#ace yapping session

[seashoreships]

I think about this sometimes

[seashoreships]

my bad fellas i’ll get to you one day

[biglesbiansim]

I cannot STAND Ace Markey at all whatsoever. Like, you have this nice ass man that’s actively trying to make amends with you but you keep proving Teruko right, he should just give up on ur ass. And it’s not like he doesn’t know this either, he literally eavesdropped on Levi and Teruko’s conversation 💀 HE WAS GOING TO HELP YOU WHEN U WERE LITERALLY DYING TOO, but no your dramatic ass was like “heh…I’d rather DIE than get help from you”, dumbass. “Oh but Levi snapped on Ace during the trials!” RIGHTFULLY SO?? IDK WHY PEOPLE ACT LIKE THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR HE WAS BEING A LITTLE BITCH 😭🙏 oh and don’t get me started on how bro fucked Nico over completely and utterly unprovoked. At no point did Nico wave his fuckinf secret around, and yet ACE felt the need to do just that, and then David (lil bitchass) butted in and revealed their secret, which they clearly weren’t ready for 😭 even after getting nearly killed for being an asshole bro didn’t learn his lesson, he’s an actual dumbass‼️ Idk about yall but if I were in a killing game I’d be nice to my potential murderers! Or even better, take a page out of Teruko’s book and avoid them altogether!! God all the men in this series (except for Levi) are insufferable I can’t do this anymore 😰/j

To summarize: Ace Markey has 0 survival instincts

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

a couple of guys have been throwing around doc being ace in the tags of my recent post so naturally. i have thoughts. allow me to subject you to them:

i agree. that man is asexual. clara is also asexual. i would think both of them are a little bit bi as well!

not that either of them think too hard about it though. if you ask them they would say they are 100% attracted to the opposite sex and for the most part that's true. but doc totally had some sort of vaguely homosexual rivalry with another scientist while working on the manhattan project and clara probably had a crush on another girl when she was little. also the 1980s has a lot more Gender than the century previous so once the shock of women wearing pants wears off she's going to be like hold on a sec.... they're kinda cooking in this century

(clara would not use those words in that order fs but that's the only way i can convey that lmao)

none of them would look into those experiences. they'd just assume oh every girl thought this one specific other girl was like super pretty and smart and cool growing up. every scientist has an infuriatingly stubborn yet brilliant and objectively good-looking rival in the same department. that's just how it is!

bisexual tangent over. back to asexualism

doc and clara are more the "enjoy each other's company" couple than anything like sure they'll kiss or whatever and that's nice but they'll have infinitely more fun talking about their interests

they'd probably only get schnasty because they know that's just what couples are meant to do. like they'll try it once and they'll agree it was a solid 7/10 experience but do you know what's a guaranteed 10/10 every time? 49th reread of journey to the centre of the earth!! woohoo!!

which brings me. to the real point of this post. where did jules and verne come from.

as an ace doclara truther i initially subscribed to the "they travelled in time to adopt a couple of orphans who were otherwise going to die and be lost to time" bc it's cute and it's like how doc saved clara so now they're in love. but the more i thought about it i was like hold on. something's up here

because doc spent 10 years building that train so the first thing he'd want to do with it (besides going into the future to get parts for it to fly) is return to let marty know he's alright right. like in the movie sure he picked up einie first but that's bc that's einie

so unless those boys are freshly picked up off the great depression streets logically i do not think that can be the case. as nice as this headcanon is

so my next thought was like ok. we can still make this adoption thing work. maybe these orphans have naturally occurred in the 1880s (<- certainly one of the string of words i have made)

but we know doc. sure he's had his moments of flipping the bird to the space-time continuum but in general he tries his best to keep it intact i think

taking up a blacksmithing job? minor improvements to the lives of the citizens of hill valley. probably not going to cause anything major. also he needs money. marrying a schoolteacher? she was going to fall off a cliff and die originally so it's not like that's going to make anything worse. (although now a lot more kids are literate in this timeline so something is definitely different. but also what is she gonna do, not teach?)

but adopting two kids without knowing their fates beforehand.... risky business. who knows who those two are supposed to be. and it's not like they can pick up two kids who they know for sure would probably pass without their intervention bc doc is a doc from the future but he's not THAT kind of doc from the future.

so with that said. begrudgingly. i think jules and verne are biologically theirs. unfortunate for the adoption headcanons but that's the only logical way i can see it

not to say the adoption headcanons are wrong and bad i just don't know how they could obtain two children without worrying about messing things up. so if anyone has any ideas how please enlighten me

[literallyroselacroix]

Here’s another yap session, it’s screenshotted because. Reasons.

[seashoreships]

My personal hc is that he's just really advanced in history LMFAO LIKE maybe he just got that shit early

something that still confuses me to this day is why did Rob say he had a major in Canadian history? it's a really brief joke with little meaning behind it but it doesn't make sense?

specifically the quote was "all I've got on my resume is laughing maniacally, monologing about evil plans, and a major in Canadian history! i can't exactly go into catering!"

as far as I know, there's no such thing as a major until you enter high school, and rob was in the same grade as Gumball before he stopped going to elmore jr high (middle school) so... where is this coming from? I don't think there's another school anywhere nearby except "Richwood High" but that seems like a humans-only place and he would still probably have to finish 7th/8th grade first

even if he was able to have a major, why? he has no family that would make him go to some other school, likewise, he shows no signs of going to school

did he just choose something random to falsify on his "resume" so it would make him seem educated if he ever tried to get a job? even though the quote implies he can't get a job?

actually that does make sense to think he's pretty much just lying. or the writers goofed and didn't think that through at all. thank you all for attending this meeting

[enanzaz]

dear fellow apollo justice fans/writers, i had an idea for once

idrc if this has been pointed out before i js feel a need to yap about it but basically its about apollos percieve

im only applying this in aa4 bc thats rlly the only time where this mechanic is used so heres your spw for aa4

the idea is apollo percieves TELLS albeit easily dwindled down to a lie detector which isnt entirely wrong given his profession but its important to distinguish the two.

the tells apollo mainly percieves in aa4 are because the witness/culprit is recalling a memory mentally but lying about it verbally. its not that apollo is perceiving people lying, but the motions they do when they are recalling a scene mentally (aka body language).

due to his profession as a lawyer its an obvious sign the person on the stand is lying because what they are recalling verbally doesnt line with what they recall mentally, hence gestures/body language

the easiest example is alita (4-3). shes claiming she never broke into the victims clinic, and as shes recalling this apollo is perceiving her scratching at her neck. its not its a tell tale sign she does whenever she lies but its her mentally recalling the motions she was doing

which works in apollos favor because using this movement and the evidence given is how he FINDS OUT shes lying, rather than know shes lying off the bat. yes, shes lying, but she does that motion because shes remembering the fact she was strangled, which is what apollo percieves.

feel free to reblog about why i could be wrong or wtv id love to hear it BUT that means i get yap more so cue intensive preaa4 yapping under the cut and pretty much the entire second trilogy

so spw for entire second trilogy ig under cut

so apollo didnt know about using this power to detect lies before trucy taught him right (again i think justifying this idea). he really only saw things with this weird bracelet and thats about it.

WHICH leads me to the idea that when (assumingly) apollo watched phoenix on television as a kid he always had a weird pain on his wrist whenever phoenix bluffed. cue during beanix era/pre aa5 he realizes phoenix does it all the time around him

so you have a skeptical mentee and the deflecting father figure (again) who wishes he had the evidence to figure out what hes hiding (even though the apple doesnt fall far from the tree)

anyways if youve read this far i applaud you and thank you

[twifairy]

Forgot to post this one to Tumblr whoops

[seashoreships]

Thinking about Jazzpunk again... sighs dreamily

[seashoreships]

no i hate this ship so bad i wont even sugarcoat it. its like. abuser x abused type shit gross. i say that bcuz i know for a fact those guys would HATE eachother!!! julius is a closeminded dickwad who has no interest in growing to be a better person, while also finding joy in bullying/harrassing/manipulating his peers. rob is a social outcast, forgettable (to other characters), and objectively weird looking. JULIUS WOULD BULLY TF OUTTA THAT GUY!!!

also that age gap (13 x 15? not inherently *horrible* but still) is really gross when you think about how aware julius is about being a jackass.

the ship itself has groomer-esque vibes tbh i dont fw it!!!

im literally so cool

if glitchybomb had 100 haters, im one of them

if glitchybomb has 10 haters, im one of them

if glitchybomb had 1 hater, thats me

if glitchybomb has 0 haters, im dead (I hate that ship with my heart)

[bxeckersz]

yall seen a’jas last few pregame fits 😭😭? she ain even dressin up no more, she tired of carrying this team 😭😭.

[cheesuschristman]

Hey queer ppl can we not discriminate other queer ppl that would be pretty cool alr thanks

[mikecrewkisser]

Hi I saw your comment on the DoYouLikeThisSong blog and can I just say please go listen to the album "II" by Boyz II Men or even just their Legacy: Greatest Hits (mostly bc Motownphilly slaps and nobody should miss it) and I really hope you enjoy it BYE

ooooh okay!!!!! i'm so bad about getting around to recs but i'll try n keep it in mind!!! will return if/when i've listened ^^

[marieisnothere12]

I shoulve made my banner the ace flag but it already kinda has the colors

[biglesbiansim]

I feel like Ace deserves more hate for killing Arei, “oh but everyone was bullying him!” “he killed Arei bcs Nico tried to kill him!” IDGAF. Blaming everyone BUT his ass goddamn. Only reason everyone was hating on him was bcs blud started it. Anyone who says they’ll punt a cat for misbehaving CANNOT be trusted bro 😭🙏 someone should’ve punted HIS ASS for misbehaving gawd dam. But in all seriousness the way he killed Arei will never not make me feel sad, he SAW how hard she was actually working towards getting her shit together BOTH TIMES and still went through with it, in the cruelest way ever too it’s like UGHHH‼️‼️ ykw I feel the same exact way about Xander, I spit on his grave smh. Bro didn’t even know WHY he was trying to kill this bitch like WHATT. They both deserve the Sayaka Maizono treatment idc.

[literallyroselacroix]

New ep spoilers!! My thoughts part 2.

The fact that the single most selfless thing Ace has done this entire chapter was dying. Wowza. He truly is a tragic little guy 💀 anyway the way Teruko blames herself for just about every death that has occurred so far makes me sad, bcs ITS ALL XANDER’S FUCJINF FAULT THAT STUPID CUNT(and whoever the mastermind is ig). I spit on his grave he’s my #1 opp FUCKING HELL I WANNA THROW HIM OFF A BUILDING AND SHAKE HIM UP AND DOWN 😡 The fact that we’ve lost lesbians to wack ass men BOTH TIMES PISSES ME OFF IM GON RIOT ACE MARKEY AND XANDER MATTHEWS CNA FUCK OFF. Teruko is TEWW pretty to be going through all this bullshit 😭🙏 she deserves thee longest vacay for realsies!