#girl. :)

[screampied]

Vegas x squirtnation christmas (or new year's) fic when? New theme ate btw. Never knew you were into kpop. As you can tell, i'm new here 🥲

JINGLE BALLED! A SQUIRTMAS MIRACUM!

⁺₊❅⋆ sum. santa isn’t the only thing that’s getting stuck in a chimney! prepare for vegas's holly jolly STRAP.

wc. 12.9k (YEAHHHHHH BABY)

warnings. squirtnation x vegas, unprotected, usage of strap, degradation, praise, dom! vegas, SNOWBALLSSSSS, 1385 inched dick, hair pulling

an. omg welcome new person ^.^ happy holidays nonnie <3 thank you SOOOO MUCH. here is my christmas present to the wet nation of the squirters ;)

“strip,” vegas murmurs, roving her eyes down your frame.

she towered over you with heels, despite being short as fuck but we won’t talk about that. quickly, your clothes drop to the floor with a loud thud.

the intimacy of her hooded, hazel eyes scanning at each part of your nude body had your heart racing. each beat made you suck in a breath as she inched closer until she pulls out…. that.

it’s a strap - not just any strap though, but a strap that had the bedazzling words of ‘SCREAMPIED’ glued to the sides in cold. her and that damn username.

the strap multicolored strap was very thick though, and you’d have to guess that it was probably about well over a thousand inches. “u.. um, madam vegas,” you furrow a curling brow, getting down on your knees submissively. “that’s ah- really… big.”

“i know,” she smugly grins. “she’s pretty, ain’t she?” vegas hums, giving the lengthy oversized toy that hung across her waist. it’s sparkly, and the tip was already covered in gloss that you didn’t wanna guess exactly what. giving the strap a few pumping strokes, you watched as she rubbed a hand against her thigh tattoo. “checkin’ me out, sweetheart? don’t be shy,” and her hand softly wraps around the back of your throat.

“come give santa-vegas some lovin’..”

AHHHHH GOT YO ASS. merry christmas :D

[not-psychotic]

[vigilskeep]

Do you think maybe Villa Dellamorte has one of those massive pantries/root cellars and that that's where Lucanis used to hide away as a child? Tucked in somewhere dark and cool, reading his wyvern books by lamplight, the cooks and sculleries checking in on him and keeping him secret from Caterina? Maybe he found a blanket someone "accidentally" left there, or a small cushion, and never questioned the little basket of snacks that found its way into his nook.

i’d believe it! it definitely seems like the kitchens were a safe place for him and that’s one of the reasons he has such positive associations with cooking and being around the food. when the crossroads magically smell like home and comfort: “coffee. like illario and i smelled in the kitchen where we grew up.” and from banter with emmrich; “i used to help the kitchen staff in the villa when i was a boy. it gave me something to do between lessons with caterina.” “so it’s not a crow skill for hiding poisons in food.” “it’s good for that, too. but mostly i just wanted to know how to make churros.” something he was allowed to do just out of interest, that can even be passed off as useful for his training. remembered kindnesses from the staff would mesh well with how much compassion he has for the household slaves in the wigmaker job. i can see them letting him hide away in the pantry like you say and pretending he’s sooo good at assassinning that they couldn’t possibly notice

less directly connected to his pantry-based living habits, but i also think we have a canon version of something like what you describe that he kept completely to himself: the secret “escape route” you take into the villa dellamorte, about which he says “illario doesn’t know it’s here. caterina didn’t even tell me about it. i found it playing here alone as a boy.” and it’s a sort of cave-like passageway under the house. you KNOW that was his little wyvern lair and that he really loved it if he didn’t even share with illario

[ef-1]

Perez getting knocked out in Q1 by the Sauber car that has no engine, no aero, no engineering, just a Wicked sponsorship and a dream? More likely than you think

[dapper-nahrwhale]

Extremely normal about Jacob "saw through the shapshifter because my dad would die before telling me he understood and loved me then throwing both of us down a hole and fighting myself and winning" Stone

[gatoburr0]

hiiii sugilite I love your hair

[goldensunset]

SHES BACK FROM THE WAR

SHE IS UNDYING 💪🔥‼️😤💯🐶🐺☀️ THE SUN RISES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

[merrysithmas]

legolas is a combination of aragorn's elvish upbringing and his chosen home of the Wilds with the remnants of his Dunedain kin, the Rangers.

he is elvish but wild, mirkwoodian, connected to the land and real, present. sharp and discerning, cold and clear like a river, strong and soft as the warmth of the sun.

&

aragorn is a combination of royal blood (legolas' sheltered royal upbringing and duty to legacy) but also represents legolas' dreams and appreciation of nature and goodwill and purpose beyond immortality.

aragorn is bound by duty but also has his own agency and strives to do good beyond expectation and at his own expense, he inspires legolas.

!!!

they were one another's companions for scores and scores of years and accepted one another, were each other's battle partners and emotional support. whereas aragorn only saw arwen a few times in twenty years and she represented the lofty ideal of his potential, legolas was the every day brass tacks partner in aragorn's life, and represents the reality of love vs. the ideal of love. legolas is the one who helped aragorn form his identity and accept himself & vice versa, essentially eclipsing and remolding the fantasy of love with the beauty of the grounded reality of it.

they are perfect for each other

[wulfhalls]

enkidu in the underworld getting his dick disintegrated by the forces of evil or whatever going damn gilgamesh is gonna be so upset about this

[touchd0wn-boy]

BLINK-182 - ALL THE SMALL THINGS Denver, Colorado | June 27, 2024

[conceptofjoy]

[pyrotechnicdarts]

limpest wrist on cybertron

[scoringeffects]

why be edged when u can simply wait for the pwhl to announce thier team names and logos

[antiquesintheattic]

[bastardbvby]

george.