#god fucking dammit my ships bring me joy and pain

[lukadarkwater]

I thought we lost her when her ship went down. But she's tougher than that.

[maliciouslycreative]

@rosemoonweaver said:

I think it would be pretty awesome if you all talked about your top five favorite fics you’ve written and then spread the love to some other writer buddies. That would be really neat. 

1) Ok I guess I gotta start this list with Several Blows To The Head. Yah I wrote this in 2004 but I’m still so fucking proud. It was done when I was in grade 11-12 and I wrote over 40k. Like I still think back on this stupid story so fondly. Yah it was a humour piece that got wayyyyyy out of hand but I genuinely had so much fun writing it and so many people loved reading it. I’ve been considering rewriting it for my 15 year fanfic anniversary next February but also daaaamn thats a lot to rewrite.

2) I Can’t Get Bi Without You. Yes, this is still a WIP but dammit I love it. Honestly I’m pretty sure that I’m just writing this for @rosemoonweaver and me but I’m having fun. I was getting so wrapped up in writing what other people would read that I forgot that fanfic is for fun and I should do whatever I damn well please. And what I please is writing an idea that got severely out of hand and I fucking love it.

3) If You Ketch my Drift. I am the number 1 fucking saltiest Ketch fan out there. So what do I do? I intend to write hate sex for the spn rare ship cc. What do I write instead? Something so silly and fun that I guess I’m writing a sequel to it. I went and read this again like a couple weeks ago because I was trying to figure out if I actually wrote something into it and jfc I even lost it at some of these scenes.

4) Tell Me Menorah That Story. I won’t lie, I fucking panicked when i got menorah as my prompt for this rare ship cc. I’d had some ideas floating around for what I might do but this was so out of left field that I had to throw everything out the window and start fresh. I actually cut a few scenes for length and my sanity. But the scene near the beginning where Castiel and Inias are arguing over how to tell Dean the story of Christmas 2009 is probably one of my favourite scenes I’ve ever written. “God why would you bring up the chlamydia?” makes me lose it every time.

5) Cell. Ok I’m going back to 2004 again. So we all know I’m a hopeless multishipper. This has always been the case. So what did I do in 2004? Well I decided that one of the characters, Hitoshi, needed a boyfriend so ok I was going to ship him with one of the minor characters. And it caught on. And people would send me messages like “I can’t believe you got me shipping Hitoshi/Blader DJ”. And this brought me much joy. I got so much notoriety for being a crack shipper from this fic and I loved every minute of it.

While writing this I came to the realisation that I’ve never posted a Mass Effect fanfic and THIS IS A CRIME AND I’M GOING TO FIX THIS OK.

Tagging: @jupiterjames @chiisana-sukima @teamfreewillbettertogether @emani-writes @fpwoper @omgbubblesomg @bendoverandbiteyourgag @gabrielthemoose @captainbunnicula @gayscottryder and like I feel there’s some people I’m very obviously missing but I’m way too high on pain meds.

[silverwindsblog]

My commentary of Yugioh DSOD

Disclaimer: I watched the sub version (at KissAnime) which the translation does not match with the character’s lines because it’s a rip off from the dub script.

This is not a review of Yugioh DSOD. This is just me reacting with screaming and attempting to be funny with stupid comments. Contains a lot of caps and swearing mostly because the movie buffs at important moment. Obviously, spoilers. You have been warned. I will write out my thoughts on the movie in a seperate post as well my analysis on the themes of the movie.

Okay, opening starts with a giant space ship with KC.

Gee, Seto is trying to retrieve Atem's puzzle in order to bring Atem back. What can possibility go wrong? As Yuko Ichihara taught us on what happens when someone attempts to bring her back alive...

Also, that's a very specific problem Seto point out when making a hologram of Atem with getting Atem's hair right. Then again, I always wonder if the author of Yugioh was smoking something to come up with that ridiculous hair. xD Ugh it bugs me that Seto continued to call Atem "Yugi" at first. But he called him Pharaoh which means he acknowledge him as a person different from Yugi. Then Seto kept switching between Pharaoh and Yugi. Well which one Seto? Make up your mind dammit! It also doesn't make any sense for me. Anyway, the most important part of the movie

Is what role Anzu has in the movie

And my expectations took a dip as she is reduced to a cheerleader. Then again, since when Yugioh movies give any decent leading roles to female? -_- At least we know that she won a scholarship to New York! And that she's not the transportation person for the main character because that's Tristan's job. Or the butt monkey. Which is Joey's job. Then again, if you name isn't Yugi, Seto, or the villain of the movie, then you are just there with one specific role just like a coffee deliver person at meetings.

Diva is a weird name for a villain, but I'm not going to make a quick judge on him based on his name alone. Seto. Wow. Such indifferent to Yugi in this line: "He has a mind of a child."

Like you aren't any different from him who keep going back to the past and obsessively building your rival in a hologram and brought the world almost to the end because you couldn't accept that Atem is gone. *applied burn with ice when needed*

Diva: "Magic has no boundaries."

Yeah neither does friendship. Speaking of friendship, how come no one mentions it even once in the movie? It's weird not hearing it just like not hearing Atem shouting "Heart of the Card" speech in every few episodes.

Diva: "You are a control freak". Well then finally someone said the truth about Seto. xD Dimension duel is another word of saying the Shadow Realm.  Just like "A bun in the oven" is another word to say you are pregnant which btw it's a weird phrase and I never get it.

Oh gosh, the eyes. Plz no, Vijam the Cubic Seed is giving me nightmares. o.O I hate eyes especially when it's used in a horror effect.

Leave it to Seto and his dramatic drawing. especially after mentioning that he wanted to duel Atem again. Glad that some things never change after 25 years.

Shadi Shin. What. The. Fuck. Are. You. Doing. In. The. Movie.

I did not expect him to appear here at all.

I'm interested to see how Shadi plays a role in the movie. Hopefully he doesn't passively let things happen right? Never mind. He let destiny roll with it and blame it on fate.

You know, it's not your duty to interfere with destiny, but you could at least use magic powers to stop Ryou's father. -_-

Instead of letting him wear the ring. And maybe Thief Bakura won't be alive again and possess Ryou. And you risk the children's lives. -_- And you die while leaving the fate of the world to a bunch of children. Great work, Shadi. Really great.

Also I thought Ryou's father bought the ring from someone in the market at the anime? Unless my memory is fuzzy...

I can't believe it took 53 mins for Yugi to be relevant to the plot.

Ryou Bakura's memory. Damn I felt bad for that man. Damn that scenery. And that boat.

This is the most beautiful part of the movie. At least until I watched the climax.

Joey got into the twilight zone where your memories are being forgotten and you will forget them before you die. Damn that some psychological horror shit here and I love it. Should be fantasy/drama/horror genre. Hopefully the power of magic errr friendship helps Joey get out.

IT'S THE POWER OF MEMORIES OF ATEM THAT SAVE HIM

HOW COME NO ONE TRY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO FIND JOEY?

IT'S ALWAYS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING.

Also quick few seconds of Wishshipping with Joey thanking Yugi. Dammit why are the interaction between the gang are short?  Oh wait, got to make a room for the latest Yugioh villain. Because destiny plot said so.

Why am I still surprised that Yami Bakura (the Ring) is behind the possession of Mani and other people? His laugh in Japanese is still creepy as fuck.

FINALLY AFTER OVER ONE HOUR AND 14 MINUTES SETO AND YUGI MEET AGAIN.

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL WITH SETO SAYING THAT HE WANTS TO DUEL YUGI RIGHT NOW

BUT YUGI IS NOT TAKING SETO'S SHIT

YUGI BASICALLY TOLD SETO HEY MOTHERFUCKER LET ME DUEL DIVA. xD

AND SETO ACCEPT IT IN HIS USUAL WAY: Fine, only once. *cue an hour of dramatic gestures and music in this epic duel* Along with the script of the dub as a subtitle. No really. There are castle and lemon jokes. Why. This duel is very long.

Finally the moment. The moment that everyone is waiting for. Yugi completed the puzzle. Atem did not come back. Seto is about to faint. And he lost his shit and decided that ending the world is the best solution to deal with his angst. FUCK THE MOVIE IS BUFFING. RIGHT AT THE IMPORTANT PART. D;

Ahem. *After waiting for 10 mins and played FFRK*

More destiny stuff. Yuko Ichihara would have a field day with this. Throw some hitsuzen quotes why don't you? And the duel was interrupted by a cube. "Hey Diva, are you feeling better or worse?" OK WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ADD THE DUB SCRIPT IN THE JAPANESE VERSION SUBTITLES?

No shit the villain is definitely is getting worse, not better.

"The fun will now begin."  Man, you can't escape from Arc V. xD Yugi and Seto duo. Let's save the world! *Insert generic theme of superheroes* Seto takes the pain for Atem. NOOOOOO Yugi is about to lose. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OH MY GOD ATEM IS HERE! FAN SCREAMS STILL GLORIOUS AS USUAL

BEST MOMENT EVER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't tell anyone that I was squee with joy or I’ll kill you. I have a reputation to hold you know as a stoic and serious person. MAHAAD BOWING DOWN TO ATEM I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHY IS THERE MORE SCREENTIME OF SEALSHIPPING THAN REVOLUTIONSHIPPING? I'M SALTY AF. NOT AS SALTY AS THE RELIC PULLS IN FFRK BUT STILL A GREAT SCENE.

I DON'T CARE THIS SCENE IS AWESOME RIGHT THERE.

ARE YOU SERIOUS THE VIDEO HAS TO FUCKING BUFF AGAIN

Anyway, Yugi and Atem stared at each other. I can't believe it. I'M SO HAPPY. The world is saved again. As usual, Seto thank Yugi in his own way and left to leave a mess for Yugi to clean up. And Anzu asking how Atem is doing. :) Yeah I know that it's only one line, but come on, I need to milk revolutionshipping and lessen the saltiness. :P Yugi: "Thank you, Kaiba".

My translation: Yeah thanks for leaving the place for me to clean up even though I save your ass again. xD My girl Anzu is going to New York! :D Shut up, this is the only few scenes with Anzu and I got to milk it somehow. And the scene ends with Atem in Ancient Egypt (well at least it's in the hologram).

Just like old times, Seto challenged Atem to a camel race. Just kidding, it's a duel.

[anakinskywalkerisfave]

#I'm assuming this is after she finds out who he is #which makes it even more meaningful #god fucking dammit my ships bring me joy and pain #just bring her back already!!! #the beautiful angst of her not remembering him UGH

(tags via op)

I thought we lost her when her ship went down. But she's tougher than that.