#god I want to bite him I literally-

[ghostwnby]

It's feral hours. Tonight's cause: Post race glow Max 😩😩😩

Bonus: Max's thunder thighs 🧎

[snail-shell2335]

dracopia i did a bit ago because i’ve been on a huge dracopia hook lately

[gopped]

I love the idea that when you ‘team up’ with Gortash after getting Orins stone, he stays in your camp. Like it’s super unrealistic especially if you have Karlach in your party, but also because he’s literally the archduke and he has political shit to do.

but like….. imagine the fucking content that would come out of it. I’m not saying he would be a full blown companion, but he’d be like the other non playable npc’s that you could invite to camp. At least Except for when you play a Durge run, he still wont have his own tent area, but I’d think he’d stay close by to the durges area(for protection and familiarity purposes.) he’d be such a little shit the entire time. I think, like with Halsin, you’d get the flirty option here and there when entering dialogue. But imagine the companions noticing the fact that you had the gall to try and flirt with gortash of all people… when you have your companions right there. And then you have to option to straight up lie to their faces like “whaaaattt? Noooooo, I would neverrr��”

[spidercookie18]

Me: I don't have a type

Mean/Smart ass bunny boys with sharp incisors:

Me:

[maddymoreau]

Grant: “I just need you to be complacent.”

He wraps his hands around my neck and begins to squeeze.

Grant: “So that we can go home together.”

I scratch at his hands, trying to dig my fingers underneath them but it’s to no avail.

Grant: “Please darling . . . just go to sleep.”

He squeezes tighter. I feel my head swell, a dizziness takes over.

Player: “P-ple . . . ase . . . s-stop . . .”

Grant: "Just . . . sleep . . . and then I can let go."

[fellhellion]

Something something the spot’s goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is

[triglycercule]

thinking about mtt literally physically dragging eachother down and being restrained to eachother because theyre genuinely that fucking ass for eachother but then it means i'd have to decide which of them to humiliate by putting a collar on them. and i can't choose. if they dont all equally suffer than whats the point man 🙁🙁🙁

[snivel1]

I'M IN TEARS I AM INCONSOLABLE TEARS AND MUCUS FLOWING DOWN MY FACE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE END FOR THEM I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS😭😭😭😭

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i have normal feelings about him

[magentagalaxies]

as i'm working on my interview questions for my buddy cole documentary i just had to make a side-by-side "before and after" of these two interviews related to buddy cole's presence in the amazon revival because wow look at that contrast.

first interview was from while the troupe was still writing the amazon sketches and the second is from while they were filming. gee i wonder what could have changed things??? why did we go from scott saying he'd written eleven buddy cole monologues to refusing to talk about buddy cole when prompted? why was bruce's anecdote about scott's buddy one man show delivered as a reason to get excited in the first half but with literal tears in his eyes in the second half? why did scott go from a very vocal participant in the interview in the first half to "just here to look pretty" in the second half? (spoiler alert: it was amazon completely censoring buddy cole)

i rewatched these interviews so i could write specific questions about promoting the amazon show but after watching that last clip i literally just had to lay on the floor listening to motion sickness by phoebe bridgers like jfc scott deserved better

[fbfh]

Okay I'm taking a break for a day or two bc burnout and I'm watching supernatural and would like to inform you that Dean Winchester is another person who can't play house. He insists it's because he's a lone wolf player ladies man bachelor type, but once he sees that you're comfortable around him??? That he's familiar and known and comforting to you???? There's the oh shit I'm in trouble lol moment. He thinks there's still a way out of this with his emotional walls in tact, there's still a chance he can come out of this without admitting he desperately wants a cozy domestic life with someone as sweet as you, then you touch his arm. You literally just have to touch his arm to get him to crumble. want bonus points?? want to grab his heart by the balls and hold it in your hand forever?? run your hands up and down his chest a little while you talk to him. that really is all it takes. he can't even process what you're saying because you're fucking altering his brain chemistry. his mind is just a bunch of overlayed images of you being absolutely precious while loud dial up noises play. he blinks hard a few times trying to come out of it but it doesn't help. nothing can help him now. all he wants is you, for you to keep holding his hand with both of yours like that, to feel you snuggle into his side under warm covers, to wake up when you wiggle out of his grip the next morning only for you to whisper "just getting some coffee" and press a kiss to his stubbly cheek and watch you pull on his shirt and keep watching you until you're out of his sight. Dean would never ever survive being put in a cozy little domestic situation with you. He'd kill the devil and god with one punch just to get back into your arms after something like that. it's so warm and soft and you're literally everything he's ever needed. he stands no chance. zero. kiss his cheek and pat his chest affectionately and call him your man because he is. he is your man after experiencing one of those things, let alone all of them.

[marshbarks]

friend @tallowandport brought up the idea of a werewolf stan and my brain's starting to cook on it... dare i start ANOTHER wip...

[bumblingbabooshka]

Processing some things

Also the fact that he's crouching with his hands on his knees is so cute to me for some reason?? He does this in another episode too - the one where Chakotay finds a symbol on an unknown planet...it's just so adorable to me. He could just lean down but no. Also of course his fingers are spread again - GOTTA utilize the whole hand whenever you do ANYTHING (if you're Tuvok)

[bunnyb34r]

I really wasnt expecting that anti-apple post to get notes sgdgdgdg I feel so validated 😭💕

[thedeadthree]

lila thoughts under the read more <3 🥀✨🌹🎸

lila getting with griffin / g reign and having their little thing in “secret” not only bc it’s what her parents did to each other to get back at the other for slights and arguments but also bc she wanted to not only get back at seven but also to be like “oo look at me i can pull griffin freaking reign i won teehee.” and then the clown catches real feelings for griffin and calls jazz near in tears bc she’s just like her mom 🥀✨🎸🤡 and using someone she loves to get back at someone who she loved may or may not have even loved (i think she did but loved more the idea ? it’s complicated!) but loved the IDEA of seven loving her? dear you know it everyone knows it you want to be loved so bad!!!!!! the sooner you admit that lila the sooner you’ll be much happier my love! so excited to see where things go for her ! and things for her and her beloved g!!!!!

(x) for the divider <3

[breadmercury]

DO U SEE MY VISION