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It might be a little while before I actually get the comic out, so here's a small title card for it or something to hold you over‼️
My post where I mentioned this!!!
#McGucket Sandwich 🙏🙏#YES STAN#BECOME THE OPPOSITE OF A HOME WRECKER‼️🗣️🗣️#Home savior🗣️🗣️#anyyyway#I'm off to keep drawing the comic#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#emma may dixon#polyamory#tate mcgucket#give Stan a family or by God help me 👿🗣️#being a step dad would save him guys please 😭#he looks scared cause he's not used to people being openly nice to him 😔🙏
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the mcrib is back
#i was writing a fic - yes#about wade's relationship with the mcrib#and as if by god the mcrib returned#i do not dine at the golden arches but wade's profound emotional relationship with mcdonalds foods in the fanficiton i write is.#very dear to me.#no promises i will finish writing the mcrib fic that nobody asked for .#cable is in that fic so ergo nobody wants it.#i've never eaten a mcrib sandwich. and i feel like i shouldn't.#let wade's relationship with the mcrib be a cautionary tale. it will only end in heartbreak.#we should not fall in love with entities that will come and go and leave your heart yearning.#be it man or. sandwich.#sci speaks#but it is a fun fic about nathan and his time adventures too. wade divulges into all the selfish things he would do.#if he could time travel.#he could time travel to any time period that the mcrib is available.#what would nathan do? if he were selfish. for a change.#would he bend time for a sandwich?#would you?
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i love sonic chicken sandwiches so much it makes me want to ugly cry when they’re gone
#sonic keeps coming up in my posts..yes i’m obsessed#like. 44oz soda for $1.50??????#they had a 2 for $7 deal.#that was 4 chicken sandwiches#and so much soda for less rhan $17#it’s not a surprise i’m fat#i always type this shit out and then stare. oh my god i’m out of control#:3#talk
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"A SOURCE" this fucking fandom I swear- the source is the tabloids (and before that Liam's PR team) but the real omitted info here (other than WHERE, WHAT SOURCE, WHY) is that the articles are primarily focused on Liam and his influencer girlfriend Kate Cassidy announcing a split, for anyone actually wanting to keep up with all the Liam news; yes they will have done that to get the music news into the papers but it is also information that exists and I would like to be informed about. The articles say that she moved out of his house and back to the US.
#liam payne#remember like a month ago when he was like I can't wait to get old with her#oh liam#oh honey#obviously album news is important too and yes they announced it sandwiched in with romance news for a reason#it wouldn't have a got a headline otherwise#but god I wish UAs would just give us the updates and let us sort out what we think about it and what parts of interest#for ourselves#I am not a child I do need you to chew my food for me#anyway the original source is the sun so clearly the story was given to them by liams team#it was then picked up by other outlets such as the one I linked
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what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING GRAZY IM EATING MY TOES
#ive been sleeping on episode nagi THIS TOOK ME OUT MY PUTHAY S(C)REAMED HOW ARE THEY ALLOWING THIS ???? CONTENT WARNING FOR#STEALING MY BREATH AWAY MY GOD im down bad#im on the floor convulsing GOOD BYE#loverboy reo <3#sleep gf nagi <3#—bllk!#im sorry but GOOD BOY??? YES BOSS?? i want to be sandwiched between them immediately#blue lock#nagi seishiro#mikage reo
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on todays episode of "mental health issues that could easily be solved by one single thing that i dont have", GET A MICROWAVE!!!
i just know SO many of my eating related issues (not all obviously but a LOT of them) would be solved if this house just had a goddamn microwave
today i ate like... 1/4th of those small frozen pizzas, 1/3rd of a grilled cheese, and 1/3rd bowl of macaroni and meatballs. and yall wanna know why i didnt eat the whole thing of any of them? its cause my stupid adhd ass took too long to eat and the food got cold. and then i Cannot Eat That anymore. so even though i was still hungry i didnt eat the rest of it and just went back to rotting on youtube shorts and being too hungry to do anything and feeling dumb and unproductive and being guilty of making food that i dont eat. just... feeling like a big ol' waste
but the thing is, if i just
✨owned a microwave✨
i could just reheat the motherfucking food and still eat it and not feel like ive wasted that food. ((because since that food is wasted i feel guilty about making it, so i dont make any more food until next meal time, but then i didnt finish that either cause im stupid and eat too slow.))
but we dont have a microwave. only an oven. and yeah maybe i couldve reheated the 3/4th pizza or the grilled cheese in the oven, but then again the oven uses a lot of electricity. and my mom is always complaining that i turn the oven on, forget that its on for a while, and that im wasting electricity. and i was too tired and hungry to deal with that possibility. plus with the oven theres a chance i forget it too long or have it too hot and burn the food and that would just make me feel worse
but we dont have a microwave, because my mom thinks having a microwave leads to "eating more unhealthy foods that you just heat up" instead of "real food". so i didnt reheat any of my food. so i didnt eat it. it got to the point where it got cold and gross so i just threw it in the trash and hope my mom or grandma doesnt notice.
but if i had a microwave, i couldve reheated that food. and i couldve eaten it. ((and yeah, maybe i wouldnt have ate the whole thing, but maybe half at least? that counts right? well it dont really matter if it counts or not cause it didnt happen.))
and then maybe i wouldnt have been feeling like im gonna faint the whole day and maybe i wouldve gotten literally anything done instead of just scrolling on pinterest and youtube shorts for hours and feeling worthless. and maybe if i ate i wouldnt have hurt myself today
but nope. no microwave. it leads to "unhealthy" habits. i guess not eating enough to count as even ONE full meal is healthier since its not "microwave food"
thanks mom
#tw eating issues#tw self harm#btw to my irl friends. if you see this no you did not#sorry honey if you see this. cause i know you like my mom and think shes really nice#which she is!! most of the time aha#the hurting myself happened bc i usually have sprinkled cheese on my macaroni and meatballs#but i used all the cheese in the sandwich that i binned#which made me feel like such a fucking idiot and a waste#so i started crying#and i took the metal lid from the boiling macaroni pot and pressed it to me leg for like 10 seconds straight#fun fact: im really good at muffling any sound when im in pain. haha#it didnt feel like enough though. my knife drawer had stuff infront of it but theres a loose screw on my table#so i ripped that across my skin a couple times#some blood came out but not “enough” pain#so then i had the very strong urge to hurt MORE#and intrusively imagined what id be like to take a knife and drive it into my stomach#which was a little shocking cause i havent had THAT thought in a while#AND THEN i remembered i have my swedish final on monday and i have to make a speech and i havent even chosen a topic yet#and that ill have to meet the swedish teacher that is the reason for the only times i have ever cried or cut at school#and then i had another like... daydream hallucination thing about telling my asshole swedish teacher#that the reason i dont have a speech is cause i realised id see him on monday and wanted to kms :3#kinda still feel like cutting and i scratched myself with the sharp screw a bit more but at least venting about this helped a little#yall if i look my teacher in the eyes and tell him he makes me want to kms and that his behavior and attitude HAS made me cut myself#and that i pray to god he treats his own children better than he treats his students#think hed let me skip the test? yes or no?#god i feel so dizzy rn#but i dont wanna make more food and have to throw it away. i wish we had snacks in this house#wish’s whispers#personal vent#this was a lot of tags aha
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My mother always asks us the highs and lows of our day over dinner and today I forced three preteen boys and one middle aged woman to listen to me explain why Ivan getting shot three times was the highlight of my day.
Subsequently one of my brother’s low points was me doing that. Killing him with hammers <3
#hm yes alien stage#at the fucking dinner table#in front of god and his homophobic chicken sandwiches
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i finally decided to rewatch Batman beyond recently since I was 4 and everytime I was like wait blight seems so familiar but brushed it off as like me recognizing him from when I was tiny (?) and then I reached like the last episode in season 1 AND BLIGHT IS THR FUCKING MEME THE HUGE MEME OF HIM BEING LIKE DO YOU REALIZE HOW LITTLE IT NARROWS IT DOWN LIKE HES FUCKING THAT
THATS HIM WJAT THE FUCK
#yes i know I’m embarrassing myself moots ignore me but like#what oh my god i had the sudden burst of realization when he was eating his fucking sandwich#batman beyond#blight#laz.exe
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Even though I’m a solid Daddy Price girl needing to be told what to do, Konig in my head is a mix between Lee pace and John Krasinski an something deep down makes me want to put him on a leash an bring him back to daddy price and be like “can we keep him please” 😩
Price is like fuck it why not,but your looking after him! Konig isn’t allowed to fuck you though only Price, but he’s allowed to use his hand an mouth as are you!
Price does fuck you in-front of him though 👍🏽
I’m meant to be in a teams meeting but had to get that out an down 🤣🤣
stopppp john in that pic??? 🥵 its in my head now definitely 😍😍😍
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I know I should be talking to you about how amazing your fic is, but all I can think of now is banana sandwiches. White bread plus a sprinkle of sugar? I now have the craving and have to go and buy bananas tomorrow. (You fic is spectacular, BTW!)
YES WITH A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
(and for me it has to be raw sugar so you get the crunch, and ideally the bananas are a little unripe, but I know that's controversial lmao)
It's so nostalgic and I haven't had it in like a year, but I suddenly had a craving and now I have all the ingredients and I shall ASSEMBLE THEM *rubs hands together happily*
(I hope if you make your sandwiches you enjoy them!)
#asks and answers#personal#and yes it has to be white bread!! fdsalkjfdas this is like a whole thing#i'm so pumped and i still haven't made them yet#i'm about to do that right now#*high fives for knowing of a truly god tier sandwich option anon*
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coriolanus x reader discourse this being interested in more prequels makes u as bad as the capitol discourse that finnick x reader discourse secret third thing I think a good number of u have algebra homework u should be working on
#picture of subway sandwich yes I know but my god we cannot be overthinking these baby books to this degree#I promise that it’s not a thought crime to want to fuck tom blyth#I hope someone starts self shipping w 84 year old war criminal Coriolanus I would study that discourse like an ancient tome#thg
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i have to resist the urge to tell my friends & loved ones i love them like every single time i see their face and i know i’m being weird about it, like i’m not supposed to say it as often as i do/ in front of as many people, but i genuinely don’t understand how i’m supposed to not say it when it’s all i feel. and it makes me sad too bc that makes me think maybe i feel it stronger than most people? and that can’t be true but like how is everyone else not BURSTING to say and express it.
#esp with the kids i babysit like i genuinely love them so much#but i’m not supposed to say it cause it crosses a boundary and i’m aware of that so i don’t say it to them#i did actually accidentally say it to one of them as i was tucking them into bed#but like. i’ve known him since he was 5 and he’s about to turn 10#his eyes got so big like it was some huge secret and i’ll never forget it. he said ‘you LOVE us?’ and looked so shocked#and it broke my heart a little because like YES god yes so much. so much do i love you.#i’ve made your sandwiches and helped you with your homework and scooped you up in my arms and now you reach my shoulder#i have your birthday memorized i know who your teachers were every year of elementary school#idk. i just hate holding back love
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Got my call reminder for my gastric emptying study and I'm a little nervous 👉👈
#wednesday.. gonna bring my switch and my sketchbook 👀#I'm just nervous it might come up normal and the docs are gonna just shrug at me U_U next step would be looking into mcas#it's gonna be okay... my god it's gonna be okay this is just something ive been trying to get for a few months now#it already got rescheduled once U_U I'm just auughhgghgh.... they have me on reflux meds that haven't done anything :/#gotta stop em all morning of me having my little egg sandwich#yes i have confirmation that it is indeed an egg sandwich 👀 also i assume the tracer is indeed radioactive#considering I'm going into the nuclear medicine branch for this test so. yippee?#anyways. that is all for today's medical update bc i just liveblog being chronically ill now lmao#I'm just so glad to be in a place where i can actually look into everything.. I'm glad to have names for what i do know is wrong at least#WILD to have been called a hypochondriac most of my life until we finally found out I'm actually disabled U_U#will make a post before i go in and ask for some good luck wishes <333#hoatm rants#🖤chronic illness tag🤍
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I am so excited to eat thanksgiving leftovers tomorrow anyway… bakugo second puberty
#hold on let me organize my thoughts I am stuck on mashed potatoes and turkey leg and GRAVY#hongry…#anyway I can’t remember who but someone mentioned b getting adult acne and tbh I love braces and acne bakugo#I just want him to become a butter for a year when he’s 24 and be super extra sweaty and his voices gets a little deeper#butterball*#like raspy too and he tries to cough to cover it#and yes he gets a lil acne and BACNE OH MY GOD that he asks u to scratch for him#and he gets like weirdly hairy for a bit LOL before he sheds the thick stuff#and I was also gonna say… a lil extra h*rny😏#and he’s confused about it too he’s like WHY DO I JUST WANNA F*CK ALL THE TIME#it’s okay i don’t mind seems like the opposite of a problem???????#and I’m just kidding but his b*lls get bigger too LOL SORRY#but his muscles kinda do too like#he stops looking like a skinny boy w/ mooscles (haha throwback)#and more like it’s natural#I’m gonna go insane in my brain#I want him so bad#and a ham biscuit sandwich#I need to buy more biscuits#tomorrow is turkey and potatoes#arhgrkdhf#I was gonna say something else but i FORGOT#caitie blabs
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Government name vs Military callsign
Prompt: What scares them worse? Addressing them by their full government name, or addressing them by their military callsign?
Featuring: Task Force 141 (CoD: MW2) - John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish (separately) x GN!Reader
Word Count: 0.9k
Warnings: none
John Price
Government name.
Calling him Captain or Skipper just ends with him sauntering to where ever you are and ask (in an obnoxiously self-satisfied voice) what you wanted. Like a cat pretending it can’t hear the urgency in your tone when you say to get off the counter.
“If you want me to ‘shake a leg’, call my name, luvie.”
Now if you holler “Jonathan Price”, he’ll drop something. Either the newspaper in his hands, or his heart into his stomach. He sure as hell moves his ass with a purpose, and he’s peering into the room with an apology on his lips.
“Yes, luv? What’s wrong, poppet?”
“Lift the other end of the couch, would you?”
He does, and you shimmy it further back in the room. “Anything else I can do, love o’ my life?” He’s hovering, and gently coaxing you into his arms. Gauging how mad you were at him. You curled into him and kissed his chin. Then stepped away with a pat to his chest.
“No, sweetheart, just wanted you to shake a leg is all.”
When he remembers your previous conversation, he groans and tells you to fuck off.
Simon Riley
Military callsign.
When you two are alone, and he’s already given you permission to call him Simon, don’t call him Ghost. When you say that word, he assumes one of his mates are at the door or on the phone, and goes from Simon to Ghost. Stalks into the room with narrowed eyes, only to find you in the kitchen. By yourself.
“Ghost, you want a sandwich too? Turkey and cheese.”
“Fuck you callin’ me that for?”
Once he sees you’re alone, he swoops in and wraps around you like a hoodie. A firm kiss to your ear, then your cheek, then spun you around. Back pressed to the counter top. Settles his face right close to yours.
“We playin’ games now?” You didn’t want to upset him, so you pressed a kiss to his nose. His grumpy look faded a bit.
“Sorry, baby.” Arms wrapped carefully around his shoulders. And your fingers scratch his scalp. Another kiss to his nose. “I’m sorry for playing games with you. Simon Riley.”
Hearing his name on your lips finally cracked, and he gave you a smile. A little scar on the upper lip. You gave it a kiss, and then pressed a kiss to his lips.
A quick surge forward, and you only just had time to shove aside the things behind you before you found yourself on the countertop.
Kyle Garrick
Government name.
He doesn’t mind being called Gaz, and you’ll use Kyle and Gaz interchangeably. Doesn’t even mind if you use “Kyle” or “honey” in front of his squadmates. Though “Kylie” he does have some displeasure with.
“I’ll have you know, Soap is still calling me Kylie, you asshole.”
Call him ‘Garrick’, and he knows that you are pretending to be mad at him. He slinks over and rubs his face against your cheek. He’s too cute for you to stay mad.
If you shout “Kyle Garrick”, he comes running. He could have sworn that he put his clothes in the hamper. And did the dishes. And taken out the recycling. Damn, what was it that he forgot?
“Kyle Ga-”
“Yes, dear!” Shit, he didn’t mean to ‘yes, dear’ you. “Yes, my dear, I’m right here.”
You pause your laundry folding and summon him with a crook of your finger. Once he’s close enough, you tap your lip with the same finger. “I need a kiss.”
He blinked once. Then twice. “God damn you.” He squishes your face in his hands and gave you a quick, firm kiss. “Don’t stress me out like that. Thought you were mad.”
“Give me another kiss, or I will be.”
He rapid fire kissed your mouth, chin, and cheeks, then gave you a smack on the ass before returning to the living room.
“In my own fucking home,” he muttered.
John MacTavish
Military callsign.
He’s got some thick skin. And he’s had his name shouted angrily many a time. He would all but skip into the room with a big smile on his face. The only people who shouted that name (and wore out the scare-factor on it) were his family members. Shouting “John MacTavish” meant you loved him. You were also mad at him, but you loved him. That was more important. Even with your scowl and the gross pile of garbage he kept forgetting to take out. You loved him.
Now shouting his callsign reminded him of his superior officers.
“SOAP!”
Shit shit shit. He put down his beer and ran from the garage to the backyard. Leg brace over his sweats, low cut muscle shirt that you also wolf-whistle at when he wears. You were only weeding the garden boxes.
“JOHNNY!”
“I’m here, bonnie,” he hollered, rounding the corner. You were sitting in the dirt, a tidy pile of weeds and dead plant bits next to you.
“C’mere, c’mere.”
He leaned down next to you, hand on your shoulder and good knee on the ground. “Wassit?”
You pointed to the leaf in your hand. “A caterpillar, Johnny. An itsy-bitsy caterpillar.”
He sighed heavily and kissed your shoulder. “Bonnie, I thought something was wrong.”
“Hm?” You spared him a glance. “What are you talking about, bubba?”
“You called me Soap.”
“Did I? Didn’t mean to spook you, loverboy.” You gave him an apologetic kiss on the lips. “Just wanted you to see the caterpillar before he wiggled off.”
Posted: 2023 Dec 10
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commission fanart WIP I’m trying not to just draw a Dante with brown hair
#I AM LOOKING 👀👀👀#ONE JUICY LEON SANDWICH IN-FUCKING-DEED#goddamn what I'd give to be in between those two 😩#THE WAY THEIR BOTH LOOKING TOO#GOD#YOU CAN'T GET ANYMORE DOM THAN THAT#ALREADY TYING MY HAIR BACK AS WE SPEAK#YES SIR 😭😭😭#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#resident evil#resident evil 4#resident evil 6
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