#glarb

[littjara-mirrorlake]

he's got that Sultai Smolder

[vampiresex69]

glarb the lizard guy

[overgrown-estate]

These two need to meet up in the next visit to Bloomburrow. Perhaps Glarb already knows Archelos and that's where he runs off to. Glarb's ability works on Archelos if the latter is on the top of your library. Someone play both of them in the same deck!

[niuttuc]

Hi! I'm building King Glarb with a heavy focus on free and discounted spells so I can just keep pulling them off the top. Any cool tech you can think of?

Instead of individual cards let me think of mechanics that can allow you to cast spells for cheaper alternate costs while maintaining a higher mana value for Glarb...

Evoke, Delve, Convoke, Improvise, the strixhaven Mastery cycle, Cleave, Emerge, More Than Meets the Eye, Freerunning, and a couple more like Spectacle that don't have good cards that fit the colors and restrictions. I'd encourage to dig into those to see if you can find any gems, they're not free spells, but they're the next best thing and we quickly get through with those.

Given that you're likely playing Peregrine Drake and all its land-untapping friends, you get access to some classic combos there with Deadeye Navigator if you want.

Alternatively...

If you already have a future sight commander and are playing all the free spells you can, probably can prepare a Doomsday win of some kind, even just by casting spells, easy to figure out a stack if you have four free spells to cast to get a bit of mana and finish off with an oracle or a combo of some kind.

If that is NOT the vibe, which I understand perfectly, although free spells tend to pull things towards more combo stuff, there are other candidates...

Sadly most of the free spells aren't creatures, but with all the evoke stuff (including Subtlety and Grief), there's plenty to do with a free recursion (every turn, for Hua Tuo). In a normal deck, needing to draw the card is quite the downside, but you don't need to do that in this deck and get access to the card immediately. Sadly, neither of them are MV 4+.

Oh, and, for the road:

[almostlookedhuman]

[brsomebody]

Glarb.......🐸

*Thinking Bout You by Frank Ocean plays*

[kiralamouse]

I'm reading an explanation of the drama between Kendrick Lamar and Drake and it's possible the author only meant it for an audience of rap fans, but I ran across the sentence:

"If you don't know Pusha T, actually, yes you do: he is one half of Clipse, which had the smash hit Grindin'."

and all I could think was

[tutut2597]

obese babeh

obese babeh.

[gnarp-glarb]

I HACKED GNARP-GLARB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

IMAIGINE GETTING HACKED XDXDXD TIME TO DOX GNARP GLARB LIVES IN [REDACTED] AND LIVES IN COUNTRY [REDACTED]!A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REAL

YOUVE BEEN HACKED BY TUTUT2597 @tutut2597 follow my acc guys its soo good(its not)

gnarpglarb put the password and gmail in a box that was sent to me!!!111 dummy!!!!!!!!!

[teathattast]

Glarb kooba gar 🤣🤣🤣

[vorthosjay]

Re: is Cruelclaw really Tezzeret?

I suggest this due to some observations/story beats.

-Scars over his bad eye could be Tezzeret’s Bolas-branded tattoos on his face, “Bloomburrowed (i.e. transformed upon planeswalking to Bloomburrow)”

-“Cruelclaw” is most likely not his real name. Tezzeret has/had his etherium arm, which may have been “Bloomburrowed” into being something which got him the moniker

-We have not seen Tezzeret in a while, perhaps this is how/where he has been lying low?

-The fact that he was working for Glarb to cause planar distress calls back to his mercenary days

-Once again, he escapes accountability

Just a hunch. Thought you’d like it.

Actually, the moment I answered the ask, I clicked over to Twitter and found that we just got his card previewed. Definitely not Tezzeret! Although I'd love to see a Bloomburrow version of Tezzeret.

Note: Ral Zarek and Tezzeret have history, the confrontation at King Glarb's palace would have been a lot more important if it had been him.

[crystalmagpie447]

gleeble glorp

Gnarpgnarp

gleeble

glarb gloob neeble norp gooogoop

[almostlookedhuman]

[danco110]

“What is this!”

Glarb sighed and turned back to face the rabbit footsoldier behind him. “What is what, Corporal Kendall?”

The rabbitfolk shoved a pawful of plain carrots in the frog monarch’s face. “My rations, sir! They seem to be rather…lacking.”

“Budget constraints. Good soldiers make do.”

“Do they!” Kendall exclaimed. “Well, maybe I could make do, with some moxie. But…how am I supposed to work now, knowing the crown can’t even afford to keep me in room and board?”

Glarb’s eyes flicked upward in exasperation.

—

A shrill whistle echoed across the plain. The other rabbitfolk bounded towards the noise, where Kendall sat preparing a meal for the troops. With a laugh, he raised a decadent piece of carrot cake high in his paw.

“I think I’ve outdone myself!” exclaimed the chef. “But don’t worry, there’s plenty to go around!”

The militia oohed and aahed at the sight of such a delectable treat. Kendall saw this, and so set down the slice so he could better perform an exaggerated bow.

“Thank you, thank you! Of course, I wouldn’t dare take all the credit. The recipe is courtesy of Ms. Bumbleflower, who thankfully is far, far away from any of our patrol routes…”

Laughter shook the weeds as the soldiers took their obvious cue to laugh.

“…and the ingredients are all courtesy of His Majesty, King Glarb!”

Kendall gestured behind him where Glarb sat at the head of the supper table, clearly smoldering. This time the other rabbits burst out into raucous cheering, either oblivious or uncaring of their regent’s foul mood. Before Kendall could speak again, however, the king rose from his seat and pulled the corporal aside.

“I trust this…extortion is done?” Glarb hissed. “You and your men can fight now?”

Kendall bit back a chuckle. “With bellies this full? Not a chance! Best wait until tomorrow.”

Glarb’s eye twitched.

[It’s a shame really; I’m sure Warrenguard finds the Carrot Cake delicious, but it doesn’t act as a token to buff him. Only the rabbit it makes does!]

[7thedisasterdyke]

Eggs are such a top-tier food

like, some idiot some 30,000-odd years ago was like "ung. oofh glarb merrrrru olicky" ("hey. the chickens make too many babies") and then proceeded to eat said babies

AND THEY WERE ACTUALLY SOLIDLY NUTRITIOUS????

We as a society don't give Kharrrik the Xaveman enough credit for discovering that the chicken baby orbs were food.

[tutut2597]

do you think aalona ona ona the lona ona :)?

i more so thought of baaloneys. (nobodys gonna get this joke bro)