#glamrock freddy = dilf

[iowkey-ioki]

William afton doodling ft glamrock bonnie :3

[very-uncorrect]

Freddy is a bear in more ways than one and Bonnie is a twink

[starbunii]

HELP ME MY FNAF PHASE IS COMING BACK TO BITE ME IN THE ASS AND IM SIMPING FOR GLAMROCK FREDDY

[jaded-girl-does-art]

My Glamrock Animatronic redesigns (minus Freddy because as much as I love the dilf I couldn’t settle on a proper design for him)

Bonus info/headcanons:

- Chica is based off a silkie chicken, Roxy a maned wolf, and Monty is still an American alligator because that man is a Cajun Gator from the swamps of Louisiana in my brain

- Chica is the shortest of the glamrocks and Roxanne is surprisingly the tallest (she’s a lanky and nimble gal though), although in comparison to the average human height chica is noticeably taller than 6’0 humans

- Roxanne’s original attraction was a roller derby arena and her design was based on a grey wolf (she used to have a more tomboyish/awkward teen look, paired with roller skates, braces and a short haircut), but when she replaced Foxy her designers decided to remake her into a maned wolf as a “callback” to Foxy

- Due to this (as well as the fact she was close to Foxy) she hates being labeled as “Glamrock Roxy” in merchandise and prefers being called Roxanne

- Monty’s star motif (plus the sunglasses and neckerchief) was taken completely from Bonnie after his disappearance and Monty subsequently being forced to replace his place in the band

- Freddy adores all of them with his entire mechanical heart and considers them family, although Bonnie’s disappearance still has affected their relationships with each other and made them all become distant prior to the events of security breach

- bonus art of my Glamrock Bonnie redesign (might change him to be all white though not sure yet) and some chica doodles cause she’s my pookie wookie girlfriend

[were--ralph]

How do we feel about glamrock freddy and does he qualify as dilf + himbo

The word himbo has lost all meaning

[comicwritesstuff]

Rules and stuff

Right now there isn't really anything I won't write tbh, just give me something you want written and I'll probably do it. The only depending factor is age and like what fandom or thing you want it written about so these are the people I will write for :)

NSFW: ♤ Romantic: ♧ Platonic (just friends): ♢

dont be afraid to ask if I know something, cause I'm not putting everything I know on here, or ask for people I may have forgotten.

-Five Nights at Freddy's movie: Vanessa Shelly/Afton: ♤♧♢ Mike Schmidt: ♤♧♢ William Afton: ♤♧♢ Abby: ♢

-FNAF Security breach/fnaf in general: Glamrock Freddy: (depends)♧♢ Roxanne Wolf: ♤♧♢ Glamrock Chica: ♧♢ Montgomery Gator: ♤♧♢ Sundrop:♧♢ Moondrop:♤♧♢ Eclipse: ♤♧♢ Vanny:♤♧♢ Vanessa Security guard: ♤♧♢ Gregory: ♢ Cassie: ♢ Micheal afton: ♤♧♢

-Marvel: ♤♧♢ for any and all characters over 18, I know marvel, I will write for every character.

-The office: Kind of a dead fandom but mostly any character ♤♧♢

-Creepypastas: its been awhile since I've thought about them but tbh i'm dying to write for them so ♤♧♢ except for children n stuff, ben drowned gets an exception don't sue me.

-House M.D: Been wildly obsessed with this show lately ♤♧♢ for all characters

-Criminal Minds: ♤♧♢ for JJ, Reid, Hotch, Emily, Rossi (love me an older man), Morgan. ♧♢ for Penelope.

-Harry Potter: Call me a nerd all u want, I still love these movies so much. ♤♧♢ for most characters but for NSFW they will be older. I'll also write for dilfs like Snape or Lucius.

-Wednesday: I think Wednesday Addams is mad fine so ♤♧♢ for her, ♧♢for all other characters :)

-Spiderman Into the spider verse/beyond: ♤♧♢ for Miguel or Peter b. parker, ♧♢ for mostly anyone else.

-Trolls band together: ♤♧♢ for Velvet and Veneer only. I won't write for the trolls unless you ask really nice, or if its a human au for them. But for Velvet and Veneer im prolly gonna make them human for any fics :D

I DO NOT WRITE TROLLS X MOUNT RAGEOUS THEY HAVE TO BE THE SAME SPECIES

[is-he-a-dilf]

How about glamrock Freddy Fazbear?

Glamrock Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach: NOT a DILF

[ajthebumblebee]

You know, back in 2013, all the tumblr girlies were fawning over Benedict Cumberbatch, Onceler, Loki, a series of bastard twinks. Now that the tumblies are adults, the sexymen are Pedro Pascal, Bruno Madrigal, Glamrock Freddy.

We have entered the DILF era of sexymen, and I am here for it!

[myartsandcrafts]

Human Glamrock Freddy. Can you tell I usually don't draw men? Or hats?

His Human Name is Michael Frederick Ursa because I think it's funny and I Love Glammike.

Gregory's dad

gay

Multitalented (dances, sings, and has skill sets from when he was Mike.)

He's a retired performer. He retired to raise Gregory and is a stay-at-home dad.

Has Milf and Dilf energy. Very Gender

Short cause it's funny.

[trashbunnysblog]

Okay, now that tumblr sexy men pole is over...

How about a new pole

"Tumblr father figures"

I don't mean Dilfs, I mean characters who have a behavior normally associated with father figures and act in such way towards the protagonist, the audience or another character of either the main cast or in the background.

I have thought of some but I'm going off of the top of my head. (Also I can't make polls yet)

-Glamrock Freddy (Fnaf SB)

-Shouta Aizawa (BNHA)

-Darius (toh)

-Professor Utonium (PPG)

-Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

-Professor Kukui (Pokemon sun and moon)

-Asgore (Undertale and Deltarune)

-Professor Laventon (Pokemon Legends of Arceus)

-Hughs (Fullmetal Alchemist)

-All Might (bnha)

-Bowser (Super Mario)

This is just to name a few, if anyone wants to to reblog it with their own, feel free to do so.

[atomic-taco-muffin]

Mandy: That’s Freddy?

Kyle: Glamrock Freddy yeah

Mandy: He’s a dilf now?!

😂

[shelbybunny]

oh sure you can say glamrock freddy is a dilf all you want but as soon as i say i think roxanne wolf and glamrock chica are attractive im being crucified like christ

[fandomrecycling]

If riding this yellow bright road rollercoaster leads us to dilf glamrock Freddy then buckle me the fuck up/pos

came for philza fanart, stayed for greek guys and also apparently jesus now! tbf he does look very approachable. id skateboard with him, i think

(vaguely related, i am going to EAT your ART /pos i love it so much)

At this point I think my art is just whatever fandom I was in when I was younger. I'm seeing a pattern here. Minecraft, the Odyssey, the Bible. If the pattern continues, next up fnaf

[the-ferocious-kittyrose]

A Drunk Girl Talks FNAF Security Breach

Okay so, I was never in the FNAF fandom and I haven’t actually played any of the games since 3, but I was always interested in the lore and theories, and recently I’ve been seeing a lot of content about FNAF Security Breach and it sorta reignited my interest in the series.

I watched play throughs and newer lore recap vids to catch up (wow this shit got weird) so I would be able to understand Security Breach, and tbh, I can’t say it helped much, because this story is weird.

Keep in mind I haven’t actually played the game, this is all based on play throughs and lore vids on yt, so I ain’t gonna talk about stuff like game play (though it looks buggy and unfinished) I’m mostly just gonna talk about some aspects of the story.

Keep in mind, I am not a writer, I’m a little wine drunk rn, and this is all my opinion. I ain’t trying to start any shit.

Vanny

The main problem I have with the story is Vanny/Vanessa and her motives, mainly her connection to William Afton. Afton’s story came to a satisfying end in FNAF 6, you don’t need to keep bringing him back (the whole glitchtrap thing is pretty weak).

I think it would be interesting if Vanny was just one of those girls who’s way too into true crime and serial killers, and after reading about Afton, she became obsessed with him. Sorta a parody of all the purple guy simps on the internet.

Vanessa believed that Afton was a misunderstood genius who was cut down in his prime, so she decided she would continue his murderous legacy. She got a job as a security guard at the Mega Pizza Plex, dawned a creepy rabbit costume, and lured children away to their deaths.

She also used her experience as a software programmer to create a virus she could use to manipulate the security system and the animatronics, making it easier for her to carry out her crimes without getting caught.

Idk I feel like I would’ve preferred that to the motive we got. It doesn’t have to be explicitly spelled out either, just small details/easter eggs. Maybe some sorta mini side quests where you find a key that unlocks a locker in the employee area that’s filled with old school fnaf stuff and creepy love letters to Afton. Stuff like that.

I also wish she was in the game more. In her bunny suit, I mean. I clarify that because normal Vanessa isn’t scary in the slightest, just cringy. Not shiting on her VA, but her voice has mega Karen energy.

Gregory

I know Gregory is a kid, but god this kid is annoying. His voice is whiny and irritating (again, not shiting on the VA it’s just my opinion) and the little personality he has is just... not great. It’s possible to make likable kid protagonists, hard but possible.

Nothing Gregory does makes sense. Why was he in Freddy’s stomach at the beginning? We can guess that he was hiding from Vanny/Vanessa, but why did he think that was a good hiding place? And also, Why was he scared of Vanessa? It’s obvious to the player that Vanessa=Vanny, but Gregory doesn’t know that, he just thinks she’s after him and assumes she’s dangerous for no real reason.

I would’ve preferred if Freddy found Gregory hiding in his greenroom after waking up and Gregory is all freaked out saying there was creepy rabbit lady with a knife following him and he had to find somewhere to hide. Freddy tries to help by contacting the security office but is unsuccessful, so he tells Gregory he will escort him to the security office personally.

On the way, Vanny can be seen lurking in the background stalking them through the pizza plex.

Then when they do meet Vanessa, she’s asleep in the office, she casually tells Freddy she’ll take Gregory off his hands and call his parents. Once Freddy’s gone she changes and gets all creepy, she pulls out her bunny mask and Gregory realizes she is the one he’s been running from and a chase ensues and she continues to hunt him through the night.

Animatronics

I really like the animatronics in this game! The new designs for Freddy and Chica are awesome and Roxy and Monty are great new additions!

I also like that we seem to be moving on from the animatronics being haunted to just being insanely advanced AI. I feel like that’s a nice new step.

The thing is, the fact that the Animatronics are so likable kinda works to the game’s detriment, because you have no choice but to destroy most of them.

I think I would’ve been awesome if we at least had the choice to reboot the animatronics and have them help you out. Each of them has different abilities and can access different areas.

Also riding in Freddy is more trouble than it’s worth, he runs out of battery so quick and the mechanic to summon him is so glitchy.

[imjustlovinlivin]

I love how the fandom has agreed that Glamrock Freddy is a certified dilf

[qkmlh]

Y’all will take one look at this big lug of 80’s neon glam pop themed animatronic bear who’s protective and caring of this small sassy and full of unbridled rage tired child and say he’s dad sized—

And by y’all I mean me