#gi joe ripcord

[blade-liger-4ever]

Just what I needed!!!

Ah, so glad people remember Renegades!

@gijoe-forever I hope you enjoy this!

[snest0]

He’s named RIPcord for a reason.

[blade-liger-4ever]

Cool!

[cailleachcaine]

[neopuff]

ripcord & mindbender // just a taste

[hasbr0mniverse]

IDW Tales Of The Hasbroverse - Sneak Into Manatua Island By Robert Atkins, Clayton Brown, and Andrew Crossley

[supermaurice]

My Hasbro Haslab GI Joe Dragonfly came in today. I am absolutely delighted with it, even if it took me almost two hours to get mostly setup (most of the decals are not applied).

My biggest downside for the figures is Wild Bill's sunglasses don't stay on fantastically.

[xanexcaligula]

[southernpeach13]

This is just Duke to me. I can’t explain it but it it.

Ya know what. This is just the Joes in general.

And probably some of Cobra.

[sapphicconservative]

Another ginger character to add to the blackwashed list (if he's not there already) is Ripcord from the GI Joe franchise.

I hate this so much... Why is it always the redheads being targeted by Hollywood?

[blade-liger-4ever]

In accordance with @gritsandbrits’ permission, I now present to you...

G.I. JOE INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!

(Also, I censored the swears. Sorry, I don’t believe in using vulgarities to be funny.)

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Steeler: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Spell-Lunky: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Law, about Steeler: He’s speaking some kind of French.

Spell-Lunky: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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Steeler: HEY HEY HEY! DON’T TOUCH THOSE!

Law, touching a figurine: Why? What’s wrong with touching a doll?

Steeler: THAT IS NOT A DOLL! This is a figurine, thank you very much.

Spell-Lunky, from afar: IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL!

Law: FIGURINE MY BUTT! IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL— as said!

Steeler: I hate all of you. That is a limited edition figurine I got from a conventio— Steeler: *Drops figurine on the ground*

Steeler: —n. It was $100; all my money just went down the drain.

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Genevieve Colton: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Duke: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks, I don't want to hear squat.

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Duke: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Genevieve Colton: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Duke: ...

Duke: You mean ring bearER, right?

Genevieve Colton: ...

Duke: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Genevieve Colton: Duke is playing hard to get.

Genevieve Colton: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Gung-Ho: What are you getting Siren Call for the holidays?

Tunnel Rat: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Nitelite: I'm getting Siren Call a divorce lawyer.

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Nitelite: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Ripcord: Um...Neat.

*later*

Ripcord, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Siren Call. Who says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm stupid.

Siren Call, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Ripcord. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Tunnel Rat confessed his love for me?

Ripcord: Didn't you thank him?

Siren Call: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I stupidly thanked him.

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Nitelite: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Tunnel Rat: *blushing* I—

Gung-Ho, butting into the conversation: Siren Call is perfect, thanks for asking.

(I am now suddenly shipping Gung-Ho and Siren Call XD)

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Storm Shadow: I think I'm falling for you.

Risa: Then get up.

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Storm Shadow: Hey, Risa, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Risa: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Storm Shadow: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Risa: Can't really say I have.

Storm Shadow: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring sometimes.

Risa: Sorry, Storm Shadow. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

(Man, this generator is savage...)

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Risa: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Storm Shadow: I wrote you a poem.

Risa, already crying: You did?

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Storm Shadow: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Risa: Wow. She sounds stupid.

Storm Shadow: But she’s not. She’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Risa: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Storm Shadow: I guess you’re right. Hey Risa, I love you.

Risa: See! Just say that!

Storm Shadow: Holy *Japanese swearing*.

Risa: If that flies over her head then, sorry Storm Shadow, but she's too dumb for you.

Storm Shadow: Risa.

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(They use ASL for these next few)

Silent Knight: How high are you?

Snake Eyes: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Spirit: No, she’s asking what drugs are you on.

Snake Eyes: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Snake Eyes: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Spirit: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Snake Eyes: Not when you’re playing with Silent Knight, it’s not. She puts in words like “ephemeral” and I put in “dog.”

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Silent Knight: Which way did Snake Eyes go?

Spirit: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left.

Silent Knight: You could really figure it out from that?

Spirit: No, you idiot, Snake Eyes sent me a text. See?

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Roadblock: Guys, Shawnee is missing.

Heavy Duty: Good.

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*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*

Heavy Duty: How do you eat pickles?

Roadblock: What do you mean?

Heavy Duty: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.

Roadblock: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.

Heavy Duty: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.

Roadblock: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.

Heavy Duty: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.

Roadblock: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.

Heavy Duty: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.

Roadblock: *Nods in agreement*

Shawnee: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!

Heavy Duty: Sheesh, okay.

Roadblock: Quit yelling at us already.

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Store Worker: Would a “Heavy Duty” please come to the front desk?

Heavy Duty, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Shawnee and Roadblock: I believe they belong to you?

Shawnee and Roadblock, simultaneously: We got lost.

Heavy Duty: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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And that’s all for now! We’ll see what I can scrounge up - another day!

[snest0]

Here are the arts that I said I wanted to post

[chicagogust]

GI Joe renegades Line-art by lroyburch

[xcom2-joes]

[gijoereg]

GI Joe Headcanons: Scarlett.

- Has three friends outside of the Joe's and one of them is related to her.

- Scarlett looks a lot like her mom but takes more after her dad, personality wise.

- She has three older sisters: Mary, Minnie, and Bobbie Jo. She's closest with Bobbie but rarely talks to the other two due to the large age gap. Minnie and Mary are ten years older, as opposed to Bobbies three years older.

- After their dad died, Scarlett went to stay with Bobbie for awhile.

- Scarletts mother died not long after having her. She was raised largely by her father and her sister, who took over at age ten when their father was overtaken by his work. It was not a great situation.

- None of the sisters wanted to move into the house but they couldn't bring themselves to sell it.

- Outside of Snake Eyes, the joe she is closest to is either Roadblock or Duke. Later on, Ripcord is a contender.

- Views Tunnel Rat as the younger brother she always wanted but never had. Will never admit it.

- That being said, Roadblock is her favorite.

- Was voted most likely to become a lawyer. Everyone was surprised when she went into the military after college.

[incorrect-gijoe]

GI Joe characters' group Halloween costumes

Group costume #1: South Park

Gung Ho as Cartman

Ripcord as Kyle

Lifeline as Stan

Snake Eyes as Kenny

Group costume #2: The A-Team

Hawk as Hannibal

Roadblock as B.A. Baracus

Flint as Face

Cross-Country as Murdock

Group costume #3: Avengers

Duke as Captain America

Scarlett as Black Widow

Dial-Tone as Iron Man

Stalker as Black Panther

Low-Light as Hawkeye