreck, percy’s making jokes every 17 seconds to attempt to diffuse the tension, and baby estelle is just vibin
i feel like a lot of wine would be consumed
#poor annabeth#sally is gonna be giving some major stink eye#you would not catch me anywhere near this occurrence#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#sally jackson#frederick chase#paul blofis#chalice of the gods#cotg#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo
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Source - IG1119
(Artist Patreon and Fanbox)
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry bulge#gay furry pits#gay furry pokemon#gay furry incineroar#until the room stinks until the wellness calls or made until the doordash driver is chucking gatorade thru the window at us mid fuck#drinking his pit sweat like the nectar of the gods it is and saying mmmm yummy! yummy! thank you! after each sip#just a lil peek a boo ballsack#just a lil peek a boo hole
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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
#vincent price#the house on haunted hill#house on haunted hill#william castle#carol ohmart#i love this movie#and this scene#god hes sexy#i want to be locked in a haunted mansion with Vinny#id be on him like stink on a skunk#ffuckkkk#i want him to to unholy things to me#he IS SO SEXY#bicon#bisexual#god#fav#legend#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set
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a merry band of misfits 🦅
#dragon age#dragon age 2#anders#merrill#fenris#varric#hawke#isabela dragon age#aveline vallen#sebastian vael#i hope there isnt much quality loss on dis otherwise its gonna be so tiny :V#art tag!#this was honest to god accidental but i love how fenris is giving the stink eye to his naughty list#salem hawke
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Tw body horror?
Bendy twisty
Since jax is a rubberhose rabbit, wretched jax gets twisty body horror priveleges... gross creature
#god he stinks#i hope its obvious#he has an army of flys /hj#oh he go benndddd#finally drew him with his goblin shark teeth!! woo!!!#put your tongue back in your mouth.#excuse my dog he doesnt have good manners /j#god its 3 in the morning#worth it (maybe) ☝️#Wretched!jax#The Wretched Digital Circus au#my art#the wretched digital circus au#jax#tadc#horror au#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#jax tadc#tadc au#tadc horror au
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#shut up they are so stinking cute i can't handle it#also tyler james williams the king of the heart eyes#protective wife#god they are so cute#abbott elementary#janine x gregory#gregory x janine#gregory eddie#janine teagues#tyler james williams#quinta brunson#4x5#cuties#teddie
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Klarion is underutilized as a character in fanfics because you can make up the most batshit crossover ideas and just say "Klarion thought it would be funny" and it works. He did find it funny. He found it fucking hilarious.
Batfamily in game of thrones. Arrow family in stardew valley. The justice league are in Percy Jackson causing issues specifically for Wonder Woman and Shazam.
#dc#klarion#batman#red hood in game of thrones but his game is called the glock#justice league#wonder woman#shazam#you got a daughter of zeus plus a little mortal boy stinking with a mixture of greek and roman gods#and atlas. an actual titan.#billy would have a shit time there actually 😭 bro is a eight course meal
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bitter tea 🍵
#vtuber#holostars#holotempus#kishido temma#hanasaki miyabi#regis altare#axel syrios#still thinking about the 3D...#WHERE IS THAT POST I MADE LAST YEAR#THE ONE WHERE I WAS LIKE 'WEHHH WHAT IF MIYABI AND ALTARE INTERACTED...'#'BEHH IT WON'T HAPPEN BUT I CAN DREAM' GUESS WHAT#THEY DID! YOU IDIOT!!! IN 3D!!!#PAST MINI!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DREAM ANYMORE#IT'S REAL!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REAAAAAAAALLLL#and altare hugged miyabi like three times I was boutta lose it#they're so stinking cute. I need to put them in a snow globe and shake them#axel as always. funniest bitch on earth I'll kick him into the sun#temma. perfect. no notes. love you big time#the screaming really made this segment for me#just all of them screaming as they try to cross the abyss. god I love holostars#WHO let hanakishi and shiny spicy collab. do you want me gone#DO YOU HAVE IT OUT FOR ME#in case anyone doesn't know this. miyabi has been like one of my longest oshis#he's my everything...#add that and hanakishi and. and everyone knows I love tempus#so yeah. good time.
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#jwct benji#jwct#jwct kenji#jwct ben#jurassic world chaos theory#men being. men#idk they stink individually so they can stink together#I LOVE tehm guys u dont udnerstand#oh my god#benjitoes
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gross sweaty nerd scientist ripping diabolical ass on unsuspecting coworker, more at 8
#yuckyscribbles#if by some miracle of god any of you people recognize the characters the series this is from#first of all: please talk to me abt it in a kink context. I WLD LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND#second of all though keep it on the DL for me#like do NOT maintag this shit id rather be shot#fart kink#stink kink#eproctophilia#eprocto#fart art
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Looking through Tastes of Thedas and I found this little tid bit.
I just love the implication that Cullen looks like such shit sometimes that random Fereldans (and/or possibly the chef) will just drop jars of pickled eggs off in his office, no questions asked. They don't know what's wrong with him but HEY. Pickled Eggs should fix it.
And Cullen doesn't even blink twice, he just pops that bad boy open and shoves the eggs into his mouth like a chipmunk.
#cullen romance#dragon age inquisition#dragon age tastes of thedas#commander cullen#dragon age#I know his breath stinks after oh my god#Eury coming in with her tree bark and her teas and finding him with his mouth full of egg#she ain't kissing him until he goes and rinses his mouth out
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Honestly transformers one deserves a medal for being the first transformers. Thing. In like five years to make me actually like and want to see bumblebee
#God I was. Look okay the market. The transformers market. Is SO oversaturated with bumblebee#Stop making him the protagonist of things please I just want to see ONE new character just one just one new guy#Like he's familiar I get it. The audience knows him. Cute little guy#But also I do not care get him off of my SCREEN#It's not even that I DISLIKE bumblebee. As a character. I liked him in the 80s I liked him in Bumblebee 2018 I liked him in prime#I am just. SO tired of seeing him in EVERYTHING#Bumblebee oversaturation is real and it could happen to you#Anyways tf1 made him fun again. He's quirky. he's silly. He's not an audience surrogate or an inexperienced kid for the adults to teach he'#Literally just some guy. I missed when Bumblebee was just some guy#Also his crippling loneliness and isolation in the dumpster? Yeah man I get it#Also he was funny. Call me a middle schooler but he was FUNNY. I giggled#And even the jokes that didn't land I was never like Oh brother this guy STINKS. And I think that's because the jokes and bee himself never#Overstayed their welcome#So yeah good for them for making me actually like bumblebee again. I genuinely thought it couldn't be done#He's my friend and I like him :)#This is incomprehensible sorry I just really want to share my thoughts on tfone and I haven't had the energy to make any written analysis#And I don't have a car. So I can't watch it in theatres again#Watch in in theatres for me. Please#transformers one#Transformers#Also badassatron was funny I'll die on this hill#Sorry it WAS funny until it became my partner's vocal stim and now they must be SLAIN
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so uh
so Mika met a guy the other day...
#mikamako art#wynncraft#IM GONNA POKE IT#WATCH#HIS HOUSE STINKS BTW#FLESH WALLS? HORRIFYING AMALGAMATIONS?#THATS SOOOOO LAST SEASON MAN#PRETENTIOUS PRICK WATCHING MY ASS#wynncraft oc#anyways#gotta love finding an unfinished bob letter..... at gateway WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE#IS IT CALLED GATEWAY ISLAND BECAUSE ITS WHERE THE REALM OF DARKNESS PORTAL IS#OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT DKJVHBDKJVHBDKJVHBDHVBDKJHVBDHVD#IM GONNA#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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FALLS TO MY HANDS AND KNEES ALL MY PRE-OP VITAMINS SMELL LIKE BUTT AND ASS
#today is the day I start the bromelain and EUEUUAUAUHGHHH HUUUGHHGH#I sniffed the bottle and made the face and sound of that one fish from spongebob. in the theater. after spongebob ate the sundae?#the other ones stink too and I know it's that fucking b12#sergle.txt#oh GOD help me
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"Hi, Dad!"
the future robot Gadget concept made me very very happy. I love you Clone Gadget robot clone son from the future who doesn't exist yet but will do eventually. say hi to your cyborg dad <3
#moom makes bullshit#digital art#art#inspector gadget#clone gadget#inspector gadget mad time party#GIVE GADGET HIS ROBOT SON NOW#god I love this little stink
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