#ghost band incorrect quotes

[your-ghoul-pal]

Dew: *sighs* Phantom: You bored? Dew: Yeah. Phantom: Wanna start drama for no reason? Dew: I thought you’d never ask.

[that-demon-syd]

Primo: Red, +4 and Uno

Terzo: Fine, Pikachu, use thunderbolt!

Secondo: Fuck you, Go fish

Copia, shaking and almost crying with fear: What are game are we playing…😰

[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

[ashthewaterghoul]

Kidnapper: I have your Ghoul.

Copia: Which one? I have 10.

Kidnapper: The annoying one that keeps cussing me out and trying to bite me.

Copia:

Copia: Which one? I have 10.

[nimbusghoulette]

Swiss: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine. Phantom: Why? Swiss: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Copia: I love it when you two impersonate human beings.

[pxr-aspxra-ad-infxri]

Rain: do you have any kinks?

Mountain: *reading a book* peace and quiet

Aether: *cuddling Mountain* actually, he likes having his-

Mountain: *covering Aether’s mouth with his hand* peace and quiet

[miss-grim]

Rain, helping unpack the groceries: Aww, look at this tiny cucumber! I can almost fit the whole thing in my hand

Swiss, holding back tears: It looks like an average sized cucumber to me… Maybe even above average

[dewsgremlin]

- Dewdrop and Phantom making out for the first time -

Phantom, embarrassed: Stop, we can't do that, Aether is next door and he can hear us!

Dewdrop: Relax, he can't hear us

Phantom: ofc he can! The walls are thin as fuck!

Dewdrop: Aether, can you hear us?

Aether, next door: nope

Dewdrop: See? He can't hear us

Phantom: ...

[picklepicklle]

Phantom: wow, Dew and Aether really are the prime example of true love.

Rain: Dew has called Aether a whore 8 times today.

[ofthemorningstars]

Alpha: Why the hell are you wearing those goofy ass sunglasses?

Terzo: You ever nut so hard you pop a blood vessel in your eye?

Alpha: ...

Omega: *rubs the back of his neck nervously*

Based on a dumbass conversation between me and @puuuders

[geasthewritingrat]

Swiss: my balls are so sweaty

Rain: my ass is sweatier

Dew, head in hands: i wish this pack had an HR department

[your-ghoul-pal]

Phantom, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? Dew: *half asleep* Phantom, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

[that-demon-syd]

The ghouls just hanging around (hehe) on the tour bus:

Copia and Swiss come back from a suspiciously long “walk” with a large box

Swiss: what if we-

Copia: eh hypothetically-

Swiss: saw some rats out on the side of the road that were very delic-

Copia: very cute and brought them here?

All the ghouls stare at the both of them and then to the box for a while

Rain: Papa, what’s in the box?

Copia: mhm I think you know dear ghoul…

[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

Copia: We call that a traumatic event. Copia *turning to Swiss*: Not a “bruh moment” Copia *turning to Phantom*: Not a “major L” Copia *turning to Dewdrop*: And definitely not an “OOF lmao”

[aghoulnamedmeliora]

Aether: *Tries to pick up a banana to make a fake call, accidentally picks up the whole bunch*

Aether: I guess it's a conference call.

[thesunhatesme]

Arther, holds up Dew: This is my pet psychopath

Phantom,walking closer:

Aether:oh careful, he bites

Phantom:fascinating