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• bf!chan x f!reader | m.list
| just chan comforting you because you feel upset
author's note | I'm bad at writing comfort fics, I'm sorry @hyunjins-orange-slice-too
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The door knocking, making you fidget uneasily. “Come in.” Chan stuck his head out of the door and looked at you for a moment, you could hear him take a deep breath. “Your favorite.” You looked at the drink he had placed on the table next to the bed and tried to give a small smile. Chan sat down next to you and held your hands tightly, warmth wrapped around your body, then a small kiss on your forehead slowly began to calm your body that you hadn’t even realized was tense.
“I waited until you told me, baby, I knew you wanted to be alone but I couldn’t take it anymore, I’m sorry. Please tell me what's wrong. Because I don’t know how much longer my heart can handle seeing the person I love like this.” you swallowed hard, the words were hard to get out of your mouth, but Chan was calm, waiting for you, like he always did. He looked at your face patiently with a small smile on his face while his thumb stroked your hand with support. “I don’t know…” you mumbled, it seemed like just one word that came out of your mouth was enough to make your tears come, all those feelings you had been holding inside had been waiting for you to speak, and now you had succumbed to the explosion of emotions.
Chan put one hand on your shoulder and pulled you closer to him, his other hand went to the back of your head, he started to gently caress your hair, your tears were soaking his shirt without waiting any longer and he let you cry with the small kisses he placed on your head. Until you released all your emotions, as much as you needed. "It's okay, I'm here and I'm not going anywhere. Cry as much as you want, I know you need it, don't hold it in."
You didn't talk for a while, he gave you as much time as you wanted to explain yourself more easily, when your breathing started to become regular he pulled back to look at your face, when you raised your head to look at him, you noticed that his eyes were filled with tears "You're crying.." he smiled, placing his hands on your cheeks "You know I can't stand to see you cry...Now. Are you ready to tell me?" you nodded in agreement, he wiped your tears, waiting for you while caressing your cheek "I.. Everything is piling up, I don't know how to deal with so many emotions. My body is tired, it feels like I've been running non-stop for years, I can't sleep properly, I can't eat, my mind is always scattered, my heart is aching, I can't do the things I used to love. I don't want to do anything..even breathing is hard-"
You couldn't finish your sentence, as you were faced with another round of tears, Chan kissed your flowing tears one by one, "Why do you let yourself experience these feelings alone, hm? Why do you take all the burden on yourself? Is my role in your life only to be there when you share the good things? No. Why do I exist if I don't kiss every tear you shed during your bad moments and tell you how much I love you and that you don't deserve this treatment you show yourself?" you couldn't answer, he gently grabbed your chin and made you look at him, "I love you so much, more than anything. Every time I see you like this, a piece of my heart breaks. Please don't hide anything from me, I will listen to you no matter what. You know I will never judge you, right? I want to be the person you come to when even the slightest thing happens to you in this life. So please don't leave yourself alone."
You nodded, every sentence he said soothed your heart. He pulled you closer to him and let you rest on his chest, you let out a breath as his heartbeat caught your ear "I'm sorry if I made you worry and upset-" he cut you off "Don't apologize for anything. You didn't do anything wrong. Of course I will worry about the person I love, and remember that you will never upset me. Well..I can get hurt 'a little', but I will forget about it right away, you know that I can't stay mad at you and can't fall asleep without your scent at night." you smiled slightly as he said the last sentence with a laugh.
The pounding of his heart and the tiredness that came with crying made you close your eyes. Chan, noticing the slowness in your breathing, whispered, "Baby?" you hummed, when he realized that you were sleepy, he made you lie down comfortably on the bed and took you in his arms again. The 'I love you's he whispered after each kiss and caressing your head were getting more and more blurry. Even after you surrendered to sleep after a while, Chan didn't stop, he continued to tell you how much he love you, to make sure you heard them even in your dreams.
#skz scenarios#skz imagines#skz x reader#skz fluff#skz angst#stray kids imagines#stray kids fluff#stray kids angst#stray kids x reader#bangchan imagines#bangchan fluff#bangchan angst#bang chan imagines
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Me: holy shit (character) I’m actually obsessed with you like you’re so adorable and I wanna hold you forever and marry you ily
Said character that exists in only one scene and literally has no canon design:
#y’all know who I’m talking about#I’m obsessed with him idk what to do#or more I’m obsessed with the idea of him because almost everything ab him is headcanon#his fanon version is the only version of him that even exists#I hate being in niche fandoms#he’s my little scrimblo#my skrunkly#my meow meow#I’m so cringe I’m sorry#I have exams in the morning#give me him#give me orange give me eat orange give me orange eat give me you#endoparasitic#endoparasitic pravi#praví endoparasitic
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Captain Curly; marriage hcs <3
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Chat I know I mentioned getting back into writing for twst but the current hyperfixation is too strong rn so just bare with me I NEED to write for mouthwashing
!this is written with an AU in mind; curly still works for pony express, but there's no ship. Just a normal job. Also J***y doesn't exist.!
Tw/cw; afab!reader, mentions of pregnancy and having said baby, MANHANDLING!!!!, teasing, use of pet names, uhhh I can't think of any else
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I think Curly would definitely be a family oriented person. The further you'd get into your relationship, the more he'd ask about your opinion on kids and if you'd want any in the future.
I also think Curly would be on the traditional side, too. If you said yes to having kids, he'd take that as an opportunity to show you how good of a provider he can be, and how willing he is to become a father.
When you do eventually have children, he'd be more than willing to take off work to help around the house. You just gave birth, he knows it's hard for you, so he'd make breakfast, lunch, and dinner for all three of you.
Sidenote; Curly would definitely be a good cook. He probably took culinary in highschool
If he knew Anya at the time, he'd have her babysit your children so he could take you out on dates. This happens quite often, too; probably around once or twice a month. He just wants to show how much he appreciates you and everything you've done for him and your relationship <3
He'd take you to the most expensive restaurants and tell you to order whatever you wanted, and if you're done breastfeeding, he'd order a bottle of champagne for you both.
He'd be one of those "I love my wife" husbands. Everyone at his job is so sick of hearing him talk so highly of you. It'll be someone's birthday, they'll bring a cake, and he just won't eat it. Why? "My wife could make a better cake."
After you guys got married, he couldn't stop calling you his wife. That name felt so surreal to him; like the woman of his dreams is finally his? And there's a title for that?? Of course he's going to use it constantly.
He probably also took Anya out to help him pick out a ring. And thank god he did btw because he would've gotten you a ring with the biggest diamond they had 😭😭 (sorry to all the big ring lovers in chat rn they're just not it for me)
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Curly is a romantic. He'd want to take things slow, cherish you as much as possible, especially if it's your first time.
He wouldn't think of it as sex, he'd think of it as lovemaking; showing you his worth and how much he cares about you.
He rarely gets rough, you have to ask him to be because he just won't do it. But, he's a suck up for you, so if you want something, it's yours.
So, he'd get rough. He'd go faster than he usually does, maybe put his hand around your neck and squeeze ever so gently. But afterwards, he'd feel awful; like he was hurting you or something.
He'd apologize profusely, say he's never gonna do it again, but does it a few days later. It's like going through the five stages of grief but skipping the first four and consistently being at acceptance
He's a hand holder. Since he's an intimate person, his preferred position is missionary. He likes this position for a few reasons; he gets to see your expression if you're enjoying it or uncomfortable, he gets to kiss you, and he can hold your hand. It's one of his favorite things to do, not only because he finds it much more romantic, but he also loves how you squeeze his hand when you're getting close.
Teasing is one of the things he does best. But verbal teasing, not physical. You can hear him giggle anytime he's inside you, practically taunting you when he knows you're close. He'd say something dumb like, "aw, is princess gonna cum?" And then have a shit eating grin on his face.
Pet names are another thing he uses often. Like I said previously, he'd call you princess, but there's also other names he'd call you during the act. Love, darling, and angel are the ones he uses for you most commonly, aside from princess of course.
I saw someone else say this on here and their hcs were actually what made me want to write (I swear on my SOUL I am NOT trying to copy them 🙏🙏🙏🙏 sorry if it comes off like that) but they said Curly would be buff and I completely agree. He would be HUGE, I'm thinking 6'3-6'5, easily over 220lbs.
The manhandling would go CRAZY, you don't like a position? No issue, he'll just pick you up and put you in a different one. Can't keep your legs open while he's being a munch? As much as he enjoys the feeling of suffocating between your thighs, which believe me, he does, he can't exactly pleasure you if he's unconscious from the lack of airflow. Not a big issue, a firm hand on each leg will do the trick.
Another comment on his body alone to wrap this up; he'd definitely be muscular in his legs and especially his arms. I think his stomach would be toned, not a six pack, but toned. Maybe even a little pudge and a v line 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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A/N: hi guys pls send requests for curly fics plasplsplspslsplsplslsplspls I'm so thirsty for this man oh ky god I'm crynng
#mouthwashing#captain curly#captain curly x reader#mouthwashing x reader#mouthwashing smut#jimmy slander (mouthwashing)#i hate jimmy#fuck jimmy#me and my homies hate jimmy#chat i need him so bad#chat im so down bad#give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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i have come here to personally thank you for giving me more than i asked for 🙏🏻 i am utterly grateful like IDJFKDKKFODOD 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️ it made me so happy the last doodle has my heart he is so cute i will eat him
also there is a DROUGHT out there for us noritoshi fans like im living on CRUMBS its insane and omg dont even talk to me abt how it feels like to be a kashimo and ino lover (altho they are getting a bit more love now) my nori is still underrated :/ sooo hence im asking ur hand in friendship and in exchange i promise to share my hcs with you abt nori my sweet lil meow meow we're in this together 💪🏻💪🏻
also since its October, do you think he likes horror movies? i feel like he can withstand gory movies but its the jumpscares that get him and he wont tell u he's scared when u watch one with jumpscares owkfkdkd imagine him hiding his face against ur shoulder or something 😭😭😭 (i used to do that with my dad when we watched horror movies and i used to be like im not scared😤😤 when he asked if i was lmfao thats where this hc stemmed from)
N. NORITOSHI HIDING IN YOUR SHOULDER OR SUPPRESSING HIS REACTIONS TO THE JUMPSCARES....... WAS IT AN INVOLUNTARY REACTION TO USE YOU TO HIDE??????? WAS IT BUILT UP TRUST????? DID HE GROW USED TO HOLDING ONTO YOU WHEN HE GETS SURPRISED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE HAS HIS VALUABLES SAFE????????? WAS IT A MOMENT WHERE HIS MIND JUST INSTINCTIVELY GRABBED THE FIRST THING HE WANTED TO PROTECT/BE PROTECTED BY???????? OH MY FUCK.
he's probably used to gore and gritty stuff like that since he sees it often being a jujutsu sorcerer and all. not to mention his technique is literally blood. maybe he's desensitized to gore films, the most you'll get from him is a disgusted scowl.
BUT DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK HIS EYE OPENED WHEN HANAMI SHOWED UP BEHIND HIM. YOURE SO FUCKING FR ABT JUMPSCARES. Noritoshi is that guy who wouldn't scream or yelp but gasp really loudly and jump out of his skin.
i feel like they get him most in horror because of the music building up anticipation. if its one of those fake outs where the jumpscare comes a bit after, he's fucked UP. It makes him instantly miffed, as he tries to regain his composure. He swears he's not usually like this, it got him by surprise is all..!
Noritoshi is the type that'd only watch a horror movie if the story is rich and complex. He's the type of guy to like open endings that make you think.. if it's a guilty pleasure movie where all the protags make stupid decisions, he gets annoyed right off the bat.
He's groaning and complaining about how imbecile the characters are, but would still watch it with you because you personally invited him. If he's lucky you could fall asleep on his shoulder or [insert movie cliche here] how could he pass that up? But Noritoshi wouldn't be able to focus on you if he gets twice as annoyed because its a bad movie + jumpscares. it still startles him, but the movie is so terrible, he's embarrassed it got him, especially in front of you!!!
if you get involved and you tell him to quiet down, Noritoshi would shift his focus towards you. like that awkward guy who thinks he's being smooth and lowkey about how he cuddles up next to you. He wants to be the tough guy who's shoulder you can hide in, and he is!! just not.. with jumpscares.......
#noritoshi#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi kamo x reader#merry october#sO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE AGAIN WDYM OCTOBERS ALMOST OVER FUKC SO THESE OCTOBER POSTS WILL LEAK INTO NOVEMBER. AHA.#FAM I WAS SPITBALLIN SO HARD W THE WRITING BUT FUCK IT OH MY GOD I LOVED THAT#ty back for the cat noritoshi idea btw. ill love you forever#the way i fell off my chair and scrambled to read the rest of this ask was insane. friendship.? im so awkward but i'll be here for u homie#i love noritoshi headcanons..#i eat them up like candy...#.... my cult member is moving up the unspoken ranks i made up while making this cult.....#as for ino and kashimo. i dont know much about them.#but i like the bits i do know! i like ino's energy.... he reminds me of an excitable puppy from what ive seen..#i may draw more characters if i grow obsessed. i mean infatuated. or if they make noritoshi look good.#or if you do a damn good job at convincing me#but unfortunately. i was persuaded into a blood pact with my second in command to wait for the anime to finish then watch it with him then.#back to nori though. we are definitely together in this. i fucking understand the drought. pinterest keeps giving me geto#and yes. hes good too. BUT NOT THE MEOW MEOW I'M SCAVANGING FOR#THATS NOT MY STUCK UP BABYGIRL WHO'D SCOWL AT ME FOR PRONOUNCING WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE WRONG....#btw peep the orange for pumpkins or something#happy halloween my awesome cult#null rot
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Ok I'll bite. Should I watch Dungeon Meshi?
#it's been a common staple of my dash for YEARS#and now that there's an anime I'm a bit more curious about it#but like idk I'm wary since my tolerance for Anime Bullshit is a lot less than it used to be#but idk y'know?#like is there a character who's just there to be annoying and eat up screen time?#because I was ready to give up Demon Slayer when that orange kid became a protagonist#and like#is it annoyingly horny? you can tell me#I've seen posts claiming it's not but I'm only trusting mutuals on this matter#I've also seen a couple posts talking about the fighterguy being autistic and I'm curious as to how he's actually written#but idk though it looks really cute though#and it's gotta be good on SOME level given how prominent it's been on my dash for so long#am I making sense?#pun's text posts
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"And she [Sophie] couldn't help noticing how good he [Keefe] smelled—like wind and salt air and something a little citrusy."
hey guys remember when on page 646 of stellarlune shannon confirmed that keefe is a bit fruity (/hj)
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc shitpost#keefe sencen#soph ty for giving us this detail while you were off being a sophie-koala <3#(sophie-koala is now a term used in canon once so far and i am taking it and RUNNING)#sokeefe#because this is from the sokeefe chapter we've all heard about by now (42)#but also. the fact that he smells like wind and salt air and something a lil citrusy?#using that for at LEAST one keefitz fic#actually that's just gonna be a staple detail about keefe for me now. keefitz sokeefitz sokeefe something else i WILL use a similar#description to this no matter what. keefe absolutely WOULD smell like oranges. to me.#just because i love the idea of him going from eating oranges to use the peel for a smiley face the way kids love to do in elementary#to do it for that and because he just likes the fruit#salt air is pretty self explanatory because he likes the ocean but like. wind?#i'm pretty sure the context in this one is that he was off flying w/ silveny but. i love the idea that he ALWAYS smells like wind#like wind in your hair on a roadtrip like wind whipping against your clothes in a summer thunderstorm like wind blowing through lonely#hilltops like wind trying to catch you when you're falling off a cliff knowing damn well it won't save you but trying anyway#wind is never here to stay. keefe's never here to stay. he's wired to always be on the move#keefe being equated w/ wind is just. yes#damn i kinda derailed from keefe being a fruit but. he can be both guys i promise
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Welcome back, blueberry girl!! 💙🩵💖
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New flavors dropped, can you give them kisses too?
#give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you#in all seriousness hello dodo anon :3#u drew cow me so sososososo tiny miniscule so cute wahawhdadgwhefshj#and thank you for the smoochies :DD#franswers#🦤 anon#my art#fray the cowgirl
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🍊🍊🍊🍊 (I've heard you enjoy these)
"You heard right." He does enjoy them, even if he's starting to get the feeling he's being made fun of in some small way. Still, he's hardly going to complain about getting offerings in the modern era, turning each orange into golden particles that were absorbed into his body, one by one. "Your offering is recognized, little one."
#[Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you--#in character#answered asks
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Espio, to Vector: Charmy's longest recorded sentence was: "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you"
#nim's longest recorded sentence#give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you#sonic incorrect quotes#sonic the hedgehog#sth incorrect quotes#sth#team chaotix incorrect quotes#team chaotix#chaotix incorrect quotes#chaotix#chaotix detective agency incorrect quotes#chaotix detective agency#espio the chameleon#espio#vector the crocodile#charmy the bee#charmy bee
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HELP why do you hate oranges
Texture makes me vomit smell makes me vomit TASTE makes me vomit. Bad. Nasty. Filthy little creature. Abhorrent abomination of nature. Mankind's most vile fruit. When I was in school they gave us fruit every tuesday as part of some "Healthy Eating" scheme and I refused to eat oranges when we had oranges until the teacher finally stood over me and Made Me try it and as she was smugly saying "there, was that so bad?" I vommed it back up on her shoes.
#also she did the 'starving children in africa would love to eat this orange' at me#and my autistic ass went 'then give it to them i dont want it' AND BOY#LET ME TELL YOU#THAT WAS APPARENTLY THE WRONG THING TO SAY
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i'm not gonan do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna fo it i'm not gonna do it
#chatterye#i'm not gonna get into this series i cannot#i will not do it#i cannot read slice of life shoujo anymore#i cannot do it it'll ruin my life#i will not succumb to it#someone take it out of my life i cannot afford to get into this series#i'm not strong enough for this those kinds of stories kill me#it'll eat me alive#this is about that fragrant flower manga btw#that stupid delinquent who stops dying his hair because of a pretty and smart little girl#NO. i will not give in.#last time i gave in was horimiya and it DID RUIN MY LIFE#i'm incredibly bad with shoujo it stresses me out like . really bad#you think horimiya had anything to stress anyone out? WRONG but i was stressing#found family happy characters character development#it causes me so much stress for whatever reason i need there to be tragedy that isn't like a miscomm#i need someone to die a tragic death that's why i could watch and read like orange or your lie in april#also shoujo second hand embarrassment is on another level i can't do it#this is real and serious for me btw it'll wreck havoc on my life
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I’m sorry I know I said I wouldn’t talk about politics but… yeah I’m so far dissociating that I’m watch ingrown toe nail removals and eating candy. That’s my diet now. I’m not fine, I stink but can’t bring myself to shower I just wanna sleep for 4 years and pray that this shit won’t happen and we all won’t die. I’m so pissed and I want to do crimes to people and be violent and riot and protest I’m worried about my mum and sister and my friends that are black and trans and woman and gay I feel like I need to fly away and stay with them I feel like I need to leave this country but I don’t want to give up everything I don’t know what to process and how to process I’m just trying to distract myself from reality and I don’t even want to go back to work on top of their political views they want to get me drunk at a holiday party so I can “loosen up” I want to quit this job but I should be lucky I even have one rn ugh Idk what to do self care is out the window I just wanna rot in bed. I know I’m not alone in this but Idk what to do and what I can do I wanna fight I want to fight for my rights and the rights of the people I care about this whole thing makes me wanna cry, my mum has been crying and idk how to feel, what to feel, what to do I don’t even want to do anything anymore I want to give up even more now. I just want my family and friends to be safe
#new anime plot: miagwyn bitches#I literally told someone on insta to ‘eat my entire ass’ cause they told me to cry about it#like yes I am crying and you should be to you dumb fuck#so many stupid people in the country I was not aware of it’s mind boggling I don’t under#HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AGAIN I DONT GET WHY IS THIS HAPPENING#AND BITCHES BE SAYING ITS A GIFT FROM GOD AND JESUS WILL SAVE US AND GOD THIS AND THE PRAYERS WORKED#YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IN GOD AND VOTE TRUMP#HOW CAN YOU#HOW CAN YOU SAY YOURE CHRISTIAN OR BE A WOMAN OR BE GAY AND THEN BOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESNT GIVE TWO RAT SHITS ABOUT YOU#I DONT GET IT#WHAT THE FUCK#THIS IS BULLSHIT#THIS IS SO FUCKED UP#I COULD BE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN THAT ORANGE FUCK#HOW IS THIS HAPPENING#I WANNA SMACK MY NEIGHBORS SO MUCH#I WISH THEM THE WORST
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did you know they taught nim chimpsky to smoke weed. he even learned the sign "stone smoke time now" to use when he wanted to smoke weed
#bark bark bark bark bark#he was also the 'Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you' chimp#my professor went out of his way to tell us they taught this chimp to smoke weed btw
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She may be a human and not be a telepath, but her eyes still say she wants a midnight snack
#com. shepart#meteion#ffxiv#meteion silently: give me orange sauce give me orange give me you#for those who dont know: back around october me and some friends talked about human au meteion#she has a feeding tube since my friends told me she doesnt eat and i went oh hey. maybe she doesnt eat with her Mouth#im so fond of her#hermes#hes a thought but im counting him. look at this
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new poll 'cause i'm feeling quirky :]
I was going to put "hot dog" on the list (a piece of bread with some ketchup and mustard and maybe relish with a hot dog placed inside) but it's actually somewhat decent.
Also all bread in this situation is multigrain!
#polls#sandwich poll#look I'm just curious#I've suffered too many tomato sandwiches to have to never speak of them again#not on the list:#balogne sandwich (a piece of balogne and mustard)#leftovers sandwich (unseasoned meat with mustard)#the “should I even eat this” (questionably raw meat with mustard)#the “isn't this plastic” (balogne with processed cheese slice and mustard. you could keep the plastic on the cheese and it taste the same)#the “i traded everything for this” (the butter and ham sandwich someone at school would give me. a solid 3 cm of butter)#the “i want to die” (a sandwich that someone else made and put in the fridge that might be moldy. Sad! oh well!)#anywayss i'm curious. also you can share shitty sandwiches you ate growing up too.#see compared to these the tuna melts were sosososo good#however i also used to take dares from other people at school to eat weird combinations JUST so i'd have food at school lol#because idk WHERE people are but none of the many schools I went to had cafeterias or gave out food?? like what??#if you were really lucky sometimes you could go down and get a snack bar or a squishy orange but that's it. there's no food at school#only what you bring#etc etc i am so normal :]
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