#goat go woof woof

[darudedogestorm]

I need to get back into worm brain mode after i'm done with plants vs zombies brain, no clue when that'll happen but i'm sure by this time next year something will be different

[hamilando]

hii i had this weird idea for an smau where drivers compete to see who can photobomb the most team photos over a race weekend - idk if this is possible but i would love to see it come to life !! thank you ♡

ੈ✩ max's 10 euros (smau) ੈ✩

pairing : f1 gird

tw : fluff; chaos

a/n : this was requested anonymously by an anon! I hope you like it and thank you so much for supporting me ! lysm 🫶🏻 y'all don't know how much I had to work for the pics 😭

·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ

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racingnews A new championship emerging in the paddock ?

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user1 LANDO IN THE LIKES 🗣️

user2 y’all, making the photobomb constructor merch

user3 SKIBIDI PADDOCK 👣👣👣

user4 now Charles in that black suit has got infinite rizz

user5 I AM NOT SURE ABOUT CONSTRUCTORS - HELP I AM DYING

user6 boy said forget millions, I want that 10 euros from max

user7 even I shall do anything to get a penny from max

user8 🪙🪙

user7 I got two pennies MOM

user9 let them cook

user10 I SAID LET THEM COOK

user11 max started this to get them off the championship

user12 oh to have a devil mind like max

user13 STOP BLAMING MY POOKIE MAX

user14 I guess being a Ferrari fan, this is the only win we can get

user15 i am sorry but another championship to lose my breath !?

user16 meow meow meow

user17 woof woof woof

user16 it's a song -

user17 it's my feelings for Charles -

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scuderiaferrari winning in both constructors and Max's bets 💪🏻👍🏻

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user1 i can tell this is going to age bad

user2 CARLOSSSSS

user3 fred !? 💀

user4 carlos bwing at mclaren healed me

user5 my carlando 😭

charlesleclerc we going hard for the 10 euros 💪🏻💪🏻

user6 what about the million euros 😭

user7 I am crying from laughter, I love max for this bet

carlosainz55 admin, your camera quality is very bad

scuderiaferrari noted.

user8 love how they have clear pixel for fred and the lowest quality for carlos

user9 them showing that he is leaving in few months -

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redbullracing baby don't get greedy, that won't end well ~

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user1 ADMIN THE SHADE !?

user2 Tate mcrae at her finest

user3 mcrae vs mclaren 💀

user4 DANNNY RIC 😭😭

user5 HELP, THEY DID DANNY WRONG

user6 DANNY DID HIMSELF WRONG

user7 max doesn't even know he is photobombing -

user8 charles internally plotting Max's murder for spoling his spotlight

user9 nah mate, its punishment time

user10 lestappenn fans are crazy 💀

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mclaren Our paddock is filled with Sigma boys 🫴🏻

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landonorris SIGMA SIGMA BOY 💪🏻

user1 lando 😭

user2 lando 😭

user3 lando 😭

landonorris Este, este

user4 lando 😭

user5 lando 😭

user6 they won the comment photobombing challenge 😭

user7 stop exposing your Spotify wrapped lando

user8 he has the weirdest music taste i swear

user9 i can feel zac vibing to sigma boy

user10 that song has grown on me now

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mercedesamgf1 the goat of photobomb ( and f1 ) when it didn't even exist -

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user1 THEY DID THEY JUST-

user2 ADMIN I SAW THAT

user3 ALL F1 ADMINS ARE WILDING THIS WEEKEND

user4 danny, sigma boy and now this ?

user5 hamilton and rosberg 💀

user6 admin we get it you are sad

lewishamilton love the throwback picture !

user7 he just ignored the goat comment -

user8 he knows it as well ❤️‍🩹

nicorosberg I miss the days mate

user9 NICO COMEBACK !?

user10 to see nico and lewis compete again

user11 in ferrari and mercedes

user12 deadly combo💀

user13 do we collectively ignore toto?

user14 yes.

user15 but just wondering, who won the 10 euros ?

(let me know in the comments who won 🫴🏻)

let me know if you want to be added or removed to the tg!

permanent tg: @isotopemylove @chair-things @justaf1fangirl @nichmeddar @bibblemiluvr @blushmimi @nikfigueiredo @amz824 @ivegotparticulartaste

[michellemisfit]

Tag Game Wednesday

My turn. Yay.

Name: Michelle (Mys)

Age: Verging on 40

Location (globally): London

Location (physically): 🛁

Favourite Food to Eat: Bread with Butter

Favourite Food to Cook: Lasagne

Will you be attending @too-schoolforcool’s ☀️ Kitchen Shenanigans🍴with Cherry on the 6th July? I sure hope so! I’m attending a country show with some goats that day, but 🤞🤞🤞 I’m gonna get back in time for it!!

What’s Your Zodiac: >fishy 🐟

Will you be attending @heymacy’s ☀️ Astrology 101: More Than Just Your Sun Sign ☀️ lecture on the 13th July? Yes please!! I’m doing more farming stuff that day, but again, I hope to be comfy in front of my laptop on time!!

(Check @gallavich-fic-club’s lesson plan for details here)

Now let predictive text complete each sentence for you after the 💭

My age is 💭 not a factor

My favourite animal is 💭 the cat that eats my heart (wow… lol)

I love to cook 💭 with my friends but I’m too scared to do so (huh. okay.)

I love to eat 💭 the fish and chips 🍟

I have a lot of ideas about 💭 how you should be (🤔)

I have no clue 💭 what you want for dinner tonight

My dream career is 💭 going on and on and on and on until I die (woof!)

My favourite character on Shameless 💭 is the one that I love (well that only makes sense lol)

Debbie Gallagher is 💭 the only person in my life who is willing to take responsibility (well that’s just a straight up lie lol)

Carl Gallagher is 💭 going to get his first shot of Covid this morning (lol)

Mandy Milkovich is 💭 the best (full stop. game over. everyone else go home.)

Mickey Milkovich is 💭 a former member of the National Security Council who was appointed by the president (wow. this one got away from me hahahaha)

Ian Gallagher is 💭 going through some rough times right now (🥺)

To me Ian and Mickey are 💭 the best friends ever so I’m just gonna say I love them

Gallavich means 💭 the world (🥰🥰)

I wish anyone who reads this to 💭 know that I love you (n’awwww!!)

Tags behind the cut, and if you’re not feeling it this week then please just accept this butterfly 🫴🦋

@too-schoolforcool @heymacy @darlingian @deedala @heymrspatel @softmick @gallawitchxx @callivich @vintagelacerosette @whatwouldmickeydo @burninface @mickeysgaymom @crossmydna @gardenerian @the-rat-wins @thepupperino @lupeloto @sam-loves-seb @blue-disco-lights @loftec @iansw0rld @tsuga-of-mars @lee-ow @rereadanon @palepinkgoat @themarchg1rl @thisdivorce @sleepyfacetoughguy @jrooc @creepkinginc @look-i-love-u @suzy-queued @deathclassic @sgtmickeyslaughter @ian-galagher @mikhailoisbaby @captainjowl @doshiart @mybrainismelted @lingy910y @francesrose3 @iandarling @stocious @spookygingerr @mmmichyyy @crestfallercanyon @rutherinahobbit

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Can you Mountain Goats scry the Arclights please? (No rush if you're still doing the character asks)

ACTIVATING MY ABILITIES.....

III/Trey/Michael: WOOF really surprised how hard it was for me to dig up a good song for him?!? especially considering there's so many tmg songs invoking ancient civilizations... anyway hunting down the unreleased Scavenger Babies for our dear Michael, if only for this verse towards the end

"burn the things you have to burn/save all the people youre supposed to save" is making me absolutely BONKERS wrt this kiddo...WAAUGH

IV/Quattro/Thomas: Michael Myers Resplendent and it isn't even a contest--creepy movie slasher vibes, the fact it's about a building catching on fire and a girl caught inside, something something in there about celebrity and starpower too. Just the perfect song for him imo.

V/Quinton/Christopher: ok so i suppose you could maybe read this as a song for the other Arclights too, but since I'm eternally very fascinated/in some state of mild horror with Chris and Vetrix's dynamic I gotta go with Cao Dai Blowout. Especially through this read of Vextrix/Tron being a sort of 'ghost' of Byron, and that combined with how Chris is like. The Brother Who Manages Their Fucked Up Dad...it makes my stomach hurt. slash pos

[Bonus for all three of the Arclight Bros but I gotta pop a shout out to Up the Wolves in there too. Family struggles but we make it out the other side song of all time + the Roman invocations happening here.... fits them u__u Big Arclight Brothers Event for me.]

and also Tron/Vetrix/Byron moment: gotta be Wild Sage--in JD's own words this is a song about the speaker going insane, and a lot of the language in it really feels like it correlates well with Byron in his "stuck between dimensions/getting his brain melted in Barian world/falling back out into Earth completely and uttered Fucked Up Bad" era

also "and some days i dont miss my family/and some days i do" oh just hit me with a bus, man

[eluminium]

SKIZZ WEEK 5!!! THE GRIND CONTINIUES!!!

How the fuck did this one GET SO LONG????? AND HOW DID I FINISH IT IN TIME??? IT'S A MIRACLE!!!! I probably won't be able to finish day 6 on time due to LIFE STUFF but TRUST ME I AM GOING TO GET THE DAYS I MISSED DONE.

As always: @skizzlemanweek is the goat for giving us all these prompts!

Prompt 5: Stars/Hearts

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A serene desert night. Something surprisingly rare, but more common in solo worlds. The hostile mobs keep away while the passive and neutral have long since fallen asleep. Out in the endless dunes, nothing moves. A true quiet.

That quiet swiftly comes to an end when a man with tussled black and grey hair crawls out of his tent. A simple t-shirt and a pair of loose shorts cover his scarred body, very unlike his usual outfit of choice. In his grip is a ridiculously large bath towel and a thicker blanket as well as a lantern. His feet are bare of any dress, and he relishes the feeling of sand brushing against them. What he likes less is the sudden chill graciously given to him by the desert’s nightly winds. He quickly ties the blanket around him like a cape. 

“Brrrr! I’m freezing my butt off! Kevin! Come out here!” He calls into the night. The previously still as a coffin tent bursts into activity as a “Woof!” erupts out of it. A medium-sized reddish-brown dog leaps out and bounces over to the man’s side. His tail wags like a metronome on steroids.  

The man's hearty laugh soars over the desert dunes as he leans down to give his dog some TLC. “Who’s my big puppy? Who’s my favorite in the whole wide world? Who’s my Kevin Bubbles Malone Jimmy Madeye Dugan? Yes, you are! You are!” He coos as Kevin rolls around and coats his fur in sand. When the man stands back up, Kevin copies him. The dog takes a few steps before-

“No, boy, don’t!” He borderline begs, but it’s too late. Sand goes flying everywhere as Kevin rids himself of the coarse and itchy feeling. 

“Augh! Bubbles! Bad dog! Now I got sand in my jibblets!” He pouts while trying to brush said sand off. Kevin tilts his head but otherwise continues to pant at him. 

He sighs with frustration and fondness as he walks away from the tent. "I can't be mad at you for long, it's not fair" He grumbles as Kevin walks attentively by his side, sniffing the air in search of any stray mobs who would dare to show their faces. But the desert is still quiet. Only the steps of the man and his dog as well as the lonely winds echo through the landscape. They keep walking with a clear goal in mind, each step intentional.

Until the man spots his destination in the distance. A giant vaguely circular glass donut-looking thing. The moonlight reflects beautifully off its slightly wonky surface, casting the area around it in an ethereal glow. With a cheer the man breaks out into a run, his loyal Kevin right behind him barking up a storm.

"Here it is, Kevin! Our overnight home!" He explains excitedly while throwing the giant towel over his shoulder so he can summon a silk touch pickaxe from his inventory. With it, he breaks just a few blocks of glass and steps inside. Kevin jumps in after with no hesitation. With everyone accounted for, the hole disappears as he refiles it. He wastes no time getting to work by spreading the massive towel over the sand. It's big enough to take up most of the ground inside the glass donut. After that, he places down a few other supplies before he unties his blanket cape.

"Sleeping under the desert stars on a clear night has been a bucket list item for a while, dude. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!" He says as he lays down on the towel. However, a cringe crosses his face when he feels the packed sand against his back. "Ouch! I thought it would be softer!" He exclaims. His solution is to wiggle his body around and create an imprint of his body into the sand. It's better...but not by much. It's good enough for now though, and he calls over Kevin who happily snuggles up to him.

With no more distractions, the man turns his eyes to the sky. And what a sight it is. A massive tapestry of light and color upon an ink-black background greets him. Hundreds if not thousands of stars scattered across the sky in an undescribable dance. The moon, ever the overachiever, shines bright and full. The spectacle of the scene before him fills every bit of his body with childlike wonder. He almost feels out of breath, and he's just lying there!

"Woah..." He mumbles.

With a clumsy hand, he points toward six stars located near each other. "See that Kevin? That's the Pickaxe." His hand then moves towards seven new stars. "And that's the Universal Bell." For a last time, he points to a cluster. "And that's the Head of the Great Dragon."

Suddenly, a distant feeling of fear hits him. His hand falls back down to Earth, and a frown decorates his face. "We really are miniscule, huh Kevin? We're tiny, insignificant little ants in the face of the Universe. Isn't that crazy?" Maybe he's the crazy one for talking to his dog alone in the desert. Kevin, for his part, continues to snore.

"Nothing we do matters on that scale. We can create a million solo worlds, yet it won't even make a blip on the radar!" He continues, the slight fear building strength in his chest.

"It's so vast. Borderline infinite. And I'm just one player out of millions...Maybe one of them is looking up right now, thinking the same thing. Mathematically that's gotta be the case. A million's a big number, and there's probably even more than that..." This ramble has to stop if he wants to keep that existential crisis at bay. Because at this rate he's on the minecart heading to the stress station!

He sighs and refocuses his eyes on the sky. It glows back at him just as before.

"Maybe we gotta focus less on what we can influence in the big picture and more on what we can influence in the small picture." He says, trying to inject some optimism into his tone. "Maybe the only impact we really need to make is the impact on those around us. Friends, family, other loved ones..."

He looks down at his beloved canine companion sleeping next to him. A smile creeps up on his face. Even just looking at Kevin's peaceful mug makes a happiness bubble in him. He giggles to himself. "I guess you're doing great on that front, Bubbles," He pets Kevin's head carefully to not wake him up. Afterward, he looks back up in the sky. 

"I could talk to my brothers more. Maybe invite Dop, Top, and Bop to do some silly challenges together. Or I could hit up Logic and get him to show me his newest duds. Maybe Pearlie Pop can help me build something for the fun!" Yeah! Yeah, that would be delightful! That would be great!

...Except that all of them are parts of servers he has no access to. And are also very busy. Well, that takes the wind out of his sails.

"Man, this sucks!" He pouts, trying to drown the genuine pang of loneliness with overdramatic sulking. But there's no one around to find it funny. His palm falls to his face.

"Dang it, Skizz!" Now he's just back in the sad. He shakes his head, this is not a productive mindset to have while alone in the desert under the infinite sky!

"You know what? They'll invite me to Hermitcraft next season. Then I'll have all the time in the world to hang out with my buddies!" He claims dramatically to bullshit his way out of this.

Then he stops.

Impulse is being cagey lately...Gem accidentally referred to him as a Hermit...Tango seems uncharacteristically excited about season 10...

Could it be?

A part of his mind screeches on instinct. Of course not! This hasn't been the first time he thought he was gonna get invited! And him? Hermitcraft? Yeah, sure. Like that would ever happen!

But, perhaps just this once, the other parts of his mind beat back those thoughts, and he gets to indulge in the possibility. Him on Hermicraft. With his friends. His brothers. And so many new people to get to know. A happy smile settles on his face at the thought. Wouldn't that be something? To have a proper home server again? Be able to look at the sky with those he loves the most. 

With that scenario in his mind, the starry sky above him doesn't look nearly as beautifully intimidating. Because if he's with his friends, he's in the right place. His place.

Eager to quit while he's ahead and to prevent those doubting thoughts from making a comeback, he summons the final pieces of his glass donut stargazing sleep place thing. Some glass, and a pillow. The glass is quickly used to cover the ceiling so no spiders or sandstorms could ruin his nap. The pillow lands where the indent of his head is under the sand. Somehow, Kevin doesn't stir, still sleeping away peacefully. The man, now very tired, lays back down on his towel and cozied up in the thick blanket. He gives a quick kiss to his dog's head, mumbles a "good night" and passes out on the spot.

But before he sinks into the sweet comfy unconsciousness, a vague memory, almost a dream, comes to him. It's a fragment of something players can never fully remember, but they hold it dear all the same.

Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.

[starboymaverik]

INTRODUCTION !!

TW/CW: some flashing lights and colors, mention of hypersexuality, religion/God/demons, and insomnia, let me know if I missed any! I'll edit if possible (i seriously don't know if edit is possible because this is my first time posting on here)

Our name is Maverick/Maverik! >.< Our pronouns are; he/him, ey/em, it/that/itself, star/starself, baa/baaself, woof/woofself, creature/creatureself, thing/thingself, and a couple more we can't name off the top of our head -_- we prefer to use the pronouns "we/us/ourself" for ourselves, though we are nearly 100% sure we don't have DID or OSDD.

We completely made up our own religion that is pretty hard to explain but is close to decorianism minus the deities! We believe that after death we become angels (-ish) and aid in taking care of earth and it's residents alongside our God/Deity. She does not have a name (and we are open to requests) but she closely resembles "mother nature". This religion does not have a name either. we're not very creative if you couldn't tell... :/ we may make a post in the future describing it better.

we are also a strong believer in coexisting with people of all kinds!! don't like us? that's okay. we have opposing beliefs? that's okay. we find your opinions strange? that's okay we'll leave you alone about it. you find our opinions strange? that's okay but leave us alone about it. you don't want to call us what we identify as? that's okay. we don't mind. live and love and be happy and we will too. <33

we are mentally 13-15 (it fluctuates) and bodily a minor, so no NSFW obviously. we are non-human, therian/otherkin/fictionkin/trans species/etc.

our kintypes are:

-brown pomsky

-maned wolf

-some small-medium sized deer species, can't exactly pinpoint what

-pygmy goat

-werewolf

-Ein, mainly non-canon

-Osprey

-marten

-deer fox (Hilda on Netflix)

-demonish/goatish/humanish thing

-hyena

-maybe a few others...

some of our favorite things are; stars (not even the real thing just the shape ★★★), nature, swinging, being dizzy, doing vocals, arts and crafts, debates, fall/spring, stuffed animals, our comfort person :3, grammar/etymology, philosophy/religion, and...

MUSIC !! We play the recorder, violin, piano, glockenspiel and snare drum, albeit none except violin very well. in violin we are far above our peers because we are a very fast learner >:] /flex (been doing vln for about 2 years)

music genres we like are:

-punk rock

-hyperpop

-kawaii metal

-bedroom pop

-classical

music artists are..

Will Wood, Bug Hunter, Baby Bugs, Food House, Penelope Scott, Amelie Farren, Madilyn Mei, Little Purr Man, Femtanyl, Candye Syrup, Baby Metal, Waterparks, The Wrecks, Fidlar, Narcissist's Cookbook, Never Shout Never, and some others that we're going to get mad at ourself for leaving out later but we can't think of right now =⁠_⁠=

things we really don't like are; lotion, slime, loud noises, being yelled at, the cold, the heat, being active (we're a fatass, ok? leave us alone >:( /j /lh), food with too many textures, most food actually,

We are unfortunately hypersexual, are recovering from insomnia/somniphobia, have bad emotional regulation skills, bad self-care/hygiene, have maladaptive daydreaming disorder, and depersonalization/derealization. We also have a bad relationship with crying and will sob for no reason sometimes or over little things. T^T self-diagnosed with autism and yes, we have done our research!!

we also have a speech impediment—rhotacism, a slight stutter, and dysarthria— and we've been pretty insecure of it our whole life but we're trying to learn to speak without forcing ourselves to sound "normal" :)

I've had this in drafts for like weeks now because i keep thinking I'm gonna want to add more to it but i think it's time to post even though I'll probably regret it :/

TLDR; Our name is Maverick, we use he/him/ey/em pronouns and we/us even though we're singular, we're a minor, non-human, love music, and we have a few issues, but we're working on it :)

DNI: nsfw/fetishizers, people who are only here to hate, and any prejudiced people (including transhateful). be warned i may state my opinions in some of my posts, and if you don't like them leave.

‼️‼️‼️‼️ALL OTHER PEOPLE ARE WELCOME AND DON'T BE RUDE TO ANYONE ON MY PAGE!! please!‼️‼️‼️‼️

[are-we-really-doing-this]

U should keep going off about Bryan I think the people deserve to know bro

Okay so you know how Mount St. Helens erupted in 1980? You know how Bryan Danielson was born in 1981? You think that's a coincidence??? Haha, I don't.

Let's just imagine for a moment that left somewhere in the smouldering rubble were three things. The body of a dead hiker, the carcass of a dead mountain goat, and some large mass of formerly green foliage. Let's say some fucking, fucking fertility magic belched up by the volcano possessed this pile of stuff and it was left to incubate. Let's say this pile was found by excavation crew decades later, and lets say that from the ashes a horned and hooved figure covered in dirty white fur, moss, and multicolored gemstones yanked itself from the ground and slunk off into the woods leaving the terrified crew to tell stories of the Washington State Goat Woman. More sightings would occur in the coming months as far as the midwest. Several people will claim attacks.

In time, this creature would make it's way allllllllllll the fucking way to the east coast where, in some stretch of woods behind the house, Mox would discover her. They have one of those non-verbal animal communication moments, you know the ones. Bryan on all fours looking essentially 100% physically human at that point just very feral, Mox crouched down in dog mode doing her big eyes and head tilts, whining and woofing at the panting and bleating thing in front of her. They're basically circling each other and sniffing each other for threats until Mox is like "hey baby wanna come back to mine" and Bryan doesn't really understand but she follows her anyway.

Cut to the rest of the girls discovering Mox hosing down this wispy naked chick in the back yard and she's like "check out this cool thing I found!" and it's a starving, shivering Bryan with hair matted in front of her eyes so bad she can barely see. They bring her in so she can shower but she seems to not understand a single thing they're doing and saying, but of course Mox seems to realize this and insists on helping her shower, get dressed, and eat spoonfuls of peanut butter directly from the jar because that's what Mox does to make herself feel better, so it couldn't hurt this weird scary girl that just sort of appeared out of nowhere.

This is barely even the beginning of this woman, I'm so excited to tell y'all more about her

[gleeandshame]

Gbbo Biscuit week 2024 semi-liveblog

Bronx man and another guy in the back are almost exactly matching (green top, backwards orange cap)

Someone please bring this up

Sumayah just forgetting her meringue for the filmed at home bit 😂

Christiaan is the unique flavors and garden gay? We’ll see if that ever pays off

Jeff and Andy match, I haven’t remembered/ learned who Andy is yet

Why the goat cheese then….

Peanut butter is very American

I mean I clocked it immediately with the wide shot so glad they brought up the outfits, hahaa

I’ve never had Viennese biscuits

The rhubarb powder 😬

Too much butter, Hazel, oh no

They’re small and cute, “a bit like me.” - John

Go off, gays

I would try Gill’s

Dylan did well (but it did remind me of the s’more challenge that was on gbbo before haha woof)

Christiaan flavor succeeded

Swans look cool

Thin mint?

Okay, not… seems British.

Always work small on the extract

Hope Jeff is okay

Tempering chocolate is hard

Nelly is wild

Some of these are gonna be really rough

Paul, get stronger

Puppet theater???

Herding chicken

Dylan what happened

Illiyin’s husband, take her on a date!!!!

Sumayah help your elders

Illiyin put your people back, you need them for a puppet show

It’s illiyin that faints??

Mike’s curtains are cool and his little handles

Andy making up a reason for cracks…

Dylan, don’t faint…… clumsy bro gave us a heart attack

Interested in Dylan’s flavors and his characters were painted nice

Christiaan’s little legs on the puppets were very cute

Showstopper handshake??? Dang

Sumayah looking shocked and confused. Your artistry was great

Bye Hazel

“Charm him with my buns”

[stonecoldsilly]

thoughts about episode nine:

the stepmother is hot beyond measure. she's not bad she's just written that way she's an eldritch horror out for vengeance the world the universe the whole damn mess of it all can go to hell she's gonna eat it all UP we support the throat goat <3

peter the baron of bricks is also incredibly hot you gotta love a fucking hefty pig. polite bastard as well WOOF.

when they shifted to the city of chimneys and brennan was describing the smoke and how grim it was i was so so so cocky about guessing that they were finally in shoeberg. you know, the town that sounded really cool that was mentioned in the first episode. oof.

[annieandro]

Gwendolyn The Miracle Hen

Stevie

Look At Me

At Night

Sam

One, Two, Where's My Shoe

Swimmy Track Picture Book

My Little Brother

Goggles

ABC Of Cars and Trucks

Peter's Chair

Maybe A Monster

Cluck The Captain's Chicken

Moving Day For Manuel

Who Will Wake Up Spring

Welcome Roberto, Bienvenido Roberto

I Am A Hunter

Mommies At Work

Tom In The Middle

Play With Me

What Do You Say, Dear

Where Are The Mothers

Will I Have A Friend

I Have A Tree

The Story Grandmother Told

Dandelion

5A and 7B

The Circus Baby

Clyde Of Africa If I Had

Tony and The Toll Collector

I'll Fix Anthony

Ask Mr.Bear

Go Away Dog

Chicken Little Count To Ten

The Snowy Day

Birthday Presents

Whistle For Willie

My Friend John

Katie Goes To Camp

What Is Your Favorite Thing To Touch

What Do I Do

City In The Summer

Dear Uncle Carlos The Cat Who Thought He Was A Tiger

Six Foolish Fishermen

A Kiss For Little Bear

Corduroy Some Of The Days Of Everett Anderson

Chicken Soup With Rice

Where The Wild Things Are

The Lorax

Clifford The Big Red Dog

Mr.Uppity

Thomas Snowsuit

My Funny Animal Alphabet

Alexander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Hideout

Insects and other small creatures

Clifford The Big Red Dog: Tummy Trouble

The Animal Alphabet Book

My Little Pony: Twilight Sparkle's Magical Journey

Horton Hears A Who

Oh The Places You'll Go

Old MacDonald Had A Farm

My Little People School Bus

Socks

Are You My Mother

Fluffy Bunnies

Chicka Chicka 123

I Can Read With My Eyes Shut

Barefoot Bear and The Ice Cream Factory

Green Eggs and Ham

The Berenstain Bears and The Attic Treasure

Goodnight Moon

In A People House

The Pigeon Finds A Hot Dog

It's Not Easy Being A Bunny

Parachuting Hamsters and Andy Russell

Mr.Brown Can Moo Can You

Care Bears: Meet The Care Bears

Little Monster At School

Rugrats: The Rugrats Versus The Monkeys

The Pigeon Loves Things That Go

My Little Pony: The Perfect Pumpkin

Pink Panther and Sons: Pinky Saves The Beach Bullies

Monchichi's ABC

Curious George and The Dump Truck

Bad Kitty

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

Big Bird's New New Nest and Other Goodnight Stories

Little Critter: I'm Sorry

The Foot Book

The Cat In The Hat

Alphapets: Bradley and The Great Swamp Mystery

Curious George At The Parade

The Jacket I Wear In The Snow

The Gingerbread Bear

Blast Off Barefoot Bear

Can I Have A Stegosaurus Mom Can I Please

Sprout's Valley Adventure

Blue Skidoos To The Beach

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

Richard Scarry's Find Your ABC's

Ernie's Big Mess

Bad Kitty Does Not Like Dogs

Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob Goes To The Doctor

The Backyardians: The Mystery Of The Jeweled Eggs

Shopkins: Lights Camera Shopkins

Llama Llama and The Bully Goat

Posie The Kitten In Pink

Goodnight Sweet Butterflies a Color Dreamland

A Boy, A Dog and A Frog

Disney's Aladdin ABC Animal Jamboree

Please Mr.Panda

Richard Scarry's Please and Thank You Book

Max and Ruby: Bunny Cakes

Skeleton Hiccups

W Is For Woof A Dog Alphabet

Barefoot Bear and The Dragon

Splat and The School Trip

Blue's Clues: Blue's Bedtime

Scooter Computer and Mr.Chips: The Computer In The Candy Store

How Do You Say It Today, Jesse Bear

A Big Ball Of String

The Cat In The Hat Comes Back

Blue's Cool Idea

[werewolfmonkie]

10 fandoms 10 characters!

I got tagged by @notsobeautifuldisaester

In no order (except for #1 cause #1 is the best lmao)

Jughead Jones (Archie Comics)

The best character in anything ever (he's literally me). Nearly all versions of Jughead are GOATED. (Excet C*le Sp***e, idk what the casting directors were thinking)

2. Fred Jones (Scooby-doo)

If you hate him, then there is something wrong with you. He is literally the human form of a golden retriever and can do no wrong. (Two Jones's in a row, whoa)

3. Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

Literally the reason why I started going as Mason. Something about this sassy, possibly autistic, guy just resonates with me. (Fun fact: these three characters I headcanon as autistic, will the pattern end?)

4. Horse (Centaurworld)

She's a horse who does cool shit, what's not to love. Also I find her relatable as hell (The autistic headcanoning pattern stopped at Dipper. But will the ( ) pattern ever end?)

5. Fluttershy (My Little Pony)

Can do no wrong ever. Best pony. Best member of the main six. If you hate her then I probably hate you too (She's a horse too)

6. Shiro (Scan2Go)

My tortured little woof woof. (Also he's cool, I love him)

7. Suneo Honekawa (Doraemon)

Cringy little bastard fox boy. I haven't watched Doraemon in ages but he's still my favourite

8. Mitsuo Suwa (Perman)

Been ages since I watched Perman too but I still like this asshole. Also as Perman, he could probably kick my ass and I'm afraid of that

9. Congo (Pandalien)

He's the big guy in this screenshot. He's cool. I love the size difference between him and his sister. As far as pandas go, he's really cool.

10. Aggron (Pokemon)

I'm putting a pokemon in this cause I'm running out of characters. I do what I want. I know he dies to being punched but so do I. He's a big cool man.

I'm gonna tag @salty-pupcake

[scoutandvioletfan]

Gwendolyn The Miracle Hen

Stevie Look At Me

At Night

Sam

One, Two, Where's My Shoe

Swimmy

Track Picture Book

My Little Brother

Goggles

ABC Of Cars and Trucks Peter's Chair

Maybe A Monster

Cluck The Captain's Chicken Moving Day For Manuel

Who Will Wake Up Spring

Welcome Roberto, Bienvenido Roberto

I Am A Hunter

Mommies At Work

Tom In The Middle

Play With Me

What Do You Say, Dear

Where Are The Mothers

Will I Have A Friend

I Have A Tree

The Story Grandmother Told

Dandelion

5A and 7B

The Circus Baby

Clyde Of Africa If I Had

Tony and The Toll Collector

I'll Fix Anthony

Ask Mr.Bear

Go Away Dog

Chicken Little Count To Ten

The Snowy Day

Birthday Presents

Whistle For Willie

My Friend John

Katie Goes To Camp

What Is Your Favorite Thing To Touch

What Do I Do

City In The Summer

Dear Uncle Carlos

The Cat Who Thought He Was A Tiger

Six Foolish Fishermen

A Kiss For Little Bear

Corduroy

Some Of The Days Of Everett Anderson

Chicken Soup With Rice

Where The Wild Things Are

The Lorax

Clifford The Big Red Dog

Mr.Uppity

Thomas Snowsuit

My Funny Animal Alphabet

Alexander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Hideout

Insects and other small creatures

Clifford The Big Red Dog: Tummy Trouble

The Animal Alphabet Book

My Little Pony: Twilight Sparkle's Magical Journey

Horton Hears A Who

Oh The Places You'll Go

Old MacDonald Had A Farm

My Little People School Bus

Socks

Are You My Mother

Fluffy Bunnies

Chicka Chicka 123

I Can Read With My Eyes Shut

Barefoot Bear and The Ice Cream Factory

Green Eggs and Ham

The Berenstain Bears and The Attic Treasure

Goodnight Moon

In A People House

The Pigeon Finds A Hot Dog

It's Not Easy Being A Bunny

Parachuting Hamsters and Andy Russell

Mr.Brown Can Moo Can You

Care Bears: Meet The Care Bears

Little Monster At School

Rugrats: The Rugrats Versus The Monkeys

The Pigeon Loves Things That Go

My Little Pony: The Perfect Pumpkin

Pink Panther and Sons: Pinky Saves The Beach Bullies

Monchichi's ABC

Curious George and The Dump Truck

Bad Kitty

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

Big Bird's New New Nest and Other Goodnight Stories

Little Critter: I'm Sorry

The Foot Book

The Cat In The Hat

Alphapets: Bradley and The Great Swamp Mystery

Curious George At The Parade

The Jacket I Wear In The Snow

The Gingerbread Bear

Blast Off Barefoot Bear

Can I Have A Stegosaurus Mom Can I Please

Sprout's Valley Adventure

Blue Skidoos To The Beach

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

Richard Scarry's Find Your ABC's

Ernie's Big Mess

Bad Kitty Does Not Like Dogs

Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob Goes To The Doctor

The Backyardians: The Mystery Of The Jeweled Eggs

Shopkins: Lights Camera Shopkins

Llama Llama and The Bully Goat

Posie The Kitten In Pink

Goodnight Sweet Butterflies a Color Dreamland

A Boy, A Dog and A Frog

Disney's Aladdin

ABC Animal Jamboree

Please Mr.Panda

Richard Scarry's Please and Thank You Book

Max and Ruby: Bunny Cakes

Skeleton Hiccups

W Is For Woof A Dog Alphabet

Barefoot Bear and The Dragon

Splat and The School Trip

Blue's Clues: Blue's Bedtime

Scooter Computer and Mr.Chips: The Computer In The Candy Store

How Do You Say It Today, Jesse Bear

A Big Ball Of String

The Cat In The Hat Comes Back

Blue's Cool Idea

Little Bear

The Gruffalo

Q Is For Duck

Sesame Street: A My Name Is Alice An Alphabet Book

Pink Panther and Sons: Fun At The Picnic

Spongebob Squarepants: Ice Cream Time

Alpha Bugs

How Many Bugs In A Box

More Bugs In Boxes

The Day It Rained Hearts

Peppa Pig Class Trip

Socks For Stan

The Three Bears ABC An Alphabet Book

Harry The Dirty Dog

Gummi Bears: Zumi's Magic Spells

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends: Sidekick Showdown

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends: Go Goo Go

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends: Eduardo Goes Extreme

Rainbow Brite: The Risky Rescue

The Care Bears Picnic

The Care Bears: The Mystery Of The Missing Dreams

Fox In Socks

Hop On Pop

Ronald McDonald Alphabet

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Wuzzles: Bumblelion's Funny Money

Wuzzles: Butterbear's Surprise Guest

Wuzzles: Hippopotamus Goes To Hollywuz

Wuzzles: Eleroo and The Brahma Bullfinch

Thomas and Friends: Thomas and The Treasure and Other Stories

Thomas and Friends: Track Stars 3 Thomas and Friends Stories

Thomas and Friends: Hooray For Thomas and Other Thomas and Friends Stories

The Bernstain Bears: Go Green

The Bernstain Bears: No Girls Allowed

The Bernstain Bears: Computer Trouble

The Bernstain Bears: and Baby Makes Five

Riddles Riddles From A To Z

3 Little Witches Trick Or Treat Halloween The Berenstain Bears and The Tooth Fairy

Spot's Halloween Spot's Halloween Party

Barbie: The Big Splash

Biscuit and Friends A Day At The Aquarium

Biscuit's Birthday

Schoolhouse Rock: 3 Ring Government Sesame Street: Oscar's Rotten Birthday

The Taxi That Hurried

The Wonderful School

You're A Good Sport Charlie Brown

Sesame Street: Grover Goes To School

Master Of The Universe: Castle Grayskull

Master Of The Universe: He Man and Battle Cat

Masters Of The Universe: The Revenge Of Skeletor

Rocky Versus Clubber Lang

Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo and The Mystery Of The Strange Paw Prints

Strawberry Shortcake and Her Friends

Pound Puppies: Fun From A To Z

Barbie: Camping Adventure Barbie: Barbie Goes To The City

Benji Goes Camping

My Little Pony: Lost In The Clouds

Halloween Cats

On The Night You Were Born

The Berenstain Bears: New Baby

Barbie: Soccer Coach

Barbie: The Missing Wedding Dress

Jim Henson Muppets: Trouble With Twins

Jim Henson Muppets: The Wonderful Wagon

Jim Henson Muppets: What A Mess

Spot Loves His Daddy

The Berenstain Bears and The Ghost Of The Forest

The Berenstain Bears and The Spooky Old Tree

Sesame Street: Big Bird Follows The Signs

Alphaoops The Day Z Went First

Sesame Street: How To Be A Grouch

Alphaoops H Is For Halloween

Sesame Street: Cookie Monster and The Cookie Tree

It's A Mystery Charlie Brown

The Berenstain Bears: Go On A Ghost Walk

Fraggle Rock: The Legends Of The Doozer Who Didn't

Muppet Babies: Gonzo Saves London

Pucasso The Cat Who Wanted To Be A Artist

Muppet Babies: Animal Go Bye-Bye

How The Alphabet Came To Be

Muppet Babies: Baby Gonzo's Treasure Hunt

Heathcliff: Pigs Out

Little Critter: Being Thankful

Spot's Birthday Party

Robo Machine Challenge Of The Gobots: Collision Course Comet

Gobots: Battle For Gobotron

The Transformers: Battle For Cybertron

Gobots: Battle Target Earth

Fraggle Rock: What Do Doozers Do

Gerry The Giraffe

Alf: This Place Is A Zoo

Clifford The Big Red Dog: Thanksgiving Parade

Alf: A Day At The Fair

Corduroy's Thanksgiving Muppet Babies: Baby Piggy's Mermaid Tales

Little Critter: Just A Special Thanksgiving

Fraggle Rock: No One Know Where Gobo Goes

Muppet Babies: Gonzo and the Great Race

Fraggle Rock: What's A Fraggle

Muppet Babies: What Is A Gonzo

Spot Love His Mommy

Muppet Babies: Kermit The Hermit

Corduroy Goes To The Doctor

Winnie The Pooh: Pooh Can, Can You

Fantastic Four: The Island Of Dragon

Corduroy's Busy Street

Thomas and Friends: Christmas In Wellsworth

Corduroy's Day

Corduroy's Halloween Hooray For Halloween

Goldilocks and The 3 Bears

Curious George Sonny Says Sorry

The Little Sparrow

Why Anansi Has Eight Thin Legs

The Story Of Rama and Sita

Donald Duck's Christmas Tree

Biscuit's and Friends: A Day At The Aquarium

The Little Red Hen

The 12 Days Of Christmas

Little Owl: ABC and Counting

The 3 Billy Goats Gruff

The Princess and The Pea

Tredicino

Schaefer and The Raccoons: The Mystery Of The Disappearing Forest

The Berenstain Bears: Meet Santa Bear

Care Bears: Where Are You

Care Bears: Caring Contest

Care Bears: What Makes You Happy

Sleepy Kittens

Don't Put Mustard In The Custard

Richard Scarry's Christmas Mice

Corduroy's 4th Of July

Merry Christmas Uncle Scrooge McDuck

Spot's First Christmas The Christmas Helpers

The Poky Little Puppy's First Christmas

Thomas and Friends: Thomas and The Missing Christmas Tree

Once A Mouse

The Little Engine Could

Little Christmas Star

Winnie The Pooh: The Merry Christmas Mystery

The Little Engine That Could and The Snowy Blowy Christmas Merry

Christmas Curious George

Dreams

Two Ducks and a Turtle

Shangool and Mangool

The Hare and The Hedgehog

Please Baby Please

Dinosaur Vs Bedtime

Blue's Starry Night

[ashen-vulture]

Yes!

to me, ducks go wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp

Horses go RHEEEEHHEHEHEHEHE or nuhruhuhuhuhuh

When its a little dog, they don't go woof they go VERF! I have also once been AOUWF-ed at by a Shar-pei.

My chickens like to make sweet, soft lil noises, they go bup bup bup bup bup... baauuuuuuwwwww bup bup bup bup

Sheep and goat do Baah, but I also really like it when they MEHHEHHEHEH

One of my neighbors has a few cattle and over the hill I can hear them go MHOUHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I can't argue with donkeys going HEE-HAW, they do definitely hee-haw, but there's a certain level of squeakyness that HEE-HAW can't reflect with human letters. So close enough!

I love animal noises

Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

[hyefoods]

Nourish Your Pup’s Skin from the Inside Out with the Right Ingredients

What’s the Best Dog Food for Dogs with Skin Problems?

Skin issues can be a real bummer for your furry bestie, leaving them scratching, irritated, and uncomfortable. But did you know the solution might be as simple as what’s in their bowl? Let’s talk about finding paw-fact dog food to help tackle those pesky skin problems while sneaking in some buzzworthy benefits like goat milk for dogs.

Why Skin Problems Start with the Wrong Dog Food

Dog food isn’t just about filling your pup’s tummy; it’s their daily dose of essential nutrients. If your dog’s diet is packed with fillers, allergens, or poor-quality ingredients, their skin might suffer. Think of it like this: bad food equals bad vibes (and itchy skin).

Key Ingredients to Look For

1. Omega Fatty Acids – Skin’s Best Friend

Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids, often found in salmon, flaxseed, or fish oil, are essential for combating inflammation and keeping your dog’s skin hydrated and itch-free.

2. Probiotics for Happy Tummies (and Skin!)

Did you know gut health and skin health are connected? Goat milk for dogs is an excellent source of probiotics that promote digestion and help reduce flare-ups caused by food sensitivities.

3. Hypoallergenic Proteins

Say goodbye to common allergens like beef or chicken and hello to skin-friendly options like lamb, turkey, or fish. These proteins are gentle on sensitive pups and reduce the chances of irritation.

4. Limited-Ingredient Recipes

The best dog food for dogs with skin issues is often simple. Fewer ingredients mean fewer chances of an allergic reaction.

5. Vitamins and Antioxidants

Look for added nutrients like vitamin E, zinc, and antioxidants, which help repair skin damage and promote a shiny coat.

Why Goat Milk for Dogs Deserves the Spotlight

Let’s not sleep on goat milk! This natural powerhouse is not just easy to digest—it’s loaded with probiotics, proteins, and anti-inflammatory properties. Whether you mix it with adult dog food or wet food, goat milk for dogs supports skin repair from the inside out, making it a must-have for dogs with skin problems.

Finding the Right Dog Food for Skin Problems

1. Best Dog Food for Skin Issues

Grain-free or hypoallergenic recipes are often the best choice. They prioritize high-quality ingredients that nourish your pup’s skin while avoiding triggers.

2. Healthy Dog Food for Everyday Wellness

If your pup has sensitive skin, a balanced, nutrient-dense diet is key. Healthy dog food that includes probiotics and Omega fatty acids can work wonders.

3. Wet Food for Extra Hydration

Dogs with skin problems often benefit from added moisture. Wet food is a tasty and hydrating option that’s especially great for picky eaters.

4. Senior Dog Food for Aging Pups

Senior dogs with sensitive skin require extra care. Senior dog food includes additional nutrients for joint and skin health, ensuring your older dog feels their best.

How to Make the Switch

Transitioning to a new diet? Take it slow. Mix a small amount of the new food with your pup’s current food, gradually increasing over a week or so. You’ll avoid any tummy troubles while introducing skin-loving ingredients.

Final Woof

Skin problems in dogs are frustrating, but the solution could be as simple as upgrading their diet. The best dog food for sensitive skin includes high-quality proteins, Omega fatty acids, and probiotics (hello, goat milk for dogs!). Whether you go for wet food, senior dog food, or a tailored healthy dog food option, the right ingredients can help your pup ditch the itch and flaunt their healthiest coat yet.

Because every dog deserves to feel fabulous, from nose to tail. 🐾

[aflockofseacows]

This weeks tastings:

Batch 1: Good! It's really good! I think there might be something to this whole pressure fermenting biz. I can't say these fall far behind last year's cider. I would be perfectly happy to keep drinking this without more aging. The bottles aren't fully carbonated yet, but it's getting there. Batch 2: Excellent. Like, really really good. It has such a sweetness to it. Batch 1 has a bit of that sweetness too, but I think this takes the cake. I think it's the best one so far. GOAT

Batch 4: Still very young. woof! had to have a little taste though, since I had the tap right there. It's done fermenting, but still has a long way to go. The youngness overpowered any personality or subtle tastes, so no idea how it is. Mead: It's definitely mead! Tastes like honey. I can't tell if it's changed much since last time. I think the taste might have become less honey-ish, less harsh. not that it was ever harsh, but it's taken some of the honey edge off. Maybe. I might be misremembering. It just taste like what fermented honey would taste like. Which is good.

[megamangx]

scp allince slayer-the girly things plot

read the allien slayer sweries of scp storys

mike jenklin was doing paperwork witch he hatted becuse he liked fieldwork becuse he liked guns and swords and fighting with his buddy darkblade.

but one day all the female sciantists started quitting jobs and dressing like fucked up barbie "what is happened doctor rights you used to love sciance you where part of the science team for god sake" mike shaked her

"like i love make up and ballat and dolls now witch is normel things for girls to like now go away" she said and walked out in high heels and blodn hair.

"something is wrong and the peace is not more i must go to ask doctor kain pathos crow he is smart and willing know ansmwers" i said then mike opened the door to crow lab

the doctor was there "crow all the females are wearing pink and quitting"

crow laughed "oh its just girls they havbe womenblely needs and it is normal for them to do girl things like cottege cores and housewife" he said and the other staff laughed and slapped each others bums

"now mike lets get you a wife woof woof" barked kain pathos crow but mike was not imprassed becuse he was womans rights "something is wrong why are you liked this"??

then the door opened and evil woman keelee was there "i control the scp now and soon this site 19 will be demolished and turned into a cottagecore village for good girls to live and service the men" she said as the men bowed down

"you see i have a blog called just girly things and it will make girls into nromal girls who like pink and being wife" she laughed

mike jenkins tryed to go for gun but a strong women grab him and he could not fight "but why men help you" mike begged

suddanly a purple computer grapheic farmer man was there "well thatd be me pardner i used my goat mind control to make all the boys here do what they are told.

mike was scared "GOAT VR YOU ARE HELPING THEM?!"

The farmer laugh "thats right keelee promased me i could have 10 percent of the worlds men to turn into my goat slaves forever and send them into my game"

keelee kicked mike whern he was down and wispered in his ear "remember years ago when evil pagan cult take over scp that was me we where doing a testing run for the just girly things program memes" and mike was shook.

darkblade came in holding the mastermune sword as he stuck the heavy weapons girls down "mike you where trained in the kata how could you be so easily defeeted after you punched the evil sun to death remember" said darkblade

MOTIVATION came over mike as he powered up becoming powercul with the kata and unlashing his silver power form "Keelee you have stolen these womens freedoms and slaved them and for that you will pay" and mike puncher her 20000 times "ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora" he said and punched her out a window.

"you gotta deal with me boy" said the farmer as mike used norton anti virus to kill him "oh fuck you too" said the farmer who was deleted.

then mike and darkblade used the antimeme to cure doctor crow and the others as the dog thanked them "sorry about that i was weak to let that computer man mind control me." said crow

"Don';t worry friends look out for each other" laughed mike and they all wented out for pepsis.

at a secret base hitler crushed his list as his glass of warm milk shattered he was angry "so our gender roles group we funded has failed i am das angry and hate zat mike i will get him" hitler said no longer in the mood for his warm glass of milk.