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one ballsy mortal who saw thru the mist asked grover why he had hooves and horns and percy defended him saying he was a furry and paid a lot of money for them
#percy: gods forbid a man has a hobby#the mortal was just like ‘oh……okay….i guess’ and walked away#that’s their go to defense when someone sees thru the mist#grover: certified furry#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#hoo#heros of olympus#headcanon#head canon#hc
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you're screwed in the head. Thompson may have deserved to die but you shouldn't be woobifying his killer. Jfc this isn't a tv show
literally just drew real life photos of him, a meme i found on twitter, and a real tweet he made.
and trust me, i could get unapologetically worse than just “woobifying” him.
#luigi mangione#united healthcare#god forbid a man has hobbies#i’ve never heard of the term woobification till just now#genuinely what does that mean#whatever it is i’ll make it worse
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Saturday night thoughts: Din Djarin is a really nice man and I feel extremely normal about him.
Fine.
I wish that was me okAY? I yearn every day for the honour of Din Djarin slicing my worthless pathetic body in half. Being ended by Din would be the most significant event of my otherwise forgettable, pathetic existence. He would do it with such ruthlessness, while still maintaining some tenderness and humanity, that I would then find a way to be brought bacK TO LIFE SO HE COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
END ME DIN DJARIN!!!!
#din djarin#din djarin brainrot#another shitpost#i am so sorry#i am not#no like guys i'm fine i swear please you don't need to worry this isn't a cry for help#so what i want to be sliced in half by him as i lie on a table? god forbid women have hobbies#the hot tin can man has literally rotted my brain i warned yOU#go to sleep spud#FINE i will goodnight i hope i dream of din
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nothing scarier than realizing that people were in fact NOT joking about hating elliott they were in fact very serious . i feel insane
#█ ▌ 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩. / ooc.#( i do not see this kind of discontent towards the other male bachelors nearly as often as i do for him )#( god forbid a man has hobbies that isn’t alcoholism or be depressed !! )#([ however he has both… ])#( i see ppl mention about how he doesn’t give you an item after u marry and instead leaves to go on his SUCCESSFUL book tour#during which he write u incredibly sweet n romantic letters every single day like … how could you hate him )#( full of thirsting over u after being gone for like a day )#( yeah so what if he’s a lil milquetoast . at least he’s a genuine romantic that you don’t have to fix !! )#( get behind me sir i promise ill protect u )
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Oh cool! A fic about an MLM ship I like, lets check it out! ... Oh, it hates women.
#looking at you Wintersberg tag#I want to join the Mia Protection Club because where is it#Like I swear to god people are cool with Heisenberg#A man who was planning to use a baby for her power#and tried to kill Ethan multiple times#and probably killed a bunch of the regular villagers who lived in the village#but then people draw the line at Mia#who uh lemme see... Kept her government job a secret from her husband for years#LIKE ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IV WATCHED MARKIPLIER#and thats a shitty thing#But like Mia has been through the ringer from being held captive by Eveline and the bakers#and then being held captive by Miranda#Like god forbid a woman have hobbies her husband doesn't know about which include escorting and handling a bioweapon posing as a little gir
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can’t believe they executed Dick Turpin just for being a naughty boy
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tifosi in shambles at the prospect of charles leaving ferrari to die while he keeps sporting their boring fashion collection, wears forza ferrari bracelets, recycles the same sentence about being 4 and only looking at the red car, says his biggest dream is not to be champion alone but to share this dream with the red guys, literally signed a restraining order on toto wolff (he told me)
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I want to be in fannibal twt so bad but I truly suck at making moots, or talking, or interacting, I'm a simple person who is madly in love with a psychopath cannibal and I just want to tell the whole world how much I love him and his actor 😔 (I already deleted my fanart account because of how bad it made me felt)
#hannibal nbc#hannibal#hannibal lecter#fannibals#god forbid an enby has a hobby#my hobby is simping for an old man#and my gay ships#and lesbian ships too#i just want to be part of that world#tiny thoughts
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Ada Wong moodboard
#ada wong#resident evil#anyways ada has never done anything wrong in her entire life#'shes a bioterrorist!' god forbid women have hobbies#shes just catching a check shes here to do her job and clock out and then shes big enough to try to minimize the damage she causes after#and yea she took advantage of leons naive optimism but he was a grown man. also a cop so who gives a fuck really cry abt it bitch lol#hoping for some backstory in sw. also wanna see her interact w krauser#bc shes lowkey obsessed w leon and hes highkey obsessed. do u think she came across his leon shrine and was like. jesus christ dude 😟
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#if this has taught me anything it's thank god moe only exists in my mind.#if moe was real it would be mischaracterized in such a heinous atrocious way that it would ACTIVELY resent LMFAOOOOO#like damn... you can't even be silly and in your 20s.... and god forbid you're autistic on top of that.#esp w moe's interests and lore (esp toy collector/maker hobby) like. AND the fact that it's short. like.#it doesn't matter if i give it angel fangs and nipple piercings. the discourse would be unhinged. and SO wildly incorrect#idk idk i use moe as a proxy to explore and unpack so many complicated things. one of them being#the infantalization of autistic people especially. ESPP when like. the disability DOES disable you.#like so much of it is random ass things being assigned 'childish' which is stupid. bc when you get down to it#moe's interest in plush making/toy customs is no different than alfonse's interest in weapons/folklore#and just cause moe needs a lot of help to do 'basic' things. needs help just to keep up. and whether it likes it or not#it does seek safety. doesn't make it childish. you're just ableist. if you think that.#and man do NOT even get me started w moe's complicated relationship w romance/sexuality.#that thing has SO many problems. fuckibg alfonse in the ass is not one of them though#accepting any amount of affection is though.#moe tag#moe lore
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ain't no way I just saw someone say they got turned off bc they saw lino is a cat person and "acts like a kid" BACK 🤺 BACK I SAY 🤺 u don't deserve to discover lino ...
#god forbid a beautiful man has a personality and hobbies#sorry to spread the hate im just annoyed at these met gala fans
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Yesterday I read thorns and Im no longer fine /pos I FUCKIGN . I am a Viola apologist. I say she was being a bit silly yknoooow it's normal. she's normal
Drew a viola for comfort. Needless to say there's spoilers for thorns in the tags
Man I really wanna turn these thangs into comics one day. THEY'D LOOK SO GOOD. maybe during summer REMINDER THAT IF YOU WANNA READ THESE VERY EPIC THINGS HERE'S THE LINK -> here.
#thorns msm#msm au#god forbid women have hobbies#(accidentally killing someone)#I love her but jesus christ I had to jump through some hellish hoops to like. justify her#if hell exists then the only reason I will go there will be for thinking “maybe killing a man isn't so bad”#if viola has a million fans then I'm one of them. If Viola has 5 fans then I'm one of them.#If viola has one fan that is me. If viola has no fans Im no longer alive.#if the world is against Viola im against the world. Till my last breath I'll support viola#sorry Im being deranged for viola again. she means a lot to me
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he was just GAY, there’s a difference
"regulus black was EVIL"
just say u cant recognise when a man serves cunt and move on..
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Really dislike how the bsd fandom mostly hates on and slanders Fukuchi instead of actually paying attention to his character and understanding him.
Oh no, he killed your favs! He killed then in a way that they definitely died! Please. They were all turned into vampires which we all saw heal themselves so we know they’ll be fine when Bram’s ability wears off. That’s a stupid reason to hate Fukuchi. And if it’s for “trying to kill your favs” YOUR FAVS DO THAT TO EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME?? I could not even count how much Atsushi and Akutagawa have tried to kill each other yet you hate the silly old man and not them :( hypocrisy
He’s genuinely such a cool character and maybe my favorite in the hunting dogs. Third favorite in DOA (sorry Fukuchi but even you can’t beat my silly clown and his bestie that he kidnapped). I would love to do an analysis of him sometime but idek where to start he’s so complex and has so much going for him. Especially after the last few chapters he was alive in.
And like I get hating on villains and all. Mori, Francis, and Fyodor get it too. But at least Fyodor is analyzed and a popular dude and overall loved?? At least Francis can be mentioned without people asking “why do you even like him ew”??
Mori gets the same treatment as Fukuchi unfortunately. But he gets it for maybe being a pedo while Fukuchi isn’t?? At all?? So genuinely if it isn’t ageism and pretty privilege WHY do people hate on Fukuchi so much.
#sorry for complaining so much today im in a Mood#only valid reason to hate him imo is “just because” or “cause hes a villain”#and even the villain thing is iffy to me cause nearly every bsd character is a criminal so why do you draw the line at world domination /hj#god forbid a man has hobbies#ranting
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I dont trust people who have an irrational hate for mirei park
#shes an amazing character and people refuse to look past the first cutscene shes in#like ok hate her idc but if u dont also hate the people around her who have wronged her ur weird af#like people forgetting majima beat her.... this is a game about organized crime dont try to have the moral high ground bro#if she was a man she would be loved by the entire fandom like Mine#god forbid a woman has hobbies#rant#i majorly fucked up one tag let me rewrite it#like obviously her taking haruka away and putting kiryu in such a shitty situation was awful but#kiryu accepting is worse imo#people who hate characters bc they are bad people are so annoying like maam that is a 3d model#i saw a reddit post the other day where the op was shitting on her like she was satan and not acknowledging the worse things other#characters have made 😐#people hate her bc she wanted haruka to have a bright career but love kiryu who has made an insane amount of crimes and killed people....#or look past Mine straight up destroying the entirey of the orphanage????? i dont want to say this is misoginy but i think destroying an#orphanage is worse than training a girl to be an idol but ok#delete later
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Here me out. Right after Bucky has finally settled into a routine at the compoud with the others now that he's a free man. He slowly starts to explore hobbies again and pick up old habits he used to have when he was younger in the 40s. One of those, being smoking.
Now, I'm not saying smoking is not good for you. And Bucky knows thats, but fuck does it feel nice to have a smoke right after a mission. One with a glass of whiskey and a vintage vinyl lowly playing as he sits spread leg on his nice leather sofa that Sam and Nat helped him buy.
And when he met you, oh he was fucked. You quickly became his little devil on his shoulder. He'd have a cigarette after sex (pun intended) with you, and he swore He'd never felt more relaxed. After a long mission, you could taste the whiskey and cigarettes on his tongue, driving you to ride him until he was near past out. He thought you were everything he needed in his life...
Until you convinced him to try weed. Oh boy. The team thought he was a different person the one time they caught him high. His filter, gone. His sass, tripled. and his sex drive... through the fucking roof!! He has you bent over the back of the couch, blunt between his plump lips as he pounds into your dripping cunt. Your fogged brain high and happy as you feel Bucky send you over the edge again and again. Both of you would be fucking like rabbits before, either A) you both pass out. Or B) someone would come looking for you two. God forbid the poor sap that walks in on you two going at it.
Double points if it's steve. He's either joining or becoming a tomato and running away. Noting in-between.
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