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WOOF.
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#my digital footprint is so bad my fbi agent early retired#give me that senior citizen#barkbarkwoof#all 12 fingers
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WHAT was this so cute for.
#HEAD IN MY HANDS#you know it's over when they have the Senior Seal of Approval#over for me that is#genshin spoilers#genshin impact spoilers#natlan spoilers#il capitano#genshin#this was one line away from 'what a helpful young man'#(the man is centuries old but remember young man is a state of perception)#i need him#on my account. carnally. and everything else too.#'mr. capitano' sent me#and the cute little way he caught himself before automatically almost giving his harbinger title to a random citizen#feral on this stormy night#FERAL.#ray's records#moe moe capitano
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this is such a funny achievement badge i just got because uh
well youre not wrong. but im uh.
IM WELL OVER 100 POSTS, BUDDY.....
#this blog has existed since 2011. what i need is a senior citizen tumblr user badge. or a pension. i think i deserve a pension#old friends senior blog sanctuary badge or some shit. tumblr just take this idea and give it to me#dootdootdoot
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August: Day 25
Adventures
Spent way too long at the library
Checked out a book that was so old and hadn't been checked out for so long that it was no longer in the library's computer system
Enjoyed an hour of silence at home resting in the peace of the wind outside and the sunlight and shadows of trees flickering on the floor
Read poetry under a tree in the sunset
Writing
Read part of Ruta Sepetys' book on writing
Wrestled with the desire to write a personal, meaningful novel while having no idea what project could fill that need
#adventures in writing#the old book was a lovely old volume of james whitcomb riley's poetry#i loved 'when the frost is on the punkin' in middle school and paging through the book i thought it was perfect for august#i have no idea when the library obtained it#but the copyright page said nothing but 'copyright 1892 by james w riley'#the self-checkout didn't recognize it#and the librarian explained that books will fall out of the system if they're un-checked-out for long enough#which filled me with a secret delight#i was rescuing the poor lonely unloved old book#giving a senior citizen a new chance at life#reading it in the sunset makes me wonder if i could ask the library to sell it to me#they clearly don't need it#and it's such a lovely volume#there's something about reading such an old edition of the book that puts the poems in their proper environment#you can feel the world he was writing about because you're holding a piece of it in your hands#and i just like his poetry#it's sensible poetry if there can be such a thing#not making grand metaphors about nature and the deeper human condition#but just 'there was sunlight on the crick. and a tree. and some butterflies. it was nice.'#plus the country perspective and working-class characters#it's down to earth and homespun and simple and grounded and in love with all the common things of life#and so much of the landscape is so familiar so there's the extra sense of connection#sure some of it gets a bit trite but it's so unpretentious that you can't mind the occasional misstep#and occasionally there's one where the impeccable sense of rhythm he showed in the first poem i loved sneaks up on me and sweeps me away#anyway it was nice it was a good day god is good
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#lineko.txt#i know ppl can do what they want but#when ppl draw characters that are confirmed to be senior citizens as young pretty people i'm like#get out of my house you're so wrong#yes this is about walter and carla#give me the gilfs#do you know how badass carla is to be like in her 70s piloting a fuck you eat missiles for lunch build i love her so fucking much#FULL COURSE OF MISSILES
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So I made something ...
#hate how Aof and fans make Earth seem old#when he's not even 30!!!#use older actors if you want to make it so#also even if Jim was actually meant to be close to 40#HE'S NOT A SENIOR CITIZEN#pls give me shows with queer people over 60#but don't treat people around or over 30 as if they're OLD™#still headcanon that Jim exaggerated his age and is actually 34#even if it's meant as a joke I HATE it#bc Earth gets treated as if he's so much older than he actually is all the time#ppl behaving as if m/l/c did so well on different gay generations#while the oldest isn't even 40#and still gets treated as if he's close to the grave#so yeah not a joke if this view on Earth prevents him from actually getting better roles#it's actually harmful#personal#rant#needed to be said#now overthink your perception of age in this industry and in those stories
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Me when long-haired Lilia
#straight up DIES#HES SO#HES JUST SO#coconut giving me the side eye and sending the “so there's this senior citizen” meme fr 😭#keeping an eye on the lilia antis trying to become his stans‼️ /j#one of us /j#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia
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Just went on facebook to check on some items I'm selling (basically the only time I use that cursed website) and this post I wrote 10 years ago came up in my fb memories. *sigh* Times don't change, except now I rant about all the horrible shit Russia is doing to Ukraine on tumblr instead of fb.
#I've been super interested in Ukraine since Euromaidan and my interest has not waned at all these past 10 years#I'm not even Ukrainian or have family from there#(my family mostly came from Hungary/Serbia)#but I still think the Ukrainian fight for democracy is important#can't believe I was a senior in high school when Euromaidan was occurring#I had so much hope once Yanukovich was ousted/fled#then the first invasion of Ukraine (Crimea/Donbas/Luhansk) occurred after the 2014 winter Olympics and my heart just fucking sank#for Ukraine and all the citizens who died or were displaced#I remember when certain people were trying to convince the world that Russia's 1st invasion of Ukraine was actually a civil war between#Russian speaking/oriented Ukrainians and Ukrainian speaking/Western oriented Ukrainians#🤡🤡🤡🤡#give me a fucking break#it breaks my heart Ukraine was invaded for a 2nd time and that Western support for Ukraine is waning#I pray with all my heart that Ukraine comes out of all this stronger and that they kick Russia out#fuck tankies who say the past 10 years has been a war between the so-called imperial west/NATO#and Russia who waa betrayed by the West#sorry for the long rant#this is just something I really care about#kvietka rambles
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OH SHIT
#crunchposts#tumplr give me a badge give me a senior citizen discount#WAIT I MADE THIS BLOG WHEN I WAS 11?????????#😭
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Oh, Lawdy. Ya girl is 28 today—when do I get to start using my senior citizen discount at restaurants?
#birthday girl#who let me become an adult so quickly?#Where did my 20s go?#senior citizen crossing#give me my discount#yay 🥳
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making a vet appt for the cats is a nightmare bc its usually multiple cats at once and theres four i have to keep track of so theyre like ok whos this for :) and i have to sit there for a couple seconds cycling through names and whos due for a vaccine or check up or whatever
#i do not own four cats#i own two cats and the other two are my little brother and moms cats#so i make appointments for everyone bc me and my mom are like technically co owners or something?#everyones under the same account lol#this one time i was at the counter like ok. i need to make an appt for cat one#and as we were finishing cat 1 i was like WAIT. i need to make an appt for cat 2......#and as we were finishing cat 2 i was like i swear there was something else......oh yeah appt for cat three#and as i was making an appt for each cat i was like i THINK this one needs so and so vaccine#but i honestly cant remember#its horrendous making appts#they always laugh when i give the cat names#theres concrete. bones. sir tom patrick (the third). leia. sweet leia the only one with a normal name#jokes on you tho her unofficial full name is leia skywalker [last name]#toms (the third) is also unofficial#concrete has a ridiculously long name that basically translates to some of the dwarves names from snow white#but in spanish#you cant pay me to spell it#i cant even pronounce it#bones my beloved she is no longer skin and bones (how she got her name)#but her nickname is in fact vons is value#bc bones sometimes sounds like vons if u say it in a spanish way#other names affectionately given are senior citizen and grandma#anyways#i just constantly have a background tab open in my head and its just like reminder: make vet appts :)#and its always open and theres always something there#michi tag#anyways yt nearly nuked me bc of adblock again#i think i dodged it tho. i better bc ive been playing the fairy tail zero opening on repeat since monday and ill be so mad if i cant anymore
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points and shrieks like insane monkey
i need to draw this as linda and henry IMMEDIATELY
#idk shit abt this movie#but all i see is a hot woman and a pathetic man#so basically linda and henry#i love them sm my silly meows#also drawing this will give me a chance to be crazy abt them#also side note but why is henry so fucking fine#like sheeeesh i need to stop sexualizing this senior citizen 😔#….#if you think i’m tagging in this ur insane….#erm…#txt#kazbles#🫶
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Worship Something. Eddie Munson x fem reader. *SMUT*
Summary: Eddie has been thinking about being in bed with his girlfriend. Once she gets home, he does exactly that.
Word Count: 5.1k
TW: So much filth. A lot of oral sex (fem! receiving), daddy kink, Eddie refers to reader as "bunny" throughout, panty fetish?, fingering, vibrator use, bit of ass play, overstimulation, little bit of nipple play, squirting, safe word use, praising throughout, unprotected sex, very quick mention of blood (nothing serious).
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Eddie couldn’t get her out of his mind.
The way she looked. The way she smelled. The way she sounded when she was seconds away from exploding on his tongue. The way she tasted.
All afternoon his cock was strained in his sweatpants thinking about being suffocated in between his girlfriend’s thighs. Eddie drove to her apartment mid morning, thankful it was one of his days off and waited for her to come home.
Time seemed to be moving slower the more he thought about her being bare naked on the bed while he serviced her all night.
He really tried to not think about it, but it had been too long since it was just about her.
Eddie could hear her keys jingle from the other side of the door, his body perking up as he sat up straight on the couch. He watched her walk through the door, keys in one hand and her purse slung over her shoulder.
“Hi, Teddy.” Her face lights up as she lays eyes on him for the first time all day. “I was hoping you were going to be here waiting for me.” She throws her keys on the counter along with her purse and treks to the couch with Eddie.
“How was work, sweet cheeks?” His smile was mischievous as much as he tried to hide it. He pets his lap, offering her a seat to sit on.
She undoes the scrunchie in her hair, letting her hair fall naturally before straddling his lap and kissing his cheek.
“It was busy. Dean ‘forgot to mention’ that the senior citizens were coming for an early bird dinner special today and then he conveniently disappeared into his office for almost 2 hours.” She rolls her eyes, her fingers finding the end of Eddie’s hair and twirling the ends around. “An old man hit on me.” She pouts her bottom lip out.
Eddie can’t help but laugh as she pouts. “I’m going to lose you to an old wrinkly man? Damn that’s cold baby.”
“Absolutely not.” She fake gags dramatically. “He kept calling me doll and kept staring at my ass. And to top it off, he left me a 36 cent tip.”
Eddie’s hands stroke up and down both of her thighs as he gives her a sympathetic look. “Aww, I’m sorry babe. I have a good idea on how I could make your night better.”
She could see right through him, she knew that his idea had both of them naked and in her bed. “Oh? Why don’t you tell me your idea.”
“We go into your room, I strip you down out of those stuffy clothes and give you a nice little massage.” Eddie slipped right into his dungeon master voice as he spoke to her.
“A massage sounds nice.” She smiles warmly at him, cupping his face in her hands and kissing him delicately. She could feel the heavy weight of his cock against her inner thigh as she scooted closer to his body.
Eddie’s hand travels up her back to the back of her neck, playing with the hair at the nape of her neck.
Her body shivers against him as she feels the band of his rings on her skin. She smiles into the kiss, giggling softly.
“What’s so funny?” Eddie smirks at her. His other hand firmly cups her ass and gives it a small squeeze.
“Nothing. You just gave me goosebumps.” She beams at him.
Eddie’s hand snakes across the front of her neck and up to her cheek, holding her face while he starts to press kisses to the side of her neck.
She flutters her eyes closed at the feeling of his lips on her skin, letting her head fall into his hand so he can have more access to her neck. “Eddie.” She hums quietly.
“Yeah, baby?” He whispers in her ear, kissing behind her lobe. “What do you need?”
“I need you.”
Eddie picks his head up from between her neck and looks at her with hunger in his eyes. “Say no more, sweetheart. Let’s go.” He firmly smacks her ass, earning a giggle from her.
She untangles herself from Eddie, grabbing his hand and leading him to her room. “I’m going to take a shower first. Do you want to join me?”
“Just lay in bed, baby.” Eddie says, knowing he wouldn’t have the patience to wait for her and there was no way he was going to be able to eat her out for hours in the shower.
She raises her eyebrows at him. “Eddie, I worked an eight hour shift today. I haven’t showered since this morning.”
“And?” He shrugs his shoulders. “You’re going to get sweaty anyway.” He smirks.
“You’re disgusting, you know that?” She laughs as Eddie envelops her, placing her in the middle of the bed.
Eddie climbs in the bed on top of her, unbuttoning her black top pushing the fabric away from the cups of her bra. “Are you going to let daddy take care of you, baby?” His large hand cupping her boob.
His words went straight to her pussy, making it flutter. She whines at him, pulling at the waistband of his sweatpants.
“Ah.” He pushes her hand away. “I’m taking care of you, bunny. I’ve been dying to be tongue deep inside you all goddamn day. Lift your butt up for me.” He instructs, tapping her ass lightly.
She listens and lifts her hips up off the bed, helping Eddie slide her pants off her thighs and down her legs, smiling as Eddie throws them to the floor.
His fingers go under the waistband of her panties, playing with the small bow that was in the middle. “Been thinking about eating me out all day, huh? You like playing with me that much, daddy?”
Eddie groans softly hearing her call him daddy, more blood pumping down to his dick that was leaking precum no question. “Baby I’d happily die eating this pretty pussy out.” He slides down in between her legs, his fingers touching the fabric of her panties to tease her.
She happily hums feeling him touch her, she looks down to watch his every move as he plays with her. She loved seeing how focused he was while he ate her out, only having two things on his mind: making her cum and making her feel good when she cums.
He licks at the dark colored fabric, getting a teasing taste of what was on the other side.
She had the slightest wet spot right where her slit is, already soaking her underwear.
Eddie pushes her thigh down on the bed lightly, holding it down to prevent her from closing around his head. He could cum in his sweats seeing the mound of her pussy poking out from behind her panties, only her slit being covered. “Your panties barely cover your pussy.” He smirks up at her, licking his lips. “It’s like playing peekaboo.”
She giggles from behind her hand, her cheeks growing hot from embarrassment. “Shut up.”
He lightly spanks her pussy, groaning as he sees her thighs jiggle. “Watch that cute little mouth of yours.” Eddie pulls her panties back, revealing the puffy lips to him and the glistening clit that was calling for him. “Hold these out of my way for me, bunny.”
She pulls her panties back for him, gasping loudly as she feels the first lick from his tongue. Her hips stutter, pressing her pussy closer to his face.
Eddie doesn’t stay in between her thighs long before he takes her panties back from her and covers it back up. He crawls up her body and kisses her stomach before bending back down over her pussy and rubbing her damp panties really wanting to tease her.
“Eddie.” She whines, touching his clothed back.
“Shh, bun. Gotta take my time with her.” His lips connect to her inner thigh, nipping at the plump flesh. He rubs her clit through her panties, feeling the spot grow against his fingertips. Eddie carefully peels them back again, sticking his pointer finger in his mouth to get it wet and tapping it against her clit.
“Ah!” She whines loudly, shutting her legs around him.
Eddie pushes it back down by her knee, glaring at her. “Keep your legs open for me baby. I need to see her.”
“Sorry.” She whispers out.
Eddie sticks his finger back in his mouth and goes back to tapping her clit lightly, groaning as he feels the smooth slick against the pad of his finger. He slides his finger down and into her hole, teasing the tight entrance. “So tight, bunny. I don’t know how you manage to take my cock. You can barely take my finger.”
She cries softly as he stretches her out. “Feels good, daddy. Keep going please?”
His other hand comes around and rubs her clit, continuing to pump his finger in and out. “Want two of them?”
“Yes!” She sighs out, opening her legs more to help fit another finger in.
Eddie sides his middle finger in, her muscle swallowing it in until he’s knuckle deep. “Good girl, bunny.” He whispers as he stretches her outs.
The room fills with the sound of her wet slick and her moaning, the sounds making the head of his cock tingle.
He slowly draws his fingers back and fixes her panties back as he goes to kiss her lips. “Doing so good so far. Can I keep going?”
“Fuck, please?” She grips the sleeve of his shirt before running her hand down his arm.
Eddie bends back down this time using his mouth to kiss at her pussy lips, sucking at the soaking wet fabric.
“Eddie!” She whines in embarrassment, hiding her face in the crook of her arm.
“It’s okay bunny. Don’t be embarrassed.” He whispers, rubbing her inner thigh soothingly.
She feels his lips go back to her panties, teasing her clit with sloppy kisses and a prodding tongue. Her whole body was on fire the longer he teased her, needing him to finally dive in and eat her out. Her hips wiggle all over the mattress, trying to get as close to Eddie as possible. “I need it so bad.”
Eddie chuckles, rubbing the outer lips of her pussy. “Need it bad? Need it so bad?” He mocks her, smirking at her. “I think you deserve some more.” He finally hooks his fingers under the waistband of her panties and slides them down her legs. “She’s a beaut.”
Her boobs jiggle slightly as she laughs at Eddie, the way he talked about her pussy like it was a real object made her laugh every time.
Eddie contorts his body to hover his head over her pussy, the rest of his body next to her on the bed. He dribbles spit onto her clit, patting her wet clit with his open palm.
“Ah, fuck!” She gasps, squeezing her thighs together.
Eddie tsks, gripping her knee and forcing her knees apart. He wastes no time burying his entire face in between her pussy lips, immediately sucking the pink button.
“Oh fuck!” She sighs breathlessly, her hand keeping him where he is. She was already feeling dangerously close to her first orgasm of the night, and in the back of her mind she knew she was nowhere near done.
Eddie sucks and licks at her clit furiously, moaning against her folds the tighter she held onto his hair.
“Daddy please. That feels so good.” She breathes out, writhing her body around, needing to feel closer to him. “Please.”
Eddie’s finger teases her entrance again, sliding it in with ease.
Tingles spread through her clit, feeling a flood of wetness spread onto Eddie’s fingers. “I wanna cum so bad, please.” She could no longer control her moans, the sounds coming out as hoarse sobs.
He desperately sucks at her clit, shaking his head back and forth, wanting to get her to her first orgasm. He could feel precum leak onto the front of his pants, he would be lucky if he didn’t cum in his pants by the end of the night.
“Please don’t stop, daddy! You’re going to make me cum! Keep doing that please!” She sobs out, pulling the frizzy hair at the back of his head in desperation.
He growls against her velvety walls, a wave of adrenaline running through his veins the closer she got. He knew her body queues when she was close, and he knew she was hanging on by a thread.
“I’m going to cum! I’m going to cum! Please let me cum, fuck!” Her thighs close around Eddie’s head as she feels her clit twitch against his lips and her muscles contracting around his finger. Her head lulls to the side breathing shakily as Eddie continues to lick at her.
She pushes through the slight overstimulation, feeling her body relax into the mattress.
Eddie keeps lapping at her, practically making out with her clit.
“Okay! Okay, no more.” She pushes his head away, her body stuttering. “Fuck.” She exhales, grabbing the back of his shirt to pull him toward her.
His lips were a bit swollen and glistening with her cum as he leans down to kiss her lips.
She pulls him in to press against her body, needing him close to her. She whines against his lips at the taste of herself, poking her tongue against his bottom lip wanting to play with his tongue.
Eddie’s fingers stealthily crawl back to her still recovering pussy, tapping her clit again.
“Fuck!” She pulls back from his lips, sinking her nails in his arm. She sobs out a whine, trying to run away from his hand and close her legs.
“No, no, no you need to stay, bunny. Keep your legs open for me, I need to get something really quick.” He gets up from the bed and walks over to her dresser, rummaging through it.
She can’t help but slip her own fingers down to her clit, absentmindedly playing with herself while she waits for Eddie to come back.
He turns back around, slipping his sweatpants down his legs and kicking them off. “Jesus.” He mutters, pumping his cock with his hand. “Hard as a rock.”
“I can help with that, you know.” She slides up onto her elbows, staring at the glistening head of his cock, her mouth practically watering at the sight.
“Different night, baby. ‘M still not done with you.” Eddie throws something toward her, it landing in the bed with a bounce.
Eddie was not intimidated in the slightest by the toys. The first time toys were introduced, Eddie asked her to use her vibrator on his cock and it was easily one of the most mind blowing orgasms he had ever had.
She looks down and grabs the silver vibrator off the bed. “You’re trying to kill me?” She looks up at him with wide eyes. “I’m already sensitive.”
Eddie lifts his shirt up over his head, throwing it to the floor. “Not trying to kill you bunny.” He smiles, getting back on the bed with her. “Just want to make you feel good. I want to take your mind off work and how long your day was.”
She hands him the toy, kissing the tip of his nose softly. “Been a long time since you’ve ruined me.” She smirks at him.
“Long overdue if you ask me. You know the safeword if you need me to stop.” Eddie gets back onto his knees on the mattress, turning the black dial on the bottom to turn it on.
The low sound of the vibration fills the room, already making her clit flutter in anticipation.
“Legs open, bunny.” He taps her inner thigh, pushing her knee away from the other. Eddie runs the toy along her puffy lips, making her body wiggle. The tip of the toy spreads her slick along her slit, her entire mound sparkling with wetness.
She whines softly, lifting her hips up off the mattress. “Put it in?” The statement coming off as more of a begging whine.
Eddie brings the tip from her clit down to her entrance, sliding in easily. “Oh bunny, I think you’re all stretched out. Feel how easy that went in?”
A string of half moans come from her mouth, the sensation of the vibrations being inside of her feeling strange to her.
“I’m going to put you on your side. Just trust me, okay?”
She nods her head, letting Eddie turn her to her side, the toy still buried in her hole buzzing on what she would assume was medium. Her ass is propped up slightly, Eddie smacking the supple skin.
He dips his pointer finger into the wetness of her clit, lubing it up to massage her tight hole, something they have only mildly experimented with a handful of times.
“Oh!” She moans out, her hand flying behind her to grab his arm. “Sorry. Sorry, just surprised me.”
“It’s okay, bun. You want me to keep going or you want me to stop? I wanted to stretch you enough to put a finger in. You think you can handle it?”
“Y-yeah, yeah. Just go slow?”
He presses a kiss to one side of her ass. “Of course baby. Nice and slow.” He spits onto her hole and rubs at it softly and slowly. “Relax it just a little bit for me, bunny.” He says in a soothing voice.
She unclenches herself the best she can, moaning when she feels the slight pressure of his finger begin to push in. “Fuck.” She gasps, reaching her arm down to press the vibrator inside her further, trying to distract herself from the stinging feeling.
“Good job, bunny. Almost half of my finger is in you.” He continues to press kisses to her skin until his whole finger is inside. “There we go. Look at that, both of those cute little holes are filled. Are you feeling good, bunny? Is your daddy making you feel good?”
“Yes, daddy.” She moans out, her eyes rolling in the back of her head. She continues to move the vibrator in and out of herself. Her mind was spinning as both the toy and Eddie’s finger fuck both her holes.
Eddie’s hand slides in between her stomach and the mattress, shifting her body so he can reach her clit, rubbing it slowly.
“Fuck, Eddie!” She whines into the mattress. Her lower half jerks against him, tears stinging her eyes.
“I want you to cum again for me baby. Give me a second one, bunny.” He kisses her back lovingly. “I’ll give you my cock all night if you cum for daddy. You want my cock, baby?”
“P-please! Wa-want your cock.”
“My girl is doing so good with all her holes full.” He whispers in her ear.
She nods her head at his praise, her body convulsing against him. She isn’t given much warning before her clit begins to tingle and her walls contract again, cumming for the second time. “Oh my god!” Her body sinks to the mattress, trapping Eddie’s hand.
“Snuck up on you, bunny. Keep riding it out, let me know when you’re all done.”
The tears that filled her eyes during the buildup now fall down her cheeks. “C-can’t anymore, Eddie. Take the vibrator out.”
Eddie slides the toy out of her, dropping it to the bed. “Is that better? Let me take my finger out right here okay? I’m going to go nice and slow.” Very slowly, Eddie pulls his finger out of her other hole, kissing her skin over and over until he’s fully out. He massages her for a few seconds before helping her lay her stomach down fully. “That’s a girl.” He runs his fingers up and down her spine lightly.
She whines each time her pussy contracts around nothing, turning her head to the side and looking at Eddie with cloudy vision. “You’re the devil.” She grumbles to him.
Eddie smiles, wiping the tears from her cheeks. “The devil needs to worship something unholy right?”
She giggles at his joke, rolling over onto her back. Her hand touches his thigh, her pointer finger circling the skeleton head tattoo on it. “Still not done with me?”
“Oh far from done my little bunny rabbit.” He leans down to kiss her lips, his hand groping one of her boobs while he makes out with her. “Can you handle two more?”
“Yes daddy.” She spreads her legs open, feeling Eddie kiss from her collarbone down and over to her left boob, his lips wrapping around her nipple and sucking it lightly. She presses herself against him, needing to be closer to him somehow. “More, daddy.” She whispers.
Eddie softly bites at her nipple, making her squeak out loud. “My baby likes a little bit of pain, don’t you?” He smiles up at her. “Like how that stings?”
“Yes, daddy.” She moans.
Eddie continues pressing kisses down her body until he lands in between her legs, his kisses spreading across her inner thighs and his teeth nipping her supple skin.
She snaps her thighs closed around his head, whining loudly.
He wraps his arms around her thighs, pulling them in closer around his head. His tongue licks a long stripe up her slit, tasting the wetness that was leaking out of her from the last hour. He buries his tongue deep inside her walls, tongue fucking her quickly.
She weaves her fingers in his hair, forcing his tongue inside her further. “Please.” She didn’t know what she was begging for anymore. Another orgasm was going to leave her brain dead.
Eddie lets go of one of her thighs, patting around the mattress for the toy that was still vibrating. He finds her other hand and slips it into her hand, moving it to her clit.
She cries from up above at the vibrations against her swollen button. “I c-can’t!” Her body jerks. “It’s too much, fuck!” She presses the toy against herself harder, desperate for another orgasm.
Eddie takes his tongue out, looking up at her with his round eyes. “Say the safeword and you can take the toy off. But I don’t think you want to say it, bunny.”
She shakes her head, moving the toy in small circles. “Keep going.” She begs. “I can feel it already.” She shakily gasps, thighs trembling.
She’s only felt this tingling a few times that was deep inside her walls, Eddie bringing her to this outcome.
He buries his tongue back in her, slurping the juices from her obscenely. He can’t help but to bury his fingers inside her, quickly fucking her with his two middle fingers.
“Oh fuck! I-,” the rest of her words are lost in whining sobs. Her hand trembles as she tries to keep circling her clit.
Eddie knew what was coming, and he couldn’t suppress the smile on his face as he felt his fingers get pushed out of her slowly. “Don’t hold it back, bunny. Remember what I told you, just push it out.”
More tears start to roll down her cheeks, not being able to hold them back. “E-Eddie, I-,” She drops the vibrator to the side, just letting Eddie finger her.
“I know baby, I know. It’s okay, daddy’s right here.” He coos at her. “It’s right there, I can feel it.”
The rubber band snaps inside her, her thighs and Eddie’s forearm catching most of the spray. Eddie rubs her clit, making sure she got every last bit out. “Good girl. You did so good.”
“Tu-tulip.” She cries, pushing his arm away from her clit.
Eddie carefully pulls his fingers out of her, laying his body on top of hers, knowing she calmed down quicker when she felt his body weight on hers. “Good girl.” He whispers in her ear, kissing her shoulder. “Proud of you for using your words.”
She rests her forehead on his shoulder, wrapping her arms around his back to hold him even closer. What felt like aftershocks inside her walls make her shake against him.
As worn out as her body was, she couldn’t help but think about Eddie’s cock poking against her thigh. “Put it in, daddy.” She whispers, reaching her hand down to pump his cock.
“Fuck.” Eddie moans out, his eyes rolling in the back of his head. His thoughts all left his mind the second he felt her hand wrap around the middle of his shaft, relieved to feel some sort of pleasure. Eddie shakes his head, trying to turn the lightbulb back on in his mind. “You sure baby? You aren’t hurting?”
“I’m okay daddy. I want you in me.” She presses a kiss to his shoulder. “Want you to cum in me.”
Eddie groans at hearing her confess what she wanted, something that got both of them going. “We are a match made in heaven, bunny.” He smiles, getting up onto his knees in between her legs and lines himself to her entrance, pushing the head of his cock in slowly.
She leans her head back, moaning loudly as he stretches her out. “So thick.” She sighs, a smile on her face.
Eddie smiles down at her as he grabs her legs, placing them on his shoulders to get in deeper. “And I thought I stretched you out enough.” His fingers dig into her thighs as he slowly thrusts into her. “Can’t give it to you fast, bunny. I’m not going to last long. You feel so good.”
“It’s okay, daddy. Just want you to be in me.” She whispers softly. “It feels so good to have you in me finally.” She slowly rocks her hips, meeting his thrusts.
Eddie’s brown eyes screw close tightly, his balls already feeling tight. He was truly fighting for his life to not cum inside her this embarrassingly fast.
“I wanna see your eyes, daddy. Look at me please.” The begging tone in her voice sent a shiver down his spine, goosebumps spreading across his ivory skin. Her nails rake down his arm lightly.
He looks down at her, desperation in them. “And you called me the devil.” He smirks, caging her between his hands on the mattress next to her head. The tip of his cock hitting the back of her pussy, making her sink her nails in his skin. “You going to cum for me one more time, bunny? Hmm, cum on my cock?”
“Yes, daddy.” Her voice rasps, her walls already fluttering around his cock, making him groan from deep in his throat. “Touch me.” She whispers softly, blinking up at him with those big doe eyes.
Eddie sinks his middle and ring finger in between her lips, watching as she sucks his fingers to soak them. He slowly draws them back, bringing them down to circle her clit again.
She half sobs and whines as he touches her clit, the little button sore and overworked. She stretches her head up to reach his lips, kissing him deeply while slipping her tongue into his mouth.
The steady rhythm of his hips thrusting into her was long gone, his movements turning sloppy and quick. His lips leave hers first, pulling out of her.
She whines at the loss of him, trying to pull him back to her. “No.”
“Just hold on, bunny.” He lays behind her, pressing his chest to her back. His ringed hand grasps her thigh, lifting it up while he uses his other hand to guide himself back in her. “Shit.” He growls in her ear, going back to circling her clit.
She reaches behind her to hold onto his forearm, whining loudly as he starts to fuck her again. “Fuck, right there daddy. Please don’t stop.” His tip nudges at the back of her pussy at just the right angle, making her tingle again and her body start to jolt.
“That the right spot, bunny?” Eddie whispers in her ear, his breath hot on the shell of it. “You’re going to squirt again aren’t you?” The smirk on his face was clear in his tone. “C’mon baby, lemme have it.”
She shuts her eyes, grabbing his wrist while Eddie rubs her clit to keep him in place. “C-cumming! Oh fuck!” She sobs as she feels her cum splash out of her and onto Eddie’s thighs and cock.
“Good girl. Good girl cumming for daddy.” He coos, kissing her ear. “Just gotta take my cum, bunny. Do that for me, okay? I’m so close.”
She nods her head, completely fucked out and exhausted. Her body is limp as he holds her close. All she can manage is small, pathetic moans the quicker he fucks her, no more thoughts were in her brain.
His fingers dig into the pillowy skin of her thighs as he feels his own orgasm wash over him, hot ropes of cum shooting deep into her walls. He bites his bottom lip, no doubt making it bleed from how hard he sinks his teeth into the flesh. Eddie slows his hips, keeping himself buried inside her until he could breathe again.
She lowers her leg back onto the bed slowly, fighting the urge to close her heavy eyelids and fall asleep in Eddie’s arms. She feels his hand slide up to her hip, circling her soft skin. “How are you feeling, daddy?” She says softly, turning her head to look at him.
“So good, baby. You did so good for me.” He reaches for her face to kiss her. “I’m going to pull out, okay? Just take a deep breath.”
She winces at the loss of his cock inside her, her walls aching already. She rolls onto her side, wanting to face him so she could touch him, something she always loved doing after they fucked. Her fingers touch the stubble starting to grow out on his chin, smiling to herself.
Eddie’s hand rests on her lower back, his fingertips drawing little pictures on the skin. “How are you feeling baby? I didn’t do too much?”
“No, baby. I’m good.” She smiles at him sweetly. “Got me exhausted, but I loved every minute of you touching me. Always love how you know exactly the right places.” She scoots closer to him, resting her head in his chest.
Eddie wraps his arm around her tightly, kissing the top of her head over and over. “I’m going to give you 10 minutes to rest, then we gotta clean you up, okay?”
She nods her head, smiling happily to herself. “Will you come take a bath with me?”
“Of course, baby. Whatever you need.”
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BAKUGOU KATSUKI ✰ 6:34
do u want to celebrate your bday, mr. great explosion murder god dynamight
Bakugou stared at your message for a while. He sits by his study desk, supposedly taking a break from his homework. His brows are contorted to one of contemplation, a pout on his lips as he types in his reply—rather quickly, too.
hell no
(ꃋᴖꃋ)
He shook his head. Bakugou turns off his phone and sets it to the side.
If anything, he hates and genuinely gets upset with surprises, especially when celebrating his birthday. He doesn’t get it; why people celebrate another year closer to death. When he was younger, he remembered loving the attention, the gifts, and the praise.
But now that he’s older, he’d much rather just spend time by himself. Maybe cook himself a dish or two to celebrate, but that’s it. He doesn’t need anything grand—not anymore, at the very least.
Then again, why would you be asking him a question like that as if you weren’t on the other side of Japan? He thinks it’s childish; besides, celebrating his birthday is a complete waste of time. He’s a hero-in-training, and so are you, so he’d rather use that time of celebration to either train or study (and he has the audacity to call other people nerds).
Bakugou decides to go to school earlier than normal because he doesn’t want to give those idiots (his classmates) time to even prepare for a surprise party (yes, Kaminari’s horrible at whispering and keeping secrets) for him in the dorms (and also the classroom; it just slipped from the tip of Kirishima’s tongue).
A hand holds onto his shoulder, and by instinct, he moves away from the contact and turns to the person with a scowl. If he weren’t alert, he would’ve blown said person to bits, and yet the moment he hears that familiar laugh, all raised defenses are lowered and his tense shoulders relax.
“What the fuck?”
“Surprise! I knew you’d come to school early,” you greet him with a bear hug. Bakugou scowls as he tries to push you away.
“Kats, I missed you so much! It’s been forever since we last saw each other—”
“How the hell did you get here?”
You grinned, ignoring his non-serious threats of exploding you to the skies. “Come on, Grouchy. I don’t have much time, y’know?” You dragged Bakugou toward one of the private lounge areas within the grounds of U.A., and he’s surprised you knew how to navigate your way around the campus. “Don’t worry, I asked for a bit of help from Midoriya since he’s the only one I know aside from you that goes to this school.”
“That damned—”
“Don’t get mad at him! Getting mad would make you wrinkle quicker, and don’t furrow your brows; I think I’m seeing wrinkled lines in your forehead.”
“You—”
“There’s no time for scolding me, Kats!” You held up a bento cake to him.
He notices the two little boxes of what he assumed would be his presents behind you and the lighter you used to light up the candle. He thinks it’s wasteful when he could’ve just lit it up himself with his Quirk. Then again, he couldn’t really do anything anymore because what’s done is done.
The cake itself was thoughtful. Frosted with light orange frosting, decked out with what he assumed were mini explosions made out of fondant at the sides and a little lettering that said, “hbd dynamight,” with a little spark of red, orange, and black at the end of the sentence.
Bakugou looks back on it, and the realization dawns on him.
This is the first time someone—aside from his parents—made the effort to give him a cake for his birthday.
“Do you want me to sing happy birthday?” You ask when he doesn’t immediately blow out the candle.
“Fuck, no.” He rolled his eyes and took a moment before doing so.
“You didn’t have to do all this, nerd.”
“But I wanted to.”
That made Bakugou smile, even if it was only a little. “Thanks.”
“You’re seventeen now, and that is one year older than being a senior citizen,” he chuckled, “and as always, don’t smoke, drink, or do anything that would get your hero license revoked. Lessen the frown and turn it upside down; remember that I’m an awesome friend for remembering your favorite cake flavor even if you don’t eat it often—and finally, happy birthday, Kats.”
His heart is beating too quickly as he tries to play it cool by nodding to everything you said. He’s missed this, though he’d rather die than tell you that, knowing damn well you would never let him live it down.
“Whatever, you sap.” Bakugou stuck out his tongue, and you did as well.
“Well— shit, I have to go before I miss the next train.”
“Don’t have morning classes, then? Shiketsu’s a four-hour commute from here.”
“Uh huh. Remember—”
“Yeah, yeah. Cake goes in the fridge if I don’t want to eat it, and send you a video of me opening your gift. I hope it’s not ass, like last year’s mug with our picture on it.”
“Hey–! It was a very good picture,” you replied. “I have one too, just so you know,” you chuckled after finishing packing everything up. “Because it’s cool to match mugs. Really good way to strengthen our relationship. It makes you think of me whenever you have your morning coffee or tea.”
He snorts. “As if, nerd.”
Bakugou watches you leave, but not before seeing you stumble against your feet, which made him cackle obnoxiously at your misery. With the bento cake and gifts in either of his hands, he thinks this is one of his best birthdays yet. And spending it with you, even if it were only for a short moment, is surprisingly fulfilling.
He may start to enjoy surprises if they were this pleasant.
Now he just has to worry about getting back to the dorms without being seen by any of the idiots that would pester him about where he got his cake and gifts from.
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I'm in love with tsukishima kei
#💭. tattle#i suddenly had a thought while I was staring at the guy with glasses#while on my way home#I imagine tsukki riding the public transpo with me 🥹#giving up the seat for an senior citizen#and such hayst#*a#or just me laughing about how tall he is#that he can't fit in the tricycle 😔
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Hope u don't mind me joining in!
Wasnt expectung this but it kind of fits :0
@lu-the-artist @neon-draws-sometimes @ephemeral-darkness @epicdude365 @galaticrow546 and anyone else who wants to join!!
Let's all be in a TV show!!!
> Do this quiz
> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)
> tag ppl
> profit.
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#i actually do feel like im the old wise one sometimes#its not a huge age difference but im the oldest in my friend group#and we sometimes joke about us being senior citizens#and I also have a veryy old sense of fashion. sometimes I try to buy a pretty dress and my mom says it's “grandma clothes”#my ideal oufit would be something steampunk or victorian qwq#anyways very nice picrew!!! although i didnt understand the stuff in russian#i NEED to go learn russian man#reblog#i also love to give my friends advice. if anyone needs any feel free to talk to me#i'm here to listen :)
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