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Y'all can laugh at this real world shit.
#Not snz but...#I just got an email from a client#And it took me 20 minutes to figure out what she was trying to tell me#It said “I ate and no one said shit.”#I'm a life coach/counselor that specializes in helping other neurodivergents#I'm going over my notes like “did she mention an eating disorder?”#Did my ADHD ass really miss something big???#So I send her a response asking for clarification because I don't want her to think I'm ignoring her#I tell her that if she wants to discuss her eating situation we can do that#She is MASSIVELY confused#I am MASSIVELY confused#And then?#She explains that she meant she kicked ass and no one said anything#Y'all...#Gen X and Elder Millennials need help with this shit LMFAO#I'm not good with uncommon meanings of common words#Or short forms of common words#Or skibidi sigma whatever lol#For the love of all the gods...DO NOT make me invoke Pauly Shore#Don't tax my gig so hardcore dudes#Or you'll know that I'm just trying to chill in my pad with some sweet grindage#Why do you think Grimm talks the way he does??#BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE LMFAO#This has been a gnarly PSA#Oh and for additional LOLS#When you “ate it” during my time?#It means you fell down or failed lol#I'll just got back to writing courtly bullshit now lol
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Obsessed with sick cuddles. I love it when people have a bad cold and just long for affection and warmth. I love it when someone is sniffly and tired and feverish and cold, their body begging to be held and comforted. I love it when they lean into the touch of their caregiver/significant other with such pleading affection, they just need to be held. I love it when said caregiver holds them close and lets them rest their feverish head on their chest, whispering sweet nothings into their ear, because the poor thing just doesn’t feel good.
#cold whump#whump#fever whump#feverish#sickfic#sick whump#cuddles#cuddling & snuggling#hurt/comfort#snz thoughts#snz blog#snz
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it boy
#my art#portagas d. ace#ace one piece#portgas d ace#one piece#op fanart#gonna go a matching version with his brothers but im tired so i go sleep#snz
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Paint me like a patient
Pairings: liveweddingpainter!reader/doctor!jk, shy!reader, whipped!jk
Part 1 - Part 2 final (smut)
Warnings: none really, just heavy making out, future smut.
Summary: She sat their elegantly, her posture straight, her dress fallen down on the floor as a puddle and her eyes swarmed every detail of the beautiful couple on stage, however she didn't know that Jeon Jungkook was focusing on her instead.
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“Please, be respectful!” the maid of honor calls out, her voice cutting through the excited chatter of children crowding around my workspace, drawn to the vibrant colors of paint. “Pink! Pink! Pink!” A little one rushes over and hugs my knee as I sit, and I can’t help but admire their innocent joy.
Worry flickers through me at the thought of paint spilling, but that innocence is so refreshing. My brush glides smoothly as I outline the bride’s diamond crescents, each stroke a testament to the beauty of love—a sacred promise calling for a moment of peace.
“Jungkook, are you listening?” Jimin interrupts, playfully slapping the back of Jungkook's head.
Jungkook flinches, scowling in response, while Jimin laughs, teasing, “You’re not slick, staring at that painting girl.”
Jungkook pouts, leaning back in his chair like a predator poised to pounce. “I wasn’t looking at her; I’m looking at the painting.”
“Then go tell her how good it is! Why tell me?” Jimin smirks, pushing him.
Jungkook sinks deeper into his seat. “No.”
“Go.”
“No. No.”
“Go!” Jimin raises his voice slightly, drawing curious glances from guests at the bride’s table.
“Fine!” Jungkook stands up, adjusting his tie and pushing his hair back, exposing his forehead.
“How long are you gonna stand there, Mr. ‘I’m not looking at her’?”
Jungkook sighs, his posture rigid as he steps forward, determined not to glance back at Jimin, knowing it would only irritate him further. As he approaches, he sees her long, beautiful hair, and his heart sinks into a gentle sigh.
“Hi.” He steps into her space, and she pauses, turning toward him.
All she sees is a tall man with an endearing, giddy expression; his cheeks are round, and his muscular build adds to his charm. He’s adorable.
“You’re painting, it—it’s... uh...” Jungkook stutters, catching a glimpse of her lips curving into a soft smile that sends butterflies through him. “Pretty. Really pretty painting.”
He waits, and she laughs softly, mixing pink on her palette, nodding with eyes that sparkle as they lock onto his.
Jungkook can only return her gaze, laughter bubbling up between them.
In truth, the man before her makes her nervous in the best way possible; she longs to respond but struggles to find the words.
“Um, yeah, let me, uh, nice meeting you... I’ll let you focus,” he says, nervously laughing as he starts to step back.
She smiles warmly, offering a small goodbye, feeling a pang of disappointment as he retreats; his presence was comforting, lingering in her mind as she paints.
“That was one minute, Jeon Jungkook, and you didn’t even get her number,” Jimin scolds him.
“Why were you watching?” Jungkook scoffs, a hint of embarrassment creeping in.
“It was painful,” Jimin replies with a dramatic sigh.
Jungkook remains still, eyes fixed on the mysterious girl throughout the wedding, lost in thought until she begins to gather her things to leave.
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As the scene shifts, Jungkook finds himself in a hospital, where the weight of his responsibilities is palpable.
“Which bone is this?” he asks his shadowing student, whose voice trembles under the intensity of Jungkook's gaze.
“Uh, the femur, doctor,” the student stutters.
“Good.” Jungkook’s tone is sharp but fair.
“Doctor Jeon, a new patient has a broken leg.”
“What’s her status?” he inquires, quickening his pace.
“She’s stable, but in a lot of pain.”
“Let’s get her some relief,” he replies, determination fueling his steps.
As he enters the patient’s room, time seems to freeze; the air thickens, and his breath catches as he sees her—the painter girl, her smile radiant despite the injury, a spark of recognition lighting her eyes.
Jungkook gently removed the cuff from around his neck and approached the enigmatic painter girl, extending his hand for a shake.
"Hi, I'm Dr. Jeon," he said, captivated by the warmth of her touch and the sweet scent of cinnamon that seemed to linger in the air around her. It was a comforting aroma that reminded him of cozy afternoons spent in cafés.
"I'm ___," she replied softly, her voice wrapping around him like a soothing melody. She was stunning—so breathtakingly beautiful that her voice nearly put him in a trance, drawing him in deeper with each word.
From the corner of the room, a the shadowing student named Bailey watched them closely, her brow furrowed as she sensed the undeniable tension hanging between them like a taut string ready to snap.
Jungkook, lost in the charm of her voice, finally noticed her injured leg propped awkwardly at an angle. Concern flickered in his eyes as he knelt beside her. "How did you hurt yourself?" he asked gently, his tone laced with genuine care.
"I fell down a couple of stairs," she admitted, her cheeks tinged with embarrassment. She cast her gaze down, avoiding his eyes as if afraid to meet his concern head-on.
Dr. Jeon’s expression softened, and he carefully lifted her leg, assessing the injury with a practiced touch. "Our student here will get you a cast, and she'll call me afterward for a follow-up," he said, his voice steady and reassuring.
"But Dr. Jeon, do I really have to call you? I didn't think—" Bailey protested, her voice wavering slightly.
"Please, just follow the instructions, Bailey," he said, forcing a reassuring smile that masked his underlying worry. He glanced back at ___, his eyes lingering on her face, as if gauging her discomfort.
___ felt a mix of emotions swirling within her—overwhelmed by the situation, yet acutely aware of Dr. Jeon’s warm presence and his undivided attention.
"It is kind of painful, Dr.," she asked hesitantly, biting her lip as she tried to gauge his reaction.
"Don’t worry," he assured her, his voice a balm to her worries. "You’ll be back to normal in no time." His smile was infectious, and she felt a flicker of hope in his words.
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Later, as I wheeled through the hospital’s bright corridors, the scent of antiseptic mingling with the occasional whiff of fresh flowers from a nearby bouquet, I waited for my mom to pick me up. I was grateful it was just my leg that was injured—if it had been my arms, I wouldn't be able to paint, a thought that both relieved and saddened me.
“___!” I heard Dr. Jeon’s voice call from a distance, cutting through the noise of bustling nurses and patients.
He rushed toward me, his smile brightening the dimness of my day. “Sorry, my forgetful student didn’t call me back. It could affect her grade,” he said with a mock-seriousness that made me chuckle.
“Dr. Jeon! Please don’t be hard on poor Bailey!” I laughed, the lightness of the moment easing my earlier anxiety.
“I’m just teasing, ___,” he replied, but his expression turned serious again. He pulled out a sharpie and carefully wrote on my cast, bending down to meet my knee level. I glanced down at his tousled hair, which made him look almost like a playful boba ball. The sight of him so close felt both comforting and exciting.
“Done!” he announced, stepping back with a triumphant grin.
Looking down, I saw a number scrawled alongside a cheerful note wishing me to feel better. It was a simple gesture, but it sent a flutter through my chest. When I glanced back up, however, he was already gone, swept back into the busy rhythm of the hospital, his white coat trailing behind him like a cape.
Shock coursed through me. What did this mean? Should I call him? The number lingered in my mind, a beacon of possibility amidst the uncertainty. Would he want to hear from me? My heart raced as I weighed the options, contemplating the connection we had just begun to forge.
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I was sweating profusely on the Pilates machine, my breath coming in short gasps as I desperately sipped from a small glass of water. My leg was better, and I decided to just stick to arm exercises. The rhythmic hum of the gym around me felt like a distant buzz. "Girl, what's got you so tired today?" my friend Jessie asked, her voice cutting through my focus.
"What do you mean? I’m normal, I swear," I replied, a hint of nervousness creeping into my tone as I tried to wipe the sweat from my brow.
Jessie raised an eyebrow, clearly unconvinced. Her smirk was all too familiar, like she could read my thoughts. "I know you, girl."
I hesitated, feeling a flutter of excitement mixed with anxiety. Finally, I let it slip. "Well, there might be a man..."
"Ooo, who?!" she exclaimed, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.
I took a deep breath, feeling my heart race. "So, I was painting at this client's wedding, right? And this guy came up to me. I found him so cute! Turns out he’s actually a doctor at our hospital!"
Jessie’s eyes widened in shock, her mouth forming a perfect "O." "A doctor, __!!!!!!! And you didn’t even try to tell me?"
"Stop, Jessie! You know I get tongue-tied talking about him, even though it’s only been a short while."
Jessie scoffed, her excitement undeterred. "So go for it, girl! What’s holding you back?"
"He gave me his number, but I’m hesitant to call. What if it’s just about the cast and not about me…?" The thought made my stomach twist.
Jessie slapped the back of my head playfully. "Girl, doctors would go to jail if they did that with their clients! Be realistic. This man likes you! Now let’s go eat some grilled cheese; I’m craving Panera."
"You go ahead. I’ll call him..." My voice trailed off, uncertainty flooding back in.
"Fine! I’ll be in the changing rooms. See you!" Jessie dashed off, leaving me alone with my racing thoughts.
I nervously handled my phone, wiping my sweaty hands on the towel around my neck before gulping down another mouthful of water. The weight of the moment felt heavy, and my heart pounded as I pressed the keys to input his number. Finally, I hit "dial" and held my breath.
Within three seconds, I heard an enthusiastic, "Hello!"
I couldn’t help but chuckle at his energy. "Hi!" I replied, my voice wavering slightly.
"Um, how’s your knee?" he asked quietly, a hint of concern lacing his tone. I could almost picture him, his brow furrowed with genuine care.
"Yeah, it’s good, doct—"
"Jungkook. Please call me Jungkook."
"Okay, yes, Jungkook," I said, feeling a warm flutter in my chest as his name rolled off my tongue.
There was a brief silence, a soft shuffle on his end, before he spoke again. "I want to ask you out on a date—at the arcade in downtown?"
I was momentarily speechless, the words hanging in the air like a promise. But excitement quickly surged through me. "Yes!" I replied, almost too eagerly, a grin breaking across my face.
My heart raced, and I felt a rush of adrenaline. Jungkook let out a relieved breath, and I could hear the smile in his voice. "Great! I’ll see you tonight? I know it’s a bit rushed; I finish work at 6—"
"I’d love to, Jungkook."
"Before I leave… dress code is fancy!" he added, his tone teasing yet serious.
I burst out laughing, the sound echoing in the empty gym. "Fancy, Jungkook? It’s an arcade! Are you serious?"
He laughed back, the sound bright and contagious. "Yes! Now go, go!" he exaggerated, and I could hear the excitement bubbling in his voice.
Feeling affectionate and lighthearted, I said goodbye, a smile plastered across my face as I hung up. My heart danced in my chest, and as I glanced at my reflection in the gym mirror, I couldn’t help but grin at the unexpected thrill of what lay ahead.
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My dress cascaded elegantly down to my feet, hugging my curves just right. I felt beautiful, even with my crutches held tightly under my form-fitting black dress. I wanted to accentuate my figure, so I styled my hair to flow down to my waist, opting for a natural glow with minimal makeup. Excitement bubbled within me as I prepared to see him.
As I grabbed my bag—its sole treasure a shimmering lip gloss—I caught sight of him standing under the moonlight on the empty street. His presence filled me with a warmth that made my heart flutter. Dressed in an all-black suit adorned with soft Swarovski crystals, he looked utterly dashing. His smile, bright and inviting, drew me in.
“Hello…” he gasped softly.
I could feel his gaze tracing my body as I moved. It felt electric, and I noticed him stealing a glance at my curves as he opened the car door for me.
Once we settled in, before the car roared to life, he simply stared at me, a quiet intensity in his eyes.
“What’s wrong? Is there something on my face?” I asked, my insecurity creeping in as I reached for the car mirror.
He took my hand gently and held it, his touch comforting.
“Nothing about this is wrong. You look gorgeous. I just want to stare a bit longer.”
His words silenced me, and I found myself blushing deeply as I pulled my bag closer.
He started the car, and we set off for the arcade.
“So, what brought you to this city, beautiful?”
The compliment made me warm inside. “I came for the weddings. This city has so many beautiful landscapes, perfect for ceremonies and photos. I travel a lot for work.”
“Do you enjoy what you do?”
“Absolutely. It’s rewarding to be part of someone’s special day, adding a sprinkle of positivity to their lives. Knowing my work hangs on their living room walls, it feels like I’m part of something significant.”
Jungkook smiled softly, his gaze never leaving me.
“Yeah, I agree. You’re special, and I love the idea of spreading positivity. As a doctor…”
I listened intently, holding his left hand while he steered with his right.
“As humans, we often focus on the negatives. One bad interaction can linger all week, making it hard to feel safe around people. But with you, your energy feels inviting. The way you smiled at everyone at the wedding, how you played with the kids—it’s just…”
I felt tears prick at my eyes, touched that this man, whom I had known for such a short time, could see me like this.
Before I knew it, we arrived at our destination.
“Arcade Diner! Jungkook, I thought you meant an actual arcade! This place looks too fancy—”
He chuckled. “Did you really think I’d take you to an arcade in such a beautiful dress?”
“Well, I—”
“Come on, hold my hand and let’s go.”
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The date had gone incredibly well, filled with laughter and deep conversations about our careers and lifelong dreams. Jungkook’s intensity made me feel heard, and he smiled at everything I said.
“Here’s home…” he said as we pulled up.
“Thank you for dropping me off, Jungkook.”
He smiled softly, stepping out of the car to open my door.
As we stood facing each other, the only sounds were the crickets chirping and the gentle whisper of the night air.
“I want to get to know you more. I really enjoyed tonight, and I’d like this to become something more—if you want it too,” Jungkook rambled, his sincerity evident.
I placed my hand on his cheek and gave him a gentle peck. “Thank you for this amazing night, Jungkook. You really put my heart at ease.”
His eyes widened in surprise, and for a moment, he seemed lost in thought.
Then, suddenly, he grabbed my hands and pulled me closer, his left arm wrapping around my waist.
With a soft “oof,” I found myself pressed against his chest.
He leaned in, kissing my lips softly. The air shifted between us, and our kiss deepened as he gently traced his tongue against mine. A thrill surged through me, and I felt an intoxicating happiness wash over me. Our kiss grew more passionate, his movements becoming more urgent. I melted into him, my cheeks burning as soft sounds escaped me, craving more of this beautiful moment.
I could hear his soft groans as his hands engulfs my waist.
When we finally pulled away, we both took deep breaths, our cheeks flushed and warm, laughter spilling between us as we reveled in the adrenaline of our encounter.
“I have a wedding to go to tomorrow. I’d love some company while I paint, if that’s okay with you,” I suggested.
“Of course, beautiful,” he replied with a soft smile.
#jungkook#bts jk#bts fic#bts fanfic#jeon jungkoooook#jeon jungkook#bts#jungook#bts jungkook#bts jimin#bts army#bts updates#bangtan#taehyung#jungkook scenarios#jungkook smut#jungkook series#jungkook seven#jungkook snz#jeon jungook#jungook oneshot#jungkook fic#park jimin#jimin
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Lee Know sneeze
GUYS FINALLY
I found it on I.N's fancam that was posted today 🥳 there's no sound whatsoever but at least the quality is good and he's so cute 😭😭 the shake after he turns back around LMAO
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I love the way colds or allergies destroy a man’s ego and make them all flustered and shy bc they can’t help but sneeze and blow their nose every few minutes. Like the idea of it is just 😮💨🤌
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A horny, shy fetishist who’s prone to terrible unstoppable desperate sneezing fits. I’m talking 10, 12, 15 sometimes 20 sneezes in one go.
Well, today they can tell they’re due a fit. A persistent tickle has plagued their nose all day…. and that’s bad, because with that tickles comes that warm flicker of arousal. You see sneezing turns them on, always has, hell even the tickle turns them on, and after 15 sneezes they’re rock hard every time.
They've been sat at their desk for hours snorting, sniffling, jostling and nudging at their nose, but now it’s getting dangerous. Their nostrils won’t stop flaring! The itch has become their sole focus. Their nose feels, somehow, bigger more inflamed as the tickle grows.
Fuck! their breath catches, “HEHH…HEH-NGGGXT - NGGXXT” they groan after two rapid fire stifles slip out…and their cock throbs in response.
At least no one heard, they think… Getting blessed just adds to the arousal.
They try and stay calm, but it doesn’t take long for their breathing to get unsteady and shaky again, they beg not to sneeze again but “EHHH-NGXT… HEH-NGGGXT-CHEW…ahhh..aaahhh… ahhh!! ...AHHHH-NGGGXX-CHEWW”… fuck! Each sneeze is such a horrible, sexy tease. Especially when they loose control of stifling, and a wet mist coats their arm.
This time they receive chorus of “bless yous” and it drives them absolutely wild. His cock stands to attention.
But they can’t focus on that, because at this point their nose feels itchier than ever, and before they can even achieve a full sniffle … “HAHH!! HHHAARRSHU, HAARRSHHHUU….” 9 back to back sneezes expel themselves from their nose.
The coworker next to him blessing each sneeze in shock! Bewildered and concerned at that almighty sneeze display.
He keeps his dripping wet hands clasped over his nose, before he sniffs, and looks up, sheepishly wiping them on his trousers. As expected he’s now ruby red, his heart pulsing, and sniffly. His rock hard cock straining against his trousers. Of course he’s unable to move for tissues until he’s feeling a little calmer downstairs.
“thank you” he stutters. Eyes on his computer pretending to work as his cock strains against his trousers.
#snz scenario#work snz#snz thoughts#Aroused snz fit#Rock hard from snz#Prone to sneezing fits is how I want my men#snz kink#snzfucker#snzblr
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A request from a lovely individual - I need to sneeze due to cooking something spicy, so you cover my sneezes for me with a tea towel (or dish cloth for non-brits 😉)
I try my best to hold back and stifle my sneezes before they really start up, begging you to help me out, then sneeze over and over into the fabric in your hand. I'm so desperate and my breath is hitching almost nonstop, but I still try to speak and let you know how much my nose tickles. When I'm finished, you hold the fabric for me to blow my nose into. You're so very helpful 💕
Hope you enjoy! 🥰
#for those interested i used chhinkni and a hairpin to tease these out! ~acting~#though I have sneezed from cooking smoke before and that was very fun and I should share that obs tbh#snz kink#sneeze kink#snz fet#snz fucker#sneeze wav#ntwav#snzblr
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when someone is sick and they're warning people about it. 😍🥵👀 just a few prime examples:
"ugh, trust mbe, you don't wandt this."
"you bmight wanna step bagk. I thigk I'b c-contagious... heh-!"
"keeb your distance. I'b really - hih...hah'ISSHiue! ...sigk."
"I don't wand to get you sigk."
"don't combe near mbe unless you want to be in for a world of bmisery."
"huh’GGSSHH’IUE! ugh. enter at your own risk."
"I wouldn't sidt there if I were y-you - ha'iggSHH’iue!"
[feel free to add your own! 🙏]
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A sneezy CEO.
#hazbin hotel vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#vox#vox fanart#vox the tv demon#hazbin hotel#sneezeblr#snezbin hotel#snz art#snezblr#snezario#sneeze scenario#sneeze art#sneeze kink#snz#sneeze#sneezing#male snz#sneeze blog#snz blog
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okay i know ive touched on this briefly but the idea of someone having to “sneeze something out” is actually so hot. whether it’s an allergen, pollen, or a cold, someone having to sneeze out the irritant out to get relief is soooo hot
#sorry i don’t make the rules#but it is really hot#snzblr#snz#sneeze#snz kink#sneeze kink#snz blog#snzfucker#sneezes#snz fet#snzario
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Concept: sneezy girl in a sundress using the hem to sneeze into-
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B has been feeling a little weird all day. A little shivery, a little tired, a little achey, starting to get sniffly, but overall okay. They don’t feel sick per se, just a little off.
Cut to B having a little movie night with their partner A, who is cradling B’s head in their lap. A is carding softly through their hair as they feel B’s breathing start to grow deeper and slower. They smile and move their fingers down towards B’s eyes, only to brush their forehead and stop. Is it just them, or is B feeling a little warm? They move their hand to B’s cheek, their other cupping the nape of their neck.
“You feeling okay? You feel really warm,” A asked, feeling B roll a little bit in their lap.
B mumbled something before burying their hot face deeper into the blankets and sniffling liquidly.
“Aw honey, let me get you some Tylenol so you can get some rest.”
#cold whump#fever whump#fever#feverish#hurt/comfort#sickness#whump tropes#sick whump#whump scenario#sickfic#sick fanfic#imagine#sneezing#snz things#sneezeblr#snzblr#coughing#sickie
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Sneezing mid-scold, especially when the thing that the person did is what caused the illness/allergy.
“I can’t - snf! - believe you! Honestly, someone could have been really…really-! AKSH’SHOO!”
“Er…bless you.”
“Don’t you bless me! I’ve had about enough of your luck, thangk - KSH’SHOO!”
#ohnos ideas#ohnos prompts#snz#snzblr#snz prompt#snz prompts#snzario#snezario#snz scenario#snz kink#snz things#snezblr#snez kink#snzzzzz#snzfucker#snz blog#snz fet#whump
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Sneezing dynamics I like
Apologetic sneezes. I don’t need to say much more. Maybe when they’re really tired, they forget to apologize after sneezing, making the other person worry.
Someone who usually stifles their sneezes but doesn’t when they’re REALLY comfortable with someone. They’re not very loud either.
False starts. Both the sneezer and the observer can feel the same type of frustration and desperation.
A person who appears outgoing, charismatic, confident, and naturally elegant but becomes shy and embarrassed when they lose control. They might stifle sneezes whenever possible, trying to avoid drawing attention, which ironically ends up drawing more attention, and then apologizes out of habit.
Someone politely steps aside from another person to sneeze into their elbow, turning to the side. "Sorry, what were you saying..." They compose themselves, but then, just a few seconds later, they turn away to sneeze again in the middle of the other person’s sentence.
Continuing the interrupted sentence after a sneeze, causing the words to come out breathless, tired, or congested.
"I didn’t know you sneezed so much when you were sick." Rediscovering new aspects of someone when they’re sick.
Becoming more affectionate or clingy when not feeling well?
Raising a finger to pause the other person before sneezing. A classic.
Sneezing into the elbow, wrist, or forearm.
Sneezing into a handkerchief, muffled, and then blowing their nose almost immediately.
Sneezing twice in such quick succession that the other person struggles to tell if it was one or two sneezes.
"Sorry, I can’t stop" or "Sorry, it got me..."
The other person grabs a roll of paper towels, asks a third person for tissues, or hands over napkins without the sneezy one asking, just because they see them sniffling or tearing up more than usual.
“Bless you. And bless you” before they sneeze a second time, just because of their pre-sneeze face.
"ATChsshu! [Insert generic sneeze sound] "Achu. Bless you!" The other person imitates the sneeze, not mockingly, just because they find it cute, before blessing them.
Fanning themselves before sneezing without realizing it, or subtly rubbing one side of their nose with a curved finger to hold back the sneeze.
SOFT sneezes. Not stifled, just intrinsically soft, as if they didn’t have the strength to sneeze more forcefully.
Clenching their teeth to stifle a sneeze and exhaling through their teeth afterward.
Two people sleeping next to each other, one spooning the other from behind. The big spoon can’t avoid sneezing but holds it back to avoid spraying the little spoon, making their whole body shake. The effort leaves them dizzy.
Sneeze followed by a congested, heavy exhalation. Pressing the bridge of the nose and shaking their head. Blinking several times and trying to concentrate on the pile of work in front of them.
Someone at public events who don’t want to sneeze, making subtle gestures like rubbing their nose with a finger, clearing their throat, swallowing, or squinting. They’re more distracted than usual, sniffling very discreetly, pressing the bridge of their nose.
A stoic character in a position of power losing control. Their subordinates seeing them as human for the first time and growing fond of their condition.
They usually sneeze in a certain way until suddenly they let out a different sneeze (maybe because they’re tired of stifling it or because it’s stronger than usual), and the other person exclaims, “Bless you!” instead of blessing them softly, and makes a comment about it. “That was strong, are you okay?”
Small comforting gestures, almost unconsciously. Lightly rubbing their back, a small touch on the forearm or leg, or gently brushing their hair.
A very polite, elegant person cursing after their fifth or sixth sneeze in a fit. “...fuck. So sorry, I can’t stop…”
“Ok-eh-aysSHTCHu!” A sneeze mixing with the last word they were saying.
A character with a mystical, almost distant aura. Probably powerful, mysterious, doing something as mundane as sneezing and “coming down” to earth. “Don’t look at me like that. It’s normal.”
Sneezing during an interview. So many situations could happen with this 🤭
“I’m going to die” A little bit of drama, exhausted, after a very strong sneezing fit.
Workaholic sick.
Sneezing and/or while smoking.
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Hnnggg, how about pillow talk sneezes.
Lying face to face as close as you can while still able to see one another. Listening quietly as they express their exhaustion from battling back their cold all day at work. You keep running your fingers through their hair, lightly scratching their scalp. Then a soft concern mixing with undeniable arousal when they cut themselves off abruptly, hurrying to bury their face into the pillow to muffle a trio of aggressive, body-shaking, sneezes only to resurface sniffling and whispering “S’cuse mbe.”
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