#get over urself omg
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what I've noticed on social media lately is that people making fun of a certain personality/interest have to add in something that makes the person morally wrong, in a way that usually makes no sense. They want to paint the group (that they're usually just annoyed at) as morally wrong, and they can't admit to themselves that they dislike the group just because they're annoying. that's it. They're annoying.
Take this:
this post is insulting fujoshis. which. i mean. fair. But you can see that most of these actions are just annoying, not wrong. However, I think that the person wanted to garner more hate towards fujoshis by adding that little "the age of consent is 13!!" in there, where it actually doesn't make much sense. Fujoshis arent pedos, they fetishize gay men. Don't add random shit cause you want more hate for a group you find annoying.
there r some other examples and I will add them when I find where I saved them on pinterest in a fit of rage xo
#idk I'm having thoughts#like youre just justifying your hate for a group by adding stuff that makes THEM morally wrong#you cant handle the fact that maybe you're just a hateful person#the fujoshi wasn't the best example because they can be harmful sometimes but you get my point#like I saw another one about “gay best friends” and it implicated that girls who want gay best friend are actually homophobic#which again makes no sense#those people are just annoying they're not homophobic#but you don't want to be seen as the bad guy!!#ever!!#get over urself omg
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does anyone else obsessively scroll through their own art tag or reread their own fics scrutinizing every detail and trying to determine whether it’s Actually Good or not or am I just a freak lol
#I’m always staring at my art like ‘ok if I were just scrolling and came across this piece and it wasn’t mine would I think it was good#would I look at my stuff and think I was worth following#as if it EVEN MATTERS !!#‘good’ is subjective and all art has value bc it is a creative expression of meaning to the artist!#what’s this bs part of my brain that wants so badly to Be Really Good at things like I’m having a nice time isn’t that enough for u. omg#me rereading my own fics: how would I rate this on a scale of 1 to 10. if I weren’t me would I click out or keep reading#puts myself in a chokehold. literally get over urself bro
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was rly despairing over how exactly i could get astarion’s good ending given that alarice is a greedy power hungry little bastard and would absolutely encourage him to do the ritual however god (larian) put the perfect excuse in my path in the form of the poor lil kids in the dungeon so everyone say thank u larian
#alarice: money and power are all that matter in this world. they r the only way to keep urself safe. i care abt no one but myself.#also alarice the moment she sees a poor sad lil kid: omg A BABY 🥺 come here i will protect u u will never get hurt or go hungry again ❤️#anyway yeah maybe i did shed a tear over astarion’s arc#maybe the cold terrified survivalist babygirl giving up the one thing that could keep him safe for the sake of others got to me. so what#bg3 spoilers /#bg3 posting /#ch: alarice silversong
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Ok goodnight I’ve been anxiety ridden over seemingly everything the past week or so to the point where my TUMMY won’t stop HURTING for ONE MINUTE the whole time. I’m scared I’m so scared of everuthing I’m scared
#my hrt appointment is on tues I’m scared. math I’m scared. socializing I’m scared.#will I ever stop feeling like I’m going to die whenever I hang out with people. like I thought this was stupid kid stuff but genuinely#makes my blood run cold sometimes just thinking about it. like I’m sooo special enough to be hated that much. get over urself. OMG#but I can’t. I think my problem is that I’m kind of a control freak and I have NO control over how people perceive me. not really#UGH SOOOO STUPID. even if it’s just going to get food or something. literally debilitating it’s horrible it like freezes me in place#being alone gets rid of the fear in the moment but I’ve been feeding that for like a couple years now. and the more I do the worse it gets#UGH.#I know the only way out is through but I’m gonna whine about it the entire time. why the hell is it so stressful for me.. even if I know#the person really likes me.. -__-
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starts getting so scared i’m the devil reincarnated for having thoughts sorry gang
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I know I used to be really heavy into fandom discourse but now I've gotten to the point where I can say if you bust out discourse terms against someone randomly and unprompted you're really chronically online. I had someone tell me I was giving off proshipper vibes bcus I said something about not harassing people (which I still stand by) and I gotta tell u I cringed so hard bcus who actually uses discourse terms irl
#proshipper vibes#omg are u an anti shipper or a proshipper#omg what do you think of this super problematic anime ship#like i promise you this stuff does not matter irl i don't care#like i don't get into fandkm discourse like that anymore#my opinions go as far as don't harass people over fandom and thats it#and if you try to force meaningless labels on me i am giving u the biggest side eye#like i don't care what you label urself as in terms of fandom stuff but i don't use fandom labels like that#my close friends and moots know where o stand with fandom opinions and other than that I don't get into discourse and I don't care about it#don't harass people don't be shitty and other than that i don't care
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out of tags bc i rambled but i wanna add on that often gym culture is a rlly supportive and confidence building environment and there's so much positive gym content but unfortunately some ppl do take it in the wrong direction and it becomes like. toxic gym bro culture. we do not like that. take care of ur health physical and mental first and foremost always!!!
#like there are so many rlly nice gym videos with people being helpful and supportive and just really nice#i've had ppl approach me in the gym and start rlly pleasant convos and it's just such a supportive environment to me#but you gotta know what to avoid w content bc a lot of people are weird abt it and promote unhealthy behaviours and fixate on dysmorphia#which. i understand from experience and dysmorphia SUCKS. but it's not healthy to be obsessing over that type of mindset yk??#also the gym you go to will probably make a difference ig?? like my gym is a really nice environment i find#but ik some gyms people are more rude or constantly filming and for some ppl that's just gonna make it a horrible environment#it depends where you go i think. grateful that my gym is normal tho. i've only had to tell off teenage boys for filming me one (1) time#and even then i was polite i was like hey can you not get me in ur shot pleaseeee 😁 and thankfully he was like omg yeah sorry#so. could've gone a lot worse bc. teenage boys. but i don't think he was intentionally pointing the camera at me yk 😭😭#you just have to have the confidence to stand up for urself if people are filming and you're not comfortable being on it#which is hard asf omg the anxiety was so high but he was respectful thankfully. and i rarely see ppl taking pics in my gym thank god#ANYWAY. DONE RAMBLING NOW THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.#it's just smth i'm strongly passionate abt and i don't talk abt it too often bc ik some people don't like the topic and i totally get that
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sorry but anyone who engages in “im one of the good ones” rhetoric you are so FUCKING cringe. directed at local chinese ppl here who r like ewww mainland chinese im not like that haha i need to make sure white ppl/japanese/korean ppl dont think im one of THEM. get fucking real you are indistinguishable from mainland chinese people to them. you’re chinese it’s time to face it and have empathy for people that have been the scapegoat for everything the west hates for the past eighty years especially “ooh I speak English and have manners” shut the fuck up
#i haaaaate when ppl r like. ‘omg u just need to speak good English and u won’t be lumped in w them’ BITCH#YOURE CHINESE. SO AM I. WHAT THE FUCK#get over urself bud!
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ngl to you guys I have started to feel consistently, really, legitimately physically ill reading news sites and I am uhhhhhh really fckn worried and also mad so lmao idk man
#I can't afford to leave the country so lol 🤷♀️ kinda just stuck here. which sucks. and has sucked for the last nearly decade now#I'm not having good feelings abt this rn tho and I'm ngl I fuckin hate any person who said anything like#omg dems have problems too so they're both bad!#like lmao go fuck urself.#we all have one safety net and one party is like yeah you can have that it's fine!#and the other party is like we wanna cut a hole in the net#but yeah. the same! the same!!!!!!#this shit makes me so mad cause.... overwhelmingly I know ppl in this country are like For Real Stupid.#I know this. I was born here. I'm gonna die here. I KNOW ppl here are STUPID as hell. and very easily distracted#by their ~feelings~ abt the ~economy~ and... you know..... racism#but the thing is I know 1000000% that a repub could come put tomorrow and run for prez and say#all birth control was illegal women could no longer vote and non whites would be deported#but as long as they said some vaguely strong arm shit abt money ppl would turn out in DROVES to vote for them#I just. I'm nit feeling good tonight. and I am getting a horrible migraine. and feel like I'm gonna hurl. all over. so lmao yeah 👍#erin explains it all
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STOPPPP
#apparently u cn still see where i carved a slur into my arm i thought it faded#idk how to get rid of it#idw any potential tattoo artists to see that#idw cut over it idk how else to get rid of it OMGMFMFMNG F IM GNNA KMS#WHY DID I CARVE SLURS ONTO MYSELF#it’s literally so obvious too how did i not notice there’s a tattoo beside it they definitely noticed omg#cutting urself is one thing but carving slurs is smth else omg i’m so#what is wrong with me#why did i do that
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I'm screaming!! sometimes I'll listen to the old audio recordings I have on my phone when I'm bored and there's a decent amount from 2014-2016 where I'm just.. CHOMPING on some cheezits and saying the slowest sentences while high/tripping.. so thankful my friends still enjoyed my company bc what the fuck was I saying???
#awwww reminiscing on my rural suburban teenage adventures now#just getting Too High and hanging out in the bed of my truck in parking lots#my friend C used to work at mcdonalds so we would go there after he got off and just.. lay down in the truck and cuddle and watch the stars#just a big ol cuddle puddle of me n four pals.. i hope theyre doing alright#C used to give me dissociatives too and omfg i loved them so much but he would never sell to me :( it was so fun tho#just not in my body wandering around downtown and going to the river#or going to the creek and trails#omfg also did ambien with F one time and that was WILD#biggest trip of me life#there's a picture on my og tumblr of us putting it on each other's tongues lmfao#ugh now I'm thinking about being high/drunk on my friend's farm and going down to the pond to explore.. good times during my worst times :-)#OMFGGG okay just remembered another thing#going to (a different) C's house after school and doing pills and jumping on his trampoline for hours at a time#one time we did a photoshoot pretending to be mary and jesus and he screamed at the top of his lungs and i almost pissed myself laughing#dudes i did So Many Drugs when i was a teenager.. gotta do something not to k!ll urself!!#this took a turn but I'm grateful im a healthy adult and those addictions didn't follow me past 19 omg#OKAY rambling over thank u for coming 2 my tedtalk#rAMbles
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trying to watch riverdale this archie andrews bitch pisses me off sm
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omg can u imagine gojo being so obsessed with ur pussy lips and before seggs he makes u spread urself for him like he’s the pussy inspector 😵💫😵💫 or like makes u touch urself and spread ur legs/lips rly wide so he can watch
i can imagine and i am imagining and i will continue to imagine
nonnie you are BRILLIANT<3
contains: fem reader, pussy inspection, masturbation (gojo & reader), he guides you, you’re in front of a mirror, he’s obsessed with your cunt, you finger yourself together, so much praise like so much, dirty talk, he talks to ur pussy, pretty soft i won’t lie~
MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI
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“toru, this ‘s so embarrassing.” your mumbling so quiet he can barely hear, face burning under his scrutinizing gaze with his eyes that can literally see everything
“don’t be embarrassed baby, your little pussy is so pretty,” he assures you, he currently has you on your back, thighs resting over his thicker ones as he’s between your thighs, sitting back on his heels, lengthy cock in hand, “you should wanna show her off,” he smiles sincerely at you
your hands are on the underside of your thighs, holding your pussy lips open for him to get a better veiw,
“you sure ur not jus’ pretending to be embarrassed cutie? little hole is squeezing around nothing down here when i talk to you,” his free hand coming to aid you in holding yourself open, pulling back the hood of your clit to get a closer look at your swollen bud,
“oh fuck,” he laughs, watching it twitch under his watchful stare, “want you to rub your clit a little for me pretty girl, can you do that?” he smiles fondly, eyebrows raising when he looks at you,
“o-okay,” you whimper, he moves his hand from the hood of your clit down to your thigh, rubbing comforting patterns into the skin there
you let one of the hands that was holding your cunt open come around your body and slide down your pelvis, tip of your middle finger coming in contact with your clit, legs trying to squeeze shut around him at the stimulation
“gotta keep ‘em open so i can see okay?” he says, emphasizing his point by using his strong grip to keep your leg in place,
“show me how you touch yourself when your alone.” he bites his lip, watching you look anywhere but his eyes that are trying to make contact with your own as you whimper out at his request,
dipping your finger down to your entrance to gather some of the slick there, you drag your finger back up to your clit and start rubbing quick circles into the angry bud,
not an inch of your movements are being overlooked by his crystaline eyes, he slowly starts to rub his own cock while he watches you, using his dripping pre to lubricate his strokes, jaw dropping in a half smile as he watches your eyes roll to the back of your head
a second finger joining the first in rubbing your clit, wetness echoing in the room,
“tell me how it feels,” he’s breathing heavily, focusing on his tip, watching you try to put your pleasure into words for him,
“feels so good, makes my tummy feel all hot,” you pause to gasp, “rubbing it d-directly like t-this is so intense.” you finish, panting in short breaths, finding a good rhythm, one that makes your toes curl,
“oh fuck, i bet it is, looks like it feels so good,” he shakes his head in disbelief, huffing out a half laugh-half moan when he picks up the ministrations on his cock,
reaching his hand back down to your pussy and teasing the tip of his finger in your hole, twisting his palm so it’s facing the ceiling, moaning at the feeling of how warm and wet you feel when he slips it deeper, before pulling out completely
“can you imagine how this feels around my cock?” he asked, watching you scrunch your cute little eyebrows together in pleasure,
“stop for a second.” he says, letting go of his grip on his cock and letting it bob in the air, you look up him confused, barely having time to register the change in position, he picks you up so you’re sitting on the edge of the bed on his lap, facing the mirrored closet, feet perched on the bed by your ass, giving you both a great veiw of your pussy all spread out, his broad chest flexing against your back, feet firmly on the ground,
“gimmie ur hand sweetie,” he speaks, letting him take your hand in his, he places his palm on the back of your hand, interlacing his fingers with yours before guiding your hand between your legs,
unlocking your finger after he presses you palm over your dripping cunt, his chest vibrates against your back when he speaks, “put two fingers inside yourself,” he requests, “slowly, really feel how soft and wet you feel.” he instructs, hand opting to hold your thigh open for now while he watches your every moment through the mirror,
you dip the tips of your fingers inside your hole, rubbing the wetness on the length of your digits before slowly pressing deeper into yourself, just like satoru asked, your head falling back against his shoulder in a moan when your cunt swallows up your fingers to the hilt, palm pressed firmly against your clit,
“good girl” he draws out, groaning as he thrusts his hips shallowly against you, cock pressed snugly between your lower back and his abs, relishing in the friction,
“feel how good that feels?” he asks, hand he had resting on your thigh coming down to your cunt, teasing the space under where your fingers are currently stuffed in your hole, you whimper out an ‘uh-huh’ while nodding, “that’s what my cock feels every time i’m inside of you.”
his thick fingers slowly joining yours inside your cunt, pushing them in with a little resistance as you gasp, eyes shooting open and head tipping forward to watch his ministrations in the mirror, “fuck! s-satoru!” you moan at the stretch
your cunt and his dick alike throb at the veiw of his fingers along with your own stuffed inside you, “this pussy is so fucking good to me you know that? he whispers into your ear, keeping eye contact with you in the mirror,
starting to pump all four of your fingers together in and out of your gushing pussy, forcing your fingers to curl with his each time he fucks them into you, putting the most mind numbing pressure on your gspot
“always squeezes my cock so good, just like she’s doin to our fingers now.” his mouth is still pressed to your ear, hot breath sending goosebumps all over your body,
“touch your clit, pay attention to how tight she gets when you do that,” he instructs
shaky hand coming down to rub your puffy nub, letting out a long moan of his name at the sensation of your clit getting stimulated along with your gspot being pounded into, thanks to him picking up the pace,
basically holding hands with him inside of you as your fingers tangle and curl together, cum sliding down between your ass as you work together to bring you to your rapidly approaching orgasm,
“fuck you felt that right?” he moans breathlessly into the shell of your ear, “felt how much tighter she got?” humming sounds of approval into the side of your face as the coil in your tummy screws impossibly tighter,
“and when you cum it makes my cock feel even better, try to focus on that, really wan’ you to understand how good you make me feel.” he enlightens you, staring between your pretty face twisting in pleasure and your messy cunt crying out for him as your thrown into your orgasm,
hunching over when the first wave hits you, remembering satoru’s words and trying to focus on how your pussy clenches and spasms around your fingers, and how it feels
his hips fucking up into your back, feeling sympathetic pleasure himself watching your intense orgasm wrack your body with tremors,
whimpers of his name and curses filling the air as your cum drips around both of your digits, letting you catch your breath for a second before pulling out his fingers, yours following shortly after, as he leaves sweet kisses on your sensitive neck.
“did such a good job, felt nice when you squeezed all tight on ur fingers when you came, right?” he asked, eyes already on yours when you came to, smiling and nodding at him through the mirror, affirming his words,
“good, now i wanna feel that same thing around my cock, and i want you to squirt for me while we’re at it,” he leaves one final kiss on your cheek, hearts practically in your eyes as he gets you in position for the long and messy night you’re about to experience.
#this is so hot i went off ngl#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#gojo smut#gojou satoru smut#gojo satoru fic#jjk satoru#gojou satoru x reader#satoru smut#jujutsu kaisen satoru#gojou satoru x you#jujutsu satoru#satorugojo#gojou satoru x y/n#gojou x reader#jjk gojo#jujutsu gojo#gojo x you#gojo fluff#gojo x y/n
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down bad | lewis hamilton x fem! reader
summary; just lewis being an absolute simp for his wife on the main
fc; stenss on ig
warnings; ?
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note; requested ! lewis the loml
masterlist !
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[caption 1; the wife demanded matcha today] [caption 2; 😍😍😍😍]
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lewishamilton ‘lew let’s go get matcha now if you say no i’m divorcing you😛’
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lewishamilton whatever wifey wants wifey gets🙄👩❤️💋👨
yourusername happy wife happy life am i right 😁
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lewishamilton knew you’d want that, don’t worry, i made an appointment at hermes 😁
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lewishamilton if the wife says she wants a birkin 25 in sakura then a birkin 25 in sakura is what she’ll get 😁😁
yourusername I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON YOU WANTED ME TO WEAR PINK!!!😩
yourusername crying ilysm i already have so many outfits planned 🥹
lewishamilton and i can’t wait to see what your amazing mind comes up with 🤍
username why am i shocked abt a birkin like that man isn’t a millionaire
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yourbestfriend GIRLK IM SCREAMING FOR YOUU😫😍
yourbestfriend THATS BEEN ON UR WISHLIST FOR AGES
yourusername I KNOWW😩
yourusername it helps when ur man is the lewis hamilton n an absolute simp😋
yourbestfriend does he have friends 🤨🤨🤨
yourusername no why does he need friends when he has me 🙄( HIS WIFE )
yourusername jk yes🤓
yourbestfriend we all know lewis would only hang out w u if given the chance 😭
yourusername husband tingz 😇😇
username lewis is so husband material im crying
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lewishamilton: can’t ever get over your beauty, my love 😍😍
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yourbestfriend: BET
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lewishamilton: happiest of birthdays to my sweetest girl. forever grateful that i get to call the most gorgeous woman on this earth my wife. may this day be filled with many blessings. i love you so much, pretty girl. 🤍
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yourusername: YOU ARE MY BLESSING🥹🥹
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lewishamilton: love you , pretty girl 🩷
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yourbestfriend: does he have spare $$$?
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yourbestfriend: THANK U MR N MRS HAMILTON😭😭🙏🙏🙏🫶
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salut pookie!
I was wondering if you could brew up some smut…
sitting on simon. rileys. face.
omg….
with love,
L.L.
hiii pooks <333
thank you so so much for requesting this i hope you like it (also im in such a silly mood idk why i wanted to make this funny but alr i hope u like it mwah ily <3)
*gasp* sitting on simons face.
first of all dont u dare!!!! hover over him or something like that if he says sit then SIT!!!
and if youre worried about hurting him...
"but si, i dont wanna suffocate you-" he will shut you up cuz babe youre talking nonsense!!! if he could die between your legs he would!!!
"luv thats bullshit, sit. on. it" and then hell grab your waist and put u on him 😋
and the way simon eats your pussy youll think he havent eaten anything in days!!!!
he makes out with your clit more than he does with you-
his nose is bumping against your clit while his toung circles your hole and tries to get in 🥴 he might even use his hand to rub your clit while hes trying to fuck you with his tounge hehe
and when u cum (like for 3 times minimum) he pulls away from ur pussy and brings u in for a kiss so u could taste urself on him
"see how wet my chin is, luv? yeah, thats all because of u. but i dont think my chin is the only thing thats coated with cum"
he came in his pants
cause of death: pussy too good 😔
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sunghoon when you’re sick
pairing: sunghoon x gn!reader headcannons!
cw: cursing, mentions of chicken noodle soup (the food not the song), married life, getting sick/colds, hoonie my bae
wc: 1k
- okay so i feel like because he’s on the ice a lot
- he’s cold
- like in en-o-clock ep 20 behind he said it had been a while since he was on the ice so he was cold but that just means whenever he’s performing he’s not cold or not that cold at least
- and he’s acclimated to ice rink temperatures right?
- (and self projecting here but i myself am very cold all the time and it takes me a long time to get warm but i never get hot-?)
- so i feel like maybe one day its raining
- or the heater is broken and you have to suffer
- and you’re both on the bed, scrolling through your phones, but you’re shivering
- but sunghoon’s used to it
- only issue? he is not a raging furnace
- he’s a block of ice
- “sunghoon i’m cold.”
- “y/n, i can’t help you.” he’s just honest w/ everything atp
- “yes you can! cuddle me.” and you’d forcibly grab his arm and tangle urself with him
- you come to the very shocking realization that sunghoon is literally colder than the temperature outside.
- you pull away IMMEDIATELY and scowl at him
- he shrugs as if to tell you “i told you so.”
- he’s not offended he just accepted that he will never be warm
- man knows you’re just trying not to become the ice cube that he is
- omg sunghoon emotional brick and ice cube look at my…shape skills go
- so you’d go back to becoming one with the blankets but it doesn’t work and you’re like “hoonie :((“
- “yes dear.” sunghoon rolls his eyes, looking over at your covered figure nonetheless abd adjusts your blankets for you
- “can we cuddle, the blankets aren’t working :((“
- sunghoon probably gets an eye workout with how many times he rolls his eyes
- but he… L words u…so “okay. come here.” and he puts his phone down on the nightstand and gives you a hug
- internally he would laugh at your antics but he knows you’re just cold and he obviously wants to help but
- mans literally -2 degrees in body heat idk what to tell u
- but after a while you warm up the blankets EVENTUALLY get hotter
- u probs fell asleep and your body heat increased so you’re warm now
- he falls asleep too
- u end up with a COLD and he’s fine btw
- through the coughs and sniffles you blame him for not being your personal fireplace
- he goes “we slept together???? and you cuddled me??? for three hours??? fyi you could have gotten more blankets”
- ‘why can’t this man just spoonfeed u chicken noodle soup like a good bf’
- “can i at least have a kiss?” you pout at him underneath your blankets, even though the heater is in perfect working condition, and sunghoon feels himself falling harder for you everyday
- you are just so DAMN!!! CUTE!!! he can only handle so much until he says fuck it and puts a ring on ur finger
- omg married life with sunghoon or wtv…. NOT blushing
- “no. i’m going to get sick if I kiss you too.”
- “I AM SO SICK OF U!” /j
- ur stupid play on words makes him laugh and he gives in w/ a small peck :>
- even though ur hating him for not being cute and cuddly he just can’t get sick
- he has a competition coming up! sunghoon can’t be under the weather when he’s already under ur spell >:
- “take your medicine goddamnit” but it’s lovingly scolding you as he pushes the weirdly cherry flavored liquid down and follows up with a cup of warm water
- always has tissues on hand
- you’re in the car? tissues. you’re in the kitchen? no babe don’t use the paper towels to blow your nose it’s too rough on your skin
- if you want to cuddle he will say no
- I MEAN EVERY OTHER TIME HE JUST SITS THERE AND LETS U DO WHATEVER U WANT
- “guess this is my life now”
- “i can’t believe you won’t cuddle with me :(“
- “i cant believe you got sick despite hugging me and still having three blankets.” NO CHILL
- sunghoon simultaneously makes fun of you but will take care of you
- if he’s not home expect a sticky note or a voicemail
- “ahh, sorry for ringing your phone so early, i hope you’re getting your sleep <33 just wanted to call and make sure you drink the water in the bottle next to you, i warmed it this morning before i left for practice, and there’s some food in the fridge that jay brought over yesterday. hope you feel better soon i love you”
- alexa play fighting bleeding losing…no matter what i do by txt
- yeah he’s so sweet he’d stop the teasing bc he knows you hate being sick and doesn’t want to make it worse for you
- sometimes you wake up and you literally can’t breathe??
- breathing through nose era when!! /j
- you’d try to get your work done, hoon alr called sick days off for u but you have nothing to do at home so you get your laptop
- “Hi honey,” Sunghoon greets from the doorway, quickly kicking off his shoes and entering your bedroom. “I brought you some tea, Heeseung said it would help you since his mom gave it to him. Do you want some right now?” You nod, coughing with the quick and unexpected movement of your head.
- Sunghoon comes back with a steaming cup of warm golden tea, and blows on the top before letting you take a sip. “Be careful, it’s hot.” And you dismiss his words before you’re hissing at your burned tongue.
- u don’t catch a break huh
- you finish the cup of tea by the end of the night and sunghoon comes to give u a little forehead kith before telling you to sleep
- tmr u wake up and you can BREATHE again
- which gods did this why do you finally feel like a functioning human being
- ANYWAYS THOUGH!! Sunghoon’s competition is in two hours you don’t have time to waste hello?
- Outfit with hoodie, giant puffer jacket, and a turtleneck, and the thickest pants known to mankind
- driving to the rink where he’s competing and watching him with a giant lovesick grin without him knowing you’re there
- you give him a hug when he’s done
- happy at first and loves to see you, but wants to make sure you’re okay
- You both go home and he’s like “half of that outfit is mine.”
- yeah. he’s not wrong. anyways.
- celebratory dinner! he kisses you many many times thanking you for coming out to see him
- happy to finally cuddle again, holding you close now they you’ve recovered
- he got sick the next day.
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f for sunghoon. thank you.
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