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Gonna take him home (begging people who work at the cinema for posters after every movie and i got none)
#sena talks^#AND THEY ARE SO RUDE FOR NO REASON#i am like āHi can i get hit man posters if you can give me#and i even say please#and with no hesitation they say#NO!š”š”š”#GET OUTš”š”š”#like tf why#give datš”š”
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#DONT EVER LET ANYBODY TELL U THAT UR WRONG IF U LIKE FRENCH FRIEZ WIT UR BREAKFAST AT THE DINER šÆš#WHO DA FUCK IZ ANYBODY 2 TELL U HOW THEY SHOULD PREPARE UR POTATOES š”#AND IF THEY DO THEN U DONT GIVE THEM A FRENCH FRY š#ITS LIKE A 80 PERCENT CHANCE THEY JUST DIDNT THINK 2 GET THEM 4 THEMSELVES š§ #SIDE NOTE I REMEMBER DAVE CHAPPELLE ONCE SAID DAT HE BE GETTING ONLY HARD BOILED EGGZ FROM THE DINER š¤£#WHAT DA FUCK IZ WRONG WIT THE BOUL š
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Hello! I hope you're doing well! I have a request if you don't mind. So basically, It's a Saiki x Psychic Reader where Saiki is stressed out and needs something to make him feel better so the Reader decided to massage his back. Since Saiki never really had anyone with the same strength as him, no one could really massage him. It's like that one episode in season one or two. Anyways, it's okay if you don't want to do this for any type of reason. Be safe, thank you!
saiki getting a massage from psychic!reader
a/n: I was wondering where did my request go like? ANYWAY TYSM FOR REQUESTING! please start requesting more pookie wookie š¤ anyway you remember how I reposted that Iād do that little teasing photo (picturing saiki and reader) Iām gonna do like a little enemies to lovers kind of thing you get me? anyway I typed too much so letās getting bloody started š
warnings: sneaky comments from me, toritsuka šØ
summary: saiki gets an amazing, beautiful, sensational, eye rolling massage š„³
āno means no, y/n,ā saiki said in your mind for the umpteenth time, trying to focus on what the teacher was saying even though he didnāt need too. he smart af
āoh come on! we both know you need it, especially after you used boulders to massage your shoulders.ā you tried to reason with him only to be met with silence. You turn to Saiki with a confused look only to see him with a slightly flustered face.
āyou just had to use clairvoyance, didnāt you?ā āI always have to check up on my favourite psychic, donāt I?ā you said teasingly.
more underneath:
so! š
saikiās not too sure about this
i mean sure, your a psychic but you could be stupid like toritsuka and canāt control your strength like him.
saiki lays on his stomach on his bed, (you guys are at his house) slightly regretting saying yes to another psychic that he just met a few months ago.
you come in the room with a massaging oil, feeling proud that you finally got the psychic to give in to your request more like command
saiki doesnāt speak (hes secretly wondering why did he agree to this š). itās not until you rub the oil between your hands, and then you start to massage him is when he lets out a soft groan.
you pause. you start to overthink, did you hurt him? does he like it? itās only when saiki starts calling out your name that you zone in.
āwhyād you stop?ā saiki asked impatiently, clearly wanting you to continue. you opened your mouth to tease him but he shushed you quickly knowing that you would.
saikiās surprised that he knows you this well even though he met you a while ago. well, heās more of an observant person so that explains that. he wonders if you know him well too. (I know you well my pookie wookie boo š„ŗ)
āyour lower back too?ā you asked him, really just wanting to make him feel relaxed.. and safe.. and- focus y/n! āsure.ā
you continued to massage saiki for a couple of minutes, thinking about if he would let other people do this to him aswell.
saiki was quiet, and you didnāt hear any thoughts so you leaned over to look at him. you were met with an adorable sight! saiki sleeping š. his light snores and breathing filled your ears.
unfortunately, people canāt live the easy way saiki. SMACK! you smack saiki awake and your met with an extremely pissed looking psychic.
āwhats wrong with you? š”ā
ādid you enjoy your massage? šā
āugh..ā
saiki groans but quickly gets over it because he realises has to pay you back somehow? mmm maybe a cafe coupon? a dat- nononono..
āwhat do you want in return?ā saiki asked, his voice still a bit groggy since he just woke up. āoh nothing, you can pay me back later.ā you replied calmly, happy you could be of service. these days your parents are on more business trips so your glad your not lonely š.
saiki gets up and immediately he feels the relief from on his back. just as heās about to reach for the door handle,
āmy turn!ā š„°
āyou just said I could pay you back late-ā
IM SO SOREY THIS TOOK SO LONG
#kusuo saiki x reader#kusuo saiki x y/n#saiki fluff#saiki k x reader#saiki kusuo fluff#saiki kusuo x female!reader#saiki kusuo x gn!reader#saiki kusuo x male!reader#saiki kusuo x reader#kusuo saiki
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More Agere Crossover Shenanigans (Feat. Alolan Raichu) Because Why Not
When youāre sitting in bed and then the ideas come straight to you at 1 in the morning, so now you gotta talk about Alolan Raichu because no one has uttered a peep about it because itās always āAlolan Vulpixā this and āAlolan Sandshrewā that, but no one ever talks about the freaking pancake giver for some reason AND THIS INJUSTICE SHALL BE RECTIFIED!
In case anyone couldnāt tell, Alolan Raichu is my favorite Alolan variant because I would have a good excuse to ever evolve a Pichu (my favorite Pokemon) all the way into a Raichu, as itās everything I believe the OG Raichu should have been. The fact that no one brings up this absolute gem often is a shame because itās a literal surfing pokemon before the gold surfer mascot ripoff existed and also, HELLO, IT SERVES AND MAKES PANCAKES, HOW IS IT NOT POTENTIAL CAREGIVER CODED?!
Also, yay, more long rambling about stuff, Iām about to pull an all nighter for this ;W;
Caregiver Alolan Raichu with Regressed Inosuke
Alolan Raichu: *keeps having to make more pancakes* How much does this boy eat? I canāt keep having to make him pancakes!
Zenitsu: Believe me, I stopped asking ages ago.
Tanjiro: Ummā¦ How much batter do you have left?
Alolan Raichu: ā¦Why?
Inosuke: *wailing for more food elsewhere in the house*
Alolan Raichu: *facepalm* God dammit.
Caretaker Alolan Raichu with Pichu and Regressed Nezuko
Pichu: *being used as a stuffie currently* How long is she gonna hold me?
Nezuko: *holding the Pichu because sheās getting a shot from Shinobu* š„ŗ
Alolan Raichu: Uh, how long is she gonna be crying for after this?
Shinobu: Give or take, Iād say about 10 minutes.
Pichu: TEN MINUTES?!
*it went downhill quickly because Pichu started to freak out, and it wasnāt even getting a shot*
Caretaker Kyojuro with Regressed Tanjiro
Kyojuro: *is starting to lose his patience because Tanjiro skipped a sleep and itās starting to get to him*
Tanjiro: *currently having a meltdown*
Kyojuro: If this child breaks something in the next five seconds-
Tanjiro: *throws a lightbulb at Kyojuro*
Kyojuro: š¢ Okay, THATāS IT! Corner now, Tanjiro, youāre in huge trouble!
Tanjiro: *freaks out and starts running away*
Kyojuro: *runs after him*
Tanjiro: *dumps Legos on the floor to stall Kyojuro before running off again*
Kyojuro: *steps on the Legos* OW! š” KAMADOOOOO! *runs after him again*
*after a few minutes of the goose chase, Tanjiro slips up and runs into a corner, where Kyojuro finally gets him*
Kyojuro: *grabs Tanjiro before carrying him off to timeout* Alright, I think we need you to have a think about why you donāt throw things at people.
Tanjiro: *wailing as heās being put in timeout*
*20 minutes laterā¦*
Kyojuro: *comes back to get Tanjiro* Okay, timeout is over, you can get up now.
Tanjiro: Ī£ OćO *scoots away from Kyojuro*
Kyojuro: Come on, you donāt have to stay there anymore. *attempts to get closer*
Tanjiro: Ī£ļ¼ļ¾Š“ļ¾lllļ¼*scoots further away* Nuuuuuu!
Kyojuro: Kid, timeoutās over, youāre free to go.
Tanjiro: š„ŗ *starts wailing again*
Kyojuro: Come on, what is it this time? Why the tears, ember?
Tanjiro: *hic* K-Kyo like Shinjuroā¦ *hic* He yell like him at meā¦ That mean Kyo no like me anymoreā¦! *wailing*
Kyojuro: *realizes the horrific implication of how he lost his temper on Tanjiro* šØ Kid, no, I donāt hate you!
Tanjiro: Th-Then why you yell?
Kyojuro: I- ā¦ *sighs* I really shouldnāt have. But I did.
Tanjiro: Anā dat mean you Shinjuroā¦!
Kyojuro: No, no, it doesnāt mean Iām like him. Iām nothing like my father, Kamado.
Tanjiro: *doesnāt believe Kyojuro*
Kyojuro: *starting to feel guilty for yelling at Tanjiro earlier* Look, I know I donāt normally yell at you like that, and I should be better at handling this ācause itās you. Iā¦ *sits down next to Tanjiro* I donāt know what went wrong today, I donāt normally lose it like thisā¦
Tanjiro: Soā¦ Why Kyo yell like Shinjuroā¦?
Kyojuro: *lifts up his bangs to show a scar he got from Tanjiro throwing a lightbulb at him* This is why. It was from the lightbulb.
Tanjiro: šØ
Kyojuro: I-I got mad because it hurt, and you donāt throw things at others whenever you get upset, and I shouldāve told you that first, but I- *groans* No amount of excuses make up for yelling at you todayā¦
Tanjiro: ā¦
Kyojuro: ā¦Iām sorry, my ember. You know I wouldnāt want to hurt you on purpose. Just because I yelled at you doesnāt mean I hate youā¦ Itā¦ *starts having tears form* It means that Iā¦ *deep exhale* How can I say that I still love you when thatās the opposite of that?
Tanjiro: *slowly crawls over to Kyojuro* What do you mean?
Kyojuro: No big brother should be yelling like that to their younger siblingsā¦ especially not to their kid brothersā¦ And not like thisā¦! *starts crying* I still hurt you, no matter what my intentions wereā¦ and youāre scared of me for itā¦!
Tanjiro: Kyoā¦ Iā¦ *hugs Kyojuro* Iām sorryā¦ I shouldnāt say Kyo like Shinā¦ You nothing like him, not at allā¦! I hurt you saying datā¦! I hurt Aniki by calling him awfulā¦! *starts crying again*
Kyojuro: *hugs Tanjiro back* Kamado, Iām so sorry I made you think I was like my fatherā¦ I donāt want to turn out like he is now. Especially when I still want to care for you, my little ember. *sniff* You know I love you. But sometimesā¦ we have to do things that donāt make us happy. Like how I had to put you in timeout earlier because you threw that lightbulb at me. It doesnāt mean I love you any less than now. Do you get what Iām saying?
Tanjiro: *nods*
Kyojuro: Iāll forgive you for doing that if you can forgive me for upsetting you, okay?
Tanjiro: *nods again* I forgive Anikiā¦ Donāt like seeing him cryā¦ It break my heartā¦
Kyojuro: I forgive you too, Kamado. I donāt like seeing you upset like this either. *picks up Tanjiro and starts carrying him to the living room* Wanna lay down with me for a bit?
Tanjiro: *nods*
Caretakers Hu Tao & Tengen with Regressed Gyomei & Zhongli
Aether: Which story did you two tell them about this time?
Hu Tao: I swear, every time I get to the part about rocks, he starts crying for some reason because he thinks the rocks get hurt! And then the other guy started to cry for the same exact reason!
Tengen: How the hell do rocks even have feelings?
Hu Tao: You tell me! I donāt know geology!
Gyomei: *in the background weeping softly again*
Hu Tao: Why does he cry for everything?!
Tengen: Itās Gyomei, we donāt ask him that because itās rude and heāll start crying again. Why does your grandpa dragon baby cry over something that isnāt alive every time you bring it up falling from a mountain?
Hu Tao: Hey, you do not talk about the Geo Archon like that, dingus steak!
Tengen: And you donāt talk about the Stone Hashira like that, you Palworld Flame Drifloon!
Hu Tao: I AM NOTHING LIKE THAT NFT š¤¬ NINTENDO RIPOFF! (She threw a cuss word in the sentence, which got censored)
Aether: *groans* Do I need to get the adeptus to handle this?
Hu Tao & Tengen: š³ No, sir!
Caretaker Alolan Raichu & Kamaboko Squad with Regressed Hashira
(I delegated the Kamaboko Squad to include Aoi because there was no way she was getting left out of this; they have 7 members total in my headcanon, so take that as you will)
Aoi: Okay, Tanjiro has Giyu, Zenitsu, you get Tengen, Inosuke gets Obanai because he can check for poison, Genya gets Sanemi because he refuses to eat anyone elseās cooking besides mine, Kanao gets Shinobu, Nezuko getsā¦ *looks over the list* Uhhhhā¦
Genya: What now, lady?!
Aoi: We have a problem. *pulls up her staff list* If I assign Nezuko to Kyojuro, Mitsuri, Muichiro, or Gyomei, thereāll be an issue. Mitsuri and Kyojuro have huge appetites, and Nezukoās not equipped for that. Muichiro may get distracted again and distract Nezuko on accident while attempting his breakfast. And Gyomeiās not too keen on having her near because heās still getting used to having kids be near him again, and I donāt think I want to push it.
Nezuko: Iām not that young, Aoi!
Aoi: And heās 7ā2, heās gonna think itās a kid heās talking to, and the only three of us that can handle him are myself, Tanjiro, or Genya. But if I have you swap out with Tanjiro, then Tanjiroās stuck having to either do Kyojuro or Tengen, and Tengen specifically wanted Zenitsu today because he had Inosuke mess up his order last time!
Inosuke: It was just dirt, woman!
Aoi: And thatās the problem!
Alolan Raichu: *floats in* Hey, guys, whatās going on?
Tanjiro: Aoi promised the Hashira a breakfast banquet today, and sheās trying to figure out who to assign which of us to.
Alolan Raichu: Can I see that list?
Aoi: *hands the Raichu the list*
Alolan Raichu: *looking over the list* About half of this is gonna go wrong because the wrong people are serving the wrong Hashira.
Aoi: WHAT?! Nonononononononono- What did I do wrong?!
Alolan Raichu: Donāt worry, I can fix this for you. Giyu can be served by either Tanjiro or Nezuko since they know his favorite dish better than the rest of you. Whichever one gets Giyu has the other get Kyojuro. Thatās one scenario that could work, but that leaves the rest as subpar options to serve the other 7 Hashira. Ideally, both Nezuko and Tanjiro can serve almost all of them, but you have to put into account what they also dislike. For instance, Tanjiro, whatās your preference, Obanai or Sanemi?
Tanjiro: Uhā¦ Obanai because he doesnāt hate me as much?
Alolan Raichu: Right, Nezuko, what about you?
Nezuko: Umā¦ Sanemi because I donāt trust Obanai all that much.
Alolan Raichu: *pulls up chalkboard to show a diagram* See, if we had to put people to serve someone they ideally would avoid, based on picking the lesser of the poisons, Tanjiro would rather get Obanai despite the latter hating him just for talking to Mitsuri because he and Sanemi are a 75/25% chance ratio to getting into a fight or leaving it be for now. Meanwhile, since Nezuko doesnāt like Obanai, sheād rather get Sanemi in this case instead.
Zenitsu: How in the world did you come up with that?
Alolan Raichu: I got 25 baby Pokemon that I watch back at home, four of them play in a fighting game tournament. What do you think?
Kanao: Soā¦ who gets who?
Alolan Raichu: Do any of you object to me getting two of the Hashira and yāall get one?
*Laterā¦*
Kyojuro: *decided to eat off the floor because the table didnāt feel right to him for some reason (donāt ask how that happened)*
Alolan Raichu: Kyojuro, for the last time, someone will step on the pancakes if you eat it in the pathway.
Kyojuro: *confused full mouth noises*
Alolan Raichu: *moves the plate onto the seat* See? Now you can eat on the floor and no one will step on your food!
Obanai: *accidentally stepped on Mitsuriās food and is crying*
Mitsuri: *more concerned that Obanai is crying rather than her food being stepped on*
Alolan Raichu: ā¦Like that. š
Kyojuro: Ohā¦ *noms the pancakes*
Alolan Raichu: Itās okay, guys, Iāll fix it for you! *yells to Genya* GENYA, GET THE FIRST AID KIT! KANAO IS BUSY WITH SHINOBU!
Gyomei: *sleeping on the floor because he got bored*
Aoi: I had people wake up early for thisā¦
Alolan Raichu: It could be worse! Inosuke couldāve put dirt in the oatmeal because Sanemi said no earlier.
Alolan Raichu with Regressed Tengen (Feat. Unhelpful Itto)
Itto: Oh, come on! Itās not like itāll kill us!
Alolan Raichu: *dragging Itto away from the bag of dog food* Just because you think the idea is good doesnāt mean you should act upon it! Now I see why Rengoku asked for my help with Tengen today.
Tengen: *watching Miira no Kaikata again*
Alolan Raichu: Tengen, spit that out please!
Tengen: *spits out the dog food*
Believe me, I wish I could save some of this as a copy because itās all fanfic ideas and I have not the capacity to keep them all straight, tell me how you like them, May! *collapses because I stayed away to write this out, HELP*
Okay but at least this was a new idea, try finally getting an idea to solve that ONE plot hole only to forget about it come morning. Truly I feel your pain. Also currently answering this while I make mac and cheese, whoo multitasking >:3 hereās to hoping the pot doesnāt over boil
~Alolan Raichu??? Nah nah nah, āØ freaking pancake giver āØ
~Just wait for a baby Mitsuri if you think Inosuke can eat a lot XD
~Wait thatās so cute š„ŗ Let Nezuko cuddle with the Pichu shots are very scary. A cuddle buddy is a must
~Oh gosh. Tanjiroās me. Just. Yeah. Overtired and over emotional. And then saying that Rengoku is like his father. Ouch. Low blow little guy.
~Bdjsbjsbj oh my gosh not Zhongli and Gyomei crying over a fictional story. Aether is so done with this crap. They are asking the wrong questions. Why does Hu Tao keep telling stories with rocks getting hurt in them at all??? We all know Hu Tao will not learn her lesson and do the exact same thing again
~But also Gyomei and Zhonngli, them being small together is such a cute idea. It just fits. :3
~Breakfast equals chaos and you know what? Rengoku is very right about eating while sitting on the floor. I do that all the time lol.
~Itto with the motto of, everything is eatable if you try hard enough >:3
~Jdbskn XD at this rate anime is going to be banned from anyone whoās regressed.
I enjoyed these very much! 20 outta 10 for the sillies :D Sorry for such a late response my life has been hectic to say the least and my brain would not cooperate in coming up with responses even though I wanted to š
#mayliz rambles#demon slayer agere#genshin agere#fandom agere#crossover#agere headcanons#age regression#sfw agere#anime agere#age regression headcanons
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Kirby, kirby, kirby. š
Thats the name you should knooooww š¤ š„
Kirby, kirby, kirby he's the star of the showw š
He's more then ya think, he's got maximum pink! ā¼ļøš„
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could you do more asahi with a thick!readerš„ŗš„ŗ but like hcās
YESYES okok cause you guys really loved these šš
Asahi mf loves everything about you and itās hard for him to say it bc heās just like that
Itās easier when he writes it down so heāll write everything he loves about you on a letter
Yes Iām still a hopeless romantic Asahi write me a love letter
But he is the fucking sweetest like... You feel self conscious about a body part? He is mf on it
One time you told him about your stretch marks on your thighs and how you wished you didnāt have them
This man kissed every single stretch mark and the ones on your arms too. I mean EVERY single one. And then he hugged you and yāall got married and lived happily ever after
Okay Iām sorry weāre not there yet. Heās also very playful and yāall can not convince me other wise
If youāre laying on your stomach this man comes and starts playing the Mario beat on dat ass šš Spends the rest of the day laughing about it Bc he thought it was funny
He likes sleeping on your bootay as well. That or right between your thighs, arms wrapped around your left one while he brings the right one around his body. Play with his hair while heās in that position and heās knocked out
Like literally. Canāt wake him up for another three hours. I feel like heās a heavy sleeper so you gotta get Daichi screaming otp to wake him up. Daichi screaming is prolly his alarm
Asahi hypes you up!! Like baby you wanna wear that dress? Hell yeah you look good in it. That skirt? You look cute asf and he stands by that!!
Will not stand for slander on you š” He gets super defensive and protects you whenever that happens. Later cries in the bathroom cause he canāt believe he got all that courage
Asahiās favorite body part on you are your stretch marks. Earlier I mentioned it but he really made you less self conscious on them. He likes running his fingers over them, kissing the ones he touches, and telling you that he loves them as much as he loves you. Also the back of your thighs and your booty cause like I said šš he is very playful and likes playing the Mario beat on them
Overall, give Asahi a thick girl and heāll treat her like the queen she is
His love note probably went something like this:
Dear (Y/N),
I slipped this into your binder last night before I left :) and I hope you have the time to read this. If youāre ever feeling down about yourself, come back to this letter. This letter is everything I love about you.
I love the stretch marks that cover your thighs. The light ones, the darker ones, the small ones, the long ones. All the ones that adorn your body, I love them. I love the ones on your arms, the ones on your stomach, the light ones on your hips. Iāve kissed them countless of times and Iāll keep on doing it.
I love the confidence in the way you dress. Whatever you want to wear, Iāll be there to tell you how gorgeous you look. Youāve always looked stunning in your clothes and will continue to look stunning. There is no one as beautiful as you.
Your body is beautiful. You are beautiful. Your personality is beautiful. To call you mine, makes me feel happy. <3 I love you. I mean that.
ā Asahi
P.S. Am I still banned from playing the Mario beat on your thighs :( ?
#haikyuu#haikyuu imagines#hq reader insert#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#hq asahi#azumane asahi x reader#asahi azumane x you#azumane asahi#asahi azumane#asahi azumane x reader#asahi x reader
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Saulās interesting details
Thank you for the tag @pinkydudeā, really appreciate it!Ā š
Cassidyās story (audio above)
Expressive eyebrows
Toddler Saul
Body details
Clothes details
Self harm scars (Trigger Warning)
Johnnyās shoes
Actor reference
If youāre curious about something on the list, keep reading. :)
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Cassidyās story (agave leaves)
The audio above is Cassidy talking about the time when Saul and him had to survive in the desert and chew on agave leaves. He does not recommend it.Ā š
They found shelter I believe in the same farm you take refuge in with Panam and Saul during the sandstorm. Saul said about itĀ āI remember the place. It should be safe.ā
I donāt know where or if this story is in the game, but itās in Cassidyās VO.Ā
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Expressive eyebrows
One of my favorite features of him. Saul is very expressive with his eyebrows and the shape of it fits with his strong-willed personality, but also his softer side. When he worries about V (multiple scenes), he looks so sad and cute unlike when heās concerned about business. He can raise one eyebrow at a time like in his voicemail.Ā ššš
https://lavendermilkandhoney.tumblr.com/post/650758787816374272/sauls-voicemail-if-you-brought-the-panzer-to-the
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Toddler Saul
Not a lot of people know this, but Saul has a very sweet and playful side in his personality that comes out in specific moments, if you pay attention to him or talk to him more. I bet you we will see aĀ more tender andĀ childlike Saul in the expansions.. He has very squishable cheeks too.Ā š„°
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These are all genuine expressions
Need to keep a close watch on him, heās probably already making sneaky plans for the future. ššš
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Body details
Saul hasĀ native american and hispanic features and shares a lot of similarities with Rogue and Santiago. If you wanna know more :
https://lavendermilkandhoney.tumblr.com/post/653275281417699328/santiago-flirting-with-rogue-above-is-saul-the
He doesnāt have cyberwear since the Aldecaldos rarely use it, but I think he has a heart pump, unless Mitch was making a metaphor for his heart.Ā š¤
He has only one tattoo on his left arm, a bit faded with the Aldecaldo horses.
Saul has very distinctive arms and they often give me a hard time for the swaps, like here where his forearm is too big and goes through Goroās neck.Ā š I donāt know if hisĀ chestĀ is a bit bigger to accomodate the arms, but he also hasĀ a gorgeous neck.Ā ššš
His hair is quite iconic and in some lightings, it looks like he has a bit of gray hairs.
He has a scar above his left eyebrow. Iām surprised he doesnāt have more scars, since itās hinted he used to be more reckless by the past. Or he has more in places I canāt see...Ā
His eye shape and noseĀ haveĀ equestrian traits. He represents well the animal in many aspects : freedom, courage, endurance, vitality, loyalty, strong emotions and sexual passions.Ā š¤š¤š¤
In brighter lights, his eyes can look gray, but they are dark green with some goldenĀ brown near the pupil.Ā šš
He has sun damage and many wrinkles around his eyes especially, since I believe he doesnāt sleep a lot and has a lot of pressure on his shoulders.Ā š
You can see the asymetry on the nose and the lips. He has that big mustache I saw a lot on hispanic men.
He has a crooked tooth or heās missing a part of it.
He has quite pretty and clean fingernails for a nomad.
When he was hurt in āRiders on the stormā, he had a concussion, but also some pretty nasty bruises everywhere and dried blood.Ā
The Raffens cut a girl in front of him to try to make him talk about the campās location and plans.Ā š”š”š”
About the lighting in CP, in some instances it looks particularly bad for older people with dark skin. You can see the difference between the vanilla lighting and with cyberlit.
WHO DAT??Ā ššš
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Clothes details
Leather, straps, belts and buckles...
He wears some type of chapsĀ over his pants when he straps his gun on his right leg. I hope heāll use his revolver in the future, like Goro his katana.Ā ššš
His belt buckleĀ I believe is supposed to represent a horse skull.
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Self harm scars
Now this I didnāt know before doing this post. Saul has two thick vertical dark red marks on his wrists that look a lot like old self harm scars. You can see anĀ invisible line between his arms and hands.
I tried to find if other main npcs had those marks, but I didnāt find anyone yet. All the veins I saw on the bodies are blue.Ā
The colors of his bruises also match the colors of the marks.
It could be storyline related since Saul seems to have a very troubled family past and struggles with depression.Ā ššš
He wears a leather bracelet on his right wrist, but you can remove it with AMM and itās the same marksĀ on both sides.
Pretty veiny arms though.
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Johnnyās shoes
Saul is wearing the exact same pair of shoes Johnny wears and it was confirmed to me by @pinkydudeā who tried to removed them relentlessly at the time.Ā ššš
Seeing more and more that the devs are actually not leaving details randomly, maybe it has to do with Santiago being good friends with Johnny by the past or Iāll never know.
Saul
Johnny
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Actor reference
Pretty sure I found the exact actor a while ago they used for inspiration. They probably made Diarmaid Murtagh (his VA) study the actorās voice cause they sound incredibly similar. TheĀ body, face, expressions and even a part of the characterās behavior andĀ personalityĀ he was known for, matches Saulās. But thatās gonna be another future post my friends...Ā š
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I see your Darby in skirts point and raise you the following point: easy access. Any time you want, no buttons or zippers in the way - hell, technically a body doesn't NEED to wear anything under a skirt, and around the house I'm sure he doesn't. Any time you want to see dat butt you can just walk by and flip the skirt up. Reach up and fondle him without anything in the way. Bend him over and finger him until he comes. Just because he wears skirts for himself because gender is Weird doesn't mean you can't get a benefit out of it. - š¶š
Darby probably hates the ones with buttons anyway. He just wants to pull one on and not worry about all those buttons or his zipper catching on his underwear. He figures āhey, this is an easy solutionā and just doesnāt wear underwear and pulls his cute skirt up to his waist so whenever he bends down, you get to take a peak. And when heās making food, you can just bend him over the counter and hold him by his hips so his legs donāt give out from under him from trembling. Ugh. Darby in a skirt is all I need.
Fuck gender roles tho š”
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To n Odd Degree ... Fae Women .. Being the Bad Ass Warrior's š§š»āāļø That thay are ... Linda like Getting there As's Kick't ... Beaten By Male's š§š»āāļø
Enen tho Ee Male's are most of the Time Peaceful ... n Herbivore's ... The Women Oddly Like to Be Beaten By a Male ... ?
Enen Tho in the End there the Most Powerful 1 ... there Super Protective of Male's ... Like a Million Super Horny White Knight's ... Mix With Demonic Bad Ass's !
Super Protecting 1 Priness ...
Fae Women Are Endlessly Loyal ...
And in time there Bite Will Get So Strong that can Bite threw Steel ... n Have Suoer Rapid Healing Teeth !
Fuk'n Women ! Get All Da Perk's !
( Or there Moth will make New Teeth almost instantly!!! )
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Men Get Nothing ...
Fuk'n Asshole, Tall Gray's !
Give'n Men, Noth'n, But ... But life ... Da fuq Do I got dat dey don't Got š”š¤¬š
Foy I no c Any fuk'n Dhing ! Beside, Bullshit !
N I Hope it's Not just intelligence... if Da "Hybrid's" as u Mutfuq's Human's Call'em ... No Have ... Smart's Im'ma Never Have Sex n Maybe Rip Dem ApArT !
Yah ! I kno I be talk'n Funny ... I no give no ahit
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