I keep making the joke that pulling up to Griffin Rock is the closest thing to a vacation Optimus ever gets, and that's true like 90% of the time when there's a crossover episode, but man. Getting trapped in an alternate dystopian timeline for a bit must have left some interesting emotional scars.
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saiki who normally keeps his body at the most perfectly average temperature x kuboyasu who, weirdly enough considering his size and all, actually runs pretty cold..
so saiki starts subtly raising his temperature, specifically garnering heat into his hands and arms, so that kuboyasu will subconsciously want to be close to him and TOUCHING HIS HANDS AND ARMS
"wow, your hands are so warm!" is basically kusuos version of getting a guy to compare hand sizes with you☠️queer boy..
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(alastor trying to do a radio episode with angel)
alastor: so you were socialized as a girl. how do you define the male gaze?
angel: the male gays?
alastor: yes.
angel: me. the gay males. homosexuality.
alastor: ...no, i mean, have you ever seen a robert palmer music video?
angel: no but his songs are great to strip to.
alastor: ..........alrighty, i'm gonna need to take five. i already cut the mic signal so--
angel: balls. penis and also dick and balls. gabagool.
alastor: ...great. ten. i'm gonna need to take ten.
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gerard way skirt will have me saying insane things liike i wish i was still in brisbane australia
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sorry do stores in the us genuinely not let you leave without buying??? im freaking out americans please confirm
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some of yall would make the acronym "lgt and the b's we deem queer enough" and its incredibly obvious
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The minute i see someone change into a zombie im robbing a gun store and killing myself like why would you ever wanna survive that? 😭
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oh my god ibispaint has actually started trying to upload all 343 of my drawings to the cloud. its struggling so hard. i kind of feel bad- oh never mind i ran out of storage at Untitled325 LMFAOOOOOOOO
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i think the witcher makes me feel a profound sadness every night because it’s about all the things we love so much, or that we wish we had, but can never get back. the tragedy of the uncontrollable. the pain of loss.
ciri, despite her youth and innocence, loses her home and family and then she even her adoptive parents, and then she even loses her youth and her innocence, and is left with nothing but a grotesque scar symbolizing her trauma that doesn’t fit her childlike face and a hardened, green glare. and a sword, which is only a burden.
her parents, despite their incredible love for her, despite all of their agony and sacrifice to get her back, despite their own loss of their honor, their pride, their blood — they lose her too. they lose a child, the most tragic loss of all.
dandelion loses his best friend, clutching at his memories like the weeds growing by loch eskalott, trying to grasp the last twenty years to write his memoires.
milva hears her father’s words when she shoots, and his wheezing echoes in her mind.
regis lost himself, his entire life, all the people he ever loved and chased away.
cahir, despite his large family that loves him more than imperial orders, can never return to darn dyffrya, feel the sun on his face in vicovaro ever again.
angoulême wonders if her mother would have loved her had she not abandoned her, imagines what her hand patting her head in praise could have felt like.
and then geralt loses them. all of them, one by one.
and nimue, reading about it all, can never meet the figures of the legend she has obsessed over for years and years… she has her part to play in it, she can know their voices from dialogues and know their faces from etchings, but will never be able to tell them she loves them, tell them how much they mean to her.
even when they find what they’re searching for, even when they find what they’ve desired so — it’s only for a bittersweet moment. they shortly lose it again. everyone in this series is so intertwined together and caught in the same snare of destiny, and at the very same time so very alone and abandoned
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Everyone talking about the bangers in Journey to Bethlehem and nobody's saying a /word/ about how absurd/petrifying/psychotic Mary, Married's Good for You is 😦 Like, they're essentially brainwashing her into giving up her dreams of teaching?
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Man I....can't stop thinking about the minefield that is fat barbie. Like. Like it already sucks to be a bigger girl who can't share clothes with her friends. Now barbie can't either. No girl is ever going to consciously pick out the fat barbie bc that's admitting something you know or want to change and I can't even imagine being GIVEN a fat barbie by an adult I'd be thinking about it nonstop for years.
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I literally started sobbing in a dressing room when my mom forced me to try on one of those frilly, tutu-like prom dresses and almost made me get it and somehow nobody realized I wasn't a girl
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I <3 transmasc Wendy because it adds another thing to the kid who does not know how to handle anything being thrown into everything pile but instead of a thing like dead sister it's the prospect that he kind of likes having short hair and the idea of being a guy and it still makes him feel like the world is ending until suddenly the ppl around him are just like fine with it and everything is like cool actually and he melts over that too until finally he's just a normal baby trans person and can get back to being bad at coping with his other hashtag issues again
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I Do Think. And I think this is where AraSawa and MineDai could diverge in a way.
Because with a question like that, I think Mine is genuinely oblivious, and perhaps at the time not fully aware or willing to admit to himself certain Truths.
I can't quite tell Exactly Why the question caught him off guard that badly, but I don't think it really occurred to him that it kind of sounded like Daigo was interested in him, because he was hung up on being asked about his personal life at all.
I especially don't think it did because, well, Daigo takes him to the middle of the hotel district and tells him he wants some action, right. Most people would catch on to the implication but Mine's just like "oh like at the batting center :)?" And even Daigo seems dumbfounded here, like that's not at all the answer he was expecting.
I don't even care if it's the brainworms, I genuinely think he was planning to send Mine up to a hotel room for one reason or another (either propositioning him directly or proposing idk a threesome/foursome) and it didn't work out because Mine is too dense to pick up on that kind of thing.
And with Jo, like how Mine was all Mine.exe Stopped Responding, I think we'd also get to see a variation of Sawashiro.exe Stopped Responding. But it wouldn't be for the same reasons. Because it's like, maybe Mine doesn't know, but Jo knows and doesn't know what to do with it. Mine's え? is to express genuine confusion, but Jo's え? is to buy time to put up a dozen psyche locks.
daigo talking with mine it's like. he's not used to a man being seemingly so genuinely interested in him, never mind that man being his superior (who insists mine doesnt treat him like his superior tonight and even insists he call him something more personal) who wants to be his equal and so he doesn't catch on to the Evident advances because isn't that a bit forward? isn't that a bit much? mine hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of attention yet has he.......
and then arakawa talking to jo it's just
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ive said it before but laudna would absolutely adore ylfa, and ylfa would be obsessed with her
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Scandal is such an insane show cause you watch it like damn this Republican married president who's abusing his wife sure sucks and is also abusing and harassing the main character he loves so so much or whatever then you look at the fandom and it's like olitz 4vr.
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