#giant!beeduo

[moontail13]

A little drawing based on a vrchat rp @lorie-the-little-ghost and I did a little while ago!! I haven't stopped thinking about it tbh

[wendy130]

Safevore prompt idea I've had in my head for a while, but essentially, the beeduo family goes out for a picnic, not realizing how deathly cold it was going to get and ranboo panics turns giant and noms them before making the journey home. Just thought it was a wholesome idea and wanted to share

-🍪

// Fumkin LOVE this idea tbh.

// May have made Ranboo lost in his instinct tho :P

[pheonix-inside]

Trying so hard to not be Cringe and Annoying but I do miss the 2021 era dsmp. I do a lot. Frequently. I miss the way it felt, I miss the content, I miss the vibes, I miss the music, I miss the cosplayers and fanfics and the fandom despite all the conflicts. I miss TommyInnit being the funniest motherfucker I'd ever had the pleasure of watching (he still is but I don't watch his stuff as much) and I miss the cbeeduo lore and I miss just beginning to leave quarantine at home and watching Twitter and Tumblr for stuff relating to the beeduo meetup and the latest Tommy mod videos and actually watching MCC. I miss binge reading Passerine and crying enough that I emptied one of those giant jugs of water meant to last the day. I miss the annoying and cringey memes and being able to talk about lore with my friends and making friends in the VCs of Ranboo or Wilbur's discord server. Sorry. The nostalgia got me.

[the-blaze-empress]

galacticlance -> the-blaze-empress

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[brick-a-doodle-do]

Story time! Ranboo and tubbo adopt tiny!Michael after finding him in the streets on their way home. Soon, it becomes obvious that Michael had been abused the last time he was adopted, now ranboo and tubbo, make it their mission to help Michael and be the best parents.

Bonus if there's noms involved, but only if you want

AHHH this is really cute! i have so so so so so so SOOOO many beeduo/bee n boo family prompts so i'm just gonna respond to this in bullet points!

tubbo and ranboo had been lingering around a human neighborhood just to make sure one of their human friends (tommy) got home safely

after they watched tommy get home, they make their way back to their own giant neighborhood.

on the walk back, ranboo picks up a scent but thinks nothing of it. that is, until tubbo speaks up about the very same thing.

so they're not really panicking cause yk they were just near humans, but even as they finally got back to their neighborhood, they still picked up on the smell.

the two look around, then after a while they find a tiny micheal, who had been struggling to keep up with the giants' footsteps but finally got the attention of the two giants and immediately started motioning to be picked up.

the two were unsure at first, but it seemed harmless so tubbo picks the kid up. the very first thing they notice is the bruises, cuts, and scars covering his skin. and the little sobs and bloodshot eyes from the kid aren't anything to help the obvious hypothesis that the kid had been less than lucky with a family.

despite their hesitance and general lack of knowledge about children, especially young humans, they take the kid back to their house and try to patch him up. it goes well, except for the fact that the kid barely talks, even though he looks the age where he should.

a few days later and the pair have made a little progress. they've adorned the kid with a name and have seen improvement in the injuries.

then, one day, tommy comes over unprompted. it was a startling discovery considering that tubbo and ranboo always make an effort to save tommy the trouble and danger of walking through giant territory. but, tommy seemed persistent with his dire need to come over. apparently, some adult had been parading the streets yelling out for a kid and proceeding to knock on every door in search of them. tommy decided to leave before the "obviously drunk, and really loud drugged up dude" got to his place.

anyone feel free to use this! i WOULD write but i just have been soo out of it and just never want to touch google docs for a good few days. thank you for the idea tho! maybe i'll attempt some art, no promises tho cause the creative juices are really scarce 😓

[metfell]

So, I know lnm fucked up by not telling tubbolul about the experiment, especially after everything they talked about. Going behind his back like that and risking himself…

But, you’ve done such a great job showing how terrified of himself he is, how hard it is to think rationally when that fear takes over, and I can’t help but sympathize with them. c!Dream fucked with him, mentally and biologically, and he’s not only suffering the consequences of his own actions, but also what was done to him in his past, most likely against his will. They were so scared that it drove them to… this. He was so scared of hurting his loved ones that wound up unintentionally hurting them anyway. And she still hasn’t gotten the chance to really process what she remembered

I don’t blame tubbolul for being upset, but I also feel really bad for lnm too? I just want to give her a hug. And also tell her to stop being so fucking stupid

then ive done a great job at writing cranboo tbh! when looking at how to write stuff with cranboo, i think its pretty important to make people torn on how to feel about his actions. because like you said, you can understand why he did what he did. you can feel how scared he is, and how he wants to protect everyone. and then you can look at him and go "but this aint the way man..."

this arc is also addressing a lot of past beeduo arguments in bedrockverse, because tubbo has forgiven ranboo A Lot. he has every right to be upset. and i dont blame lul at all for saying "fuck this" and leaving for a while.

latenightminings now gotta deal with not only his past as in the memories hes getting back, but also his past as in the consequences of every time hes broken tubbos trust. straw that broke the camels back but instead its giant meteor that blew the entire camel the fuck up.

also im glad people are finding the stuff with c!dream believable. thats been my second biggest fear when planning this. we're not done learning about those experiments yet either so uhhh look forward? to that? or be terrified of that LOL

[dwtdog]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT i kinda wanna see the ranboo and aimsey fallout panel. i feel it will just be as awkward as the dsmp one where one of beeduo sat on the floor when there was a giant spot on the couch. but also twitchcon has umm usually problems with people getting hurt in various ways in the us so uhmm

-🌌

always something awkward to be found at a convention 🥰🥰 the only joy we can get from them really

[haloberry]

Im sorry. Yeah no, nostalgia got to them and they appear to be crying on the floor with “Weak” by AJR playing to a beeduo edit.

Yeah, the nostalgia really got to them and their eyes are visibly red and she’s currently wailing out in aguish and sniffles.

Yeah, it seems to have actually killed her mentally, idk what else we could do.

Like, beeduo was really the biggest thing in their life in 2021 but at the same time, if given the opportunity, she would never go back to there either. Skill issue really.

Yeah, beeduo is dead and 789 but their love for it is still there. Forever there. A giant piece of their heart that is visible deteriorated but for some reason holds the same love and passion she had for it.

Yeah, it’s terminal. She’s rip Bozo.

[baka-monarch]

An Au idea that you could go off of If you want and is mainly beeduo focused with some sbi. Ranboo and tubbo are happily married and live in a cottage in the woods with their son Michael, but ranboo is secretly an enderian in disguise. In this au, a enderian is a giant sapient creature with fur,horns,tail galore which of course comes from the end, and ranboo has been keeping it secret from tubbo and Michael for years untill hunters aka sbi find out about ranboo and attack them forcing ranboo to fight back and ultimately transform revealing himself to Michael and tubbo. The rest is up to you just thought it was a fun idea.

-🍪

Okay okay okay

But what if Tommy is an endurian in disguise too or he's kidnapped by Tubbo (I don't think Ranboo would do it, but Tubbo definitely, he wouldn't care if husband is giant, he just wanna protect giant bae) to use as leverage against the hunters if they come back again and there's like a slow burn friendship that comes from Tommy hanging out with them?

[transbeeduo]

wait hold on i just remembered the giant beeduo animatic chain did anyone ever add Come Dance With Me. it lagged out so bad for me that im sure i skipped it by accident if it was in there but erm

YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I WAS JUST WATCHING

[sunlitmcgee]

Why do genus loci grow as they meld into the land? Is their flesh body expanding with the magic? Is it attempted to resemble the giant piece of land? Is it like when stars expand before they explode? On average, how big do they get?

Also is loci!tommy sleeping outside or smth

Tommy sleeps in the master bedroom of beeduo's mansions because the bed is very very big and he is very warm and they are very very chilly(also tubbo has nightmares and he helps with it+also they love each other you're honor!)

It's kinda a mix of all of that! It's the body swelling with the divine energy building up inside. It's the loci's divine nature making itself more pronounced. It's also kinda like a seed that begins to crack as it gets watered and about to grow. it's also because Tommy was really tall in my original dream and I figured the growth spurt could be a rational reason for that outside of funky dream logic :)

i think like. 7-10 feet is maybe the average. he's started off as around 6'3 so he's already at the high end of the normal humanoid height scale.

[epicfranb]

Anybody wanna talk to me about early dsmp, Tommy's streaming playlist and how i now forever associate ACNL music with his streams, his stupid house in a hill that has gone through a million transformations, about Sam Nook and about the secret bases and L'Manburg and the skins. About Fundy's stupid tower or Pogtopia and Tommy getting stuck under a piston and Techno joining and Schlatt's acting as a villain and Tubboat and Keep Me Up Till 4AM and Logstedshire and Mellohi and Cat. The Bench, Ranboo's memory book and Tales from the SMP and "starting the stream" and the firework launchers and Techno's house with Phil and Ranboo and the prison and Snowchester and the nukes and Las Nevadas and catmaid Hbomb and Fundy's farms on the mushroom island and Tommy and Tubbo's wool bunker and "we didn't start the fire" and the secret fight club and the hotel and Skeppy and Bad's mansion and Sam's base 14k blocks away and Tubbo's old house and the community house and Ponk's trees and the nether portal and Doomsday and Niki's underground city and Eret covering L'Manburg under a sun-blocking platform and the elections and POG2020 and SWAG2020 and COCONUT2020 and the giant CRY sign and the I <3 little penis sign and Turn Back Time ooh gonna hit rewind and The Masquerade and The Pit and the Egg and the Red Banquet and the stupid spider farm and Tubbo and Sam's hole in the ocean with the guardian farm that always broke and the 6-8 hour streams of doing nothing and Tubbo's bathwater and Tubbo trying to make a ravager launcher and New L'Manburg and the lake underneath it and late night beeduo streams and the meetups and the vlogs and Foolish's insane base and Niki's birthday party and Quackity's movies and Tubbo's outpost definitely not for spying on Las Nevadas and the L'Manburg anthem and flag and uniform and the van and Fundy's spying and his secret base and obsidian Manburg flag and actually i just noticed how long I've been going for and now I'm kind of embarrassed bye bye

Man. I miss dream smp

[aslitheryprinx]

can we get a part 2 to the smolbois inc story? What happens next to Tommy?

Sure!

Sorry this is so long; I haven't figured out how to add the read more section, and I kept thinking of more I wanted to add.

TW for a panic attack!

Rising Tensions part 2

How was he going to get out of this one?

When in doubt, Tommy thought, bluff your way out.

"And how do you know it wasn't a mouse?" He asked, acting offended. The giants exchanged a look.

"It's fucking rude to accuse someone you just met of stealing, did you know that? You're being rude right now," he said.

"You were sneaking around our house," Tubbo pointed out. Tommy puffed himself up, glaring at the giant with all the indignation he could muster.

"And did you consider that I'm lost, big man? Maybe I just wandered into your house by accident. Now you've accused me of sneaking and stealing." Ranboo raised an eyebrow.

"You came out of the walls," the taller giant said.

"Well… well," Tommy stammered, trying to come up with an excuse, "well, that's how I accidentally wandered in! We found these caves and found these caves, and they were all twisty and shit and we got lost and then ended up here." He realized his mistake and tried to backtrack. "I mean I got lost-"

"We? There are more of you?" Tubbo asked eagerly. Tommy felt a shiver of unease. Wasn't Tubbo some sort of scientist? Anything that made him sound that excited worried him. Besides he wasn't going to sell out his family just because the giant noticed his fuck up.

"It was just a slip of the tongue, man, fuck off!" He snapped.

"It sounds more like a slip up that you didn't want us knowing about. And you said 'we' twice," Tubbo argued, seeing right through his bullshit. Tommy stiffened. Why was he so bad at lying? Was Tubbo going to try and lure his family out now?

"Why are you trying to hide that there's more of you? Are you some sort of secret agent? Probably not, you're shit at lying. Maybe you're hiding someone important like a prince or government official! Or you're part of a traveling circus!" Tubbo rambled.

"There's not more of me, you dick!"

Tommy was having trouble staying calm. He'd been too busy trying to bullshit his way out of trouble that he hadn't focused on the situation he was actually in. What was going to happen to him? What would the giants do to him? If they caught his family, what would they do to them?

"Are you going to fucking let me go, now?" He snapped, only a tiny bit of the nervousness he felt creeping into his voice.

"Sure," Ranboo said.

"No," Tubbo said at the same time. Tommy's heart dropped.

"What do you mean no," Ranboo asked, sounding confused.

"I still have more questions! He can't go yet!" The smaller giant whined. So he wanted to keep Tommy here? Like a prisoner- or worse, a fucking pet. Breathing suddenly seemed really hard to Tommy.

"Like what?" Ranboo asked. Tubbo's eyes shone with excitement as he started to list off questions.

"Like where he's been living this whole time- I don't buy the mouse thing, I think it's been him and whoever else the whole time. It explains why there was no mouse shit. Also why is he here in the first place? And I wanna know about humans! What do they even eat? Is it the same as giants or something else? Where do humans even live? And how do they-"

"Tubbo! Tubbo, stop for a second," Ranboo interrupted, and Tubbo's rambling about human came to a halt. Ranboo was peering down at Tommy, the same concerned expression on his face.

"His… his heart is beating really fast," Ranboo said. Huh. Tommy hadn't really noticed, but it was pretty fast. It was kind of loud and uncomfortable now that he was paying attention.

"Oh, shit," Tubbo exclaimed. Then he was leaning down, peering at Tommy with wide eyes. A finger reached out and he flinched, but it never touched him. Ranboo had pulled him back away from Tubbo.

"Stop poking at him," the giant said, annoyed.

"I'm just trying to see if he's sick or something!" Tubbo protested.

"He's probably having a panic attack! I think we scared him," Ranboo said.

Panic attack? Wilbur and Techno both got those sometimes. He'd never had one, but hey, maybe it was genetics or some shit.

His vision went a little blurry, and he tried to breathe. It felt like something was sitting on his chest. Why was it so hard to breathe? He thought panic attacks just made you breathe really fast, not make you suffocate!

"Woah, woah! You've gotta breathe… um… human," Ranboo said awkwardly.

"Human?" Tubbo repeated, sounding unimpressed.

Tommy was trying so hard to breathe in. It seemed like no matter how hard he tried, none of his breaths were doing anything. He inhaled again, and there was a slight wheeze.

"I forgot to ask his name earlier!"

"What the hell man?"

"Hey, um, what is your name?"

…

Oh god, they were talking to him.

In between the struggling breaths, Tommy tried to focus on actually listening to what was going on rather than just let the noises pass over him.

"W-what?" He asked, hating how shaky his voice sounded. He blamed it on the lack of oxygen. He was ignoring his pounding heart and shaky hands.

"Your name?" Tubbo prompted.

"T-Tommy," he managed to force out between panicked breaths.

"Ok, Tommy can you try to breathe s-" Ranboo started.

"'m fucking trying to breathe!" Tommy gasped out. He meant to sound pissed, but his voice sounded weak and shaky. He hated it.

"Slowly," Ranboo said gently. "try to breathe slower."

Tommy gave him a doubtful look.

"It'll help, I promise," Ranboo said. "I get panic attacks a lot, it really does help."

Tommy tried. He did. But he kept freaking out, thinking if he didn't keep inhaling he'd just run out of air. Some part of him recognized that breathing slowly should help, but he just couldn't quite manage to do it.

"You've got this, boss man," Tubbo said softly. "Just keep trying."

He kept trying. He felt like he was going to pass out, but he managed to force himself to take longer to breathe. It did help.

"You're doing great," Ranboo encouraged.

"Yeah! Kick it's ass!" Tubbo cheered. Tommy managed a strangled sounding laugh.

It took several painful minutes, but Tommy managed to start breathing normally again. He had a headache, but he kind of thought he'd gotten off easy. He'd seen some of Wil and Techno's attacks and they could last for hours.

Now that he understood what it really felt like, he felt a sense of horror that they had to deal with this so often, and a sense of pride that his brothers were strong enough to fight them off and keep enjoying their lives. He thinks he would hate existence if this happened to him multiple times a month.

"I'm really sorry for scaring you, Tommy," Tubbo said. Tommy was still a little nervous about what the giants wanted from him, but Tubbo seemed so genuine. It was hard to believe they wanted to hurt him when they both seemed so concerned. And they'd been really gentle so far. So maybe… maybe his fears were unfounded and he was just being a little bitch.

"As long as you're not keeping me here forever, it's fine," he said. Well, he had to make sure. Just in case. Tubbo made a face.

"What like a prisoner? That would be fucking weird, boss man. We're not doing that."

"You can leave whenever you want," Ranboo told him. "Tubbo was just being nosy earlier."

"I am not nosy!" Tubbo protested. Ranboo rolled his eyes but kept his focus on Tommy.

"Can… can I go now?" Tommy asked, putting Ranboo's statement to the test. He may have decided that the giants wouldn't hurt him, but he was still overwhelmed and ready to go home. He was exhausted from the panic attack.

"Of course," Ranboo said. He paused, and Tommy fidgeted nervously as he made no move to set him down. "Um… do you want me to set you down here or take you back to where you were earlier?"

Ah. It had only been a few quick steps for Ranboo, but it would probably take Tommy forever to get back there on his own.

"If you wouldn't mind giving me a ride, big man," he said, trying to sound causal. Ranboo grinned.

"RanUber coming up," he said.

"Why not RanbUber?- Wait."

"Oh no," Ranboo muttered as he walked across the room. Tommy felt a grin growing on his face.

"RanBOOB!" He shouted.

"Oh, wow, never heard that one before," Ranboo grumbled. "I'm putting you down now."

He lowered his hand, and Tommy hopped off onto the ground. He was a little wobbly for a second, which was weird. Maybe it was kind of like being on a boat for a while, and he had to get readjusted to solid ground.

Once he got his balance back, he started to walk towards the tiny cave entrance. He stopped when Tubbo called out.

"Wait!" Tommy tensed slightly, wondering if Tubbo was changing his mind about letting him leave. But Tubbo just sat down next to where Ranboo had crouched.

"Will you come back and talk to us sometime?" He asked. Tommy hesitated. One the one hand, the giants were kind of fun to talk to, and they had been really nice. On the other hand, they'd also been pretty scary and he wasn't entirely sure he trusted them yet.

"Maybe," he settled on. "No promises." Tubbo looked a little disappointed.

"Alright. I hope you will. Bye, Tommy."

"Bye Tommy," Ranboo echoed.

Tommy gave them one last look before he ducked back into the smaller caves. He walked towards the cave where he and his family had been living. He'd only been walking for a few minutes when he was almost bowled over by Wilbur, who was barreling around the corner like a madman. He'd barely registered who it was when he was pulled into a crushing hug.

"Ack! Wil you're squishing me!" He whined.

"Where were you? I couldn't find you anywhere, Tommy I was so worried-"

"Wil, calm down. I was just in a cave that's kind of away from the others. I… I can show you later," he offered a little reluctantly. He hadn't actually gone to the cave he meant to sulk in, but he still kind of wanted to keep it to himself.

"You- it's fine, you don't have to. Just… are you ok? You kind of look like shit." Wilbur had gone full mother hen mode, fussing over him like he was still a baby. The motherfucker was even fixing his hair. And people thought Phil was the overprotective one.

"I'm fine," he said. Wilbur didn't look convinced.

"I'm fine now," he amended. He added quietly, "I uh… I kind of had a panic attack." Wilbur clutched him tighter. God this bitch was clingy when he was upset. Tommy couldn't find it in himself to complain though. The hug felt kind of nice.

"Toms, I'm so fucking sorry," Wilbur said.

"Huh?" What was he talking about?

"About what I said earlier." Oh shit, Tommy had forgotten all about the fight. A little bit of guilt churned in his stomach.

"I should not have said that. I was just pissed, and being a dick, and wanted to say something to make you feel bad. But it was such a stupid thing to say."

"Why, because it's true?" Tommy muttered glumly.

"No, because it's a fucking lie, Tommy, and I never should have said it," Wilbur said fiercely.

"But-"

"You didn't know," Wilbur cut him off. "It's not your fault anymore than it is my fault for jumping down after you when you fell, or Techno's for getting us lost, or Phil's for taking us camping to begin with. Not your fault. Alright?"

"Alright, Wil," Tommy muttered. He was still being held hostage by Wilbur's clingy octopus impression. He really had been worried. It was a good thing that Tubbo and Ranboo weren't all that bad, or who knows how freaked out Wil would've gotten.

It occurred to Tommy that he should probably tell his family that he talked to the giants. That they knew Tommy was there, and knew others were with him. It seemed like something important. But… he kind of wanted to talk to them again. He didn't think Wil would let him go if he found out, let alone his actual father.

So he just… didn't say anything. They didn't need to know. If it ever came up, well… he'd cross that bridge when he came to it.

Part one

[cyncerity]

:0 part two to the karlnapity sizeshifter reveal fic? it was so good i'd love to see fluff or noms with them if you wanted too :D

This was literally like 5th thing in my inbox, and was asked the same day i posted the first part to this au, which means it’s been in there for well over a year.

Anyway i haven’t stopped thinking about it. It’s always just kinda been in the back of my mind, so i hope this anon is still around to see it actually get answered shsklssjshw

So, without further ado, here are some karlnapity soft noms 💖

tw: vore

“Sapnap, i’m fuckin tired. And hungry. Get me food.” Quackity said, burying his face further into Sapnap’s chest where he was laying and weakly slapping the “ground” below him to make a point. Karl weakly nodded in agreement from his place laying beside him. Sapnap sighed. “I would love to if you two would get up for 2 seconds and let me grab something from the fridge.” He responded, barely looking up from a comic book he’d taken earlier that day.

Ever since Sapnap had told his fiancés he was a shifter, it had opened up a whole new world for them, and the three of them loved it. Quackity and Karl could boss Sapnap around a bit and make him gather things cause it’s be “easier for him” and he has an “advantage cause he could blend in with the humans.” Which, to be fair, was true, but Sapnap had a feeling that his boyfriends were just lazy. Not that he minded, he preferred the teasing over them being scared of him (like he had expected) by a long shot. It made him happy to know that even if he didn’t feel 100% ok at his human size yet, they trusted him fully, even if he looked like something they were all taught to fear. They’d also taken to hanging out in the employee break room after the store closed. Even if they loved the traditional hole in the wall home they’d built together, the break room had a microwave, fridge, beanbag chairs, and other cool human things that it had taken the trio way too long to figure out how to use (especially the microwave).

Which led to where they were now; Sapnap at human size reclined on a beanbag with his two tiny fiancés laying half asleep on his chest at what had to be around 2 in the morning. And as much as he loved them and was internally awwing and screaming at how cute they looked and how much they trusted him (they were his boyfriends, all right? he was allowed to fawn and simp over them as much as he wanted), he was actually pretty hungry and also tired and was getting sick of their refusal to move and let him get them food so they could fucking sleep. He loved them but god could they be impossible.

“Just shift a bit more and reach the fridge, it can’t be that hard.” Quackity said, face still shoved down in the fabric of Sapnap’s hoodie. Karl once again just nodded in agreement, though Sapnap didn’t think Karl was actually processing anything. Sapnap groaned. “I fucking hate shifting that big. I don’t wanna.” “Oh so you’re gonna let your fiancés starve huh? Rude.” “Fine, ok, i’m not playing this game, but you owe me, alright?” “Yup, whatever you want.”

Sapnap smirked at that last bit. Since Sapnap had found out about some…other abilities, he and his fiancés had been testing those a bit more often. One in particular they’d only tested out a few times, but for Sapnap, the few times he’d done it had been absolute bliss, and now he had an excuse to do it again.

But he had to get to the fucking fridge first. Sapnap groaned obnoxiously just to show Quackity how annoyed he was (he assumed Karl had fallen asleep at this point, given that he had gone practically still and his breathing had evened after the last time he nodded) and began to turn around on the beanbag. He had been facing the fridge, so he had to shift so he could reach the other end of the room, and he had a grow a good bit in order for his arm to be able to grab the door. Without any more hesitation, he began to shift bigger.

He held back a grunt of pain. He didn’t shift bigger than human size often cause it took more energy than was worth it most of the time, and now that he was tired it was especially achy. He didn’t want Quackity to feel bad for suggesting it, though, and the thought of what Sapnap would get to do after kept him going. He moved agonizingly slowly and carefully to not disturb the two on his chest (and especially to not wake Karl), but eventually he managed to reach over to open the fridge and grabbed the first thing his hand touched, quickly closing it and shifting back, pulling the thing he grabbed back with him.

He laid a hand over his fiancés to steady them as he looked over the food in his hand. Huh. One of those meat and cheese snack packs. Could definitely be worse.

Quackity pushed one of Sapnap’s fingers away gently and looked up expectantly, tapping Karl to wake him. Karl hummed a bit but made no move to lift his head. Sapnap chuckled and removed the packaging from the snack and handed 2 little blocks of what he assumed were cheddar cheese and pepperoni to his boyfriends and watched Quackity eat both of his almost immediately and Karl take a few bites out of each before falling asleep again soon after. Quackity ate his fair share before looking up at Sapnap again, confusion clear on his face.

“Aren’t you gonna eat?” Sapnap just smirked. “Nah, I was hungry for something else tonight.” He grinned wider as he gently swiped a thumb across Quackity’s cheek, watching his boyfriends eyes widen face darken in color, freezing in place for a minute before he sighed, trying to hide a smile. “C’mon, Sap, really?” “Yeah, really, you owe me, remember?” “For fucks sake, do I have t- hey!!” Quackity was cut off by Sapnap reaching to his head and plucking the bandana he always wore off, taking joy in messing up his fiancés hair, and lightly tossing it into his mouth, swallowing shortly after. “You want that back, right?” Sapnap said slyly, a lighter blush forming across his cheeks.

“…fuck you.” Quackity responded, face deadpan but still the same shade of red, showing Sapnap that he wasn’t really as opposed to this as he’d like to seem. Quackity began to climb higher on Sapnap’s shirt before Sap just brought a hand under him and lifted him up to his face. “You ready?” “Again, fuck you.” “Q, be honest with me here, im not gonna do this without your permission.” Sapnap responded, a note of concern in his voice. Fuck, this was why Q fell for him. As much as Sanap was brash and kinda stupid, he was the most genuine and kind boyfriend a borrower could ever want. Even if he was a bit weird. So, he sighed and smiled, rolling his eyes before making eye contact with the giant in front of him. “Just get on with it already, you’re hungry, aren’t you? I’m good.”

Sapnap smiled at the fond look his fiancé gave him and began to lift him higher. He slowly brought his hand closer to his mouth and used his tongue to pull his tiny boyfriend in, gently shutting his teeth behind him with a soft click. After he felt Quackity get settled, he started to lick him, slicking him up for the journey down. He heard Quackity yell in disgust, but he simply stifled a laugh and kept going.

He tilted his head back gently, letting gravity pull Quackity farther back into the throat. He felt a few gentle pats on his tongue and took this as his que, starting to take small swallows to bring his fiancé down. He gently pressed a hand to his throat and felt the bulge that his lover made as he descended farther down past his collarbone and deep into his core, shifting and moving slightly the rest of the way down only because Sapnap had admitted to him once that it felt nice.

He soon felt a weight drop into his stomach, the organ giving a loud gurgle in response, making Quackity laugh from within. Sapnap flustered a bit and pressed down where he could feel his boyfriend for a few seconds to mess with him before releasing the pressure and starting to massage the area. “You alright in there, duckling?” “Santo mierda,” Quacktiy sighed as Sapnap felt him get more comfortable, “I forgot how tight it was on the way down. There is, like, no tension left in me at all, it’s like the worlds most constricting massage.” “So…you’re good?” Quackity chuckled a bit in response before patting on the stomach wall next to him. “Yeah, i’m good. And i got my bandana back, so, again, fuck you.”

Sapnap laughed as he continued to rub circles over where he felt his little fiancé, trying his best to ignore the consistent gurgles his stomach would make and the fact that Quackity seemed to find it hilarious, though he was trying to hide his laughter. Whatever, Sapnap knew he hadn’t eaten real food, he’d just ignore the noises for now. Unfortunately, someone else was having a harder time ignoring it.

“…Sapnap?” Karl said, rubbing bleary eyes as he sat up from his position on the shifter’s chest, causing Sapnap to panic almost immediately. “Oh my god, Karl, i’m so sorry, i didn’t mean to wake you up.” “You didn’t, your stomach did.” Karl laughed, yawning and stretching his arms. “Did you forget to eat?” “Hmmm, not quite,” Sapnap smirked, laying a finger on Karl’s head and lightly messing with some of his hair, which the smaller man made no complaints against, “but isn’t someone missing?” At this, Karl looked up at Sapnap past his finger and then around the area where Quackity had been with him. He looked confused for only a moment before he registered what Sapnap had meant. “You two are weird.” Karl scoffed, pressing himself more into the finger in a headbutt-like form of affection.

“You wanna be weird with us?” Sapnap asked, licking his lips so Karl could know exactly what he meant. But while Karl’s face turned a light pink at this, he merely shrugged. “Not tonight, too tired for all that. I just wanna sleep.” Karl said, shifting himself to slide further down Sapnap’s torso. The shifter was confused for a moment until Karl reached the bottom of his shirt and tried valiantly to lift it higher, and Sapnap turned red, realizing what his boyfriend was trying to do. He reached down and pulled his shirt up higher since Karl was having trouble moving it by himself, and Karl wasted no time climbing back up until he was right above Quackity. Karl pressed against the top of the stomach from the outside and Sapnap saw his eyes light up as Quackity pressed back.

“Hi lovely!” Karl shouted, face practically pressed into Sapnap’s belly, which definitely didn’t fluster the shifter at all. “Karlos!!” He heard Quackity call back, shouting loud enough that Karl could barely hear him through the layers of muscle and skin between them. “Sorry we woke you up, mi amor.” “That’s alright, i’m gonna go back to bed, i just didn’t want you to fall asleep without knowing how much i loooove yooou.” Karl responded in a sleepy, drawn out syrupy voice, which made Quackity laugh loud enough for Sapnap to feel the vibrations. “I love you too, Karl, goodnight darling. Just one question, though: how flustered is Sapnap right now?” Karl looked up and, though Sapnap did his best to avoid eye contact, he couldn’t easily hide the bright red that shone through his cheeks. “I’m not, fuck off.” Sapnap retorted, looking back at Karl to see a cheeky grin on his face. He pressed his face back into Sapnap’s torso, the pride clear in his voice as he responded “Oh, very.”

“Ok, enough, this is bullying, this is harassment.” Sapnap said, picking up Karl with one hand and laying his free hand over his stomach, effectively blocking out Karl and Quackity’s communication. Nevertheless, now both boys were just trying to get Sapnap flustered, with Karl making kissy noises in his direction and Quackity rattling off some of the worst pick up lines Sapnap had ever heard.

He just laughed, blushing and sputtering excuses while the two he cared more about than anything in the world laughed with him. God, what did he do to deserve them? They were his world, his everything. He loved them. He loved them more than he could ever love anything.

Their laughter died down, fatigue finally catching up with them after what could only have been the past few minutes. Sapnap set Karl back down on his chest, where the smaller man immediately slid back down and rested himself above the hand Sapnap still had laid over Quackity. Karl was out like a light almost immediately after he was settled, and Quackity joined him shortly after. Sapnap stayed awake a bit longer, just looking down at them. He could feel Quackity’s calm, even breaths from within him, and Karl had a slight smile on his face, a light pink still brushing his cheeks. He felt like every time he looked at them, he fell in love all over again. How he got lucky enough to end up with the most caring, understanding partners in the world was beyond him, but it meant more to him when he saw them like this. Quackity trusting him enough to sleep literally within him, where he was fully at Sapnap’s will. And Karl not flinching away from him for a moment, even choosing to rest on his hand, trusting Sapnap not to grab him or hurt him. His heart swelled the more he thought about it. They trusted him. And, as he fell asleep, he promised himself that he’d make sure they always had a reason to.

[brick-a-doodle-do]

BATMAN AU BATMAN AU

8/18

(inspired by. batman. lego batman specifically. thanks will arnett)

okay uh how to format this 😭

basically this world is full of different heights, it's pretty comfortable for each too. there're a variety of different cities accommodating those tiny all the way to giants.

technoblade is the local vigilante, batman >:) he is just slightly taller than the average human, standing at about 8'3

phil is the stand-in for alfred, and he is tiny, like 3.8 inches

emduo are like the main focus of the au, then there're other people for other characters in the batman movies.

tommy kind acts as robin,,,, he's a mini-giant standing at 20'3. techno was fighting at an orphanage once and techn made tommy (local orphan) help him with something. tommy took that as his cue that he was adopted and just started following him around dsfhdj. he's like those really big dogs that accidentally breaks everything he touches 😭

and i really. really. really want to make wilbur catwoman (cat...man now.) REALLY badly. obviously a platonic role instead but i love them starting out as enemies and becoming close allies, i think it could kind of fit lore,,,, also wil'd be a human i suppose. 6'6 height. boring guy.

and HMM quackity as joker i'd say. preyduo on TOP ,,, he'd be tiny, a bit shorter than phil. that might change tho unless i make quackity like the mastermind behind a lot of plans so techno is fighting more of quackity's mind than anything else,,,,

i still need some more roles (i would like to include dteam at some point and beeduo, maybe some charlie too :D) but i need to watch the batman movies again for the relationships between characters,,, anyway YEAH have this >:)

PLEASE do asks for this au. it's just a normal superhero au i'd say, kinda following the plot of the batmans, dsmp lore and some other stuff i'll probably make up,,

au is "vengeance in the night" and i think it's nom friendly? more comfort noms between techno & phil probably,,, maybe punishment noms for preyduo just like "you're annoying me, i swallow you and problem solved! :D"

[meeowerzz]

I shit u not this is how I write my notes for fics + this was all written in like 2021 so I’d obviously tweak it now but hough. I wish I finished it.

>modernish setting, mainly based off of 70s-80s (communication, traveling and scenery wise), also locations/random shit based of midwest(?) area of the us (I don't understand how the uk works ik it's lame here sorry, but the country is lmanburg. like if you took the us, removed all the states and went. yep. that's lmanburg.)

>dadschlatt au, but not the fluffy good ones

>schlatt dies right off the bat, tubbo finds him in their pool and goes 'welp I gotta get out of here' and runs away

>tubbo is about 17-18, ranboo's 18? & tommy's 17 (not sure why I specified the ages tho)

>tubbo owns an old yellow beetle, he calls it bumblebee

>aunt puffy hell yea (dream and foolish are little kids in this)

>tubbo, schlatt & puffy are all ram/sheep hybrids

>tubbo's closest (only?) friend originally was ranboo (met each other in freshman year, when ranboo first showed up in town)

>ranboo is an enderman hybrid, works/worked at a convenience store (ran by bbh, simply because why not)

>instead of taking damage from water, it's more like being lactose intolerant (I did this because I could write funny shit + he gives off the vibe)

>was convinced(?) by tubbo to run away with him (tbh he didn't want to go, but the risk of forgetting tubbo/letting something happen to tubbo was too high)

>essentially the 90% of impulse control of the 3

>both tubbo n ranboo will at least commit arson once

>tubbo plans to drive them across the country (until they get to the ocean)

>tubbo literally hits tommy with their car while speeding at like 3am in the woods

>tommy is a raccoon hybrid

>beeduo goes aw shit he's dead n throws tommy in the trunk to bury him deeper in the woods

>he's not dead (surprise!!), they all freak the fuck out

>tommy threatens to call the cops if they don't bribe him

>apparently waffles makes things better

>now they have a feral (presumably homeless) raccoon teenager w/ them

>at some point a gas station blows up

>after they collect tommy. puffy shows up at tubbo's house to find schlatt dead and tubbo missing

>chaos ensues

>tommy's apparently also traveling, trying to find phil (unaware that phil is his dad, he just is following wil's last instructions to him)

>wilbur moved across country (taking tommy w/, tommy was like 4 when they left phil) to live with a girl named sally, who left him for someone else. years later (when tommy's 14ish), wilbur enlists into the lmanburg army, leaving tommy alone when he gets sent off to war (wilbur tells him if anything goes wrong, head to phil's home (across the country). he also gives him a pic of phil for reference and his sheep plush/guitar pick for good luck). wilbur never comes back.

>tempted to make fundy an actual dog. like a pet that wilbur called his son as a joke

>quackity n sapnap are also in this. I don't know how to tie them in completely yet tho

>essentially bench trio bonds, puffy follows the trail of chaos they leave, and existential crisises occur

>Niki, Jack & George are cops that are working with Puffy to find Tubbo (the dynamic of those 3 is so fuckin underrated)

>thinkin it’ll take place around octoberish (simply because I want to write some retro halloween bits, and possibly a random ass scene of bench trio + the cops wandering around during trick or treating hours not knowing that they’re literally a few feet away from each other)

>Tommy pickpockets Jack one time, almost gets arrested (literally if the car didn’t start all the way they would’ve gotten caught. and yes. Tommy steals shit constantly, will cause extra chaos)

>the car breaks down at some point in the middle of nowhere, the trio wanders around looking for a place to get help, winds up almost getting a leg snapped off in a bear trap. apparently Techno lives in a random ass cabin with dogs by himself (think like canon Techno, but Steve is a giant dog, the cabin is kinda like the one in Kiki’s Delivery Service and there’s no one else living with him)

>helps them fix up the car to get them to leave, and literally the moment after they leave he registers that Tommy is Phil’s son (possibly his brother?? idk I’m a sucker for sbi family it would be funny too)

>Niki shows up at Techno’s later, asks him if he’s seen any of them (Techno denies, he doesn’t like cops showing up at on his property)

>at some point Puffy and Tubbo cross paths at a diner, angsty confession/convo goes here (essentially explaining how shitty of a father Schlatt was, how he’d waste his life in their home town, etc etc)

>Puffy, after having that convo, calls off the search. she trusts that he’ll be ok with Ranboo and Tommy, and makes sure that he’ll stay in contact (she plans to visit after they find a place on the coast)

>beeduo, before running away, wanted to start a band (they may do this when they get to the beach)

concept for quackity’s role in hbf, minus the the rest of his character

>so so if I write quackity as the role I'm thinking of, schlatt wouldn't drown in a pool cause he's a fucking idiot he would've been drowned by mr quackster

>essentially drowns schlatt after schlatt gets aggressive while he's wasted

>(schlatt is an agressive/flirty drunk, and quackity and him had an relationship years ago/ are on and off again since then. quackity cut off the relationship when he couldn't fuckin quit drinking but didn't cut off contact)

>schlatt is wasted, calls quackity to come over, is flirty until he gets agressive, then he goes inside, breaks patio door n shit and quackity is fucking pissed. after getting into a fight fight q fucking drowns him in the pool and fucks off afterwards. thus starting chap 1 of HBF

lemme find if I can find my summary plot for HBF cause I’m thinking ab it again