#get some reading comprehension please
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what if there was an alien, who was so autistic. and their special interest was humans. this is the true core of doctor who I think
#no thoughts head empty just the doctor being almost laughably biased#tbh we should all aspire to be some greater being's weird hyperfixation#when the dr sees humans do something bad i'm like nooooo you will cause him autistic distress so not do this please#this makes it even funnier how mad the master gets about it#imagine your childhood friend turned enemy like. got really into kpop or something. so you try to murder bts#doctor who villains are just an allegory for twitter users with no reading comprehension who have bad takes about your oomfies#doctor who#nuwho#the doctor#autism
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csm 137 i can't believe i have to say this but the first few pages being countered doesn't mean they weren't drawn as a Deliberate choice relevant to denji's character. like
#the chapter leads into a Terrible situation pretty fast guys get some reading comprehension please#was SA ever presented as Immediately Bad via denji's reactions to it in this series? re: himeno? was it still acknowledged as Bad by the#story nonetheless???#csm 137#i mean. i might be coping and i personally think Comedy is an effective medium for every kind of content. i hope im right. man#csm#chainsaw man#denji#but that doesnt mean part 1s effect on his character is ERASED
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i know i just got here, but seeing all of the laughably bad takes from both sides of the spectrum is convincing me that no, i don’t actually need to be on social media again.
#this is about mdzs fandom discourse#this is a jc/jiggy support blog#but#they did bad things and made bad choices and i love that about them#i can acknowledge their bad choices and their flaws and still like them#but hooooooly fuck#the jc/jiggy/XICHEN antis drive me fucking banana nut bonkers#there are valid reasons to dislike all 3 of those characters and somehow you have created ones that are so far from reality i cannot believe#that we read the same book#or watched the same shows#1. get some reading comprehension i beg you#2. for the love of fucking god please like. find some god damn joy in your lives and stop giving a fuck about characters you don’t like#2.5 and people who like characters you don’t like#2.75 and i know that’s kind of blasse of me to say in the tags of a post griping abt people griping abt characters they don’t like#3. just??? go find joy? touch grass?? not everything is about you and your terrible reading comprehension#4. stop assuming that your way is the right way#5. the puritanical bullshit of protagonist inherently good is really getting old#i am begging you to do any modicum of research into the concept of antiheroes#it will broaden your horizons i prommy#not everything is about blorbos being all good all the time#your blorbo is not free of sin#(unless it’s sizhui. sizhui is always free of sin)#anyway i think imma delete tumblr. the algorithm keeps showing me anti posts and im old and tired#no discourse here pls and thanks#moots dm for discord if u wanna
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damn people on tumblr really STILL cannot comprehend that you can be into a fucked-up FICTIONAL CHARACTER without condoning / being okay with the shit they're doing? please get some common sense <3
#text#my post#piss poor reading comprehension#im so sorry you dont have any critical thinking skills i hope you get better soon#yeah this is about hazbin hotel what about it#they are LITERALLY in HELL. ACTUAL LITERAL HELL. they are AWFUL characters#some are just better at hiding it than others#all of them - as in ALL OF THEM - are out to get the others. in one way or another#like#please use the inside of your skull to realize this.#valentino + vox + alastor are all awful at a first glance. they dont bother hiding it.#i can almost GUARANTEE you that the rest of the lot are equally awful#charlie might be THE exception. MIGHT#anyway rant over#[gets back up five minutes later] wAIT ACTUALLY---
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fleeing to your blog to escape misguided, overly simplistic black-and-white character critiques of anakin- save me indy-fied anakin save me
i’ll keep you safe get under my cape quick quick
#the takes on anakin on tumblr dot com are so ass. please get some reading comprehension skills#indy shoots the shit#thanks for the msg!!#moot: mei
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I can't believe both sides of an aro discourse have reached my dash do I really have to start unfollowing people
#also can people please get some reading comprehension on this website no one is fucking saying QPRs are amatonormative#eifie dot txt
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will never get why some people like to say “elain doesn’t get hated. elain treated feyre like shit too” like yeah elain was a bad sister but elain DOES get hated. u cant come here and tell me that a bunch of people dont hate elain for simply existing💀💀 she was a bad sister but the difference is she is trying to be better. she is kind and she has never used her trauma to lash out at feyre.
she was actually the first out of the two sister to want to help feyre in acomaf. she was willing to help her sisters again and again if it came down to it. it’s not my fault yall can’t read.
elain is liked because of her kindness. because she shows that even if you suffer horribly in life u can still be so kind which is so opposite to how a lot of people can feel.
and people hate elain ALL THE TIME. people hate her for being sweet and kind. people even hate her for her gardening hobby. like be so serious. asking why people dont hate her like they hate nesta is funny because nesta was written as someone who was terrible to feyre, THE MC OF ACOTAR AND A CHARACTER THAT EVERYONE IS MEANT TO LOVE, and elain was not terrible to her. SIMPLE.
#acotar#elain archeron#like its not my fault yall lack brains#please get some reading comprehension skills
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Everytime I find myself on Instagram reels, I find myself hating society more and more.
#this is why I try to stay off of that section of instagram#but that’s the only why my friends communicate with me anymore#sure you could say that I’m only seeing things the algorithm thinks I’ll like but no matter how hard I press ‘not interested’ they push#more garbage down my throat#I’m just there for the animals#I’m tired of seeing all these relationship oriented posts#‘oh no I can’t find a partner my life is awful’ please for the love of whatever higher being learn to love yourself and your presence#no please do not manipulate you s/o or some person for your own gain#plus everyone is just so hateful and judgemental over there.#There is like ZERO reading comprehension in those comments#it’s annoying#like truly#I shall stick to my stance that Tik Tok and Instagram Reels is just a easy way to rot your brain#I shall get off my soapbox now
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I swear to god it is impossible to exist for more than 3 consecutive minutes in this fandom these days without wanting to murder someone
#Where the actual gaddamn motherfuck is the reading comprehension#Where do y’all even come up with All these bad takes?!??#Did people even read the books?!?#Do people even know how to read period?!?!!#Jesus fucking christ#no#I can’t even get into it there are too many instances that make me want to commit violence#but for fucks goddamn fucking sake#Holy shit this fandom is so so so so so unbelievably disgustingly pathetically WRONG#Please people please I am begging you to reread canon and to develop some reading comprehension#And for the love of god please#Please stop trying to say that just because you don’t like something in canon it’s toxic or homophobic or the author being a shitbag terf#I’m not defending jkr#but for fucks sake just because you personally don’t like a portion of canon does not make it intrinsically homophobic or transphobic#Honestly#Don’t come at me looking for a fight you will be blocked#I hate this fandom so fucking much
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will wood is a genius and his peak popularity was wasted on like chronically online pandemic-era teen girls with status-quo neurosis and adhd who loved him for his "quirkiness" and how his music "scratched their brains"
#yes i am making fun of a demographic but also there is a reason it exists and i acknowledge that#regardless. the internet is horrible for developing minds. you are still all so irritating#dont even get me started on i/me/myself you people are insane. can we see beyond gender binaries for one fking second#can we have some nuance please. some reading comprehension. some media literacy#anyway will wood is on the lines of like jreg. in terms of meta commentary on identity&artistry and shit#he's an incredible lyricist and musician. i doubt these ephemeral fans could really comprehend the wavelength he was on#i mean this seriously#but also it's not in the sense that i am doubting their intelligence. it's just like 15 y/os thinking theyre mature when their development#was severely impacted by the pandemic and chronically online shit#and anyway 15yos everywhere are not mature. this is a fact of life Does anyone understand me. i understand me#anyway this was really rambly. hi blog#emp3#em media and society commentary rant : over
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god help minors on tiktok are calling rhinedottir abusive now!!!
#please get some reading comprehension i BEG OF YOU#the next time someone calls baizhu evil and abusive towards qiqi i'm getting a shotgun#genshin impact
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I will never understand why antis flip out about people writing historical fiction and then warning others about the nasty parts of said era.
Guys. The "period typical racism" tag is not there because the author is racist and supports racism. It is there because A), sometimes historical accuracy means dealing with the bad parts of history and B), we understand that not everyone wants to read it.
#dispatches#original content? on this blog?#discourse related#anits are idiots#proshipper#pro shipping#proshipper safe#i write ww2 historical fiction#i do not support my clearly marked bad guys#please get some reading comprehension#the past is not like today
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Artist friends, please don't use StickerMule
Full tweet
I've been on the "Fuck Stickermule" train for a few years now after they posted COVID conspiracy bullshit, and it was found out their CEO was a Trump / Anti-LGBTQ+ donor.
Take your business elsewhere. Just because they have good deals occasionally shouldn't mean they should be able to use your money to support shitty recipients.
Some businesses I'd recommend checking out:
StickerGuy -Been using Sticker Guy for like 15 years for my bands stickers over the years. They have some of the best vinyl stickers I've ever used and those things are practically indestructible. Ridiculously good prices too.
RockinMonkey - I've only ever used them for one run of holographic stickers but the quality is so good and I'd definitely go to them again if I were to get more printed.
StickerNinja - Never personally used but I've seen so many people recommend them and their quality shows on their socials. And I'm fairly certain they're BIPOC owned, super pro-LGBTQ+ and are very vocally Pro-Palestine which is a plus in my book!
StickerApp - has been getting a lot of positive feedback in the reblogs! Vograce - I've read some good things about them in the reblogs, and I've also seen some people on Tiktok showing off acrylic keychains they've made with their services!
EDIT [7/18/2024]:
Found this cool document full of information on other sticker / merch printers with a ton of comparisons and examples compiled by Theresa Chiechi! They also have a series of Tiktok videos linked on that page showing the different businesses they've tried. Be sure to check it out if you want a comprehensive look into your best options.
Please feel free to leave any other suggestions!
#art#artists#stickers#stickermule#stickerguy#stickerninja#rockinmonkey#artist alley#small business#artists on tumblr
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ppl who goes against their "dni" and break their own rules by either invading other people's spaces or hate stalking the ppl they hate (which the said person they hate is literally everything they described in their dni list) will always make me so annoyed
#delete later#i stopped doing dnis and byf cuz i realized its fucking useless AND extremely stupid tbh. like i also find it extremely childish too#its like putting up a sign at a restaurant and going “people who supports and enjoys pineapple on pizza are not allowed here go away”#like i just now realized how stupid this whole thing is. it also feels like segregation ngl#also not all dnis and byfs work like a charm 100% of the time either cuz even if you list the triggers and things you hate ppl out there ar#going to be terrible about it and use your horrors against you and harm you. and its pretty fucked#but yeah on another note: ppl esp the young gen needs to start learning how to avoid something they hate and never look back on it ever#again. like i promise you if you focus on something you like you wont have to be fighting useless pointless battles cuz theyre a waste of#TIME AND ENERGY. please learn how to separate fiction and reality. not only that even if you try really hard on wanting to make things you#hate disappear as well as its supporters well im sorry to break it to you but things you hate will ALWAYS exist. shocking i know#just like how many ppl hate pinapple on pizza there also exists others that loves that kind of pizza alot and its never going away any time#soon. that applies for every other shit we hate just like how i hate the fucking great gatsby lol but it still continues to live on and#strive in highschool eng classes cuz again ppl likes that book lol and also it exists for ppl needing to learn higher reading comprehension#and levels and all that jazz and what not.#but yeah some ppl really needs to stop breaking their own boundaries and consuming things they hate. its really unhealthy#also stop hate stalking ppl you hate too. seriously. get a better hobby.
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🦇 the-birds-and-the-bats Follow
PLEASE keep your zoophagous familiars indoors or preferably, locked up in a sanitarium (it’s where they thrive, but if u can’t afford a sanitarium, a dank dungeon in your castle will work) but for the love of the devil your zoophagous familiar is not an outdoor familiar. no exceptions
🦇 the-birds-and-the-bats Follow
i am so tired of trying to explain to familiar owners in the notes that zoophagous familiars are not meant to roam free out of doors. they are a danger to themselves and their environment.
here is a link to a study done on the relationship between the rise of outdoor familiars in Essex and the decline of the sparrow population.
and no, your familiar is not the exception.
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Lol OK op, anyway…
My zoophagous maniac only eats insects. She is doing absolutely no harm to the environment. Plus, she hates being cooped up in a cell, she always breaks out. She was meant to be outdoors, and she’s not a danger to birds! She’s a sweetheart! She would only hurt a fly. And the occasional spider haha
🦇 the-birds-and-the-bats Follow
where do i even start with this. first of all, i don’t know how to explain to you that insects are a part of the environment…
secondly, the nature of zoophagous familiars is that they will work their way up the food chain. you may only see her eating flies and spiders, but unchecked their eating habits go to birds and cats and sometimes even humans. if she is free roaming as you claim, she’s probably already consumed countless sparrows. KEEP HER INSIDE.
and finally, you mentioned she keeps breaking out of her cell. there could be a few reasons for this. either she’s not getting enough enrichment, or she’s being enthralled and called to her master. if it’s the latter, don’t worry about it <3 but if she keeps breaking out you need to make sure she’s getting the enrichment she needs. are you giving her sugar to lure her flies? a notebook to count the lives she’s consumed? space to ramble about her theories on blood being life?
keep her indoors. if she breaks out to monologue about rats she needs your attention. entertain her. but keep your zoophagous familiars indoors.
☠️ graveyard-smash Follow
of course it’s a mad scientist bitching about this post. mad scientists need to learn to keep their gloved hands out of the monster community
🦇 the-birds-and-the-bats Follow
hi op here, please don’t go leaving exclusionist comments on my post. mad scientists are known to toe the lines of monstrosity, often times themselves becoming monsters whether literally or socially, and very frequently are in contact with or creating monsters. this is a post about zoophagous familiars, which are notoriously looked after by some form of mad scientist/doctor. like it or not, there will always be mad scientists and doctors in the monster community.
🧛🏻 nose-fur-achoo Follow
my familiar isn’t zoophagous but they often leave my manor to lure me victims. is that okay?
🪦 undead-and-loving-it Follow
the reading comprehension on this site is bloody awful
🩸sleepalldaypartyallnight Follow
how dare you say blood is awful????!!!!
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[ ASKING PRICE — FT. KINICH ]
synopsis: kinich isn’t so happy that you spend time with ajaw. you’re more than willing to pay the price to make up for it
before you read: gender neutral reader ; established relationship ; slightly jealous kinich (of ajaw getting more attention) ; ajaw cameo! ; lots of kisses ;) (kinich not ajaw)
You laugh, and Kinich’s vein all but pops.
Normally, he’s agitated by Ajaw on most hours of most days. That much is a well known fact. But not today, though—because today, he’s absolutely infuriated. (And no, this is not on a limited, conditional, restricted, contractual, partial, temporary basis. This anger is very much here to stay and not go anywhere.)
You’re here to complete a commission with him, not spend your time giggling with a certain saurian. And your kindness is very much wasted going towards someone as pompous as Ajaw—still, there’s a part of him that admires it. Only you could manage to be kind to someone as difficult to get along with.
What he doesn’t admire, however, is that you happen to be the one person Ajaw also doesn’t mind being kind to. (Well, as kind as someone like Ajaw can get, that is.)
“—and when the Almighty Dragonlord, K'uhul Ajaw summons the howling winds, and sets the whole world ablaze, you can be the only survivor!”
It’s a grating voice, Kinich thinks distantly, rolling his eyes at the way you chuckle and give a grateful nod, entertaining the pure nonsense of a fool. Ajaw has approximately the same brain power as a dead saurian. That’s to say: none. How you manage to laugh at jokes made by such a simpleton is beyond the comprehension of someone like Kinich—but he supposes you’ve always been kind to a fault. A pity laugh certainly isn’t something you’re above, he supposes.
“Will I have the luxury of ruling by your side as your trusty sidekick?” You play along. It seems to please the dragon, earning a haughty laugh.
“I suppose you can have a small corner to call yours,” he agrees, “just make sure you push that slimy, slithering, miserly worm off a cliff and I’ll allow it.”
You glance over at Kinich as soon as the words are uttered by the obnoxious loud mouth beside you, and he can feel the last of his veins snap—that is, until you smile, giving him a playful wink.
“I’ll see what I can do,” you giggle.
“See?” Ajaw turns to look at him, making Kinich’s eye twitch ever so slightly. “You should be more like this one! The Almighty Dragonlord—h-huh? Hey!”
“Kinich!” You scold, watching as Ajaw cuts himself off with a scream, flying off into the distance from one irritated flick of Kinich’s fingers.
“What?” He huffs, crossing his arms as you throw your head back and laugh.
“You’re cute, you know. When you get like that.”
“Like what?” It comes out as a grumble. A rather petulant one, at that—he almost cringes hearing it in his own tone.
He knows what you mean, too. You know he does, so you reach over to ruffle his hair as his lips curl into a deeper frown. It’s not lost on you, however, that he almost seems to lean into your touch, almost seems to savor the feeling of your palm against his head.
“It’s cute when you’re jealous,” you tease. “Adorable, you know? Seeing you sulk is a bit rare.”
“I was not sulking,” he protests. That, of course, pulls a laugh out of you that makes him sulk even harder. “And I’m not jealous. Being jealous of Ajaw is absurd.”
“Oh but I think you were,” you nudge his shoulder, lips stretching into a knowing grin as he grunts. “Don’t worry, I’d never push you off a cliff.”
“That’s because you’d never manage to,” he shrugs. You give him a playful scowl as you huff, you don’t know that, under your breath. He fights back an amused smile, trying to keep his seriousness in tact. “Have you had enough fooling around? We have a commission to complete. You’re going to make me lose out on mora.”
“Is that so?” You say thoughtfully.
By now, Kinich knows that face. It’s not a very welcomed face, either—it means trouble for him. Some form of scheming on your end that almost always ends with you getting what you want, and almost always ends with him walking away as a loser of sorts. It’s his own fault, of course. Being powerless against your charms is a weakness he’s not entirely managed to overcome yet.
But he’s trying—and he’ll get it one day. He’s sure of it.
“I don’t like that face,” he says dryly, eyeing you cautiously.
“What face?” You gasp, mock innocence feigned even as the mischief creeps into your eyes. He can see it. Sense it. Feel it. Almost like he can tell a foe is coming even before they strike—it’s a practiced precision of sorts.
“That face you make when you’re up to something. I can tell you have something up your—”
You cut him off with a kiss to the corner of his mouth, making him go silent almost instantly. A small part of him can feel his cheeks burn, but the bigger part of him melts before he can even comprehend it.
“What if I paid you a better price,” you murmur, “and commissioned some of your time?”
A hand trails up his chest, rubbing slowly against the expanse of it over his shirt, stopping just over his heart. Evil, he wants to tell you, how evil you are to rest your palm right over his erratic heart.
Like you sense the pounding beat, you grin sweetly.
“You’ll need a better price than that,” he mumbles quietly when he finally finds his voice, clearing his throat subtly.
“Haggling over prices with me?” You pout. “Not even I can get a discount.”
“Of course not,” he says stubbornly. A strong arm wraps around you, pulling you against his sturdy chest as you bite back a grin. “I only accept offers with appropriate prices.”
“Fine,” you pretend to roll your eyes in defeat, leaning in to press a firm peck to his lips. “Will that cover it?”
“Not quite,” his arms tighten around you, pulling you closer. Impossibly closer. So close, you think his lips could knock into yours from a gentle breeze alone.
But he’s still. Patient. Painfully observant as his eyes stare into you and wait for what he wants—and, well, Kinich always gets his asking price. One way or another, he never walks away short of a single mora.
Or kiss.
So you lean in, pressing your mouth to his as your hands cup his face, tracing the skin above his cheekbone delicately as he sighs softly. His eyes flutter closed, and briefly, he thinks how nice it is when it’s just you. And him. And no Ajaw.
He should keep it like that more often.
He needs it, you think. Needs to feel you up close and personal, needs to know you’re here and staying, needs to know you’re his and only his.
He lets out a soft sound of protest when you finally break away, earning a quiet chuckle from you before you plant a sweet kiss to his jaw.
“How was that?” You whisper, kissing along his jawline, earning a small shiver of approval from him. “Was that payment enough?”
“I suppose for now,” he mumbles.
“Now you’re just being greedy,” you tease, grinning against his skin.
But you know as well as he does, you’re than happy to afford his prices. And then some, too. You’re as generous about spending as he is enthusiastic with taking.
“Or maybe you’re just being stingy,” he shoots back. With a fond shake of your head, your lips are back on his, cradling his face as he leans into you until he can’t tell where you start and where he ends.
It’s hard not to give into your charms, but he’s not so sure it’s a losing battle. It feels suspiciously close to a win, in fact—that is, if Ajaw stays far, far away. (And again, it would be nice if it was not on a limited, conditional, restricted, contractual, partial, temporary basis.)
He’s sooooo cute and his backstory literally haunts me I want to kiss him so bad you guys don’t get it. I was supposed to skip him but 173 wishes later I now have a c4 diluc and a c0r1 kinich 🥹
#writing tag#kinich x reader#kinich x you#kinich fluff#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin fluff#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin impact fluff
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