#girl!Phil

[ahappydnp]

dan acting like phil winning that plushie is new information when he dailyboothed AND tweeted about it when it happened smh bet he doesn't even remember the comedy gold that is the "hell demon" video

[chemicalarospec]

I love how Phil is the passenger princess in everything in their relationship, except dnp's finances, which he completely controls. Capital £ester knows one thing and one thing only: the bank.

[laddersmp3]

We.. are… best friends!!

[rakkuntoast]

the devil works fast but i work faster (i love yuri)

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[amid-fandoms]

the idea of phil going to exhibits and pointing at different historical figures and calling them gay is so funny to me he SO looks like the type of person to do that

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[you-go-too-slow-for-me]

Campaign to get Dan and Phil to play the "Girl Talk: A Game of Truth or Dare" game circa 1995

TRUST ME PHANNIES

WE NEED TO SEE THIS

@danielhowell @amazingphil Make it happen!!

[reunitedinterlude]

the funniest person

[arthousephil]

Dan and Phil's TIT tour × Troye Sivan on SWEAT tour

2024, year of youtube twinks simulating gay sex on stage

bonus:

[ahappydnp]

dan really said some dumb bitch in my uni halls burnt pasta lmao as if that was not one of his Main Stories from his incredibly short term dorm experience

[dapg-otmebytheballs]

Them talking about the hiatus like

Dan: "I did my own tour I wrote a book I wrote a tv show and got shafted and made a big video about that I did dystopia daily"

Phil: "I developed my own chronic illness ���"

[pseudophan]

nobody knows their audience better than dan and phil

[theythemmer]

hear me out

(bonus sister philippa)

[gremlinshatephilosophers]

They liked this comment?

Which is fascinating because A: they’re liking a comment asking for a video elaborating on queer MySpace emo culture (which I’m sure plenty of people would like to hear them talk about but it’s not the sort of thing I’d expect them to make a further video on and certainly not get people’s hopes up by liking a comment) and B: that comment is almost definitely from a bot lmao

[phanrenaissance]

funniest thing that came out of the rpf tournament is finding out there's like. 5 middle aged women who are absolutely ride or die for the homophobic guy from supernatural who got dumped by his co-stars over twitter