#give dat😡😡

[senawashere]

Gonna take him home (begging people who work at the cinema for posters after every movie and i got none)

[eternalfics]

Hello! I hope you're doing well! I have a request if you don't mind. So basically, It's a Saiki x Psychic Reader where Saiki is stressed out and needs something to make him feel better so the Reader decided to massage his back. Since Saiki never really had anyone with the same strength as him, no one could really massage him. It's like that one episode in season one or two. Anyways, it's okay if you don't want to do this for any type of reason. Be safe, thank you!

saiki getting a massage from psychic!reader

a/n: I was wondering where did my request go like? ANYWAY TYSM FOR REQUESTING! please start requesting more pookie wookie 🤭 anyway you remember how I reposted that I’d do that little teasing photo (picturing saiki and reader) I’m gonna do like a little enemies to lovers kind of thing you get me? anyway I typed too much so let’s getting bloody started 😖

warnings: sneaky comments from me, toritsuka 😨

summary: saiki gets an amazing, beautiful, sensational, eye rolling massage 🥳

“no means no, y/n,” saiki said in your mind for the umpteenth time, trying to focus on what the teacher was saying even though he didn’t need too. he smart af

“oh come on! we both know you need it, especially after you used boulders to massage your shoulders.” you tried to reason with him only to be met with silence. You turn to Saiki with a confused look only to see him with a slightly flustered face.

“you just had to use clairvoyance, didn’t you?” “I always have to check up on my favourite psychic, don’t I?” you said teasingly.

more underneath:

so! 😀

saiki’s not too sure about this

i mean sure, your a psychic but you could be stupid like toritsuka and can’t control your strength like him.

saiki lays on his stomach on his bed, (you guys are at his house) slightly regretting saying yes to another psychic that he just met a few months ago.

you come in the room with a massaging oil, feeling proud that you finally got the psychic to give in to your request more like command

saiki doesn’t speak (hes secretly wondering why did he agree to this 😭). it’s not until you rub the oil between your hands, and then you start to massage him is when he lets out a soft groan.

you pause. you start to overthink, did you hurt him? does he like it? it’s only when saiki starts calling out your name that you zone in.

“why’d you stop?” saiki asked impatiently, clearly wanting you to continue. you opened your mouth to tease him but he shushed you quickly knowing that you would.

saiki’s surprised that he knows you this well even though he met you a while ago. well, he’s more of an observant person so that explains that. he wonders if you know him well too. (I know you well my pookie wookie boo 🥺)

“your lower back too?” you asked him, really just wanting to make him feel relaxed.. and safe.. and- focus y/n! “sure.”

you continued to massage saiki for a couple of minutes, thinking about if he would let other people do this to him aswell.

saiki was quiet, and you didn’t hear any thoughts so you leaned over to look at him. you were met with an adorable sight! saiki sleeping 😍. his light snores and breathing filled your ears.

unfortunately, people can’t live the easy way saiki. SMACK! you smack saiki awake and your met with an extremely pissed looking psychic.

“whats wrong with you? 😡”

“did you enjoy your massage? 😇”

“ugh..”

saiki groans but quickly gets over it because he realises has to pay you back somehow? mmm maybe a cafe coupon? a dat- nononono..

“what do you want in return?” saiki asked, his voice still a bit groggy since he just woke up. “oh nothing, you can pay me back later.” you replied calmly, happy you could be of service. these days your parents are on more business trips so your glad your not lonely 😋.

saiki gets up and immediately he feels the relief from on his back. just as he’s about to reach for the door handle,

“my turn!” 🥰

“you just said I could pay you back late-“

IM SO SOREY THIS TOOK SO LONG

[the-morningstar-family]

Let’s hope that heaven doesn’t try anything when Alastor and Theodora have only just reunited after around 100 years. 😡

Also I’m guessing that soul rot is related to the desire to see a loved one badly enough that it destroys them from within. 🤔

Side note, how does Theodora react to being a grandma!🤩

Vaggie: “I don't want to interrupt… but are we in danger of being attacked any minute?”

Lucifer: “No, I … kinda… sealed hell”

Husk: “What the hell does that mean?”

Lucifer: “No one can get in or out. And that's not easily broken. I'll feel it when they're trying to break it and when it is completely”

Angel: “An’ how long ‘till that happens? That Sera chick was awfully determined to come back with another exorcist army. And smiles ova there ain't gonna hold ‘em off this time!”

Alastor huffs, and right himself slightly.

Alastor: “I am not helpless”

Angel: “No offense, but ya struggled to get that pot from that top shelf with ya tentacles yesterday”

Alastor: “It simply… fluctuates”

Lucifer: “It doesn't matter, you're not fighting pregnant!”

Theodora: “Excuse me, what you sayin’?!”

She looks up at her son who's got a bit of a sheepish expression on his face.

Alastor: “Well, strange set of circumstances really - I had no idea it was possible… And here I am-”

Lucifer: “He's Pregnant”

It's a rare occasion that Lucifer is interrupting Alastor's rambling instead of the other way around. The radio demon holds his breath and to see his dearest Mama's reaction. Her wide eyes look at the bump and back up.

Theodora: “An’ here I thought you done filled out a bit, darling…”

Lucifer: “He's usually still a stringbean”

Theodora: “An' who dat... other pappy?”

He clears his throat, the rubs the back of his neck.

Alastor: “The one that tried to make a good impression by acting like a fool”

Lucifer: “Hey, I tried, okay!”

She is a bit shocked, yes. But if she's disappointed or about to suffer a heart attack, then she has a very good poker face.

Theodora: “Yoo shacked up wit' de devil himself”?

Alastor: “... Apparently”

Lucifer has an unimpressed face, but in all fairness, it's quite the feat explaining to your mother you're in a relationship with the king of hell.

Theodora: "Well, I'll be! I never thought I'd see da day I'd become a maw maw”

Alastor: “You- did not?”

Theodora: “Sugar, I saw ya ain't too keen on it”

He smirks, he can't exactly argue. This is very much new, and Lucifer is the exception of the rule.

Alastor: “Technically, you are already one”

He mumbles softly, going through Nova's hair, who's still snuggling into him.

Lucifer: “That's Nova and she had uh- not exactly a nice father-”

Alastor, disgusted: “That is far kinder than deserved -”

Lucifer: “Sooo- we adopted her not too long ago”

And still, it gives the little girl a tiny smile, even admits the turmoil. And Theadora positively melts at the sight.

Theadora: “What a fine little girl to have as my granddaughter.”

Nova looks up surprised, not having expected to be accepted so quickly.

Nova: “Th-thank you? But- I- I didn't do anything”

Alastor: “Oh but you did.”

Nova: “What?”

Alastor: “Your being wonderful all the time”

There, got her. Her cheeks turn pink, and she hides her face again with a soft shy smile. She whispers something to her Papa, too quiet for Theadora to hear. Alastor's smile has a sad note to it now, but he nods.

Alastor: “Yes that's right dear. Felix is now in our care as well”

Lucifer, sad: “We… his mum she uh.. just… died- and yeah. It's who I asked Sera to bring back but, well… you saw ho that worked out”

Theadora: “I’ll surely have a lil’ chat with her when I see her!”

The room is quiet and sad after that. It's so fresh.

Alastor: “We should see how he is doing…”

Lucifer: “I'll go… I think it's time for her gift, huh?”

Alastor nods. Silently asking him if he sure he wants to go alone. He gives a soft smile. ‘spend some time with your mum’.

And so he goes up the stairs.

[garbage--account]

okayyyy, i needed time to sort all the infodump there was on Friday and recover from this major canon event but here we go !!!!!

My reaction to the latest IE showcase + trailers :

Chronicle mode

We're having a story mode in the chronicle mode on top of the story mode in the same game ????? My mind is blown (my wig snatched 💅)

wtf they made law for time-travel now ???? Noooo i wanted to keep fucking up the space-time continuum for fun without going to jail, what am i supposed to do now 😭

And you kids, that's why you NEVER try to save the world, see? Wait hold one : WHY IS THE CHILD DRIVING ????

Me trying to read his job title :

(I saw some user calling him CEO of time-travel malpractice, i think i will refer to him as this because bro left a underage time-travel terrorist group just to keep being a menace, that's kinda iconic✨️)

Hyper-dimensional lovecraftian T-pose

Oh yeah, i forgot my soccer rpg had soccer plot sorry

He makes me feel so uneasy, i don't think he has pure intentions please watch out and stay safe girlies 🙏😇

ROUND FACE ENDOU IS BACK ! ROUND FACE ENDOU SUPREMACY 🛐

Are we gonna literally dive into ppl's mind ? That sounds so cool fr. Idk why but the device + the concept remind me of those double hypnosis from The Exorcist II : the heretic. Anyway that sounds promising and has a lot of potential for character development (i hope chronicle mode includes VR story mode).

I am glad IE plots keep getting wackier and crazier fuck realism we don't need you in this house

Dark souls vibes 🎀✨️💝💅 (anyway this goes well with the concept of exploring character's mind)

Story mode

The main dish, i hope they cooked 😋

In this cinematic, i feel Unmei's gonna casually grab one of them like they are items (Unmei's so casually chaotic i love him)

Unmei, Sakurazaki and Soji if their InaCord chat ever got leaked :

Are their opponents doing blackface ??? In 2025??? Level 5 is going to jail too 🤣

They are what i am least excited about tbh, good thing we can recruit other random scouts. Except if the main plot has several routes and endings ? (I don't think so). I don't particulary like their chara-designs (except for 2 girls) and i don't find any of them interesting for now...

CHOSE YOUR COACH : 1. Adult Goujin, 2. Doge, 3. Old MacDonald, 4. Baddie

Prettyyyyyy 🥰😍💖

The fact someone his gabarit could be lightning-fast is actually terrifying : imagine an ugly-ass obese half-giant coming to your at Mach 6 ???? I wouldn't survive. (Hey we got a dub name for him !)

I don't like her design and she has mean girl vibes but not in a good way. Girl has an habitable forehead someone help her ☠️ her color palette reminds me of Nae tho

Stop spoling Haru's character arc, Hino !

Competion mode

This is the part i think i have the least thing to say... we already saw most of it in the beta

Ah yes, our reminder to go touch grass and get a real job, because summoning the element to strike a goal isn't a real skill in real life 😢

.... did we just saw Tachimukai shapeshifting into Endou ???? 😱😱😱 OK ????

Annnd that's it.

Kizuna Mode

I feel like this is the mode no one will play as Level 5 intended and i legit wanna see this becoming the most chaotic gameplay ever and see all the shitposts it will give us

Level 5 : "You can create and customize your own avatar in game"🗣 *proceeds to create the ugliest flavorless chara-design ever*

Mid/10

Dat booty tho 😳

Level 5 : "create your own neighborhood in game for your friends to visit" 🥰

*puts a sus ovni in the middle of the street like the madlad Hino is*

This is gonna be fun

Notes aside

Me when i realize we have an official definitive release date after 52836929 years of waiting 😭 :

The time has come, flops, i am so emotional rn 🤪

Gouenji, after 17 goddamn years, you have to fix your punctuality issue, it ain't cute anymore (you too Hino) 😡

Part 2 incoming

[dragon-queen21]

More Agere Crossover Shenanigans (Feat. Alolan Raichu) Because Why Not

When you’re sitting in bed and then the ideas come straight to you at 1 in the morning, so now you gotta talk about Alolan Raichu because no one has uttered a peep about it because it’s always “Alolan Vulpix” this and “Alolan Sandshrew” that, but no one ever talks about the freaking pancake giver for some reason AND THIS INJUSTICE SHALL BE RECTIFIED!

In case anyone couldn’t tell, Alolan Raichu is my favorite Alolan variant because I would have a good excuse to ever evolve a Pichu (my favorite Pokemon) all the way into a Raichu, as it’s everything I believe the OG Raichu should have been. The fact that no one brings up this absolute gem often is a shame because it’s a literal surfing pokemon before the gold surfer mascot ripoff existed and also, HELLO, IT SERVES AND MAKES PANCAKES, HOW IS IT NOT POTENTIAL CAREGIVER CODED?!

Also, yay, more long rambling about stuff, I’m about to pull an all nighter for this ;W;

Caregiver Alolan Raichu with Regressed Inosuke

Alolan Raichu: *keeps having to make more pancakes* How much does this boy eat? I can’t keep having to make him pancakes!

Zenitsu: Believe me, I stopped asking ages ago.

Tanjiro: Umm… How much batter do you have left?

Alolan Raichu: …Why?

Inosuke: *wailing for more food elsewhere in the house*

Alolan Raichu: *facepalm* God dammit.

Caretaker Alolan Raichu with Pichu and Regressed Nezuko

Pichu: *being used as a stuffie currently* How long is she gonna hold me?

Nezuko: *holding the Pichu because she’s getting a shot from Shinobu* 🥺

Alolan Raichu: Uh, how long is she gonna be crying for after this?

Shinobu: Give or take, I’d say about 10 minutes.

Pichu: TEN MINUTES?!

*it went downhill quickly because Pichu started to freak out, and it wasn’t even getting a shot*

Caretaker Kyojuro with Regressed Tanjiro

Kyojuro: *is starting to lose his patience because Tanjiro skipped a sleep and it’s starting to get to him*

Tanjiro: *currently having a meltdown*

Kyojuro: If this child breaks something in the next five seconds-

Tanjiro: *throws a lightbulb at Kyojuro*

Kyojuro: 💢 Okay, THAT’S IT! Corner now, Tanjiro, you’re in huge trouble!

Tanjiro: *freaks out and starts running away*

Kyojuro: *runs after him*

Tanjiro: *dumps Legos on the floor to stall Kyojuro before running off again*

Kyojuro: *steps on the Legos* OW! 😡 KAMADOOOOO! *runs after him again*

*after a few minutes of the goose chase, Tanjiro slips up and runs into a corner, where Kyojuro finally gets him*

Kyojuro: *grabs Tanjiro before carrying him off to timeout* Alright, I think we need you to have a think about why you don’t throw things at people.

Tanjiro: *wailing as he’s being put in timeout*

*20 minutes later…*

Kyojuro: *comes back to get Tanjiro* Okay, timeout is over, you can get up now.

Tanjiro: Σ OロO *scoots away from Kyojuro*

Kyojuro: Come on, you don’t have to stay there anymore. *attempts to get closer*

Tanjiro: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）*scoots further away* Nuuuuuu!

Kyojuro: Kid, timeout’s over, you’re free to go.

Tanjiro: 🥺 *starts wailing again*

Kyojuro: Come on, what is it this time? Why the tears, ember?

Tanjiro: *hic* K-Kyo like Shinjuro… *hic* He yell like him at me… That mean Kyo no like me anymore…! *wailing*

Kyojuro: *realizes the horrific implication of how he lost his temper on Tanjiro* 😨 Kid, no, I don’t hate you!

Tanjiro: Th-Then why you yell?

Kyojuro: I- … *sighs* I really shouldn’t have. But I did.

Tanjiro: An’ dat mean you Shinjuro…!

Kyojuro: No, no, it doesn’t mean I’m like him. I’m nothing like my father, Kamado.

Tanjiro: *doesn’t believe Kyojuro*

Kyojuro: *starting to feel guilty for yelling at Tanjiro earlier* Look, I know I don’t normally yell at you like that, and I should be better at handling this ‘cause it’s you. I… *sits down next to Tanjiro* I don’t know what went wrong today, I don’t normally lose it like this…

Tanjiro: So… Why Kyo yell like Shinjuro…?

Kyojuro: *lifts up his bangs to show a scar he got from Tanjiro throwing a lightbulb at him* This is why. It was from the lightbulb.

Tanjiro: 😨

Kyojuro: I-I got mad because it hurt, and you don’t throw things at others whenever you get upset, and I should’ve told you that first, but I- *groans* No amount of excuses make up for yelling at you today…

Tanjiro: …

Kyojuro: …I’m sorry, my ember. You know I wouldn’t want to hurt you on purpose. Just because I yelled at you doesn’t mean I hate you… It… *starts having tears form* It means that I… *deep exhale* How can I say that I still love you when that’s the opposite of that?

Tanjiro: *slowly crawls over to Kyojuro* What do you mean?

Kyojuro: No big brother should be yelling like that to their younger siblings… especially not to their kid brothers… And not like this…! *starts crying* I still hurt you, no matter what my intentions were… and you’re scared of me for it…!

Tanjiro: Kyo… I… *hugs Kyojuro* I’m sorry… I shouldn’t say Kyo like Shin… You nothing like him, not at all…! I hurt you saying dat…! I hurt Aniki by calling him awful…! *starts crying again*

Kyojuro: *hugs Tanjiro back* Kamado, I’m so sorry I made you think I was like my father… I don’t want to turn out like he is now. Especially when I still want to care for you, my little ember. *sniff* You know I love you. But sometimes… we have to do things that don’t make us happy. Like how I had to put you in timeout earlier because you threw that lightbulb at me. It doesn’t mean I love you any less than now. Do you get what I’m saying?

Tanjiro: *nods*

Kyojuro: I’ll forgive you for doing that if you can forgive me for upsetting you, okay?

Tanjiro: *nods again* I forgive Aniki… Don’t like seeing him cry… It break my heart…

Kyojuro: I forgive you too, Kamado. I don’t like seeing you upset like this either. *picks up Tanjiro and starts carrying him to the living room* Wanna lay down with me for a bit?

Tanjiro: *nods*

Caretakers Hu Tao & Tengen with Regressed Gyomei & Zhongli

Aether: Which story did you two tell them about this time?

Hu Tao: I swear, every time I get to the part about rocks, he starts crying for some reason because he thinks the rocks get hurt! And then the other guy started to cry for the same exact reason!

Tengen: How the hell do rocks even have feelings?

Hu Tao: You tell me! I don’t know geology!

Gyomei: *in the background weeping softly again*

Hu Tao: Why does he cry for everything?!

Tengen: It’s Gyomei, we don’t ask him that because it’s rude and he’ll start crying again. Why does your grandpa dragon baby cry over something that isn’t alive every time you bring it up falling from a mountain?

Hu Tao: Hey, you do not talk about the Geo Archon like that, dingus steak!

Tengen: And you don’t talk about the Stone Hashira like that, you Palworld Flame Drifloon!

Hu Tao: I AM NOTHING LIKE THAT NFT 🤬 NINTENDO RIPOFF! (She threw a cuss word in the sentence, which got censored)

Aether: *groans* Do I need to get the adeptus to handle this?

Hu Tao & Tengen: 😳 No, sir!

Caretaker Alolan Raichu & Kamaboko Squad with Regressed Hashira

(I delegated the Kamaboko Squad to include Aoi because there was no way she was getting left out of this; they have 7 members total in my headcanon, so take that as you will)

Aoi: Okay, Tanjiro has Giyu, Zenitsu, you get Tengen, Inosuke gets Obanai because he can check for poison, Genya gets Sanemi because he refuses to eat anyone else’s cooking besides mine, Kanao gets Shinobu, Nezuko gets… *looks over the list* Uhhhh…

Genya: What now, lady?!

Aoi: We have a problem. *pulls up her staff list* If I assign Nezuko to Kyojuro, Mitsuri, Muichiro, or Gyomei, there’ll be an issue. Mitsuri and Kyojuro have huge appetites, and Nezuko’s not equipped for that. Muichiro may get distracted again and distract Nezuko on accident while attempting his breakfast. And Gyomei’s not too keen on having her near because he’s still getting used to having kids be near him again, and I don’t think I want to push it.

Nezuko: I’m not that young, Aoi!

Aoi: And he’s 7’2, he’s gonna think it’s a kid he’s talking to, and the only three of us that can handle him are myself, Tanjiro, or Genya. But if I have you swap out with Tanjiro, then Tanjiro’s stuck having to either do Kyojuro or Tengen, and Tengen specifically wanted Zenitsu today because he had Inosuke mess up his order last time!

Inosuke: It was just dirt, woman!

Aoi: And that’s the problem!

Alolan Raichu: *floats in* Hey, guys, what’s going on?

Tanjiro: Aoi promised the Hashira a breakfast banquet today, and she’s trying to figure out who to assign which of us to.

Alolan Raichu: Can I see that list?

Aoi: *hands the Raichu the list*

Alolan Raichu: *looking over the list* About half of this is gonna go wrong because the wrong people are serving the wrong Hashira.

Aoi: WHAT?! Nonononononononono- What did I do wrong?!

Alolan Raichu: Don’t worry, I can fix this for you. Giyu can be served by either Tanjiro or Nezuko since they know his favorite dish better than the rest of you. Whichever one gets Giyu has the other get Kyojuro. That’s one scenario that could work, but that leaves the rest as subpar options to serve the other 7 Hashira. Ideally, both Nezuko and Tanjiro can serve almost all of them, but you have to put into account what they also dislike. For instance, Tanjiro, what’s your preference, Obanai or Sanemi?

Tanjiro: Uh… Obanai because he doesn’t hate me as much?

Alolan Raichu: Right, Nezuko, what about you?

Nezuko: Um… Sanemi because I don’t trust Obanai all that much.

Alolan Raichu: *pulls up chalkboard to show a diagram* See, if we had to put people to serve someone they ideally would avoid, based on picking the lesser of the poisons, Tanjiro would rather get Obanai despite the latter hating him just for talking to Mitsuri because he and Sanemi are a 75/25% chance ratio to getting into a fight or leaving it be for now. Meanwhile, since Nezuko doesn’t like Obanai, she’d rather get Sanemi in this case instead.

Zenitsu: How in the world did you come up with that?

Alolan Raichu: I got 25 baby Pokemon that I watch back at home, four of them play in a fighting game tournament. What do you think?

Kanao: So… who gets who?

Alolan Raichu: Do any of you object to me getting two of the Hashira and y’all get one?

*Later…*

Kyojuro: *decided to eat off the floor because the table didn’t feel right to him for some reason (don’t ask how that happened)*

Alolan Raichu: Kyojuro, for the last time, someone will step on the pancakes if you eat it in the pathway.

Kyojuro: *confused full mouth noises*

Alolan Raichu: *moves the plate onto the seat* See? Now you can eat on the floor and no one will step on your food!

Obanai: *accidentally stepped on Mitsuri’s food and is crying*

Mitsuri: *more concerned that Obanai is crying rather than her food being stepped on*

Alolan Raichu: …Like that. 😓

Kyojuro: Oh… *noms the pancakes*

Alolan Raichu: It’s okay, guys, I’ll fix it for you! *yells to Genya* GENYA, GET THE FIRST AID KIT! KANAO IS BUSY WITH SHINOBU!

Gyomei: *sleeping on the floor because he got bored*

Aoi: I had people wake up early for this…

Alolan Raichu: It could be worse! Inosuke could’ve put dirt in the oatmeal because Sanemi said no earlier.

Alolan Raichu with Regressed Tengen (Feat. Unhelpful Itto)

Itto: Oh, come on! It’s not like it’ll kill us!

Alolan Raichu: *dragging Itto away from the bag of dog food* Just because you think the idea is good doesn’t mean you should act upon it! Now I see why Rengoku asked for my help with Tengen today.

Tengen: *watching Miira no Kaikata again*

Alolan Raichu: Tengen, spit that out please!

Tengen: *spits out the dog food*

Believe me, I wish I could save some of this as a copy because it’s all fanfic ideas and I have not the capacity to keep them all straight, tell me how you like them, May! *collapses because I stayed away to write this out, HELP*

Okay but at least this was a new idea, try finally getting an idea to solve that ONE plot hole only to forget about it come morning. Truly I feel your pain. Also currently answering this while I make mac and cheese, whoo multitasking >:3 here’s to hoping the pot doesn’t over boil

~Alolan Raichu??? Nah nah nah, ✨ freaking pancake giver ✨

~Just wait for a baby Mitsuri if you think Inosuke can eat a lot XD

~Wait that’s so cute 🥺 Let Nezuko cuddle with the Pichu shots are very scary. A cuddle buddy is a must

~Oh gosh. Tanjiro’s me. Just. Yeah. Overtired and over emotional. And then saying that Rengoku is like his father. Ouch. Low blow little guy.

~Bdjsbjsbj oh my gosh not Zhongli and Gyomei crying over a fictional story. Aether is so done with this crap. They are asking the wrong questions. Why does Hu Tao keep telling stories with rocks getting hurt in them at all??? We all know Hu Tao will not learn her lesson and do the exact same thing again

~But also Gyomei and Zhonngli, them being small together is such a cute idea. It just fits. :3

~Breakfast equals chaos and you know what? Rengoku is very right about eating while sitting on the floor. I do that all the time lol.

~Itto with the motto of, everything is eatable if you try hard enough >:3

~Jdbskn XD at this rate anime is going to be banned from anyone who’s regressed.

I enjoyed these very much! 20 outta 10 for the sillies :D Sorry for such a late response my life has been hectic to say the least and my brain would not cooperate in coming up with responses even though I wanted to 😭

[violetisderp]

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[kabaltakahashi99]

Zoe: pepper as I fat?-

Pepper: naw you gonna need an extra room for dat ass.

Zoe: Grrr!😡 *proceeds to pull out peppers weakness as a dynamite* wanna repeat it again honey?

Pepper: Zoe! I mean as for a video game please don’t throw the tnt at me!😭😭

Zoe: *puts it back away*

Pepper: I sorry…😢

Zoe: *comes to pepper and gives her a smooch on her lips* it’s ok I love u.

Pepper: *in my mind* that was so close I almost went to void…

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

[yyuangss-main]

could you do more asahi with a thick!reader🥺🥺 but like hc’s

YESYES okok cause you guys really loved these 👉👈

Asahi mf loves everything about you and it’s hard for him to say it bc he’s just like that

It’s easier when he writes it down so he’ll write everything he loves about you on a letter

Yes I’m still a hopeless romantic Asahi write me a love letter

But he is the fucking sweetest like... You feel self conscious about a body part? He is mf on it

One time you told him about your stretch marks on your thighs and how you wished you didn’t have them

This man kissed every single stretch mark and the ones on your arms too. I mean EVERY single one. And then he hugged you and y’all got married and lived happily ever after

Okay I’m sorry we’re not there yet. He’s also very playful and y’all can not convince me other wise

If you’re laying on your stomach this man comes and starts playing the Mario beat on dat ass 🖐😌 Spends the rest of the day laughing about it Bc he thought it was funny

He likes sleeping on your bootay as well. That or right between your thighs, arms wrapped around your left one while he brings the right one around his body. Play with his hair while he’s in that position and he’s knocked out

Like literally. Can’t wake him up for another three hours. I feel like he’s a heavy sleeper so you gotta get Daichi screaming otp to wake him up. Daichi screaming is prolly his alarm

Asahi hypes you up!! Like baby you wanna wear that dress? Hell yeah you look good in it. That skirt? You look cute asf and he stands by that!!

Will not stand for slander on you 😡 He gets super defensive and protects you whenever that happens. Later cries in the bathroom cause he can’t believe he got all that courage

Asahi’s favorite body part on you are your stretch marks. Earlier I mentioned it but he really made you less self conscious on them. He likes running his fingers over them, kissing the ones he touches, and telling you that he loves them as much as he loves you. Also the back of your thighs and your booty cause like I said 🖐😌 he is very playful and likes playing the Mario beat on them

Overall, give Asahi a thick girl and he’ll treat her like the queen she is

His love note probably went something like this:

Dear (Y/N),

I slipped this into your binder last night before I left :) and I hope you have the time to read this. If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, come back to this letter. This letter is everything I love about you.

I love the stretch marks that cover your thighs. The light ones, the darker ones, the small ones, the long ones. All the ones that adorn your body, I love them. I love the ones on your arms, the ones on your stomach, the light ones on your hips. I’ve kissed them countless of times and I’ll keep on doing it.

I love the confidence in the way you dress. Whatever you want to wear, I’ll be there to tell you how gorgeous you look. You’ve always looked stunning in your clothes and will continue to look stunning. There is no one as beautiful as you.

Your body is beautiful. You are beautiful. Your personality is beautiful. To call you mine, makes me feel happy. <3 I love you. I mean that.

— Asahi

P.S. Am I still banned from playing the Mario beat on your thighs :( ?

[lavendermilkandhoney]

Saul’s interesting details

Thank you for the tag @pinkydude​, really appreciate it! 💜

Cassidy’s story (audio above)

Expressive eyebrows

Toddler Saul

Body details

Clothes details

Self harm scars (Trigger Warning)

Johnny’s shoes

Actor reference

If you’re curious about something on the list, keep reading. :)

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Cassidy’s story (agave leaves)

The audio above is Cassidy talking about the time when Saul and him had to survive in the desert and chew on agave leaves. He does not recommend it. 😂

They found shelter I believe in the same farm you take refuge in with Panam and Saul during the sandstorm. Saul said about it “I remember the place. It should be safe.”

I don’t know where or if this story is in the game, but it’s in Cassidy’s VO. 

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Expressive eyebrows

One of my favorite features of him. Saul is very expressive with his eyebrows and the shape of it fits with his strong-willed personality, but also his softer side. When he worries about V (multiple scenes), he looks so sad and cute unlike when he’s concerned about business. He can raise one eyebrow at a time like in his voicemail. 😘😘😘

https://lavendermilkandhoney.tumblr.com/post/650758787816374272/sauls-voicemail-if-you-brought-the-panzer-to-the

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Toddler Saul

Not a lot of people know this, but Saul has a very sweet and playful side in his personality that comes out in specific moments, if you pay attention to him or talk to him more. I bet you we will see a more tender and childlike Saul in the expansions.. He has very squishable cheeks too. 🥰

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These are all genuine expressions

Need to keep a close watch on him, he’s probably already making sneaky plans for the future. 😇😈😊

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Body details

Saul has native american and hispanic features and shares a lot of similarities with Rogue and Santiago. If you wanna know more :

https://lavendermilkandhoney.tumblr.com/post/653275281417699328/santiago-flirting-with-rogue-above-is-saul-the

He doesn’t have cyberwear since the Aldecaldos rarely use it, but I think he has a heart pump, unless Mitch was making a metaphor for his heart. 🤔

He has only one tattoo on his left arm, a bit faded with the Aldecaldo horses.

Saul has very distinctive arms and they often give me a hard time for the swaps, like here where his forearm is too big and goes through Goro’s neck. 😄 I don’t know if his chest is a bit bigger to accomodate the arms, but he also has a gorgeous neck. 😏😏😏

His hair is quite iconic and in some lightings, it looks like he has a bit of gray hairs.

He has a scar above his left eyebrow. I’m surprised he doesn’t have more scars, since it’s hinted he used to be more reckless by the past. Or he has more in places I can’t see... 

His eye shape and nose have equestrian traits. He represents well the animal in many aspects : freedom, courage, endurance, vitality, loyalty, strong emotions and sexual passions. 🤗🤗🤗

In brighter lights, his eyes can look gray, but they are dark green with some golden brown near the pupil. 💚💛

He has sun damage and many wrinkles around his eyes especially, since I believe he doesn’t sleep a lot and has a lot of pressure on his shoulders. 😟

You can see the asymetry on the nose and the lips. He has that big mustache I saw a lot on hispanic men.

He has a crooked tooth or he’s missing a part of it.

He has quite pretty and clean fingernails for a nomad.

When he was hurt in “Riders on the storm”, he had a concussion, but also some pretty nasty bruises everywhere and dried blood. 

The Raffens cut a girl in front of him to try to make him talk about the camp’s location and plans. 😡😡😡

About the lighting in CP, in some instances it looks particularly bad for older people with dark skin. You can see the difference between the vanilla lighting and with cyberlit.

WHO DAT?? 😍😍😍

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Clothes details

Leather, straps, belts and buckles...

He wears some type of chaps over his pants when he straps his gun on his right leg. I hope he’ll use his revolver in the future, like Goro his katana. 😁😁😁

His belt buckle I believe is supposed to represent a horse skull.

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Self harm scars

Now this I didn’t know before doing this post. Saul has two thick vertical dark red marks on his wrists that look a lot like old self harm scars. You can see an invisible line between his arms and hands.

I tried to find if other main npcs had those marks, but I didn’t find anyone yet. All the veins I saw on the bodies are blue. 

The colors of his bruises also match the colors of the marks.

It could be storyline related since Saul seems to have a very troubled family past and struggles with depression. 😭😭😭

He wears a leather bracelet on his right wrist, but you can remove it with AMM and it’s the same marks on both sides.

Pretty veiny arms though.

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Johnny’s shoes

Saul is wearing the exact same pair of shoes Johnny wears and it was confirmed to me by @pinkydude​ who tried to removed them relentlessly at the time. 🙏🙏🙏

Seeing more and more that the devs are actually not leaving details randomly, maybe it has to do with Santiago being good friends with Johnny by the past or I’ll never know.

Saul

Johnny

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Actor reference

Pretty sure I found the exact actor a while ago they used for inspiration. They probably made Diarmaid Murtagh (his VA) study the actor’s voice cause they sound incredibly similar. The body, face, expressions and even a part of the character’s behavior and personality he was known for, matches Saul’s. But that’s gonna be another future post my friends... 😉

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Feel free to ignore if you already did it and if you do it, I wanna see yours!

Tagging @zyana-wyvern​ @cybervesna​ @gorogorogorochansan​​ @neon-chaos​ @parviocula​ @elowmojo​

[youngbuckisms]

I see your Darby in skirts point and raise you the following point: easy access. Any time you want, no buttons or zippers in the way - hell, technically a body doesn't NEED to wear anything under a skirt, and around the house I'm sure he doesn't. Any time you want to see dat butt you can just walk by and flip the skirt up. Reach up and fondle him without anything in the way. Bend him over and finger him until he comes. Just because he wears skirts for himself because gender is Weird doesn't mean you can't get a benefit out of it. - 🐶💀

Darby probably hates the ones with buttons anyway. He just wants to pull one on and not worry about all those buttons or his zipper catching on his underwear. He figures “hey, this is an easy solution“ and just doesn’t wear underwear and pulls his cute skirt up to his waist so whenever he bends down, you get to take a peak. And when he’s making food, you can just bend him over the counter and hold him by his hips so his legs don’t give out from under him from trembling. Ugh. Darby in a skirt is all I need.

Fuck gender roles tho 😡

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

To n Odd Degree ... Fae Women .. Being the Bad Ass Warrior's 🧚🏻‍♀️ That thay are ... Linda like Getting there As's Kick't ... Beaten By Male's 🧚🏻‍♂️

Enen tho Ee Male's are most of the Time Peaceful ... n Herbivore's ... The Women Oddly Like to Be Beaten By a Male ... ?

Enen Tho in the End there the Most Powerful 1 ... there Super Protective of Male's ... Like a Million Super Horny White Knight's ... Mix With Demonic Bad Ass's !

Super Protecting 1 Priness ...

Fae Women Are Endlessly Loyal ...

And in time there Bite Will Get So Strong that can Bite threw Steel ... n Have Suoer Rapid Healing Teeth !

Fuk'n Women ! Get All Da Perk's !

( Or there Moth will make New Teeth almost instantly!!! )

😡

Men Get Nothing ...

Fuk'n Asshole, Tall Gray's !

Give'n Men, Noth'n, But ... But life ... Da fuq Do I got dat dey don't Got 😡🤬😠

Foy I no c Any fuk'n Dhing ! Beside, Bullshit !

N I Hope it's Not just intelligence... if Da "Hybrid's" as u Mutfuq's Human's Call'em ... No Have ... Smart's Im'ma Never Have Sex n Maybe Rip Dem ApArT !

Yah ! I kno I be talk'n Funny ... I no give no ahit