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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—
#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18#like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like#‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman#dc#text#text post
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I’m crying 😭
#not ok. call police#gimme them gays.#hazbin hotel#angel dust#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel memes#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#im cryin#sobbing#from loser to lover
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rugby!!! winner gets price’s hand in marriage
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#a day in the loife of a true brexit geezah#in my heart price is a big boy ☺️#I NEED A BIG BOY GIMME A BIG BOY☹️☹️🫶🫶#ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏#john price x reader#captain john price x reader x soap#captain john price#price mw2#price cod#john price#alejandro x rudy#alejandro cod#alejandro vargas#alejandro mw2#alejandro vargas x rodolfo parra#rodolfo parra#alejandro x rodolfo#rudy call of duty#rudy mw2#rodolfo x reader#141 fanart#cod fanart#ghost mw2#simon ghost riley x john soap mactavish#ghost x soap#soap mctavish#gaz x reader#gaz mw2#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick
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When that first date chemistry is perfection 💖
[Thank you for these pictures @sylasthegrim 💜]
#tom glynn carney#ewan mitchell#house of the dragon#look at our boys#feeding our aegmond brainrot#aegmond#aegond#whatever the ship is called#gimme a captain's hat
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MLM <3
Husband!König: Who loves your food so much he puts on a few pounds but only notices when you knead his stomach :3 Husband!König: Who can only fall asleep ontop of you so if you randomly feel a heavy weight on you?, That's just your husband. Husband!König: Who watches you jerk off through the secret cameras he set up for "safety" purposes when he really just wanted to see his husband daily while he's at work <3 Husband!König: Who takes all your sex toys just to watch you get all desperate and watch you hump your pillows through the cameras, whining and drooling. Husband!König: Who makes you ride his leg before he eventually gives in and lets you cum. Husband!König: Who gives you the best aftercare, kissing your cheeks and carressing your back as you drift off to sleep.
#cod smut#konig x reader#konig call of duty#konig cod#könig x reader#cod x reader#könig smut#Oh my fucking god i ate this up.#Simon rambles#simon thoughts#konig smut#call of duty#YALL GIMME SOME REQUESTS <3
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please please pleaseeee write more soft adler hcs!!!! I'm literally obsessed with your work!!
Soft!Adler Headcanons: (Girl)Dad! Edition Part 1
GIF by h-a-unted
Author's Note: Ahhh! Back at it again. Uni has been kicking me in the balls and I've had writer's and art block argh. This has been in drafts for a while but this post was the catalyst in helping me add more so thank you! I have not proofread so um hope you don't mind guys. I miss my husband. ...And thanks for the ask anon! Gonna make me cry with your comment hehe. I hope this is okay for soft!Adler. I need to get this out. I'm working on the other ask as well with Bell, not sure if it's the same anon. Just gimme some more time. Appreciate you being patient and hope all is good with you <3
Adler was never really big on families. Didn’t see himself as the type of man to fit that stereotypical suburban lifestyle that everyone seemed to crave. Couldn’t even picture himself like that. Well at least not since his ex-wife…
As soon as he found out he was going to be a father, it was like time stopped. So many things going through his mind at once that he struggled to process it. Like those helicopter videos where the blades whir so fast it’s like they’ve frozen. That’s how Adler felt…frozen.
It took him a while to get his head round it. You’d see him randomly staring off into space, his nails digging into the sofa as he scratched at it out of nervousness. He’d sometimes just head out for the day, saying he’ll be back soon but never knew what he’d actually get up to. A walk perhaps. A trip to the bar. Or…walking round a DIY store, choosing the paint he’d use on the walls of the soon-to-be nursery of your home.
Every few weeks, he’d come home with something new. You’d walk in to the nursery while he was out and take it all in, counting down the days until the room was in full use and you’d notice something that wasn’t there before. A new book for the shelf, new clothes in the closet, toys in the basket.
When you gave birth, he was taxiing - he’d just returned to the US on a jet after another intense and gruelling operation he’s been sent on. He raced over in a cab all the way to the hospital, ringing around and receiving calls from your family too. His mind was all over the place as he approached reception, trying to stay calm as he asked which ward you were in but the apprehension was too much. There weren’t a lot of things that made Adler anxious but this most certainly was one of the most nerve-wracking experiences of his entire life to date.
As soon as he walked in, his stomach dropped, his shoulders relaxed and he exhaled, a sigh of relief that everything was okay. He immediately gave you a hug and a kiss to the forehead, an unspoken promise to make it up to you for not being there during the birth.
When you asked him if he wanted to hold her, he just blinked at you for a few moments as if you said the stupidest thing in the world. He took a deep, shaky breath as he reached out and took her with a nod, his hands shaking slightly. Adjusting her, making sure her head and spin was supported adequately in his arms, he just watched her with pure adoration in his eyes as a small smile crept onto his lips. Tears threatening to fall from his eyes, he turned around to look out the window, pretending to check on your car when in actual fact he just needed a moment to compose himself, taking a couple deep breaths and clearing his throat, overwhelmed with the feeling of not deserving this kind of joy after all of the things he’s done in his career. -> “God, she’s uh beyond beautiful, honey. Just like you.”
At home, you’d often find him shirtless. In the lounge, he’d be on his back as he plays with his daughter on the sofa, holding her up in the air and bringing her back down to rub his nose over her belly, making her giggle and raising her again. Sometimes, you’d find him just wandering the house with her - her thumb in her mouth and head on his chest as he carried her with one arm under her bottom, an occasional kiss to the head as he reached for something from the fridge with the other hand. Other times, he’d be reading in bed with her cuddled up and her head on his shoulder, softly snoring into his neck. Skin-to-skin contact was extra important for him.
He’d often sing to her or put on a baby voice as he played with her, something he’d only do when totally alone, unaware you were secretly watching him and when she reached up and touched his scar, it would always make him melt
Adler’s the type of dad to treat his daughter to pretty much anything she wants. He’s keen not to spoil her but when she looks up at him like she does, he can’t say no, almost every single time. His daughter would run to him when others would deny her things such as supermarket items, fizzy drinks at a family dinner or party or time at the park. He’d hand her whatever it is when someone isn’t looking and give her a side smile and a wink. -> “Just don’t tell your mom, kid.”
He notices that she tends to fixate on his sunglasses a lot, smacking them on the floor, touching the lenses and leaving grubby marks over them and although he’d scream internally, he dealt with it calmly and bought her her own pair throughout the years so they could twin.
Ah yes twinning! Same shirt? Same watch? Certainly. He finds it cute.
Adler would most certainly give in when it comes to pranks. In fact, he’d go out of his way to help his daughter prank his s/o, giving the kid a fist bump when it goes off without a hitch and you end up drenched in slime. -> “Slime suits you, darlin’!”
Russell owns a cap saying “Girl Dad” on it and wears it proudly around the house or as he pushes the pram or holds his daughter’s hand.
Whenever he crosses roads with his daughter, he’ll hold her hand. When she was young, he did that thing where he holds one hand and his s/o holds the other and they lift their kid up and lower them again repeatedly.
When putting her in the car, he’d be a responsible parent and put her in and take her out of the side on the pavement and not the road
He’d be super protective of his daughter, having ‘the talk’ when she hits that phase of her life and being serious about it. He wouldn’t let her wear crop tops, skirts and shorts until she was at least around 21 years of age.
If he finds her messing with a boy home alone, you best believe that boy would be scared shitless of even being within 100 miles of Adler or his daughter ever again. No guns were involved but Russell was stern as fuck with him as he knows exactly what boys are like at that age. -> “Absolute fucking horndogs,” he says as he slams the front door closed and then points to the lounge and clicks his fingers. “You, in there. Now. Come on.”
When his daughter told him about a father-daughter dance coming up, his heart sank because he knew he’d be away at that time. He made up for it by taking her out and letting her dress up, Russell bringing home a beautiful necklace for her to wear and putting it on her. They’d talk and laugh about all sorts as they dance together and have a little catch up.
He definitely worries about her a lot and constantly questions himself. Is he doing enough? Is she happy? Will she end up like him? What if she ends up despising him when she eventually finds out what he does for a living?
But when she does? She’s more interested than he thought she’d be. He’d be sitting next to her in bed, reading her a story as she’s cuddled up by his side and she’d suddenly get bored, saying she wants another story about his army days instead. He tries his hardest to suppress his smile but it grows wider and they end up talking about his experiences until they both fall asleep together with Russell oversleeping and running late for work in the morning.
They’d often go stargazing together and get back home at a late hour. They’d lie on the roof of his car or on the grass together, pointing out constellations and talking about life. Russell would be tired the next morning at work but it’s okay because it was worth it to spend more time with his daughter
When he’d have to go away, it always hurt him but he was so used to compartmentalising and turning off that emotional part of him, he just got on with it, albeit carrying a little bracelet with beads that spell out ‘daddy’ she made for him for his birthday and in return? You guessed it, she got his dog tags. When he was alone at night halfway across the globe, he’d take it out and kiss it, his eyes closing, remembering her, wondering what she's doing and aching to see her and hug her again.
When she got older, her interest in his job peaked and she’d ask for lessons in shooting and hand-to-hand. Adler was hesitant at first but eventually gave in, thinking self defense was a good thing for a woman to learn of course. Frequent trips to a shooting range and setting up the back garden as a training area for close quarters combat? Hell yes.
Russell would teach his daughter how to drive too. -> “Yeah that’s it sweetheart. Now brake..no i said BRAKE…BRAAAKE! Ah shit, your mother’s going to kill me.”
He was also worried one day, his family would be a target so made it his mission to get them trained up too. Nobody really knew he had a family though. They wouldn’t go to very public spots and they assumed different identities so they weren’t tied to him.
He tends not to keep any photos of him and his family up on the walls in the house or in his wallet due to safety concerns
Adler secretly loves it when his daughter hooks onto his arm as they walk. It makes him all warm and fuzzy inside but he’d never admit that, smiling to himself before clearing his throat. -> “You wanna head down over there, kid? Nice view?”
He loves carrying her on his shoulders, her legs dangling and hands in his hair. -> “Careful with the hair up there, princess.”
Some days, he’ll come back from work and find his daughter in the living room with a bunch of his clothes on. He’d try to stop himself from laughing at her but would fail miserably because it swallows her. Her impression of him wants to make him cry. -> “I do not speak like that nor do I stand like that. Is that a cigarette?! Gimme that!”
Don’t worry, she didn’t light it and Russell doesn’t smoke inside anymore, only outside. As soon as he sees his daughter, it goes out, even when she’s older.
When she clings to his leg as he walks, he rolls his eyes and smiles. -> “What are you doing there, kid? Come here, doll.” A grunt as he picks her up and kisses her cheek. “Better?” He smiles when she nods at him, knowing she just needs comfort right now and misses him when she’s gone.
He’s not usually one for the emotional talks but he’d try his best not to just dismiss her and send her off to her mother. He’d let her talk about her troubles and cry if need be, giving her a side hug as they sit on the edge of her bed and a kiss to her temple. -> “Okay and what are you gonna do about it, sweetheart? Remember how we said when things get tough, we don’t give up?”
Adler can do pep talks and offer practical advice to his daughter whenever she needs it. He’d take off his shades or look over the rim of them when what he was about to say was serious talk.
Russell tried his best not to call home when on missions, not wanting to let anything distract him. There were times he needed to hear his daughter’s voice though. Like when he’d been battered and bruised, half-dead on the floor in an alleyway, blood dripping down his face and hands and into the puddles as it rained. He pulled out his burner and closed his eyes, rolling onto his back as he heard her voice, tears mixing with the rain hitting his face. -> “I love you, sweetheart. Daddy’s coming home soon, okay?” He’d have to hold the phone away for a few moments, trying not to sob and his voice shaky. “And I’m taking you to that place you wanted to go to. Tell mommy to pack your bags, alright?”
He’d never been so scared of death before now that he had a family but he knew he had to pull through and make it back and he always did.
Life had completely changed for Russell when his daughter was born and he wouldn’t trade it for the world. He’d do anything to protect her.
#guys it's 4am bye#i fucking miss adler#i need some bundles to buy fr#treyarch gimme food pls#currently writing part 2 as well wtf#lowkey fits both daughters and sons with some of these but i'm imagining him with a daughter okay?#russell adler#call of duty#cod#call of duty black ops#black ops cold war#call of duty cold war#cod cold war#cod black ops cold war#cod bocw#call of duty black ops cold war#black ops 6#call of duty black ops 6#bo6#cod bo6#russell adler x reader#adler x reader#cod x reader#cod men#call of duty x reader#russell adler headcanons#Star answers asks! ( ˃ᴗ˂ ) ✰#Star writes headcanons! ( ˃ᴗ˂ ) ✰
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started this before mystic flour dropped and then was too busy trying to pull her to finish this lmao anyway tfw you and the besties are going nuts or something
#cookie run#mystic flour cookie#shadow milk cookie#beast cookies#personally believe that shadow milk went insane with power first but kept “pretending” to be normal#except he the longer it went on for the more he started to act like the shadow milk we all know and love or hate#mystic flour out here like damn the world is full of selfish assholes why should i care#and shadow milk shows up like SO TRUE BESTIE WHY SHOULD YOU CARE#anyway devsis let me in i wanna know who fell first and what they were like before they fell goddamnit#rattling the bars of my cage#I LIKE VILLAIN CHARACTERS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT OKAY#also devsis let me i just wanna know what they looked like too gimme scholar shadow milk now#or as i lovingly call him blueberry milk cause why not man whose with me
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I hope in the bg of season 3, Louis is just constantly swatting 5 year old fledglings off his balcony. I hope he gets 15 different kinds of those anti-birdnesting thingys to try out but still ends off starting his evenings going out with a broom going "shoo shoo shoo"
#early morning call with daniel and hes like ''damn gimme a sec“ *distant screaming about the great laws* *louis with an airhorn to scare em*#char.txt#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#im honestly imagining my dad when vultures would tear at our house but he wasnt legally allowed to shoot them#and my mom and I woukd have been seriously angry if he did. thus resorting to so many strang doohickys
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Post- Robin face reveal but pre-Robin identity reveal, Kon sees Tim among the hostages of an armed bank robbery he just thwarted in Metropolis. He flies over to him fully intending on making fun of him for getting caught up in it.
“Hey, Rob…” realizes a second too late that Robin isn’t alone and he’s about to blow his secret identity in front of… Bruce freaking Wayne?? “…ing. Robbing. You. Yeah, um. Im robbing you.”
Tim blinks incredulous, “What?”
“Yeah, I’m robbing you right now,” Kon says, committing to this decision. “Gimme your wallet or I’ll… I’ll beat you up with my tactile-telekinesis. You too, Mr Wayne.”
#Conner gets a text not even a full ten seconds after he flies off that says ‘gimme back my fucking wallet you idiot’#A full five minutes later he gets a call from Clark asking why he’s committing theft#This has been in my head for a week now#conner kent#tim drake#young justice#yj98
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simon riley coming home after a long deployment of missing you.
#simon ghost riley#call of duty#ghost cod#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#isn’t he the sweetest?#gimme gimme gimme
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Mods that make Astarion's crows feet and laugh lines and grinch smile disappear: boooooooooooo
Mods that make Astarion's hair even fluffier: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
#Rip to your gramma but I'm different#The grinch smile is what makes his brattiness work well#He knows he's being an absolute brat and he's enjoying goading a reaction out of you about it#And he has the nerve to call YOU cheeky for giving him a taste of his own medicine!!!#Anyway fluffy curly hair gimme gimme
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even tho merlin constantly complains about tournaments and arthur goes on and on about glory and honor, merlin is always the loudest in the stands and arthur always finds merlin’s eye first when he wins
#its in that brief moment when theyre both swept up in the excitment of arthurs victory#that they dont hide anything#they meet each others gaze and see the pride in each others eyes and the pure joy carved into every inch of their face#after of course merlin will sniff and say it wasnt that impressive and that his opponent was much better and shouldve won instead#and arthur will get annoyed like ‘but i won. not him. gimme my compliments’#and merlin is always just like ‘nah’#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#arthur always knows where to look bc merlin is the first one to shoot to his feet and let out a cheer#and in that moment arthur is pulling off his helm he already knows where to look bc merlin is calling out for him#even as a prince when the first person he should be looking at after winning is his father#he cant help but looking to merlin first#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#idk if it was clear or not but arthurs motivation is to show off to merlin#thats all#LMAO#he dgaf about his daddy or his people#he wants his bf to see how strong he is and how he can kick ass
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Ah, yes the angry, dangerous spider and his cat bf.
#make em kiss or fuck#make huskerdust real#aahasdsdacefafcwheks make them kiss#angel dust#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#not ok. call police#gimme them gays.#so cute!!#ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship
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Permanently stuck between "I love Sam Wilson Captain America omg he's amazing" and "Why the FUCK did Steve abandon all his friends?"
#i would have rather he died honestly#he gets a heroes death sacrificing himself for his friends#instead of abandoning all he went through to go back to polio and Jim Crow#like his best friends weren't a black man and a disabled bisexual man...#but also Steve trusting Sam to be Captain America?#Captain America being black AND against the US government??#GIMME MORE PLEASE#honestly could've just been Steve being like “If i die i want you to have this shield Sam” or smthn#also Sam should've been called American Falcon I will kill on this hill#sam wilson#steve rogers#captain america#buck barnes#the winter soldier#marvel#mcu#the avengers
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not exactly what i had in mind when i said “adler backshots” but i guess this’ll do for now
#urgrgrhgh cod plssss gimme photomode so i can sexualise this old mannnn#case looking crazy in the rook just ogling adler like 👁️ 👄 👁️#walks past smacks his ass#adler#russell adler#cod adler#cod bo6#bo6#black ops 6#call of duty#call of duty black ops#call of duty black ops 6#cod cw#cod cold war#call of duty cold war
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I’m in love with Hunter but WRECKER IS MY BOY
OKAY?! HE IS MY BOY! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LIKE HE BETTER MAKE IT!! I LOVE HIM I WANNA BE THERE LIKE AUGHHHHH IM INSANE OMG
I want him to win me a prize at one of those carnival games. I wanna go on a carnival date with him. I want to be held by him. I want to feel that big boy marshmallow on a cold night. I wanna kiss his cheek and watch him smile. I just want him, dude. Like he makes me happy sm right now, hes literally my wallpaper
Okay sorry I had to get that off my chest
#star wars#the bad batch#the bad batch x reader#wrecker#wrecker x reader#tbb wrecker#the bad batch wrecker#I love him#just give me that big boy#I WANT A BIG BOY#gimme gimme gimme#me and my husband#wrecker bad batch#bad batch hunter#crosshair bad batch#tech bad batch#tbb echo#bad batch#someone gimme fluffy fanfiction#big boy wrecker#need to call him pretty boy
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