#give him a hamburger

[flockoff]

[snivel1]

Sweet little Kinininonito...

[mitamicah]

Jere playing around with John Dillermand (translated John penisman) plushie that @solsortemor made me give him x'D - basically just us danes being a menace at Hamburg x'D

(For those confused there's a kid's show in Denmark about a guy called John with the longest penis in the world and for some reason that character has been made into a plushie - just Danes being Danes I guess xD)

[jacenbren]

hot take but I think mahito would stop being evil if somebody just gave him a fidget spinner

[anachronistic-falsehood]

Congratulations on getting your cat back!

OH MY GOD A KITTY!!!!!

KOZZAX HE IS WONDERFUL I AM GRABBING HIM IN BOTH HANDS AND SQUISHING HIM LIKE A STRESS TOY <3 MY TINY BLOOD COVERED KITTY BOY!!!!

[personalzombie-tv]

Whumptober day one: Swooning

Timmy aka AnimosityGaming from @aquaquadrant and @lunarcrown's Hels to Pay AU! I've been wanting to draw this sad pathetic bird man for a hot minute and whumptober's a perfect excuse.

Not promising i'll do every day but I havn't been drawing as much this year as i've wanted to so I'm gonna try!

[the-future-haunts-you]

[ Hello! I hope you're doing okay!] [ Questions... do you wonder what's going to happen to you once the Player fixes things? That you might disappear, maybe? ] [ Oh and uh. Can that respawn anchor on you move? Spin around really fast? Being dead doesn't have to be all downer. You're not alone! There's another you who'll get a happier ending, and that's basically just you, right? ]

* "I'm as fine as I can be, ahah.."

* "... I have. Too much, I would think, heh. "

* "I'm... oddly okay with that. That when I'm saved, if I'm ever, that I'll disappear forever. That maybe I'll wake up in that Builderman's body and remember none of this. That they'll have their happy ending and I'll be gone."

* "That... nothing I've done, up to that point, would've mattered."

* "..."

* "Sorry. Uh.. it does! It spins at the same speed as the hands of a clock. Well, the long hand. Every second, it'll turn a inch, till it spins fully around a circle, then repeat. It's kinda cool!"

* "... i guess so. thank you, creator. and, for the hug, too."

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

hawks on the phone: dabi will you buy me some chicken nuggets on your way back?

dabi: sure, pigeon, whatever

*some time later at kfc*

dabi: *realisation hits him while he’s ordering food for hawks* wait, i’m evil. hamburger please

[yoshistory]

I think Rascal's sort of just my cat now

[acrazybayernfan]

October 29th 2014 : DFB Pokal second round, Bayern-Hamburger SV (3-1) (part 1)

The first assist from Thomas Müller to Robert Lewandowski

[sbnkalny]

The pretzels... have a romantic interest in me?

A fine Horse that carries you through the. "i'll be waiting over by a smile; cold, scanty and embarrassed in discourse; backward in sentiment; lean, long, dusty, dreary and yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him the hamburger lady,

[drjohndisco]

This exchange seems like it would be at home in the Discworld.

[hungwy-sinner]

Uh oh my bf and I watched the first season and a half of his favorite show last night and now I have a new blorbo to feed…

[darlingshome]

it's hilarious to imagine wally walking on his own outside of the playfellow workshop studio, wandering around human towns and cities. looking nonchalant, all cleaned up but still kinda dusty. felt hair dolled up and ready.

acting like it's no big deal that he's a walking 3ft muppet in new york city when he's probably a whole ass anomaly and the united states government would be chasing after his silly ass for being an Entity.

[ahogedetective]

🤝🏻➡ to give a Historical-Drama Hand Touch™ ( from Maki 👀👀👀 / @somemindsatwork )

{ Love Is In The Air }

🤝🏻➡ to give a Historical-Drama Hand Touch™

If Shuichi were spending today by himself, he probably would have just treated himself to a chocolate dessert with some coffee, and enjoy it with a book. Not that he would have minded much to do so... but being able to spend today with Maki instead, was much better. He always had a wonderful time, doing so with her....

It was still pretty early in the morning, so Shuichi thought it'd make for a nice idea, to walk alongside the shore of a lake. That, and he knew she liked morning lake shores, and he could see why; the quiet morning, paired with the view of the morning sky reflecting off the water, as the waves calmly move, truly made for a tranquil and beautiful sight.

"I love how the lake looks at this time of morning... I can see why you do, too. It's so pretty... Ah, I think there's actually a spot around here, that gives you an especially pretty view of it. If you'd like... I brought some treats for us to enjoy together: perhaps we could so, while relaxing in that spot for a while? Hehe..." Even something as simple as that, while they chat away about anything, would make today feel even more special, because he can do so with Maki....

Eventually, they will come across a set of stone stairs that would take them up to said spot that'd give them a great view, a small gazebo. The stairs were a bit steep, so they would have to slowly and carefully climb them. Though as he was prepared to do that... he halted in surprise when Maki had reached to grab his hand. "....!" Such a sudden action took him by great surprise. Touching his hand so delicately, tenderly... as if he were a princess in those old historical dramas. For a moment, he couldn't help but look between her and their hands. "A...Ah...."

A dark red dusted his cheeks. Did she do this, maybe.... to make sure he'd safely climb the stairs? Or because... she just wanted to? That part of him found himself hoping... it was morso the latter.... and found himself thinking how warm her hand felt, touching his so softly like this. "H...H-Hehe..." But worried if his surprised reaction might make her wonder if he's okay with this or not, he gives her a shy, but warm smile... and cups her hand right back. "I.... I-I'm okay with this. Your hand feels nice to hold... u-um, if that's not, weird t-to say!" He chuckles, finding himself blushing even harder the more he stammers. But finally... does he go to take the first step up the stairs, with her, heart bouncing happily as he whispers: "L... Let's continue going up the stairs one by one... like this, s-shall we...?"