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Y'all can laugh at this real world shit.
#Not snz but...#I just got an email from a client#And it took me 20 minutes to figure out what she was trying to tell me#It said “I ate and no one said shit.”#I'm a life coach/counselor that specializes in helping other neurodivergents#I'm going over my notes like “did she mention an eating disorder?”#Did my ADHD ass really miss something big???#So I send her a response asking for clarification because I don't want her to think I'm ignoring her#I tell her that if she wants to discuss her eating situation we can do that#She is MASSIVELY confused#I am MASSIVELY confused#And then?#She explains that she meant she kicked ass and no one said anything#Y'all...#Gen X and Elder Millennials need help with this shit LMFAO#I'm not good with uncommon meanings of common words#Or short forms of common words#Or skibidi sigma whatever lol#For the love of all the gods...DO NOT make me invoke Pauly Shore#Don't tax my gig so hardcore dudes#Or you'll know that I'm just trying to chill in my pad with some sweet grindage#Why do you think Grimm talks the way he does??#BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE LMFAO#This has been a gnarly PSA#Oh and for additional LOLS#When you “ate it” during my time?#It means you fell down or failed lol#I'll just got back to writing courtly bullshit now lol
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it boy
#my art#portagas d. ace#ace one piece#portgas d ace#one piece#op fanart#gonna go a matching version with his brothers but im tired so i go sleep#snz
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Obsessed with sick cuddles. I love it when people have a bad cold and just long for affection and warmth. I love it when someone is sniffly and tired and feverish and cold, their body begging to be held and comforted. I love it when they lean into the touch of their caregiver/significant other with such pleading affection, they just need to be held. I love it when said caregiver holds them close and lets them rest their feverish head on their chest, whispering sweet nothings into their ear, because the poor thing just doesn’t feel good.
#cold whump#whump#fever whump#feverish#sickfic#sick whump#cuddles#cuddling & snuggling#hurt/comfort#snz thoughts#snz blog#snz
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Paint me like a patient
Pairings: liveweddingpainter!reader/doctor!jk, shy!reader, whipped!jk
Part 1 - Part 2 final (smut)
Warnings: none really, just heavy making out, future smut.
Summary: She sat their elegantly, her posture straight, her dress fallen down on the floor as a puddle and her eyes swarmed every detail of the beautiful couple on stage, however she didn't know that Jeon Jungkook was focusing on her instead.
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“Please, be respectful!” the maid of honor calls out, her voice cutting through the excited chatter of children crowding around my workspace, drawn to the vibrant colors of paint. “Pink! Pink! Pink!” A little one rushes over and hugs my knee as I sit, and I can’t help but admire their innocent joy.
Worry flickers through me at the thought of paint spilling, but that innocence is so refreshing. My brush glides smoothly as I outline the bride’s diamond crescents, each stroke a testament to the beauty of love—a sacred promise calling for a moment of peace.
“Jungkook, are you listening?” Jimin interrupts, playfully slapping the back of Jungkook's head.
Jungkook flinches, scowling in response, while Jimin laughs, teasing, “You’re not slick, staring at that painting girl.”
Jungkook pouts, leaning back in his chair like a predator poised to pounce. “I wasn’t looking at her; I’m looking at the painting.”
“Then go tell her how good it is! Why tell me?” Jimin smirks, pushing him.
Jungkook sinks deeper into his seat. “No.”
“Go.”
“No. No.”
“Go!” Jimin raises his voice slightly, drawing curious glances from guests at the bride’s table.
“Fine!” Jungkook stands up, adjusting his tie and pushing his hair back, exposing his forehead.
“How long are you gonna stand there, Mr. ‘I’m not looking at her’?”
Jungkook sighs, his posture rigid as he steps forward, determined not to glance back at Jimin, knowing it would only irritate him further. As he approaches, he sees her long, beautiful hair, and his heart sinks into a gentle sigh.
“Hi.” He steps into her space, and she pauses, turning toward him.
All she sees is a tall man with an endearing, giddy expression; his cheeks are round, and his muscular build adds to his charm. He’s adorable.
“You’re painting, it—it’s... uh...” Jungkook stutters, catching a glimpse of her lips curving into a soft smile that sends butterflies through him. “Pretty. Really pretty painting.”
He waits, and she laughs softly, mixing pink on her palette, nodding with eyes that sparkle as they lock onto his.
Jungkook can only return her gaze, laughter bubbling up between them.
In truth, the man before her makes her nervous in the best way possible; she longs to respond but struggles to find the words.
“Um, yeah, let me, uh, nice meeting you... I’ll let you focus,” he says, nervously laughing as he starts to step back.
She smiles warmly, offering a small goodbye, feeling a pang of disappointment as he retreats; his presence was comforting, lingering in her mind as she paints.
“That was one minute, Jeon Jungkook, and you didn’t even get her number,” Jimin scolds him.
“Why were you watching?” Jungkook scoffs, a hint of embarrassment creeping in.
“It was painful,” Jimin replies with a dramatic sigh.
Jungkook remains still, eyes fixed on the mysterious girl throughout the wedding, lost in thought until she begins to gather her things to leave.
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As the scene shifts, Jungkook finds himself in a hospital, where the weight of his responsibilities is palpable.
“Which bone is this?” he asks his shadowing student, whose voice trembles under the intensity of Jungkook's gaze.
“Uh, the femur, doctor,” the student stutters.
“Good.” Jungkook’s tone is sharp but fair.
“Doctor Jeon, a new patient has a broken leg.”
“What’s her status?” he inquires, quickening his pace.
“She’s stable, but in a lot of pain.”
“Let’s get her some relief,” he replies, determination fueling his steps.
As he enters the patient’s room, time seems to freeze; the air thickens, and his breath catches as he sees her—the painter girl, her smile radiant despite the injury, a spark of recognition lighting her eyes.
Jungkook gently removed the cuff from around his neck and approached the enigmatic painter girl, extending his hand for a shake.
"Hi, I'm Dr. Jeon," he said, captivated by the warmth of her touch and the sweet scent of cinnamon that seemed to linger in the air around her. It was a comforting aroma that reminded him of cozy afternoons spent in cafés.
"I'm ___," she replied softly, her voice wrapping around him like a soothing melody. She was stunning—so breathtakingly beautiful that her voice nearly put him in a trance, drawing him in deeper with each word.
From the corner of the room, a the shadowing student named Bailey watched them closely, her brow furrowed as she sensed the undeniable tension hanging between them like a taut string ready to snap.
Jungkook, lost in the charm of her voice, finally noticed her injured leg propped awkwardly at an angle. Concern flickered in his eyes as he knelt beside her. "How did you hurt yourself?" he asked gently, his tone laced with genuine care.
"I fell down a couple of stairs," she admitted, her cheeks tinged with embarrassment. She cast her gaze down, avoiding his eyes as if afraid to meet his concern head-on.
Dr. Jeon’s expression softened, and he carefully lifted her leg, assessing the injury with a practiced touch. "Our student here will get you a cast, and she'll call me afterward for a follow-up," he said, his voice steady and reassuring.
"But Dr. Jeon, do I really have to call you? I didn't think—" Bailey protested, her voice wavering slightly.
"Please, just follow the instructions, Bailey," he said, forcing a reassuring smile that masked his underlying worry. He glanced back at ___, his eyes lingering on her face, as if gauging her discomfort.
___ felt a mix of emotions swirling within her—overwhelmed by the situation, yet acutely aware of Dr. Jeon’s warm presence and his undivided attention.
"It is kind of painful, Dr.," she asked hesitantly, biting her lip as she tried to gauge his reaction.
"Don’t worry," he assured her, his voice a balm to her worries. "You’ll be back to normal in no time." His smile was infectious, and she felt a flicker of hope in his words.
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Later, as I wheeled through the hospital’s bright corridors, the scent of antiseptic mingling with the occasional whiff of fresh flowers from a nearby bouquet, I waited for my mom to pick me up. I was grateful it was just my leg that was injured—if it had been my arms, I wouldn't be able to paint, a thought that both relieved and saddened me.
“___!” I heard Dr. Jeon’s voice call from a distance, cutting through the noise of bustling nurses and patients.
He rushed toward me, his smile brightening the dimness of my day. “Sorry, my forgetful student didn’t call me back. It could affect her grade,” he said with a mock-seriousness that made me chuckle.
“Dr. Jeon! Please don’t be hard on poor Bailey!” I laughed, the lightness of the moment easing my earlier anxiety.
“I’m just teasing, ___,” he replied, but his expression turned serious again. He pulled out a sharpie and carefully wrote on my cast, bending down to meet my knee level. I glanced down at his tousled hair, which made him look almost like a playful boba ball. The sight of him so close felt both comforting and exciting.
“Done!” he announced, stepping back with a triumphant grin.
Looking down, I saw a number scrawled alongside a cheerful note wishing me to feel better. It was a simple gesture, but it sent a flutter through my chest. When I glanced back up, however, he was already gone, swept back into the busy rhythm of the hospital, his white coat trailing behind him like a cape.
Shock coursed through me. What did this mean? Should I call him? The number lingered in my mind, a beacon of possibility amidst the uncertainty. Would he want to hear from me? My heart raced as I weighed the options, contemplating the connection we had just begun to forge.
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I was sweating profusely on the Pilates machine, my breath coming in short gasps as I desperately sipped from a small glass of water. My leg was better, and I decided to just stick to arm exercises. The rhythmic hum of the gym around me felt like a distant buzz. "Girl, what's got you so tired today?" my friend Jessie asked, her voice cutting through my focus.
"What do you mean? I’m normal, I swear," I replied, a hint of nervousness creeping into my tone as I tried to wipe the sweat from my brow.
Jessie raised an eyebrow, clearly unconvinced. Her smirk was all too familiar, like she could read my thoughts. "I know you, girl."
I hesitated, feeling a flutter of excitement mixed with anxiety. Finally, I let it slip. "Well, there might be a man..."
"Ooo, who?!" she exclaimed, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.
I took a deep breath, feeling my heart race. "So, I was painting at this client's wedding, right? And this guy came up to me. I found him so cute! Turns out he’s actually a doctor at our hospital!"
Jessie’s eyes widened in shock, her mouth forming a perfect "O." "A doctor, __!!!!!!! And you didn’t even try to tell me?"
"Stop, Jessie! You know I get tongue-tied talking about him, even though it’s only been a short while."
Jessie scoffed, her excitement undeterred. "So go for it, girl! What’s holding you back?"
"He gave me his number, but I’m hesitant to call. What if it’s just about the cast and not about me…?" The thought made my stomach twist.
Jessie slapped the back of my head playfully. "Girl, doctors would go to jail if they did that with their clients! Be realistic. This man likes you! Now let’s go eat some grilled cheese; I’m craving Panera."
"You go ahead. I’ll call him..." My voice trailed off, uncertainty flooding back in.
"Fine! I’ll be in the changing rooms. See you!" Jessie dashed off, leaving me alone with my racing thoughts.
I nervously handled my phone, wiping my sweaty hands on the towel around my neck before gulping down another mouthful of water. The weight of the moment felt heavy, and my heart pounded as I pressed the keys to input his number. Finally, I hit "dial" and held my breath.
Within three seconds, I heard an enthusiastic, "Hello!"
I couldn’t help but chuckle at his energy. "Hi!" I replied, my voice wavering slightly.
"Um, how’s your knee?" he asked quietly, a hint of concern lacing his tone. I could almost picture him, his brow furrowed with genuine care.
"Yeah, it’s good, doct—"
"Jungkook. Please call me Jungkook."
"Okay, yes, Jungkook," I said, feeling a warm flutter in my chest as his name rolled off my tongue.
There was a brief silence, a soft shuffle on his end, before he spoke again. "I want to ask you out on a date—at the arcade in downtown?"
I was momentarily speechless, the words hanging in the air like a promise. But excitement quickly surged through me. "Yes!" I replied, almost too eagerly, a grin breaking across my face.
My heart raced, and I felt a rush of adrenaline. Jungkook let out a relieved breath, and I could hear the smile in his voice. "Great! I’ll see you tonight? I know it’s a bit rushed; I finish work at 6—"
"I’d love to, Jungkook."
"Before I leave… dress code is fancy!" he added, his tone teasing yet serious.
I burst out laughing, the sound echoing in the empty gym. "Fancy, Jungkook? It’s an arcade! Are you serious?"
He laughed back, the sound bright and contagious. "Yes! Now go, go!" he exaggerated, and I could hear the excitement bubbling in his voice.
Feeling affectionate and lighthearted, I said goodbye, a smile plastered across my face as I hung up. My heart danced in my chest, and as I glanced at my reflection in the gym mirror, I couldn’t help but grin at the unexpected thrill of what lay ahead.
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My dress cascaded elegantly down to my feet, hugging my curves just right. I felt beautiful, even with my crutches held tightly under my form-fitting black dress. I wanted to accentuate my figure, so I styled my hair to flow down to my waist, opting for a natural glow with minimal makeup. Excitement bubbled within me as I prepared to see him.
As I grabbed my bag—its sole treasure a shimmering lip gloss—I caught sight of him standing under the moonlight on the empty street. His presence filled me with a warmth that made my heart flutter. Dressed in an all-black suit adorned with soft Swarovski crystals, he looked utterly dashing. His smile, bright and inviting, drew me in.
“Hello…” he gasped softly.
I could feel his gaze tracing my body as I moved. It felt electric, and I noticed him stealing a glance at my curves as he opened the car door for me.
Once we settled in, before the car roared to life, he simply stared at me, a quiet intensity in his eyes.
“What’s wrong? Is there something on my face?” I asked, my insecurity creeping in as I reached for the car mirror.
He took my hand gently and held it, his touch comforting.
“Nothing about this is wrong. You look gorgeous. I just want to stare a bit longer.”
His words silenced me, and I found myself blushing deeply as I pulled my bag closer.
He started the car, and we set off for the arcade.
“So, what brought you to this city, beautiful?”
The compliment made me warm inside. “I came for the weddings. This city has so many beautiful landscapes, perfect for ceremonies and photos. I travel a lot for work.”
“Do you enjoy what you do?”
“Absolutely. It’s rewarding to be part of someone’s special day, adding a sprinkle of positivity to their lives. Knowing my work hangs on their living room walls, it feels like I’m part of something significant.”
Jungkook smiled softly, his gaze never leaving me.
“Yeah, I agree. You’re special, and I love the idea of spreading positivity. As a doctor…”
I listened intently, holding his left hand while he steered with his right.
“As humans, we often focus on the negatives. One bad interaction can linger all week, making it hard to feel safe around people. But with you, your energy feels inviting. The way you smiled at everyone at the wedding, how you played with the kids—it’s just…”
I felt tears prick at my eyes, touched that this man, whom I had known for such a short time, could see me like this.
Before I knew it, we arrived at our destination.
“Arcade Diner! Jungkook, I thought you meant an actual arcade! This place looks too fancy—”
He chuckled. “Did you really think I’d take you to an arcade in such a beautiful dress?”
“Well, I—”
“Come on, hold my hand and let’s go.”
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The date had gone incredibly well, filled with laughter and deep conversations about our careers and lifelong dreams. Jungkook’s intensity made me feel heard, and he smiled at everything I said.
“Here’s home…” he said as we pulled up.
“Thank you for dropping me off, Jungkook.”
He smiled softly, stepping out of the car to open my door.
As we stood facing each other, the only sounds were the crickets chirping and the gentle whisper of the night air.
“I want to get to know you more. I really enjoyed tonight, and I’d like this to become something more—if you want it too,” Jungkook rambled, his sincerity evident.
I placed my hand on his cheek and gave him a gentle peck. “Thank you for this amazing night, Jungkook. You really put my heart at ease.”
His eyes widened in surprise, and for a moment, he seemed lost in thought.
Then, suddenly, he grabbed my hands and pulled me closer, his left arm wrapping around my waist.
With a soft “oof,” I found myself pressed against his chest.
He leaned in, kissing my lips softly. The air shifted between us, and our kiss deepened as he gently traced his tongue against mine. A thrill surged through me, and I felt an intoxicating happiness wash over me. Our kiss grew more passionate, his movements becoming more urgent. I melted into him, my cheeks burning as soft sounds escaped me, craving more of this beautiful moment.
I could hear his soft groans as his hands engulfs my waist.
When we finally pulled away, we both took deep breaths, our cheeks flushed and warm, laughter spilling between us as we reveled in the adrenaline of our encounter.
“I have a wedding to go to tomorrow. I’d love some company while I paint, if that’s okay with you,” I suggested.
“Of course, beautiful,” he replied with a soft smile.
#jungkook#bts jk#bts fic#bts fanfic#jeon jungkoooook#jeon jungkook#bts#jungook#bts jungkook#bts jimin#bts army#bts updates#bangtan#taehyung#jungkook scenarios#jungkook smut#jungkook series#jungkook seven#jungkook snz#jeon jungook#jungook oneshot#jungkook fic#park jimin#jimin
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Lee Know sneeze
GUYS FINALLY
I found it on I.N's fancam that was posted today 🥳 there's no sound whatsoever but at least the quality is good and he's so cute 😭😭 the shake after he turns back around LMAO
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(Overheard from one particularly sniffly person at a crowded, ratty house party)
"Cad you pass be a tissue, please?"
“*hsnrk!* I said, cad you pass be a… *snNRK!* Sorry, a tissue please?”
“*s-snrk!* Hah! Heh! Hh’Thagk-ESSCHIEWW!!!sschieww!! -hiehhHHh!! HRRSSCHH!!!mffh-CHH-!! *hsnnrk!*”
“…God, 'scuse be. *snrk! hsnrgk* Thagk you. Hh’oh god, I deed adoh- hh’I deed adohh… huh-!”
“-HAAAESSCHHIOOO!!!”
“*snnnrgk~* … *snnrk!* g’hh, *snrk! snrk!* Sorry, god…Whew. Thagk you…. *koff, sNRK!* Scuse be, I deed to blow by dose…”
“…’b sorry, that was gross. *hsnngk!* Ha, yeah, I’b still codgested. *snnrk!*”
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“Oh, thagk you. I’b sorry, I should’ve… ahh… *snnrgkk!* unhh, I should’ve brought byhh… by owd- gG’yY'ESSSCHHIEWW!!!-ESSCHH!!! *hsnnnrgk~* Ohhh…. Sorry. Thagks."
"What? Oh, *sdrff!* I was godda say by owd tissues... Heh."
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“-haAht’CHIEWW!! *sddrffh!* Excuehh-szZZSCHHh!! haHt’CHIEWW!! Hihh! HAAASSSCHHIOOO!!!”
“Oh, I’b sorry! *hsnngk!* I'b so sorry, it just cabe so fahh- *sdrf!* so fast, *sddrff!* Oh by gooddess…”
“….*hsnnrgk*…. Doe, I’b fide. I just *snrk!* deed to sit dowd… A’d, pardod be, blow by dose agaid…”
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“YY’IESSCHHHIEWW!!! …. hh’Thagk youhh…”
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“gg’yYIESSCHHIEWWw!!! *hsnnrgk!* *ah'hemm...'hem.* ...Thagks.”
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“haeuhh… *hsdrff* g’hhh… hieH-! hyYIEEH!!’-ohh… Fuck, haha… Sorry. *snNrk*"
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"hieeyy'YYAAASSSCHHIOOO-!!!”
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“…Ahaha, *koff, snnrk!* Thagk you. Thagk you. *hsnnrk!* Thagk you, Jesus. Yeah. *sdrff!* hh'Yeah, I'b sure."
“Doe thagks, I’ve… *ksddrffgh* ... Oh, ew. *hsdrff!* Sorry. *snrgk!* Doe, I’ve taked sobethig. Believe it or dot.”
“*sdrf! hsdrffh!* g’huhh, I thigk the box is ebpty already… *snnrk!* Doe, Ihh’ve… hh’I’ve… Unhh, *snnrgk!* hih-! Fuck, sorry, hh’I’b- hieh-! hh’b god- I'b godda...."
"hHIHHHH'—“
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A sneezy CEO.
#hazbin hotel vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#vox#vox fanart#vox the tv demon#hazbin hotel#sneezeblr#snezbin hotel#snz art#snezblr#snezario#sneeze scenario#sneeze art#sneeze kink#snz#sneeze#sneezing#male snz#sneeze blog#snz blog
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Concept: sneezy girl in a sundress using the hem to sneeze into-
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Sneezing dynamics I like
Apologetic sneezes. I don’t need to say much more. Maybe when they’re really tired, they forget to apologize after sneezing, making the other person worry.
Someone who usually stifles their sneezes but doesn’t when they’re REALLY comfortable with someone. They’re not very loud either.
False starts. Both the sneezer and the observer can feel the same type of frustration and desperation.
A person who appears outgoing, charismatic, confident, and naturally elegant but becomes shy and embarrassed when they lose control. They might stifle sneezes whenever possible, trying to avoid drawing attention, which ironically ends up drawing more attention, and then apologizes out of habit.
Someone politely steps aside from another person to sneeze into their elbow, turning to the side. "Sorry, what were you saying..." They compose themselves, but then, just a few seconds later, they turn away to sneeze again in the middle of the other person’s sentence.
Continuing the interrupted sentence after a sneeze, causing the words to come out breathless, tired, or congested.
"I didn’t know you sneezed so much when you were sick." Rediscovering new aspects of someone when they’re sick.
Becoming more affectionate or clingy when not feeling well?
Raising a finger to pause the other person before sneezing. A classic.
Sneezing into the elbow, wrist, or forearm.
Sneezing into a handkerchief, muffled, and then blowing their nose almost immediately.
Sneezing twice in such quick succession that the other person struggles to tell if it was one or two sneezes.
"Sorry, I can’t stop" or "Sorry, it got me..."
The other person grabs a roll of paper towels, asks a third person for tissues, or hands over napkins without the sneezy one asking, just because they see them sniffling or tearing up more than usual.
“Bless you. And bless you” before they sneeze a second time, just because of their pre-sneeze face.
"ATChsshu! [Insert generic sneeze sound] "Achu. Bless you!" The other person imitates the sneeze, not mockingly, just because they find it cute, before blessing them.
Fanning themselves before sneezing without realizing it, or subtly rubbing one side of their nose with a curved finger to hold back the sneeze.
SOFT sneezes. Not stifled, just intrinsically soft, as if they didn’t have the strength to sneeze more forcefully.
Clenching their teeth to stifle a sneeze and exhaling through their teeth afterward.
Two people sleeping next to each other, one spooning the other from behind. The big spoon can’t avoid sneezing but holds it back to avoid spraying the little spoon, making their whole body shake. The effort leaves them dizzy.
Sneeze followed by a congested, heavy exhalation. Pressing the bridge of the nose and shaking their head. Blinking several times and trying to concentrate on the pile of work in front of them.
Someone at public events who don’t want to sneeze, making subtle gestures like rubbing their nose with a finger, clearing their throat, swallowing, or squinting. They’re more distracted than usual, sniffling very discreetly, pressing the bridge of their nose.
A stoic character in a position of power losing control. Their subordinates seeing them as human for the first time and growing fond of their condition.
They usually sneeze in a certain way until suddenly they let out a different sneeze (maybe because they’re tired of stifling it or because it’s stronger than usual), and the other person exclaims, “Bless you!” instead of blessing them softly, and makes a comment about it. “That was strong, are you okay?”
Small comforting gestures, almost unconsciously. Lightly rubbing their back, a small touch on the forearm or leg, or gently brushing their hair.
A very polite, elegant person cursing after their fifth or sixth sneeze in a fit. “...fuck. So sorry, I can’t stop…”
“Ok-eh-aysSHTCHu!” A sneeze mixing with the last word they were saying.
A character with a mystical, almost distant aura. Probably powerful, mysterious, doing something as mundane as sneezing and “coming down” to earth. “Don’t look at me like that. It’s normal.”
Sneezing during an interview. So many situations could happen with this 🤭
“I’m going to die” A little bit of drama, exhausted, after a very strong sneezing fit.
Workaholic sick.
Sneezing and/or while smoking.
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I love the way colds or allergies destroy a man’s ego and make them all flustered and shy bc they can’t help but sneeze and blow their nose every few minutes. Like the idea of it is just 😮💨🤌
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A thought about sneezes while cuddling on the couch…
You lay contently upon the couch with a blanket tossed across your legs and your head resting in their lap. It’s been a brutal week so the lazy way they run fingers through your hair, nails lightly scratching your scalp, has your busy mind steadily losing focus. The threat of a nap has weighted your eyelids and the quiet hum of voices from the TV serves as delightfully negligible background noise.
Here you can finally rest.
Just as sleep edges into your vision, your eyes creeping closed, the soothing motion of their fingers pauses. You hear their breath catch quietly and can envision how their hand now hovers expectantly before their face.
One. Two. Three. Four heartbeats later their soft sigh delivers a stroke of disappointment. Your thoughts, all too quick to spark with arousal, begin to dissipate. Just a tease.
Their hand resumes its position, fingers once again combing through your hair. But only a moment later it suddenly stops again. They drag an abrupt gasp, their body suddenly jolting beneath you as a sneeze shatters the calm. They weren’t quick enough and a rush of mist kisses your cheek. Instantly they jolt again. Two more sneezes rattle out of them sounding desperately itchy and demanding. These appear to be better covered since the sound is slightly muffled behind their cupped hand. In the wake, you hear them sniffle and release a vocal exhale of relief.
“Guuhh, sorry.” They whisper with a hint of embarrassment.
“Mmm, bless you,” The words come out as a purr, a dead giveaway to the sizzling arousal now coursing through your veins. Gooseflesh dapples your neck when you rotate to gaze up at them, a smile pulling across your lips when you find them blurry eyed and rubbing a hand beneath their nose.
You certainly don’t feel like napping any longer.
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B has been feeling a little weird all day. A little shivery, a little tired, a little achey, starting to get sniffly, but overall okay. They don’t feel sick per se, just a little off.
Cut to B having a little movie night with their partner A, who is cradling B’s head in their lap. A is carding softly through their hair as they feel B’s breathing start to grow deeper and slower. They smile and move their fingers down towards B’s eyes, only to brush their forehead and stop. Is it just them, or is B feeling a little warm? They move their hand to B’s cheek, their other cupping the nape of their neck.
“You feeling okay? You feel really warm,” A asked, feeling B roll a little bit in their lap.
B mumbled something before burying their hot face deeper into the blankets and sniffling liquidly.
“Aw honey, let me get you some Tylenol so you can get some rest.”
#cold whump#fever whump#fever#feverish#hurt/comfort#sickness#whump tropes#sick whump#whump scenario#sickfic#sick fanfic#imagine#sneezing#snz things#sneezeblr#snzblr#coughing#sickie
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Hello everybody!! I know I haven't been very active in the community or on this blog in a while... I did kind of start a YouTube channel but didn't really promote it here (if anyone's curious, this is me).
ANYWAYS! Over the last few weeks, I've been dicking around trying to create a snz game, because I just feel like we don't have any and that's so lame.
So consider this a preview of my game--I've worked pretty hard on it and it's almost finished (nothing crazy. I'm making it in scratch because I do not know how to code at all lmao, but honestly, I enjoyed this experience, so I will be looking into more serious engines).
The game itself has several animations I created and a library of sounds (which I recorded because I wouldn't want to use someone else's voice obviously).
The main objetive of the game is to avoid getting caught before time runs out. You have to balance several variables, such as the need to sneeze, the tickliness of your nose, and how loud each action is. There are also some randomized events (which I'm still working on. My overambitious nature is the reason this isn't already finished haha).
Anyways! I just wanted to share what I've been working on and see if anyone had any thoughts :) Hope ya'll will actually want to play it because I've invested too many hours into this project ngl.
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Yes. Yes, you could. Have him dealing with a little puff/shroom mishap! Gotta build a tolerance to their spores if you're gonna use them for stealth, right? 😏
If you like my drawings, and are willing and able to do so, please consider commissioning me, pledging to my Patreon, or donating through ko-fi ☕! You're not obliged to, but every bit helps to keep me living decently and I really do appreciate it!
❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗
#snz#snz kink#hachiisnzart#l/o/z#li/nk#hachiibunart#long overdue tbh#smth like this was cooking ever since they revealed those shrooms#and i have another li/nk thing long in the works too
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Someone who's normally very thorough about covering their sneezes being too exhausted and/or feverish to even turn away from their partner during a fit
When it's over, all they can do is groan and mutter a weak apology, expecting to be met with disgust but seeing only concern on their lover's face.
"You're really not feeling well, aren't you?"
#snz#snzblr#sneeze kink#thought i posted this already but turns out i didn't#trying to make up for the time i spent not posting by posting
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The phone rings, A rolls over in bed, disturbing the pile of used tissues that's beginning to accumulate around their duvet and pillows, feeling around on their bedside table for their phone.
A's flushed and shiny nose twitches as they search, lingering irritation causing their nostrils to flare ever so slightly.
They let out an experimental sniffle and run the heel of their palm under their nose to wipe away a slow trickle of thin mess, finally grabbing their phone right as the ringing threatens to give them a headache.
"Mmbbh- *Heeght-hrmm!*- Hello?" A asks, their voice hoarse and tattered at the edges, residual mucus from post nasal drip only adding to the roughness in their throat.
"Jesus, you sound like you've got a cold," B says, frowning on the other end of the line.
"Damn- sNrkk!- I didn't even get a chance to sn...E-ehh...HhyYihh'tSschhew!...sndeeze," A replies, pressing a balled up tissue to their drippy nose.
"The voice alone was a dead giveaway, go back to bed," B says, hanging up the phone and leaving A to roll over in bed, plucking another tissue out of the box and rolling their eyes.
"I don't sound that ba-aAhh...AiIhh'tSschuu! Ah-iIhhh'TsSCHEww!...snFf! uch..." A mumbles, dragging the heel of their palm under their nostrils and dozing off, snoring softly with their hand still clutching a tissue.
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