#go eat something

[likebreadandwine]

"Ugh, my shirt keeps riding up no matter how far down I tug it, look."

"I'm looking, babe. It's cute. Adds to the whole picture."

"The whole 'beached whale pinned to the bed' thing, you mean? Oof. I'm too full to sit up."

"Lucky you've got me here, then. To rub your belly."

"And get me another beer? I can't reach."

"Okay, okay. As much as I like to watch you struggle..."

"Thanks. Uurp. You really do, don't you? You're blushing."

"Am not."

"You definitely are."

"Shut up. Keep drinking."

"Whatever you say. Mmm. Not a lot of—hic!—room left."

"Nope. Hardly jiggles."

"Oof, go easy, I'm—ugh..."

"Almost done, come on. I'll be gentle."

"I can feel my gut getting bigger. Unnf. Oh god..."

"Poor thing. Look what you've done to yourself."

"I'm so full. I feel huge."

"You're going to have to retire this shirt. It's indecent."

"I don't know if I can finish this."

"Just this little bit? Finish. I'll take care of you, I promise."

"Ugh, I'm starting to feel...helpless. And useless. Just so heavy..."

"Mmm. I don't know why that turns me on so much."

"Ha, you just like having me at your mercy, when I'm weighed down like this and can't move."

"...Do you mind?"

"Do I mind that it turns you on? No, honey, I don't mind."

"I just mean...the fact that I like it when you're helpless. That I like seeing you struggle. I push you pretty hard sometimes."

"It's worth it."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. Don't stop, I need your hands."

"Here?"

"Ah ahhhh, yes. Mmmf yes—uuuurp. Feels so good, being this full."

"Maybe you should have more, then."

"I don't know if I can."

"Do you want to?"

"Oh, fuck. Yes. Please stuff me more."

[lizaisdrawing]

Pls understand my stupid ass😭

And give Wally and Wallace this apple please!

(Did I spell names right? I am bad at names 👀)

(I love your art and art style and I want to eat them all up!)

They’ve just been staring at it

[just-a-girl-with-a-pistol]

I do not take criticism

[ruski-san]

Policzyłem se wczoraj kalorię i zauważyłem że jem instynktownie tyle iż schudnę 2,5kg na miesiąc

DOBRZE ŻE TO ZAUWAŻYŁEM

Bo ja już jestem blisko niedowagi

Naprawię to

Ale jestem proud of myself że zauważyłem takie coś zamiast se wmawiać że mam szybki metabolizm, jak to mówią inni (nic nie wiedzą).

[jacobhorseadventures]

Jacob Horse partakes in girl dinner

[spacegirlhappi]

You should go eat something. Now, actually. Go eat. You don’t have a choice. Get literally anything. Bag of chips? Sure. Steak dinner? Pop off. Just straight up ice? You’re still eating. Go eat. I’ll wait. And I’ll be smiling when you get back, because you’re taking care of yourself.

[characterworkshoppe]

The Iron Scorpions as Told by Ashiya

Quick a/n : So I felt like writing a very short fic for The Devil is a Part-timer fandom because a) I love it and b) there aren't a whole lot of fics for this fandom compared to others and c) especially Alciel/Ashiya doesn't have nearly as many fics...so...since this has been tugging at my heart for quite a while now I decided it needs to exist on my blog...anyways! Still anxious and depressed so please no constructive criticism yet! I know better then anyone that it's absolutely ass...it has mistakes...the formatting is off...the punctuation is horribly awful...but I'm just so not in a place yet mentally to do better...so please go easy on me! I really am not doing good with this kind of stuff atm. Anyways, my main sources for Hataraku Maou-sama/The Devil is a Part-timer are the anime and the manga since I don't have access to the light novel, but Ashiya to me is one big question mark ever since hearing what type of demon he is...and I'm just making my own personal headcanons and stuff that I'm adding to this fic about the Iron Scorpion clan or sometimes demons in general...so this is just my ideas and interpretations mixed with the canon material...hope that's alright!

Also I'm not specifying the gender of the reader and using they/them, and there's lots of my personal ideas for the Iron Scorpian clan...Anywho...

Warnings and just stuff to know/literary ingredients that make up this fic : Talks polyamory, demon mating cycles, marking mates, Y/n has a sort of "bouncy" personality idk it just what happened..alright 😅, Ashiya might seem OOC to some people but this is just how I picture him, anyways the fic is not inherently sexual...it just talks about mating, weird demonic scorpian demon anatomy, no beta (obviously), again tons of mistakes...I am aware of them, I'm just to tired and depressed to fix them, so kindly just ignore them to the best of your ability!

You have now been informed!

Fic is under the cut!

The Iron Scorpions as Told by Ashiya

The distant city sounds created a calming hum of white noise while Ashiya washed the dishes in the tranquility of the evening light's glow.

"Y/n" he said catching thier attention.

"Yeah" they responded stretching thier arms upwards as they sat at the table in the center of the room.

"It's quite nice having just the two of us in here" he remarked having a gentle smile on his face.

Y/n hums a "Mmm" in delight.

Ashiya smiles as he dries his hands on a towel, now having finished washing the dishes.

He sits down beside them as they lean thier head onto his shoulder, he smiles fondly at thier display of affection.

"You've been awfully quiet, what's on your mind" he asks, enjoying his lover's company.

Y/n gently wraps thier arms around his arm, as they continued to have thier head on his shoulder.

They quickly nuzzle his neck causing him to laugh a bit in surprise.

"Honestly, you..." he replies laughing softly.

Y/n hums in delight having accomplished the task of hearing thier beloved's laugh.

Ashiya looks at them smiling at the affectionate touch of his partner "Alright, what in particular is making you so desperate for my touch today?" He inquired smiling softly.

Y/n smiled and let go of his arm choosing instead to fall onto his lap dramatically.

They looked up at him feeling a bit embarrassed but decided to talk nonetheless.

"Well I couldn't help but wonder about you...I've only gotten to know you in your human form...but well...you're a demon...so I don't know you as much as I should, so I wanna know more about you...Alciel".

Ashiya's eyes widened in surprise, it felt nice hearing the name he grew up with since childhood come from thier lips.

His own lips softly hummed in delight, thinking about what he might say about himself before looking back awkwardly and coming up short of any ideas on where to start.

Y/n laughed softly.

"Mind if I ask some questions then?" They asked.

Ashiya nodded softly at the suggestion as he waited eagerly wondering what they want to ask.

Y/n took a deep breath and looked up at Ashiya.

"Well, I know you're from the Iron Scorpion clan and I know Maou unified the demon realm, but...I genuinely know nothing about you as a demon or your clan..." they said awkwardly.

Ashiya smiled and looked up feeling a nostalgic warmth of memories.

"Well...what in particular would you like to know about my clan?" He asked.

Y/n blushed awkwardly.

"Well for starters...you're called the Iron Scorpions, does that mean you guys have your own venom? And like a stinger?" They asked.

Ashiya smiled.

"Yes, we're called Iron Scorpions for a reason, we do in fact have venomous stingers, however they are our last means of defense...we typically try to defend ourselves with our own combat skills because our stingers are our last line of defense, if our tails are cut off then...well either we'll be rendered handicapped for life or it might kill us...so we try to be cautious".

Y/n smiled and noded, "So what happens if someone accidentally happens to trip and injure themselves on your stinger?"

Ashiya smiled, "Well our clan, I'd say we're quite good at alchemical medicines surrounding venom and poions in the demon realm, especially to cure our own venom when we sting someone by accident which rarely happens since we can control when we release venom, however accidents happen, unfortunately my knowledge of poisons and venom does not translate into pharmacology or any kind job here for that matter in Japan, mainly because we have very different elements and ingredients in our world, back in Ente Isla that is, a lot of the same too, but also different things which came as a result of having magic in our world when this one does not".

Y/n nodded, feeling excited learning about Ashiya to which he laughed happily at thier enthusiasm.

He looked back at them and said "Anything else you wanted to know?"

Y/n hugged Ashiya in delight unsure how to contain thier happiness.

"Yes please" they said, as they suddenly blushed.

Ashiya looked intrigued at this reaction.

"Oh, may I hear the question my love?" He asked.

They continue to blush as they look away awkwardly, "Um...do Iron Scorpions have a mating season?" They finally ask.

Ashiya laughs finding thier awkwardness endearing, "Yes, we have a mating season, typically in warmer months, but that doesn't have much bearing on me in human form, however if you're interested in experiencing a demon mating season and mating with me in demon form then I wouldn't be against it, we're already together afterall".

Y/n nods and asks "what does mating season include?"

He smiles and says "Well, typically the smell of pheromones gets us...in the mood...and I can assure you, your pheromones smell enchanting my love. In our clan we mainly start out making the mood right for our mates...like how you humans like to wine and dine your dates before sleeping with them, we Iron Scorpions like taking our mates dancing, then once the mood is right we'd take them back and sleep with them, now what you're most interested in is the actual mating process, correct?"

Y/n blushes and nods thier head up and down enthusiastically in response.

Ashiya laughs at thier reaction, "Well, alright then!like most demons we like claiming our mates! We can control the release or retention of our venom...so we end up stinging our mates to have our marks and scents cover them for others to know who they belong to, without our venom being used in the sting of course, and we also use our tails to restrain our mates, and our black scales vibrate when we churr, now remember that we're covered in black scales on most of our bodies! Now as for penetrative sex, well Iron Scorpions have a demonic version of a cloaca, it's similar but different then ones you've heard about, we can have penises and we can also have vaginas, so Iron Scorpions chose how they identify whenever they get an idea, all of us can impregnate and be impregnated, that's just how we are" Ashiya explains.

Y/n blushes and buries thier face into his shirt quickly as he gently holds them close.

"Was there anything else you wanted to know?" Ashiya asks as he gently rubs thier back soothingly.

Y/n regains some of thier composure to talk again, "Um, well...I heard that unlike how in humans monogamy is the norm, within most demon clans its normal to have many mates, is that true?" She asks.

Ashiya smiles and nods.

"Yes, it is! good job on learning that Y/n, it is true" he says.

Y/n smiles, "So...you know how we both also like Rika? Mind if we both confess to her and both be mates?" They ask.

Ashiya smiles affectionately.

"I'm very glad you're willing! Absolutely!" He said.

Y/n quickly cuddles him affectionately and nuzzles his neck again.

Ashiya laughs happily, "My my! You're quite cute my love".

Y/n hums in delight then speaks up again.

"Hey Ashiya, thanks for telling me more about you" they say.

He smiles, "absolutely my love, I'm glad I got the opportunity".

He hugs them and tightens his grip tightens slightly at the joyous feeling of having his lover close, he smiles and says "Now instead of explaining courtship and nesting, I'll let you experience it with the time we spend".

Y/n smiles, "I can't wait" they say and they stay happily in thier lover's embrace.

[cubeispog]

Cold egg roles hit so hard in the middle of the night

[bobis-dead]

just realized I got distracted for like- 3 or 4 hours and didn't eat my food- my favorite food- it's just been sitting there- don't forget to eat people. Stop what you are doing and eat if you haven't in a while♡

[pardon-my-scifi]

Couldn't figure out why I was feeling every heartbeat, had a headache, felt nauseous, and couldn't stay awake. Then I realized I haven't eaten since yesterday morning. So here's your reminder to GET YOUR ADHD ASS TO THE KITCHEN AND EAT SOME FOOD. DRINK SOME WATER, TOO, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

[everydaywithblackjesus]

I don't know what to eat...? Sammich again? Hmmm,... Or scrambled eggs and grits...? Decisions, decisions... Oh, Oatmeal! Yeah!

[ann-draws-stuff]

better get some royalties for this watermelon advertising. Have you eaten watermelon today? Go eat some (or not…sorry). Hope y’all enjoy this doodle

[adriatique-139]

Soooo teach just asked us to recall an embarassing moment to share with the class on monday...

Just made bread, time to cook it up and eat it with honey butter. That Outside Boys guy made it look so healing and I need some right now

I'll probably make a longer post about this particular situation later, we'll see how the honey butter works

[swirly-pink-lemonade]

Axolotl

[ruski-san]

Rozwalają mnie te wszystkie motylki i ich posty jakie to osoby co narzekają na szybki metabolizm lub że chude są pierdolnięty bo "nIe dOcEnIaJą DaRą O kTóRyM mArZą mOtYlKi🤬"

Uwaga za nim w ogóle zacznę moje poranne pierdolenie i krytykowanie egoistycznych oraz nielogicznych zachowań tej społeczności to dam wam, wszystkim osobą co tak myślą, jedną rzecz która chyba zmieni całe wasze życie...

NIE KAŻDY CHCE MIEĆ NIEDOWAGĘ, ODCZUWAĆ JEJ SKUTKI I DOSŁOWNIE ZDYCHAĆ 😱

Człowiek normalnie zdrowo myślący który ma szybki metabolizm i chudnie bez żądnych działań będzie na to narzekał, bo nie ważne ile będzie jadł będzie za chudy. A również osobnik zdrowy umysłowo nie pragnie niedowagi oraz wie że jest ona niebezpieczna.

Warto też wspomnieć że nie każdemu podoba się wychudzona sylwetka co tym bardziej może powodować ich słuszną chęć do przytycia.

Dosłownie odczuwam wręcz wściekłość jak ktoś se robi post że na przykład jej/jego koleżanka chce przytyć i narzeka na szybki metabolizm, i dosłownie wyzywają te osoby oraz powodują fakt iż reszta osób o ich tępym myśleniu również to robi. Bycz jakimi w przyjaciółmi jesteście? XD Nie potraficie nawet uszanować innych.

Ja sam nienawidzę tego że jestem chudy i mnie to załamuje, bo przez to czuję się niemęski oraz że nie jestem dalej wolny od tego wszystkiego a moje recovery chuja daje. Chociaż ja jakiś ultra szybki metabolizm nie mam, ostatnio dwa kilo utyłem (z czego jestem dumny) ale nadal wyglądam jakbym ważył te 39 bo mam bardzo niski poziom tłuszczu. I UWAGA TO JEST KOMPLETNIE NORMALNE ŻE MAM TAKIE ODCZUCIE I NIE CHCE BYĆ WYCHUDZONY 😱

Mówiąc w prost, podsumowując wszystko co napisałem o tej społeczności.

Większość się musi ogarnąć i przestać być egoistycznymi cymbałami o IQ krawężnika

[jacobhorseadventures]

Jacob Horse eats fish