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told my mom my feet are cold & all my wool socks are dirty & she said “how about THESE” and pulled out of her pocket a pair of wool socks that apparently took 3rd place in the Delaware State Fair, which I know because the ribbon is still attached

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richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

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dress the corpse in pink

Alecto the Ninth for @tltfashionzine! I loved participating in this project and hope you like the result just as much

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all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

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this is a list of all and every anti tony stark user on this site. this screenshot is really tall. the size is 500x27000.

here is the picture. have fun blocking these toxic blogs. just zoom a couple of times and you should be able to see all the blogs!

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imagine getting banned for saying what mikey way did to ian mckellen

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Had a friend in middle school going through a breakup ask me "why do people say they'll love you forever if they don't mean it?" and I said something like "I think people mean it when they say it, but then people change" but all I was thinking was "girl we're in 8th grade"

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I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president

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This is one of those ‘kind of sorry I get it’ jokes…

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follow me on mychart

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are you the oldest sibling, asexual, wears glasses and a massive introvert? yes/no

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and if yes pls respond/put in the tags with what you’re reading and whether or not you like it i need new books for the new year <3

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being a teenager with mutuals who are in their twenties is so funny. What up grandpa nice reblog