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Happy Birthday John Taylor 🎂💙🎸
A small sampling of my collection of John Taylor mullet photos
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For case I've found you 👀 ?
Yes that's me :DD
That was actually super fun to draw myself in this style :)
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I know i sound like the “are they gay or are they just standing side by side” post but genuinely jango why are you compelled to get so close. Gay ppl
In conclusion i see no difference with this
Credit to @wolfi-sama
#no id#obligatory yeah there’s a platonic explanation. the gay one is funnier#also it was lucas so probably jango trying to be intimidating or whater i prefer the gay homosexual reason#lucas : so in this scene you both try to sus out each other and jango hates jedi#ewan and tem : got it homoeroticism#sam speaks#jangobi#jango#obi wan#why do you need to get close ? to see his eyes ? to take in the glorious mullet ?#idk if the spirk image isn’t a photo manip if yes sorry idk the credit#it had the right vibe#oh im stupid the photo is watermarked#doubt its still their username tho
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[ Ooc: Since everyone is so hyped about DATV I decided to check it out. And naturally, I watched a character creation video, because I wanted to know if it had a Luran-esque hairstyle and it sort of does? So, I'm tempted. >:) ]
#ooc: listen my boi needs his mullet ffs#I found a sort of mullet in the bg3 mod manager too but it's a little too intense and it doesn't let me alter his hair in-game *crying*#watch me play datv solely so luran can finally have the glorious hair he deserves (I don't have money rn but I will soon so who knows)
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Rob Paulsen as a Sarcastic Newscaster in the 1989 movie, Mutiny on the Bounty.
#this character was one of my favorities#he was hilarious#and cute too#😍😍😍#also his mullet#his mullet is glorious#i love it#mullet#80s#1980s#80s movies#1980s movies#1980s nostalgia#1989#mutiny on the bounty#rob paulsen
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Everyone is talking about Ashton having a full beard or not for their concert. Am I the only one who wanted to see Calum's curls in person? 😭😭😭 Like...why did you shave it before I had a chance to witness it 🥺🥺🥺🥺
A valid point!! Tragic because curly Cal would be a sight to behold. However, being in the presence of buzzcut Cal is... POWERFUL 👁️👄👁️
#like buzzcut Cal's energy is 👁️👄👁️#I'm trying to remember if I've even seen curly Cal in concert 🤔🤔#i saw MYT so he def had hair but it was very styled... bordering on a pomp#2019 i saw him bleached AND buzzcut#ok no yeah Global Citizen was prime mullet times 🦔#and it was GLORIOUS#i want that for you 😭😭😭😭😭#maybe some day 🥲💙#ask#anon
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The incident? (Expand pls
It's in the classified documents. /j Ngl though I don't have a specific 'the incident' scenario to speak of but my HC of this HC is that Jack's mullet gave him too much power and forcing him to cut that shit out was the only way to save the world - and that, perhaps, it was God™️ behind it all along. 👁️👁️ The like actual other thing behind the mullet thing is because I am GOING INSANE because in Australia EVERY. SINGLE. MAN in my age demographic has these scrunkly ass mullets (or WORSE, skullets) that I can't bear to look at anymore - So this HC is fueled by Aussie mullet trauma and means I don't necessarily have expanded lore on it because it was purely reactionary lol.
#I'm not even overexaggerating the scrunkly ass mullet/skullet epidemic is plaguing australian men in their late teens-early 20s#i'm going mental#at least like have a banger mullet that's magnificent and glorious not whatever a SKULLET can be categorised as--#hetalia#hetalia fandom#hws#hetalia world stars#hws australia#aph australia#hetalia headcanons#hetalia australia#ask#anon
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my hairs getting so long now that when I pull it back my ponytail still goes past the base of my neck.
#ive okly been growing it out for like. what 4 or 5 months?? since the last time i was buzzed??#the sides are still buzzed its like a glorious mullet mane#i have to keep the top pulled back at all times or im blind
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She also says she based his appearance on 90s Andre Aggassi though, which always cracks me up entirely
Im sick with flu so naturally I picked up my newly bought copy of Howl's Moving Castle which includes DWJ interviews in the back.
And im in love with the way she tells these stories feels like a part of her books.
And my favorite:
The magic in the mundane :)
#i have a post floating around where i screen shot the entire interview I think? it's got her talking about Miyazaki adapting it as well#aaaand then i had to go find some pics of andre agassi with his glorious 90s mullet after i read that
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I want to look like a man in the way that men looked in the 70s and 80s. Do you understand???
#bubbly thoughts#gender#those beautiful boys#and no I don't mean ugly mullets#sideburns#bowl cuts#and horribly unbalanced side parts#i mean the high waisted flared jeans and glorious blown out pixie cuts#you know the ones
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Did I do it? Did I create a tumblr sexyman?
#he is a fucked up alchemist and also a poor sad wet meow meow#also notice his robe#the rattiest garment to ever be forged from fabric#and his glorious mullet#do I have to mention he's scottish?#please accept this sad rat man into your hearts#oc#blorbos from my brain
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now i'm definitely not giving it up, no!
#i can keep this up for years. i will grow the most glorious mullet.#so glorious you just have to get rid of yours in shame.
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the sheer gender euphoria of a much needed haircut ;;;;
#My fringe was getting in my eyes and the back was threatening to turn into some moptop mullet fusion#but I got it cut yesterday and oh man the euphoria… it is glorious
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Home Movie 🎥 | LN
Summary:You get lonely when Lando’s away and you know he must feel the same, so you decide to make him a little video, unaware of the little surprise he had for you.
Warnings: SMUT!! 18+ sex tape, masterbation( M & F), oral (f recieving) Lando watching from the door, hand job, dirty talk, reader on top,cursing,boob play, frustrated Lando, rough sex, shower sex, rewatching your sex tape, reader surprising Lando, job quitting, sugar daddy mention, adult conversations, sexual innuendo.
As always if I’ve missed anything please let me know
It seemed like Lando had been away for an eternity. Though it had been an off week from racing, he was away at MTC working on a project for Mclaren. He had called you right before bed to let you know that he would be home soon and that he missed you like crazy. “I miss you too baby, get home soon. I love you.” you say as you tell each other good night and settle into your nighttime routines. Little did you know he was already on his way home to Monaco, to you.
You were so lonely when he wasn’t there and you missed him like crazy. You get a wild idea, to make him a little video to show him just how much you miss him. Instead of getting ready for bed you did your hair and slipped into Lando’s favorite black lace bra and pantie set, getting into your huge shared bed, changing the camera settings to catch all the best angles of yourself. Once you have everything set up the way you wanted you started off slowly. Unaware that Lando was almost home.
It was late when he got home. He called for you but he figured you’d be fast asleep by now. As he stepped deeper into the house he heard a sound, he stopped walking, calling out to you but you didn’t respond but what he did hear in return was moaning and the unmistakable sound of you, he’d know those sounds anywhere. He drops his bags and hurries to the bedroom, opening the door to the most glorious sight he had ever seen.
He licked his lips as he watched for a moment, taking in all the beautiful sights; the perfect arch of your hips, your fingers dancing across your soft skin, the sound of your heavy breathing, his name quietly escaping your lips in a delectable moan as you touched yourself thinking of him. He tried his best not to moan out loud but he couldn’t help himself. The scene playing out before him was too much, he needed to touch you, he needed to be the cause of the symphony of moans leaving your perfect lips. “Baby? What are you doing home?” you say stopping the video completely, making Lando groan. He walks to the edge of the bed with purpose, stripping out of his t-shirt and sweats as he goes, dropping between your thighs. His gorgeous green eyes darken as he looks up at you. “Turn it back on.” he growls. You nod, doing exactly what you're told. You had just barely pushed play again before he was devouring you. Gosh his mouth was so much better than your hand. You arch your hips into his mouth, your free hand tangling in the curls of his messy mullet. “Fuck Lando, please.” you beg him. Moan after moan leaving your lips as his tongue swirls messily around your clit and his fingers plunge deep inside you having you coming undone on his lips in minutes. “Fuck baby you taste so fucking good. I missed you so much.” he whines as he licks his lips and fingers savoring the sweet taste of you.
Before you can have two seconds to catch your breath his lips are on your body again as he slides his body between yours, you feel him hard as a rock against your thigh, you reach between your bodies to stroke him. He moans loudly, biting gently at your breast leaving a mark behind in its wake. “God Lando.” you whisper his name in the dark. You're still stroking him, his breathing heavy erratic even, his hot breath on your skin. “Please Y|N.” I need to be inside you.” he begs, thrusting sloppily into your hand. You nod your head. He flips you over so you're on top of him and he has control of the camera view now. “I want you to ride me baby, need to see those perfect tits bouncing in my face while you take all of me like a good fucking girl.” he growls snatching the camera from you, you lick your lips as you straddle him sliding down his length. “Fuckk Lan.” you moan his name loudly, head falling back as you ride him. His free hand on your hip steadying you as you set the pace for both of you.
You're digging your nails into his chest trying to find anything to steady you as Lando’s hips crash relentlessly into yours as you bounce on him.. “That’s a good girl baby, now let me see you cum for me, let me see that pretty face, hear those pretty sounds you make for me.” you loved it when he talked sweet yet dirty to you. He reached between you, rubbing your throbbing clit with his thumb giving you that final little push over the edge that you needed. “Ohhhh fuckkk Lando, baby mmmmm.” you moan his name as you cum. He’s capturing every single second. He can’t keep himself from losing himself inside of you. “Fuck baby, your so fucking beautiful, take me so fucking good, fit me like a fucking dream princess.” his hips bottoming out below you as you continue to ride him, letting him finish out his orgasm, his hands splayed across our tits, gripping them tightly but gently, squeezing your perky nipples between his long fingers as you toss your head back again before collapsing onto his chest. “Fuck baby.” he says stopping the video you too had just made and placing your phone on the table next to bed, focusing on you.
You smile up at him, his long fingers caress your cheek. “That was something else there darling.” he whispers his lips capturing yours. You chuckle pulling your lips away from his. “I guess we both missed each other.” you say clearing your throat, your voice hoarse from screaming his name. “Can I ask you a question?” he says, his fingertips drawing little circles over your soft skin as you lay in his arms completely spent. “Mmmhm.” you mumble. Your eyes watching him closely. “What made you think of uh making this little video.” he can’t help but lick his lips as he thinks back on what you two had just done, a low hum leaves his chest. You smile. “Well I missed you a ton while you were gone and I got to thinking how much you must miss me when I can’t be on the road with you, so I thought I’d give you a little something to have incase I’m not there.” you smirk. “I guess it will be good for both of us now.” you say, your fingers tracing his tanned chest. “God I Love you so much.” he says pulling you closer into his body. You lay together like that for a little while longer before Lando gets up from bed bringing back a washcloth and cleaning you up, before putting you in his shirt and laying you back in his arms both falling asleep quickly.
It was race week again and unfortunately you were unable to attend with Lando due to work, your boss was being a complete ass and insisted you be present for this huge mergers meeting or you would be fired. So against your will you stayed behind in Monaco to attend his stupid meeting leaving Lando to head into race weekend without you, something you knew he hated more than anything. Being without you as his support system on race weekend was his worst nightmare but he knew your boss was a jerk and was half tempted to tell you to forget the stupid job and quit, that he’ll take care of you but he knew it was about independence for you and he’d never force you to do anything you didn’t want to even if it meant not being in the paddock with him, leaving him frustrated and annoyed.
The weekend started off just as terrible as he knew it would, media day was garbage; every reporter asking him about the WDC and whether he would be able to catch Max and about how close Ferrari was to them in constructors. He tried not to answer with his usual level of sass but he couldn’t help it; he was sick and tired of the same old questions. As he left the media pen annoyed knowing he shouldn’t be taking this attitude into the weekend. As the weekend went on it did not get any better for Lando. All three practices he had zero control over the car and his frustrations boiled over onto the team. It was even worse when he ended up qualifying 6th. The worst he had qualified in a really long time. “Fuck” he yelled as he slammed his helmet down and disappeared into his drivers from. He needed to clear his head immediately.
He spoke to no one as he left the paddock and headed back to his hotel. He thought he might call you, let you talk him off the ledge but he knew you were busy and didn’t want to bother you. “Stupid asshole boss, taking my girl.” he grumbled as he threw something else across his hotel room. As he sat on the bed scrolling through all his pictures of you, ones of just the two of you and some sexy ones you had sent for his eyes only, suddenly he remembered the video. He smirked, walking into the bathroom because he knew he’d make a mess at the sight of you, especially since he hadn’t seen the beginning of the video when you were alone thinking only of him, touching yourself. He groaned. He set the phone on the ledge in the shower and turned it on, undressing and stepping into the warm water. He pushed play and began watching, stroking himself to the sounds of your pretty moans.
God he wished you were here. You always knew just how to get him out of his funk. You were so beautiful, the sight of you, your body at his mercy, there was nothing he loved more. He moaned your name loud into the shower, it echoing through the hotel walls. He kept going his pace equalling the sound of your soft little moans, the way your body moved with his, he groaned again. “You need some help with that?” your sweet sexy voice returns his pleas and like magic you were undressing in his hotel bathroom. His eyes widen as he stops. “What are you doing here?” I thought you had that stupid work meeting.” he whines as you’ve now entered the shower with him, your hands on him immediately. He melts into your touch. “Fuck.” he groans biting his bottom lip as your hands had now replaced his own, he’s watching you now, almost forgetting the question that he had previously asked.
“I uhh did.” you pause looking into his eyes. Without saying a word he begs you to continue. “But I decided that you, my love were way more important to me than this job, so here I am all naked and wet and needy.” You moan as you pause, pulling his hand down to your aching pussy. It only takes a second before the video is long forgotten and he has you begging and screaming his name. “We’ll discuss the job later, right now I need you.” he growls, needing to get his frustrations out. You nod. Knowing he needed you more than anything and you would let him do whatever he needed to do to feel better .
He slams you against the shower wall, leg wrapped around his hip as he slams into you thrust after thrust, each one more relentless than the last, your fingertips gripping his shoulders, leaving scratch marks down his tanned back. “Fuck Lando please.” you beg him but know he’s not stopping until he's deep inside you filling you up. “I know you're almost there baby, cum for me, be a good girl now.” he demands, his long fingers dancing between you over your clit sending your head and eyes rolling back. “There's my good girl.” he says his hips slowing now his frustrations disappearing with the final trust of his hips as he too would finish with you. By this time the water of the shower had run cold but the heat from your bodies kept you from shivering. You stand there for a moment admiring him. “I'm glad you're here.” he whispers into your lips as he pulls himself from you, watching a mixture of yours and his cum run down your thigh. He smirks. “So fucking beautiful” he whispers as he cleans you both up, turns off the shower and wraps you up in a warm fluffy towel.
He walks out into the bedroom and grabs one of his t-shirts from his suitcase, sliding his sweatpants on as well, before bringing the shirt to you in the bathroom, you’re brushing your hair when he rejoins you.. He hands you his shirt. You smirk. “Thanks baby.” you take it from him dropping the towel, you chuckle when you hear him groan. You slip his shirt over your head and it falls over your body. “There, not so distracting?” you wink at him. “I mean it’s still you in my shirt, so anything can happen.” he winks at you as he pulls you towards the bed to snuggle with him. Once you are both settled in, his arms wrapped around you, your fingertips caressing his skin.
“I'm sorry your weekend was so terrible.” you say kissing his lips. His long fingers caress your cheek. “The most important thing is that you’re here now. I have some work to do in the race tomorrow but it’s nothing I haven’t done before. And now with my good luck charm here. There's nothing I can’t do.” he smirks, capturing your lips with his. You pull away slowly chuckling, “Does that mean I'm forgiven for quitting my stupid job.” you laugh, his green eyes sparkle as they stare back into yours. “Of course baby, you know I hated your boss, I wanted you to quit a long time ago and travel the world with me but I know you like your independence and I didn’t want to take that away from you, so I'm glad you made this decision.” he says, he was always supporting you no matter what and you loved that about him.. “Does this mean you’re my sugar daddy now?” you laugh. For some reason Lando really liked the sound of that. “I do like the sound of that.” he wink at you. “Spoiling my queen sounds perfect to me.” he grins. You laugh. “I do kind of like the way that sounds.” you say kissing his nose. “Seriously though babe if you want to get another Job it’s up to you, but just know I’m here for you and I want to support you, us. As much as I prefer when you're here with me I understand.” he says. His long fingers brush a strand of your hair from your gorgeous face. “Let’s just see what happens okay, how about that.” you say. He nods. “I can get on board with that.” he says. You yawn. “Come on angel face, let's get some rest,big day tomorrow.” he says. “Good night baby, I love you so much.” you whisper, kissing his lips gently, and snuggling into his arms. “Good night princess, I am so glad you’re here.” he says, kissing your forehead, realizing you were already asleep. He smiles pulling you into him and falling asleep soon after.
Race day! You and Lando got up early and had breakfast together. He seemed to be in much better spirits since having you by his side and spending the night working out his frustrations in you.. Everyone notices the change as you walk hand in hand through the paddock. Lando kisses your cheek. “Alright I'm off.” he says leaving you in his driver's room. “Good Luck baby, you’ve got this. Overtaking master class alright.” you kiss his lips slowly. He gives you a little love tap on your butt and you send him off to get race ready. “Wow what happened to you? You look like a totally different person.” Oscar says looking his teammate over as they join in on the drivers meeting. “Y|N’s here.” Jon says winking at Lando who blushes. “Ohh that makes sense.” Oscar says, slapping his teammate on the shoulder as they focus on the race.
Lights out and away we go! Lando was able to get a good start as the race began. You pace around nervously as you watch him overtake driver after driver getting himself in good position to challenge Carlos for the lead. He was in second now you bounced your leg nervously as you watched the last laps tick off. After a good couple of challenges Lando fell to second, Carlos taking the checkered flag. Second place was good, better than 6th and you knew Lando would be satisfied with that, especially with Carlos winning. After his podium celebration and interview after interview in the media pen, he finally made it back to his driver's room where you were waiting for him with open and supportive arms. As soon as the door closed behind him he was in your arms.
“I'm so proud of you baby, you did such an amazing job today, can’t complain about P2.” you say caressing his cheek with your gentle fingertips. “Thanks baby.” he smirks, like he’s up to something. “What?” you ask him noticing his mischievous grin “I owe it all to you, and your sexy little video.” he smirks down at you. “Uh huh, so nothing to do with me surprising you and rocking your world last night, I see I see so you don’t actually need me…” your teasing is stopped by his lips. “Oh baby girl, I always need you. “ he says kissing your lips passionately biting your bottom lip making you moan into his mouth. “Come on, let's get out of here, and get some dinner, I have some proper thanking to do.” he winks at you taking your hand and leading you out of his driver’s room.
Then end.
#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris x you#mclaren#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#moodboard#pics from pinterest
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the mullet in question
punk: "for a second moment there, i wasn't sure where velasoc's braid started and schoenfelder's mullet ended." jm: "just two glorious..." punk: "two vikings"
#it is a glorious mullet btw i was very jealous#punk looks like he is about to devour him#cm punk#bailey schoenfelder
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spindles current hairstyle is glorious
Mullet ✅
Emo bangs ✅✅
#dont get too attached he goes bald every few weeks#his sheds suck#like he just will look scruffy#bunblr#bunnies of tumblr#spindle#asks
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