#god somebody kill me
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bubbarnes · 6 days ago
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“... I mean, every second felt like life or death.”
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wessie-in-pjs · 4 months ago
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I think everyone thinks that bakugo would be Australian but he's TOO angry, no, the REAL Australian in my hero academia is Jiro Kyouka. Source: I'm Australian you have to listen to me
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aq2003 · 1 year ago
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(@variousqueerthings he's so melodramatic and sad. it's soooooo </33)
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"i said. i was fine. fine about you leaving. aand.. i'm not. so many of you have come and gone, i never get used to it, think i would've done by now but-but-but. No... just when i think it's all going well, we'll be together forever, you're wandering off to go save another universe or get married—how do you lot fall in love so quickly?"
"well, funny you should say that—"
"i just don't get it. but ehhh, short lives, i suppose. still, so long as you're happy, and you're with the right man, and—he is the right man? Eeehhh—yEs he is yes he is 'course he is, of COUrSe he is, and i mean, i mean, well, no man is gonna be good enough for my donna but YES yes [inhales] off you go! every time, one of you leaves. i'm not ready! i never am, you lot. uuUUhgh. [deep breath]. every one of you, a heartbreaker—"
"that's why you've got two of them, stupid. listen—"
"yeah, i suppose, but it doesn't... make it any easier, you all leave... even the robot dog left me. twice!"
"alright, doctor, i am trying to—"
"and another thing! the universe just never gives me a break! a chance to lick my wounds, a spa day, maybe? but aw, no, Giant Cloud Of Alien Death. well, fine. i'll sort that out. [inhales] one more thing. so many more things. never NEVER never ends."
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marionmorse · 4 months ago
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MARIONMORSE, DROP ANOTHER HELMETPARTY SCENARIO AND MY LIFE IS YOUUURSS 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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do u think... Do you think sometimes when the team has a movie night, when they watch those 60's action war movies like "Von Ryan's Express" and "Battle of the Bulge" or spaghetti westerns like "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" and "Death Rides on a Horse," Soldier pauses during or right after fight scenes or duels or whatever to obsessively overanalyze them. Like, he'll try and turn them into strategies to use on the job, takes, uhm, 'notes', (tactical doodles,) sets up nerdy models using a whiteboard map and improvised figurines, uses these examples when he does those psyche-up pre-battle speeches or during strategy meetings.
'Cause I bet he does, I bet he does that, and it completely kills the momentum of the movie to the point where the rest of the team gets disinterested and slowly leaves him behind to do their own thing.
I genuinely bet Engie wouldn't though, nah, I bet he's enough of a patient kind of gentle kind of man willing to stick through these pauses 'cause he's just that into the movie. And maybe he's just a teeny bit into Soldier's dissections of actiony chaos. Maybe gleans a bit of an understanding of Soldier's thinking that way. Admires the guy's passion about his 'research,' how thoughtfully he gathers details in an effort to help the team. Starts mixing in tapes for these sorts of movies more regularly to their movie night pool maybe subconsciously, maybe on purpose. The rest of the team doing their own movie night. losers.
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amedetoiles · 10 months ago
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shangque really is just a soft sunshine dragon who loves friendship and loyalty and wants his bb demon lord to be the happiest
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dionysism · 4 months ago
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now i know everyone hates troy (2004) and reasonably so because what the fuck was that but that one scene. that one scene of the menelaus vs paris duel where paris crawls on his knees to hector and holds onto his ankles bloody and shaking WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL. not even how it went down in the iliad but oh theres something about this. clinging to your older brother in what you believe to be your moment of death. please protect me. i know this is literally all my fault but you're my big brother please don't let me die. if i am safe anywhere it's at your feet. and menelaus saying if paris won't get up and fight then troy is doomed and hector looking down at him and saying "the fight is over" im sick to my fucking stomach
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trainingdummyrabbit · 4 months ago
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>looking for a new rhythm game >ask the producer if their visuals are supportive or obstructive >they dont understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is supportive and what is obstructive >they laugh and say "its a good rhythm game sir." >play the game >its obstructive
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rubber-glovs · 1 month ago
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IM FUCKING DYING IM COUGHING SO HARD RN OMG I WANNA KMS I HATE BEING ILL I WILL ACTUALLY JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL WHOEVER GOT ME ILL THEN KILL MYSELF I FUCKING HATE THIS
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snzluv3r · 7 months ago
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have a miserable cold on top of the worst seasonal allergies i’ve ever had in my life and i have to say…i take back every single time i’ve ever called myself a sneezy mess because i think right now i truly am a Sneezy Mess. there’s no better way to describe my state of being right now i simply cant stop sneezing and sniffling and i sound like my nose is three times it’s size (it feels like it is too, with how swollen it is from both cold and allergies)
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thatropoenthusaist · 3 months ago
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"I mean, keeping Nexus as a villain sounds interesting but with how villains are usually treated he's probably going to die-"
"We have to kill him." -Solar
"… Aw, damn it."
Anyway, looking at Nexus with big ol' eyes. I hate him (i love his character so much I want to look him under a microscope)
Thougghh some specific lines I do find interesting.
"I realized something. Problems don't need to exist if I get rid of them. If I have nobody to love, I don't need to care when they're gone. So, I ripped out my emotions, stomped on them, and burned them with this new power."
Sounds to me like he was getting exhausted with caring and stressing out about the people he loved so much. If he did love them. I'm assuming he did, despite what Nexus says. (Though it's a cool thought if he actually didn't. Mixing up love with the feelings of needing to protect and care for the people around him because he thought he needed to do that. "Loving" his family because he thought that's what he was supposed to do.)
Maybe when Solar died and he realized how much despair it brought him, he thought how he would survive if his other siblings died. If losing one hurt so bad, what would happen if he lost the others? He wouldn't be able to live with that. So distancing himself and cutting them off entirely fixes that problem. (But he still cares. He's trying to be apathetic but deep down he still cares. Maybe, I don't know his thought process anymore at this point.)
I'm assuming the dark/negative star power is not only killing him, is also accelerating his terrible mental state, sending him down a deeper rabbit hole. It's still him doing all of this villain stuff though so like... shrug.
"I was weak. Now I have something you can never compare to."
Tired of being hurt? Tired of constantly trying to survive life because of the antagonists? Because if he stands at the top, then nobody can cause him any more pain.
"Deep down, I think I always was this."
I want to raise my eyebrow at Nexus but also,,, it is an interesting thought. Simmering hatred(?) of the others and wanting to be stronger (to not get hurt anymore.) that was blinded by loving the others. But I also think he's bullshitting through his teeth. But I actually really like how this is going for Nexus now, honestly. And while I'm still hoping for a redemption arc, as long as he doesn't get killed I don't mind this whole villain thing. The family having to deal with problems caused by someone they once loved? Is a really cool plotline. I feel like this entire post may be extremely obvious, but. I don't know, I'm just putting my thoughts together.
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wolfpoets · 9 months ago
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izzy keeping the note from the crew in the same glove that covers up his tattoo. izzy keeping all of his love tucked away in the same place.
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ratcandy · 1 month ago
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What they don’t tell you about (potential) wrist fracture is OWW is OOW OW OW THIS SUCKS AND I HATE THIS SPLINT
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heartburiedingreece · 8 months ago
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"I thought it would be us."
"It has been us. And when it was us, it was good."
-S3E6 Young Royals
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astoryofsuchwoe · 21 days ago
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i like to hurt my own feelings
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vomitgulper · 22 days ago
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Biggest pet peeve in the fucking world is when some dumbass makes a post being like "this movie is AWFUL AWFUL but also ive never seen it and never will" we just talking about films we havent watched now???? Shut uppppp stop trusting every bit of second hand info you hear
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theinfinitedivides · 6 months ago
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'get the doctor, Parker, now—' 'no need, it'll be over in a couple of minutes.' 'you don't get it, do you? Eliot's not like other foxes. he doesn't play games, he fights to survive! that's his training.'
Eliot's default fight-or-flight mechanism kicking in from whatever the f*ck he's been through for his entire life:
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