#does gliver even have a tag

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Babygirl you are so cringefail 💖

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twenty otp questions    

tagged by @fakefroot @chuckhansen & @queennymeria

tagging @rebelfatebinder @fillianore @cryptcombat @coruscas​ @honesthearts​ @vitosscaletta​ @jennystahl​ (no pressure whatsoever!)

(this is the closest thing i could find that looked a little similar to them, rip)

1) who can out drink the other?

vergil lmfao, but it’s due to his half-demon blood. he could probably down twenty shots of something before he felt a buzz, meanwhile arden’s out with her half finished cup of wine hfghjffg

2) who says “i love you” more?

arden. not that vergil minds it. if anything,every time she tells him, he still gets thrown off by it and has to look away to hide his blush.

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

vergil :( he rarely sleeps because of his nightmares and also i don’t think even think he really needs to once he’s older (he likes to say he slept enough when he was child). but when he does let himself sleep, arden has to be with him, even if she’s not tired she’ll lie down with him.

4) who swears more?

i guess arden, but not that much, she’ll random blurt out a “fuck!” or “shit!” when she stubs her toe or messes up a spell. vergil blames it on her spending a lot of time around dante.

5) who does more of the housework?

it’s equality in this house, baby. at first when vergil moved in arden’s house, arden kept her house very messy, which prompted vergil, to make it up to her for feeling like he was mooching off of her, by cleaning up. then she felt bad for that and started to clean up when he’d be out.

6) who forgets their anniversary?

arden, but not on purpose! especially because vergil has a very sharp memory, so he’ll be up way before her and just say it in passing like “we met today, (x) years ago.” and she’s like “..............what” so, it’s not her fault.

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

arden, although it’s not like vergil needs it so it’s no big deal. he’s got his demon blood that keeps him running hot every day, which arden takes advantage of when it’s winter and ditches the duvet to snuggle up to vergil.

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

neither, but vergil does tell arden she snores, something she didn’t even know she did lmao

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

arden.... she knows she can’t but vergil doesn’t help much, he’ll just be like “yeah sure whatever” while he’s got two cats on his lap

10) who usually makes dinner?

since vergil doesn’t actually need food to sustain him, it falls on arden to cook for herself. she’s not that good at it. vergil does eventually learn to cook since he still feels like a burden on her. he ends up being really good at making dinner though, something arden is very >:( about, but in a “how are you so perfect??” playful way 

11) who plays their music out loud?

arden i guess? she usually plays music when she’s reading, making potions, but the music is never too loud for it to really bother vergil. they both have the same taste in classical music.... which nero finds weird when he comes over every now and then.

12) who hogs the bathroom?

have you seen vergil? he just slicks his hair back and calls it a day, so of course it’s arden. though she doesn’t spend a lot of her time fixing herself up.

13) who gives the most compliments?

maybe vergil? vergil will just say it at random times while arden’s getting ready for the day or while she’s reading, so you know his compliments are heartfelt and sincere

14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

they don’t really fight, but when they do, it’ll be arden who starts it because of how she takes vergil’s comments until he actually explains himself then she’s like “...oh.” and then they both get over it once the argument is done.

15) who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

arden lmao it’s not like super embarrassing? she’ll just be latching on to him when they’re walking out in public. he’ll be like “do you really need to be holding on to me like this?” and she’ll say “no... i can stop if it bothers you.” and vergil’s immediately like “no.” so he brings it on himself smh

16) who gives the other cringe worthy pet names?

arden gfjmlmfhfk vergil HATES it and is like

when she calls him “vivi” (because of V and she definitely teases him because “really V? that was your alias? you might as well have called yourself ‘Gliver’”) or “cutie patootie” and when he looks pissed (pictured above) she’ll call him “awww mr. grumpy whumby....” he has to leave the room every time.

17) who fusses over the other when they get sick?

again with vergil being nearly invincible, he never gets sick, so he’s the one fussing over arden when she’s being stubborn and trying to tough it out. the first time she was sick, he thought she was dying until dante told him “dude, it’s just a fever.” so now he’s chill about it but he’ll still be making chicken soup or giving her medicine when she needs it.

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

vergil. it’s like this:

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

vergil.... he’ll wake up from a nightmare and have a panic attack and relax once he finds arden in bed asleep next to him. he’ll cling to her a little more tightly when he falls asleep again.

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

arden, but she’s always been more affectionate, so she’ll be the one to always hold vergil’s hand first, or give him a hug. the most vergil will do is kiss the back of her hand when they’re out in public. he’s more affectionate in private though.