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lorepossum · 1 day ago

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I might just have to do it gamers*

*”It” being writing asmr scripts based off of Shakespeare plays because i think i might be about to be back in my Shakespeare era.

#god help me lmfao #shur up dismas #I SO CLEARLY HAVE THE IDEA FOR MUCH ADO IN MY BRAIN #the drama of Claudio and Hero #the argumen audio girlies would eat that shit up #Beatrice and benedick are OG enemies to lovers #it would be SO FUCKING GOOD #someone’s probably already done this but i haven’t seen it so #shakespeare #asmr rp #bf asmr #shut up dismas

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peteytheparrot · 4 months ago

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A Series of Unfortunate Events liberated me as a child in the way that it shows how utterly incompetent adults can be about children, like none of them care to understand how these children are feeling because they don’t see them as real living human beings, because they’re just kids! They don’t know any better!

#God it irritated me whilst watching the show at times on how literally no one could manage to keep these kids safe but obviously that’s the #entire point lmfao- this shit isn’t happy 😭#Count Olaf when I catch you when I-#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #I don’t remember much in that show besides that I wished it had a sadder ending HELP?? I forgot the ending now….#Now I’m reading the books and I think people said the ending was worst then the tv show so maybe I’ll get what I wanted ☠️#I also forgot what was in the sugar bowl…. That’ll be fun to discover again

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ff3nrisulfr · 6 months ago

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WHEN I TELL YOU IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET THE RIB CAGE RIGHT BRUH—ISTG

BUT NOW IM PROUD WITH HOW THIS IS COMING OUT SO FAR THO

#quaestor valdemar #the arcana valdemar #valdemar #the arcana #the arcana fanart #fanart #artists on tumblr #art #artwork #digital art #my art #my artwork #medibang #god pls help me #I spent like two weeks struggling on the rib cage LMFAO #but anyway yeah I really like their route on Dorian so far AAAAAA

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blueskittlesart · 11 months ago

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i do sincerely want to post new art guys i swear but art school is art schooling again so all i have is like shitty editorial illustration assignments to show for myself rn. like i just spent the last literal five hours working on THIS:

#can you guess what this editorial is about? no? yeah that's because i SUCK AT EDITORIAL ILLUSTRATION. SAVE ME #god. help me #i did manage to sneak in the botw sanidin park statue tho which is some small solace.#although knowing how crit usually goes in this class everyone is going to notice the horse statue and hate it. lmfao

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1-800-i-ship-it · 8 days ago

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- VICTOR ASKS YURI IF HE WANTS HIM TO BE A BOYFRIEND TO HIM??? THIS IS CANON?????

- VICTOR GIVES YURI A BOYFRIEND HUG BEFORE HE PERFORMS???? THE PRESS EATS IT UP???

- YURI GETS MOTIVATJON DURING HIS PERFORMANCE FROM TRYNA SEDUCE VICTOR???

- VICTOR APPLIES CHAPSTICK DIRECTLY TO YURI’S LIPS WITH HIS FINGER???? VICTOR THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT YURI IS BEAUTIFUL????

- YURI BASICALLY CONFESSES THAT VICTOR IS THE MAIN INSPIRATION FOR HIS THEME OF LOVE???

is this reality holy shit…im literally not even halfway through the show

#blu liveblogs #I don’t remember if I have this tag already but anyways #bluris liveblogs #yeah id ton remember my tag and tumblr isn’t helping #anyways #yuri on ice #blu yoi reactions #yoi ep 4 #yoi ep 5 #me making up tags knowing full well ima forget them later #anyways (2) not victor baiting yuri with a hug and then giving him a second nosebleed #my dude yuri probably nosebleeds everytime he looks at you...#and lmfao the rebellious tendencies being passed on is great i love that #u go yuri im so proud of you i love ur character development so much #and i loveee the lil kid minami omg hes adorbs #love that yuri has a dedicated fan as he should !!#russian yuri throwing his phone after seeing victor and yuri's hug was everything that was hilarious #eveyrtime i think this show cant get gayer it gets gayer but like not even linearly #its like exponentially dude #also i CANNOT get over yuri's whole speech at the end IM AWFKJLWEHFLK #not victor dissing yuri's tie like damn after he confessed his love for u #i also cant get over the many times theyve seen each other naked in the hot springs like the implications yall #i cant remember if victor thinks to himself that yuri is beautiful or like he actually says it #i feel like he thinks it at least twice but anyway #side tangent but how does yuri see without his glasses when performing does he have contacts or smth #ive said this before but i feel like i need to say it again:#gay sex is less gay than whatever the hell these two have going on #have a gay night everybody ima conk out #thank god i didnt reach tag limit xD

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moe-broey · 1 month ago

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Close ups on the pocket details!!! I'm SUPER happy w how the top pockets look 😳😳😳

I think the variety of pride pins with the moral panic button/Mr Faggot beadwork just. Really sells it. Shadow the Hedgehog voice Pee Your Pants. If you're going to be a shithead about me I'm going to be really annoying and do a bit about it. Plus the little golden angel pin... ALSO really pulls the whole thing together. "God help you" Right in front of my guardian angel? Really? 😒And how could I not make mention of. The Skull. I love you The Skull. It's a button (not sewn on yet, pinned) that I filled the details in w nail polish. Oh yeah! Besides the bottle cap pins (acrylics sealed with mod podge and a prayer), the biggest addition there is the chain lining the pocket flap! I think it looks SO SLICK

The pansy was gonna go on the queer side, but then I got the boutonniere idea! And I think it looks nice! Kinda adds to the asymmetry of the floral print/plaid blocking. And... of course.... I have... my friends...... 🥺 Biggest additions here are the glow-star pentagram pin, soda tabs and the heart locket!

I don't really have many new additions to the bottom pockets. Not yet! The only thing I did was stitch one side of the handcuff chain, and rearrange the pins holding up the other side. The cuffs/scorpion was just an impulse addition before going to a concert. But I do like it! And it looks even better now! Meanwhile, that other pocket, I actually have no idea what I'll do. Sakura is just there cause she matches really well, esp w the angel pin actually!

#punk tag #diy punk #my projects #I FORGOT I USED THAT TAG .#also i AM gonna put patches on this thang I PROMISE. I WAS TOO SCARED LAST RUN. THIS RUN. WILL BE DIFFERENT.#again still waiting. but i really really wanted to show off/talk about the details!!!!!#i have sooooo many Thoughts behind this jacket like. an entire ideology. it almost feels like drag in a way #like! in the sense that there's a performance and art going on here. if my existence is inherently controversial #then i'm gonna lean into that. make you sit with that. and i'm NO LONGER CUTE ABOUT IT #<- guy who called himself cute yesterday bc I LOOKED REALLY GOOD. IT WAS AWESOME. OKAY #i forget i have a body and a face so much.#also! the cuffs!!! feel like a slight nod to the kink community. like. i really do feel like the demonization of kink #is the reason why so much. everything is so bad. i have thoughts about this but i can't fully articulate them rn #but like. points at the sign that says all queerness and esp queer expression is kink in the eyes of bigots #points at the sign that those are my friends you asshole. it might even be me. who knows....#any which way! really coming together! i do really need to get studs though i think. the. horrors.#and also i'll look sick as hell.#rn i feel it's... well. not exactly subtle but i am fortunate to live in a safe area. i live in mind your own business state.#not like. saying that to you i mean like that's the general attitude where i live LMFAOOO #the worst i've gotten is a lady saying 'god help you' to me in passing. and that was really recent #an indication of ohhh changing tides. unsettling. but also she couldn't even look me in the eye when she said that lmfao #any which way! i am thinking of my safety but also i do feel like i'm lucky enough to have time.#my jacket

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dukeofdelirium · 9 months ago

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“um actually 🤓☝🏻 Katara and Aang having a tiny age gap is inappropriate because children view the world differently and I know they’re fucking cartoon characters and don’t represent real life children & they can bend the elements at will via martial arts but ☝🏻🤓 age gap only good if everyone is 18”

#oh my god lmao touch GRASS #help it’s sending me lmfao #kataang #pro kataang #avatar the last airbender #atla

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ncr-psyop · 10 months ago

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this man has been living in my head for the past week. i see him when i eat. when i sleep. repeat. PLEASE GET OUT OF MY HEAD, LEWIS (i actually don't mind, he can stay)

bonus:

#lewis nixon #band of brothers #bofb #hbo war #first drawing is a wip !! im currently struggling to draw ron god help me lmfao #art

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paperhats-and-evil-schemes · 2 years ago

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Me: //brushing up on my old Paperhat fanfics to make sure I'm getting details right for the new one//

Me @ my past readers:

#paperhat #villainous #OP #HOW DID ANYBODY ENJOY THESE??? LMFAO #THE GRAMMAR IS AWFUL I REPEATED SO MANY PHRASES WAY TOO MUCH WTF #SO MANY UNNECESSARY EPITHETS #THE CRINGE DIALOGUE #WTF #THE AMOUNT OF BULLFUCKINGSHITTERY THAT PPL LET ME GET AWAY WITH BACK THEN. ASTOUNDING.#IF I DIDNT HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME LOOKING BACK ON THESE DUMB THINGS ID GO BACK AND REWRITE THE SHIT OUTTA EM #GOD #AWFUL #Like sure I get that the concepts themselves work fine but wow reading these back makes me physically cringe #Just from like... how bad on a technical level that the writing //itself// is #Look I know that cringe culture is dead but THAT DOESN'T HELP STOP ME FROM FUCKING CRINGING AT THIS GARBAGE #Yeesh. Oh well. I guess I was never a professional or anything lol. But WOW #I mean I'm glad that people enjoyed them back then regardless of the flaws but man. MANNNNN......#I can do better #One day I will prove it lmao #Whenever I get around to finishing another goddamn fic lol

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kikitata2 · 11 months ago

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It is nearly 3 AM as I am writing this, so I do sincerely apologise for how deranged and unhinged I will be.

BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD. MY BRAIN CAN’T FUCKING HELP BUT BE SUPER OBSESSED WITH SHIPPING DREAM/MORPHEUS WITH JOHANNA CONSTANTINE.

I fucking can’t stop thinking about those two, like I swear to god the amount of chemistry these two have with each other is just making my mind go DHOWODHPHWIDHUIHDOWHOJIODHUSAHOSAXUIAHSDJDAOFHFEOJFJOJWEJOFWEJOJWFOJOFEJOEFJOOWDJWODEJOWOJDSADJOAO

I have important university work to do, and I genuinely need to get myself into a better sleeping schedule because god is it inconsistent af (like half of the time I will actually give myself a long night’s rest, and then the other half I’m just like kahedbkjeadasdojioasdijaidsojajod). But no, my fucking brain is just too busy thinking about the Morphanna ship to even think straight.

LIKE LOOK AT THESE TWO!!!!!!! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! AAAAAAAAAAJAEOIFJSFELJFAEKIHFKAHKAEHOFIAEFOIEAHFAEFIOAWHIDAWHIODWDOIHWADHOWDAOIHAWDHIODWAOHWADOIFHEAAHFIOAE

For god fucking rat’s furry ass sake I love these two way too much to the point where it’s just beyond feral and unhealthy.

Sorry I know I’m being melodramatic as fuck, but I just need to get this out of my system because it’s making my mind bubble up and shit.

#the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #the sandman netflix #johanna constantine #morphanna #I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I CANT STOP OBSESSING OVER THESE TWO HELP #these two could step on me any day #lord morpheus #i seriously need help lmfao

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onlyasimp4nobody · 2 months ago

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#I'm sorry I'm behind on asks I feel like it never fucking ends #can't talk to family about it. they worry too much. cant talk to friends about it. they just start giving unwarranted (well meaning) advice #and plus they basically live with me atp with how often they're over helping me fuck do I do?? bother them more??#dude it's embaressing even if it's not chronic shit it's just unlucky shit like how u gonna have an allergic reaction & then seizure same d #idk about therapy therapists scare me. it's not a therapy issue though I'm just tired and in pain all the fucking time #one more person says “same omg” or “well have you tried-” i will start cutting peoples throat and eating their livers #you do NOT know what it's like having to write your own will before 30 like this shit aint right shit aint fair #makes me petty and shit too people who are healthy like can you just fucking suffer why do you get that freedom but not me #it just never ends #like I really fucking hate it when people say “oh you have so much to live for” because no I don't #Not so sound like a right winger gosh dang god fearer but like deadass people focus so heavily on “mental health!!” they don't #realize even if you feel better and get therapy or shit that's not gonna be realistically helpful for anything physical going on in sm #it's a cycle even if you manage 1 thing - the medications cause a 2nd thing #and that's alongside all the OTHER things you take medications for which cause all those other things #it's like multiplying and makes your body slowly deplete but like never quite die. like I know realistically I can just die anyday #and yeah it is getting worse but it's no different because it's not about that #when you're sick it's not just “OMG DYING!!!” it's like. everything else in your life dies.#you can't cook for yourself. you can't clean. you can't move. you can't hang out with people anymore. you can barely work LMFAO.#I'm REALLY close to quitting it's not even funny lmao. cant put clothes on without struggling.#do people not know it's. physically impossible. to even eat sometimes. just vomit it all up or seize.#yeah it does make me petty #rant

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labyrinthofthestar · 4 months ago

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da*2. is a game

#more thoughts below here be warned. i really enjoyed the introductory sequence and how it juxtaposed varric's dramatized version with the #real sequence of events. i also enjoy how they tied in lothering. imo id say the game has a really solid start. i also really enjoy the #visuals and stylistic direction of the game- i'd even go so far as to say i largely prefer it to inquisition (its just the oilyness LMFAO)#esp with the qunari and how they look.. less so with the proportions of the elves* (something that really irked me in inquisition is how #harold is forced to have the very clearly downscaled proportions while the elvish npcs (solas sera and basically every other elf #you interact with) dont have the slouched shoulders and very? crumpled looking frame). dont like that youre forced only to play as a human #though its very obvious that they were not given a reasonable amount of time to actually finish the game because OH MY GOD the reused #locations. the story was fairly solid at the start but the game is incredibly short (im in act 3 at the end of 2 days of playing) esp in #comp to origins. everything feels vaguely disconnected in a way thats uncharacteristic of bioware with the context of having played dao dai #and some of me1. and introducing the timeskips did Not help. i can see why people got absolutely attached to the companions however #with the system of friend + rival and it producing dichotomic benefits. rivalmances apparently existing also creates a really fun way of #interacting with your companions. i like anders #anyways completely unprompted thoughts on da2 over thank you for your time (i just needed somewhere to put them or i would go insane)

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blueskittlesart · 8 months ago

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guys would you believe me if i said i fucked up and didnt realize there were 31 days in may

#oh my. fucking god #so there is actually one more day on the zine preorder. LMFAO #help me

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queenofbaws · 4 months ago

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Queenie my dear may I please request 💧?? Thanks and hope you’re doing well!!

💧Share something romantic/hot from your WIP, or just something sweet if it's gen.

for you kenzie??? anything ;)

jeez louise, an actual-factual queenie fic where there's SOME level of spice???????? at all?????? who'da thunk it??????? :Oc hehehehehehe maybe i'm not a one-trick pony after all...........................

“Yeah, I don’t know about you, but I definitely didn’t plan on getting chased by a bear.” “Or mercy-killing a moose.” “Ooor getting lost in a mine!” “Or walking halfway across the fucking countryside to get to this place.” “Or for Emily to be such a major bitch.” Letting his hands slide a little lower, Mike quirked an eyebrow. “Speak for yourself, ma’am. I fully expected that.” The last shred of Jess’s apprehension disappeared (or so he hoped) and she laughed, tipping her head back while pressing every other part of herself against him. “Smart man��” “My point being,” he interrupted, finally bringing his earlier desire to fruition by skating his fingers over her shoulder and catching the strap of her bra, pushing it aside to press his lips to the spot instead. “I’m a little worked up…” Another kiss. “You’re a little worked up…” A third. “But this place is the size of a shoebox, okay? If there was anyone else here, we’d know. We’d be shaking hands with them. Trading recipes for banana bread. Neighborly stuff.” She didn’t say anything to that, instead leaning into his touch, sighing when his mouth moved up to her neck. “So what say we…oh, gee, I don’t know…make our way back to the couch…get nice and toasty in front of the fire…and figure out some kinda way to work out all this excess energy, huh?” He felt her throat buzz as she hummed, and without her saying anything, something about it had him grinning. Even when she nudged him back, he couldn’t help smiling, trusting she was putting juuust enough space between them that they could look at each other. “Will you…maybe close the shutters first? Just in case?” she asked, wrapping her arms around him, her fingers carding up through his hair.

#chris-hartley #asks #queenie writes supermassive #bad moon rising #mikejess #mike x jess #???????????? god help me i've been in almosts land for so long i dont know the official ship name lmfao #itS MIKEJESS RIGHT????? RIGHT??????#lord have mercy im so old and rickety

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vulturereyy · 2 years ago

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