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[suga-kookiemonster]

awww, thank you so much for reading! 🥰 i enjoyed seeing your thoughts in my notifications as you made your way through the fic. unfortunately, the dishwasher shitter is a cryptid--the world will never know 🤣 so happy you enjoyed--i miss them too 🥹 may just reread so i can relive some of the magic i felt when writing it. hope you're doing well 💜

ego 09

summary⇢ what’s a girl to do when her sweet, innocent baby lab partner isn’t quite so sweet and innocent? well, he’s a grown-ass man, and you’re about to learn that the hard way. pairing⇢ jungkook/reader word count⇢ 12.9k ☠️ rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | humor | college!au | fuckboi!au | fratboy!au warnings⇢ sexual content, exhibitionism, unprotected sex, oral (male receiving), masturbation, dirty talk, everybody is still pissed tf off and consequently has an attitude, but then also everyone is soft 🥺, drinking/partying, taehyung gets done dirty and also can’t tell his disney princesses apart, seokjin mulls over his many career options

a/n⇢ THE END IS FINALLY HERE 😭😭😭😭 i’m so relieved, but also so, so sad. thank you to everyone who joined me on this long, goofy journey and encouraged me to keep going with all of your wonderful messages and feedback, and thank you to everyone who took the time to welcome my baby into their lives and love her as much as i do! i truly appreciate every single one of you beyond words and i only hope you feel your time spent with me was time well spent. thank you, thank you, thank you 💜💖💞💕💗💝💟💘

this chapter’s mood is this. hope you enjoy!

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[charl0ttan]

And then I squeaked it ✊️🐀

[frownyalfred]

If I recall correctly, during Dick’s Batman days, Gordon remarks that he looks shorter than usual. I think Dick is always painfully aware of his height in the batsuit, it probably doesn’t help with his imposter syndrome about on taking the mantle . Especially during that time period where he thought it would be permanent.

Dick, freshly grieving Bruce, uncomfortable under the weight of the Batman mantle, trying his best to be strong for his siblings and for Gotham:

some random goon: you’re looking short these days. what’d ya do, lose a few inches?

Dick:

[zerosuitsammi3]

y'know i've heard about heavenly bodies but this is ridiculous~

*something something space and gratefulness and stuff*

[fckmebarnes]

yknow how bucky does that thing with his metal arm where it clamps together imagine hes plowing u and his metal arm does that while hes doing it pls omg

yo if you’re talking about this i am right there with you

IT DOING IT IN DOGGY. you see it thru the mirror while his cock is thrusting quickly inside your wet cunt, his arms flexing with each thrust as he grips your hips tightly

you can’t stop staring at him through the mirror as he fucks you, watching his cock sink in and out of your pussy

you see his metal plates shift in his arm at the same time you feel his cock twitch inside of you, an indication he was close

you let out a moan as you watch his metal arm shift, pushing back on him. “you like that, baby?” he grunts as he notices how you squeeze his cock wi th each motion. you just dumbly nod with a moan coming from your lips as he registers just how freaky you are

“of fuckin’ course you do,” he groans — steel blue eyes never leaving yours as his metal hand comes to wrap its way around your throat. he pulls your body up flush against his and fuck — your back arched and his cock so deep inside of you it makes a belly bump

his flesh hand comes to press over the bump, grinning. “see how deep i am, princess? like this cunt was made to take me.” he grips your throat tighter as you groan at his words, agreeing.

[cottonxcandygrl]

meee! i love being gen z

Gen z sluts like you are so braindead and useless. keep it up, porn addict

thank you for noticing this idiot gen z girl anon! im gonna play with my nipple and pose just like her for the next ten min to remind myself how porndumb i should be 🥵

[quiteros]

peeping on the caleb x non mc reader post 👀 instead of him going all ape-shit though to harm the reader, imagine him just losing it when you distance yourself from him. think abt it, he's a pretty cool and handsome guy, and you harbor a crush on him until you see him being all lovey-dovey with his sister. it's like those posts on reddit where someone breaks it off with their bf after seeing their sister in a weird, compromising position. in this case, the worst part abt it is that mc is totally oblivious. it's like a story you tell to your friends, one day you're having a crush on the aviation student, the other he's just another cringy memory of some guy lusting over his step-sister. imagine reader being mc's friend too LORDDD just so many ideas r running through my head rn

Oh dear it’d be awful if you were also friends with Mc and she’d come running home all sad wondering why her friend has suddenly distanced from her. Caleb having to comfort her saying it’s not personal, you must just be having an off day, knowing full well it’s entirely his fault.

A bit of me wants to say the reader would be wracked with guilt, and would try to tell Mc, but its so hard to get her alone. Those two are attached by the ribs. And with Caleb on so high alert when you come around, constantly hyper aware that you know, you know, you’re never even getting anywhere near Mc.

I feel like eventually it’d become something tiring for the both of you, and someone is going to give. Either you who just leaves and says whatever happens happens, or Caleb who finally corners you and acknowledges the thing he’s been ignoring this whole time.

If it’s you that decides it’s not worth the energy, he really does become an inside joke amongst your friends. You don’t dare mention his name, but there’s a bit of satisfaction in knowing everyone would judge him, even if they don’t know it’s the beloved Caleb right now. If Caleb catches wind of this though, he wouldn’t care that he’s just a nameless freak in your stories, you say too much, he can’t have that.

If it’s Caleb that gives in first, it’s something you don’t even see coming. He’d act like nothing ever happened at first. A part of him knowing if he acknowledges you, he acknowledges himself. The gross part of himself. But he can see it in your eyes. When you walk past and pretend to not see him, there’s flicker of disgust pointed his way. Caleb fixates on you, on your judgement of him. He can’t laugh his way out of his guilt anymore, and you’ve become some weird voice of justice in his head, so he’s got you, alone, either begging or threatening— oh how did I end up here again— for you to assure him that he isn’t so bad.

Truth is even if you told Mc, CalebMc are freak4freak bro it wouldn’t mean shit 😭 You probably helping Caleb out a bit if anything…

[daily-slugpup]

How about the twins, 11488 and 11489?

They appeared for me in the same shelter on the same cycle, so I gave them matching names. 11488 is Daytime Clouds and 11489 is Nighttime Storms. I think it’s cool how they’re kind of the opposite colors to each other, and I named them based on that!

I’m curious to see what they look like in pups+, as I haven’t tried that out yet.

These are cute pups, their names are very pretty!

It's really cool that you found them together, that's gotta be a really rare event! I've only heard it happen maybe once before? and that was before I started posting slugpups, so it was a while ago!

Here's the pups as aquatic pups! the gill colors seem pretty fitting, Nighttime Storms' gills remind me of the electric storms near Five Pebbles!

[angel-fruitcake]

Castiel fucks

[thatonefishfriend]

Boop

[charl0ttan]

i have a silly snep gif for u....

^KYAAA!

[frownyalfred]

On Surferyuun's ask:

Wasn't it a reocurring thing that anyone who knew Bruce's Batman was instantly able to clock that Dick was not the "real" Batman? I'm sure that did wonders for our former Boy Wondet.

Gordon: “Filling in?”

Clark, angry: “You’re not him.”

Alfred, shaking his head: “You’re as close as it gets, my boy.”

Dick:

[intutive-peechu]

Tarot reading 💜

Pick a pile : How your partner will viwe you in relationship

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Pile 1. Pile 2.

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Disclaimer : hello everyone it's a pick a pile tarot reading for you all . Please take it lightly , do let me know how was the reading . And if you think that reading didn't resonates with you , you can leave kindly . And Please like , reblog and comment below .

Note :- This is a general reading, it may or may not resonates with you . If you are thinking that your pile doesn't mach, so you can choose another one . And if someone is not inrested they can leave 🤗💜.

Pile 1.💜

Cards pull off : Nine of pentacle, king of pentacle, the fool , four of cups , page of cups !

Hello pile 1 🤗, hope you guys are doing great let's start your reading . For some reson when I pull out your cards and fool jump out I ended up saying No. 1 so your partner will find you perfect for them . You are someone who is ready to take risks and open to new beginning with open arms , it's like always prepare for whatever life will throw your way , and they admire it in you you are independent and hardworking who is always putting efforts in everything they do , you Don't need somebody who will pay your bills you are capable to do it and they love this quality in you . It's make them to do everything for you cause they know you Don't need them for anything and yet you choose them .they viwe you as someone knowledgeable who knows what they are doing very well , but they see it that when you missed out an opportunity you feel stuck and Don't move on time . But they are there to let you know that you should let it go that there will be another more fulfilling opportunity in future. They LOVE your creativity, your youthful energy , your Romantic side . And they think your intuition is strong and it does helps you alot , they are in awwwww for you my pile 1. Hope you like this reading thank you soo much pile 1.

Pile 2.💜

Cards pull off : The sun , hanged man , knight of swords , queen of swords, The magician

Hello my pile 2 💜 welcome let's start your reading. The time I started to shuffle that SUN card junp out . They see you as their sun shine who lights up their world . They find you their dream come true and see you as marriage material for them. They admire that how good you are in decision making ( Some of you might be studying law and thinking of being a judge or it's just you guys are naturally good in decision making.) They adore that whatever you choose for yourself or other is always right ( even if you are not sure and have doubt about things in your mind but they got this impression out of you ) always striving for success so this pile can be a lil bit workaholic but I'm getting it for just some of you . You always speak what is in your mind you don't play and don't let others play with you too . They respect the power you hold the way, you are always there for your loved ones to fight for them , the way you fight for justice. You are very skilled person in whatever you do ! ( something with hands was coming strongly maybe the work you do like you are dress designer or you are in crafting, cooking, or physiotherapist). You are someone filled with wisdom and is mature and have this wild area of prespective. But sometimes you have to suspend your actions because not everyone battle is yours so Don't fight for everyone! At the end they find themselves really lucky to have you in their life , you rule their heart and they love it . That's it my pile 2 , hope you like it 💜

Read by : @intutive-peechu

Ruh...

[askoverkill]

do show this god killing weapon change god :0

transcript below:

ok since u asked so nicely

lets do this then. hasta la vista baby

WAH! Our crests, what's happening?

(All the star crests begin to float in the air, gathering together!)

(It made a…)

(Thing?)

(You have no idea what this is.)

soooooo, i lied this isnt the "kill god weapon," this is actually the KAG thats a "kill anyone gun"

im about to tell you something really important, so listen up pls, or you might erase yourself from existence forever or something

i'm leaving my lovely housemaiden mirabelle a manual and u all got to follow the rules plz

You can trust us with this, Change God. We won't fail you.

…ok have fun with that plz dont kill urselves ever o((⊙﹏⊙))o bye love u (@^0^@)/

...

WAAAAH!

THAT WAS AMAZING!

(Oh, thank the stars, Mirabelle is back.)

[claypigeonpottery]

@unwanted-dandelion-seeds

(about this guy)

a kiln god is a small clay sculptural creature that stays on/in/near a kiln while it’s firing, to watch over the pottery inside and protect it

mine are all vaguely humanoid and holding pottery, but they can be anything

a lot of people leave their kiln gods unglazed, and only ever make one or two. because I work with a shared kiln, my kiln gods have to be inside the kiln so they don’t get bumped or broken, so it makes more sense to glaze them and keep making more

(^this one I kept, she lives on my pottery desk)

people have lots of little traditions around kilns and pottery. there are so many variables to successfully finishing a piece of pottery, and many of the steps are out of our control. it’s nice to have a kiln god watching over our work

if you take a pottery class, your teacher might mention the kiln gods. for some potters/studios they’re more of a concept than anything physical

what can I say, humans just love to make little guys