#gif asks

[golden-berry]

Surprise fan art because I loved your college au!

They probably shouldn’t be flirting in front of Stanford’s salad though…

I wanted this to show the appreciation that someone sent me in art. Like. I cried. I adore this so much thank you.

[anniflamma]

Can you make a Warriors animatic

Not an animatic, but this will suffice for the moment! >:)

Girl, you’ve known her for like 2 hours.

I love Mercy so much.

[writerpeach]

Annyeongz living in our heads rent-free 😩

they're too powerful

[frownyalfred]

I love your post about Lois warning Bruce about what the real effects of being with Clark are. I just imagine Lois inviting Bruce to lunch and it turning out like this:

Bruce, preparing himself for the likely invasive questions and knowledge Lois is here for: Look Lois-

Lois, certified girls girl, who has yet to experience an orgasm anywhere near as mind-blowing as the ones Clark could give on a regular basis: How much do you value what little peace you have left in your life?

[startagainaprologue]

new idea: cishet bonnie has a crush on one of the kids and the bonnie quest is siffrin helping bonnie ask them out on a date. and then during all the meals the party teases bonnie about it

boy!bonnie: the party jokes he doesn’t have to cook bc when he gets married his wife can cook for him. and then in act 6 when they go back to dormont bonnie goes over to his gf and brags about how he helped beat the king and was super strong and wasn’t scared at all

girl!bonnie: the party jokes it’s a good thing she’s so good at cooking because it’ll be useful when she gets married. and in act 6 she goes over to her bf and is all blushy and says she was really scared and wished he was there but she made it through >_< and her bf is all like well I can protect you now you won’t have to be scared again 💪

girl bonnie only buffs the party because she’s not allowed to fight and boy bonnie only attacks bc the party wants to train him to be a great warrior

this hurt so much to write I’m gonna go be sick now

jesus christ. this is scary youre scaring me badly? why is it i who must be forced to see such things. what have i done to earn this. where is the real bonnie my friend bonnie please im getting sc

oh thank god

[sweeneydino]

If you don’t mind answering these, I got a couple of questions for your woh au

for my first question, how come all the rise boys, and April, have their faces covered in the spirit form and for my second question, you had said that Leo being in like his true form(?) was still relevant, so do any of the 2012 turtles get to see those actual forms?

😙🎶🎵

Yeah, they do get to see their true forms or at least a more close replica of their true form.

Season 3 is probably the most important in that regard as it expands more on the rise! side of things, being very spirit focused. Also time travel. So there will be a lot of lore.

The covering of their faces is both a homage to Karai and their loss of identity. Being a weapon for the majority of the time makes you lose your sense of self. And maybe a bit depressed and stir crazy.

Kind of why their forms switch up from time to time, but the only one they fully stick with is hamato ;)

But youll have to get through the 2012 boys recovery period before that cause ough boy

But a fun little fact: they will change to more suitable form if someone is fearful of their more intimidating one(ex.when leon looked more like tiny leo). Although its still a kappa turtle, but hey, better than nothing.

[homelanderbutbig]

Hear me out.

So it's this but reader is on the leash instead.

This is when someone insults Homelander and he has to keep the reader on a leash. A tiny ball of rage who must defend the world's strongest supe. 😂

[nachosforfree]

the worlds going to shit. save us emmit nachosforfree

Every person who's tried to shoot Donald trump has failed so maybe guns aren't the answer

[wings-of-ink]

Okay but like what about the opposite? How would the ROs wake the MC in an NSFW way?

[if this has been asked before then pls ignore me I’m eepy]

Oooh, let's see...all assuming the MC and RO have the sort of relationship where all this would be okay of course.

Oswin: Starts with his hands. Caresses MC's hips, sides, and chest thoroughly. Plays with their nipples as he kisses their shoulder and neck before he runs a hand down - down - doooooown.

Zahn: Starts by getting completely naked. They loom over MC, staring like they are looking at the most delicious buffet ever made. Depending on what they like as a couple Zahn either gets between MC's legs or straddles them and begins to grind until MC awakens.

Duri: Their go-to is the tongue, of course, rough and maybe a bit forceful and eager. If MC is wearing any, they slip off their clothing or pull it up so they can bury their face right at MC's nethers and get to work.

Rune: A bit like Duri, but more gradual. It's almost teasing how they get to work with light sensual touches and kisses leading up to the mouth-work. They want MC to dream it before they awake to feel how real it is.

???: If he's feeling sweet, he paws at MC like a pet who is begging for attention. He kisses all over MC's neck and shoulders, tickling with his breath. If he's feeling saucy - one word - intercrural. "Time to wake up, dear."

[thelaundrybitch]

*kicks the door down to your inbox and waddles in*

Mrs. LANDRY! I'm back! (I heard you was lonely so I decided to come bug you LiKe I dO) and I have a small inquiry for you if you're up for disclosure!

How do you think the Bayverse turtles would respond to someone giving them a full-body hug? Like you know, arms and legs? The whole koala shibang.

Just curious on your opinion cuz I'm not too familiar with these turtles as I am with others.

AnYhOo, also I know I said I was working on something for you and I promise that is still the case, its just suddenly changed directions and I'm still trying to figure out where its headed 😅

Just wanted to drop in and give you some love and remind you that you're ✨fabulous✨ darling 🧡👊🏼

~AnOnYmOuS

Well, Anon, It's been a hot minute since you sent this. I was planning on doing some hcs or really short scenarios for all the guys.

HOWEVER. Michelangelo Menace Hamato refused to let anyone else play Koala'd. Perhaps someday I'll get to the rest

And while you were the amazing one who sent this ask in, my dearest Anon, I am going to dedicate it to the lovely @milykins 🧡

18+ I deem this partially spicy-ish.🌶️

Make what you will of that.

So, without further ado, I give you, some quality Tactical Mike...

Koala'd

Koala'd

He was out again. On mission. And as the leader of the tactical team, he almost always ended up in the most dangerous and scariest position.

For years, even as his bestie, he had forbidden you to watch the body cams at Don’s security desk- even if Splinter was right there. 

But ever since six months ago, when you'd finally found the courage to tell the elderly rat of your long-time feelings for the tactical leader, he had allowed you to sit with him and watch.

Although he made you SWEAR not to breathe a word of it to Michelangelo.

So here you sat, side by side with Splinter, chewing on your fingernails, gasping every few moments with your eyes wide and glued to his body cam. 

You watched as his weapon was knocked from his hand, and he was knocked to the ground. 

You listened as he screamed in pain. Your hand jutting out and grabbing onto Splinter's arm.

You heard the unmistakable sound of a cracking shell.

“OH GOD NO!” You yelled, tears streaming down your cheeks.

“Hey! What's going on?!”

You gasped, releasing Splinter's arm to spin towards the familiar voice coming from behind you.

“MIKE?!” Your voice trembled as you glanced over his clean, tactical gear, not a scratch on him.

You took off at a run, his arms open with a look of concern laced into his expression.

Leaping into his welcoming embrace, your arms moved around his neck in a tight squeeze, and your thighs squeezed his hips.

“Sunflower, what's wrong? What's going on?” He asked, one hand on a thigh to keep you in place, the other holding you tight against him.

“Mike, it's so dangerous. Oh my God, why do you do this?” You fretted, squeezing him harder. 

He let out a hard sigh. “Because if I didn't, then innocent beings would get hurt or die,” he said softly, his thumb rubbing small lines up and down your spine between your shoulder blades.

“Who cares! What about you? You need to stay safe, too! You don't need to go into situations that are so incredibly dangerous!” You scolded him excitedly.

Mike laughed softly, “Are you referring to the footage you were just watching?” 

You pulled back and looked at him, nodding.

“If I hadn't gone into that incredibly dangerous situation, I wouldn't have you here now, stuck to me like a baby koala.” His voice was soft and kind as his eyes roamed your face.

“What?” You whispered, looking confusedly from him to Splinter, who was smirking slyly, and back to him again.

“That’s the night I saved you in that warehouse from the wolves.”

Your face sobered, eyes going wide with realization. 

“We take the bad with the good, Sunflower. And despite being cracked open like a nut, that was the best night of my life. Because I found you.”

Your hands moved to his face, and you crashed your lips into his. Between fervid kisses, you managed a soft, “I love you, Michelangelo.”

“I've loved you for a long time, my Sunflower.” The long, passionate kisses he indulged spoke volumes more than his words had.

“Ahem.” The old rat’s feigned throat clearing brought the pair of you back to the moment.

Huffing out a small, embarrassed giggle, you shifted and attempted to slide back onto your feet.

Attempted.

When Michelangelo held you tight in place, you looked up at him, brows furrowed.

“If you think I'm letting you slip out of my arms just because my sneaky father over there is clearing his throat, you have another thing coming,” voice firm, gaze deadly serious.

“Wha-”

He didn't let you finish your thought. Instead, you heard a click followed by some sort of restraint coming between your thighs and up across your back. Snapping the restraint up over your shoulder and clipping it to his, he does the same with the other side.

“I'm not letting you escape now that I've finally got you where I want you - especially now!” exaggerating his exasperation with a comical eye-bulging expression.

“You want me glued to you like a baby Koala?” You laughed at his intentional idiocy. 

A face-splitting smile was accompanied by frantic nodding, making you laugh harder.

“And what the hell do you mean, ‘especially now’?!” You questioned him, your curiosity getting the better of you.

He did an about-face, walking towards the door with you now strapped to him. A naughty grin crossed his face as he pressed your core against him. Lips to your ear, he whispered, “Because you're concealing a deadly weapon.”

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[golden-berry]

I absolutely adore how you draw all of the mystery trio!!!! They're so silly!!!

I’ve been having trouble drawing. Thank you. I’ve been staring at these for a month now. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[thisisnsfw-v2]

Proof of this super long hair plz

😇😇😇

[daily-slugpup]

4381 w/ rainbow slugpups mayhaps. perchance

Here's the pup! their eyes look almost invisible

[faerybella219]

First night at Gale's Tower

@desertharper 's request

Oh, I just read yours the other night on AO3, great job! Could I possibly get Gal and a female elven sorcerer Tav post-game the night they arrive home to his tower? NSFW/SFW, your choice. I just love post-game interactions for the good endings. :)

Fun fact: I play BG3 on Xbox and I started on my old Microsoft account. For some reason, I got logged out/ got “hacked?” and had to delete my account with 200+ hours… I was at the Netherbrain guys!!! So I haven’t finished the game yet but I also love domestic post-game fics. My Bard R! Durge, Vivienne, (who I have posted on here)  is my current run to the finish. In act 3 once again! Anyway, here ya go. It’s like half headcanon half fiction. 

It is still a shock to both of your systems that you’re actually alive. You have defeated the netherbrain against all odds- the old-fashioned way. With swords, spells, and sweat. 

First, we all know Gale’s need to impress you. I imagine him trying to plan a seamless moving day- maybe casting a protective spell over your furniture/ items while they’re being moved into his tower. I can also see him fretting about his various delicate magical artifacts, which the movers seem to disregard! Much to his surprise, might he add, since his mother had suggested this company! Although he likely skips the movers altogether and has his simulacrums move you two in. Some jobs are better done yourself. 

While his simulacrums bring in your boxes/chests of your belongings, they don’t unpack them. He respects your privacy and knows you may be particular about your things. 

I can see things happening quickly after his proposal. The day you move in may be the same day you see his tower (haha) in person for the first time- your new home. 

You can’t help but be overwhelmed by a feeling similar to deja vu. It’s surreal and sort of familiar. You’ve technically been here before. Gale brought you here through the weave while on the road, and you seem magnetically drawn to the balcony. You remember sitting on this very balcony in the weave. Waterdeep’s ocean glitters before you, and you get lost staring into the soothing waves. 

Gale puts his head on the top of yours. His hands rest on the railing on either side of you. He buries his nose in your hair and pulls you close to him from behind. It’s finally happening. It’s finally real. The peace you feel in this moment- hopeful, content, and unbelieving- it’s what makes your journey worth it. 

Turning around in his embrace, you hug him too tight and he makes a groan of strain and laughter. His classic old man noises. You could get used to those.  

Taking his face in your hands, you see joy brimming in his eyes. The way he looks at you makes your heart swell. Gale Dekarios- the wizard of intentionally limited renown is all yours for years to come.

He will likely insist unpacking can wait, it’s your first night together in your new home.

I have no doubt he will take you on a tour of the place, including special spaces he has saved for you/ your interests. You like to craft/crochet/sew? He has a craft room set up. What is his is yours. He knows you will handle his artifacts with care and if you are a sorcerer he will encourage you to bring yours and combine your collection. He has a section of his library saved for whatever literature you might want to add, and a section of what he recommends for you specifically- available for you to pick up at any time. 

Overenthusiastic is an understatement. But he tries to play it lighthearted to not overwhelm you. 

You cook dinner together in your new kitchen. You kiss in your new kitchen. He’s not a good dancer but is so overjoyed by you being here with him that he brings you close to sway. 

When it’s time for bed you notice he ordered a second nightstand for your side of the bed. In the drawer is something special and thoughtful, whether it's a chocolate you like or a book. Maybe it’s a solvent for some ailment that has been bothering you. He will remind you to put it on every night. 

I can see the night being with or without sex. I can picture him lying in bed and staring into your eyes, just treasuring your presence in his bed. There will be a thousand nights in the future for sex. Although, I can see the night needing a physical commemoration as well! It all depends on what your vibe is.

When you wake, you have tender good mornings with sleepy, rasping voices. He pulls you close, onto his chest as he praises the rest of your days together. He cooks you breakfast, and you two spend the rest of your second day unpacking your belongings and creating your shared home. 

NSFW BELOW THE CUT

Pure passion and savoring each other. The sex is emotional and slow. 

Tonight marks the rest of your lives coexisting and living together. You’re having milestone sex. This is no quickie. This is body worship, treasuring each other’s lives, and pure love and devotion. 

You kiss until your lips feel plump, your tongues tangle until you’re wet. Only when you’re squirming does he move south.

Gale uses every kiss as a landmark. He kisses your forehead, cheeks, down your neck- his hands are grasping and caressing anywhere he can reach. 

His hold on you is strong. Hands grip your waist as he devours you. He doesn’t want it to end. He teases you until you beg for release, and once you orgasm you can’t stop. He doesn’t let you get away with less than 3 before the night ends. 

When he fucks you it's languid and deep. His hard cock drags against your walls in a pull so delicious it's torture. Slow tenderness eventually turns to rapid passion as he gives in to his desires. 

You two are moaning and crying out into the night air as he pounds into you. Your grip on him is tight as your mouths and hips move in synch. 

You wake up with little marks over your chest, although you never remember him being rough. 

[transfaguette]

Do you poop?

good question . the answer is