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Kaneki Ken - Tokyo Ghoul in Dead by Daylight

#need that#need that bad#need that so bad#need it#need that so badly#give it to me#Tokyo ghoul#he wants that cookie so effing bad#give me that damn cookie#give it to me now#give me that#give me that cookie#cookie eater#cookie licker#dbd#dead by daylight#kaneki Ken#tokyo ghoul kaneki#killer#slasher#horror#icon
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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I'm-- [long foghorn] [glass shattering] [explosion] [gunfire]
Ahem. 🗣Fellas is it gay--
#fellas is it gay to give you partner bedroom eyes after a near death experience has twisted one of you into something unrecognizable#jayce: 👀#viktor: 👀#like the FUCK#sweet young innocent jayvik shipper me would have NEVER survived this btw#stronger jayvik me is barely surviving it got DAMN#jayvik#jayce x viktor#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce wants that cookie
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crazy how i just accidentally fell to my knees :/ and pulled down his shorts :/ and— [CAR CRASH]

#vivi gossips!༊*·˚#nick sturniolo smut#nick sturniolo#Give me the damn cookie.#sturniolo triplets#sturniolos
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Ian and the twice-divorced gray-eyesed rift Ian from the first chapter of @reblogincarnation-blues's fic!
anyways the closest experience I've had to the the feeling of reading the second chapter is taking my roommate to the ER for four hours for suspected appendicitis only to come back with a UTI diagnosis and an antibiotic prescription. and it breaks your one year streak of roommates getting appendicitis. in a good way.
#he looks like a lesbian clown#i know he wasn't married but#every time i referred to him in my head#he's twice divorced to me#if anyone disagrees i'll divorce him a third time#ian beale#transcendence au#reincarnation blues#gravity falls au#tau art#i've had this done for a while just posting this now#anyways I have officially run out of buffer#:(#no more finished pieces for a damn while probably#i'll hopefully have doodles and wips to pad out the time#eggsistential is cooking something#i'm going insane#oouuuuaggghhh#the burnout is looming#going to be forced to take a break second week of July#and I NEED to be able to pick it up after#biggest fear as always is giving up#it's been just over a week of working on this#and I'm two days behind schedule already#gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh#if you made it this far in my tag rant#i owe you a cookie#my art#digital art#fan art
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I uneldered Elder Faerie Cookie :D
I'd like to think back when things were just starting out with the virtues and him, he was named Moonflower before becoming, well, Elder Faerie- anyway here he is
not so elder Elder Faerie, or otherwise Moonflower as I'm gonna call him :>
enjoy elder faerie nation you get to see your boy at like maybe confused teen to young adult stage i dunno
tags for some moots I figure might wanna see it: @xaytheloser @undeadvinyls @snail-noodle @onesacrificiallamb
and for anyone who may want to turn him into a sticker and smack him onto an item-
here's the bordered version, you can now turn him into a sticker, if you can figure out how to do it (i have no clue how to do it myself good luck)
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#crk#cookie run fanart#crk fanart#cookie run kingdom fanart#elder faerie cookie#or as i will be calling this boyo;#moonflower cookie#fuckin' love this bugger i absolutely did hella good on this design#i am proud af of myself i am going to violently say fuck what anyone else has to say i did good#LOOK AT THAT MANS I FUCKING LOVE HIM I DID SO DAMN GOOD#WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-#but anyway yeah y'all are free to turn him into a sticker if he want#same with that dark choco drawing i did the other day#the white boarder is there for a reason to stickerfy the buggers if you wish to i ain't go no complaints#you don't even have to ask me if you can!!#just go ahead and make those stickers and give yourself some serotonin!! hell some dopamine!! make those braincells go brr!!#alright i'm out dumbasses (/lh /aff) i'm gonna go give myself serotonin over doodling ocs
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this is all i feel like sharing oops
i have so much going for them in my brain. but Alas. alas.
#mix of embarrassment and me making it unreasonably personal#plus id love to share#bt like. i fear nobody'll give a damn? shrugggg#mysticsugar#eternalflour#mystic flour cookie#eternal sugar cookie#cookie run
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“What sort of insane ideals-” (I am the decaying human city.)
“-Make you control people from this room?!” (I am the decaying, broken clock.)
#dsmp#dream xd#c!eret#eret fanart#dsmp art#my doodles#i heavily associate dream XD with akio ohtori and white diamond. can you tell.#also also i need people to know i’ve been working on this damn thing since the eret subathon. literally 5 minutes after the finale script#was read on stream and shared. it’s taken me THIS LONG to finish it :dead:#anyways. go watch utena (read the does the dog die page first tho). it will change your brain chemistry#oh and if you guess all the players i drew i’ll give you a cookie.
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Honestly Dark Cacao and Dark Choco are two of the best fleshed out and complex cookies in the entire franchise you can't change my mind
#the fact that yes dark cacao has done some shitty things but is fundementally a good person YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS#and dark choco's entire damn storyline and charaqcter arc of how the spiral of self hatred#leads to ones own destruction and how choosing love leads to healing#IT"S GOOD SHIT!!! I WANT MORE!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!#dark choco cookie#cookie run kingdom#dark cacao cookie#cookie run
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Seven Fic(s) Sunday
@mellaithwen had a moment of sheer insanity and decided that instead of doing seven sentences from one fic she'd do a sentence (or two) from seven different fics!?
(Amy, blink twice if this is a hostage situation.)
But I'm also unhinged so I thought hey why not, surely I have seven WIPs lying around. And sure enough I do! So here we are:
1) F&F AU:
“How’d you get up here so quickly?” an officer asks him when taking Buck’s statement. “How’d it take you so long to get here?” Buck fires back.
2) The Xedgin Fic That's Giving Me Fits:
“You probably won’t be able to save him,” Holga points out. “You’ll just be killing yourself, too.”
3) The Gang Plays D&D
When Chim shows up with a whole notebook of backstory relevant to the actual world Bobby’s constructed, they all get the very disconcerting sight of Bobby trying not to cry with joy. Athena mutters he hadn’t even looked so happy at their wedding.
4) Platonic Sugar Baby AU:
“Let me get this straight,” Maddie says. “This guy doesn’t treat you like a piece of meat and you’re… unhappy about it?”
5) Star Trek AU:
“Your girlfriend took a job on an archeological dig halfway across the known galaxy,” Hen points out. “Women flee you?” Ensign Panikkar looks both dismayed and weirdly impressed, which is depressing. “Routinely?”
6) Jingle Bells I'm in Hell and Nobody Cares (AKA the Mystery Pairing Fic You All Will Be Subjected To):
Here’s the thing, because—as previously stated—Jamie Winter is not jealous, or envious, or concerned, or anything else in regards to DI Ben Jones. It’s just that while he knows Barnaby might’ve forgotten, Sarah Barnaby is the reigning Midsomer Quiz Night Champion and one hundred percent did not forget, which means this can only be one thing: This is an ambush.
7) It's Only Six Months Until Halloween:
“What do you mean?” Buck asks, picking up the crumpled receipt and handing it back to Eddie. Eddie stares at Buck. In fact, everyone’s kinda staring at Buck.
And yes, Chim is the only one of the D&D group who shows up prepared with a plot-relevant character backstory. Which, as any DM will tell you, is plenty of good reason to burst into tears. XD
#lincoln writes stuff#tagging thing#mellaithwen#this was a lot of fun LOL#I have three Halloween fics planned for this year#and my goal - Satan help me - is to have my Xedgin fic and the other Buddie fics finished before that#Buck: this sugar daddy doesn't want to fuck me and I'm MAD about it#Maddie: I'm gonna need you to walk me through this one again bud#also given all the info mentioned in that sentence I shared y'all should damn well be able to figure out what that random ship is#and exactly what brand of insanity has gripped me this time#also! whoever can guess what the Halloween snippet I shared is about gets um! I don't know! A prize! Something! Cookies!#I will give one hint: it's a bit that I 100% stole from another TV show
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hey. hey moonlight. can you tell your brother to get that damn archer of his over here...
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Zen: I'm actually kinda possessive
Me, an independent bitch who hates being told what to do by anyone: *twirling my hair* Tell me more
#chin in my hands#giggling and kicking my legs#why#i was not expecting to feel like this damn#you can possess me ig#🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️#mystic messenger#mysme#hyun ryu#zen mysme#side note his route is making me wanna march right over to his house and give him a hug and bake him cookies and make him a blanket burrito#youre not feeling sad on my watch babes!
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So I know the quality sucks and we don't get any better quality to compare, but I just wanted to point out that, yes. Baby Carlo has freckles. Very few of them. But you can see the ones he had since he was a wee young lad standing out in his painting.
Go ahead and go into the game and stand in front of the portrait. Compare their faces. I'll wait c:
Here's a full/clean version of his portrait if you want to stare at it
So anyways like I was saying before--
#Lies of P#Lies of P Spoilers#The one my eyes immediately zoom in on... is the one right on his lip#Unmistakable little dark speck on his wittle lip ;; ;; just wanna poke it and give him cookies he is so baby I cry#But yeah. My whole thing from before yadda yadda children with brown eyes and clearer skin#developing blue ones and getting more freckles as they age blah blah y'know the drill LOL#This is mostly being done because I really hate the fact that people are like “Umm actually? He doesn't look that way.” on people's stuff#and being rude to others over it. So. Here's your proof. And if you don't like it? Sorry lmao#go into the game and stare at the painting. Tell me what you see. You'll see the faint freckles.#I don't care how people draw Carlo and honestly any interpretation is valid and very cute and very good#But do not bully others with false info because of a singular bad ending showcase of “Carlo” lol#That's all!! I'm done rambling in the tags!!! Smells mildly salty sorry LOL just. Y'know. Enjoy the damn game y'all.#And enjoy every version of this lad. Visual and written. We are given GIFTS by this fandom. Enjoy them!!
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You know sometimes I forget its not normal to have never met one of your grandparents because they fucked off to who knew where long before you were born, and all you know about them is their name and that they're dead.
#this isnt really realted to anythint other than post thanksgiving stress#like damn yall know all your grandparents? they make you cookies? they love you? i am so happy for you enjoy some hugs and cookies for me <3#that sorta sounds sarcastic but seriously. yall with good grandparents. give em a hug whenever you next can
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i didn't realize that common courtesy was so difficult to have!!
#yes let's start blasting music and vacuuming while our roommate is giving an important presentation#our walls our thin. like you're telling me you didn't hear me presenting???#absolute PANIC went through me and i have to keep speaking and text them to pls stop??#going to go cry and make more cookies for this damn work party#spirit rambles
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[I'm not built for breaks. it isn’t even a full day yet. I wanna. I need to. someone, please. talk to me. let's be frens. let's smash our muses together and watch them fight. lets info dump about our sillies]
#५ — mun speaking#[just started back writing and i remember how much it means to me so this break is hard]#[im gonna stick to it so my writing doesn't tank but damn]#[does anyone want to just randomly rampage in my inbox? ill give you cookies]
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