#glitchybombs slander

[atomicpirateperson]

Opinions on glitchybomb ship? 😭

I myself don’t ship cause GumRobs rly grown on me, but ik people do, which I can respect because that’s their opinion, but I’m genuinely curious to see your take on it cause I know you do GumRob as well

Tysm 🫰

if the viewer doesnt wanna see glitchybombs hate, turn back now

glitchybombs is my least favorite ship EVER outside of the actually fucked up ones like proships. im fine with any other ships, i mean i would rather not see ppl selfshipping with rob but i understand why they do that

first of all the age gap. sure 13 to 15/16 doesnt sound that bad but age-wise thats a middle schooler and a high schooler. BIG maturity difference

secondly they are NOT similar people. if you think they're similar people you have misunderstood one of them, probably rob. julius has a family and friends and a house and no apparent trauma in his life; but he bullies, fights, and manipulates other children, especially younger ones. rob has none of that except trauma and hes still a MUCH better person

they would definitely not get along well as the ship implies, if they ever interacted, julius and his friends would absolutely bully and manipulate rob. sure julius gets a little redemption but do these shippers even care about redemption? they dont seem to care about rob's, since the whole ship seems based on the idea they'd be "evil" together

oh yeah, they have NEVER interacted. i dont think they've even appeared on screen at the same time. you could at least have something in canon to support this awful pairing

finally wtf is with the amount of smut/overly sexual shit that comes out of glitchybombs? its SO much worse compared to other ships and theres no way people arent aware at least one of them is a minor. really says a lot huh

so yeah idk why people are shipping a 16 y/o manipulative asshole with a traumatized 13 y/o orphan. dare i say its pretty close to being a proship. i genuinely cannot think of anything good to say about it

[castlingvanias]

can u lot explain to me why u think julius is anything older than 14 maybe 15 if we're being generous like seriously

[seashoreships]

no i hate this ship so bad i wont even sugarcoat it. its like. abuser x abused type shit gross. i say that bcuz i know for a fact those guys would HATE eachother!!! julius is a closeminded dickwad who has no interest in growing to be a better person, while also finding joy in bullying/harrassing/manipulating his peers. rob is a social outcast, forgettable (to other characters), and objectively weird looking. JULIUS WOULD BULLY TF OUTTA THAT GUY!!!

also that age gap (13 x 15? not inherently *horrible* but still) is really gross when you think about how aware julius is about being a jackass.

the ship itself has groomer-esque vibes tbh i dont fw it!!!

im literally so cool

if glitchybomb had 100 haters, im one of them

if glitchybomb has 10 haters, im one of them

if glitchybomb had 1 hater, thats me

if glitchybomb has 0 haters, im dead (I hate that ship with my heart)

[lemonsonleft]

growls

istg if I see one more goddamn GlitchyBomb fanart on my for you I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE. GRAHAHAHHD I HATE THAT SHIP SO SO SO MUCH GET IT AWAY EW D:<

[lemonsonleft]

im literally so cool

if glitchybomb had 100 haters, im one of them

if glitchybomb has 10 haters, im one of them

if glitchybomb had 1 hater, thats me

if glitchybomb has 0 haters, im dead (I hate that ship with my heart)