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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.
You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangij#wei wuxian#digital art#ask#Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.
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Ok so, idea. Damian says ‘i love you’ as a sort of goodbye/thank you. Like for example “This evidence will prove very useful on this case, I love you Todd.” or “this photo of Titus is most adequate Drake, I shall have enough to start drawing. I love you.” or “The meal was most delicious Pennyworth, I love you.” And everyone coos and is like “aww.” even jason and they look at dick because like obviously dick taught damian that, hes the golden child, the one damian looks up to the most, the most affectionate one…
But the truth is, Damian learned it from Bruce. Damian is there when Bruce calls his other kids, he hears Bruce go “I love you.” As a goodbye the second after the child at the other end hangs up. He hears Bruce say ‘i love you’ to alfred, quietly, when hes patching him up after a mission, hears the frantic ‘i love you’s’ after someone gets hurt on patrol, and he thinks thats how its done. But Bruce seems to think the same as everyone else, that he got it from Dick, and Dick looks so pleased, Damian decided not to correct them. Besides, who do they think Dick got it from?
#batfam#batman and robin#damian wayne#batfamily#bruce wayne#good dad bruce wayne#baby boy damian#i just#love the idea of damian getting his affectionate tendencies from bruce#because damian is very observant#and he notices every little affectionate thing bruce does#and copies it#and coming from a kid with a sword#people notice#and are super proud of him#while damian just learned it all from his father#a man they consider emotionally conspapated/unavailable#idk
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Valentine, please stop deflecting everything with jokes, I thought we were having a Moment here.
Happy Valentines' Day! Better known as Viking Day in this house ! I love you with the force of a gay berserk and an emotionally repressed heir of King Arthur combined ! <3
#valentines day#viking day#happy v day#vinland saga#BJOOOORN#Askeladd#askebjorn#my art#fanart#the boys out there gazing upon Mont Saint Michel#i can give you the pinpoint place where the conversation is taking place if you'd like (Pointe du Grouin du Sud)#Björn was so close to getting a crumb of backstory and his eagerness to get Askeladd to talk backfired immediately#rip#the sword poking is a foreshadowing ha ha h a (rip bis)
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Dorian gets offended/jealous Orym is talking about working out with Beau, so he tries to show off, Imogen calls him out on poor execution, so he just walks off to help Caduceus (who also quickly kinda roasts him) kkkkkkk
i need next episode to after Dorian and Orym wakeup together, Orym goes workout with Beau and have competitions, so the whole time is just Orym and Beau showing off to Dorian and Yasha, like doing push ups with them in their back or sm, doing upsidedown pullups
#dorian getting ‘jealous’ of orym ‘the gay little fighter’ talking to beau ‘the disaster lesbian monk/brawler’ is everything to me#kkkkkkkkk like i know he was just like ‘why havent we talked about working out? i have abs too?! why no compliments?’#but like bby boy literally got jealous of his man having jock talk with (one of) the local lesbian is so funny and cute#orym and beau being gayxlesbian dex jock solidarity is everything to me#their both the dex fighters of their group#brjeaus are jock bros but fjord still regrets asking beau to train w her#and poor orym doesn’t get to be dudebrojock no thoughts only muscle often#i remember him being so happy abt flexing to the skyship himbo abt him training the sword#let orym be jock moreee#i need beau and orym to have working out competition#like braius and yasha too let them fight#also need yasha and ashton having barbarian talk#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr c3e111#c3e111#c3e111 spoilers#dorym#beauyasha#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#tbh theres like some parralels in beauyasha and dorym#boom another parallel#beauregard#beauregard lionett#jockxjock solidarity#gayxlesbian solidarity#mlmxwlw solidarity
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It's getting colder. Knit your local knights some sweaters 🧶🩷
(bonus)
#she totally would#knight boys staying cozy this winter#get mommied suckers#kirby#memu#lady like#meta knight#sword knight#blade knight#kirby anime#borbdoodles
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we need to acknowledge that charles had that sword the whole time. he had it, and he chose to use the cricket bat every other time, anyway. there are five logical conclusions
charles doesn't want to KILL anyone, and swords do big damage
he used to play cricket and ergo is more experienced in regard to it
charles bought the sword for edwin, thinking swords and sabres are the same thing, and edwin didn't want to correct him. the sword is edwin's, and you know how prissy edwin gets when you mess with his things
the cricket bat is a reference to charles' baseball bat in 'dead patrol' (which i think is the funniest thing in all of media history)
he thinks the cricket bat makes him look cooler (likely)
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(O.O ) The PONDERING is back!
You know Walker?
One of the Zone's literal ACAB? We are shown in one episode, that real world items? Against The Rules(tm).
Now, that COULD just be HIM being An Asshole? But let's be real! Unlikely. Rules/Laws get made for a REASON, generally. Usually because someone ruined it for everyone by being an asshole. Taking things too far.
You start OUT with the obvious Rules. Like "Don't Tear the Zone Apart." And "No Genocide of Literally Everything Forever You Fighty Little Assholes" but over time? You have too add stuff. Like "George is Forbidden to use the fax machine and he knows why" and "Ice Lairs and Fire Lairs have to be X distance apart AND YOU KNOW WHY"
And? IS there a central Governing body, regulating the Zone Rules? Nope! Pariah's in nappy time! BUT the manic, Iron fisted, Obsessions of THE LAW across time and space are sure willing to step up and help keep order. It... KINDA works!
And they MOSTLY have the same-ish Rules!
Like NO FUCKIN LIVING WORLD STUFF. Because? To GET such contraband? You'd have to break containment of the Zone, go THROUGH a random ass natural portal, that may or may NOT be safe, may or may NOT ever RECONNECT to the Zone, to literally terrorize the unsuspecting living souls (assuming you can FIND any), on the other side, JUST to drag that shitty candy bar back home.
Leaking ectoplasm the whole time. Poisoning the air, land, and sea. Making NEW ghosts where there might not have been any. Effectively making you their deadbeat parent. Which is premeditated child abandonment. And you DEFINITELY didn't PAY for those objects. Thief.
So, NO. No Living World Shit.
BUT!
Like city states! The Area of influence each Law Man(tm) has? While wide and sprawling? Does NOT perfectly mesh together like puzzle pieces! There ARE dead zones. Lawless, "unclaimed" areas.
Which? Are not so unclaimed.
For just as The Law has it's Obsession? So too, has the Underworld. Shaddy casinos and auctions. Black markets run like street fairs. What some Ghost Weed? They can hook you up, man. Vinnie over there was a Runner during Prohibition. He knows where ALL the classy joints are.
He can hook you up with some REAL nice Living World collectibles.
From All Over.
And? I bet it's that LAST bit? That REALLY sparks Danny's interest. He saved the guy from the GIW, who may or may not have busted him trying to... uuuuh... LIBERATE, some fine scotch for the bar back Zone side. Who's to say, really? Regardless, Vinnie? Pays his debts, you here.
Beside... the feral little gremlin kinda scares him. Good quality to have, no question, but maybe cool it with the biting? You don't know where they BEEN. You'll get a disease.
Now... all you gotta do, see, is... *mutters* *map scribbling* *bad idea enabling*
Which? Constantine! League Members of your choosing! Like a field trip from hell! Some how in the SINGLE shadiest den of Obvious Criminals you ever did see. The sky is green and they aren't in their dimension anymore. Circle up! NOW. Young Justice shoved to the INSIDE of the circle, adult heros on the outside.
Constantine? Knows where they are and wishs he didn't. He... he's not sure he CAN get them back. Going to try obviously. But no one panic. Don't show fear. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. Start walking.
Danny? Loading up the speeder~ Christmas gifts for daaaays~~☆ Everyone is Salty but respectful, cause anti-ghost tech meant they couldn't steal it. They did TRY. But... fair play, kid. Nice ride.
Only? Right before he gets in to leave? Some vibrating blur shoots over? Talking fast and followed by an older blur? Oh hey, humans. Like... ALIVE humans. Sup?
@the-witchhunter @hdgnj @nerdpoe @hypewinter @mutable-manifestation
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dc x dp prompt#danny phantom#justice league's very bad no good just awful road trip#danny does some Crime Shopping#at the Crime store#he got alternate dimension boy band stuff for Jazz#his mom's getting this cool lazer sword#dcxdp#minji's ponderings
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My favorite part about nightcrawler comics is the application of the law of the universe that, if a pair of swords is ever shown hanging on a wall in the background of a panel, they will end up in nightcrawler's hands
#like oh the artist has suddenly drawn this very specific background detail? boy oh boy oh boy#get this guy his own pair of swords rn#nightcrawler#marvel#marvel comics#marvel nightcrawler#x men comics#x men#kurt wagner
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HAPPY BDAY SKYWARD SWORD 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎊🎊🎊🎊🎁🎁🎁
#SKYWARD SWORD NUMBER ONE FOREVER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#if nothing else gets me to draw my boy’s birthday will#my specialest lil guy#skyward sword#loz#legend of zelda#skyward sword fanart#kiddokori
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modern Cap ✗✗
#the captain ghosts#the captain#ben willbond#bbc ghosts#bbc ghosts fanart#he has a sword tie clip bc of Humph#and yes there is a ghost pattern on the jacket lining#cap getting ready for a date or sth#fanart#ghosts bbc#caphrey#procreate#art#digital art#the six idiots#them there#six idiots fanart#sketching#six idiots#Ghost Boys
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 1: Dread on Arrival
(Part 2)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang fengmian#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Yungmeng Jiang Training Arc AU#MDZS AU#The AU name for this idea is something I am 100% willing to change if someone has a better one.#There will be at least 2-3 more comics so *please*. Ideas and feedback welcome.#The core idea behind this AU is that LWJ goes to study with the Yunmeng Jiang sect instead of JC and WWX going to Cloud Recess#But why? Well I imagine Lan Xichen set it up to give LWJ a challenge (more social than skill based) and LWJ rose to it (begrudgingly)#Sort of a 'You've mastered so many Lan techniques but Other Sects have styles that are worth learning.' set up.#Lan Qiren agrees mostly on the basis that...well it's LWJ. Yunmeng Jiang is unruly but LWJ is beyond that riff-raff. He'll rise above it.#This is the story of a boy who thrives on routine and rules spending time in a place that is his apparent antithesis.#Also it is so warm there. He is used to it being cold and what do you MEAN just take off some of my layers?#I just want to see him struggle and flail in many situations. And get him in Jiang Purple. Is that so wrong of me?#(Soaking wet JC is part of my 'JC was born to swim; forced to hold a sword' agenda. Do not remove him from the water)#((Politeness notes: JFM would *not* call LWJ 'lan wangji' nor would LWJ be vocally impolite to a sect leader.))
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Late night art feat the most miserable man that ever stepped in DGP
#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#buffa#michinaga azuma#fanart#I'M STILL ON EP 28 AS I POST THIS#started loving him bc of design but dammit he's so good especially in the first episodes#not really a big fan of his arc now with beroba but i have hope#i'm a simple girl with simple needs - i just need my man to be the most miserable and stupid as possible and then breakdown#michinaga in the battle royale special: how am i still alive#also buffa using twin jet: PEAK#buffa throw sword away: omg hes so stupi / buffa hurts himself to charge sword: holysh hes so geniu#me on ep 6: buffa boy i cant root for you when your desire is like 'get rid of all kamen rider#me on ep 23: ok buffa's right we gotta get rid of some
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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....
Oh yes he would!
One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014
GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017
In fact he already has ☺️
#asoiaf#jon snow#yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo#I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre#he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium#the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap#at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists#but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy#he LOVES a good epic#he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi#and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf#the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations#almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role#and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf#like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit#ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc#did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life#funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja#grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them#never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists#like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh
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Usagi Yojimbo? In THIS economy?
Of course.
#magic rune sword boy :)#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2k17#usagi#art of koi#he gets a gold sword and fun magic !
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Johnny's ass keeps pushing Sento away from the support on his back because it's too big btw, do you think Sento knows. Is Sento aware that johnny's cheeks are constantly pushing it. And if so, do you think Sento cares at all, being a sword and all. Is that mundane for a sword. Does Sento compare whose backs or waists or butts or hands felt nicer. Does Kenshi know. Would it tell Kenshi that his hands are the most caring but Johnny's ass is the biggest.
#maybe that's just how it works. being a sword. even if you're sentient.#johnshi#<- target audience#I'm assuming that all the souls in that sword (or most of them) held it before and some kept it on their backs#so now i'm wondering if they get there agter they die and start thinking they should have kept sento in a different position#or if they mind the climate or where the sword is kept#like do they feel it? they are in it but do they feel it#do they ever think 'if I knew it felt this way i would have cared for Sento in a different manner'#i know im anthropomorphizing the sword but the sword has people in it#sento: hey descendent can you light a fire we're cold#kenshi: Oh of course!#sento: thank you. do you want us to give you the grace of vision so you can see the white boy's ass btw#kenshi: what#sento: its a really nice ass. who said that.#kenshi:#mortal kombat#im sorry i juat wanted to talk about the souls in there feeling thinfs through the sword but that implies they felt johnnys ass#and i wanted to make a joke about it#inside sento:#- Akira Taiga-sama had the nicest hands but Hayao-sama had the greatest butt.#both of them also inside the sword hearing this: thank you ascendent you honor us#no but really i kike the idea the sento feels that kenshi is caring for it 🥲
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charles pov from stray by cutevamp
#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#charles rowland#edwin payne#listen in my head he’s yours means the same as I’m yours. the way a dog belongs to its owner the person belongs to their dog#the way a sword is an extension of the arm the way a god belongs to the believer as the acolyte belongs to their god. yk.#made this listening to sore feet song by ally kerr which is. god. The payneland song. to me.#like.#I’m tired and weak but I’m strong for you.#wanna go home but my love gets me through.
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