#get yourself a himejoshi friend

[togekk0]

"You want to see her again, right?"

[musicalmoritz]

Funniest headcanons?

Okay wow I have so many crack headcanons so prepare yourself. Take every negative thing I’ve ever said abt fanon and throw it out the window, this is about to get so unserious

• Hanako is a fudanshi. This applies to the whole Toilet Gang (except Nene would be called a fujoshi), they’ve got a little book club. Hanako is the most insane about it tho

• Aoi and Akane are a himejoshi/himedanshi couple

• Lemon and Akane smoke weed together on a regular basis (throw back to the time I looked up “slang words for marijuana” for my Terukaneaoi fic and ended up sounding like Skyler White)

• I feel like an average conversation between the Toilet Gang is the most insufferable, out of pocket middle school humor you’ve ever heard in your life. Those four make South Park look like a kids show

• Akane has a random lock of Aoi’s hair on a shelf in his room

• Since the Minamoto father is absent and the mother is dead, Tiara just kind of assumes Teru and Akane are her parents. Instead of correcting her on this, Akane decides to be the dad who stepped up

• Akane is one of those filmbros who does NOT play abt Pulp Fiction (me) (that’s the second time I’ve mentioned that movie in relation to Akane today)

• He’s also the type to ask you to name three Nirvana songs if he catches you wearing one of their shirts and if you even so much as think about saying Smells Like Teen Spirit, he’ll shoot you in the head

• Hanako is lowkey mad Kou and Mitsuba started dating without him

• In the TBHK universe, Mei is the one who drew the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson image

• Nene writes reader insert fan fiction

• She’s also a BookTok girlie (not one of the really bad ones, just cringy. As in she would unironically love the book boyfriend audio)

• Sakura is rly into disturbing movies and they make Natsuhiko watch them with them just to make him nauseous

• Hanako and Kou jokingly flirt with each other and it makes Mitsuba and Nene genuinely mad. Like Hanako can ruin Mitsuba’s day with a single “I can take your man”

• Yk that one image of Cheryl Blossom wearing an “I ❤️ Boys” shirt? Teru owns that shirt

• Akane is the type of dude to raise his hand during a class discussion and say “I’d like to play the Devil’s Advocate”

• Aoi flirts with waitresses very poorly and it gives Nene severe secondhand embarrassment

• Once a week, Natsuhiko challenges Teru to a fight. She loses every single time

• Nene has one of those traumatic hamster death stories

• Mitsuba’s hair is dyed so whenever he’s being particularly annoying, Tsukasa tells him his roots are showing

• Kou and Nene have had one of those awkward “I have a crush on someone🤭 And it’s someone you know veryyyy well👀” moments

• Sumire used to climb to the highest places she could find to get Hakubo’s attention, and it gave him a mini heart attack each time

• OG Mei had a fursona. It was a dragon

• Yk in Spongebob when Squidward was confirmed to be the most miserable person in all of the Bikini Bottom?? In the TBHK universe that’s Akane except it’s for all of Japan

• Teru has given the “I’m vengeance, I am the knight” speech while exorcizing supernaturals AT LEAST once

• The Minamotos frequently watch Cinderella together bcuz Tiara is obsessed with it, to the point that it’s become Teru and Kou’s favorite movie as well. Teru drags his friends to watch it with him too but Kou refuses to admit he likes it

• Kou chews with his mouth open

• Mitsuba has cheesy romantic fantasies about Kou the same way Nene does about her crushes (I credit this one to one of my TikTok mutuals @/mads)

• Natsuhiko has an ASMR account (just like they do in the Monster Nursery au)

• Tiara doesn’t quite understand the premise of being gay or coming out so every day she congratulates Kou on being bi

• Kou straight up lies to Tiara about things, it’s an older sibling canon event. Teru does the same to Kou. For example I once told my sister you could dilute chocolate milk into regular milk by pouring water in it. And she believed me.

• Despite the fact that Kou’s been friends with them for many years, Teru regularly forgets Yokoo and Satou’s names

• Aoi and Nene’s mothers have a bet on when the two of them will reveal they’re secretly dating

• Mei is one of those ppl who’s allergic to almost everything. You order a plate of shrimp beside her and before it even hits the table she’s like “Keep that FAR away from me”

• Kako was homophobic until meeting Akane. A “I don’t support that lifestyle” kind of homophobe. Before meeting Akane’s baseball bat

• It’s okay tho he supports his bisexual son now!! He goes to pride parades and everything

• Mirai braids Akane’s hair when she’s bored

• Tsuchigomori has never felt the touch of a man

• If you say one bad word about Teru around Kou, you better be prepared for a full monologue. Stan Twitter wishes they could be as dedicated as Kou (Yokoo: I want to kms / Kou: Wait until the next student council election we can’t lose votes)

• To avoid tarnishing her popular girl image by coming off as rude, whenever Aoi wants to leave a conversation with someone she doesn’t like she pretends to faint

• Mitsuba breaks up with Kou every other day

• When Aoi and Nene are having trouble communicating their feelings verbally, they find a wrestling ring and box their feelings out

• Aoi and Nene apply to every job together, they are a package deal

• Kou is the designated bug killer for the Toilet Gang

• Yako can talk to other foxes. But only foxes, no other animals so the power isn’t all that exciting

• Natsuhiko hasn’t picked up on Mitsuba being gay yet so he keeps offering to set him up with girls

• Sakura has been involved in at least (1) unethical psychology experiment in the past. They administered those shocks for Milgram with a completely straight face

• The hands in Mitsuba’s boundary reflect his feelings so every time Kou comes to visit, they jump around him like overexcited dogs

• Tsukasa had a very intense Alvin and the Chipmunks phase

Okay I have homework that’s due in like 2 hours so I’m gonna have to end it there. I hope my terrible sense of humor amused some of you

[miyomurosaki]

roleplaying and then becoming a himejoshi and locking it up from irl conversation after being open about my interests for years feels so strange, how do i tell my friends that the only thing i've been reading is yuri? how am i supposed to explain that to them? i swear in context there's a trans girl who is widely (mostly) asexual up to now and she's reading yuri, and "oh yeah it's the only thing she's (i've) been doing for the past month I PROMISE YOU IM NOT A GOONER..." sorry girls i'm scared to talk about what media i'm interested in when it's centered around lesbians and i havea history of criticising the fetishisation of identities but THATS NOT WHAT IM DOINGGG SO IM NOT A HYPOCRITE. ITS JUST GOOD CONTENT...

am I lesbian? maybe.

miyo onimai I get you, I totally get you girl, mahiro might not get why you're scared to reveal yourself but omg i get you...

[lostplay]

Game 115: Revue Starlight Re Live Sept2024 "If I had a nickel for each time a story carried a gacha game, I have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happen twice"

Like Revue Starlight Re Live I don't think remotely resembled a good game at any point of it's 7 years of live service. It was clearly banking on people that loved Revue Starlight and himejoshis (if you don't know what those are you are very far from home or probably don't know you already are one). That being said the actual badness didn't come from a badly designed combat, but one that just went off the rails in terms of power scaling and easy baby mode difficulty. While I didn't much care for the gacha or battle system, the one brilliance to this game is the story that it has and the themes it lands on. The story is told in 3 parts, and while I can't say the first part leaves much of an impression on you, it's the 2nd and 3rd parts that begin to piece everything together and express the characters and writing in a way that I've only really been griped by another gacha game, Fate Grand Order. So while the game will likely be down by the time you read this, the actual part that matters will likely be up somewhere on the ethers of the internet in which I implore you to consume it. It's heartfelt, endearing, and pretty impactful for what was basically a cash grab.

As for the rest of the review here, I'm just here to let you know you missed nothing in terms of gameplay. While I do fine the actual ascetics and battle system to be intriguing, ultimately the game does nothing with it. While Fate Grand Order gives a lot of weight to certain battles and bosses with various gimmicks and the need to do it yourself, here you just need to be leveled up enough. I'm not even joking either. Aside from the lower levels, being around level 40 with each character nearly guarantees any win from a given battle, and having them all fully leveled means you'll probably 3 turn most battles. There are a few challenge mode battles and Player vs. Player modes to be had, but none of this was really needed to deal with the story, and only helped power up your characters faster through various means of additional rewards. Because every battle that would matter happens in story, and none of them challenge the player really meant that there was no place to actual showcase or really play with the power you had when you finally did get it. Plus all the battles have zero emotional thought behind them. They are all meaningless when it comes to the story and so few even connect remotely to it that it might as well not be there. It's such a while disconnection that ultimately they might as well be two separate entities.

Even a lot of the presentation in this game feels a bit separate from the rest of itself with all these various modes like making a room for your stage girls to hang out, the various birthday mini games that would pop up, and just the way the game lets you customize a lot of it. Like most gacha games you were able to set your own support team, add additional players and friends, and even participate in various timed storied events. Newer gacha girls would be added with neat ascetics and powers, and nearly the whole game is entirely voice acted. So like Re Live did have a lot going for it and clearly there was care in the actual game, but because none of this was balanced or felt it had weight kinda made all these bells and whistles meaningless in the long run. Then you add in all the predatory business of what gacha games entail and the constant wait that the game had for roughly 5 years to finish up this story and build of a game that I saw, and I can see that this kinda wasn't a great experience to go through without truly being able to binge thru it.

While I don't know how truly tiring this game has gotten, I can say I enjoyed this game without having watched the anime or movie that came before it. For those that did watch it, Im sure there was a lot of callbacks and nice pay offs to what happened, but I was able to enjoy it for the story we got here. Re Live was a gacha game that was probably good for 2 out of it's 7 years, and even then I have to say that a lot of this adds up to the fact I was able to binge the whole story throughout the course of a month over several years. The story is great, the theming works, the writing is well done from start to finish, and I teared up a little while playing this game. That being said. All the joy I had came from the entirely watchable part of this game and none from the battle system. Was the battle system interesting? Yes. But it never goes anywhere, and never impacts the story the way it does for other games. Please enjoy the best part of this game because the rest of it will be gone.

[yohandere]

tagged by @ghoststorie TYSM!!!!!

— what was your last…

1. drink: water

2. phone call: my dad he called me to shit talk my uncle

3. text message: “he’s such a cute kitten. also yes thank u” to marin

4. song you listened to: yozora wa nandemo shitteru no

5. time you cried: couple mins ago cuz i got Tuh-Riggered!’

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it: hmmm no

8. been cheated on: haha yes

9. lost someone special: ya

10. been depressed: sure

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yeah it sucks

— fave colours

red black and white

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yeaaaaa

16. fallen out of love: yea

17. laughed until you cried: all the time

18. found out someone was talking about you: countless times since i’m the most hated woman on this site

19. met someone who changed you: yes!

20. found out who your friends are: yes

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: yea

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: most of them

23. do you have any pets: i live with 3 cats named romulus, bunkus, and opal but they are my roommates cats

24. do you want to change your name: legally yes

25. what did you do for your last birthday: not really anything which kinda sucked

26. what time did you wake up today: 8 am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: laying down

28. what is something you can’t wait for: taking a walk tomorrow , or whenever i get to hang out with rachel next~

30. what are you listening to right now: yozora wa nandemo shitteru no

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: not that i know of

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: people talking to me when i don’t want them to. or the instagram people shit talking me for saying suwa’s solo in happy party train sounds bad

33. most visited website: tumblr or twitter

34. hair colour: dyed blonde

35. long or short hair: loooong

36. do you have a crush on someone: just anime women

37. what do you like about yourself: i’m genuine and independent

38. want any piercings: idk not really they’re a hassle

39. blood type: no clue

40. nicknames: irl i go by frances so. nicknames are nadia, amanda, toga, togey, togurt, toge,

41. relationship status: single and not looking

42. sign: taurus

43. pronouns: she only

44. fave tv show: anime is love live or kill la kill, live action is orphan black

45. tattoos: i have 3, speaking of orphan black i have an ob tattoo on my right forearm. on my left i have the album cover for hospice by the antlers. on my left shoulder i have an inverted cross

46. right or left handed: right

47: ever had surgery: mouth surgery

48. piercings: i had my ears pierced but they closed up

49. sport: i did track and field as a kid

50. vacation: i went to cali to see rachel it was really fun

51. trainers: wat...

— more general

52. eating: i ate ramen for dinner

53. drinking: rn drinking water but my fave drink is coffee

54. i’m about to watch: Friends. i fall asleep to it every night

55. waiting for: to sleep... then to take a walk tomorrow morning and then work

56. want: money so i can not stress about it

57. get married: absolutely not

58. career: keep what i’m doing rn

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: kisssss

60. lips or eyes: eyeballs

61. shorter or taller: shorter i guess

62. older or younger: lol idfc?? idk?? weird question

63. nice arms or stomach: if we’re close... you know my answer

64. hookup or relationships: rn hookups i don’t want a relationship at all

65. troublemaker or hesitant: trubblemaker

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: no

67. drank hard liquor: yes i love it

68. turned someone down: hmm yea

69. sex on first date: no

70: broken someone’s heart: ugh idk

71. had your heart broken: yes!

72. been arrested: nope

73. cried when someone died: yea

74. fallen for a friend: mhmmm!

— do you believe in

75. yourself: idk..

76. miracles: idk!

77. love at first sight: no

78. santa claus: why not

79. angels: maybe

— misc

80. eye colour: bright blue/green

81. best friend’s name: RACHEL/SPENCER/CLARE SHES SO PERFECT FUUUCK

82. favourite movie: kill bill

83: favourite actor: sarah paulson

84. favourite cartoon: im counting anime. love live

85. favourite teacher’s name: lafe smith

i tag @spencerhastings @himejoshi @yuckcult if anyone else wants to do it u can say i tagged u