#gif asks

[butchbarbieee]

SEND THEM WOOOOOOOOoooooo

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You wanna send me horny lesbian asks sooo bad

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[frownyalfred]

I know there's an infinite number of emotional scenarios in which Bruce could use "Kal-El" instead of Clark or Superman, but I can't stop thinking about all the petty times he'd use it instead.

Bruce just thinking 'You know what, I'm sitting here with 3 broken ribs, a fractured ankle, and a concussion in a JL meeting that could have been an email' and immediately saying: "Thank you, Kal-El but that will be all" just so he can get back to bed.

Bruce: "Thank you, Kal-El, that will be all."

Clark, sitting back in his seat at the JL table trying to figure out what, exactly, he said during that post-action report that would make Bruce full-name him like that in front of everyone:

[charl0ttan]

I'll share my birdseed with yyou

oh fuck yes oh hell yes

[bloominglegumes]

absolutely adore your TF art <3

!!! thank u so much!!! <3 hope u enjoy ur stay

[askoverkill]

dinner will probably be ready by the time you're healed and cleaned up, so you'll get to eat soon. Dinner!! Time!! yay!!

PART 1 (HERE) - PART 2 - PART 3

transcript below:

Phew, Bonbon!

That was DE-LI-CIOUS!

Yes, it was quite good. Keep it up, Boniface. Those samosas were delectable.

…Yeah? You really think so?

Mhm! You've done a great job, Bonnie.

Yeah! Fantastic as always.

(Bonnie hides a giggle by inhaling more food.)

…Hey, so, about tomorrow…?

(Everyone freezes up.)

The Director hides away in the Labyrinth Theater. It's deep, and full of showings all the way down. But as soon as we find them, I can kill them right then and there.

I… I want to thank you all… I wouldn't been able to get here without you.

But, I can handle it from here on out. The Change God will protect me, but I wouldn't be able to handle it if…

Eh, we can protect ourselves. No gods needed. And I don't leave a job unfinished, Mira. YEAH! This isn't over yet! We're with you, Belle!!! We'll stick with you until the end.

(Every minute with them is precious, after all.)

Oh…

B-but, are you sure?

[daily-slugpup]

What's the most violent scug pup you've ever witnessed?

It's hard to pick a specific pup! I've posted a few pups who attack hazers and eggbugs, including this pup (ID: 1564).

I've heard of pups killing bigger, more aggressive creatures, like lizards and vultures, but I haven't seen it much myself since I'm almost always carrying my pups when traveling anywhere. My slugpup Greenie (ID: 9485) killed a green lizard that was attacking us once though!

[mikufigureoftheday]

A bit of a reach, but are there any mikus based off of weird and/or creepy fish? (I love both weird and creepy fish and also Miku)

Weird deep sea fish are some of the best animals in the whole world (˶◜ᵕ◝˶) blobfish my beloved

Sadly though I can''t think of any Mikus that have any which sucks because one with her and these dudes would be PEAK

[livingincolorsagain]

THE WILL THEY WON'T THEY

WILL THEY WONT THEY!!!!!! IN THE RENEWAL ARTICLE. BY DEADLINE.

[perotovar]

also, favorite drink of each ppcu character to you - 🪽

ok i had to sit on this one for a few days. are we going alcoholic? i'm gonna go alcoholic unless something sticks out

javi p - whiskey, neat

jack - whiskey, but a huge snob about it. prefers american over scottish

joel - coffee, but also whiskey or whatever he could get a hold of tbh

dave - bourbon or scotch, not picky

pero - ale, lager, an old beer. the og shit lol

oberyn - wine, a deep red wine

frankie - beer, not picky as long as it's not a lite beer

ezra - some weird fucking alien one. it's probably pronounced, like, "pthool". BUT if he were to have a drink from earth, it'd probably be absinthe. i wouldn't put it past him one bit lol

javi g - has his own wine vineyard and was happy to share with nic and now nic won't drink anyone else's wine. it made javi emotional.

dieter - he's the pale ale/ipa drinker. frankie gives him shit for it all the time

acacius - old, roman wine blessed by bacchus himself

max phillips - pre vampirism it was coors lite so he likes going after racist assholes in the hopes that they'll taste sorta like it

dio - cranberry mike's hard lemonade lol

reed - sue has to basically force water down his throat so he doesn't get dehydrated. or coffee, so he stays awake

harry - this shit right here

clint - whiskey or beer

there's probably more i could list off but i'm gonna leave it there lol

[tatooineknights]

consider the fact that lukee was so withdrawn and emotionally distant because he knew he was likely gonna die at some point because of his destiny with vader 😭😭😭

You’re right — after all, when Luke says goodbye to Leia on Endor, he’s really saying goodbye for good because he doesn’t know if he will survive the Death Star. His professional goal is to stall for time and keep the Emperor distracted, so the rebels can destroy the shield generator and the Death Star. His personal goal is to save Vader. He knew, deep down, he couldn’t kill his own father.. would he turn? If he did, he would still be blown up with the Death Star. If he failed and died? The Death Star still would have been destroyed if the timeline matches the events of the movie.

This was all about building up the courage to face Vader, to face his father, and face the fear of destruction. The burden was immense.. poor little blorbo. He was probably feeling so much but doing all he could to keep it within and keep a sly little grin on his face. I’m sad now.

[altocat]

(Kadaj drags Tifa's dead body to Sephiroth's feet)

Is mother pleased? :3

Sephiroth: "...which one is Tifa again?"

Cloud:

[frownyalfred]

Bruce realizing that dick is his breaking point and deciding that no matter what he has to make sure he isn’t dicks. Surrounding dick with other hero’s and the titans and anything he could ever need trying to make it so he’s not the one thing that would make his boy break the way it would be for him. But they’re both cursed to be the thing that would break each other in an instant no matter how rough their relationship gets

[theballadofharkness]

SOS: I need another cat-based pun for Part 4 of The Kittening, without one I can’t publish. So any help would be appreciated 🙏🏻💜🪻

[mynameismagneto]

Homo

[fandomfluffandfuck]

NOT YOU DOING STEVE'S PSA BACK AT HIM HAHA

steve pushing it too far in fights and finding that the moment of pressure and almost-asphyxiation feels so good and he doesn't know where else to get that feeling from until someone introduces it to him in the bedroom .. wait this is kind of the plot of isozyme's the least difficult of men

related to my tags on Cassie's post, "#fuck yeahhh #but also steve i swear to fuck i will do the awkward dad sit-backwards-on-a-chair so you got detention talk to you if you don't quit #LEARN for the love of Fuck about BDSM like a GROWN UP and stop making your enemies (and bucky) choke you instead #steve rogers"

also, if you like pain slut Steve there's (and I know this is a stucky blog, but if you're enough of a slut for pain slut Steve, you will likely still be down for this stony pairing), "The Least Difficult of Men" by isozyme

I HAVE TO

Lmao, what else could I do? Clearly, the man needs an intervention. Either, someone has to sit him down or we gotta stick him in front of a flat-screen TV and play him copious amounts of porn that involves choking to show him there is literally no difference (especially in nonethical porn that doesn't ever include acknowledgment of consent but that's a different story we're not talking about right now, lol)

Personally, since that post, I can't fucking quit thinking about a universe in which Steve and Bucky have been pining for each other since before the war but never actually bucked up the courage to do anything besides homoerotically wrestle and stare so hungrily and longingly at each other that it made everyone around them on the front uncomfortable, so sex is unknown and awkward and painful for Steve. He doesn't know what to do about it. The person he most wanted to do it with, to him, died. What the fuck does he do with that?

Well...

He gets fixated on things.

He transfers all that sensitivity and shivering and wanting to pain. Surely, the high, hazy sensation he gets after being choked is as close as he'll get to the feeling of orgasm at the hands of another person. Right? Someone else touching him... that drifting yet heavy headspace... how he tingles afterward... yeah? Yeah.

That's sex.

Sex hurts.

He likes it when it hurts.

And I'd like to think Steve puts it together a tiny bit himself, like, after he's choked the first time by the Winter Soldier (before he realizes it's Bucky), and he wakes up the next day with a perfect hand imprint around his throat. Steve presses on it in the mirror and his vision goes white, his dick suddenly way too fucking hard and--and, and he's thought about being fucked before, he's thought about being sucked before, he's thought about fucking before. Now, he's just suddenly thinking about the choking and the fucking happening at the same time and he's hard dizzyingly fast but he's cumming faster. It's mortifying.

He can't think about it after.

He, just, totally consciously blocks it out. Because. What the fuck is wrong with him? He knows he's not normal but all that catholic guilt and internalized homophobia are tangled up so deep inside him tell him that he's tripped and fallen over a line that's too far. He's beyond fucked up.

...Right?

Bucky has to set an intervention with him, later, when he realizes that Steve stares at his metal arm all the fucking time, blushing down to the base of his pretty, pale throat and swallowing thickly. Steve doesn't even know he's doing it. If he did, he wouldn't do it. He's been trying so, so hard (ha) to show Bucky that there's nothing wrong with his prosthetic. It's not terrible, it's not great, it just is. Make peace with it. Yet--

"Got something you wanna share with the class, Rogers?" Bucky finds himself drawling one day, smiling crookedly as he watches Steve start to squirm. His Brooklyn accent is coming back, day by day, and, apparently, that has its advantages.