#gliver

[astarions-jester]

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[jgrills]

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[kneehoming-knee]

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[bellamychevalier]

With the shattering of the glass vial, that had once been strung around her neck, within the Destarin woods, Bella's life had shifted quite drastically. Though she had always been inclined to spend whatever gold she made from her creations at Red Thread the moment said gold was laid in her hand, Bella now had access to a litany of funds she had not ever truly experienced, and rooms to fill with whatever brought her joy. She had already spent the start of her evening in Ashharren, buying every fabric she could dream of, and had slowly made her way to the trade district to some of the stores she had always seen selling various crystals and gemstones so she might make herself a bodice of tourmaline. A vision she'd always had but could never quite afford.

Her slow steps on stone clicked with the heels of the red boots she'd had made for herself by a cobbler in Rocheilles, as tightly laced as the red bodice she wore from her bust down to the top of her thighs, sheer black skirt showing off the pallid hue of her legs and the boldness of her steps. There was something to be said for the confidence something new and beautiful could give to someone and while what she wore may not have been embroidered with bats or be encrusted with jewels, she felt a joy in the simplicity of the silhouette, and being able to show her gift off to her sire after all these years.

Certainly she was so absorbed in her own joy that she walked with tunnel vision, unaware of whatever confidence the other walked with until, as she paused in front of the store, it's window absent of product that could easily be stolen were the glass to be broken, he spoke to her. It was then that familiarity rushed into her mind, a voice she had not thought of since she was a young aasimar child. Sensations from that time rushing into her, the cold rush from the air as icy raging waters crashed against stone so cold, the shivering to her when toes stood on the edge of docks to speak with him, the sounds of crackled snaps as gliver crabs crawled from the shoreline with their blue pincers. It all rushed back to her with his voice.

Likely he would not recognise her. As an aasimar her eyes had been a golden shade, rather than the peridotite shade they were now, the bold black wings she had once used to shield herself from the water spray absent, no ability to communicate between their minds that she had once had, and that was if one didn't even consider the fact she now appeared almost twenty years older. It had been a long long time. Yet, while he might not have recognised her, she saw him and recalled his own voice in his mind like it had heard it only days before. The sea monsters of the Southern Seas of Withermore had always brought her joy, the large Kraken especially. How could she not adore something so terrifying?

"Years, Rax? They've aged you poorly," the young woman joked, smile pulled across her lips into full as she said as much of the name as she'd been able to pronounce as a little girl. Perhaps that would be enough for him to remember her, perhaps not.

Bella had only known he had been there before because of the temple, but had thought little of it, the temples seemed to litter the coast of, at the very least, Withermore, why not here? Still she'd never assumed he would make an appearance when she'd seen the establishments made in his honour, why would he? The sea was home and seeing him even in the Southern Seas when she could felt rare. "The courts have found their way back to the town," she answered, regardless of if he remembered her.

Something Wicked This Way Comes-Open

Only 20 years had passed since Lord Kraken had left the shores of Destarin, his kraken form calling him back to the depths of the oceans to swim through its waters and feast to his heart's content.  Truth be told, the ocean was more home to the elder merfolk than land.  Of course, that's not unexpected considering the number of centuries he spent out amongst the other sea creatures both large and small.  The call of his followers brought him back however, the magic of his Church calling him back to land with urgency.

One of his followers was always watching the docks for when he returned, a chest of clothing and his belongings waiting for him.  Unbothered by his own nudity, Phanrax, whom most called Lord Kraken, pulled himself up onto the docks.  Slipping into the little shack, he slipped into his usual clothing of silk shirt and trousers with an oilcloth coat so black it looked almost wet draping his shoulders.

Boots clomping along the ground as he left the shack, Phanrax made his way into the trade district, not looking for anything in particular so much as just judging the feel of the city and its inhabitants.  One of the runic tattoos on his neck glowed with a dark bluish smoke as his eyes glowed the same color, allowing the elder merfolk to read the magical energies of the city.

A small smirk crossed over the old man's face as he pushed away the small spell, sweeping through the trade district with a subtle air of menace.  It took someone with power to walk through a lawless city like Destarin like he owned it.  Rather than check in with his followers at the Church, Lord Kraken turned to a random passerby and spoke.  “It has been years since I have been to the city and something changed recently, what was it?”

[thephantomporg84]

So. How its Canon Gilver?

In all brutal honesty: I have no fucking solid idea.

I don’t think it was actually Vergil for several reasons, but it’s always — even in summary form — referred to as:

And in the DMC1 novel, that is what happens. Kamiya’s Vergil is actually a really manipulative, cruel, nasty piece of work. Itsuno’s Vergil is the anti-villain that while... extremely morally gray, most of the time, is not evil and malicious just ‘cause.

Most of that novel can work — not just Nell, .45 Art Warks, the mercenary work, etc. — as long as Vergil isn’t Gliver. And that’s what’s generally accepted, as far as I know (or am concerned). Because that novel is the only thing really clashes with Itsuno’s DMC series (2-5), and it’s far easier to throw out 90% of a novel that was hard to find and not that popular versus bits and pieces from different games that, for the most part, were smash hits.

If you want my two cents:

You can take the DMC1 novel (or some version of the major events in it) as basically canon, especially since it’s set before DMC1, as long as Vergil =/= Gliver and has no affiliation with Gliver.

Before the Nightmare confirms that Vergil didn’t assume a false identity and thus had to fend of demonic hit squads from Mundus — however, he had the Yamato, so he was able to do it. Dante was protected to some extent by the Tony Redgrave alias.

IMO, if you changed that novel around and had had Dante think Gliver was Vergil (who would have, canonically, been missing for nearly a decade at that point) and then have the reveal prove him wrong instead of revealing Gliver as Vergil, you could have a throwaway villain dude/demon named Gilver fucking shit up for Dante.

Trish said Mundus found out about Dante while Dante was using the TR alias in Before the Nightmare, so there is like... an opening... there to tie in a non-Vergil, Mundus affiliated, one-off villain named Gliver into the story.

Also IMO, not only is the Gliver thing really, really OOC for Itsuno’s Vergil, but it would put him in a really bad position with most of the main and supporting characters, which isn’t what you’d wanna do if you’re trying to pull a heel-face(-ish) type turn for someone like Vergil.

TL;DR: basically if you go off of what Before the Nightmare says and also really squint, the DMC1 novel happened with the same major outcomes/deaths, but Gliver isn’t Vergil.

[mybeerandme]

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[wholahayola]

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[fluffiepuff157]

[demonslayvr]

JACKPOT.   the sparda kids are so fucking stupid when picking out names like anyone with a brain could possibly figure them out.  like they also never really change their appearance   ever.

i say this but vergil still managed to fool dante as gliver and i can never get over it  --  but in saying so like  . .  humans are pretty dumb and clueless sometimes so whatever i guess

[deadpools-girlfriend]

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Ok so aside from the secondhand murder from sprouting murder trees/towers + the demons that came along with them, fake murdering Dante (on multiple occasions), murdering fortuna pussy + ripping off his son’s arm, who has Vergil actually murdered?

Like, assuming nothing has happened off screen we’re not privy to and disregarding all the DMC1 novel Gliver shit, since it’s no longer canon? Arkham’s the only person he’s threatened and then actively cut down. It didn’t stick, obvs, but yeah.

Though I will point out that when the Gliver arc was canon, he lost a drinking contest to Dante in a bar, passed out, got robbed by the patrons, and then came back and murdered them all/converted them to demons. (But to be fair, Kamiya’s Vergil was also a much nastier piece of work than Itsuno’s Vergil. So.)

[koalateamusings-archived]

twenty otp questions    

tagged by @fakefroot @chuckhansen & @queennymeria

tagging @rebelfatebinder @fillianore @cryptcombat @coruscas​ @honesthearts​ @vitosscaletta​ @jennystahl​ (no pressure whatsoever!)

(this is the closest thing i could find that looked a little similar to them, rip)

1) who can out drink the other?

vergil lmfao, but it’s due to his half-demon blood. he could probably down twenty shots of something before he felt a buzz, meanwhile arden’s out with her half finished cup of wine hfghjffg

2) who says “i love you” more?

arden. not that vergil minds it. if anything,every time she tells him, he still gets thrown off by it and has to look away to hide his blush.

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

vergil :( he rarely sleeps because of his nightmares and also i don’t think even think he really needs to once he’s older (he likes to say he slept enough when he was child). but when he does let himself sleep, arden has to be with him, even if she’s not tired she’ll lie down with him.

4) who swears more?

i guess arden, but not that much, she’ll random blurt out a “fuck!” or “shit!” when she stubs her toe or messes up a spell. vergil blames it on her spending a lot of time around dante.

5) who does more of the housework?

it’s equality in this house, baby. at first when vergil moved in arden’s house, arden kept her house very messy, which prompted vergil, to make it up to her for feeling like he was mooching off of her, by cleaning up. then she felt bad for that and started to clean up when he’d be out.

6) who forgets their anniversary?

arden, but not on purpose! especially because vergil has a very sharp memory, so he’ll be up way before her and just say it in passing like “we met today, (x) years ago.” and she’s like “..............what” so, it’s not her fault.

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

arden, although it’s not like vergil needs it so it’s no big deal. he’s got his demon blood that keeps him running hot every day, which arden takes advantage of when it’s winter and ditches the duvet to snuggle up to vergil.

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

neither, but vergil does tell arden she snores, something she didn’t even know she did lmao

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

arden.... she knows she can’t but vergil doesn’t help much, he’ll just be like “yeah sure whatever” while he’s got two cats on his lap

10) who usually makes dinner?

since vergil doesn’t actually need food to sustain him, it falls on arden to cook for herself. she’s not that good at it. vergil does eventually learn to cook since he still feels like a burden on her. he ends up being really good at making dinner though, something arden is very >:( about, but in a “how are you so perfect??” playful way 

11) who plays their music out loud?

arden i guess? she usually plays music when she’s reading, making potions, but the music is never too loud for it to really bother vergil. they both have the same taste in classical music.... which nero finds weird when he comes over every now and then.

12) who hogs the bathroom?

have you seen vergil? he just slicks his hair back and calls it a day, so of course it’s arden. though she doesn’t spend a lot of her time fixing herself up.

13) who gives the most compliments?

maybe vergil? vergil will just say it at random times while arden’s getting ready for the day or while she’s reading, so you know his compliments are heartfelt and sincere

14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

they don’t really fight, but when they do, it’ll be arden who starts it because of how she takes vergil’s comments until he actually explains himself then she’s like “...oh.” and then they both get over it once the argument is done.

15) who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

arden lmao it’s not like super embarrassing? she’ll just be latching on to him when they’re walking out in public. he’ll be like “do you really need to be holding on to me like this?” and she’ll say “no... i can stop if it bothers you.” and vergil’s immediately like “no.” so he brings it on himself smh

16) who gives the other cringe worthy pet names?

arden gfjmlmfhfk vergil HATES it and is like

when she calls him “vivi” (because of V and she definitely teases him because “really V? that was your alias? you might as well have called yourself ‘Gliver’”) or “cutie patootie” and when he looks pissed (pictured above) she’ll call him “awww mr. grumpy whumby....” he has to leave the room every time.

17) who fusses over the other when they get sick?

again with vergil being nearly invincible, he never gets sick, so he’s the one fussing over arden when she’s being stubborn and trying to tough it out. the first time she was sick, he thought she was dying until dante told him “dude, it’s just a fever.” so now he’s chill about it but he’ll still be making chicken soup or giving her medicine when she needs it.

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

vergil. it’s like this:

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

vergil.... he’ll wake up from a nightmare and have a panic attack and relax once he finds arden in bed asleep next to him. he’ll cling to her a little more tightly when he falls asleep again.

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

arden, but she’s always been more affectionate, so she’ll be the one to always hold vergil’s hand first, or give him a hug. the most vergil will do is kiss the back of her hand when they’re out in public. he’s more affectionate in private though. 

[militibus-ex-umbra]

If your muse is a Champion for League of Legends

Don’t reblog! Repost! Also, you don’t have to fill everything out if you’re stuck!

Vergil Sparda

YOUR MUSE TITLE:

The Dark Slayer

SUMMARY: The eldest twin son of the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda. A cambion or half devil capable of many magical feats and destructive carnage. Wielding Yamato a blade said to be able to cut through anything and separate man from devil. The blade’s deadly legacy is only matched by the coldness Vergil carries into battle. WHAT CLASS: ASSASSIN/ FIGHTER / MARKSMAN/ MAGE/ SUPPORT/ TANK

WHAT ROLE(S): TOP/ MID / BOT LANE/ SUPPORT/ JUNGLE

ABILITIES

PASSIVE:  Dark Forged Blade - Due to Yamato’s dark abilities it is able to drain more mana from the champ upon killing them, as well as cutting through armor more effectively.

Q Attack: Judgement Cut - A projectile cut from Yamato that does magic damage and drains mana.

W Attack: Summoned Swords - Vergil can launch a volley of crystal like summoned swords, these are considered magic damage and are made to be used as Vergil closes the distance towards an opponent..

E Attack: Air Trick -  Vergil can teleport to enemies close to him provided they are within a certain range.. While teleporting he is invincible for the duration of the animation.

YOUR ULT ®: Devil Trigger - Vergil unleashes his true demonic form and is heavily buffed in damage and temporarily regains health.

STARTER ITEMS: Laning/ Jungling/ Visions/ Trinkets

TYPES OF IMPORTANT ITEMS FOR YOUR CHAMP?:

DEFENSE: Armor/ Health/ Health Regeneration/ Magic Resist

ATTACK: Attack Speed/ Critical Strike/ Attack Damage/ Life Steal MAGIC: Cooldown Reduction/ Mana / Mana Regrentation/ Ability Power MOVEMENT: Boots/ Other Movement Items

POSSIBLE SKINS? : DMC3 Outfit, DMC5 Outfit, Gliver costume, Nelo Angelo armor, V recolored outfit, Urizen recolored outfit.

Tagged by: @demon-blood-youths

Tagging: @silxerbullet and whoever else wants to do it (I’ll be honest I forget who is still following me anymore)

P.S If you don’t know what LOL is or want to know what fits your character. Go here.

[444names]

the entire gnomish dictionary BUT excluding "c", "j", "h" and "y"

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[thephantomporg84]

Dante and Vergil working together is the equivalent to the the gilver and tony scene where they have a competition to see who can get the most shit faced and it ends with Gilver getting his shit stolen. DMC 6 will be delicious and I can't wait for the two disasters to team up.

GOD I hate that bit got sort of written out of the canon.

Not to mention: not only does Gliver get blackout drunk and get his shit stolen, he went back and converted the bar’s patrons into demons or whatever. Classic Vergil.

DMC6 is totally gonna be a shitshow with them working together. I love it.

[callmewisteria]

Gliver comes back and gets caught dancing at the strip club and Vergil is horribly embarrassed when this happens:

Nico: so, Nero slaps him on the back what was your dad doin’ drunk at the strip club last night??? Nero: WHAT?!? Vergil: i was not at a strip club, i assure you!!! Trish: right, and you, Dante, and i are fully human. Dante: snickering shorty got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur -- Vergil: SILENCE ALL OF YOU

So apparently I just now learned that Gilver got retconned and is now just a failed Nelo Angelo clone, which gives me an idea:

Capcom may have said that Gilver isn’t Vergil anymore…

But that doesn’t mean Dante and the rest of DMC knows that.

So now imagine the DMC crew lightly making fun of Vergil and constantly bringing up the Gilver incident, and whenever Vergil rightfully gets defensive and says “THAT WASN’T ME!”, they’re all just like “Suuure Verg”