#girl!Phil

[chemicalarospec]

I love how Phil is the passenger princess in everything in their relationship, except dnp's finances, which he completely controls. Capital £ester knows one thing and one thing only: the bank.

[ahappydnp]

dan acting like phil winning that plushie is new information when he dailyboothed AND tweeted about it when it happened smh bet he doesn't even remember the comedy gold that is the "hell demon" video

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[rakkuntoast]

the devil works fast but i work faster (i love yuri)

[amid-fandoms]

the idea of phil going to exhibits and pointing at different historical figures and calling them gay is so funny to me he SO looks like the type of person to do that

[pheyphem]

one of my favorite things the phandom does is compare dan and phil to people interacting with horses. it's such a specific form of comedy and it's fucking hilarious every time

(x, x)

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[arthousephil]

Dan and Phil's TIT tour × Troye Sivan on SWEAT tour

2024, year of youtube twinks simulating gay sex on stage

bonus:

[dapg-otmebytheballs]

Them talking about the hiatus like

Dan: "I did my own tour I wrote a book I wrote a tv show and got shafted and made a big video about that I did dystopia daily"

Phil: "I developed my own chronic illness 🥰"

[pseudophan]

nobody knows their audience better than dan and phil

[theythemmer]

hear me out

(bonus sister philippa)

[gremlinshatephilosophers]

They liked this comment?

Which is fascinating because A: they’re liking a comment asking for a video elaborating on queer MySpace emo culture (which I’m sure plenty of people would like to hear them talk about but it’s not the sort of thing I’d expect them to make a further video on and certainly not get people’s hopes up by liking a comment) and B: that comment is almost definitely from a bot lmao

[ahappydnp]

dan really said some dumb bitch in my uni halls burnt pasta lmao as if that was not one of his Main Stories from his incredibly short term dorm experience

[phanrenaissance]

funniest thing that came out of the rpf tournament is finding out there's like. 5 middle aged women who are absolutely ride or die for the homophobic guy from supernatural who got dumped by his co-stars over twitter

[danrifics]

i don’t think yall even understand cos WTF WAS THIS ABOUT

(from antwerp cred @/first_itboy on twitter)

[fiasco95]

Regulus: I’m stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front garden.

James: Done and done!

Regulus: Is that an expression or did you only remember two of the things I said?

James:

James: …The second.

Regulus, sighing: I’ll leave you a message.

James: Okay!

Regulus, ringing James to leave a voicemail:

James, picking up the call: YELLO!

Regulus, shaking his head: …James.

James: Sorry!! Call back!!

(Jegulus as Phil & Claire from Modern Family, again.)