#glitter's star trek shitposts

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It's all about the intricate rituals.

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Screencaps: trekcore.com

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I couldn't resist anymore lmao.

Pictures from trekcore.com

This tweet but it’s that scene from Star Trek Enterprise where Archer is awkwardly trying to find some common interests with Reed during breakfast and Reed doesn’t care about any sports

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hello costume blog. staRfleet has glitter gauze. by journey to babel. It is canon. Much to think about

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A Series of Shitposts

Sunglasses made of clouds

I crave

To be your idiot

Who wants to be

My enemies to lovers

500k

The demon in the corner

Won't stop staring at me

Must be my adhd

I am a simple woman

I am just a cat

Who longs for cuddles

Eating cheese-its

Finding God at 3am

I am a fairy goddess living in a cottage in the woods

Held captive by the city

Now that I'm bi

I just need to

Study the blade

*puts on glitter*

Feeling like a bad bitch

Please message me

If you want to start a friendshit

Nothing on Netflix YouTube or TV

*scrolls through pintrest *

Join the hellsite

It's free therapy

What's a wip?

*receives aggressive stares from my wips*

I wanna kidnap my friends

And bingewatch season 4 of mlb

Spend the night

I love you my bitches you don't get a say in the matter

Who else is gay for me besides me? No one?

Im the absolute worst. Top tier asshole. The cat that knocks over the glass on the table and loves you unconditionally asshole.

Im the best thing on this earth after ice cream, atla, and Star Trek

Beam me up bitch

Oh ill just play on my phone for a few minutes...wait...where did today go?

Who else is tired 24/7 even after doing nothing all day?

I love everyone out of spite

Hello cowards did anyone tell you you're beautiful today because you fucking are!

Peace out bitches im gonna attempt to be productive

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you guys have been sending some of the sweetest most kindest asks lately & i just want yall to know it is REALLY GOOD .... and it also means its time for another ask dump, so uh

here we mcfuckin go lmao

@youngest-soup said:

I mcfrickin LIVE THIS BLOG OMFG

i mcfrickin LOVE YOU ???

lambkind said:

I checked out your twitter, and "sans cum is more a comfort than anything else, to be quite honest" "its there for me when nothing else is" ...............*shakes your hand while whispering 'what in the fuck, squatlord'*

im just trying to be honest with myself, lamb

im just trying to be true to who i am 

Anonymous said:

Are you ever going to reveal why chara is still possessing frisk as an adult?  

you know what’s funny is that i actually DO have a whole bit of reasoning as to why that is, but i also don’t have a lot of time to do the in depth comics i’ve been planning. so for now i’ll just say... possessed frisk is chara still existing within the game as we currently know it.

Anonymous said:

your content is pure and good you are pure and good - s'anon

this ask is so kind & sweet so i really hope you didn’t just read the ask about how i talk about sans cum a lot on my twitter

@ask-reddeath said:

I don't really understand chara and sans relationship... Are they a couple or just Best buds forever??,  

they hate each other

Anonymous said:

Imagine if someone dumped glitter all over Sans

HE’D FUCKIN DIE, DUDE

Anonymous said:

Why is the dragon maid anime actually REALLY FUCKING GOOD?!?

ITS SO ???? FUCKING GOOD ?????????? KOBAYASHI & THE TIDDIE DRAGON HAVE MADE ME CRY MORE THAN ONCE ???????????????

I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS DUMB GOD DAMN GAY ASS DRAGON ANIME ??????

Anonymous said:

I really, really like your style and how different it is from almost anything I see on the web these days in a good way.

thank you !!! i’m so grateful for how my art has developed... it’s really given me a lot of freedom to try a weird kind of way of drawin things. it especially means a lot that people enjoy it.

Anonymous said:

pls more star trek au... but make it at your own pace cause thats best

i’m actually makin a comic! i wont be posting that for a bit tho, so enjoy the many doodles i’ve got queued up lol

@gastersans said:

Thank you for existing!

thank you ... for making me a reality

Anonymous said:

Your undertrek is my meaning of life, thank you

IM REALLY GLAD BECAUSE I LOVE THIS DUMB AU

Anonymous said:

your style reminds me of bradley uppercrust, III

you know the fucked up thing is that he really does look just like chara

Anonymous said:

What's the fanfic that made you feel like garbage cause ,':^)))) I'm all about that

it wasn’t like angst and it isn’t something i’d ever feel comfortable linking to other people. it’s the kind of fanfiction i think would cause other people real emotional harm if they didn’t fully know what the content was. i often can handle kind of awful stories but this one really pushed my boundaries and made me feel a bit sick. it was a chara based story, though, so if you really want you can comb through their AO3 tag and eventually find something like that.

Anonymous said:

whats the max number of chins frisk has had? 

their chin is like one of zeno’s paradoxes, dude

Anonymous said:

Hi sorry if this is over the top but your art is super, super good and I'm always so happy to see it on my dash. Your line weight flows really nicely and the way you proportion people when you're drawing them always balances out in a really nice way. Also your expressions are so so spot on lol (PS all your outfit designs for Chara?? I'm?? in love with them??) I could gush about how much I love your art foreverrrrr sorryyyyyy ur great byeeeee

honestly i could gush forever over this ask because it’s so nice but MOSTLY??? THANK YOU FOR THE KINDNESS?????

Anonymous said:

YOUR ART IS GOOD, and it's only getting better

thank you so so so much !!!!

Anonymous said:

juST SO U KNOW, ur art is liTERALLY one of my faves????? I LOVE all ur expressions, ur style is incredibly interesting and wonderful... im just.... like ur life goals, to have a style so YOU and original and interesting that the second I see it im just -DIES AND YELLS; time to stalk thru squats blog again but ya boi loves that shit-. U the best my dude pal, ty for sharing all ur skill w us!!

it’s such a weird feeling having someone call me life goals when it wasn’t even a week ago i got in trouble for sticking my fingers on the icee tubes to test taste the flavours, but THANK YOU, this ask makes me feel REALLY GOOD, and i FUCKING BELIEVE IN YOU AND SUPPORT YOU, ANON

Anonymous said:

I fucking love you

@rusoderusia said:

I really fucking love your Asriel and Papyrus designs, i think they look great in your style.

that’s really good because i love drawing them, and the best part is that they’re designed the way they are because i was too fucking lazy to look up reference & just goddamn winged it in japanese class

Anonymous said:

idk if youve been told this before but your art is amazing. it's simultaneously beautiful and has just the right amount of bizarre and quirky to be appropriate for shitposting. And yet, when you go serious and deep, you nail that too. like. what the crap. i aspire to do in writing what you're already above and beyond in art. aslkfdgjhdsoihdro

hopefully, some day, i can go serious and deep into the shitposting .... then everyone will TRULY know fear ...................

@basicflakes said:

Still love your frickin art my dude and your twitter is 10/10 best shitlord would recommend

FLAKES U KNOW I MCFRICKIN LOVE YOU

Anonymous said:

where does frisk fit into the undertrek universe?

the comic answers that!

Anonymous said:

Greatings! Can me talk about our lord and savior, Papyrus?

chapter one, genesis: in the beginning........ there was a bepis

Anonymous said:

Squatlord your comics with Sans unsexily dealing with ppl's kink bullshit makes me wheeze bless

sans is simultaneously the most fuckable & most unfuckable character in undertale

it’s like Schrodinger’s Fuckfic 

cutscenelogic said:

Hi! Sorry for the random message, but I just wanted to say that I love how expressive your art is! I also adore how you draw Asriel, it's so cute! Have a great night! 

i LOVE the random message & i’m so happy to hear you like it !! i hope you have a fucking baller life, my dude !!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE BALLER LIVES, HONESTLY

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What's your team?

Just making these into a separate post after adding them to this post by @crewman-raktajino cos it always takes me ages to find them again.

Screenshots from trekcore.com

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Star Trek: Enterprise vs Tumblr and Twitter

Most screencaps from trekcore.com

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Star Trek: Enterprise + The Onion Headlines

I love Enterprise.

Screenshots from trekcore.com and star-trek.info

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Are you alive? Take 2

I'm on a roll.

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Are you alive?

Yes I'm memeing this scene again.

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How to Take Good Care of Your Armoury Officer

Sometimes I get an idea and I make it everyone's problem. Made with Canva. Screenshots from trekcore.com and star-trek.info

Edited and updated.

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Which one is this post about? It's ✨both✨

We should have gotten a proper friendship between these two.

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Thanks to @themurdochmemesteries for the screenshot and @saintzenni for sending me the textpost.

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NX-01 Safety Brief

Space is dangerous.

I am once again using trekcore.com screenshots

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To Do List up on Enterprise NX-01

Living in space is complicated.

Also, trekcore.com has the best screencaps.

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Phlox: Why won't you ever have a threesome?

Malcolm: If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once I'd go to dinner with my parents.

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Reddit post here.

Star Trek screenshots from trekcore.com