#gnomereality

[gnomereality]

Hello fellow gnome-realtors, it’s been awhile.

I’ve been on a long journey around South America sharing my findings with journalists, scientists and other gnome related researchers. So far i’ve helped researchers find out more about these parasitic gnomes so they can finally take them down, however we still have a long way to go before we can stop this gnome plague.

But i’m not here to discuss my findings or my charity work, but to instead discuss pro-gnome language and gnomes in disguise.

Earlier this month i received this comment on my most recent post (as shown above) and it got me thinking, can gnomes disguise themselves as other humans? Usually in the past if i received a comment like this i’d assume it was just another pro-gnomer trying to spread their harmful pro-gnome language to create more gnome lovers, but after my research with scientists and more gnome-realtors, i discovered something.

Some advanced gnomes can disguise themselves as pro-gnome humans to trick regular humans into believing their twisted gnome views to spread the plague of pro-gnomers. After learning that information i’ve been cautious interacting with pro-gnomers, especially after this comment.

First of all, gnomes are not “just statues”, they are parasitic beings thats love to spread their disease all over. Secondly, that post was the most beautiful and heartfelt writing i’ve ever written. Finally, no swearing please. My mother checks this blog and i don’t want her to take my phone away again.

So, what does everyone else believe? Personally, i believe its a gnome in disguise, but i could be wrong?

Thats all from me, and always remember,

DONT DENY THE GNOMES.

[lizhly-writes]

hi there, welcome to wip <date indeterminate>. today, i'm addressing July 3rd, and the 7 asks/replies i got that day, all for the file [ REDACTED ]. now to be honest, i repeatedly lost track of how many sentences i wrote/edited in this file, but i'm almost certain i've hit at least 21 at this point, so i'm calling that done.

anyway.

@eriquin @post-and-out @adhdavinci @zyrafowe-sny @gnomer-denois @aparticularbandit @auburnlaughter have a bunch of sentences i wrote in a different file

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A-Hua had had an imaginary friend for as long as he could remember. 'As long as he could remember' felt like a very short time; it, in fact, was a very short time, since A-Hua was only three years old. Three seemed to be an awfully small number. Often, he found himself thinking this number should be much bigger. Twenty-something? Thirty-something? Maybe even bigger than that? But his friend always told him not to worry about it, so he didn't.

His friend's name was System, and it was a cheerful voice in his head, paired with glowy floating rectangles that made funny noises when he poked at them. System always had jobs for him to do, and A-Hua was always happy to do them. They weren't always fun, but they were different, and anyway, there were lots of pretty pictures and colors once he finished them.

System said that once A-Hua got bigger, it would give him bigger jobs, which was a little scary if he thought about it for too long. "Will they be fun?" A-Hua asked.

[ Of course! User 01 can rest assured that the larger the task, the larger the reward! ]

System said A-Hua was going to play an important role in the fate of the world. He was going to be the An Ding Peak Lord one day and he was going to be a very important person and boss over an entire mountain of people and none of this sounded good for some reason? It sounded weirdly dangerous and bad, even though it should sound really cool and awesome?

System told A-Hua not to worry about it. System knew everything, and System told A-Hua that everything was going to be fine, so everything should be fine?

System was a fucking liar.

System didn't know shit, because if it did, System would have known that it was going to get its ass kicked out of Shang Houhua's head.

[josephsaturn]

Anthy Himemiya’s the kinda girl who’d, with no rhyme or reason to it, show Nanami a picture of a disgusting little gnome in increasingly fantastical ways

[ts4-gnomers]

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[yuriyuruandyuraart]

I was talking with lil' juice (@/orange-dreamzer) and they were playing tomodatchi life with the sanses as the miis in

anyway

Killer is now wearing a blue gnome costume and I thought that was a very important information

Gnome killer ... Knomer if you will<333

[adhdavinci]

Torn's Tails, please!

thank you!! bundling this with the other requests for TT from 7/10, for @scifikimmi, @eriquin, @stonemaskedtaliesin, and @gnomer-denois.

🔞⚠️ mild NSFW, referenced interspecies

“You can't tell me what to do!” “Yes, I can. Unless you and your pet want to find another way to the Baron.” Daxter sighs, laying down on his new favorite mattress. Jak and Torn have been arguing for the past ten minutes with no signs of stopping. What about, Daxter still isn't sure. But the show is pretty fun, especially now that Torn has Jak by the shirt, their noses practically pressed together as they yell. It would be pathetically easy to just smack their heads together. Daxter rubs his cheek over the bedsheets for the fifth time in as many minutes. The scent is almost gone, but he can still pick up the hints of Eau de Torn from the puddle that had soaked the thin mattress. He hasn't been able to catch Torn alone since that first fuck, but the bunker still kinda reeks; the guy hasn't been slacking in the days since. A fresh wave of pussy smell wafts over Daxter's nose, making it twitch. His eyes flick over Torn's long, lanky bod where it's currently pressed against the table by Jak's short bulk. Holy shit, Torn's leaning into it! Maybe he's not just about tails after all? A threesome with Torn and Jak… wouldn't that be something. Daxter sighs aloud just at the thought. Then freezes under the double set of blues that snap to him.

[fablestar]

Dropping OC art in the midst of a new follower flood like firing guns off to keep the rent low

[stankycowboy]

Well, I think this is Severen. I really debated on class, part of the reason I went back and redid it. I think just making him an unarmed punching machine is as true to character as I’m going to get. I might multi class barbarian for rage?

Just see how it goes from here I suppose. How did I do?

[mad-madam-m]

Please work on The Most Handsome Man in the World for WIP Wednesday.

"Heh, really?" Kotetsu considered that new bit of information. The guy was definitely attractive enough to be a model. "That explains the attitude. Nathan tell you anything else?"

"He moved into Yuri's apartment and doesn't live with anybody else."

[lazinesswrites]

Could you write a bit of Cross doesn’t kill the Lt. for WIP Wednesday please?

Certainly!

It is... uhh. Technically Wednesday? Even though this was for last week, but shh. It's here now! And thanks to all you people who asked for this fic, I have now actually outlined parts 2 and 3, and started in on writing part 2! (Part 1 is mostly done; I've written 2/5 chapters for part 3, and now have... two paragraphs for part 2 - I am doing this completely out of order😅)

Eventually, Wrecker tires himself out enough to crawl into the bunk below Crosshair, and Hunter comes out from the cockpit. He sits in one of the jump seats to squint at a datapad for a while, before he too leans back to get some rest. Crosshair finally closes his own eyes, still not sleeping fully, but letting his awareness of the surroundings blur, until Tech and the kid’s voices drifting in from the cockpit becomes indistinguishable from the low hum of the Marauder around them.

[gnomereality]

WELCOME TO GNOME REALITY

Hello fellow gnome-realtor. I have created this blog to share and document my information, findings and sightings of the gnomes plaguing America.

Please feel free to share your experiences with gnomes by submitting either an encounter, sighting or findings on this account, i am eager to read them.

RULES.

NO PRO GNOME LANGUAGE

ONLY SUBMIT GNOME RELATED POSTS

DONT DENY THE GNOMES

NO HATEFUL MESSAGES

NO BIGOTED LANGUAGE OR OPINIONS (ONLY ALLOWED IF USED AGAINST GNOMES)

NO HATE AGAINST GNOMEO AND JULIET (ITS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE)

Thank you for reading.

[lizhly-writes]

@gnomer-denois AIGHT HERE YOU ARE

“You said he can do it, no problem!” Han Sooyoung said, rounding on Kim Dokja.

“And he can, Gong Pildu-ssi has a very powerful defense spell!” 

“Aren’t you just assuming what he can and can’t do?”

“It shouldn’t be much of an issue at all!”

“Does it look like he thinks there’s no issue?”

Please, Gong Pildu thinks.  The jumak will be destroyed.  He can’t let the jumak go.  He’ll do anything to stop that from happening.

“Look,” Han Sooyoung says, wrenching his attention back to her.  “Listen to me.”

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

knowing that if I want the Fyrakk manuscripts, I have to do the content but not wanting to do the content.

[ts4-gnomers]

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[adhdavinci]

title game: red tide

I know it's probably not related to phantomarine but thats the immediate image I had and now I'm curious about what it really is.

you're talking about the webcomic, right? nope, not remotely related, though the comic sounds really cool from the summary owo

no, this is... one of my kink fics 🤣 "red tide" referring to the uhhh *other* usage of it. it's a bit of a vent-combined-with-kink for me hah

a quick summary below the cut (cw menstruation, interspecies, furry shit)

Summary:

In the ancient Precursor city deep under the ocean, Jak is unlucky enough to get another kind of tide.

Daxter, new to animal-hood, goes a little haywire from the smell.

scent and menstruation kink awowowoaga

[fablestar]

For Xmas my mom had me do this full scale drawing of our dnd groups band. It’s for my dad so I can’t post it on IG but I remembered just now I can still post it here lol.