#god i want to fuck her so bad omg she's such a goddess

[depravedangelbaby]

decided on a whim today to go to a show by myself next week and!! I'm nervous but very excited!! I'm gonna crash at my friend's place too, it'll be so nice to see her ♡♡ if I'm brave enough I'll ask if I can kiss her hehehehe

[cypheroo]

How they care | Laurence Zvhal and Garroth Ro'Meave ~ ♡

"Cyph your favorite star is reporting from tge trenches (im sick) can I request a sick reader comfort with the boys™️ (Laurance and/or Garroth) idc which versuon also did yu see the s7 thing?"

Tw : Curse words. Spelling mistakes 😭 can be platonic or romantic?

Word count : 763

AN : HIIII! OMG OMG GET WELL SOON! I hope I finished writing this when you felt a little better! Super sorry on the wait again omg but! My thoughts on the new season are super weird bc like wooo! Nice amazing to it! And I'm glad that aph has cleared up (and will clear up) some stuff! Makes me feel better! also I SAW SOMEWHERE THAT LAURENCES VA SEBASTIAN TODD MUGHT COME BACK TO VOICE LAURENCE! AHHH THATS SO EXCITING FOR ME! outside of that, I'm happy that we are getting an ending! I haven't always loved jess but I will respect her for giving us these characters that sure aren't perfect but we love! Happy to see how she ends it and if her channel will change? (Probs not but I can dream) what do you think?

Garroth had been worried sick over you. Had you overworked yourself again? Maybe he hadn't been helping you as much as he should've been doing? Good god he needed to finish this paperwork. He really needed to make sure you were ok. He WANTED to race to your home as soon as he had heard, but he couldn't leave without feeling bad of not finishing his duty for the night, hell hed usually feel bad for even leaving the post especially at night, but you…you were so important, he knew he could trust laurence, dante, all of them to handle it for a night so he could make sure you were alright.

Immediately he rushed out of the guardpost. And immediately to your home. You had given him a key to your home so after he knocked he let himself in. He slowly walked up the stairs and once he saw you laying in your bed, sick and looking weak, he visibly tensed, he continued and before he could come to your rescue Laurence cleared his throat. “Aren't you supposed to be on watch?” Laurence raised a brow. Garroth was taken aback, he didn't even see Laurence in the cloud of his worry, “could say the same about you” the blonde responded with a soft huff.

Laurence rushed over almost immediately, he wasn't doing anything important so it was quite easy to slip away and visit you, there was no way in irene he wouldn't, you were home alone most of the time, who would make sure you didn't lift a finger? Well Laurence couldn't let that slide, so he spent most of his afternoon waiting on you hand and foot. Refilling water, Letting air in, distracting you (he doesn't want you to have any stress at this moment) in any way he could. It was later in the evening but when he saw garroth walk up the stairs laurence didn't know how to feel about seeing the blonde, yes it was nice to know garroth cared as much as he did, but it was so late at night? What was he supposed to help with this late at night?

You let out a soft laugh before sneezing, groaning after which both of the boys immediately looked at you, eyes filled with worry and willingness to run across the world if you so asked for it. But when you simply explained it was a cold that would be away within a few days it was clear these two would have none of that.

So instead of both of those goofballs taking care of you at the same time, they choose to instead switch, one day was garroth and the other was laurence, both would make sure the growing town of phoenix drop would be safe, but would also know you'd be alright and safe.

GARROTH :

- He's actually really careful when it comes to repeating sounds, loud sudden noises, and agitating sounds its odd sure but its something hes sensitive to when hes sick.

- A little careful about getting sick for like…just the first hour. But after he's in all honestly just took a bit to fully accept the costs.

- Makes soup and tea fucking immaculately, oh my god. Ask him to make that and goddess it'll taste so good it's like irene made it herself.

- He is the type to rest his hand on your head any chance he gets. He just likes to keep a feel of how warm you are. Although he feels slightly bad for his rough hands meeting your skin

- In all honesty, I don't think he's totally used to or knows how to take care of someone in such a vulnerable state like this, so as much as he's trying, he understands he may not be the best

LAURENCE :

- Pretty laid back but picks up on what you do and don't want him to do pretty quickly. Don't want him to.

- He seems like a quiet caregiver. Careful to not overwhelm you, he’ll clean around the room a bit to help out if you'll allow him.

- If you're comfortable with it he does personally find it helpful when someones talking to him when he's sick, so if you're ok with it, he's more than willing to sit down and ramble softly so you can doze off.

- He prefers to use a rag to help your face, a cool towel to help relax your heated body, or a warm towel if you are cold.

- He uses a lot of tactics he was personally raised with. Things that originally brought him comfort in hopes that they can help you too!

[average-vibe]

*screaming from the rooftop* HEY. CAN WE APPRECIATE HOW PRETTY MAIA MITCHELL/LADY FOX IS FOR A SEC? SHE IS GORGEOUS AND I DO NOT SEE ENOUGH POSTS. LIKE IM GAY FOR HER. SHE COULD ABSOLUTELY FUCK ME UP AND ID SAY PLS AND THANK U. OMG SHES SO PRETTY NO FUCKIN WONDER SNEED WANTED HER. AND SHES A BAD BITCH? OMG SIISOAOWHEBD GOD HAS FAVORITES AND MAIA MITCHELL IS ONE OF THEM. LADY FOX HAS A GOOD PERSONALITY, LOOKS LIKE A GODDESS, COULD LITERALLY CHANGE THE WORLD OF MEDICINE, AAAAND KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS.

IN CONCLUSION: LADY FOX/MAIA MITCHELL IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND I AM GAY FOR HER

[siren-serotonin]

SLIGHT PJSK (main story) AND PJO/HOO SPOILERS(?)

So!! As some of you may be aware.. I love pjsk. In case you didn't know, I love pjsk. I also love pjo and hoo. And last night I when I should've been sleep, I was fucking PUNCHED by both hyperfixations at the same time and then I started wondering what it'd be like if pjsk characters were demigods and/or Hunters of Artemis. This is that post. Feel free to ignore, I just need to infodump lmao

Mafuyu is a daughter of Jupiter. Jupiter's children are often set unrealistically high expectations, which causes them to be terrified of failure and slowly crumble under the stress. This can be seen with Jason during his time as praetor, on the Argo II, etc. In Mafuyu's case, her mother and the majority of her peers all expect her to excel in everything she does. Do you see where I'm going with this. Yeah okay. Anyway she's specifically a child of Jupiter and not Zeus because the gods are stricter in their Roman aspects and Mafuyu was raised by a strict parent. Also I think she'd either be a praetor or join the Hunters of Artemis.

Airi and Mizuki could both very much be children of Aphrodite. Airi because her whole "the most important thing in an idol is the heart" thing breaks so many Aphrodite kid stereotypes and I love it. She would so teach others that there's more to Aphrodite than being a toxic person (cough cough Drew cough Cheerful*Days) and I love her for that. Mizuki is here because they have trouble expressing themself freely and finding out that Aphrodite is their mother could help them figure stuff out?? Maybe?? Idk man. Also TRANS APHRODITE KID LETS GO!!! I think that they can both charmspeak but choose not to unless like their fucking lives depend on it.

Shiho is a child of Hades. Hades' kids are shunned and often misunderstood, which reminds me of how Shiho is mischaracterized in the fandom a lot. Also the way she acts reminds me of Nico. "I'm fine on my own" NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

Tsukasa, Saki, Toya and Kanade are all children of Apollo. Do I even have to explain for Tsukasa? He is the most theatre kid to ever exist, literally who else would be his godly parent???? Toya would be the most unconventional son of Apollo ever. Imagine him being like "no dad fuck you and your instruments im gonna be a street musician" and Apollo's just like "yeah go piss girl idc music is music" it's so funny to me omg. Kanade's whole self-sacrifice complex + composer thing?? She is THE daughter of Apollo (sorry Kayla). I feel like Toya would be a praetor if Roman Apollo was his dad but idk just a hunch. Toya could also be a child of Jupiter for similar reasons as Mafuyu. Kanade is literally Will Solace if he was musically gifted (Will I'm joking ily). Saki is here because I didn't know where else to put her and I'd feel bad if I separated the Tenma siblings.

Ena is a daughter of Ares. I can't quite explain this one, but Ena wanting her dad's approval of her being an artist reminds me of Clarisse a lot for some reason?? She could also be a child of Apollo but I already put four characters there sooooooo yeah

Rui the most son of Hephaestus EVER. "I'm not good with organic life forms" is such a Rui line oml. The automatons?? The mechanic shit?? ROBO-NENE. Do you see my vision. I want Rui and Leo to be friends so bad augh.

Nene could be a daughter of Poseidon because she has mermaid imagery, aside from that idk.

I think Minori could be a daughter of Iris since she's underrated (similar to how Iris is underappreciated/a minor goddess) and Minori + Iris both strongly believe in hope.

Besides Mafuyu, I think Honami and Shizuku could be Hunters of Artemis. As I'm typing this, I just realised that the april fools Meru trio are all Hunters asdfghgfdghj

A lot of characters were left out because I didn't know who their parents could be but if anyone has headcanons pls put them in the replies or tags!! Thank you for coming to my ted talk, goodbye.

[mephestopheles]

Dear gods I love this season of d20. Junior year is just *chef's kiss* fantastic and full of so much anxiety. I keep thinking about Kristen and Cassandra and their relationship. Kristen from the first episode, or maybe the second after she met Helio has spent a lot of time with doubt as her constant companion. She didn't know if she was meant to be Helio's chosen, or that he was worthy of having a chosen. Her doubt led her to studying more, and opening up to philosophy and different points of view.

Creating Yes! was an attempt to find or create her own surety. How can she doubt a god that is just "yes!". But she still doubted, she still questioned everything.

This got long, the rest is under a cut!

And that makes sense, everything her family, her church told her was a lie. It was a perversion of truth to fit their ideals of who is Correct and therefore Good and Deserving, and those who are Wrong, and therefore Bad. And if the "bad kids" actually go out of their way to help people and don't judge anyone for their beliefs or punish others for their failings, then why are they considered "bad".

Of course finding a goddess of twilight and mystery and doubt, makes so much sense for Kristen. With the tools she learned from her friends, those "bad kids" to reach out and not judge, she saved Cassandra.

However, she hasn't saved herself. She's still lost in her own doubt. Tracker has left, amicably or not, that has hurt Kristen, and she's not innocent either. Kristen had a part to play in that relationship splitting, but she's definitely crumbling at this point.

What drew Kristen to Cassandra was her doubt, was her questioning. Her fear and her loss of all those connections that grounded her at the beginning of freshman year. And while Cassandra is correct, Kristen is not alone even in the dark, that Cassandra is there with her, holding her hand (which is such a good line, Brennan omg!) Kristen is having trouble believing in anything.

She believes in Cassandra. Full stop.

Kristen doesn't believe in herself. And she doesn't know why Cassandra believes in her.

It's that ADHD thing, where you feel like you're constantly fucking up in everyway and it's just a matter of time before you fuck up that this person is going to see how much you actually suck as a person. No matter how much you want to stop fucking up, subconsciously speed running it at least accomplishes two things. One) self sabotage gives you an outcome you already know the steps for and the sense of control (false or not) is at least enough to make it feel like a safer choice. Two) it's going to suck when the person you're trying to impress/has control over your grades/ is somehow in a position of authority that believes in you, finds out you are messy, and a failure, and are useless, but at least if they find out fast, you don't have to keep some ruse up.

Kristen isn't conscious of this decision making. Take it from someone who's done it enough to realise that this is what is happening in the background. It sucks so much, and when you don't know you have ADHD it's worse, because all of those are now personal failings.

So of course Kristen has no idea how to relate to Cassandra as anyone other than "the next person I'm going to fail". And she has no idea how to proselytize for any god outside of Helio, and that kind will not work to bring followers to Cassandra. Moreover, Kristen's entire relationship with Cassandra is based on doubt. So while Kalina is correct that promoting the powers found in twilight and mystery, that's not what Kristen sees.

She's still very much a prophet of Helio in Cassandra's robes. She's still using the same kind of spells, and she's so caught up with "how do you show others that doubt is a good thing" that she doesn't see the other options.

And unfortunately that means she's failing, and she feels it. And that doubles her terror. And that's not even including the whole "you're dangerously close to being expelled." Like this would be the instance to literally beseech your god and admit your fear and doubt and Cassandra would understand and would probably be empowered by that connection. It would have the reverse effect with Cassandra than other gods, she gains from doubt and mystery, and Kristen sharing her fears and not knowing how to share Cassandra could be such a good thing for both of them.

But Kristen was raised in an environment where doubt was punished. That was unfortunately reaffirmed by walking away from Yes! because in her mind her doubt of Yes! and that deity's death is her fault because she doubted.

But doubt isn't the reason Yes! died. Yes! died because it was the manifestation of belief in a liminal space by a questioning teen, and should not have had the ability to substantiate something, and wouldn't have been able to outside of the very specific circumstances of a Beardsley nat 20, and the power funnel of a self resurrection. Kristen didn't believe in Yes! Never did. She created it and in that instance stopped believing in it. Yes! Had a slow death of "this is not what I wanted but I don't know how to say that".

I don't know how this is going to turn out for either Kristen or Cassandra, and I'm hoping that there's going to be a reckoning for them, and maybe an understanding between them. Like both are so traumatized. Cassandra is traumatized for losing so many followers to Galicaea and other deities.

So of course she's going to be that much more fixated on getting more followers and making sure that Kristen hadn't left for her girlfriend's goddess. (Ex or otherwise).

[mutsky]

century of love ep3&4 running commentary

-the fact that he can turn into a kid kills me and the fact that were all ok with this for some reason even the thieves are like yeah he turns into a kid lets kill him is crazy

-is he gonna pocket the egg?

-this show gets stupider every second

-3 generations of chismosas

-"even if the pain kills me i wont marry him" fujo goddess: fine die then

-shes getting her yaoi one way or another

-it sucks that he couldnt go to school despite his grades ...

-crazy unromantic marriage proposal

-"id never fancy you" your wet dreams say otherwise

-you are terrible but marry me

-grandma doesnt give a fuck shes so cute

-aww i love their relationship

-her qipao is so pretty

-ugh we hate you uncle

-he brought a best man so cute

-the goddess is producing the fawk out of this yaoi

-a dowry omg

-how did peepaw get here

-yeah so about that

-so we are just gonna skim past the fact HE GOT SHOT IN THE ARM?

-grandma is so cute

-idk if im vibing with the show being both sad and having the dumbest plot points of all time and worst i dont find it funny like if the ridiculous parts at least had a joke intertwined

anyway onto ep 4

-wdym what do you want thate your husband

-all hes gonna find is like bird memorabilia

-yeah no denying that

-i love how the ring does not fit wads finger they obviously had it sized for wee

-but first a word from our sponsors

-chekovs thai bl toothpaste

-goddess you have to give him more pain .. for the yaoi

-the door was just open...

-oh that makes sense

-ugh here we go

-the year is 2024 sister

-hes about to call him a slut for being bisexual

-not here telling him about the wet dream shes SICK

-terrible rizz

-sorta wanna see grandpa topped

-sorry that was uncouth

-naked ??

-ok the humor is finally picking up

-is that helping you pray away the gay king?

-taking that as a resounding no

-come on nails

-i reallyyyyy wanna see grandpa topped

-grandpa has canonically seen naruto?

-"hes a demon luring me into heterosexuality"

-hes just carrying it around like that? when people are actively trying to steal it?

-wait its the actor from naughty babe yis sexy dad

-whys peepaw wearing acid wash jeans

-oh my god did he just find the stone ???

-oh thats bad

-ohhh jealousy next week yippee

i think ep 4 was much stronger than ep 3 ok thank you

[evansbby]

Oh my god this! I’ve been saying for so long that she always plays the victim in every scenario. Like how do you make a whole GENOCIDE about yourself??? Only Selena can do that and I’m not even surprised. She can’t let her ex go for the life of her yet people are hating on Hailey and Justin. The hate got so bad that Hailey literally said that she’s scared to have a baby due to the hate. She posted that she needed a break from social media…YOU need a break??? Please get over yourself omg. She literally loves the attention that she gets from the whole Hailey vs Selena bs. I’ve been saying this for years and people are just now finding out how desperate she is for attention. We get it, you’re single, you don’t have to make a post about every day💀 Her whole personality is that she’s single. And the whole “kill ‘em with kindness” is bullshit. Where was the kindness when you’re fans were bullying/being racist to Justin Biebers ex and the only thing you did was add more fuel to the fire. Or when she commented under a post of Bella saying she looks pretty or something and then her fans were attacking Bella for not responding??? She does nothing to stop them.

Sorry but this needed to be said because how desperate are you that you decide to make a whole genocide where thousands of kids are getting killed about yourself? Anyway I’ve been saying for a long time that Hailey and Bella are way better than her.

No bc the Bella Hadid thing pissed me off DIFFERENTLY like why are you involving her please??? She knew damn well when she said “omg I wish I was as pretty as Bella!1!1” that her fuck ass fans would be like “omg goddess Selena you are so much prettier than bella1!1!1” I’m so happy bella the poised queen did not even entertain this or say a single word bc childish people like selena are way below her.

Honestly it speaks volumes on how Bella and Gigi were raised… they are such poised queens and so genuine and always speak out on what is right. Like say what you want about almond mom Yolanda but she raised her kids right and you can tell by how they interact with people and how they are.

[thegeminisage]

okay im BACK in the spirit??? temple??? robot??? factory????? and im done with the last limb. i bet theres a boss. i KNOW theres a cutscene. lets fucking do this

bro this was LLLITERALLY in the trailers how did they put such endgame stuff in and we didnt know!!!

it's so funny. in the trailers we thought flux constructs were gonna be helpful and mineru's body was a boss. but they're bosses and she's helpful lol

god her voice sounds SO familiar

LINK CAN RIDE HER???? OH MY GOD

MECH GAME MECH GAME MECH GAME

oh my GODDD THIS IS WHAT ALL THOSE ARMORIES WERE FOR.......like PLOT WISE!!! i thought it was stupid to just have supplies sitting around

ok thats fucking bananas. im bad at fighting with her bc the enemies are too short lmfao

also im not sure im ready to do this boss thing. maybe i wanna go buy some more battery first...get more practice...

YOU CAN ATTACH A FAN AND DO A NARUTO RUN LOL

god i REALLY suck at fighting in the mech. it's weird! maybe bc i have emitters on her hands and not real weapons?!

oh sick you can give her cannons............

at this point like. i really can just let the gang kill the bad guys lol

the story path seems to be taking me directly to this path i was eyeing last night. i'm getting as far as the lightroot and then peacing out. like. i am getting my ASS beat down here

GLOOM HORRIBLINS?? will wonders never cease...

oooh good call on leaving. i can see a gloom hinox from here that i wouldve had to fight next...i have had more than enough of the story right now anyway, it's time to chill to keep it all Balanced

i bet if i went to lookout landing rn and talked to purah she'd be like I WONDER WHO THE FIFTH SAGE IS. let's try it

awww boo she can't travel with me until i get the secret stone.....

what a BUMMERRRRRR

oh wild!! you can explain about mineru to purah. then why tf cant i explain zelda is a dragon >:(

ok, actually, i decided i wanna go turn in that last claw to help the fucking mother statue or w/e. scary...........................

if im lucky i can just glide/dive there from the nearby tower lol

YOOOO wait dinraal's coming out of her hole...maybe i can snag a piece...

got one! i dont know if ive ever ridden dinraal for an extended period of time before...she is taking me so far from where i wanted to go. sigh

so, while i hate shooting the dragons, i love getting the little spike. i bet it feels sooooo good. like being groomed. a spa day for ms dinraal courtesy of one lunatic nonverbal swordsman

harder to admire the scenery from her back bc of the heat filter. NOT impossible. but harder

ugh there was a blood moon...i couldve gotten such cool pics but i was too slow :(

uh oh we're going down. girl i DONT wanna go back to the depths rn!!!

GOT MY SCALE. i was aiming at her fang but whatever. time to go back to the spring!!! i hope i can make it from here.......

MADE IT. whew. im not staying long idw to encounter any Hands

ok, so back to the mother goddess statue...

oh!!! she's okay again.......

wah she's SPARKLING. i'm welling up a little. it was so upsetting to see her toppled

omg she wants to give me a sword but my belongings are full. if it's the fucking goddess sword which 1. i got from amiibo and 2. MAKES NO SENSE...

well. it is.

finally spent my sage's wills on tulin. his arrows come in clutch and also i wanna go in order lol

i have to quit for now!! more later or tomorrow i suppose

[gontagokuhara]

Omg I just noticed that you responded to my ask earlier thank you so much!! 😭😭😭 also im like way overdue for commenting on ao3 so it's all good 😭 ANYWHO I was just thinking about one of the chapter rewrites and wanted to ask about it! When one of the soldiers asks Kaede about her name, is there a reason why it was changed from Maizono to Akamatsu? 🤔 also I guess I'll ask why Nagito doesn't say shit anymore for shits and giggles since I commented about it before😭😭😭😭

hi hi!! first off omg there is never any pressure to review, theyre like the cherry on top but Never something that should be an obligation <3

also apologies for formatting as i answer your questions LOL i am on mobile on a lil roadtrip i will TRY my best to make this not obscene to have show up on the tl so. pointy objects discussions beneath the cut! (hopefully) (please tumblr mobile)

side note but i really like how its not *just* me that’s caught all the QoL changes i made a while back! and they bring up good questions which im happy to answer, even if some of them are less interesting than they appear!

like the kaede question! initially, i had her introduce herself as ‘maizono’ but as i was going back and editing a few months back, in the midst of rereading i felt her identifying herself as ‘akamatsu’ made more sense for a few reasons. one: her legal name is kaede akamatsu, and she has just never identified with the maizono name and what it represents to her personally.

and two (and more importantly): in this instance she’s introducing herself to novoselic soldiers, working at the direction of sonia nevermind — a goddess, automatically giving them better knowledge of the gods than the average human. at that point the situation amongst the gods was very hectic; makoto and byakuya’s child has been stolen by monsters and is presumed dead. the entire underworld has been cut off. junko was agitating amongst the gods and jeering at her confessed role in rantarou’s death because of her claim shuuichi has her spear. war is threatening to break out at the hands of no less than 3 of the Big Five gods, not to mention all the ones getting involved in order to keep their kids safe. and then seven more kids go missing, out from under the noses of nagito and hajime, with absolutely nobody knowing what the fuck is going on. sonia, given her conviction especially for keeping kiibo safe after her previous child was killed at camp, was genuinely under the impression kiibo would never go willingly with the holder of the spear, so her assumption was that the other demigods forced their hand. all of THAT to say: kaede introducing herself with the last name of a goddess would have put suspicion on the group much sooner than said suspicion actually appeared.

so not only did i feel it was more in-line with kaede’s character to make the change, but i also thought it made more sense.

and then for the other query, about me taking away nagito’s rights to say bad words 💔 ive been replaying sdr2 and, more relevant, been spending a TON of free time writing nagito (+ the other sdr2 characters) for my own personal project, and i felt my updates to his (and gundham’s, for that matter) dialogue felt more in line with his in-game characterization. i also think nagito deserves to let his freak flag fly a little, but he really doesn’t curse much in canon (a “what the hell” or a “damn it” here or there, as i recall) and since i love nagito so much i made some tweaks to his dialogue to hopefully make him feel more…him. same with gundham in chapter 4!

this was very fun to answer, thank you! 🫶 as always if any further questions arise that i’m able to answer, i’m happy to! im kind of rattling around my own cage with this fic bc none of my friends are into danganronpa LOLLL so getting to explain my thought process is fun!

[7-oh-ta1]

Hum hum so I'm not 100% finished w totk yet, but I've done the majority of the main quests and found all the geoglyphs... I don't know if it's me being an old fan sourpuss, but even tho the gameplay is really fun and I'm gonna be playing this forever......... you remember how everyone crapped on botw's story for being too short? Well oh my god. I. Are we actually enjoying the Zonai story rn ? 😭 I want to like it so much, but I already don't really like what they did with the Zonai, these godlike beings that came to the surface the same damn way the hylians did and the Minish did too and being worshipped immediately (big fuck you to Hylia) and then those godlike beings gain supreme control over them in government as well?? With insane OP powers?? And I'm supposed to LIKE those characters??? The rest of these supposed godlike being just fucked off somewhere pfft okay. That definitely doesn't leave a big gaping hole in Rauru's story because why the hell is he busy holding dominion over the Hylians? What are his character motivations? Fuck all to do with his people that's for sure !!!! He just wants ultimate rule over the Surface, abusing his unchecked OP powers to forcibly unite the continent into Hyrule and Ganondorf is the bad guy...? For not giving up his country to Rauru? For also wanting control over Hyrule, the EXACT THING RAURU IS DOING?

Meanwhile, I was so excited for Sonia because she's!!!! Sksw!Zelda & Link's not TOO distant descendant!! When we found out she & Rauru founded Hyrule, I thought omg! It's a very new country, so she's going to like a people's queen, just like botw!Zelda is now! A queen who gathers and hunts with her people (as her official art shows her with a basket of berries), and takes good care of them alongside them! It's a monarchy in infancy, so that is not at all farfetched. And it matches the fact that Hylians are very much like little toddlers you have to keep an eye on. And the Hylians are HER responsibility as a descendant of the Goddess...

BUT... instead they already have a castle (Zonai built) and they already have a standing military (against who? Oh yeah, they are conquering all the land to forcibly unite it) and they live in luxury and sip tea in their fucking garden all day. When Rauru does hunt, it's FOR FUN, AND Sonia drags him back to the castle. Wtf???? Also Sonia is little more than eye candy on Rauru's arm?? 😭😭 That was the biggest disappointment. It's made VERY clear that HE is the king and she sits beside him. Why is there misogyny in early Hyrule?? Their deities are women or women-coded, no men at all???? Why is Sonia not the leader of her people and instead its her goat husband?? There's one scene of their "court" where Ganondorf and Rauru talk, and the entire scene, Sonia just sits there with doe eyes and a warm smile. Not one word the entire scene.

That's just the first of my grievances with the story. I really really enjoyed the story of botw. But this isn't me being like, bitter that things are different. I genuinely really disliked the pacing and story this time around :/

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 194

Rock and a Hard Place/The Rings of Akhaten

“Rock and a Hard Place”

Plot Description: Sheriff Mills calls the brothers to help solve the murder of a church chastity group’s members. They infiltrate the group, then Dean disappears

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: asexuality 👏and👏chastity 👏aren’t👏the👏same👏thing👏 though $20 says she “broke her chastity vow and is being punished” which is already bullshit but anyway, I’m safe

I appreciate the reminder that Kevin exists

Well, I wasn’t gonna mention that whatever abducted that girl had………..some kind of blue fire power but I guess if the one witness mentions it, I should too

They said it can’t be an angel because it wasn’t a white light but the one who exploded those people a couple episodes ago didn’t use white light either

Oh wow. This church is messed up. And I don’t trust this last one bit. She’s TOO sweet. It’s almost sickly

I’m dying at Dean being…kind of a virgin for the third time in his life: original time, after coming back from hell, and now that he’s taken this vow of purity at the church. Talk about it being a construct

Fascinating (and somewhat unsurprising but in a very disappointing way) that everyone in this group besides Sam and Dean is a woman……..

Uh, Dean…….you cannot just write a spicy romance novel scene (poorly) in front of all these extremely repressed women

God this feels like a season two episode. Dean trying to hook up with some woman (this time the chastity counselor) while Sam actually does the work they’re there to do

I knew it was………….oh Jody, she’s still finding out all the things that exist. It’s gonna be a long couple days for her. She just found out angels and dragons are real

I really hope he gets hella shot down. I’m not saying that I like the idea of the chastity group but to INTENTIONALLY go after a woman who has dedicated so much of her time and energy into this. If this is her choice, I gotta respect that. AND SO SHOULD YOU, DEAN

I hope she’s absolutely playing him…goddammit. Talk about a lame fade to black would be sex scene that only serves to get Dean kidnapped by whatever this is

I just…like everything happening topside is buddy comedy shit, and everything happening in this not a virgin cellar is a REAL horror movie

Omg one…Sammy I love you but your blood is not going to count as virgin’s blood here. Don’t like Jody using her position as a sheriff to be able to punch this poor woman in the face to get her blood for the weapon

How many of these people are going to stay with their evangelical church when they find out their being held captive by a Roman goddess

I KNEW SHE WASN’T TO BE TRUSTED. That said…….she’s delightfully evil

Jody just did to Vesta what Horikoshi did to my boyyyyy

It’s GOOD that Sam is starting to piece together that there’s something wrong with him. BAD that Dean keeps lying to him. I DO NOT TRUST ZEKE

“The Rings of Akhaten”

Plot Description: the Doctor takes Clara to the Festival of Offerings, but the Old God demands a sacrifice!

Sarah Stop Watching Doctor Who at Eleven PM Challenge Difficulty: impossible

Noooooooooo is the Doctor watching all of Clara’s childhood?? No. Why? That’s so weird. Like…were you also somehow outside her parents’ house the night she was conceived?? YOU’RE BEING WEIRD AND GROSS, DOC

There she goessssss acting like a NORMAL companion, not knowing what’s going on and running around an alien planet without the Doctor’s knowledge but trying to help someone in need

Just a thought: maybe we shouldn’t be holding festivals where children get sacrificed. I dunno

It’s a VAMPIRE???

No. It’s not. The old god is this FUCKING SUN

It’s not the quantity, it’s the quality of the sacrifice. The Doctor can offer all the memories he wants to be rid of, but all of the hopes and dreams Clara’s mom had? That got passed on to her? There are so many. Too many

[eh-im-just-here]

Yeah, someone who has groomed and /or abused you doesn’t just go away once they’re out of your life. Sorry you went through that, I hope you’re doing better now!

Also yeahhh I don’t mind at all you can ramble whenever I love rambling and I love when people ramble to me!!

TW: sexual abuse, enslavement, grooming

I’VE SEEN PEOPLE SAY GALE WAS A MANIPULATOR TOO OMG

That doesn’t even make sense and they’re only saying that because he’s a man and “women can do no wrong” bullshit. first of all, they absolutely can, anyone can. And saying certain people can’t do any wrong hurts victims the most.

Mystra is the GODDESS OF MAGIC, there’s no way a mortal would manipulate a literal GOD. She’s too powerful to be manipulated by mortals especially by someone who has looked up to her since 8 years of age, and then groomed by her.

And Halsin, I see this misconception that Someone being hyper sexual or sex-positive means they don’t ever feel uncomfortable or have boundaries when it comes to sex :| or that they’re not traumatized by the abuse they went through.

mizora is another abuser obviously, she sought out a vulnerable 17 year old desperate to save people, she humiliates and belittles him constantly in front of people on purpose, calling him her “puppy” knowing it humiliates him

“if you don’t do what I demand if you I’ll punish you” but she defends it like “don’t complain because this is the contract you agree to.” typical abuser behavior blaming their victim and not acknowledge their own predatory actions that put the victim in the position to make make those choices in the first place

(Also I’m gonna talk about some of my real life experiences just a warning.)

As someone who has been treated exactly like this and humiliated in public like this by a woman who would scream at me and physically fight me throughout my life it bothers me that people dismiss what Mizora does to Wyll as her being sassy and not literally tormenting him. especially when they defend her “cuz she’s hot”

What mizora does is abusive, it’s abusive to humiliate people and it’s abusive to force them to do things they don’t want to, and then punish them when they don’t. fuck the contract!

Another thing about Wyll, Minthara says in one of their party banter

Minthara: “Your devilish patron is a delight, Wyll. Have you ever lain with her?”

Wyll: “I’m really not that kind of man.”

Minthara: “She will see her failure to seduce you as a stain on her honour. I know I would.”

Which could be another reason why Mizora is such a bitch to Wyll.

And I don’t understand why people act like Astarion was the only one who went through shit, Literally almost every companion excluding Astarion, were abused, manipulated, indoctrinated or enslaved by a female patron or for the sake of one.

I don’t know much about Jaheira and Minsc so I’ll just leave them out

Shadowheart, Lae’zel, Minthara, and Gale were all raised to worship and adore a god and think and live a certain way (except Vlaakith isn’t exactly a god) shadowheart with Shar, Lae’zel with Vlaakith, Minthara with Lolth and Gale with Mystra except Gale was being groomed directly by Mystra

Halsin, Astarion were kidnapped, enslaved and abused sexually for years. In Halsin’s case it was the patron and matron of the house who enslaved him.

Karlach and Wyll aren’t exactly free from the devil women who basically enslave them, and that fact is a huge part of their quests.

Gale and Halsin don’t see what happened to them as abuse or as a bad thing

Maybe that’s how they cope or maybe they really don’t see it as bad, regardless, that doesn’t mean it WASN’T SEXUAL ABUSE. Why does some of the fandom have to have it spelled out for them?

Overall, it’s disgusting how some of the fandom, and even Larian can acknowledge that Astarion was abused but don’t do the same for the other characters. From not fully acknowledging the abuse Halsin and Gale went through to putting Wyll with his tormentor in merch (also the way they listened to racist fans when it came to Wyll)

I love all these characters so much and I love the game but these things will always bother me. I just wish all abusers were treated as the trash they are instead of being seen “excusable” simply because they’re women. ALSO YEAH fuck putting characters against each other they’re all such awesome and interesting characters and have cool storylines though I wish Wyll and Karlach’s storylines weren’t rushed and Karlach had better endings that don’t involve her dying or going back to Avernus :(

Touching on Gale, Wyll, and Halsin's traumas being a bit undermined in parts of the fandom

So one thing I notice on Twitter is how some people act about the bg3 characters whose abuses were perpetuated by women.

Gale specifically for this reason (but I will touch on others)bbecause I see him dismissed super often as "can't get over his ex".

But Gale's case obviously be has the line of Mystra being like "she was my muse, my teacher, and then my lover" and sure to some that's a red flag in itself (when it comes to adults I don't really give a fuck about teacher/student) but if you view it from not only Gale's own words "ive been connected with the weave for as long as i can remember"

And that doesn't distract from his genuine love of magic of course. And it also doesn't mean that he's actually been in connection with mystra for an amount of time.

However, if you ascend Gale, and he becomes a god, you get a bunch of new little things. Tara reminiscing of course, but you get a letter from Elminster, detailing that Mystra had Elminster scope out Gale when he was eight!

And sure is that pretty cool that he's a prodigy that got the attention of the goddess of magic at that age? Yes. Mystra is, however, known in forgotten Realms lore to seek young young boys who are in tune with magic to make into her chosen. And from context clues, her chosen can be anything from Elminster and Volo, dedicated wizards who try to keep things in check, etc etc. or they're somewhat of playthings to her.

Minsc also has a conversation where me mentions that weave-touched boys in his homeland were hidden away to hone their craft, then suspecting that it was because of Mystra, given Gale's case.

Gale always seems so proud that he got to bed a goddess, and on the surface, hell yeah, that's cool.

Gale continued to have her attention even as he went to Blackstaff Academy, and Mystra eventually did take him on as an apprentice directly to her, later making him her chosen, and sleeping with him.

The reason it bothers me that people dismiss all of Gale's stuff to just "he can't get over his ex" is because that's is like almost textbook grooming? She was in his life from a young age, shaping and moulding him up as he grew up to be her perfect chosen, rewarding him by sleeping with him, and so on. And then of course casting him away when he has his folly with the netherese orb (and to be fair, it very well could have looked like to her that he was trying to seize the power himself and yes the orb does siphon off weave. That is a problem for the mistress of the weave yes).

But she also tells gale to KILL HIMSELF for her forgiveness.

Gale is much more than "unable to be over his ex" this woman was in his life since he was a kid. She's almost all he has ever known. If course it's going to be difficult for him to 1. Say no to her. 2. Get over the fact that he's lost someone that he spent his literal entire life dedicated to. Honestly if asked, I don't even think Gale would acknowledge or really see that what he went through was, in fact, abuse until it was spelled out in front of him. (Which does happen somewhat with the player character pleading to him that killing himself for mystra's forgiveness is actually horrific and that he should in fact be angry for how he was treated)

Similarly, and this one has been discussed a lot, Wyll and Mizora. Wyll was 17 and actively trying to help his people. 17, in a vulnerable state, willing to do anything to help and prove himself. Mizora very clearly took advantage of him, and regards him as a "pet", refers to him being "leashed", and so on. Personally, I do dislike the sexualization of their relationship, because it very much is also grooming (although a different type. Rather than manipulating and shaping his life from the ground up, she takes advantage of a vulnerable and desperate state to manipulate and contract Wyll into doing her bidding. I won't go too deep I to this one because it has been discussed to hell and back. But I did wanna touch on Wyll's situation as well.

Also, Halsin as well, though that has also been discussed in many retrospectives by a very good friend of mine. Halsin's trauma often get dismissed due to his polyamory, open sexual nature, and his own somewhat diminishing/dismissal of it, which honestly I love the representation of, cause for a while I did that with my own trauma. Halsin was a sex slave to a house of Lolth-Sworn drow, a matriarchal society, where the men are generally used as fodder or for breeding, though male Lolth-Sworn drow can be wizards and rise in the ranks if wizardry, but are limited everywhere else. (Minthara mentions that the third male, and every subsequent male child after third are killed for being"useless"). Halsin often referred to them as "hosts" rather than being captors, (though he does touch on that if the Player Character threatens to sell him back into slavery). Again, everything I'd have to say here for Halsin has entirely been discussed top to bottom by a friend, their link is below!!

Anyway, long story short, I dislike it a lot when Gale, Wyll, and Halsin's traumas and abuses get diminished, even if/when the character themself doesn't see or acknowledge the abuse in the same lens that we, the players, do.

[jadeittic]

HS + Y/I: 2022 (SERIES)

EXTRA (4)

PREVIOUS. NEXT.

HARRY STYLES + PLATONIC!EX-1D MEMBER!FEM!READER

WARNINGS: ur usual instagram comments, swearing

harrystyles

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harrystyles HS + Y/I. Out now.

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yourinstagram 🤔

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florencepugh im such a proud mom

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username I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF ANYONE EVER.

timotheechalamet I HAVE THIS ON REPEAT

username is it possible to have a relationship with the both of you please 😊

username preventing myself from writing a whole ass essay just because of this

username LITTLE FREAK???? MATILDA???? WHO HURT YALL 😔

username NOW WHOS CINEMA WRITTEN ABT

username i hope you two know that youve helped me so much i dont even know how to explain it in words

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram a little birdie told me we released hs + y/i today 🧐

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zendaya SO PROUD OF MY GIRL!!!! ❤️

austinbutler ❤️

username 🤨🤨🤨 hello??????????

username is this the duo we never knew we needed

username i have never ever been so confused with my life until i read the comments

harrystyles Alice would love this. Not sure about Jack, though.

username WHOS ALICE??? JACK??? I AM SO CONFUSED

username I JUST LISTENED TO THE ALBUM AND ITS WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, AND AMAZING. YOU BOTH ARE AMAZING.

username first austin, now HARRY????

username THIS ALBUM SAVED MY LIFE

username WHEN HAVE YOU EVER MADE A BAD SONG. THATS RIGHT, NEVER.

ynrrystan

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ynrrystan YN LN seen leaving the airport at NYC just this morning. It is rumored that Harry Styles was seen with her a few minutes before.

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username 2022 IS THEIR YEAR!

username you cannot even see a small hint of jet lag on her face that is so impressive

username is she and harry going to perform?? if so im so looking forward to it!

username I WILL NEVER STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO HS + Y/I. EVEN IF I DIE

username ARE THEY HAVING SHOW

username it is not confirmed but it is said that they will perform hs + y/i

username SHES SO EFFORTLESSLY BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOSHHHH

username THIS IS A CHANCE I GET TO SEE THEM AGAIN I LIVE IN NYC

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yourinstagram reminder: this is one night only, nyc.

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username WHY IS SHE SO HOT WHAT

username IM SO SAD I CANT GO WTF I SPENT ALL MY MONEY AT COACHELLA

username harry you are so goddamn lucky to even talk to her omgggg

username YNRRY👏ONO👏LETS👏GOOOO👏

username YALL ARE SO BUSY TAKE A BREAK

yourinstagram believe me im trying to. someones stopping me from doing so

harrystyles You’re making me the bad guy again.

username so fucking excited to see yall tomorrow

username YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS

ynupdates

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ynupdates yn ln and harry styles tonight at one night only nyc!

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username THEY COMPLIMENT ONE ANOTHER SO WELL

username OMG EVEN IF THEYRE WEARING DIFFERENT CLOTHES THEY MANAGE TO FIT TOGETHER

username what the fuuuuuck I WASNT THERE 😭

username SO FUCKING POWERFUL

username THE DUALITY THESE TWO HAVE

username is it still love at first sight if ive seen them more than once

username THE SUNGLASSES ARE MINE HOLY LORD SHE WORE IT

username LUCKYYYYY

username ITS LIKE YNRRY AT 1D ALL OVER AGAIN IM CRYINF

username WHAT I WOULD DO TO REWIND TONIGHT

ynrryforeva

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ynrryforeva one night only, nyc

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username god and goddess

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username she played safe and she didnt trip

yourinstagram DONT REMIND ME

username THEY WERE SO HYPER TONIGHT I COULDNT KEEP UP

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username WHEN THEY SANG LITTLE FREAK. I HAVE NEVER CRIED SO MUCH

username tell me why i was expecting the other boys to show up.

username WHY ARE THEY SO

username MOM AND DADD

username i had a sore throat after the show

ynupdates

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ynupdates yn ln covers lady gaga’s judas at one night only, new york!

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username SHES THE BIGGEST LADY GAGA FAN I KNOW

username mommy? sorry. mommy..?

username HARRY WAS SO PROUD OF HER

username does she know what she does to us

username THIS COVER WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY MIND RENT FREE

username actually guys she sang that to me bcs she knew judas is my favorite song

username girl…. ik you dont know me but…

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username EVEN HARRY BECAME A FANBOY

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yourinstagram this was one night only, new york.

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harrystyles

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harrystyles One Night Only. New York. May, 2022.

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username JUDAS QUEEENNNNN

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username SO SO SO SO SO PROUD OMGGG

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username the vibes they put on stage that night. i will do anything to experience that again.

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username THEY LOOKED SO HAPPY ON STAGE I MISSED THEM BOTH TOGETHER

[timmymyluv]

power couple

FAKE INSTAGRAM

fc: park chaeyoung/rose of blackpink 

pt.2 (or could be read alone) of kpopidol!fem!reader x timothee chalamet

enjoy!

these are so fun ngl i love making them. <33

tchalamet

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mine

greatuser he's so lucky

usernamehere dk if he's luckier or she is

yourusername and i am yours. 

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ynfanskorea oh my god i want what they have

oliviarodrigo adopt me pls

yourusername my sweet childe

tchalamet hello daughter

oliviarodrigo parents

alexademie that's my bestie!

yourusername and ur my bestie! 🤗

gigihadid gorgeous girl

yourusername xoxo to u and khai my godchild

savannahsmith a goddess

yourusername says a goddess herself

haileybieber beautiful

yourusername

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had me in theatres like this the whole time

(promise I read the books)

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username7 GIRL HELP

datuser NOT WITH PAUL?!! he's about to do bad things babe

zendaya can u behave for ONCE!?! 😭😭

yourusername IM TRYING if he wasn't so fine 😭

johnnyjsuh couldn't even watch the movie in peace WITHOUT UR FINGERS IN THE WAY

onyour__mark cmon sheesh yn

arianagrande GIRL STAND UP!

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madisonbeer come on yn

dojacat same

lilnasx @tchalamet come get ur girl

deuxmoi

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this year's coachella has been spiced up - esp with this lovey dovey sighting of sweethearts timothée chalamet and blackpink's (y/n).

will this honeymoon period last forever or is this just a phase? word on the street is that miss (y/n) is being offered multiple million dollar contracts for leading roles in top billing movies. or timothee’s massive movie runs this year got him up for a second oscar nom? will their careers get in the way? we'll wait and see.

userhere BRO FUCK OFF leave them aloneeee

everyusername YALL timmy is super private and it took so much for him to even reveal this much to us don't fuck it up for us

bpforlife yn defends her personal life to the core so leave them alone

datblink ok when's the album

sassyuser if anyone is ON THE GROUND rn it's me I'm on my knees at a walmart

usernamehere alexa play loser lover by together x tomorrow

bpfanbase sorry im an anti-romantic (not)

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scrapbooking

somisomi309 alexa play call it fate, call it karma by the strokes

fans2334 this has to be one of their couple songs i swear

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timo.fan bet he’ll be on dazed korea next month

miyayeah cuties

daraxxi guapo (handsome)

yourusername diba? (right?)

userhere OMG yn knows tagalog too come on multilingual queen

kieltutin lovebirds

callmebyyouruser oh my god if only my scrapbooking looked like this 

inaboxuser if the image looked like that im sure it would

tchalamet

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look at you. now look at me. 

comments are off under this post. 

kidcudi

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soon.

“colors”. track eight. 

tagged yourusername

creativeuser NEW KID CUDI TUNES FINALLY

timofan timmy is living the dream being besties with cudi and ur gf collabing with him?? HELLO WAKE HIM UP

somisomi309 SO EXCITEDDDDDD track of the year

madisonhu presaved! 

jimmyfallon can’t wait for their performance together at late night! 

userfan23 omg when

eltonjohn some of the most talented artists today. <3

zedd upcoming hit!! 

lauvsongs going to be in my playlist i already know it 

popfan23 this is going to win a grammy i bet

yourusername

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this week's mood

rosesfan NOT THE TIMMY PIC

itz.lia had so much fun last night girlie!!

yourusername me too!!! luv u my jisu

username god hope that drink timmy had was not alcohol 

paulinechalamet i love that photo

yourusername me too! <33 thanks for sending it to me 

paulinechalamet always ^^

tchalamet HEY

fansyn omg i loved their nyc show 

ynforever her nyc encore look was so cutee 

oppafans bp concerts never miss i feel like this too 

ninefans im having post-concert sadness god bring me back :((

...

[cinderspots]

Now more random but still in Greek Mythology theme.

The reader can call Pegasus whenever they want and for some reason has a litteral army of dogs (Various breeds and they are at least 300), Reader control all of them.

The reader does say it but no one believes them due to them being a delusional (Daniela kind of Delusional. Yeah it's bad) than one day, the creatures just show up to get rid of any threat really.

How will the Ladies of Re8 react ?

Lmao should I start calling you Myth Anon?

Hope you enjoy ❤

Included: Mother Miranda, Mia Winters, Donna Beneviento, Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu

Mother Miranda

Due to your tendency to....imagine she barely even remembers nodding but not really believing

You're a little irritated by this but you dont bother bringing it up again

It's only when a pack of rogue lycan attack her that it comes to mind again

She may be a goddess but theres only so much she can do at once

So you stroll up (ignoring her cries for you to run) and just casually call hundreds of hounds

Miranda will never admit but she was shooketh

And when you realized she needed to be taken back home quickly to heal you called a pegasus

Well great, now Miranda's wondering what else you said was true

(Maybe there was a disposal monster?)

Mia Winters

Mia tries to be supportive but it can get exhausting

So when you bring that up she just checks it off as another crazy thing

Until she mumbles something about what would it be like to fly?

Oh you can do that!

Cue pegasus

Mia is....kind of embarrassed actually, she shouldve believed you or at least looked into it

(And when she comes home to hundreds of hounds she definitely re-evaluates)

Donna Beneviento

Donna has her own fair share of delusions so she understands

You really do believe that a ghost clown has been following you for your entire life

(She doesnt understand, hes standing there in the mirror every day, hes real)

Angie says shes bored one day and the dolls arent what shes looking for

So you call 30 or so hounds for her to play with

Donna makes no comment, but also wonders if she should check for clowns

Alcina Dimitrescu

She understands, her own daughter has the same problems but Oh my god you are not seeing a poltergeist

One day some sămca have the audacity to crash through a window and just casually pick Bela up??

Yeah nobody understood

But you got a Lyft from a pegasus (paid in gold, to eat and some sugar cubes as a tip) and solved the problem

:D

You are required to prove things now when you say them purely because alcina doesnt know what's real coming from you

Bela Dimitrescu

Same situation

But Bela is STILL skeptical

Like

The girl saw the flying horse right?

But she doesnt question the things you say as much

(Also in warmer months please take her on sky tours omg)

Cassandra Dimitrescu

Man she WISHES the hound thing was true

You two somehow end up competing in a hunt (because you thought you would win??)

And you just go fuck it and call some hounds over to definitely cheat

Cassandra is pissed at first but then over the moon

You are required to call of them that instant so Cassandra can play with them

Daniela Dimitrescu

Shes equally as bad so she actually tends to believe you easily

But oh my god hundreds of hounds to play with????

Daniela is in love

Sorry, you need to move, shes talking Bacon and Eggs

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

MY GODDESS, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU AND BULL BAKUGOU 👀🍿

Omg u even braught popcorn-

Um well how do I start : BACKGROUND (how they met)

(This is kind of inspired by one of the ask in @hanji-is-life idk who it was tho ;w; at least in how de met)

Warning: THIS GON BE LONG IM SORRY and cringy writting too..

- Bakuguo was the newst bull that came to the farm. He came form a bull fighting center (like the ones in spain.)

- He was in a bad shape but didn't stop him from almost suffering the whole Team reascue.

- They had to tranquilaze him in order to put him in the car and get treated for his wounds.

- Once treated (still in tranquilazer) they tooked him to a hybrid farm rescue (where i live).

-HOWEVER

- Once the tranquilazers effect passed....Hell begin again. Before the truck could even park. Mf started hitting the door like a fucking beast..many of the farmer workers were trying to calm him down by trying to surround him..

- God worst.decision.ever. cuz mf was ready to commit murder

- "Bakuguo pls calm down were trying to-" "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING HUMANS!! ALL OF U ARE THE SAME!!"

- Baku was about to throw his horns to the farmers chest when he suddendly felt a force the pushed him inside the barn

- But before he could could finish his curse he noticed something-no SOMEONE on top of him.

- "Ouch!!...geez ur is ur body made of metal or something??? That hurted..."

- "A.....cow..." the whispered out looking at me like a kid in a toy store, but how cant he not?? She's just so pretty...so small..so fragile- " (AUTHOR)!!! ARE U OK??!?!?" oh no.."Y-yeah im ok-EEEK!!!" Before que could even finnish Baku imediately grabbed the lil cow covering her protectively, he couldn't let those monsters get to her THEY WERE GOING TO HURT HER!!

- "OMG (AUTHOR)!!! BAKUGUO PLS DON'T HURT HER!!!"

-"Hurt her?..." how dare they..."YOU'RE THE ONES WHO WILL HURT HER YOU FUCKERS!! YALL THE SAME!!"

-"W-wait ur misunderstanding!! They're n-not going to hurt u!!" Baku freezed.."They braught u here because they want to help u too!!" The lil cow was trying her hardest to keep the tears in at this point, thing becoming too stressed and scary for her.

-but she wanted to help him, just like they helped her...because she knows what is like to live in those dark parts...knows the damage that those cruel people putted to her after being separated from her mother way too young to even remember her face...or voice..

- But if being in this situation could help this bull....then

-"i pr-promise u they their going to help...pls...dont hurt them" saying while trying to swallo the hiccups

-She'll try to be brave for him.

- A hour of convinving and disscusion happened before the lil cow got out of the farm with Baku holding her tiny hand...still unsure and high alert but at least hes not trying to kill anybody.

- It took him a while to get used to the enviroment or for him not to fight every Human that stepped close to his vision range.

- He became a lil popular with the other cow's but....

-let's just say he has one in mind in particular.