#go touch grass or something idk
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it’s not enough that you ship vidow you have to write fucking porn of it too? god you’re fucked up
#i wasn’t even part of the discourse yesterday#why is this the second day in a row that i get anon hate#like i totally get yesterdays#i stirred the pot lmao#but come on i don’t give a single shit about FS discourse#go touch grass or something idk#sulley answers#and another thing#how do you know what i write if you’re not actively looking it up?#why are you looking up tags that you obviously disagree with?#is fighting strangers online your coping mechanism?
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happy saturday, nerds
#me#selfie#i have work today#fuckin pray for me or something#happy saturday#go get some sun#touch some grass#idk#live a little
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if i ever get to a point where i am genuinely mad about the casting of a childrens film not being “historically accurate” i need you to put me out of my misery
#like babe i think you may have bigger problems#than there being one poc in a movie about fucking dragons#it doesn’t need to be historically accurate#it’s a children’s movie#you weirdo lame ass loser ass bitch#get a hobby#touch a blade of grass#go outside maybe#look at a bird or something idk#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#httyd astrid#nico parker
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If Valentino dies, I will be genuinely sad. He deserves death, but that doesn't mean I want that 😔
HOWEVER
Vox and Velvette's suffering would be DELICIOUS. I want to see them unleash, well, Hell on whoever took out Valentino (looking at you, Nifty, my beloved little freak)
But I also especially want to see Vox and Angel Dust try to figure out who they are without Valentino looming over and controlling them. I want their potential Unlocked - Angel Dust in becoming free and growing, Vox in becoming the utterly insane and deranged babygirl that he is
#text#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vox#if valentino dies i will riot#(i wont but my god i will be SO sad)#and i KNOW the entire fandom (except for like. five other valentino enjoyers) would CHEER and love it#and ngl that makes me feel kinda sick#i KNOW that valentino is a piece of shit. hes the scum of the earth and he DESERVES death#anyway im not normal and i should probably go touch grass or something idk#internet time for me is over
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when I joined my art class group call and heard that MatPat was retiring I genuinely cheered.
this is so real. i share a similar sentiment (yelled "LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!")
#mod cyrus#good meme /lh#i was like no fcuking way man#i thought it was so funny#finally. he can go touch grass . or something . maybe grow and change as a person idk#monstrousmaws#matpat retirement#asks
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It’s so weird how people on twitter take shit out of context and it’s so obvious they just do it on purpose because why the fuck would Winona hate Millie just because she doesn’t like watching movies? 💀 i’m sorry to break it to you but Winona isn’t a miserable toxic fuck like most of you people on twitter she’s not gonna hate Millie just because of that one thing.
#like i can guarantee you that her and millie have plenty of other things to talk about other than movies#i mean they’ve literally hung out before and went on a double date 😭#y’all need to get something better to do like idk maybe go outside and touch grass and try to get a job#it would do some good for that rotted brain#stranger things#winona ryder#millie bobby brown#joyce byers#eleven
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i don't really know how to word this but like i feel like i'm gonna forever have to deal with the pain and heartache of one of my very first pokémon games- the first 'normal' pokémon game i've ever played, that i will have lasting nostalgia and love for as a result of it being formative to my introduction into the series- being the one that will forever be looked down upon for bad graphics and technical issues as a result of the game having been rushed
like i honest to goodness want to scream and yell and cry into the void about how this means everything to me and will always be one of my fave games just in general. but how am i gonna do that without someone being like 'the broken overpriced mess? the one that's missing all this stuff from the older games that was great? the thing with all the cringe? that one?' or whatever. and the thing is they aren't wrong for their criticisms either like i know the fact that they rushed this wonderful game hardcore is a massive stain on its reputation and it hurts me too but like i cannot turn off the brain full of love in me and be a mean critic. or even an impartial one. i mean i criticize everything i love don't get me wrong i am constantly running my mouth about what i like and don't like. but at the end of the day i approach all media with an unusually optimistic mindset. if you see me talk a ton about something no matter what i'm saying you can bet it means i love it.
just. aaagh. it's always tough being a new fan of an old series. i'm like too embarrassed to express my opinions bc i feel like they're invalid y'know? i feel so exhausted every time i see something to the effect of like 'oh those poor kids these days having to deal with such bad quality everything what a bad time to be a fan of pokémon wow y'all make me feel so old' well see the thing is i actually am thriving and i love it here. and i'm also an adult myself so i have more critical thinking skills than people who played red when they were like five years old did. and even with the power of critical thinking i manage to be in love with this. join me in marvelling at the beauty of life
#sorry for the massive rant i am full of both love and rage but i feel alone in this world about this particular subject#my other fav complaint is like 'they make it too easy to xyz these days'#to me that reads like 'i suffered so why shouldn't they'#yes we should encourage people to spend 100 hours grinding to do basic story requirements.#to weed out the true gamers from the weaklings. or maybe we could use the spare time in our lives to touch grass#the only easy-fication change in sv i don't like is the ability to access boxes right from the menu#that kinda cheapens the need to strategically organize a team before heading somewhere#i can.. sorta understand being miffed about the remember moves mechanic?#frankly platinum was so stressful with not being able to freely switch without great hassle/cost#it would have been a fair enough compromise to make you pay a bit of lp or something#or do it for free but having to go to like a pokécenter or something#i'll never agree that exp share is bad though sorry#pokémon#ok but about the 'i feel bad for kids these days with these ugly designs/lame 3D models' thing#yeah i have news for you every gen has its ugly/stupid pokémon.#dude look at exeggcute#and some of the oldest spritework is hideous#granted the ds era spritework was beautiful#but i don't see what is so bad about the 3D models of today? they're both nice...#dude play an indie game or something if it's that important to you idk#it will never be the 90s again. it will never be the 00s again. i'm sorry.
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It is actually so funny to get back online to learn that someone's been block evading, discover on desktop that I have 7 asks that have since been erased from my inbox because the person's account was nuked for it, and find out it's because a mutual is not changing their mind about a ship that I have literally never mentioned publicly because it's that boring to me. Like, bruh, sorry, get better taste, idk what else to tell you
#like lmfao. sorry. your ship is boring and bad and you should feel bad.#anyway I am on vacation (again) and I am not paying attention to whatever bullshit is being peddled in my ask box.#I am not here. go take a fucking lap or something idk. not even gonna say touch grass just like. step outside.#breathe some fresh air. listen to some birds idk man there are better uses of your time.#download the merlin birdwatching app from cornell and go watch some birds.#yesterday I logged a grackle and a cactus wren just in the in n out parking lot! it was great. grackles have delightful calls.#the world is full of wonders that doesn't entail getting your tumblr account nuked because you're a fucking jackass with bad taste :)))
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they really have the gall to say they aren’t biased against byler when these are their reactions to both of these posts:
like c’mon bffr
#byler#not gonna tag this as anti m*leven because the last time i did that my post ended up on the actual m*leven tag#so tumblr clearly can't be trusted#but lol I don't much care for m*levin romantically but it just blows my mind how…#idk…let's say…passionate the st subreddit is about ensuring it's sanctity#like they're always like ‘i have no problem with people who ship byler my problem is with people who want mike to break up with el for him’#and idk it all just seems like a cover for what the actual problem you have against byler:#it's a gay ship involving a character you've projected all your straight fantasies onto (mike) and you feel that#because byler shippers ‘force’ people to admit it will be canon#it says something about your own sexuality#like please touch some grass and work on your homophobia because you can relate to a character who is gay#it's okay#you're not going to magically turn gay if mike ends up being gay#now I'm not saying byler shippers are all little angels btw#(we could probably do better if we just focused on enjoying the ship and the characters instead of arguing with homophobes)#but i definitely think the hate towards byler shippers is queerphobic (it's no secret most of us are queer in some way or another)#where the hate towards m*levin shippers (simply by the fact that it's a straight ship) is just not#and no I don't buy the argument that it's misogynist to want mike to leave el#(as if el's character arc hasn't been intrinsically tied to how misogyny and heteronormativity are#tied together under oppressive systems like the patriarchy#and that her idea of romance and boyfriends under it has been harmful to her independence and sense of self)
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i love modern reading comprehension. i love watching two people argue aggressively over entirely different subjects while making up what the other persons argument is.
#some off yall need to um#whats the term#touch grass#fr tho do something in real life. connect with your community. put down your phone.#“im anxious” ok. do it scared.#im not a bootstraps guy but sometimes u rly do gotta just bite the bullet and accept something could go badly but that doesnt mean u should#deny the opportunity#idk
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I'll be honest, there was something oddly cathartic about my weird little fit of interacting with past me's posts like she was some random idiot stranger earlier. Something something treating a version of yourself as a separate entity to call her a stupid bitch.
No, i'm not plural, oh my god some of you people i swear.
#alaskan surplus#hard to explain#it's like that comic about the person talking to their high school self and giving them a hug but like way dumber.#my child self needed...something but i won't say just a hug. idk what he needed exactly but maybe someone coming and telling him#''hey a lot is going to happen soon and none of it is normal. You need to know that. none of what they'll do is normal. but you'll be ok.'#my high school self needed a kick in the ass followed up by a hug#but the baby trans NEET version of me i was talking too earlier today?#well first she needed someone to make her realize she was being gaslit and manipulated at all times. than they needed to give her a hug.#than they needed to drag her outside kicking and screaming to touch grass and make her talk too a brown person.#actually blogging on your blog
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me looking at my own blog: god i wish this bitch would stfu
#liz speaks#i just say things man#and i think it's so fucking funny that people on here take me as seriously as they do#i'm like...the least serious person you're ever going to meet#also why do people get so pressed about a random person's opinion on here?#i literally don't make policy dude#all i said was i think some silly little thing about some silly little fandom#and suddenly i've declared war on an allied nation or something? idk that's how seriously people take the discourse on here sometimes#like there are things that i think are serious of course#but yelling at me because someone asked me if i would make merch for my fics and then when i asked the masses about it#i'm being accused of trying to steal people's money? that's when you KNOW it's time to go touch some grass#this is a hobby not my profession. like people get so pressed about the most inconsequential shit on here.#my profession is being a silly goose. something i'm very good at actually#oh no did someone interpret your blorbo in a way you didn't like? call the national guard about it ig#idk dude sometimes i truly just want to pull away from everyone and ignore y'all#i think i'd be happier sometimes just posting my stories and not interacting with anyone#because some people (anons at the very least) make this place so bleak and miserable because they feel like they have to police everything#literally just vibe my guy. nothing on here is that serious. we're all just yapping about blorbos and reading/writing self indulgent shit#eat some grapes and sit in the shade or something idk
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someone who plays wuthering waves should tell me whether it's good after the 1.0 storyline or whatever actually releases
#ramblings!#i . still will not play it 1 gacha is enough but i guess id like to see if it's legit or just popular rn bc haha gnsn competition#+ jiggle physics.... JFKSDLFJKLSDMFSKLDG#i can't take the female characters seriously and the only guy who looks interesting is lion dancer guy but we have that at home#queued#would be cool to have gnsn competition but at the same time it'll just continue the massive dick measuring contest and im like -_-#me when ive heard 'genshin could never wuwa scaring hoyo' like ok. if you wanna prove smth go outside and touch grass#also that guy something jinhsi why is it just his name in not mandarin romanization lol#or is it a girl i forgot.. anyways yeah i need story reviews not just ‘they’re so hot omg gnsn could never’#like ok idk what the trailers say but I have not seen a single plot review pls whereeeeeee is the story why is everyone tattooed with their#rarity star number
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#taking a lil break from posting bc im getting too in my head about it lmao#having that 'oh im talking too much feeling'#also in general I feel like im just flooding tags and being annoying#i wanna rethink my whole tagging situation for the smaller fandoms I'm in bc it is mortifying to check a tag and see like multiple of mine#in a row bc everyone else kinda figured out their own personal tagging system#like idk when tumblr stops being fun bc I feel annoying I know its time to uhhh go touch grass or something#queue is set up so this blog isnt just dead but yeah#gotta go rewire my brain or something lmao
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i can sort of understand why ppl are calling lockwood kaz brekker dupe, but like,,, think abt it. they have their similarities but in NO WAY are they “same character, different font”. like at all. (bear with me, this is gonna be long asf, dont say i didnt warn you) DISCLAIMER THIS POST IS BY BOTH A SOC AND A LNCO FAN I LOVE BOTH WITH ALL OF MY HEART
yes, they both are edgy white boys who have dead parents and were left to be taken care of by an older sibling whose death scarred them forever. yes they both wear suits. yes they both call the girl they love some form of financial holding. yes they have ungodly amts of trauma and mental issues and are now the assigned leader of their respective found families. thats all valid. but.
kaz brekker is a child yes (well, like, seventeen but whatever. still a child.) but hes not a teen in the sense that lockwood is. hes hardened, cruel, and quite literally a dangerous crime boss. he is a criminal mastermind, hes super smart, always has a plan, almost always seems to be controlling everything.
and then theres lockwood. yes lockwood seems dark and mysterious, but thats partly just cause were seeing it from lucys pov for the most part. hes insanely charming tho, always smiling and outright showing his love to george and lucy (and holly) even tho, yeah, he could do better when it comes to romantic love for lucy. but hes not a mastermind. hes smart, yes, but hes reckless. hes impulsive. kaz mulls over things a million times, starts planning with each teeny step, lockwood takes one look at a problem and thinks quick little thoughts in his brain and formulates a plan. and then does it. like, way more often then not they are extremely dangerous and in many cases borderline suicidal.
lockwood relies on charm for the most part when it comes to living beings, but when that doesnt work, when he cant get someone to do what he needs, hes almost lost. look at barnes, winkman for gods sake. when hes hit a million times, he breaks, and he shows it. and he isnt always outright violent. and in that way, he just seems so much more like a kid than kaz brekker.
again, i totally understand why ppl think theyre similar, they def are, i mean on top of the stuff i already said, theres also the fact that they both only do what they do with the amt of zeal that they have bcs they are seaking revenge in their own ways. and then theres the cane/rapier thing, and ofc like i already said but im saying it again, jessica/jordie. and theres probably more.
but my point is, THEY ARE NOT THE SAME CHARACTER. THEYVE MADE THEIR MISTAKES, THEYVE DONE SIMILAR THINGS, BUT IN THERE DEPTHS THEY ARE SO DIFFERENT. yes i see the similarities, but i can also see all of the differences. and yes, saying kaz brekker dupe can be funny if its a joke, but it also feels a little bit like ppl are trying to mash lockwood into something hes not. and it bugs me sometimes.
#yeah. idk man. i should probably go touch some grass or something.#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#six of crows#grishaverse#kaz brekker#mae-rants
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if u have nothing better to do than try and start discourse in random people's asks I do genuinely beseech u to get a life. and also if u care for more than tumblr points to be the Most Morally Pure Person try donating somewhere or doing literally anything useful w yourself that's not hollering on anon. here's a start!
#LORD. ALMIGHTY. GET LIVESSSS#anyway.#do something useful go volunteer at a soup kitchen or touch grass idk man
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