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" Also this is a message to Enid Sinclair. I know I'm too young for you but you're so beautiful and I picked these for you. " Dirt all over his hands but the flowers are prestine! and colorful!
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WHEN DID THIS BECOME A WHORE HOUSE
#dumb fuck ted talk#don't talk to me#grounded#go to your room#matthew if you this - we gone fight#meet me in the ihop parking lot#will be using sign language cause all you gone see is h a n d s#dishonor on your cow#MATTHEW I'M NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER#seok matthew#seokryudan problems#rain's daily issue
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tell me how my roommate has bronchitis and she’s just downstairs and hogging the tv
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Kaz losing his shit when Jesper does something impulsive and reckless on a mission reprimanded him for putting himself in danger despite the plan being to complete avoid such situations because he refuses to lose another brother
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Kaz being infuriated beyond words when Wylan does something similar and being sent to his room to think about the consequences of his actions because as Kaz's son he should know better
#six of crows duology#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#wylan hendriks#their dynamic#go to your room#but daddd#no excuses#yeah wy go to your room#shut up jesper you're in enough trouble as it is#i just know Kaz gets white hair prematurely because of how much these boys stress him out#its facts#rarzo
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Get dragged off, loser
This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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No.
I do not want to be given a number of all the new posts since I last opened the app. That makes it feel like a chore! I like to see something about new messages, likes, reblogs, etc, but this makes the fun app feel like the obligatory scrolling app. This isn't my work email. I don't need to be digitally prodded and told to "catch up on what I missed."
Bad Tumblr!
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light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami
#like . bro . i dont think he knows what normal people are like .#it just hit me that he is willing to make himself look like a fucking insane person instead of getting caught#hey man maybe . having a bag of gasoline in your wooden desk in your wooden room . might raise ur kira percentage a little bit ..#hes so smug about it like ah yes im a genius .... people are absolutely going to believe me .....#death note#light yagami#finn reads dn#finn rambles#edit : it seems this is my magnum opus . what the freak . it is currently at lije 2.9k notes . what . who are you people .
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I have never liked being a quiet person. I was not born like that, I just conditioned myself not to speak because it was safer to be that way.
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The Prisoner
Number 6: Where am I?Number Two: In the village.Number 6: What do you want?Number Two: Information.Number 6: Whose side are you on?Number Two: That would be telling. We want information… information… information!Number 6: You won’t get it!Number Two: By hook or by crook, we will.Number 6: Who are you?Number Two: The new Number Two.Number 6: Who is Number One?Number Two: You are Number Six.Number…

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#Berkeley Study Abroad#but did you die#Covid#fomo#go to your room#grief#grounded#I don&039;t want this#I wanna go home#kindness#love is all you need#not dead yet#relationships are hard#so lonely#that man#work/life balance
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By everyone else in the group
And I'm pulling the "group parent" card
I had the most of awful game of tetris last night.
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I’m grading while bumping Gucci and it has my coworkers skressed 😂😂 nigga don’t let this degree fool you 💁🏾♀️ the kids aren’t here
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GO TO SLEEP PLEASE
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#I'm being silly but ALSO I genuinely think a muppets/Ace Attorney collab would go SO HARD.#like what if muppets most wanted had been a court room drama instead??????? Do you see the vision#It's because they're both camp. They both have crazy goofy senses of humor and exaggerated characters and focus on friendship#and found family is so strong between both franchises also ok do you get me#it's not pictured but Gumshoe would be cast as Rolf I LOVE ROLF.#Also I do think that Miles running away after AA1 would be his am i a man or am i a muppet moment. and I won't back down on that#please leave your muppet thoughts in the comments or tags. Unless you hate the muppets and think this is dumb. in which case don't#ace attorney#ace attorney comic#the muppets#the muppet show#phoenix wright#maya fey#miles edgeworth#pearl fey#von karma#franziska von karma#miss piggy#kermit the frog#sam the eagle#fozzie bear#gyakuten saiban#my art
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