#glasses jamil ;;;

[hakogyi]

i drew a thing for this beautiful fanfic by @the-nameless-ramekin >:3c i 100% recommend this fic for people who enjoy crying (and beautiful writing in general!!) anyway hey rame...it's ao3 user bachstreetsolo o(-( i love your writing (i cried!!)

keep reading for rambles and alt images 🌟

fun little detail (kind of) - i gave each character clothes in a hue close to their partner's hair colour...vil's was a bit hard to work in but she has a bit of white in her hat. also sorry for having the opposite of same face syndrome

honestly i think this might be the most detailed piece i've done? even my rook birthday art wasn't this intense omg. i aim to do more detailed pieces in the future 💥 i can't keep doing flat backgrounds forever...i'll keep improving 🔥 and seriously read the fic it's crazy good

[crystallizsch]

okay so hear me out (lil addition to this post)

[wisteriainslumber]

It’s Club Dayyyy

nrc club hcs for the club vignettes we never got

warnings: curse words, b6 spoilers for the movie club section

Mountain Appreciation Club

just jade, himself, and the great outdoors

appreciating life, having a nice peaceful hike on a sunny day

or a nice dip in the pond, it really depends if he wants to connect with nature or hunt nature that day

no, its not lonely being by himself, it’s jade’s cottagecore vacay away from NRC

he can literally just chill on the mountains as a club activity. no loud NRC tussles, no responsibilities, no having to play 4D chess to be in everyone’s good graces

its a goddamn dream come true

plus if you join, you can experience this too!!

a fan of any miniature items. the teensy tiny mushrooms are so cute they fill him with so much joy that hes shedding tears

if jade has lil terrariums, why not tiny fairy houses? 

DIY miniature doll houses with flower lamps, strawberry bean bags, and mushroom seats

this is totally a part of club activities btw <333 and yes his club room is decorated with all of these things, its very cozy

you don’t need to be an animal magnet like silver to get help from the forest critters

jade respects the earth, the birdies sometimes leave flowers out for him on the path he usually travels

for anyone screaming 'its a fae trap', his curiosity just rose astronomically

way too bold of you to assume he'd avoid such a thing

that ring of mushrooms? it looks very pretty, it’s like nature’s call for a photo op. maybe you should stand in it. jade will help you take pictures :)

if jade is ever feeling too lonely, he’ll bring a plushie along with him, for the illusion of company. its sort of nice because he can talk to it and encourages him to take more pictures (plushie tea party, anyone?)

all of these photos he takes arent only for the ‘gram its for the club (technically personal) scrapbook. he shows it to floyd & azul every time he takes a hike and every time jade pulls it out, there are audible groans

gargoyle research & mountain appreciation should have a collab i think it would be very enriching

Pop Music Club

all of their instrument expertise comes from outside of the club

u think they actually learned how to play in that club?? pffft its a glorified hang out spot

just a bunch of friends who all know how to play instruments hanging out under the guise of club activities

we are going under the impression that clubs either get no supervision or very little supervision bc there is no way this club will still be standing if so

their band practice is only for appearances bc all they do is play the few songs they know well then spend the rest of their time preforming trick shots w/ their instruments

kalim is reading off the sheet music meant for the trombone but its okay he’s going off the vibe™

as opposed to cater, who can’t even read the sheet music, but are they a boss with playing by ear (girls got perfect pitch)

if you hear the band get off-beat, its very hard to pinpoint who the culprit is bc none of them are on the same page physically, they communicate telepathically (its all in the Vibes)

they would be the band that continues playing during fire alarms and severe emergencies. nothing like a bit of background music to ease panic, right?

however they’re very quick learners. like if someone wants to belt off their lungs to a song, the rest of the club will find the sheet music and join

(seriously though, lilias got some pipes. kalim is getting too into it with bashing the drums and cater has to catch up bc in what world does a single college kid become so good at singing about unrequited love??)

put them in a room together and they are all fighting for custody of the braincell

all of cater’s and lilia’s old guitar picks are used as decorations around the club

as in, they connected them on sashes and it’s hanging like some colourful fairy lights

they let kalim pick three of the collection and those turned into pop music friendship bracelets :)

their meetings will end with ‘we should totally start a band’ (and they never do)

Board Game Club

monopoly was Extra banned after azul joined

have you ever felt extorted by the bank? that there is suddenly a surprise interest for taking too long to buy a property? to be told you counted wrong even though you're pretty damn sure u triple counted?? bc thats what he did as the banker

the biggest betrayals come out of this club during uno

crowley suggested to play more peaceful games like scribbl.io but then it ended up with a competition of art skills

their club room has drawings and fanart of their favourite characters in there 

students of this club absolutely CARRY the art bazaars. anything you can think of under the sun, they can do

need jewelry? pottery? paper crafts? cool paintings? costumes? you can absolutely commission them (uhh if you can find them, that is)

the D&D sessions in this club get so majorly intense that students have started physically reenacting the actions, like larping

crowley would have let the students keep the very real and very sharp swords they brought if pomefiore student C didn’t get a leg injury from them

better luck next time

but who am i kidding, if idia is feeling particularly silly that day he’ll permit the use of magic

and by silly he means when a club member says something so factually incorrect about the D&D setting that nothing less than fire can make them atone for their sins

and what is NRC if there aren’t any consequences for the losers? the mantle of the gamemaster is passed around at every meeting, so depending on their luck, the loser either wears a dunce hat or assists in the winner’s projects

despite all of this though, they are ride or die!!! if you need help farming mats for a game, you will have at least 3 classmates available to help

co-op is amazing in this club. it may be filled with taunts but generally they are very supportive and are a very cohesive team

it makes you wonder why they don’t work together very often

well thats because theyre only bonded by common goal. they are Petty. they’re still bitter about losing at uno

Equestrian Club

probably the most order you'll get, clubwise

not because riddle is part of the club its more like the horses will punish any misbehaviour before he can

the savanaclaw students defend the horses with an energy even sebek couldnt manage

poor ignihyde student B got flown across the field for being too rough with the lead

now on top of the very hurtful gut injury, ignihyde student B is getting mentally kicked down for treating the horse like a toy

during the beginning of the club, there would be info sessions and you’d have to pass a test regarding safety, maintenance, and proper care of the horses before you even begin to ride

and even before that, theres a grace period to establish a bond with the animals 

after silver pushed the agenda, riddle now schedules weekly bonding time with their horses

the scarabia students enjoy this immensely they'll be braiding flowers into every horses' hair

NRC students go ham on halloween and that means their pretty horseys are also getting cool costumes to match

sebek’s horse is out of the stable the quickest to run up to him

on the outside, very wholesome. but if you’re standing near sebek in any shape or form, it looks like his horse is charging up to trample him and it is very scary

the equestrian club magicam page is filled with the most photogenic horses and costumes you’ll see

and depending on who is posting, the captions will consist of horse puns or informative facts on horse maintenance and care

i seriously mean it when the members of the equestrian club start reciting these in their sleep

replace the salt licks, put on winter blankets, polish the hooves

and most importantly: WEAR YOUR PPE.

honestly this rule should be applied mostly to spelldrive & science club members but hell, that’s their problem. your ppe is just as important for you as it is to the horsies, so dont slack or else ur going on club probation

you know how people baby-talk their pets

now imagine that with a bunch of horse girls

thats the whole club

Track & Field Club

between a bunch of boys and the great outdoors, extremely dumb things happen in this club

if theyre done doing club activities, theres truly nothing to do

and they take advantage of the lack of supervision by hijacking the sprinklers

lots of water fights bc the sun is beating down on them while they’re doing exercise. ‘stay hydrated’ is their club motto

if all else goes wrong, at least the grass is watered amirite?

as far as ik, vargas supervises this club but they seem very chill. im not sure if this club is the one that’s in dire need of supervision

there’s a bunch of inside jokes that vargas somehow overheard??

he’ll say them back in later club meetings without a lick of context

a student once asked how his life in NRC was and while most of it was a lesson to take care of your physical health, the club has exclusive gossip on how vargas thought crewel was the most annoying classmate ever😭

they’re not snitches though bc they still wanna hear more juicy stories

a few curious students tried that raw egg diet and got sick as all hell

salmonella is deadly, my friends

rip to the beginners because vargas will ask you to do 100 curl-ups as a WARM UP. 

instructs like a sergeant but has the energy of a fun uncle

he will let the students pick a warm-up song 

very few fights or disagreements happen in this club mostly because everything can be solved through competition

whoever can run past the big oak tree first gets to be vargas’ helper for the duration of club time

the students are free to decorate their headbands for the club and because friendship is #magic, deuce and jack exchanged their headbands to decorate

at some point they started have mud sculpture contests and by ‘mud sculpture’ i mean they make mud hurdles and whoever can’t jump over them has to put the club equipment back by the end of practice

this club loves touching grass so much

Magift Club

leona is a wonderful leader but unfortunately he is also the least tolerant of problems that arise

if you can sort thru puberty then u can sort out ur own problems damn🙄🙄 yall really be going to leona to complain about octavinelle student B whipping a disk at ur head at ur grown age???

yall seen ruggie play upside down with his damn grippers on the broom

some of the club members think thats super cool and try to do the same

only to sustain head injuries

which epel very nicely helped them to patch up

before every game they group huddle and leona gets dragged in all the time no matter how much he complains

the mantle of the speech is passed around the entire team on different games

everyone plays a part!

and by playing a part i mean that they all scrawl down mean things to say about the rsa students and put it in a hat

they read them aloud when team morale is low

any breakfast skippers in this team broke their streak around the first week of joining

yk, because it is unhealthy™ but mostly bc if leona catches anyone skipping meals before practice or a match, they’re getting a new one ripped into them

he’ll prattle on about how he doesn’t want anyone at their 70% at a practice or that not eating makes their movements sluggish and a liability

and its very easy to take him at face value but i promise he means it all in good nature and concern for health <3

sometimes leona will use epel as an example and praising him for being a good student™ for eating and intaking nutrients or wtv 

but epel will sometimes then start an impromptu presentation about the nutrients in fruits and food which is a mix of things he’s learned from his family and from pomefiores routine

ruggie ofc says smth entirely different, that any food is energy, and leona promptly throws the slipper at him sjdsjdf

ruggie treats his broom like a person

very respectful, talks to it for no reason (or maybe he’s talking to himself??)

pomefiore student A believes that he’s establishing a relationship with a broom and isn’t that a beautiful thing?

riders need to have a good relationship with their horse, so why shouldn’t the same logic be applied to a broom?

yeah, this gets travelled around a bit and people who are not part of the spelldrive club are puzzled. like do magift players get an extra special broom or something???

Gargoyle Research Club

ALL on his lonesome its the saddest thing ever

if you ask a senior, they will tell you an old rumour that the club is a disguise for dark arts practice

to be fair, there’s nothing refuting the rumour but it got quickly shut down just because it wasn’t wise to talk about the future heir in such a way

the air of the club is so vibey bc come on, its just strolls around the campus and learning gargoyle lore

its mal’s niche interest and he’s sort of winning since hes the sole member and can ‘sign off’ that he attended even if he loses track of time and misses the meeting

‘‘meeting” is a very generous term its mal at a round table with a bunch of empty chairs 

jade and malleus are members of the #soloclub so jade passes on his advice to fill the empty spaces with plushies

hes learned every name of the gargoyles that reside on campus, and if they are nameless, sometimes he’ll bestow a name upon them

mal would help unclog or brush off any leaves that may have fallen into the drainage systems (yuu keeps putting leaves in the gargoyle mouths to ‘feed them’)

one of malleus’ favourite things to do in this club is when its raining. he loves to see the statues just spout off water so gracefully

he’d sculpt the most beautiful mini gargoyles though??

like i don’t think they’d be full size (for now) because there’s gargies all over campus, but just know, these miniature versions are all fully functional just waiting to do their job

lets not forget that mal is on his second? third? volume of his self published gargoyle research books. the next volumes are coming with illustrations for optimum learning efficiency  

the illustrations may occasionally have footnotes that say something along the lines of ‘gargoyle stationed next to the school gates, nicely polished’ 

lowkey though, he finds the statues weathered by time and storms the most beautiful. theres entire sections in his books just waxing poetic about the craftsmanship & the stone withstanding the force of nature and erosion

and ofc how to determine the approximant date of a sculpture, along with how cracks, rust, pigmentation, and whatever else stands as a testament to how beautiful things age

i think this club might benefit from powerpoint club initiation idk though

Science Club

yeah i said it before but these are unsupervised students with access to a wide range of chemicals

most of them are hyper-reactive as well

sometimes its nice to mix some stuff together and watch it blow up

and sometimes u be feeling a little thirsty and risky that day

diasomnia student A had grown fins and a tail because of this and looked majestic with them, even though he absolutely couldn’t breathe

some bright scarabia student had the fun idea to incorporate their own magic into the mix. you know, because plants, ingredients, and metals with magical properties weren’t ‘oomph’ enough

its not that they don’t know how to create a shimmer potion but, buuut what if they doubled the pixie dust so they can create an ultra light potion?? (*cough* it might function like a solar flare lolol oopsie daisies <33)

rumours say this student had received malleus draconia’s praise, but for some strange reason, none of the club members present had a reliable alibi 

even though they need to send in a full list of ingredients and their intentions with them, the students still end up creating borderline dangerous potions

its not like theres a bag inspection or anything

unspoken agreement within the club that anyone can bring in whatever the hell they want as long as they leave no traces afterwards

the science club has gotten extra extra sneaky because oftentimes crewel will show up unannounced to ensure that no one is doing something stupid

rook hunt is the anti-thesis of lab safety he has actually violated pretty much any and all lab protocols, past, present, and future

his bad influence is causing the other club members to forgo their safety equipment too

rook do be drinking random chemicals to see what they would do but what caused one student’s sclera to turn colours only causes rook to hiccup pink bubbles. its a strange phenomena 

and no trey is not exempt from this bc what were his club members with equally as dangerous chemicals in their bag gonna do? snitch? be fr

curiosity runs rampant in this club and none of their intentions are for the better

Basketball Club

jamil is the mom of the team

against his will, as always

his leadership style is much more different than leonas

while leona will step in if needed, jamil will dip

sort it out amongst yourselves. if he comes back in 10 minutes and theyre still squabbling, then jamil is going to sic floyd on their asses

of course it works every time. if you consider "fighting to the death" as an ethical suggestion

often times jamil will praise heartslabyul student E for being so well behaved but this is obviously a dig at ace

poor ace got demoted. he's the biggest menace in the first year group now he has to deal with ppl who are bigger menaces than him

without fail, every club meeting there will be someone reenacting the basketball song from that one classic movie. singing it just ups your chances of getting the ball in the basket i dont make the rules

if you listen closely, you can almost hear the squeaky shoes on the court

every time someone makes a shot, you will hear ‘LIMP WRIST SYNDROME’ being shouted

i dont know the basketball positions but ace is the one that’s all over the court. hes fast as hell. his members say its bc hes the shortest one on the team 

all those sleight of hand tricks arent only for parties, they’re also for playing ball >:) dupes the enemy team so much when fighting over the ball

this club is both the biggest victim and the biggest instigator for locker room antics because everyone is very very petty

jamil would scold them for tracking water all over the floor but will not stop floyd for soaking everyone with the shower head he personally knocked off the wall

until he got caught in the fire, now jamil has snatched the shower head and by the seven is he going to use magic to make that shit boiling hot

and ofc vargas mistook those burns as sun burns and praised the entire club for being so hardworking in the hot weather jsdfjh

once one of the diasomnia students thought they would get extra pumped for a game if they pretended the floor was an rsa student's face

they smacked the ball so hard on the ground that it ricochet up into their face and accidentally broke their nose

poor dude, you really gotta feel for him

Film Studies Club

crap ton of students signed up when vil was in first year solely for the reason that ‘vil is in this club’

which of course, was nice but vil made sure there was brutal auditions to weed out the ones who joined just to see him

many people believe it’s savanaclaw & the magift club that snorts protein like its crack

no, it’s pomefiore

and by proxy, vil is enforcing the same rules

gotta keep ur body on its toes, eat good for no pimple, work hard and rest harder

on another note though, oof, personal vocal lessons with coach schoenheit😩

the octavinelle students love to gossip and start rumours and play it off as it being "improv"

rumours circle around though and one epel felmier is not very happy about allegedly being an RSA transfer student

when they have movie analysis days, vil rarely ever lets his own movies be shown

yes, feedback is good from anyone, but not only is he a senior, but one of the leading figures of this club. the only thing he’d hear were praises, and if he wanted that, he’d just go to rook

ortho is having a blast working with all the different kinds of cameras, and loves when the members request for a camera with a very specific function

it gets his genius little mind to work and he can show off his expertise. it’s a win/win!

also uses all of this data to weaponize his acting to the max. he will learn how to use crocodile tears for his benefit, he will learn how to intimidate people even with his adorable form

vil may be a brutal dance coach but my heart tells me ortho is much worse. he helps choreograph but completely forgets that his joints dont work like people do

he also overestimates everyones strength solely due to the fact that physically, the club members are stronger than idia due to the rigorous training regimes

his stage directions be like “okay and you can move the set when you exit stage left”

like.. the entire set?? one person?? 

ortho gets wayyyyy too invested in his character but now vil is using ortho as an example to keep the rest of the club members in line aiuhdffgh

ortho is the biggest instigator for out-of-pocket improv because its like a livewire reaction. one person goes in a crazy direction and the rest of the club is following suit

no one knows what the original script is anymore ijsdhfgn

[mokaisathome]

A mafia boss and his pet dog

[The mafia theming is totally absent actually but the spirit is there... Probably]

Now on AO3 too!

Rumors aren't anything new to Jamil. They spread around him constantly, shifting, changing, losing details, or adding ones depending on how far they go. It's just how it is when you're in a position as prized as his – people will talk, caring very little for how it'll affect you. He still pays attention to them despite how mundane or ridiculous most of them are because letting tattletales go unchecked is a pain he'd rather go without.

   The current rumors only bring him a headache though. One of his subordinates goes through them with a barely concealed smile, sometimes giving his opinion (“Wow, that's pretty elaborate” or “This is a bit too much even for them…”) despite Jamil only asking for a brief rundown. As he walks down the main hallway of his mansion while listening to his subordinate, he rubs his temples with a sigh.

   Did he find a beastman and bring him home a few weeks ago? Yes. Is it a wolf? Also yes. Is it so ferocious it attacks everyone even the people Jamil asked to take care of him? Definitely not. The rumor mill is broken. To put it simply, he could have picked up a puppy from the street, and it'd have gone the same… Except without talking. It'd have been much better actually.

   The two men guarding the room he stops in front of salute him solemnly before pushing the heavy wooden door, and he instantly braces himself when something leaps at him.

“Jamil!”

   Yes, that rumored fearful wolf, ready to sink his teeth in anyone who approaches him is in reality an overexcited teenager who's more interested in eating as many sweets as he can than intimidate people. In Jamil's line of work, the latter would have been useful. The former is undoubtedly not. The muffled mockeries of his subordinates reach his ears, and he dismisses them with a wave of the hand, letting them close the door behind him. Among his people, his reputation has taken a hit so perhaps having the normal population fear him through lies is better.

“Did you bring me something today?”

   Wordlessly, Jamil takes a piece of candy out of his pocket and the werewolf jumps off him, eager to receive his reward for… For nothing. He's been living here doing absolutely nothing. A total waste of resources. If at least he could be trained to act as a guard dog–

   His train of thought stops. That's not a bad idea. Jamil has never taken care of a dog but all they need is some training and rewards, don't they?

“Kalim,” he calls out, watching with a certain amusement as the beastman's ears perk up. “Give me your hand.”

   Kalim doesn't even question anything and places his clawed hand in Jamil's gloved one. Him being an idiot who listens to any order is nothing new – Jamil just has to model him to fit his new role.

“Show me your teeth.”

“'ike tha'?”

“Perfect.”

   A waste of some amazingly sharp fangs when all he does is eat candies, Jamil thinks as he passes his thumb over Kalim's teeth. From the corner of his eye, he catches his tail wagging back and forth. As he orders Kalim to do other things (“sit,” and “roll”, or “jump”), Jamil finds himself satisfied with his dog's performance. Perhaps there is still hope.

“Howl now.”

“Gaoooo!”

   No, that was a mistake. There's no hope to make anything out of him. The only people he could scare would be… Babies maybe. Jamil isn't even sure of that. With a sigh, he tosses the candy to Kalim who catches it midair and immediately starts fighting with the candy wrapper.

   These rumors should be fawned for as long as they can because the reality is much, much, much worse (for Jamil).

[heartscrypt]

all dressed up and ready to go out

[cheerleaderman]

Have to remind myself that Astrid thinks he’s unlovable/ his existence is a curse

When Jamil tries to do something for Astrid would be reluctant but would let Jamil do whatever he’s doing.

Astrid is still coming to terms that people actually want to take care of them and be their friend despite the curse. (He was trying to make friends coming to NRC but had his expectations very low as to not have his heart broken again)

Astrid does develop romantic feelings for Jamil but won’t recognize it as romantic. He’ll just know that he feels differently towards Jamil than the others. It’s obvious that Astrid acts differently with Jamil like people would be shocked Astrid can smile and Jamil is sitting there like ????

Astrid will tell Jamil more in depth about the his curse and what he went through at the end of 3rd year. Jamil does know Astrid has some trauma based on things they’ll say like this video and reacts to things like when Astrid started sleeping over Astrid would be focused on the door and windows

They don’t get together until they’re 23-24

Jamil would say “I love you” and Astrid would burst into tears asking him to say it again

Was listening to From the Start and thought Astrid would be the Laufey version and Jamil the Good Kid version like different perspective / Vibes of the relationship 🏃‍♀️

[verymessybrain]

Every name drop in Glass Onion made me think about Tahani Al-Jamil casually mentioning celebrities in The Good Place.

[merakiui]

omg getting tag teamed by trey and cater while drunk in these tags !! your brain is massive as always 🫶🫶

also cater getting serious orz i never knew i needed mean(er) cater in my life but i'll 100% be brainrotting about that for the forseeable future!!!

[also trey changing the flavor of his own shots in the original drunk reader post. he's so mean >:o!! (i love him still)]

Yes!!! Just two kind and helpful upperclassmen helping you when you’re drunk. <3 aren’t they so sweet?

Serious Cater is always so fun to think about. I love the idea of him dropping his outgoing, extroverted side and becoming more colder or less cheerful when you’re drunk because you’re too intoxicated to realize the shift, so you won’t ask any questions if his tone isn’t what you’re used to. It’s such a shock to hear him sound anything less than cheery, but I think it’s so good to think about. orz I love a serious Cater who doesn’t have to keep up any masks when you’re drunk.

Trey is so sneaky. (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) !!!! His UM is very useful during drinking games because he can trick you into drinking more simply by changing the taste so it will go down easier. And you would not expect him to do such a thing because he has such a kind face and he is so patient and sweet. But it is exactly that type you have to watch out for!! (I also love him despite his mischievous behavior hehe.)

[azulashengrottofan]

Soooooo

I did that

Glass painting of AshenViper made from a drawing of my kiddo @leoide

I'm very proud of it even if there are little mistakes here and there

[pencilofawesomeness]

So, uh...

I got really into Twisted Wonderland recently......

I made an edit after I completed each chapter because psychoanalyzing characters is a lot of fun for me, and the idea got stuck in my head after Book 2.

(Character artwork isn’t mine, but the edits are, yadda yadda.)

[naumala]

anyways *drops this and skedaddles*

[mari-oaky]

thinking about the blorbo fixed my nausea

[crystallizsch]

he gives the vibes of a smartmouthed guy in a creative writing course

[guubiiz]

heartslabyul would be named my favorite dorm if i didn’t despise riddle.

[consumeroflemoans]

Putting the glorious in Glorious Masquerade fr

Like fire!

[solxamber]

Could you do adeuce & the overblot gang (separately) trying one of those period cramp simulators like in those videos?

Overblot Gang + Adeuce + Rollo trying period simulators!

part 2 with vice housewardens + Kalim

I found the idea funny and added Rollo for funsies, I hope you don't mind <3

Adeuce

Ace, being the daredevil he is, straps on the period cramp simulator first with a cocky grin. “How bad can it be?” he says, glancing at you like this is no big deal.

The moment you turn it on, though, his face transforms. “W-What the—” he gasps, doubling over like someone just punched him in the gut. “Okay, okay, this is—AHHH, NOPE, TURN IT OFF!” He’s flailing now, hands waving in panic as he tries to yank the device off, hopping around like a fish out of water.

Deuce, meanwhile, watches with wide eyes, realizing it’s his turn next. “Uh, maybe we shouldn’t—”

“Nah, nah, Deuce, you gotta try it,” Ace wheezes between pained groans. “It’s character building!”

Deuce, ever the trooper, reluctantly puts it on. At first, he’s stoic. “I can handle this. It’s just a simulation—OH MY SEVENS!” He crumples into a chair, gripping his stomach as though his life depends on it, tears actually forming in his eyes. “HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS?!”

Ace, still recovering on the floor, gives him a thumbs up. “We’re never… talking back to anyone going through this… ever again.”

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle approaches the simulator with the same seriousness he applies to everything else. “This is for educational purposes,” he declares, strapping it on confidently. “I’ll endure it to better understand—”

The moment it starts, his face turns a deep crimson—not from anger, but from sheer pain. His knees buckle, and he grips the nearest chair for dear life, a strained gasp escaping his lips. “T-This can’t be real,” he mutters through gritted teeth. “This is…an injustice to all rules of nature!”

By level three, he’s gasping for air, holding onto the table as if it’s his only lifeline. “TURN IT OFF! THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!”

You switch it off, and Riddle stands there, disheveled and panting, brushing his hair back. “We shall… never speak of this again,” he declares, with his pride barely intact.

Leona Kingscholar

Leona sits back with a smug grin as you offer him the simulator. “Tch, weaklings. I’ve dealt with worse.” he says, lounging lazily as he straps it on. His confidence is off the charts—until you turn it on.

His ears immediately flatten, his eyes go wide, and his whole body tenses up. “The hell is this?!” he growls, clutching his stomach with one hand while the other grips the couch.

By level two, he’s sweating and lowkey whimpering. “Turn it off, turn it off right now.” His tail is thrashing, and there’s no trace of his former bravado. “Whoever made this… is a sadist.”

When you finally switch it off, he glares at you, still slumped on the couch, breathing heavily. “If you tell anyone about this, herbivore, I swear…”

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul, ever the schemer, thinks he’s prepared for anything. “This is merely an experiment,” he says, carefully adjusting his glasses as he straps the simulator on. “I’ll be able to handle it with ease.”

As soon as it starts, though, his confident smirk falters. His back stiffens, and he clutches the arms of his chair, beads of sweat forming on his forehead. “Th-This is...more than I anticipated,” he gasps, his face pale as he tries to remain composed.

By the time you hit level three, Azul’s glasses are askew, and he’s gripping the edge of his desk like his life depends on it. “MAKE IT STOP! I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! HALF-PRICE AT MONSTRO LOUNGE, JUST TURN IT OFF!”

Jamil Viper

Jamil raises an eyebrow at the challenge but doesn’t say no. “This is nothing,” he mumbles, strapping the device on like it’s a task on his daily to-do list. You turn it on, and for a few seconds, he seems unfazed. His poker face is strong.

But as the intensity increases, you see his eye twitch. Then, he’s hunched over, muttering a stream of complaints under his breath, his face contorted in a rare expression of suffering. “This… this is inhuman,” he grits out, shaking his head. “I could’ve been cooking, cleaning, or literally anything else.”

At level four, he’s pressing a hand against his stomach, sweating bullets. “How do people get anything done like this? Who’s responsible for this?!”

Vil Schoenheit

Vil, in true Vil fashion, approaches the whole thing with poise. “I can handle this,” he says, strapping the simulator on like it’s a designer belt. “How painful could it really—”

The second the simulator starts, his perfect posture falters, and he sits down immediately, eyes wide in disbelief. “Oh. My. Sevens. This is—”

By level three, he’s doubled over, one hand gripping his stomach and the other clutching his chest dramatically. “This is unbearable! This pain would ruin anyone’s complexion!”

His voice is full of horror as he waves a trembling hand. “Turn it off before it does permanent damage!”

Idia Shroud

Idia’s hair is already flickering with anxiety the moment you suggest he try the simulator. “Y-You’re joking, right? No way!” But you convince him, and he reluctantly straps it on “I’m going to die, I just know it.”

When you turn it on, his reaction is immediate. His hair flares bright neon pink, and he lets out the most dramatic yelp you’ve ever heard. “OH NO, THIS IS IT! THIS IS HOW I GO!” He’s rolling on the floor, clutching his stomach like he’s in the final boss battle of his life.

By level four, he’s practically pleading. “I surrender! I’m done! Game over! JUST TURN IT OFF!” His hair is flashing so brightly it could power a small city.

Malleus Draconia

Malleus approaches the simulator with a curious expression. “A device that mimics pain? Fascinating.” He straps it on with a regal air, as if this is just another strange mortal custom he’s willing to experience.

The moment it starts, though, he pauses. His eyes widen slightly, and he places a hand over his stomach. “This… is quite intense,” he admits, his voice calm but strained.

As the levels increase, his stoic expression falters, and he’s soon gripping the edge of the nearest surface. “Is this…what humans endure regularly?” he asks in disbelief. By the time it reaches full strength, he’s staring at you in awe. “You must be incredibly strong to endure this.”

The storm outside, coincidentally, seems to match his inner turmoil.

Rollo Flamme

Rollo looks at the period cramp simulator with his usual air of disdain. "I fail to see the point of this exercise," he says, folding his arms. But with a raised eyebrow from you, he sighs and reluctantly agrees. “Fine. If only to demonstrate that I can endure whatever nonsense you find amusing.”

He straps it on, looking every bit like he’s about to endure a great trial of fortitude. "Proceed," he says, as if commanding an army.

At level one, Rollo barely flinches. He keeps his usual stoic expression. "Is that all?" he asks, voice flat. But as you increase the intensity, his composure begins to crack. By level three, he’s shifting uncomfortably in his seat. His jaw tightens, but he's still maintaining his dignity—barely.

"Interesting... sensation," he mutters between clenched teeth, trying to keep his voice steady.

By level four, the calm façade is gone. Rollo’s knuckles are white from gripping the arms of the chair, and his expression is a mix of panic and fury. "This... device is an affront to decency!" he hisses, his face reddening. "Surely no one can focus through such—"

You take it up one more notch.

"TURN IT OFF THIS INSTANT!" Rollo practically yells, his voice cracking as he doubles over, utterly betrayed by his own pride. His normally regal posture is completely gone, replaced by a man clinging to survival.

When you finally switch off the simulator, he’s left panting and disheveled, glaring at you like you’ve committed a personal offense. "That... was barbaric," he wheezes, trying to regain his composure. “I’ll never question your complaints again. That was… inhumane.” He straightens his robes and avoids eye contact, the flush in his cheeks refusing to fade.

"Honestly," he mutters, still flustered, "what vile invention is this world coming to?"

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